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Let's go. We're going to part of my take. Welcome to part of my take. We're going to part of my take. Things the crown is yours today is Monday, June 22nd, and Windom Clark is about to open
up some great PFT because he is the U.S. open champion.
Second time major winner, two time U.S. open winner and people are mad.
Bad night to be a grape on Long Island, some mandatory grape coming from Windom. Some statutory grape coming from Windom after it was over the ass. He's like, oh, yeah. I'm going to open up all the grape tonight. Yeah.
It was kind of crazy. I knew he was a villain. Yeah. Didn't know he was that much of a villain. But he had to battle against the course, he had to battle against the fans.
We're actively cheering for his shots to be bad. Which, listen, I want to be really clear because I like it when that happens. Yeah. It's good that we have people like preaching some of the finer rules of decorum for golf.
Being happy that somebody that you're rooting against hit a bad shot. I think that's fine and people should be allowed to do it. At some point today, it felt like the crowd at Shinocak just was just, they fucking hated the guy. And here's the thing.
I like hate and sports is great.
“That's what, you know, it fuels all of us.”
If your guy can't win, you know, you want the guy you hate to lose. And especially in golf when there's, you know, the 150 guys competing or whatever it may be, the thing I don't understand. And yes, we had Windom Clark on a couple of weeks ago. I liked him a lot.
And this is, and I don't know if we were, obviously, we made fun of the open up some grape. He, he owned that. And he's like, yeah, that's, you know, he had fun with us with that. I, I'm a, I'm a casual golf fan in the fact I watched all the majors, I watched some
of the other events, but I'm not like dialed in and being like, this is my guy. And I'm, I'm looking at his, you know, swing speed and all this stuff. Is the majority of it just that Windom Clark beat up that locker? Because that's part of it, but that feels like the majority of it.
Because the locker, and yes, I, well, I don't know, we never have asked what ...
said to him.
Well, what did the locker do in that situation?
But I actually think the locker room is under-reported because I saw the picture. The picture looks like two lockers were damaged. Yeah. He went on a locker damaged. Free.
But I, I, I'm more saying this because I want, if, if you hate Windom Clark because he beat up a locker, fine, I, I, I feel like there's got to be more. And maybe there is more. And hopefully there is more because then I'll be like, you know what, great.
“You hate this guy and you should hate him, just own it, that you hate him.”
But the locker thing, I, I, I, I feel like it, that, we want guys to show a motion. Yes, you should not be beating up lockers, especially the hollowed grounds of Oakmont. But respect to course. That he was a locker room. Like, you know, these athletes are all psychos.
You don't get to the level of success that he's gotten to without being somewhat of a psycho. I kind of like when guys show their, their faults. And maybe the part of it is that he doesn't didn't immediately say, sorry, I get that too.
But yeah, I, I have no problem with Windom Clark and I enjoyed watching him kind of play
the heel and, and watching everyone, like, boo him. And there was that one, I think it was like somewhere around eight or nine where he, it was crazy. He was hitting pots and just no one was clapping. There was one audible just one guy just went boo.
Yeah. I love that. I was hilarious. Like he just was great. The, the get in the bunker.
Yeah. I, so big, and I'm glad you asked about his missteps, because like you, I wondered, like, why, why do they hate him this much? Because it was the type of, like, animosity that I can only remember for, like, Patrick Reid.
And, and I also should say, if, if part of your reason for hating Windom Clark today was because he was running away with it, I agree with that. I do like to see, you want to see a competitive tournament when the day started, he was up six. You don't, you want, we want, especially with only four majors, you want to see Sunday have
fireworks. What kind of one? It's like there was moments that were, were high intensity moments that he fell back to the pack. So go ahead.
Okay. So yeah. It wasn't just damaging the locker. It was damaging two lockers. Okay.
Come on. A serial locker, damager. There was also, he took out a T mobile sign on a T box a year ago. So he disrespected T mobile, a great sponsor of the PGA tour and that tournament. Let's not forget about the T mobile sign.
And then after the match was part three tournament, SVP asked him what it was like being out there with all the kids running away. I saw that. And his answer was yeah, you know, it was a great time, also a great form of birth control to be out there.
He made a joke and guess what? I've said that exact same thing about going to the airport. Like how you make a joke all the time. When you go to the airport and it's all families that are running right, that will make
you want to have a kid never in your entire life.
It's like I'm pulling out from now on. So that those are the big three, those are the big three things that he's done. Can I just say that off of that? Because I saw that one guy be like, had you guys happy father's day. He made this joke.
That guy. Ah, there's no worse discourse online than the both sides of this than the people who are like, if you don't have kids, you're a scumbag and then the people are like, if you
“have kids, you're a loser, you don't have like, why would you do that to your free time?”
Everyone just makes their own like live and let live. Make your decisions. It's fine. And so when in Clark, making that joke mean, if you're offended by that, you're fucking loose.
Yeah, you're dark. You're dark. I know that you did kind of gloss over the team mobile sign incident. Yeah, see, listen, I listen, has team mobile ever been a sponsor of first? Nope.
So then I'll fuck him. He didn't apologize. Yeah. Team mobile sign deserved it. Now, if that were Verizon sign, let's say, put him in jail or there were worse.
Reces or Mountain Dew. Executive. I think the fuck out of here. I think a majority of it was the lead. I, yeah.
I'm fine with that. I, I liked him on the show. I, like, was, I was happy he won, but going into the day. Yeah. I was like, I hope he falter early and it gets close.
“Nothing against wind him, but it's like, I think that was the biggest thing.”
I think if you're going to Chinnecock on Sunday for a major, you want it to be close. So you, I think, yeah, anyone besides like a fan paper, even Scotty, I think Scotty was up eight. People would not be like cheering for him. They'd be kind of hoping that, you know, things go south a little bit.
You also forgot one other thing, which I, I somehow gotten a rabbit hole because people didn't like LA Country Club and that US open and he won that US open and he hated him from that too. Okay. That was a deep, that, that's a great one.
Yeah. I actually really liked that one a lot because he, he reminds you of a tournament that you hated. Yeah. That's perfectly legit.
Yeah. We, we, we, I say, I would even say, yeah, but I would even say, like, when Hank was getting that, I think it had more to do with the fact that he had that big lead and then Scotty was the guy that was like, maybe he'll catch up to him.
And I do think they would have ruled for Scotty if he had a big lead. Because that seemed like it was, they could have seen like a moment of history there.
Yeah.
Scotty's in the sky. He gets a virtual.
He gets the career grand slam on his birthday on Father's Day, if he wins.
“I feel like that's, that's what people really want to see out of their Sunday and”
when them happen to be standing in between them in history. Yeah. But I, listen, I also think they just didn't like when they don't like it. Which is fine. Maybe at a one shot lead lead, it would not have been as, I don't know, maybe if he
was in the same group of Scotty, yeah, but like I think if he was had a one shot lead and he was in the final group with like Brian Harmon, I know one would know one would be cheering that hard. It was also weird vibes all weekend because we had on Saturday, the people were macrosy. He got, he got the, the weather luck too.
He got the weather luck, which we're going to talk to Max about a lot of this, but the weather luck people, I don't understand. He played with a bunch of people who had the same weather luck. And then I think he shot, I think, I think it was Friday or Saturday. I think he had the second pass round on the day.
Yeah. So it's like he got, he, yes, he got a little bit of weather luck, but then he held the lead. And Saturday was weird because the glass train is at 6 p.m., they teed off at 345 p.m. Easter, which was like crazy, late, it felt like, yeah. And the vibes, when William Clark was walking up 18, there was like no one there.
It looked like a practice round. It was just weird. And, you know, shit a cock, I, is a fun place for the U.S. open to be, but that one was weird.
And then the combination, I mean, I enjoyed Sunday just because I've never seen, I've never
seen a gallery be like that. Like just openly rude against an American in the U.S. open the way they did. And not like I'm saying, it's not like they were just rooting for Scotty. They were rooting hard against wind them, which made it fun and credit to wind them. Yeah.
He's stronger than his, his mental health coach. And he sees mental health coach had to leave the, she had to go inside. Yeah. How do you, how do you do that if your mental health coach?
“Because if your mental, you have to stand there and take it with them.”
That's, as a mental health coach, you're nervous that you haven't done your job. And, like, it's like when, if I'm driving my El Camino and I'm taking it up a big hill, that I want to leave. I want to get the fuck out because this thing is broken down before. I don't know.
You're going to sit out there and just take it and hear it all so that you can then when you have the conversation with him after be like, yeah, I heard that guy boo, I heard that guy say get in the bunker. She ran away from the fire. There's a burning building going on at Shina Kock and she went inside to, to get some like
tuna salad and, and, and Sapina, I think she was just like, I don't know if I've done enough to prepare my client for this, this occasion. I don't, I don't want to be around in case we melt down. It's funny that going into it, when we were talking last week with Shane Bacon and he was saying that he thinks that guys that are like to mentally, most mentally tough.
The ones that are, are calmest in the face of adversity have the best shot at winning this tournament. I actually think it might have been the exact opposite where a guy like Windham, who's used to dealing with frustration and like being outwardly angry, they were, they were born into that darkness.
Yeah. The other golfers merely inherited it this week at Shina Kock when the course is fucking with you so bad, it makes everybody kind of play on that edge where they, they feel like they're going to throw a club. Windham's used to having that feeling and he knows how to channel it better than everybody
else. So he strangely was able to play more calmly than some of the other guys. He, so I mean, he, and he was, he deserved this. He, the, the 16th hole, both Saturday and Sunday, the, the Eagle shot on 16 on Saturday was
incredible and then getting out of the rough and burning 16 on Sunday.
That was the, that was the championship hole for him. Yeah, I mean, I, I enjoyed watching it, but it man, it was, they were ejecting fins, which I also am against that.
“You should let the fans be, as long as they don't cross a line, if they should get”
in a bunker or they boo you, fans should get to be able to do that. That's fine. Yeah. There was one guy that got kicked out. Also, they can't, it might have been Billy football.
Yeah. They saw that one. It might have been Billy and I don't know what Billy said if that was him, yeah. But I stand for his right to, to freedom of speech. It also, Chinacop really couldn't afford to lose more fans, like they should not have been
kicking people out, right? There was a, like, the grandsons were empty on Saturday. It was nothing. It had to be eerie to play in that. This is a pretty good quote.
I thought from when the after it was over. He said, it's pretty rare to have fans cheer for bad shots. That was tough. But some of it is self-deserved. I kind of brought it on myself.
Yeah. He gets it. He's like, I guess I'll be the heel if they want me to be the heel. But I think what he's done by saying, I'll be the heel. I kind of deserved to be the heel.
He's probably made a lot of people not want him to be the heel anymore. Yeah. Well, this actually weirdly was great PR for Wendom because he stood in the face of everyone hating him, both online and in-person, and then won the tournament. And if you were a hater of the LACC one, it's like, you just want Chinacop, right?
And he didn't, he didn't ask for anyone to get ejected. He didn't freak out at anyone. So he had a great day, PR wise, and now also his dad, his dad took a red eye. Yeah. I saw him on the 18th green after that was, that's what it's all about.
There was a lot on the line.
What did, yeah, what Lee did, his dad, like, if you, if Wendom was up one, would just dad of taking that? I mean, six, six stroke lead on Sunday. Yeah, I don't know. So his dad was waiting on Saturday too, though.
He could have came on Saturday. He could have come Friday night, like as a surprise, they had him on the 18th green. And it's like, what would have happened if he had bogeyed 18, would have just saw that as pretty disappointing. Good luck in the play.
Everyone would have been rooting for Yemen. Everyone was rooting for Sam Burns. They were just hopping around from golfer to golfer. Tom Kim had a moment. I was like, this is Tom Kim.
It was very funny to watch.
That was a cool moment, though, when he saw his dad for the first time after, you're like,
he had all of his bros. We're at the tournament today. Oh, yeah. I don't really bros Wendom has, but it's got to set a record. Well, on the broadcast, we talked to everyone who ever has talked to Wendom.
“Did you see that one segment where they had a swing coach on?”
That was weird. Yeah. I didn't need that. So bizarre. Yeah.
There's like he was sitting in Colorado. He's been like, yeah, we worked on his swing and we got it better. He was like, okay, now back to the US open. Scottie Shefflers about to be a pudding. Hank, can you describe to me why people are upset about the weather look on Thursday?
I think because the the US GA had forecasted it to be a lot worse, so they made the course easier because they thought that everyone playing on Thursday was going to have really bad weather and then because of the delay, the people in the afternoon did not have bad weather and they got the easy conditions. So it was kind of like, people thought it was unfair, but like, pick that's point.
There was, you know, the people in Wendom's group all played well on Thursday and they did not play well on Friday and Wendom did. So it, you know, it was weather lock, but he made the most of it. Why did they delay it? The, well as the fog delay.
Oh, the fog delay. The fog delay pushed the people in the afternoon back. Yeah, what was the, I mean, Wendom was what, 600 was there, there weren't a lot of guys who, like, ripped up the course, Dustin Johnson was playing with them and they, but he also, like, kind of faltered at the end of the day Thursday and then he, like, fell apart.
Right.
At that, or he fell apart early morning Friday at the end of the first round and he fell
apart in the second round to, or could not fell apart. But like, he, at one point was right there with with Wendom Clark, they were tearing it up and then they fell off. Mappet's Patrick was tearing it up Thursday afternoon, kind of fell off. Yeah, it's a four round tournament.
“I mean, that was, Wendom Clark didn't have, I mean, today was his worse round, right?”
Yeah. He's like, so, yeah, on on Saturday, he was, he was, he had the third best score. I also think people were mad because they were like, "Oh, it's Shinicawk. People are supposed to be under par and, and, like, Max was, like, Max will say, like, the, by the end of the tournament, there was, what, three people were apart.
So, three guys. People were bitching on Thursday because they thought, like, oh, they made the course easier. Everyone's just kind of, you know, run away with it, but that's just not what happened. I didn't, I didn't care for the fog delay on Thursday.
I think you got to play through the fog. Yeah, you got to play through. So, yeah, we're doing load management for courses now, too. Yeah, you got to play through a little fog. It's a cloud.
You can, are, are golfers so soft that they can't play with clouds. You got to be able to play with clouds. So, he is now in pretty, pretty crazy company. So since 2000, multiple US open winners, Tiger Woods has three, Bryson two, Brooks two, Retief Goose and two,
Wyndham Clark two. I, I, I keep going back to the LA Contra, that's so funny. The LA Contra club's like, yeah, well, he won that one. And we hated that one. Everyone is so serious with that.
So mad about that one. I, I don't know, I, listen, I also will hand up.
“And I think the majority of our fans are probably of the AWLs”
are probably in this camp of like, like golf, love the majors, not tuned in all the time. There are some die hard golf fans. The die hard golf fans, I understand your gripes. You look at the sport differently than we do.
I get it. We look at football probably differently than you do. What he did to that oakmont locker room
is probably a bridge too far and you can never come back from it.
I get it. And the team, like oak, oakmont, like that's hollow ground. You can't. I would like to know if it was, so it was two lockers, but it was it one locker in a ricochet shot
or did he go after both lockers? Well, what it looks like to me is one locker. It's one locker that's damaged. And then a locker that appears to be fine and then another damage light on the other side.
So lucky, he might have skipped what? It's like the grim reaper meme except he skips one. Yeah. Scroll down just a little bit, Max. It's that they're seeing it.
OK. So what, why didn't he attack the one that was that his locker? See, that's the thing though, Matt Jones are good for him. Matt Jones said, why do people hate him? And then one of the first replies is
'cause he did this to his store locker room in oakmont. Again, if that's really what, if that's the genesis of your hate, a locker, that probably got fixed for like a couple hundred bucks. And I think I saw a story too that oakmont hate for it.
He paid for it.
Oakmont, some members didn't get it fixed right away because they liked showing it off. Being like, here's the Windham Clark lock. Of course they do. How are lockers carrying this much weight in golf?
If Tiger Woods was in the final today, people would be going crazy for him. Well, I mean, what a story of redemption that would be. Yeah. If Tiger Woods didn't like it.
He's never broken a locker as far as I know.
Yes, say what you want to do. Sure. But that's not inside the locker room.
“I think that's, if Tiger Woods flipped the car inside the oakmont”
locker room, then he'd have some problems. I think that they just probably leave the view again there. What if it, what if it hit the locker though? No, they'd be like, this is the 19th hole now. Our lockers at big time golf courses,
the most protected things in the world, it's a big deal. This is the stupidest shit of all time. Dude, you don't have spin. I don't know. I don't know.
It's a locker. You don't do that at Oakmont with the locker. Who gives a fuck? Like, it's not even the course. I could understand if he took a divot out of the green
or something. It's the fucking locker room. Everyone is upset of, no one's been in this locker room is upset about that. People shit in there.
People are, all dudes are naked walking around powdering their balls and taking dumps like 20 feet
from this locker and it's basically the 16-chap.
My problem is the locker doesn't even look that nice. No, that locker room is terrible. That's like a locker room. It's a fucking jaw. He must have done dozens of dollars with the locker room.
No, I'm actually heated about this locker. I hate this locker room. I'm going all the way the other way. Also, if anybody that works at Oakmont knows what they did with the locker panels after this. We want to be very, we will hang them as banner.
We will purchase them. Thank you, you are a member of the Culture Club. You think this is a situation where you just can't go after a locker room. I think it doesn't have a locker room. Yeah, we did.
No. There hasn't been a locker room in renovating it for the last three years. Two years. But you just can't be doing this in a locker room. No, I would definitely be on the, like, keep the locker so you can show it off.
I would be awesome. Yeah. I would be, like, every person that comes in there, you'd be like, "Oh, that's the Wind and Clark locker."
I, like, I don't, I would never be upset about it.
“I kind of want to, for March madness, remember that one year we did the, the, the break room?”
I kind of want to recreate the Oakmont lockers and have them right outside the gambling cave. So if you have a bad beat, you can just fucking take a nine-iron to the locker room. What about the youngsters that are watching at home? And they, they see us destroy locker room and they're like, "Oh, maybe that's, that's a cool thing to do now." I have a hundred percent punch those lockers outside of that.
Yeah, I know. You need a hundred percent. And that's why people hate you. You disrespect the block. The disrespect no more.
Those little lockers. I think we got to move you on our hands. The Oakmont lockers get like reanimated. They come back to life. Yeah, it's like, uh, it's like beauty in the beast.
The lockers are talking. Watch your hit me. Watch your hit me. Watch your hit me. Why is that guy keep taking dumps?
Mr. Clark, why did it? Why did it happen? All right, this is the Oakmont locker room. Oh, my God. The locker room time forgot.
It's a fucking locker room. So they just adopted it. They didn't feel like putting money into renovating it. Unlike what? There's going to be some golf fans or mad at us, because they take the Oakmont locker room
as a very serious place. It's the history. And guess what? That's just one more thing. History that happened in that locker room.
“Oh, did it, did the Phil tracker comment about the Oakmont lockers?”
Because I'd be great. I'm not seeing it. No. The Phil tracker came out and said he'd defend Phil no matter what. No matter what happened.
What happened? What are the top ranked Windham Clark trackers? Is there like one that everybody goes to? Also, can you maybe search what are the top lockers? Because I kind of want Windham Clark to take to go after another locker room.
You don't really hear about the Augusta locker room. Is Oakmont just the number one locker room? How have we put a locker room? This much on the pedestal? You know what else?
I noticed this. We can a lot more of the people at home taking videos of their TVs and being like, "How is this not a penalty?" Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Because there's some grass. Yeah. He moves. Well, it was dead grass. But I see, I love those people.
Yeah, I love those people because they're locked the grass. They're taking matters into their own hands. They hate Windham Clark so much. I'm like, "I'm going to get them busted." So I salute those people.
The woodmatches in Oakmont's locker room are as old as the club itself and park marked by decades of metal spikes. Okay. But that's not what he touched up. The footprints of legends like Bobby Jones, Arnold Palmer, Jack.
Yeah. That's shit. Tiger wood. So our tied directly to these changes. Jack Nicholas.
This is where Jack Nicholas's butt hole was. But Max brought up a good point.
It's like, I'm trying to think of an analogy for something like, like, if you...
to the Ivy at Riggly or the Green Monster, like, that's part of the actual field.
“Like if you went out to Oakmont and just tore up one of the greens, I would be like,”
"That's fucking crazy." If you broke a locker at Riggly, who cares? Yeah. Many were mirrors. You said, "Wipe is butt with hand towels and then try to flush them down the toilet
and start floods." This is when to be in the hole. Oh. Look at this Milwaukee Country Club. No, that's a locker that I'd like to see if I can go ham and just start.
The fact that golf dive just even has an article for the 25 most historic locker rooms in golf. I feel like Hank, you were kind of attacking your culture a little bit. Yeah. Stand up for the lockers, dude.
I mean, a cool locker room is like, "This is like going to a nice course and like being in a cool locker room is a great experience." Right. But yeah. I agree being in a cool locker room is a cool experience, but like, would you, would
you basically, like, "I'm never, I hate that person for life if they damage a locker room?"
No. This locker room looks cool. Seminole golf club looks like that. So when in a car give you touch Seminole golf club, that's our one, that's our no, our no fly zone.
You cannot, if you ever damage that one, we're done with you. You sacred cow. This one looks cool. This one looks cool. Looks like a place where I would like to hang out at.
Yeah. That doesn't look like a beer. Yeah. There's that bar. The back there and the back.
Would you stay in the parking lot? We're not allowed to do it. Oh. That was rude.
“Oh, attacking your, actually, Hank's well, Hank's the funniest is Hank, like having”
to speak definitively unlock room culture when that's been the defining thing of his club for the last, like, two years. Which is great. Maybe it's going to rain something? Yeah.
I actually know. Maybe when him Clark was just helping start, maybe he should bring him in. Yeah. He'll be your demo guy.
That was the first thing I said when I walked in there, I was like, that club house looks
like it's awesome. But it's like, apparently, it was only soft open. It was a hard open. I don't know. I said this.
I don't know. Inspections do. I don't know. There's nothing going on the contract. I did get a chance to go into it like the first time we ever played there.
And it's nice locker room. That's why I miss it so much. Yeah. And then you'll do whatever. Fun stat Keith Mitchell, he's the only player in US open history to shoot 70, 70, 70, 70.
On all three. Included, including on Thursday, going 41, 29, 41, he's the only person to say. And then we also had, Joaquin Neiman, who had a two stroke penalty for throwing his club. This is bullshit.
This is lived. This is lived. Anti-living. Oh, was it? Yeah.
So he actually ended up playing really well. He lit it up. He could have won. I don't know if he could have won. But he was seven over on one hole and he lost by seven.
But it was only a two stroke penalty. Yeah. He would have been his butt. He would have been his butt. He would have been his butt.
He would have been his butt. He would have been his butt. He would have been his butt. He would have been his butt. He would have been his butt.
He would have been his butt. He would have been his butt. But after words. Oh. Okay.
Where? Where are these? How is no one have a video of this? And also people throw clubs. Yeah.
Like, if that was a tried and true rule, like throw a club, two-shot penalty. Sure. People throw clubs. We've won all of our golf players. And they just decided, like, this was the one that we're going to give him a two-shot
penalty. Yeah. I heard that it was a reckless throw. You heard. And there were multiple people that were on the scene that confirmed, yes, this is the
definition of a two-stroke penalty.
“Did he roll a 20-sided dice to see if he could go reckless first?”
I did not check up on whether or not D&D was used as a possible to go shaking. Every time the word reckless is said, I'm just thinking of Tim Woods being, like, would you like to go reckless? Of course.
And the answer is always yes.
By the way, July 3rd are next to the Dungeon Dragons episode. Very, very good. So, Hank, are you saying just because there's no video evidence so it didn't happen? No. I just, you know, you see people throw clubs.
That's a common thing. You'll see the PGA tour post of videos. I think Max came on that. I think Max was on the show talking about, like, being anti club throw through a club, like, a few weeks later. And, like, the PGA tour will promote it and they'll be like, oh, you know, angry club throw. Look at this club throw.
No two-shot penalties. And so the fact that this was a two-shot penalty was so agreed as he had somehow some way in today's day and age. There's no video anywhere. Mm-hm.
Makes you think. And it's a live guy. Really makes you think. I mean, it could be dangerous. There could have been a locker nearby.
Yeah. Not to club it. What? Also, they wouldn't get really from fire ants, no respect. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Then he tried to invoke the Bryson rule. And he was like, there's a dangerous animal near my bone. They're like, "Walkyne, please don't make us." That doesn't make me feel like you. That doesn't make me feel like you.
He was going, they were going after the lip. But I, I think it's team. Gabby, Gabby, hers, they got their name. That reported it. And, like, it's his team was, like, going after on the range.
I mean, like, this is bullshit. And she was like, are you denying it? And, like, they weren't denying it. They were just like, men's bullshit for reporting it. Well, he was asked afterwards after he finished the tournament on Sunday.
Are you thinking, if that one hole didn't happen, you get those seven shots b...
You'd have a chance to win. He said, if my grandmother had tires, she'd be a car. The light answer. Yeah. It's a great answer.
Is that how it, yeah. No, it's my inner ball. She'd be mine. Yeah, that one works, too. No, but he's right.
Yeah. If his grandmother had, she'd be a car. Yes, she'd be a car. That's how it works. Well, she'd be a motorcycle.
She had two tires. Right? Our unicycle. She'd be repanded. I assumed the tires would be bolter legs.
So she'd be more of a motorcycle. So Neiman should be, actually, we should just send some more penalties. That would just be roller skates in that case. Giant roller skates. But, so Hank, did he, um,
did he admit to throw on the club? Yes.
“And what are, what are, what are the lives rules against that?”
I don't know. If this happened on the live tour. They, they should market themselves. This is where the tour that allows you to throw clubs. Yeah.
I mean, they don't have anything left, so. Right. Well, just do that. Yeah, they might be already that week. We, we don't have video evidence of lit.
Mm-hmm. Doesn't exist anymore. It's just a figment of our imagination. I got a couple more events. Oh, really?
And then you can be tuned in on the app that you never bought.
The eye of it. It was too late. Mm-hmm. I'll be tuned in. Okay.
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We beat Australia. The soccer ruse two nothing on Friday. It was picture perfect scene in Seattle. Awesome. Just the whole vibes, the stadium.
Everything rocked. And we're the best. We're the best in the world. Until someone tells me differently. Until we lose.
I think that was the first time ever.
We've won two games in a row. In the world cup. That sounds. I think I saw that. That could be right.
So we're the best ever. That could possibly be right. I'm actually getting the point. I'm going to point now PFT where people are. Doing like power rankings of what they've seen so far.
And if we're not top 10, I get it. You're getting mad. Yeah. You should be mad because I did see one article. I think like it was in the athletic.
And they had a still at number 17. No. It's like that's some bullshit.
“I think you have to start taking seriously because what we saw on Friday.”
We played a really good game and we dominated without our best player. And that's hard to do, especially at the World Cup. We've seen like all the ties that you could ever hope for. Some very lopsided like in terms of skill contests that end up close to them. They should be.
And we just dominated. We just said fuck you. We're going to play our style of soccer.
And I thought that like the the counter pressing that we did was amazing.
Again, we got a really good coach. We have a kick ass. I know and I like I like his his fits. He dominated the Australian coach. Look like he was catering a wedding.
He was like in all black with the tie dressers on funeral. But yeah, you're right. Like pull a stitch being out. Most teams. Having to go to your backup.
Like look what happened in Portugal. They're playing a backup in Ronaldo. And it's not called. Right. Exactly.
So when you when you you hope you're not playing 10 on 11. We were not in that case. Yeah. Yeah. You've been playing as backup glasses tonight.
Yep. Yeah. So sometimes your best games your next game. He's got a next game coming out. Yeah.
And so this is, this is where it gets interested because we just want our group. So fuck you rest of the world. We're, we're in charge. By the way, the new one is suck. The new rules for, for how to win a group suck.
What do you mean? The, they basically eliminated these third games. Meaning anything for half of the groups and it sucks.
It's now the head to head is now the tie breaker.
The breaker not totables. It used to be total goals.
“So you would have like going into this third game.”
You'd have, I'm not complaining that we want our group. That's awesome.
But going into this third game, you would still have to play.
And like Australia if they went fucking nuts. And they scored a shit load of goals in one their game. They could win the group. Now you have like Mexico is not going to have to play anyone. US is not going to have to play anyone.
We can see everyone who's got a yellow card. Like I, there's only so many world cup games. And they've basically with this new head to head rule. They've eliminated probably. I don't know six games that just will have no meaning whatsoever.
Yeah, I don't know how many are going to be. Or going to like fall into that category. But that does think. I do. I like the fact that they changed the rule about the yellow cards though.
So the yellow cards are going to reset after the group stage. So right. You get the second yellow card in the opening knockout game. And you were sitting on a yellow. Then you're not going to be suspended for the next game.
No, you can still be suspended. The yellow cards reset after the group stage. That's what I said. Yeah, yeah. So you have to say.
You guys right now. Say if you were sitting on a yellow. At the end of the group stage. And you got one knockout stage. But we have to sit our guys right.
You don't want them to have to be suspended for the next. Right. Because then if they got that second yellow in the last game, they would impact.
“But yeah, they do reset at the end of the group stage, which I think is a really good rule.”
But yeah, I'm looking at who we might be playing. And the stats about. We're going on the probability. And the first two games should be winnable. Very winnable for us.
It's the bracket might be breaking out to be the the most friendly that it possibly could, which scares me just a little bit that everything's kind of falling into line too perfectly. This is like we'd be playing Bosnia. This graphic is ridiculous. Because this graphic was posted before half of the groups even played their second game. Yeah.
So what I love it. Right now, it's Bosnia or Qatar would be the two teams that were probably going to play in the first round. And then after that, it's like everything's very much up in the air. So we don't we don't really know. But it could be.
It's looking like it would be one of the more winnable paths to the final four, which would be pretty incredible for us to do.
Yeah. What? Pink? Did you enjoy the game? I'm sorry that you S1.
No, it's a good game. Happy. I'm happy for the fans. Happy for you guys. You know, the country roads like the.
I don't. Yes. I like the support for our country. Good. People want to pretend to be big soccer.
People go for it. You're so happy that they won. No. I mean, just if I'm if I was going to be a hater, though. Yeah.
We didn't even qualify for this tournament. Yeah. You don't have to. We host. Yeah.
We host.
So we got a cookie cutter.
We just got like a charity, a charity, like entry. And then they gave us a charity group. So obviously, we won our group because they was set up for us to win our group. Yeah. I've been telling you that FIFA is the most blatantly corrupt
Rig organization in the world for the last four years. Of course, we got a sweet group. They take care of the host. It's a couple of five. Like we earned it.
Maybe I could get. But it's like, we're going to get. It's cooked. It's cooked. I mean, we would've made it.
We want a tea ball game. It's a home run in table. It's an extended field. Everybody made the world come this year. What?
Except for it. What? Hank, what were you more mad about? Were you mad? More mad that we won.
And everyone's pumped that we love our country. Except you. And we had a great time on Friday. Or you more mad that when you look to the bracket. And you couldn't find the Dominican.
You're like, well, I know I don't have a team. Yeah. I mean, it would. It would be electric. The Dominican was like, I got.
I got Cape Bird though. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a Cape Birdian for this for this world.
“Hey, Hank tried to accuse us of gaslighting him into saying when when I think we were both tweeting during the game being like, "Hanks got to hate this right now."”
He's like, you guys are gaslighting into being anti-American. I would maybe buy that argument if we don't have a literally an example of three months ago. You rooting against our country in an international competition. No, I was just. It was rooting for the Dominican and then we ended up playing them.
So, Hank, I know that like, if we play Cape Bird, we have. That's over. You had, I mean, you had a lot of respect to the day for Bosnia and would you call him? Bosnia and Harrison Goda. Whatever.
Yeah. Yeah. Trying to explain to Hank why there was a country that had the word and in the name was tough to do this. Well, you just said Bosnia. You didn't give him the perspective saying the last name.
Well, you just said Bosnia and Herzegov. Like, you would, like, my point was exactly proven by you when you just go right now. It's mash up. We're going to play Bosnia. If that's the answer, why don't what, like, why do they have two names?
Are you not going to say it? Why do you say the other names? Those fair point by Hank. Okay, we have fair point. Hank, up one point.
We have to play Bosnia and Herzegovania. We're the only team that might play two opponents. Yeah. Go USA. Um, that's, no, you don't mean that.
You don't mean that at all. I feel like, Hank, you should do you a lot of good if you just enlist in the military for a little bit.
Just get some patriotism worked in that opportunity.
The country roads was.
“I watched that 20 times and I actually got, like, years in my mind.”
I don't think about soccer in America. It's like, we've got a lot of people trying to figure out how we can adapt our culture into fitting in with European soccer and take on some of their traditions, but Americanism. We've got the best sports traditions in the world right here in the United States. Just do those.
Yeah.
And the hydration breaks second half.
I wouldn't mind hearing renegade. No, it's, it's the truth. It's a part of the reason why the hanks of the world can't get into soccer is, and I, I'm going to defend you here, Hank. Uh, when you say like the sport.
Well, I know, but when you see on social media or, you know, before a game, a bunch of Dorks and scarves trying to copy a European country's like chance. It's stupid. You know what we should do? We should do a fucking Penn State Whiteout.
Okay. That's what we should do. We should play neck. We have all these things that we are dominant in. Yeah.
We should, you know what? I'll even say this. This is fucking nuts. We should put the, the, the, the dorks in the Cameron crazy's right on the sideline and have them just breathing down the neck of someone trying to do a throw in.
Get, get all the get all our traditions. Get off it. Have, uh, have the Ravens fans walk up with their cameo pants. Yeah. Like, really dive into everything that, because we do have a lot of great fan.
Uh-huh. LSU neck would be a, a perfect. Dude. Put a marching band in the crowd. Okay.
Okay. Turn it all the lights off in the stadium before the games kicks off. And then blast the inner sandman. Yeah. Stop trying to make songs happen that we can't do.
Because guess what? A bunch of drunk dudes in England are better at picking like a 70s rock song. And then, and then, and then rhyming their favorite player with that song. They're just good at it. They just naturally have it.
You know what we have? We have the fucking black hole. Get the, get the Raiders gorilla behind the neck. We have the other player's names that we don't have that going for us. No, what?
It's not being like fake fans. I mean, the, the, what's over 70% of, you know, the people that are like USA USA, let's go USA soccer. Three players, four players, maybe. There's, there's three, there's three things.
You know, red, white, and blue just root for fuck that area. Yeah. That's all you do to know. Yeah. Those are the only three things you need.
Awesome.
Saying like, the songs are never happened.
What stats are you, are you getting these from? Right. We're just, so 70% of US soccer fans can't name three players. Probably more.
“I think you're also basing a lot of this on the R office,”
which is, yes, one of the dumbest offices in the world. Million preships proves that to be true. Almost daily when he gives us questions. And people can't fucking name the state of like they can't, they can't recognize Missouri.
Let alone another country. Million, million percent hangs facing this off of three guys that he's upset with. I mean, soccer big in the UMI crazy. It's a world cup.
It's in our, we're playing the world cup on the 250th anniversary of our country. On our soil and we're the best. And it is the most popular sport in the world. That, that I believe. The other games are pretty cool.
That's some good ties. Good ties. Brazil finally woke up. What was the, oh, oh, Netherlands just absolutely. Is it, what's it, are we, is it Holland?
Is it Netherlands, which one is there the Dutch? Okay. I like him fast. Yeah. Would you, oh, do you like Holland?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not, that's not Netherlands. You just said Holland.
The country. Yeah. The country. Yeah. Norway is on first.
Norway is what the guy from Australia said when he scored that on goal. Norway. Norway. The, and then yeah, you mall made his debut for Spain. He's so good.
He's awesome. And you should get in on him. You wrong. He also has been, I mean, you want, you want the low status of like the century. There's a photo shoot that messy when he was like 20 years old.
Then photoshoot with a baby with a baby in the baby was your mall. Yeah. Well, he was baptized. The next goat was baptized by the current goat. Mm-hmm.
We're now though. Never done that. Look at that. That's your mall right there. Is that crazy?
It's a real picture.
Leo, messy scored his first World Cup goal in 2006.
Well, age 18 years 11 months and wearing number 19. Yeah. I'm all scored. First World Cup goal in 2026. Well, age 18 years 11 months wearing number 19.
Destiny. And that's what? This is real? Yeah. No.
100% real. That's what happened. They were doing some sort of photoshoot. They were the photoshoot for babies. And messy.
Was it an ad? Yeah. That was messy. Baby's. Isn't that for me?
We need more.
“I think there's just, there's a lot more pictures of that.”
There it is.
There's the article right there.
Did you know what you'd want? See? Was he like good at soccer? How baby? This is, if they know.
Listen, it was already over. But like if the Ronaldo has nothing, till Ronaldo is, is, is baptizing a, a baby that ends up being the next best world soccer star.
“How much do you think you mall could, could charge to baptize a baby right now?”
Mm. A lot. There you go. Yeah. It was a, it was a calendar for charity.
Yep. Okay. That's always. And that baby ended up being one of the best players in the world. He can't look past it.
He Christian them. Yeah. Now, doing cameo is for, for baptizing. That's, that's the next stop I think. Pretty safe.
Yeah. It's pretty cool. And we are, sorry to say Hank, we are the best in the world. Get used to it. Mm.
It will be around for a while. So what would be a disappointing finish for this point? At this point. I mean, I've, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm sticking, what I said at the start of the tournament, which is, we need to win.
We need to make it to the quarter finals. Let's see how the bracket comes out. Because there will definitely, if the, if the, if the, if the bracket is set up, it's set up, how it's set up right now, we should be in the, top is, I don't know, come on.
Quarter finals. That's four. The, the semi finals quarter finals. I guess why that would be confusing. Yeah.
Yeah. Because it got quarter in there. But no, we should get to the semis. If it was what it's set up right now. Who knows what it's going to look like after the next round of games.
But it does, it looks like we should,
we're going to be favorite in our first game.
And we're probably going to be favorite in our second game. And then the third is where it really shakes out into like, we could end up running into a powerhouse like Spain. Who has been tied by, um, was that, I was, I keep very,
so anything can happen. But, um, you want, so you're talking about the Netherlands. The Netherlands is awesome.
“I think it, it's been like 14 games since they've lost.”
Yeah. In regulation at the World Cup. Yeah. They just, they've, they've made a habit of, uh, flaming out pretty spectacularly in some big moments.
Later on at the tournament. But, um, they're a really, really good team and they had been for a while. So, I, I might put a little, I want to wait till the bracket really, like comes into its own.
I get to see what the matchups might be. But I think I'm going to put down some money on. I just like the touch. I like playing with them in 2010. That was a great video game.
The South Africa one. And, um, Iron Robbins. He was sick for the Netherlands. Um, okay. Any other World Cup thoughts?
Max, you went to a watch party, right? Sick. Yeah, it was awesome. Great vibes. Speaking of all city was bumping.
Curse out. Curse out as coaches named Dick Advocate. I just thought that was fun. That is fun. That's a fun thing of note.
Great tie from them. Yeah. Great tie. Really good tie. Speaking of parties.
Memes is back. Memes. Give it. I know you were, uh, on your way to karaoke. Coming from the subway sandwich shop on Friday.
Yep. What? Tell us everything. Uh, went into the city at 530. They didn't get back home all along until 1030 and night.
Mm. Long day. Vives were immaculate.
“Uh, the best way to describe the parade.”
It was kind of like World War Z, which is a zombie apocalypse movie. Mm-hmm. People were just climbing on everything. They were climbing on garage trucks. Yeah.
Uh, scaffolding, light poles. Like everything you could imagine. It was being climbed on. And whatever they reported for the number.
I think it was 2 million.
Just double it. Okay. And what? How did you get, you had, you were like standing next to Mike Brown. You were standing right next to the, uh, the, um, speeches.
How'd you do that? We just, we knew a cop. Oh, hell yeah. It was a big Noah cop day or Noah, a WL day. Like after we were done with the parade.
We went over to Stone Street. And like it was, it was mobbed. And then a group of AWLs were like, hey, we got a table. And then that was, that was probably the greatest part of the parade for me. Told you the after the parade drinking.
Yeah. People were just throwing toilet paper everywhere. And it was just hanging off of a bunch of ribbons in the middle of the street. That's awesome. What was the weather like?
Uh, weather was good. Started raining a little bit, but still still perfect. How many guys called you champion? Everyone was just calling each other champion. Champion or champ champion?
Like looking at you in the eyes and saying champion. Champion. You would, you would say champion. Champion and then shake hands.
Oh, that's pretty incredible.
So this was, this was a thing. Never doubted it. Did somebody say it wasn't a thing? No. We reported on Friday that everyone was doing it.
Yeah. And it sounded real. I was, I was personally doing that. So whoever was reporting it, reporting that, I might have just said it to that person. Who's the best, who had the best speech?
Uh, best speech. I'm going to be honest. Didn't, don't remember the speeches. Good answer. Great answer.
What about, uh, do you see toe sucking? Didn't see any toe, toe sucking. You see, you know that video I'm talking about? Mm-hmm.
That guy was getting after the toes.
That and the torquing were, or the twerking lady was awesome.
She just twerked right in her face.
“And she had the presence of mine too to have the orange underwear.”
Like, she went to the parade being like, There's a good chance my pants come off. And I got to be ready for this. She knew. Yeah.
Okay. Great. And I'll say this. Uh, we're going to get to Mount Rushmore after the interviews. But we decided the teams on Friday and memes Max and I are a team we were talking before. I don't know if I'm ready for the world that we live in now. Where memes is just kind of smiling all the time.
And Max and I just accused him of like being weird. And then we realized this is just who he is now. Yeah. He's crazy. He's happy man. Yeah. I'm just a winner now.
As a former loser. Yeah. It's just nice to win. Do you look down on guys like me? No.
I do. I root for you now. That's awesome. That's so big. That's so much worse. Yeah.
That's so much worse. I was more cynical. Yeah. Yeah. All everyone.
This is Billy and the Jets all year. No, no, no, no. I would be this one next time. But yeah. She won something.
“But I really did it because they started like three and one.”
Yeah. I would hate watch like teams like purposely. Root against. But now. Now I'm rooting for.
We got goal Egypt. Yeah. Love that one one. We need to be all the ties. I will say one other funny part from the parade.
My buddy was wearing a Josh Hart Villanova jersey. And we're walking down an alley. And there were three other guys wearing Villanova jerseys. And it just happened to be the other three guys. Oh.
Do you have a picture? Yeah. It was a very dudes rock moment. It was just Dante de Vicendo. Bronson and Michele and we had the fourth long loss.
And none of them were Bronson. No, one guy was Bronson. The board of them was Bronson. We had the chart. They had the other three.
That is. Oh. Yeah. Got it. Got it.
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got you. That's really sick.
Um. And now we have the draft and free agency coming. Did you train sign by the way? No. Monday is Monday.
Monday. Monday is Monday. Yeah. All right. I'm going to try to call their shot and then missing the window.
Going to the Celtics right. I think it's he does. He does. He does. He's like the favorites.
Also, did you see. As you advance. Father's day. Father's day post. Post a picture of his dad in front of the White House.
And his dad was wearing. I believe.
The Georgetown Nike's in the second picture.
Yeah. So that. And then. The Darren Peterson news is kind of weird to where he says he's not going to work out or meet with any team besides the Wizards.
We might just be doing an E-line just like forcing his way. We might get both of them. You might get both. Yeah. He's a J.B.
That's what that's what it looks like. Darren Peterson won't play basketball for any team except the Washington Wizards. Yeah.
“Did that happen last year for the guy the jazz drafted?”
Oh, ace Bailey. Yeah. The jazz. We don't give a fuck. There's a.
There's been. There's been a couple of commonalities in last couple of drafts. I don't know who it is and D.C. that keeps leaking. Word to the media that like everybody in the draft only wants to play for the Wizards. But that's like a pattern that we're starting to see.
Well, I mean, that would make sense for every agent to try to find for their player to get the first. Be the first pick. Right. Okay. Anything else before we do?
Oh. The cachokes are now together in Florida. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. I feel like we and we'll have the hockey guys on at some point this summer.
I feel like the hockey's got like a sneaky situation going where everyone's just forcing their way to States without income tax. I know we've touched on it a little bit, but business talked about it. But it feels like a really big problem now. Yeah.
Because it's not like it's not like the NFL or NBA where their, you know, guys are making millions upon millions.
Like hockey guys, if you're making $2 million, like the difference on state income tax, like that's a massive.
So I don't know. Another the cachokes brothers in Florida will be fun. Yeah. So it was three first round picks in a second. That's a lot.
Yeah. Right. Like in hockey, that's three first rounders is kind of nuts. But this is a good move. I think for the Panthers.
Yeah. I'm just happy they get to podcast together now in person. Yeah. The quality of the show is going to go out big time. Is someone roots for the podcast around the world?
Yeah. Actually, I don't like that part of it. Why? Well, I'm just saying, like if we're going to be competitive and cutthroat, I guess iron sharpens iron. Yeah.
Now, we can't we don't want away from company. We're not like, wind them clerks, psychological coach who's, who's covering her ears when shit gets tough. We run towards the fire. We're ready for it. All right.
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No. Game of Thrones is back. It is. I'm excited. Yeah.
Do I know what? Sure. Kevin Ramp. Kevin Ramp went on a podcast. Did anyone see this?
I did. It's quite shocking. No. Kevin Ramp. I don't know why he's decided to talk about joining the Warriors now.
I guess it is 10 years. Yeah. It's the 10 year anniversary. Um, he essentially said on this interview. That was the fucking Cavs 10 year anniversary.
No, I know. But July 1 is the 10 year anniversary. I'm pretty sure it was on $1 million worth of game. Oh, was it? It's the old interview.
Oh. Why is it going reviral? Did you click it? Oh. So, but it is the 10 year anniversary.
July 1, 2016.
“I believe is when Kevin Ramp went to the Warriors.”
Yeah. That would make sense. He said though, um, when he went to the Warriors. He, everyone was like, oh, you hooked up with your friends. You know, he's like, I wasn't tight with any of those guys.
And he said that he wasn't thinking about the fact that the Warriors had been to back to back finals and just one, what was it? 73 games he never was. He was saying that the Warriors as a franchise overall was was seen as losers. So, he thought he was kind of joining an underdog.
Okay. So, that's the mental gymnastics he's gone through. Yeah. To defend the ring chasing. Yeah.
You've never been, uh, the Warriors have never been a perennial winner.
You know, what I'm saying in the NBA from the 50s on up. So, I'm like, damn, this is an underdog franchise to me. Yeah. Nobody expected that to do anything. Yeah.
Hell of a spinzo. Yeah. Hell of a spinzo. Okay. You good Hank?
What do you got? What do you look for? There you go. Just after. No.
I know. I'm doing this. The Warriors beat the Thunder in the Western Conference final. And then Kevin Durant went. Yeah.
It might have been July. It was July 4 to 16. He because there was one of the hotdog competition. I remember I was stuffed full hotdogs. Yeah.
Yeah. My next chapter. Yeah. That was graphic. Defending it by saying like the Warriors were not.
The Warriors were not a good team is wild, even for Katie. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They're a loser franchise. All right, Katie.
Yeah. I hope he's happy. He's not. No. Maybe one day.
Come on the show. We'll talk to him. Okay. He means to make you really happy. It means a root for you.
“Do you wish nothing but success for Kevin Durant now, memes?”
If he comes on the show? Yeah. Max is putting up a tweet of Bryce Harper. Well, you're talking about free ones. Getting us a cycle.
Mm. Do you think that was a triple? Sure was. I continue because this is just going out. You're not known, Ball.
I had no. I asked you a question if you thought it was a triple. I would like you to continue. Yeah. You think it was a triple?
It was. It was. It was. It was a triple. Correct.
He was going to third base before the throw.
I know. I just want to get one. He would have been thrown out. Yeah. First shirt thrown out.
Yeah. But it is a triple. Anyone who's complaining about it being a triple does not know ball. Yeah. I just want to get you fired up about it, Max.
I was hoping that you were going to be on the opposite. No. I mean, it's clear as day that he was, he rounded second. It may be like the dumbest display of base running of all time. I mean, they were up 13.
Yeah. It worked out for him. But yeah. It's a triple. Max, by the way, congratulations on being a wildcard team.
Congratulations to you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Congrats, guys. Happy for both of you.
Did you guys see the PCA stat? Could I just say it real quick? It's fucking crazy. The PCA in the, so this was from Friday.
It was, there have been 5 million total 18 game spans by players in Major League Baseball
Modern era. And none of them did a player have as many hits doubles, triple's homers and steals as PCA did in those 18 games. 5 million, 1 in 5 million. And then Ryan Spader did follow up with that saying that if he had that 18 game span,
It's like, yeah, for the entire season, he still would have had a lower OPS t...
Which is absolutely insane.
“Every Barry Bonds stat feels like it's made up.”
Yes, it's Tony going to Greg Maddox and Barry Bonds. Yeah, just absolutely crazy. Yeah, do we have news? Oh, Egypt scored again. That was bad for the size.
Follow Salah. We do have news. Most Salah. It's not crashed. What's the news?
Breaking moves. Wow. Max, go ahead. Tell us this. I did not.
You're doing the job. I'm just doing the thing. Oh, read it. Read it, Max. This is a big breaking moves.
Aaron Wiggins, the Atlanta Hall. Two second-round picks. Insta reaction from the booth. Thunder. Fließt.
Thunder. It's a fucking show. Good at getting picks. It's a fleecing. Great.
The train. Oh, is that?
Atlanta's 2030 second-round pick.
Fuck. Who knows how valuable that pick could be. That could be jail in Brunson. Yeah. Ground.
No. The next jail in Brunson. Jail in Brunson's already in the NBA. No, I know. I'm saying the second-round pick.
Yeah. You can be the next jail. Yeah. I'm just saying like that's not definitively not well. Well, Jail in Brunson.
Well, no. You know that. That could be jail in Brunson. And there could be another guy named Jail in Brunson. Yeah.
Absolutely. Or they could. Yeah. You don't know what the package would look like to get Jail in Brunson. Were you talking about different jail in Brunson?
No, I'm saying that could be Jail in Brunson. Could end up being a jail. It could be a yolkish. It could be a jail in Brunson. Second-round picks.
There's so many jailings in the NBA. Yeah. All right. Good-breaking moves. Great job, Max.
We're having fun. Yeah. Yeah. My who's back in the week is Serena Williams. Hmm.
She's playing. She's playing in the Wimbledon. She's 44. What memes? No.
Now that you're a champion, you're too good for us to make bronze. Guys. No. You guys know I laugh at it. Oh.
Zach. Oh. Combination. Disco. I love my case.
Serena is she's back. I'm staying very welcome on this. I'm thinking this is just a viral advertisement for her weight loss drug that she has. She's like the face of a weight loss drug. Which one?
I forget. I don't want to give her free pub. Okay. But yeah. I feel like this is marketing stuff.
“Even though she is still, I think she's hitting like 120 miles an hour and her serve still.”
So she's probably good enough to beat like the scrubs that she'll play in the first round.
I'll be honest, tennis is is a sport that I paid so little attention to. I have no idea who's retired or not. I thought she was still playing. Like it's better retired? Oh.
Yes. Okay. Is it a doll? Oh. Yes.
Is it a doll? Yeah. It's Serena and Venus are retired. Yes. That's Serena's back.
Okay. And then this is Serena and Venus a double spot since she's getting the wild card now. Yeah. Got it. Oh.
So congrats to Serena. Okay. I guess. My other who's back of the week is environmental testing and safety standards and standing up for what's right in this country. These corporations, they pollute our water, they poison our earth, they put dangerous chemicals in our food.
And onto our football teams. And we're not going to stand for it anymore. We did some testing last week. As the video out came out on Friday. It did came out Friday.
We did some testing on the ground in Hammond, Indiana. That the bears are planning on moving too potentially. Mm-hmm. Zack and I, Zack did most of the testing. We have it all documented.
And we discovered that there is lead. Right, Zack? A lot of lead in the groundwater. Zack drank it, tested it. It's going to be, maybe it might actually be a home field advantage for the bears.
Yeah. I think about it. Like if you're not used to having lead on your playing field and you come into Chicago. That's going to be tough to deal with during the game. Um, but yeah, it's polluted.
So go watch the video now. We actually did some some weird science testing. I think it's valid.
“I think that's the legit experiment we did Zack.”
Yeah. Research, the lead test did test. It maxed out on the scale. Yeah. As much lead as possible.
And we, I think we said in the video. I don't know what made the final cut, but if the bears would like us to be their lead investigators, we can be bought. Yeah. And we will retest and wink wink.
It will be fine. We'll give you an updated test every week depending on who pays us more money. Uh-huh. And then we'll whistle blow right as the shovels go in the ground. And be like, how high we're just getting so much lead.
You can't build there. Also Chicago might be title time to get. Oh yeah. The, the hounds. The Chicago Rugby team.
Just one major league rugby. I knew that. Yeah. Well, it just happened. Like right now.
Oh. So you're right this day? Like right now. Go hounds. Fuck yes.
undefeated season. Never been done before. Ooh. How many, how many years is the league? Uh, I think four.
Okay. Four. How does, yeah. Yeah. The only answer I wasn't going to take there was one.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. It said one. I would have been like, come on. It's the, the perfect year.
Yeah. I love that. All right. My who's back the week.
My first one is, oh, look at that.
Champions. They look good. They got a dog that runs out and picks the tee up. Yeah. Great job putting the dog in the grass.
Yep. Love that. Meems. You go to the parade with me. Yeah.
I'm a big parade guy. We should actually offer our office for the parade. If the Chicago hounds want to do their. Yeah. We will do a parade here in the office.
Um, my who's back the week. My first one is James Williams. Because I don't know if you guys saw he bought a home. And he bought a home in his finest slam a slut record shorts. What a hilarious picture.
Maybe the most aggressive shorts I've ever seen. I'll say I went and looked at slam a slut gear. Yeah. They got some nice shorts. Like they got, they got different colorways.
Mm-hmm. Shown up to your house buying though in slam a slut. Uh, yeah. Look at go, go, let's see some of the, the tee shirts. Stuff.
No free ads. But look. Six shorts right there, Max. That's some good match. I'm a slut.
I might buy you those for you.
“You should actually wear that on your wedding day.”
I don't think that my wife would like that very much. But I would, I would love to wear that around the office. Do you think that the sex is slow? You think the sex is approved with those. Can't.
That logo. And this is just for sure the real logo. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like a gear.
Yeah. Oh, I like the ones. These appear to be timber wolves shorts. That's the one with number 69 on the side. Yeah.
I like the ones he was wearing. Really nice. It's a great move. We're getting great promo to slam a slut.
The hoodies, the hoodies are incredible.
Yeah. Also, uh, bat tubs are back, Max. Never left. Well, do you see there's a guy trying to break through the, a 40 year old world record by sitting in a bat tub full of big beans. For four days and 10 hours.
Yeah. Doesn't sound as. Oh, so now. Oh, so now you don't like bat tubs. I just don't think it.
I just don't know if I got that in me. Big beans. 40 hours. For four days. Four days.
Four days. Four days and 10 hours. 10 hours. So there's a guy that did it for four days and nine hours. Somewhere around there.
“Probably the only thing he's got going for him in his entire life.”
His records getting broken. Yep. Also, who's back week? Just getting roasted by my kids because my three-year-old gave me a father's day gift. And on it, he, for my age, he wrote big exclamation point.
And then also just said, my job is to play soccer. I had a, I didn't know.
I sent that, you sent that to the group.
And I had a text written out saying. Really fucked up friend to put big as your age. The exclamation, if it was just big, I think it would have been fine. He was big with the exclamation point. I also didn't seem like it.
Yeah, it hurt. It looked like the teacher did some editorializing with the exclamation point. Well, and I asked him. Did not have to put that exclamation point. I asked him.
I was like, hey, how old am I? And he, he confirmed, he said big. Yeah. And then I said more to color my eyes. He said blue, which no, they're not.
But he has blue eyes. And his favorite color is blue. But it was not only the big, but then. My favorite, uh, or sorry, three things he loves about me is that I eat dinner. [laughs]
brutal. Eat dinner. And my favorite food is breakfast in banana bread. Is that so? I do love banana bread.
Banana bread is good. It's good. It's really good. If there's banana bread sitting on the kitchen table, you're eating it. Every single.
I would say one, one, tear me suit number two of banana bread. Yeah. But yeah, big. And I play soccer. And he likes to play soccer.
“I think it's because our office has soccer balls.”
That's. You're good in soccer. Yeah. It means, means to that. Probably pro.
Probably pro. Let me in eight. According to my son, yes. Um, okay. Matt, uh, Zach, sorry.
Oh, good. My, uh, who's back the week this week is going to be dudes online. Uh, a lot of times nowadays online. I think he's taken so serious at a context and not so much fun. Did you guys see the poor beer on my crotch challenge on Twitter this week?
Oh, I didn't take it over. Yeah. It was, it was a beautiful thing to see. People just having a great time. Simon Beers and then porn Beers.
On their crotch. Yeah, men, women. Did you get it? I know. I did not.
But I did observe from afar and it looked like a lot of fun. We'll go out this weekend. Uh, yeah. When I watched the US game, there's a lot of fun. Oh, hell yeah.
I think Zach was probably pretty busy getting his application ready for a streaming universe. Oh, yeah. He's definitely got to be done with that. Max, maybe put a space in there.
Dude. Poor beer on my crotch. Right. Right, Zach? Zach.
That's that gun. Oh, I got one last step on there. Yeah. Okay. Application is doing two hours.
Oh, okay.
What's the last step?
It's the same step that he's always saying.
He needs to do a video. I've got a most video mapped out. I just got two other parts. I got a record. But how have you not done the video?
Two hours full transparency.
“I didn't know he was going to entertain to us all earlier today.”
Okay, got it. Is it, do we know the time zones of when this is? You might have one hour. Yeah. There's a good chance as one.
So it's probably going to be a, there's a good chance one hour. Time zones throws a thing into some things. But yeah, we're good. Wait, wait, wait. Time zones throws a thing into some things.
I couldn't get my, the words out. So I went with things and things. What's the issue? No, yeah. Time zones are fine.
I'm looking at the poor beers on my crotch.
The thing that Max couldn't find.
Very funny. I like this a lot. It's pictures, not videos? Yeah, a lot of photos. I like that.
Well, a lot of people who are able to catch the beer like mid flow as well. Pretty some pretty good action shots. Okay. Poor beer on my crotch. I'm, I'm having to get in on this.
We got guys out at the bar and was poor like twisted to you on my crotch. At family dinners and stuff. This is good. Guys walking around piss pants. That guy's driving.
I like this one. That's a problem. Got that one. That one was behind the wheel. This one guy just said, put a beer on your cock challenge and then people are roasting.
I'm saying, "Poor it on your crotch, you coward." That's not the rule. Yeah. He tried to make it something that it wasn't. Yeah.
You're trying to sexualize this. Hmm. Okay. Yeah, this is good.
“I think I'm going to give it like one more week till it gets taken by, you know, some company”
takes it or we find something problematic with it. But enjoy this week. Poor beer on my crotch. Yeah. Do you have any other who's back, Zach?
I did have the beans in the tennis swell. Fourth one. I got all the beans as well. I did. His name is Colin.
He's 40 from the UK. Okay. He's just doing it for the love of the game. So he works at a food pantry. It's a food pantry.
Yeah. They're going to donate. The beans? Or no. They're going to put a money.
And then they're by more food for the food pantry. He did say that sleeping in it feels like you're sleeping in a fridge. Which that doesn't feel fun. No. I don't.
I like it. I like air conditioning. I don't know. Let's sleep in a fridge. Did you see the photo?
Yeah. It's very good. It looks outside too. Yeah.
“This might actually be England's answer to air conditioning.”
Sleeping in a bathtub of beans? Yeah. It certainly wouldn't be for beer because they drink hot beer. Mm-hmm. Good job, Zach.
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Happy Father's Day, Max. Let's start with that. Did you golf today on Father's Day? I feel like Father's Day golf is like New Year's Eve for the casual drinker. It's like everyone's like, "I'm going to golf today, even if I don't golf."
You know that hit me because I did not golf today and I've golfed every other day. We did a Father's Day, like boys golf day on like, was it Friday?
I realized today, felt more like, "Oh, this is an off day, but I realized thi...
All right. That was using as excuse not to play golf. So, yeah. That's a complete opposite. Well, but happy, happy Father's Day to you guys.
I was thinking about before I came in. Zach has to have a child floating around somewhere, like, "That's just my assumption." I don't know. Zach? Zero Cades.
Zero record A and Off record zero chillies. He's not a sex guy. Intercourse isn't his thing. He's a taper and off paper. Yeah.
On paper, on paper. So, we watched, we just watched the U.S. open at Chinacock. And the big story coming out of it is that boy does do people not like wind him clock. He played incredible. Down the stretch.
The birdie on 16 was that was his championship hole. But I wanted to start with because it was like a very bizarre. I don't remember watching a final round quite like this where the fans were actively booing in American for the U.S. open and like cheering when he had a bad shot. And rooting for anyone.
Like it wasn't me.
It first I was like, "Oh, this is just because everyone loves Scotty because we love Scotty."
But then it was like now it's Sam Burns. Yeah, so from your perspective, would that have been tough to have everyone actively cheering against you in that setting and like booing you and saying like getting the bunker after a T shot and shit? I definitely like lean toward, I mean, just, I mean, I'm a people pleaser. It would suck. That would just be hard.
I wrote my mom. I missed the first five holes. My mom texted me and she said, "You won't believe this, but you know, they're cheering against him." And I was like, "Oh, maybe they're not clapping, but whatever I thought she was exaggerating." And then I got home and I was like, "Holy cow, like they are going out of it."
"Felt like a writer cup except the U.S. person one, which is not a thing we do with a writer cup." Right. It's very odd.
“The only thing I'll say is, there is some joy.”
At least in the team events when you play away where it's like, you fall in love with that silence and that grown when you make a put. So maybe he, I mean, obviously did a great job, but he must have turned that in his favor in his head, like me against the world. Because it was already probably really hard playing with Scotty, but that was weird. I mean, I know sometimes we'll have like, you know, people have their favorites. I would imagine everyone's going to root for Scotty every week.
But this, to your point, was truly like any time someone else made a put. Yeah. It was like, fuck yeah, you're my new favorite. Like you're going to win. Right. I mean, no offense to Tom Kim, but like, you know, he's not an American dude.
Unfortunately, because, you know, like, people like Hadek, like, see was my favorite person probably in the world of golf. And he doesn't even have a huge, like, following in America, it's just very rare and, like, especially with, like, just the Asian crew. They're all cool. But they just don't seem to get, like, a lot of backing from us. But when Tom started going, you could feel like the crowd would be like, all right, if you're going to do it, well, you know, we'll try to take you to the finish line.
It was odd, but, I mean, we've kind of needed in golf like a heel, I guess, in a way. And when them doesn't deserve to be a heel, Dave, his caddies, one of my closest buddies. But it was, as just a fan of golf, it was fun to have that, in my opinion, for a day. I feel bad that it's him because he's, you know, one of my guys.
But, I mean, it was kind of enjoyable just because I've never, I mean, that ball that rolled off the green on six.
Like, they were cheering. Go, go, go. When it missed the green, they went nuts. Yeah.
“And it was Tom Kim's birthday. I think that had something to do with it.”
Yeah, Scott. Scott. Scott. Scott. It was his birthday. I heard several people singing happy birthday to both of those guys. But yeah, it was, it was strange. And it was a little uncomfortable because we're not used to hearing that at a golf tournament. Yeah.
It seemed like it was almost piling on at one point. But then after he said he was talking to the press and he said, yeah, I kind of deserve some of that. Like, I got to brought some of that on myself. So I feel, I feel like a moment like today, where on 16, he could have melted down.
And when he hit that drive, like a million yards to the left.
And then he was stuck in the shit. And then got out of that and made, like, the most improbable birdie of the day. That feels like, at that point, the crowd kind of said, "All right, he beat us." You know what I'm like?
Yeah. We could job. We'll now cheer for you because it looks like you're probably going to win this thing. Would you know, do you know why besides, like, punching the lockers and, like, destroying advertising signage? Like, why, why? I was hitting that group that day, by the way, that was terrifying.
Yeah, it was, it was, it was violent. He did destroy the fuck out of that, that T-box, right? Yeah. So my guess on why, because when I'm, you know, is was one of the best golfers in college.
One of the best coming out of college kind of hit a rough point,
“if you want to talk about, like, prodigious people, but not, like, you know,”
he's had a really great career, obviously.
And, you know, he's like a big, he's just like a dude.
He's big in the sports.
He doesn't do himself favors by saying we're going to open grape.
I've listened to that podcast. Mm-hmm. Like, that doesn't help, but obviously, you know, joking. He's like, he's like a, just a guy. He's like a guy's guy or whatever.
I will say just being a fan of sports. You notice in these interviews when someone doesn't full-blown own up to something and say, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." The fans just take it and go like the other way.
My wife asked me today like, "What do you think he needs to do to, like, turn this narrative?"
“And I was like, honestly, after this, whether he wins or loses,”
if he gets up there and just kind of says, "No, it's cool. Like, I'm good with it." And like he said, you know, "I deserve it." Mm-hmm. I think it'll flip around.
I do think that the fans were, it's fun or whatever. I mean, it's not, you know, it's not harmful. It's just weird for golf. I think sometimes you see it go a complete other way. And then the next week, the fans are going to be like,
"This is a bit." Like, that was a bit much. So I do think that he handled it perfectly.
He never went back at anybody.
He never, you know, from what I saw never told somebody, you know, shut up or anything like that. And I think that's how you win it back. But like you said, that was just weird. We don't get that in golf, like ever.
It's so freaking uncommon. Granted, we are technically in the state of New York and stuff like play, but that was one of the weirdest strangest days. Yeah.
And for the record, I think everyone knows where we sit. Like, I had no problem with it. I think that's, it's like makes it, it was weird. But also fascinating to watch.
“Like, I saw some people pitching and going to be like,”
"The fans are going too far." It's like, "Whatever. People are going to fan how they want to fan." And if you win, if you win, far is not saying that.
Like, that's not too far. Too far is like saying, "Fuck you or you're a pervert." (laughter) Or like, saying something in their best. Here's the theory.
I was thinking about this. I think it's also his name. And he can't change anything about his name. But if he was like Jason Clark or Tom Clark. Yeah.
So regular, just like generic name? Yeah. Do you think that his tail chain was more like a Ritz Carlton and less like a-- Yes.
Not a Ritz Carlton. Yeah. I think it's a Ritz. He's like, "Winter Clark." He's like, "Winter Clark."
He's like, "Winter Clark." And he's like, "Winter Clark." I think he'd be okay. Or like, "Defact in his name is a time share." People hate time share.
Even people that bought time share is hate them. Yeah. So I think it's the name. Which you can't fix. I wonder what his middle name is.
Let me see if he-- Yeah, let me come to middle name. Yeah, because it's something like Matthew. That would be all of the time. It's Robert.
If he was Bob Clark. Oh, Bobbie Clark. Yeah. Bobbie Clark. He can totally different.
Yeah. Rebrand that. Maybe that's the rebrand. Yeah. It's like a hoidi-toidi golf name.
It was like, "What the hell is this?" All right. So let's talk about the actual golf. She and a cock. It went.
It was like back and forth all week. Whereas like, "Oh, this day is going to look like hell." And then the little stretch on Thursday. And actually, I want to start with that. Because there are some people who do not like, "Winter Clark."
He got so lucky on Thursday that the wind died down. My response to that would be what happened to everyone else who was playing with too. That was in that window. Do you think that Chinacock did its job as being one of the toughest tests this weekend from what you saw on TV?
I did. I do think that they got, let's just set up.
“I'm not all in on the, I think we have like selective memory.”
Most US opens even when they're incredibly hard. The first day, like, the lowest scores are low. The fact that second place was too underwent that it was incredibly difficult. And to your point, I hate when people say that, like, you got the, you know, he got lucky. I mean, so did half of the field.
And that's how golf works every week. Unless you play like one of those rare weeks where the wind doesn't blow at all. Everyone gets somebody gets on the good side of it. It's like, "Can you take advantage?" And it wasn't, you know, crazy.
They got a bit hosed in the fact that when Thursday morning is going to be the hardest conditions, the event can't set it up crazy right off the bat.
Because I always use wing foot as my example.
I played the US open a wing foot. And the scores for how hard that got so hard golf course ever. And the first day I don't remember was winning five or six under and ever was complaining about it. And I played in the morning on Thursday and then very, very late on Friday. And it was really soft Thursday.
But by Friday afternoon, the golf course was purple. It goes as hard as it gets. And they're good weather. So they could progressively make it harder. What seemed to happen though was the mornings tended to be more windy than the afternoon. So you saw the leaders, or in this case, especially when I'm just playing.
And like, I guess slightly less wind than everybody else. So it didn't get as hard. I will say, I would much rather be playing the US open. But now being home as a fan of the last couple years. I want them to do it.
I'm rooting for the course so hard. Like, I want, I want just cornage.
I want the balls to bounce, you know, the Narnia.
So that kind of suck, not seeing that.
But I get why it just, I don't know.
“I think we've become spoiled with the US open back in like the 2010s where it was like,”
Mike Davis used to run the USJ would just fucking analyze people for being a professional golfer. He was like, this is my chance. I could make it myself. So fuck you guys. This is about to be the hardest week of your life.
So I do as someone who doesn't have to play. I really was sad. I was joking with the boys last year. I didn't get in the open. And every morning I woke up at like four something to watch.
And every morning it was a sunny as it was in Tahoe. Where I was playing my term. I was like, no, I want rain. I want the, I'm brothers to break. Like, I want to, I want to feel like I'm not jealous.
That I'm, you know, that I'm not there. So that, that part suck. But I do think that they kind of nailed the course. But again, as a fan, I would have loved to see, you know, just carnage and all that.
But I thought it played out really well. You could tell good shots got rewarded. Back shots got ejected. It was hard to pitch around the greens. Great golf shots around the greens went close.
They, they, it was, it was good. It's just, you know, we can be greedy and want, you know, seven over to win. Yeah. We want to, yeah, we want some a little bit. We got like little taste of that too on Thursday.
I think it's morning. Yeah. Higgs hit that shot to like with intent. Feet that then rolled 40 yards back into the middle of the fairway. And then more cow had had a little adventure around the green today where he's just
hitting shots that are rolling back to where he's going. Carmen did it on one. Yeah.
The first thing I saw is like, oh my god, this is going to get spicy.
I wish they would show the low view like camera more. Yeah. I can see that. That hairy Higgs shot. I didn't even notice till today because where they showed it was like
from the high cam. And it just looks like it spins obviously rolls forever. When Wyndon was hitting his shot today for on 10, they lowered it. I'm like, oh, now I see the ball roll. It's up of the mountain like it will be sick.
So I wish they would show that more because it makes you also appreciate the good shots because I mean, it's just like, I mean, I know you're a Chinatka, you know, legend big cat, but as someone who hasn't been there, it was hard to picture why it was so hard until they got that camera low. Yeah.
I mean, I actually was confused at Brian Harmon because that's exactly where I would have just picked up and gone to the next one. So he was had the wrong strategy there. Yeah.
“And then what about on on date on on the third day on Saturday?”
Wyndon Clark's Eagle. That shot he hit. Can you put on a respect? I mean, I know golf a little bit, but to hit a wood like that and be able to land it to a spot where it's like, you know,
200, whatever plus down the fairway, it looked insane. Was it insane from someone who actually plays and hits shots like that? Was that an insane shot? Yeah. There's I hate when they say things like there's only like a handful of
people who could hit that golf shot because I don't think that's always
necessarily true, but the way in which he did it. So Wyndon is one of the longest guys on Tory, creates the most, some of the most speed, like some of the most speed of anybody. And you need so much speed to hit a ball that high and curve at that much and hit it that far.
So like just to be able to do that is like remarkable and then to hit it online. It's like a whole other thing. And then to do it in the moment when he, you know, I think it's so easy with a four or five shot leader,
whatever he had at the time, four shots to just get to the house and keep the four to it's what tiger was the best of all time at, but tiger would would had just was able mentally to be like play against himself and he would turn a four shot lead into a seven shot lead so fast because he's just not playing you.
He's playing himself. He, he just had that and and Wyndon did that and when he looked back, you know, it's so easy to look at the tournament as always. The put on 16 that won. But it's 72 holes like him stretching that lead made today.
It's hard to lose a six shot lead because of like, because it's, or sorry, when you have a six shot lead, it's hard to lose just because you can make mistakes. Like he did today, but he built that so well.
“And I think that golf shot was, you know, he kind of just like,”
let his nuts hang and hit a shot that I just don't think a lot of guys have the speed for and that was, you know, that's one of those you kind of keep down in your in your in your brain for a long time because the height that thing had was obscene and those greens are like table top.
So just to even hit the green was crazy, but he got it to lay in soft. I mean, that was something else. Yeah. And then like, the guys like Tom Kim and Burns coming from behind,
it seemed like they were staying very much like in tune with what was going on on the leaderboard. I think one of the announcers even said, yeah, I was telling Tom Kim exactly what happened on the last hole because he tried to figure out where he stands.
Is that something where you can almost be checking in too much on what the other guys are doing? Yeah. I've been a big checking guy because I would like to know. I think I've talked to other players about this a lot.
People have different opinions.
I do think that it's usually the smartest to start on around the tempo on Sunday because I don't know what you're supposed to do prior to that.
Like, I'm, you know, of course we'd love to burden the first
four or five holes. You can't just like make that happen. But we know with nine holes who you want to know how aggressive because like I think Tom was saying that like a 17's pen is back laugh.
It's not exactly an accessible location. But if you need a tweet to, you know, get within.
“If you need to get the three basically, it's like, okay,”
I'm going to change my strategy and aim it at that flag, which is, you know, on the Thursday you're not even looking at it. Everybody, you know, everybody but Sam basically, what you would do on the Thursday, which is just hit it short, right and try to tube it.
I found it a bit interesting. I just think it's because they changed the green speeds a few times. But I thought that a lot of those golf balls on the, on the greens were just had no pace. And I would have thought people would have got a bit more aggressive
being whatever back. But looking at it as, you know, trying to, as a golfer rain was, I think they mess with the green speeds throughout the week with the wind and, you know, how they,
you had some of the text out that we sped him up or whatever.
And I think it made people very cautious and it's not a place that looked like that you could feel real comfy. But I get why they asked, I, I definitely think there's a fine line. But if you're the type of guy who wants to know, I would just want to get as much information as possible.
Just so I know that I didn't look back like later in the, at night, you know, tonight as they're having dinner and being like, damn, I wish I would have known I needed a birdie. Or else I would have like, you know, maybe hit eight, aren't at the pin on 17 instead of being like, you know,
30 feet will be fine. This is a hard hole. So I'm, I'm on that side of, of the aisle. But I'm sure there is a fine line of like, obsessing over what everyone's doing and not.
“But I think that everybody was probably doing,”
you know, the normal, like, kind of correct thing as far strategy went. How much, you, you mentioned green speeds. Can you explain it to us how much the, the change in green speeds can affect you like day to day?
And how drastic is it? Because we're playing, we play it courses that the green speed is literally the same every day, no matter what, like maybe there's little rain slow. And, and basically for, for golfers like us, we just blame green speeds when we miss a pass.
And like, oh, that's way faster than I thought. It's like, I don't even, I don't know what I'm looking at. So like, when you wake up,
you have a report being like, here's what the green speeds are today
and you just from that and does it, does it mentally mess with you if it's like one day slow, one day's in the next day's fast or how they adjust it? Yeah, I would say, we don't typically get a, I'm sure you could find it.
I don't ever like look at a report as like, how fast these greens are, whatever. But if the, you know, text lessons like, hey, we're going to speed them up. But we got a lot of times with the open,
they'll text be like, hey, we had to slow them down. So it's going to blow 40 miles an hour or whatever. So you're like, aware of it. And when you get to the practice green, you're grinding it.
But the tricky part is, and the benefit we have,
“the reason I think the players always shoot so low on these,”
like, very difficult golf courses is if you rolled out to, pf to you did it. You played in the players championship. Yeah. You rolled out some players championship,
but you didn't get a practice round. You just roll out and you play the golf course. And it probably takes you a few holes to get used to like, how firm the greens are, how slow or fast the greens are. Even like, how about like,
react out of the rough out of the bunker, whatever. Well, we're there. I mean, we get to spend Monday through Wednesday, like over preparing for a year. Preparing for the pace.
And we hit a thousand cuts. And you just get so good. It's, it's the Steph Curry thing of like, this rims low. Like, it's just because that felt good.
And it went. It didn't go in. It's, it's borderline that where there's certain cuts all hitting right off the face. All drillies to do is I keep my head down.
And I'd tell my catty, you know, that went three feet past or maybe a foot short or that was good pace. And you look up and you see and if you're like on it, that means you got good feel.
And there's some cuts I hit just on a regular tournament where I'll hit it. And I'm like, I'm like, I off the face. I know that was the correct speed. Hopefully it goes in or whatever. When they say that they're manipulating it,
you just want it makes you a little gunshot because you're just so. You, I guess we take for granted how lucky we have it at times. That it's so fucking predictable. Whereas I go play my home course. I grew up on that's a,
it's lovely. Vista Valencia. But so fucking dog track. Like it's not well like captain. It's, you know, whatever.
And you have balls that bounce up in the air on the green. You've got some greens that are way faster than others. Like there's just, it's not, you know, we're spoiled. It's not a, it's not taking care of like a PJ Torque course. And it makes you just like kind of a little bit anxious when you have those,
you know, even like a 20 footer. Scottie did it today on nine. They said every single person left that put short from where he was. And that's crazy 15 feet. Like we don't really mess up pace from that distance.
But it's just you could just tell because of that, that the, that we're like creatures have it. We just get really used to what, you know, it, what it's stroke feels like to go 15 feet. And that's where I thought that the guys today just,
it's just felt like everybody was a bit shy for the most part. And I just think that there's a bit of that. It's difficult to kind of relieve yourself of that kind of unpredictability and angst.
Is this the one that's going to be the fast one.
I don't want six feet coming back.
And those are, those bumpy pull and a greens. You don't want three feet ever. And I don't know. It's like Sam's put on 17. Like everyone did the same thing as far,
I mean, when I was only guy saw him as it left. But he was only guy who seemed like he had pace to it. And it's just, you can see the same guy's, it's the same put, it's the same way over and over and over again. And there's something to that that like everyone's seeing and feeling.
The same must be like tension in that. Because it probably looked fascist shit. And it just isn't. But you're, you're in your head being like, I don't want three feet, man.
Like I just don't. And it's, so that makes it tricky again. We're just, we get, we get a little again spoiled as far as when we prep.
“That's what just what the greens end up being for the week.”
And it clearly was a little bit different this week with the weather. Okay, are some guys getting too good at bonkers shots. Because I feel like there was more than a few times this weekend,
where a ball would roll into the bunker off the green.
It looked like a good shot. But whatever, you know, fucked up a little undulation was there. It fed it into that bunker. And then it's like, oh, well, they'd almost rather be in that bunker. That's a good place to be.
Yeah. Feel like bonkers aren't as much punishments as they used to be. Uh, I agree. I mean, they're like technically hazards. And they're where we want to be at all times.
Especially go to a par five. It's like you're just trying to get into a bunker. Because it, again, going back to predictable. Every bunker is just like so well maintained now that. It's like, you just know what you're going to do out of it.
I, I, I, my complaint this week is a fan of carnage. I didn't think the fest you did anything like it. But bonkers, one of my like closest buddies. I go to his house for Thanksgiving. He's caddy for me once before.
But we are close close. I love that man. So this is not a shot.
“But he two times today said how awful lie was in the.”
Hey, on nine with dub and then again on 16 with dub. And on nine, wind them almost made it. He had it like 180 yards of the fairway. Yeah. I was like, you're teasing us.
Like what you're telling me this is going to be hard. I'm excited for like the not top 10 play. Uh, not obviously for wind of this for somebody. And just like everybody was just hitting it in there. Like a 12.
Everyone just whacking it up on the green. So I miss that. But yeah, we need more. I don't know penalty. I guess the bunkers this week.
I get that, you know, keep talking about the pebbles. But I'm with you. If you have tea every time somebody hit it in it. Just look like it was like, yeah. Of course, like that's easy.
I don't know if they're trying to make it sound worse. Jack Nicholas did it at his course for a while where his rakes had thicker. Whatever they called teeth. And when you went in there, it would sit down. And again, as a player, it's annoying.
But it's also like, man, you shouldn't be in the sand then. You know, like, you can't stop. But again, we're so used to sand the best place we could possibly leave. You could spin it. You could hit a high.
It's way better than long rough. As I get older and again, I mean, I can see in, you know, 10, 15 years when I quit and I just watch golf. You know, and text you guys about it. I, I'm going to be the old guy being like, you know, he's, it's a carryover dude. Like, you palm basketball.
Like we got it. Got to make the shit harder. We got to start calling penalties. Roll the ball back. Make the teeth on the bunker rig.
I like that one. That's what we need to do. Bigger teeth. Yeah. I love that.
Yeah. I get golf at a quick etiquette question for you, Max. When you're on the course, maybe it's an event. Maybe it's just you and your buddies. Is there any rule in terms of posting pictures when someone has bad nipple shot?
There wasn't until like a week we can have a go. Okay. All right. So my grandfather now. I should be penalized, but before that, I shouldn't have been.
If you do it again. Okay, that's it. But no, you're, you're good. I am. I mean, I, I'm sure this already went around the internet.
But the first thing I thought I was Andy Dwyer in the office when he ran the marathon.
Yeah. I mean, I don't think you could shave and golf on the nips. But if you weren't. I was a, I think that would have been shocking. I mean, I don't think you're saying crazy.
Now it's a rule, but also golf is a sport where everyone, you sign your own score card, keep your own score.
“You should, you should be responsible for your own nipples.”
No, no, you need to be self, self-aware. I mean, come on. Yeah. We got to be self-aware. But fuck man, that was.
That picture really ran through the group chats. Yeah. Yes. They were also congrats to me. I mean, you won the fucking NBA championship.
Who cares? Yeah. In the long term. Oh, yeah. Max, so that change your opinion at all about titty fucking.
Those were pretty juicy. Oh, man. By the way, I need to, I need to, because I don't, you're not on Twitter anymore, right? But no.
God, no. There's a guy who's been tweeting at you, and I believe me and PFT as well.
I'll conke.
So yeah. Yeah. He's it. He's at 1,397 days. Are we, should we say like when we get to 2,000 days?
Like we, I think we got to make this happen. Yeah. Yeah. I will say I don't want to blow up his spot. But he hit a big mark at some point while still on there.
And I DMed him, I'm like, listen, man, like, I've got kids. Like, I got a job. Like, I can't just make this happen. But if this works out, I'll fly you.
“And if you want to buddy out and we could play some golf.”
And he said something back. He's really, like, seem like a nice kid. But he's like, I, I just don't feel like this is far enough. It's kind of become part of my day. Yeah.
Because maybe when I hit X amount of followers or X amount of days, we'll do it. And I'm like, all right, cool. And then I've been off since. So I didn't know he was still doing it. Oh, yeah.
I do feel bad that now that's probably not going to happen. But I'm with you. I feel like we got a 2,000. 2,000. Because that's crazy.
1,000. So this guy, Kunky GBR, he's an Nebraska fan, has been tweeting it max every single day for 1,000. 3, 1,397 days saying the tweet is just day 1,397. A tweeting back so much to play around a golf with me. And he has done it every single day.
And I think we were tagged in the original tweet. Because I see it almost every day. So shout out that guy. I think 2,000. And we'll come to 1,000.
1,000 will make it work. Yeah. We'll come to, we'll get, we'll pay for Kunky to come to you and we'll join him. And that'll be a blast. That'll come on out.
That'll be a blast. 2 years now. Yeah, 2 years now. 2 years now. 2 years now.
Maybe you guys open a weekend. Hopefully you'll be playing. Maybe the weekend after the US opened. Perfect. You don't have 20, 28.
Let's make it 1,776 days for a month. Okay. Oh, I love that. Yeah. So that's like, that's about.
It's a little more than a year that he's got to hit. Okay. You can make that work. He's going to be sometime in the fall. Oh, that's football season.
That's somehow landed on. Fourth of July. Could you imagine Jake Marsh is fucking hit? Yeah. What the world?
Oh.
“Hey, do you have a question for Max about the tournament today?”
Uh, you said you're your best friend of the Winnam's Caddy. I really enjoyed the, uh, after every single shot, the good process there. Good process there. It's going to get a lot of shit for this house. Yeah.
Are you going to give him shit for that?
Is that something that he's always done or is like that?
Just like I think this week, because that that I was wondering if it was ever not going to happen, but after every single time. They're like, that was like, good process there. Good process there. Good.
So yeah, before every shot of after every shot, you know, have a good process. I don't know that must be something that dub asked him for or maybe the sports I asked him for. Like it has to be something like that.
Yeah. Uh, but yeah. No, that would that will get, uh, that'll be the next big day. When next time we play ball, if every time he hits a shot, I'm going to tell it to him.
Good process. I will say Dave is, uh, when I'm in California, he's got this sweet, little duffy boat and he'll pick me up. I hold this son up all the time. I'll just roll around.
If that thing is not a yacht this summer, the next time he picks me up, I'm going to be very annoyed. Yes. Yes. Can you, can you walk me through the step off?
Because when the matter step off. Oh, bad. So the step off was, it was, it was bad. It was in his own head. He stepped it off.
Way late. And then he stepped right back up to it. He stepped up to put easy put. What's the process like? What's your process?
Max in terms of like when you reach the point where it's like, I got to step this off. Every time you step off or somebody steps off,
I always think just from golf or brain, like, that was good.
Because every time I don't, I, I'm just like, Why did I not back off? But I, the process that in my head is, When I am playing like a team event, like a US, a rider cup of presidents cup, I refuse to back off.
Because it causes so much, You know, you heard the crowd. The crowd went nuts. Yeah. It was like he already missed it.
So I will say when he set up to it, Who knows if this is why. This is truly just like me being a, You know, fan on my couch. But I thought he was aimed kind of fucked up.
Like from what I had seen. I don't know what he read it as. But I was glad for him that he backed off. So I was like, I don't think that's a prayer to go in. Because we got to watch the putt obviously like four times.
So when he got back in, I was pretty excited. But I, that dealing with the grounds is hard. I pride myself or I'm proud of myself when I back off. Because it means that at some point I had a doubt.
“So I think typically we'll get over a putt.”
And what I think would happen to him is he could probably go over the putt. And as he was over, he was probably telling himself, Man, this feels like lower high. And he's like, no, it's probably, he's probably having like a full conversation in his head.
And he finally, it's like, do start over. Like we don't have to do this right now.
So again, I think it's always the right thing.
But the way things were going with how the crowd was. He was going to get, you know, some kind of grief for whatever you want to call it.
I don't know.
I mean, that's a grief.
But he was going to hear it when he did it.
But it's because you're having an inner monologue. And when you're playing your best golf and when you're most locked in on like a given shot. You just get over it. You have a idea. You go through like going back to Dave and you know,
Hank's question. But like you, you're good processes. I get over it. I take a look down, you know, feel it and go. There had to be something his head where it's like,
you know, ah, this feels high. Got to hit it soft. And it's like that was not part of the quote unquote good process. So it was good he backed off. But that was, you know, right when he right when I saw it,
you're like, oh, God, he's going to get. Yeah. Yeah. I like that answer too. If you do it in a team event,
then if your teammates are watching,
“they might think like, oh, what's going on with Max?”
Yes. But if it's you doing it, you know that it sounds like every step off is a good step off. I think so. Well, that one wasn't because he missed.
True. That's a good point. But he could have missed either way. Yeah.
They really rare step off that you guys would never see,
but it's probably did not happen on that whole on seven, 17 US open, but every once in a while. It's a fart. Like you say every once in a while. Promise.
Because you don't want to swim. Especially on drive. You don't want to swing real hard and it's like come out. Yeah. That's a once in a blue moon, but I, I, you know,
you can kind of tell with the guy, especially with your play with your boys because they'll step over and do the little leg shift. Yeah. Yeah.
He wasn't nervous. He was at a fart. Shake it out. I've done that with a swing. Like an unexpected fart as you're swinging.
It throws everything off. It's an impossible. Yeah. It's impossible. The game's hard enough.
We can't. We can have to do both things. Yeah. All right. Robac question.
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How are we? I am great now, Zach. How are you? Good woman. From one confirmed not father to one confirmed father.
I want to wish you had the father's day. Thank you. I was curious. I thought there are quite a bit of eight of those who do play golf. And with that, a few who probably get frustrated with their golf game.
“What's the most frustrating part about golf to you?”
Like, what's your one one? I kind of hate this about the sport and how do you kind of work through that? I mean, there's a thousand. The most frustrating thing in golf. Well, bogging a par five makes you want to drive your head through the sharpest firmest window possible.
disagree. What's worse? No, that's a great. Oh, it's a big one. But we're five.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. But bogging is your one. I forgot sorry, PFT, bogging golf.
I've been feeling on your dick dogs. Yeah. That tilts me a three-put on a par five makes you just. You do so. I guess it's like any smallness, but you do so much good.
And then you can't shake it in from four feet. And you're just like, I just went 394 yards to, you know, 12 feet in two shots. And then it took me three shots from 12 feet to get it in the whole. That's a lot. There's really things.
My, my catty and I went to dinner and Canada last week. And there's this woman there at the bar. She's truly like the most frustratingly positive. Like I wish I could be her. But I can't.
She's too everything was the best. And it's awesome. But, you know, we like laugh about it. But she's like the sweetest person on planet earth. I was like, you know what, John?
I want to take her golfing and see if she's still. This is this happy because all it takes is one horrible shot. When it's funny is when it wins this week. Two time US Open Jamie's probably on cloud nine. Next week at the traveler.
“So hit a bad shot on Thursday and just be like, why am I doing this?”
Yeah. So worst game ever. So there's a there's an endless list of answers to that Zach. But mostly to to answer is easily as possible. It would be something like, you know, a short miss or a three put on a five.
Something right after you do something great like doing something bad. Because it's just like I just want to soak in some joy for like a moment. Yeah. Good questions. Great questions.
It's incredibly reassuring that at at your heights and golf being a professional. You still have those same thoughts of like this is a worst game ever sometimes. And then that it's a very yeah. That's great. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Any do you have a follow-up set? Uh, we can rip follow-up. Yeah.
Uh, when it comes to a rain golf or you're doing weather gear or you just you just rip in the whole world. How are you so ready for that?
It's always always always.
Uh, yeah. I'm a rain gear. I hate the umbrella though. It's too cumbersome. So I'm a rain gear.
I'm from Southern California. I'm soft as it gets. But I would avoid the umbrella. I follow up. I did see a video probably about 11 years ago.
You went to Hollywood sign for the PGA. Was that your really the first time seen the Hollywood sign or was that more of like a. Hey, we're at the Hollywood sign. Uh, no, very first time. When you're from there, you have zero interest to go there.
They wanted to go there for the, uh, for the shots.
I would imagine.
“I mean, I'm not, you know, I'm not a big, like I obviously not from Chicago.”
But when I went to Chicago, I want to go see like the Chicago Tribune stuff. And like, I didn't get to go. But like go up the big tower. Is it Sears Tower? Whatever it is.
It will. I imagine if you live there, you probably aren't doing that. So that's going out of the Hollywood sign. I'm going to get in Zach's head real quick. You had seen the Hollywood sign though.
Oh, well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I just never went up and like did the running canyon thing.
Yeah. And so when you have been to Chicago, you have seen the lake. That's just like that huge body water that's just right next to this. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Because I'll say in a hotel is only like three turns from it. So of course, we had to walk. Yeah.
So Zach, what Zach is talking about is he, he lived in Chicago for an entire year. We've never seen the lake. That's not the same thing. That's not the same thing. That's the same thing.
That's the deep on quick. No, that would be like asking Max has ever seen the ocean. Yeah. He's not the guy who wanted it. But that's what Zach was getting to.
“He thought he thought he was going to end this.”
It is going to walk out. But he like see Max lived in. Yeah. We're all the same side. 30 years.
He never saw the Hollywood sign. No. He had seen it.
He's never been up there.
Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah.
Now that I get it, Zach. All right. Yeah. I've seen it a thousand times. Yes.
It's giant. And it's nowhere near the size of the lake. No, we're near it. I'd like to sing my follow-up follow-up question. Oh, yeah.
You got greedy. We were there on the follow-up. Those are he checks. I got to tell you some Canada. Somebody really wore my heart.
They yelled back girl at me. And it really just all right. All right. All right. It's really good.
Very nice. Yeah. Thanks. Thank you so much for doing this. Let's not make this tradition because we want you back the managers.
We'll just play with Conkey instead. Yeah. You know what? You know what? You're banned from appearing on part of my team.
Okay. Good Monday after the US Open. Unless you win the US Open. Then you're dead off. Yeah, yeah.
All right. Yeah. That's actually way better. Yeah. All right, Max.
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You guys have been like, I feel like every year just gets bigger and bigger. What is the big thing this year with TEU? You had Taylor Swift last year. Yes. Is it, is it, is it Mike Kader can Dana beers?
Is that what the big reveal is this year? No Dana said he's going to shock and tend beers on stage. Okay. And from everybody. So that's our, that's our plug.
That's how we sold it to all the guys.
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All right. How many tight ends are coming this year? Because it is pretty insane what you and Greg and everyone is being able to do in terms of the growth of it. This is actually the crazy thing is we have over 90 tight ends locked in,
which is the most we've ever had. And what I want to say is the craziest thing is we sit on an invite. Usually mid-April. When guys are going back to like OTAs because they're out of the off season. They're at the football stadium.
They're not as busy. And usually we get like seven guys signed up by June. Like Larry April and May go by. We'll have seven signups. And I have to literally text 100 people.
And then this year on the second day.
We had over 30 guys signed up. And I don't know if that's because they're excited to go. Or it's because out of the 30 guys. All 30 of them were bringing their spouse, significant other.
And if they're excited to potentially see Taylor Swift. I don't know what that was. That's my guess. Yeah. We're excited to have everybody.
I think we have 92 guys signed up. It's going to be a great time.
The surprise one is we had Tony Gonzales coming this year,
which we're pretty excited about. Hell, that's awesome. Yeah. Professor Emeritus. Yeah.
That's pretty good.
“That's a lot of tight ins that you have in one place.”
Do you like to do like name tags on the first day?
Oh, we've done that. We did that when we had 45 guys show up. But that's a lot of name tags. I think I'm just going to hand. I hopefully I have a Bud Light with everybody's name on it.
We all shock on one together with your name on it. That'd be a good way to do it, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot of dudes.
I do love that. It's growing though. It's pretty remarkable. Yeah. Do you like at the end?
Are there like superlatives? Like you give out awards to people? Last year was the first time we did an award. And it was for tight into took advantage of the entire tight in you. And that means you take advantage of both on the field in the classroom and at the bars.
And Brady Russell wanted the tight ins such full back from Seattle. He wanted last year. He took full advantage. We were very proud of him for his performances in the classroom and off the field. That was the captain.
He was a captain. Wasn't he? In the Super Bowl? I think so. Yeah.
He was fantastic. Dude with a molot.
“I think they sent him out just to intimidate.”
Yeah. He warms up with the shirt off. It was great to see. Has anybody ever flunked out of T.E.U.? Ooh.
Travis tries, but he's just so good that it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It does doesn't matter.
He's just so talented. How sick are of people asking you how the foot's doing? How sick are you of that? It is what it is. You know, it's just.
Yeah. It's whatever. I'm having a great time with it. Hey, you know, today I actually. So we're airing this on Monday.
Today is a couple days ago. I got to run the day. He had over 16 miles an hour. That was pretty sick. Is that what is that fast?
That's pretty. When you get on the treadmill and you turn up to 16. Okay. That's really fast. No.
No. I mean, I mean, cleats on the field right now. So I'm 21 weeks out. And I'm running over 16 miles an hour. So I'm having a great time.
Single like box jumps were cutting again. It's having. We're having some fun. All right. So someday when I come back from all my injuries.
Maybe I'll run 16 miles an hour. No, that's my days of 16 or way out of the picture at this point. Yeah. Are you having to like hold me back? Um, a little bit.
I'm a little bit ahead of the schedule. So I want I'm trying to, you know, try new things. And my trainers are like, yeah, just simmer just a little bit.
So it's just basically what my surgeon told me is don't be a dumb ass.
Now I'm trying my best to just not be a dumb ass. Yeah. Yeah. Because I feel like you're, I mean, the way you're wired. You are one of the true football guys in the way that, like, you just love football.
You love football. You love contact. You want to be, you want to be out there. So I would imagine it is like a little bit being like, hey, almost like a, when you like feed a Labrador,
“and you have to give them the, the bowl with the spirals.”
So they don't eat too fast. That's what they have to do with you and your, you know, rehab. That is definitely me right now. No, they are, they're, I am on a tight leash. But I'm pulling as hard as I possibly can.
Yeah. Yeah. Hides cleats when he's done. He's not, he can only work out work today. Yeah.
Yeah. How sick are you of being asked about the substation during your recovery? Yeah. That's actually been, it's been a minute. What do you guys want to talk about?
Well, so we have a substation here too. And we think that it's affecting us. I'm, I'm fully bought in on the idea that that substation is the reason for, like, six of my calf poles, my hamstring tear. I'm blaming it for every kidney stones.
Kidney stones. Yeah. Kidney stones. You name it. My, my early onset dementia.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Everything. Like everything is a substation's fault. So I know what you guys are going through because if you, if you start to even think that it's a problem,
then it could actually become a problem even if it's not. You know, I think, when we are getting blasted with that question, I think, how you should actually answer to great who's also coming to tighten you, we're making fullbacks great again. I love that. Very cool.
Yep. Um, he said, as professional athletes, you're looking for anything that will make you 1% better. Right? Ice tubs, red light, stem cells, whatever it is, makes you 1% better. Well, like, what if something makes you 1% worse?
So we, you know, that was our biggest question. And, you know, Kudos to the Niners, the Niners, the NFL sent out a couple scientists. Whoever is, um, has a doctor in that, I guess, or a degree in whatever substation power plant stuff is. And they said, it's at a safe normal amount that will not affect us.
So hopefully that helps, but I will say, if no matter what happens, if anybody gets hurt,
that's going to be the first thing that people talk about.
Yeah. And, uh, how divorced were these scientists that they sent out there, because we talked to the guy. It wasn't that guy. Okay. It wasn't that guy.
Yeah. That might be the most divorced guy that we've ever interviewed. Yeah. In fact, I know it was. That was a great catch.
Yeah. Yeah. 10 minutes about his divorce and in an outburgers. Yeah. He's worse.
That he's a talk about, I guess. Yeah. Uh, as it's on you, the you're entering your 10th year in the NFL. That's pretty fucking awesome, dude.
It's pretty crazy.
Just think it back on it.
My second year in the league.
You guys almost big time me and now we're at your 10. And I've only been on the show.
“I don't know what, how many times have been on the show 10 times?”
We probably have you on whenever you wanted to come on the show. Yeah. If we're being honest, but we're, we won't reach out to you during football season too much. You're busy, man. We do feel bad during football season.
Don't, I'll come on your show whenever you guys want me to be Wednesday in the middle of Maine. It'll be there. All right. Yeah.
Ten years, dude. When you, can you go back to George Kiddo coming out of Iowa, getting drafted to the 49ers? In your head, obviously you have a lot of optimism and you have belief in yourself. But was there a part of you that was like, hey, look, if I can just make it a year like that would be pretty. Because you know, you weren't a first round pick.
Was there part of you that was like, I'm just trying to make it day by day. Like, if someone told you 10 years at that moment, you'd be like, get the fuck out of here, man. On a percent, I'd be get the fuck out of here. I mean, Larry, when I got drafted, I was just like, all right. What I have to do to just make it through OTAs and I get cut.
Then we got a training camp. I'll tell you how do I make the team and training camp. If I can make it as a practice squad player. If I can make it as the third overall guy. And they traded our guy.
My rookie season. And I was starting a week one. So I had no, I was not imagining that. I thought I was going to have an easy coast. You know, I'll just try to figure it out as I went. And absolutely not.
No, I was thrown into the fire immediately. And I'm really glad I did because it was very beneficial to me and my career. Yeah. If you were to go back and talk to a talk to Little Greg. Maybe the day that he got drafted.
Would you give him any advice? No. Just do it. Yeah, do it.
“The best thing I did is a rookie that I learned at the University of Iowa was like shut up.”
And no one should know who you are based on how much you talk. Like no one should make all that a funny guy. They should say, oh, yeah, that guy plays well. That guy plays hard. Like you don't want to be as a rookie.
You don't want to be known as the funny guy. You don't want to be known as, oh, he drives a sick car. Like you want to be known only for ball. Yeah. And my, it's funny, like, we have a runnybeth coach.
His name's Bobby Turner. I think he's coach for 75 years in NFL. He's the man.
But, um, he Larry told me he always tells me he says the same.
He says the same same 10 stories all the time. Which is great. But he's like, you know what? He's like, you're back. Back your rookie season man.
I never heard you say a word. And then hey, you're second year. Now I just can't hear you shut up, man. I'm sorry. Yep.
That's me. Yeah. So like I took a year and learned as much as I could. And then kind of let my personality out once I kind of had it figured out. Yeah.
Yeah. That's really good advice. When you got drafted, did the 49ers say to you like, hey, we think you can be like a incredible threat catching the ball or was it something? Because, you know, and Iowa, you guys just build tight ends.
But it's not like they catch a ball of ton. You know, you had 48 catches in your in your college career. The entire career. So was there a moment?
“Did they tell you, hey, this is what we think you can become?”
Or was there a moment where Kyle or, you know, John Lynch or someone was like, oh, fuck. You can catch like you're this explosive and awesome catching the ball too. Like we know you're beast blocking, but you can do it all. You know, I really started by rookie OTAs.
We had rookie many camp and we had two practices. And I think I'd like the 15 balls that were thrown my way. I caught 14 of them. And they were like, choice routes were you going to dice somebody up. They were like, fun routes.
And I caught everything. And we went right into OTAs. And I would just have like super explosive days. We're like, you know, like, we'd have a keeper where I fall out the backside. I'd have like a 60 yard touchdown.
They had me running fades on like the fifth day because I was riding people up. And I was just like, oh, this is fun. Like I'm just having a good time. And then week one, I'm running choice routes on third down.
Never run a choice route mine tire life.
Yeah, that's crazy. I was a big basic and corner guide. I love it. And now I'm running choice routes when routes, whatever you can do. Like, hey, we need you to win on third down.
I'm just like, all right. Sounds great. I'll try my best. I got you. And then it worked.
Yeah. I mean, it worked out. It was pretty clear. It did. Real fast that you were going to be, you're going to be like a different player than you were in college.
Yeah. It's been really, really fun to watch you as the years have gone on. I'm curious, like, you're bouncing back from an injury now. Um, so your focus is on like getting that part of your game better. But are you adding any new wrinkles?
Like, how are you growing as a player besides just making sure that the heels are okay? Right now, I'm basically restarting at square one. Like, I am basically retouching myself after how to run block pass pro. Get out of a stance. Like, I'm literally just starting to square one of that.
I possibly can because what I know is I have the rest of June. I have all of July. And then I have four weeks in August to get in the football shape. So like, I'm just like right now I'm stage one, just retouching myself. How to play football and be exposed to the game.
And that's what we're getting to. I feel like the 49ers are a real team to watch this year.
Because last year, pretty much everything that could have gone wrong did go w...
Yes.
And you still want to play off game, which is crazy.
Yeah. It's a testament to like the culture that you have there in the guys. You got in the lock room and your coaching staff and everybody. That in the season from hell, you still accomplished what most teams dream of at the start of every year. And I feel like bouncing back, especially that must have sucked watching the Super Bowl
and seeing what happened to in your stadium. I feel like that might light a fire. To an extent, you know, I'm not really, this is what people are asked like,
“do you guys need to clear out your locker room and build a whole new locker?”
And I was like, well, you can look at that way. Or the last team to play at our stadium want a Super Bowl. So that kind of seems like good you, June. Good vibes. Yeah.
I didn't think about the locker. I'm just saying like, just from like watching them on the field. It must be like, I mean, you know, a little bit extra hard. I mean, it is what it is. It's a Super Bowl at a state of it.
It didn't really bother me. I know it bothered 49ers fans. But like at the end of the day is we get another shot at it next year. And we got to play at Seattle. They got to come to us again.
And we get to hit people in the face. So I'm just going to do my best when all those games. I like people with the face is Sam Dronel coming into to you. No, he's going to Italy. Isn't that crazy that like, and I'm sure that if he was around you go.
But when we went to tighten you a few years ago, Sam was there. He was, it was kind of at a crossroads for his career. Yeah. He was there throwing passes to guys, helping out of to you. And now he's a Super Bowl champ.
It's nuts. Like, so sad. Did you? Did you? Cause you're friends of them.
Like, I know you guys are rivals. But your friends, did you? Did you still believe somewhere in him? Like, that was going to happen?
“I mean, the one year I got to play with Sam.”
Just watched him. I was like, goodness gracious. This guy is a good quarterback. Like, his arm strength, his decision making. Like, I knew he was a, he just started quarterback in a fell.
And then you put him in Seattle with elite warrior severs. A really good offense. And one of the best defenses possible. I mean, why are they a top two defense? Like, that's a, that's pretty quarterback friendly.
So basically all he had to do is be himself and they win.
And they kick the shit out of everybody. So, I mean, like, I definitely believed in Sam, especially because we're ginger brothers. Yeah. Yeah. Who's throwing passes this, this week in a natural. I finally convinced Brock Pertis show up.
And he lives 10 minutes away from me. So that's a plus. We got Brock Pertis. We got Mac Jones. So he's going to be a fun time.
We have a lot of the cameras ready. Lot of an analyst for Mac. Mm-hm. And then we got Nick Mollon, CJ Bethered, and Brandon Allen. So three of the boys.
Good for the boys and Brock Pertis. That's good. Who's also a boy? Yeah. It would be a fun time.
I invited Zach. He is unavailable. I invited Josh Allen's a maybe. You know, he is a new dad.
“But I told him we're golfing at Trubodor.”
The following week. It's part of the group. And he goes, "Oh, I could fly in for that." Mm-hm.
So you never know what Josh.
Yeah. Yeah. That sounds like Josh taking advantage of that trip. And then what about on the defensive side? Have you guys thought about bringing in like some linebackers to be like, you know, just boost some egos?
Like, we're going to run some dummy routes again. Yeah. They want to do it? No chance. No.
No. I'll say the only new position this year. We have juices coming in to coach fullbacks. Because so many teams now are playing 12 person out to tight ends. Mm-hm.
And they're using that tight. The second tight end is just a fullback sometimes. So he's going to come teach some of that stuff. Which I'm excited about. We got my old tight end Scotch John Embrey.
He's coming in because he's taking the year off. So he can actually come hang out. He's going to coach who he coached me, toning on Zollis. He's pretty coached. And then we got Tony G up there.
I mean, we have a pretty good group this year. I'm excited to learn from him. Yeah. Would you know about any of the rookie tight ends? Ooh.
You got to get me something. I'm terrible at Ricky's besides the giant Oregon guy that went to the jet. Yeah. I was going to ask him to speak. If you had an opportunity to hang out with him before.
I've not met him. He looks like a stud. So hopefully hopefully that is making easy on him. Because the hardest thing about being a rookie is just trying to keep your head above water. Mm-hm.
And if your offense is friendly towards you and they take care of him. He'll develop very quickly. Just don't don't do too much and make his head swim. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. He's a freak. So like just give him like put him in an advantageous position. Not the dude ball out. Yep.
It's close and loving going. He is. He texted me a couple of weeks ago. He was like, hey, I missed it. And I figured something out.
I could make a work. So Colson will be there. I'm excited about it. I love that. Yeah.
And if you did want to get just like some tackling dummy out there. To work like, you know, as a scout team. I'm sure that will content doesn't have anything else going on. Will and Taylor actually, so we have an open stadium this year, which I'm excited about. Like, it's free tickets.
You said to go buy your ticket even though it's free. Yeah. And will and Taylor walking around with microphones interviewing people in the stands. The entire time that we're attacking you. It'll be hilarious.
Okay. But I was going to say, we're going to have data out there. You can try to cover some guys. Yeah. Yeah.
The data would actually be. Yeah.
100%.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He doesn't know how to sue.
Our spell. Yeah. Like, he wouldn't know how to sue. So you're good. All right.
Sounds good. We have this on recording. He doesn't know how to sue. He won't sue. We're good.
He can't write. Yeah. Physically does not understand. Just read it. Yeah.
Make a ticket shirt off. He'll be fine. You got this. That'd be amazing. This is funny.
I'll give you this one.
I've been tagged in this for like the last year and a half.
I don't know if you guys have seen this. But some guy is accused me of bullying.
“Um, who was your guys in the old like rookie from like 2020, 2021?”
He was like helping out with PMT football guy. Uh, really young guy. Billy football. Billy football. Yeah.
Billy football. And like me and Greg are on. We're like, hey, take your shirt off. And I'm getting accused of bullying for making someone take their shirt off. This one guy keeps tweeting at me.
That's very bizarre. It might that might be Billy actually under a burner. If I had to get. Oh. Now, if I remember you guys were like having a who can binge more contest.
That's what it was. So I think Billy might have been trying to bully you and then you rebullied bully. Billy. Yeah. And you're like, let's see the pecks.
Billy. So I will agree that you did not start to bully. No. What's he? I would say be like, that's just that's a football culture thing.
Like you, you just say name school signing bonus. Take your shirt off. Mm-hm. And it's easy going. It's just kind of a rookie initiation thing.
Let's see what we got.
“Are you guys doing like a rookie talent show or anything like that?”
We do every single year. I will say this past year was by far the best rookie show that I've seen. A rookie's definitely put out this past year. And I'm, I like a rookie class a lot. We have a lot of like 24, 25 year olds, which is insane.
But I think they're mature enough to handle the rookie show. Who, who has the best performance in the history of the rookie show? Um. We had a, a detackle last year. CJ West.
He, I think it was CJ West. He re-did Nick Bow, so getting pulled over by the cops. I love that. He, he went out with like a fake corridor on and he hired a police officer to come in and they went through the entire video that Nick did.
That was, that was pretty funny. I thoroughly tried. He had the whole room laughing. John Lynch loved it. Um, I got, I want to play a game called, let's make some headlines.
So I got two questions for you that maybe we'll get picked up or aggregated. Uh, you guys had to play in Australia this year. We do. How much do you hate playing in international games? Well, my only international game is Mexico City, and that was one of my favorite games of my career.
Um, because it was 99.9% Niners fans that we were the road team. So I'll take that any day of the week. Um, go now Australia. Um, I look at it one, I look at it two ways. If you're just like focusing on the football aspect of it.
Um, flying 15 hours to go somewhere else and being a completely different time zone to play football does really make a lot of sense, you know, for the health of players. Um, but the fun part of playing like once in a lifetime opportunity to play in Melbourne and playing from what's like 110,000 people on a six stadium in Australia. It's going to be pretty sick.
So I'm kind of more on that, uh, you know, I'm looking at that way. I'm just going to have a great time doing it. The fans are excited. It's going to be a good time. Um, and I think we're going out like a week early too.
So like we'll get adjusted. Yeah. But the player safety thing is real, like when you when you get into play is soccer fields and fields are not used to you guys. Like that field in Brazil a couple of years ago felt like it was a slippery as field in the world. Like that was crazy to watch.
That shit is that that's where I get a little upset because it's like, you know, they preach player safety.
And it's like you're just not doing the things like I always say know how it works.
But it's like, and now you see world cup is playing on grass. Like put grass everywhere. Put me on a soap box, man. I mean, if you can put grass in met life and so far, I think you could do that gear around if you really gave a shit. Like that's my opinion like the players.
I think if you if you pulled every single player, I would say probably 90% would hit a really preferred grass field. And I'd say 10% would say they don't care. But 90% of guys they prefer to play on grass. And so it's just like, well, you just show that you can do it.
“So then why don't we do it because that's what the players want to do.”
Yeah. It's a simple math of like the the NFL is billions and billions of dollars. The most popular sports we have. The thing you'd want to protect more than anything is the health of your players. Because when good players are playing, the ratings are higher.
When you lose quarterbacks and you have a money knife football game with like a back up and a third string. Like it's just simple math is like, do the most you can do to help the players. So we're with you on this one. Well, like at the end of the day, like the what I learned is a rookie is like, your body is your business. And the most money you'll make in your entire lifetime.
Hopefully is what you make on a football field. And so like that's the way to true it to be like safe with our bodies. And we want to take care of our bodies. And we're also the NFL's best investment because when you like you said, wouldn't like Pack from the homes is playing, Josh Allen is playing in Caleb Williams is playing.
Like that's great for ratings. That's great for football. And then when they're not playing, it's just kind of like,
Oh, what who's on Thursdays and I football this week.
Shit.
“That's what I have to watch on Thursdays and I football.”
So like why not just spend a couple extra million dollars.
What you eat, we know they all have to just grasp all the fields. Yeah. Doesn't seem that difficult. Yeah. All right.
My other headline is with we see you and knowing like your dad was a coach. Yeah. Do you think you're going to be in coaching when you someday retire? I cannot wait to make a hard nose football team in high school. I love it.
I love it. I cannot wait just to be up there and just instill grit, effort and hard work in these kids. And we're going to, we're not going to run the wing T. But we're going to run around two and three tied in sets. Yeah.
And we're going to run outside zone and and gap scheme down these kids. Throats. And I can't wait. Pause. But it would be good.
Yeah. Can you tell if a guy loves football just by like a D you, right? You guys aren't putting on pads.
But you, you get your hands on a guy.
You know, you can block it up a little. Maybe not this year with you with your Achilles putting years past. Can you tell like if a rookie like loves football and like loves contact by just getting your hands on them? I, I tell my best to not judge anybody until shoulder pads are on because like some guys look really bad without like, for example, Charlie Warner doesn't look.
I mean, like he looks great in shorts. I'll say that. But when he puts pads on he and my opinion is one of the best rub lock and tightens in a fell. Like that guy moves mountains. He's fantastic.
And so I try to judge guys to them. But you can get a feel of guys based on like their tintiveness. The questions they ask and like how dial they are and when we are doing drills, when we are doing classroom work because some guys like you, they go above and beyond like we had.
There's been a couple like young guys in years past. You're like on the side like we're in between meetings and like they come up to whether it's me, Travis or Greg and they ask us like multiple questions on what we just taught. And like that. Matt makes the ton of sense Thomas Fedon.
He's a giant sky played in Nebraska. He ever group that I was in. He followed me around. He asked me 20 questions throughout the time and I I love that.
“Like why would you not ask someone who's done it for 10 years advice?”
Yeah. Yeah. It's fair. I got a stupid question for a headline grab. Dumb headline opportunity here.
Yes. How good do you think Wimby could be as a tight end in goal line packages? If he was only running a fade. Yeah. I think I think I think part of me thinks he would get the L jam out of him at the line description.
Yeah. Yeah. You're probably right. He is he's skin and bones. He's got no base. Not a lot of base.
And also if he tried to run like a crossing around across the middle. I think he's he's getting taken out pretty quickly. Yeah. Like if you're if you're over six six. You're having a tough time on a football field.
What is your plan? Well, like if you're a receiver tied in and you're over six six. You're that like you're ankle to like hip. There's a huge target for safety's just run through. Right.
And you have the green light to run through them now as safe as you can. That you can't go high. Everyone's someone someone say that is more dangerous.
“I think I would rather get hit up high than in my knees.”
That shit sucks. Yeah. And there's not a lot that you can do about it. You're going across the middle. You can't like protect yourself as you're catching the ball.
And when you plant and that's the thing is like grass. Some would say like is safer for those. Instances where the cleat plants a little bit. Give us a little more forgiveness as you get hit. Maybe not as a tie-in for Wimpy, but maybe.
Um, maybe just as like a field goal blocker. KBA a great field. Are us sure. I mean, if he put on like 40 pounds. He probably be a solid right tackle.
Yeah. That would be fun. I don't know. He's got. I don't know that he's got the the killer mentality to be a.
I mean, if he just if he just did like to trip Williams and then just stuff where he just swaps and swipes people's faces out of the way. Yeah, I think he could be he could handle it. Like LeBron would be a hell of a left tackle. Yeah. He'd be a really good left tackle.
I like that. Um, all right. So to you is going on this week as we're running it. Yep. George, you're the absolute best.
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I don't know if you've met Zach. You might not have met Zach. Try not to bully Zach. I don't understand. Yeah, go ahead.
Zach is Zach a rookie. He just finishes rookie year. Okay. So yeah. He's not a rookie.
He's not a rookie. Yeah. What's going on man? Thank you for your time today. It's good to see.
Nice to virtually meet you. Not physically me. But I was curious. I did see a WrestleMania here recently. And I was wondering if you were going to go with an alter ego kind of a ring name.
But it had to be complete alter ego and couldn't involve your government name.
What would you want to go by in the ring?
See, I've been asked that question a lot.
“And I don't want to answer it because if that a day ever comes, I don't want to be stuck to the”
name. So I'm pretty I'm pretty open to it. I would love to make like a random like any league with a lucha mask on though. Yeah. Some some type of lucha name.
I think it'd be really fun. And I'll just follow pentagon around. Pentagonia. I'll follow him everywhere. And I'll just be his protege.
You want to lose your door mask as a scary site. I have over 10 lucha masks from pentah. And they're all over my house that we have them on little like mannequin heads. And they're just throughout my house. I'm obsessed.
He seems to be the case. Custom Niners ones. Here, the Joker one. He has a venom one. They're all over.
My wife gets scared of them. Is this a Segway to decorate? It's a sea? Thank you. That's how I explain it to her.
He's a smart guy. I like him. He is. Yeah. Is it Hank?
Hank? If you listen once a while, you might learn a thing or two from him. Oh, that's true of that. Love that. Zach is past.
Thank you. In terms of star power. Stay grounded. That's fair. The young guys and I tell older players is young guys be a sponge.
Like learn from everybody. Whether it's good or bad and you can filter it out yourself. And old guys, guys who have been there. Burner thing or two. The young guy is not the way to do it.
So like just. Hey, keep yours up, man. Good producing, Hank. Oh, it's a shame. Substation.
Substation. Substation. The substation. The substation. Damn.
When he comes back, it's going to be. Damn. Oh, all right. Finish, finish what you're going to say. That's all right.
We're going to stop the interview. Hank, Hank's talking shit.
Well, just because Boston and one of this here for the first time in your life,
you can be a little humble. Yeah. Finish the sponge thing. That was good. I feel like all of this gets lost to the sex.
I also, when did you lock room go, bro? And live shutting down. Oh. That's all right. We'll figure it out.
Anyways. Hey, well, we'll edit it in post. Yeah. Anyway. So sponges.
I tell the young guys, be a sponge. You want to absorb information from all the older guys, whether it's good or bad. Like, you can see how somebody doesn't the right way. And you see how somebody does it in their wrong way. And you can filter it out.
Hey, is this how I want to do it. And if we're older guys, also be a sponge. Because sometimes young guys teach you a thing or two. I don't know the time most most of the time they're not the smartest. But some of them have figured it out.
“And it's like, I always, that's why when I'm in a hot tub next to the younger guys,”
home in the field, I like, I don't burn my phone who a lot of places. Because I'm just like, I just want to talk to you guys to see if I learn anything or to see if I actually like you. Yeah. So just be a sponge all the time. Yeah.
Okay. Nice for me. Exactly. Hot tub. Hot tub it up.
Be a sponge. It seems more, it seems more like a brick. This is what he seems like today. Yeah. That's fair.
That's pretty fair. Pretty fair. Yeah. Every scene in play basketball. Yes.
George, you're the best. We love you. And I have fun to tell you, man. But thank you. I thought PFT was going to ask me if he was going to steal bread and I use.
Yeah. It's a question I was going to say. I've been on 10 times. You're scared. That's me.
Come on. I know that like it's a sensitive thing because like you, you like the guy. I'm going to let you go. I'm going to let you guys talk about it. I feel like the guy in the whole rehabbing away from the team that could be tough on everybody.
So I get that. How good is he still? Like the last time you saw him play?
“Like how excited should I be to probably have him on the commanders?”
Um, the last of my saw I used was call it week six seven or eight. I don't really know. But um, I used to make it a habit of mine to go out early in the morning before meetings to watch and train because he was got there early. And I watched him run over 22 miles an hour and stop on a dime.
So he still got it. Um, or at least, you know, that was a year. I mean eight months ago. So I don't really know. But um, yeah, you guys have fun with that.
I guess. Yeah. Thank you. I'm going to have a lot of fun with that. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. You have fun with all that comes with it. Yeah. I mean, he seems like he's very active on social media.
Um, which, you know, that's a great way to connect with fans. Yeah, and fans and sponsors. Yeah.
So it seems like this once he gets to us, then he'll finally be happy.
And every bad thing is going to go away. Yeah. You're right. I wouldn't be happy either after a team paid me a hundred thirty nine dollars. I know.
That can be, well, the taxes in California. He's probably like, oh, this sucks. I got so much tax. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, take him, he'll make less money. And he'll be happier. And then he'll stop posting weird stuff on social media. That honestly sounds a good game plan. Okay.
Yeah. Okay. Good. Then we're all in agreement. Sounds like I went for everyone.
Oh. And your guys is opinion though. I'm not going to answer this because it's my team, obviously. When, when do you think the Niners move on? Hmm.
I feel like they have been hoping that the phone rings. And I don't think that the phone's been ringing. Yes. So they don't have to.
They don't have to.
If they don't want to. Oh.
Unless, unless they just get sick of answering questions about him.
Hmm. But eventually someone-- Yeah. Do you really care to answer questions? And eventually someone might get desperate
and then the price goes up. So there's a big game of chicken then. Yeah. That's kind of how I sit. Yeah. I will try to ask as many annoying questions as I possibly can to John Lynch.
So we get sick of answering my questions. Hmm. I'm going to, I'll be doing my part. I'm doing my part. Seems like a great player.
Yeah.
“That's what that, my official comment seems like a great player.”
Yeah. He's an alien for sure. All right, George, you're the best. We love you.
Hopefully see you soon and have fun at TU, man.
Yes. I love you both. I love four to the five guys in that building right now. Hank needs to learn a thing or two. Yeah.
Yeah. Stay hungry. You know, Hank needs someone to like to hit him really hard. Remember you're like in traffic somewhere? He goes, hey, hit that guy really hard in the face.
Yeah. Yeah. He does. Yeah. Where's Dana Bears? Dana Bears isn't in there.
No. Dang it. Imagine you do it. Yeah. Max, hit him in the face.
I can do that. I can definitely do that. Max. Max, I'll hit no you $500 right now.
“It can in the face, really hard, really hard.”
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We're ready, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to ease in with one. He won't get it so controversial, but it is, uh, Delhi meets Mount Rushmore, Delhi meets. Please send all Mount Rushmore ideas tweet him at Zach. He is keeping the full list this year.
So tweet all of them at Zach or Instagram DMs. Any Mount Rushmore do you want to see?
“Uh, I think we're also getting to the point in the, the history of the show that we might have to just do”
some repeats with a little bit of like, we, we can maybe do. Just like, not, not word for word repeats, but maybe with a twist. Yeah, how many Mount Rushmore has have we done? Actually, it's got to be a ton because it's 10 years of it. So when you, when you tweet us your Mount Rushmore ideas, we,
most of the time we've done them, but I think we're getting the point where we could maybe start doing again, not like word for word repeats, but similar, similar ones. Uh, because we have, half this, you know, half the, the entire booth wasn't here five years ago. Okay, so to remind everyone of the teams, it's going to be, it's big cat and the booth voice. Uh-huh.
It's Hank and Zach, and then it's just me.
I'm curious to know about Hank and Zach and your guys prep for this.
What was your method?
“Because I saw, everyone else was kind of like, they were talking to each other.”
Getting ready. You guys seem to be kind of separate for your prep. Is that fair? Well, they got ready last minute. We mean, mean Zach texted and then we met, got on the same page.
Okay. And, and we have a plan and strategy. I also think it would be fun, PFT, if, and you don't have to do this. But if we had some point in what's called July, maybe the end of July, there is a trade window where you could pick up one of the people from the three men.
Just, and you don't have to. Sounds like you already don't want to. No. We're saying just to add the element of like craziness. You could easily just say no.
We could hate over our heads. I love my team. Okay. I love my team. You don't love your team, big cat.
I got, I got a fuck up Hank. I got fucking idiot. Great locker room chemistry. Trying to make it interesting that we, like, the, the, just the,
we've never done one verse two verse three.
Sometimes a trade deadline thing you can do. You can end up ruining the, you know, it wasn't team chemistry. It was not my idea. It was someone else's idea. Hague verse.
The world. It was definitely not my idea. Don't gaslight me. It was not. Who's idea was it?
It was me. Thank you. Take it back. You brought it up on the show. No.
He brought it up on the show. No. You brought it up and then you brought it up as an official idea. No.
“I think memes brought it up off the show.”
Yeah, off the show. Big cat loved the, the possibility of it being Hank first the world. And you went. Like that. And then I said, all right, forget it.
And then we're like, all right, fun. We'll have a chance. All right, forget it. Forget it. I was just trying to make it.
I'm just saying fun. I like my team. I'm not right. At this point. I want to see what my team's got.
Yeah. And then we'll see what happened. If we're going to be buyers or sellers. I was trying to establish it before. So that halfway through the season.
We're like, you change the rules. But like, hey, just throw it out of arbitrary date. It's like he could just. He could pick up from you guys, too. So I'm not saying no.
And I'm also not saying no to trading away people that are on my team. Right now. So if like, no. I'm not going to trade that. I would be fine.
Phone phones always open.
Yeah. Okay. Make me an offer. Who's going to go first? Let's look at the solo guy.
All right. I already hate Hank. Yeah. Wait. What are you doing, Hank?
We got to do the, the lot of machine. Here we'll do. I, because the lot of machine. One, two, 30. I have one through three here on a random number generator.
Okay. So do you want to pick PFC number? Uh, between what? One through three. Yeah.
I'll take three. Okay. Do you want to pick Hank? You pick. No.
Let me do the number generator. Because Hank. I have it right here. I'm just saying. I don't care.
I don't give up. Take it number. I do not care. We haven't started my rush. We're season yet.
We're already fighting. Did you pick three? Did you pick three? Uh, you picked three. Zach.
What do you want? Let one, two, one or two. Let it to a block. Yeah. Let me do it.
Let me. I know. Pick a number between Zach and Hank. Pick a number. Pick a fucking number.
Somebody. Jesus. That's right on this team, Hank. Hey. Thank you.
All right. We have one. Go ahead. Fine. We all saw it.
All right. We'll pick to we want. Let's go. Let's just go first. Let's just go first.
No, let's go first. All right. All right. Now rush. We're telling you.
Snake draft. Snake draft. So big one. One first. Hank and Zach go second.
I go third. Yeah. Correct. One one. And then we'll change it every, every, every, every, uh, episode.
Run the football. All right. Run the football. Turkey. Okay.
Good pick. You have it. Did you have it, Hank? We did have it. You had Turkey.
It's actually Turkey. Yeah. What makes it? It is. We will go with, uh, salami.
Is that your pick or Zach's pick? My pick. Oh. Zach. It was my one one.
It was Zach's one too. Was your one one? Zach's Turkey. Yeah. I think Turkey's a good pick.
It's a little dry, but. Oh. Yeah. But it was just one one. Okay.
I got it. It's true though. It is. It's a turkey's run the football. Yeah.
Yeah. If I, I've, I've said before.
“I think if I could eat, if I had to only eat one thing for the rest of my life,”
would probably be a turkey sandwich. Mm-hmm. Okay. PFC. So I'll choice.
But you don't, yeah, turkey, like salami, you can just eat salami. Turkey. I think you can eat turkey. I think you can do that with turkey too. You can't.
No one, no one just eats turkey. Yeah. You can't. We're talking about turkey. Turkey.
Turkey cheese, whatever. Okay. Okay. Um. I'm going to run the football too.
I'm going to go with ham. Okay. That's a good run the football.
Uh, first of all, then second pick.
Would be probably my first pick if I'm just talking.
What I find to be delicious.
Pistramy. Good pick. Love Pistramy. Pistramy is such a quality deli sandwich choice. I love it.
Okay. Zack. We like to take pursuit of. Great. Good pick.
Good pick. Memes. Taking memes. Memes actually sent us a meme before this. The Vonte Mach no matter what meme.
But it had this meat on it instead. Pepperoni. You can see like he kept on saying the prep was just he kept on saying. We have to get pepperoni. And we got pepperoni.
I like I like pepperoni on sub. Yeah. It's a first of seven. Yeah. It's not versatile.
No, it's a first of seven.
Max. I'm going to give you the ball on this one. This is when we get into the Italian meats. You want me. You think we take five?
Yeah. I mean, dude. This is my thing.
“I think seven is I think seven's the right pick.”
Okay. Then do it. All right. This is another run the football pick. We're going to go roast beef.
Mmm. Most beef. Kind of dry. I don't like roast beef. Okay.
It's probably the same from Hank. It's probably the dry. You probably better. I kind of see. Okay.
I know what's going on. I actually like this. I want both of them. No, I know. No.
I'm not talking about PFT. I know what's going on over here. Hank now has the fan favorite on his side. So he feels immortal with Zach on his team. So he's getting a little.
He's getting a little.
You guys have a super rose beef.
I said, I like roast beef. You turkey, you can't eat. Zach said turkey was dry. I just don't like roast beef. I don't.
Okay. Which, how does that make me eat more? How does that make me more? How does that make me more? I think you feel the cocky with Zach on your side.
What does that even mean? I said it only because I said I don't roast beef. You're walking around with a little pepper. Yeah, a little bit. You'd tell feathers up.
Exist. Big time exists. Uh, did someone say Pizurdo? Yep. Yep.
Did someone say more to Bella? Nope. No. All right. We'll take that.
It's great. Good pick. Not a bad pick. Not a bad pick, Hank. Um, I'm going to go with chicken cutlet.
I got, I'm not going to say it. Yeah. No, I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to.
I don't want to. I don't want to. And then tell me. I'm telling me. I can't tell me.
You can't get a chicken cutlet.
I'm telling. No. Tell me. What's was the Mount Rushmore that was. I think that that opens up a whole new draft.
If that is allowed. Okay. All right. I want to do it then. But I understand.
I'm willing to give you that. I'm going to give you that pick. But the rest of us can't switch to that sort of thing. No, no, no. I'll pull it back.
I'll pull it back. It's telling me. That's not a telling me. It's a meat that you can get a deli. But that's not a deli.
We can go and. Yeah. And we're just doing sandwiches. Okay. This is you go to the.
You go to the grocery store. You go over to the deli counter. You're getting this slice to me. All right. You're bringing this slice around.
It was like this is your meats. Okay. Then I'm going to go with. Oh, love it. Okay.
Got me pick. Give me the gobble. Okay.
“The best thing I think in the history of the sprinkles is when Tony.”
Announces to his kids with Carmelo that they're getting a divorce. And he's like packing up all the shit from the house. And he's somberly packing up the gobble. Mm-hmm. From the fridge into his bag.
And that's all that he takes from his house. Mm-hmm. When he leaves. Yep. And then for the last one.
How do you guys feel about tuna salad? Not a deli meat. All right. So I was asking how you felt. That's more in line than then chicken cock.
Okay. So for my last pick, I will do roasted chicken. Okay. Did you get that place? Yeah, you get that place.
Yeah, you get that place. You get that place. You get that place. Can you get that for sure? Yep.
Uh, I love my team. Our strategy was two, two. So Zach, I'll give this one to you. We would like to take Buffalo chicken. Great pick.
Yep. Great pick. That's great pick. Yeah, I don't know how to list. Uh, I love and didn't get picked, right?
Nope. Okay. One. Yeah. So per centa.
Yeah. Great. Great Italian meat. Mm-hmm. What uh, what do we miss?
Corn beef. Corn beef is really good. Yeah. That was really good. Because ramen is similar.
Yeah. Um, what else did you have on the meatballs? Yeah. We had that.
“That's why, if you went there, I was going to meatballs.”
That's why you're almost willing to give me. The two discussions we had. The two discussions we had was, do we have to clarify what type of turkey? Because I thought we could just do a draft on turkeys. Because I like smoked turkey.
It's a little dry. Yeah. It's a little dry. No one just eats it. That's interesting.
No one just eats turkey. He's tuned out now. It's tuned out now. And then the other one was. The other was memes.
Memes were saying that you could just, we could take anything that you could get
It at a deli.
So we were thinking about taking steak.
And I was like, what? We can't do this. Like you go to any type of deli. And you're like that meat right there. Yeah.
Which would have been too much. Yeah. What else got left off? Pork roll. Hey, can't eat that.
Yep. I have some pork roll this weekend. Anything? Show guys. What?
What's wrong? This. This weed. Where did this draft be in the house? How could this be?
Get content. Yeah. We can't be in like I know. I said I don't like Rose. I don't like Rose beef.
Oh, but it was also the turkey like you can't eat. Big jerky. Jack said the turkey thing. You said you can't eat turkey. We got this hand.
You said you can eat salami. But you can't just eat turkey. That's a crazy thing to say.
There's literally a holiday.
My bad. I thought no life. I forgot. Great. That's not what I'm talking about.
God forbid you try. God forbid you try and like that. I thought that was a spirit of this competition. Yeah. I made it.
God comment.
“And I think that you might feel a little invincible.”
Is that on your side? Because I said Rose beef is I don't know. It's the turkey. You can't eat turkey. No one eats turkey.
But by. Are you saying I didn't like push back and other Mount Rushmore's? No. Why? Why is me pushing back me?
Because he can't eat turkey. He's a crit. I don't even understand it. I think it's more than you just got to get to be more coherent in your arguments. I don't understand what can't eat turkey means.
Turkey is a good delineat. But it's got to be. You know, you have turkey sandwiches. You got turkey cheese bread. Like eating a slice of turkey unless it's super fresh.
Not the greatest.
Max is going to say he does all the time because he eats everything.
I bet it. See that's like. I wish you had said that. I would have been like. This is much stronger.
I do understand it a little bit more. Turkey is good. You're talking about like pepperoni, you eat pepperoni out of the bag. Correct. You don't.
Okay. But now I'm invincible. You're not. Come on. Turkey.
I didn't understand your argument. You don't eat turkey. Okay. Turkey. Turkey.
PEP is not good. No. It's garbage. Yeah. Are we going to get over this or no?
No. Come by. No. He's gone. He's gone.
All right. So here's going to happen.
“Hank is going to go into the next amount of rush more.”
Going over the top. Come by. Out of frustration and sarcasm. And then. I don't want to be in this box.
But then he's going to trigger himself into being actually pissed off by the end of it. So we're going to get another at least like 20 minutes of come by. Good point. Good process. Yeah.
Good process. All right. Good. Oh. Oh.
But it's not. I don't know if that I'd call to Delhi meet. Yeah. From the. Blownie.
Blownie. Yeah. Blownie. I'm okay with blowing. Not being on the Mount Rushmore.
More to Dallas. Just the better. Yeah. Yeah. Can we miss any of the Italian meats?
I feel like there's so many. We've got Pepperoni. We got Salami. More to Delhi. Capico.
Yeah. We got Supersetta. Capoo. Yeah. I think our whole list got picked.
Yeah. Except for corn beef. But. This is a good Mount Rushmore. Exactly.
How do you think? That's right. Are we good? I think our team has good list. We're not.
I think our team has good look.
“I don't like the way the vibe that we're ending this show.”
What do you think about high school? I'm sorry. There's a side noise. Our teams have their blinders on. And we're going to run the ball here.
I'd like to apologize for saying Hank feels invincible with Zack. That was that was a out of pocket comment that was undeserved. Thank you. Okay. I apologize.
It was based on the the Turkey argument. But I apologize for saying that. It's good. Good process. Are we back?
Yeah. Never left. I'm just having memes got pepperoni. Yeah. That was during our.
Just during our same pepperoni. Our free Rushmore draft. It means juggle. Pepperoni. Could you shut nipples?
I don't think it's a word. See? This is a new news. He doesn't say that. The old memes would have been like, I hope you'd die in a fire.
The new memes just like, hey, just a point of clarification. It was my nipples that were very weird and captivated the internet. Not my entire breasts. I do love pepperoni. Pepperoni's great.
All right. I'm going to save right now. I, that was a heartfelt apology. I don't think that would be an anchor back. I don't really understand why Hank is this upset.
I'm not in that anymore. I'm not in that anymore. I'm not. No, but I can talk mentally. You're like, you're checked out all right.
You're in my Rushmore. No, I lied. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a fitting start to Rushmore. Hank is done with Rushmore.
That's not true. He's a competitor. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, no, no.
This is a fitting start to Rushmore.
Hank is done with Rushmore.
That's not true. Yeah, a competitor. That's why he's fired up. Maybe. Oh, yeah.
We're good. Very fired up. I got Zack. I can't be stopped. I got it.
Everyone's right. Yeah. Invincible. We did go in. We had the conversation before.
“We're like, this is a pretty straightforward about Rushmore.”
I don't think there's anything like everyone else's picks. I don't really know. Yeah. They would just be our picks. Yeah.
Yep. So it's like, I don't even know what I'd better. Our entire, our entire board got picked. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. Numbers.
50. Zero. What the sound? Exist. Exist.
That's a number. Yeah. That's a number.
It's like, it's a non-existent number.
It's like, it's a number that doesn't make sense. I was going to go back at times. I want to go back at times. I don't even know. It's a number that doesn't make sense.
It isn't the machine. No, it isn't the machine. It isn't the machine. It isn't the machine. Oh, that's a great 20 minutes ago.
I hope this is you. I hope this is zero. 22. 7. 2.
2. 6. 60. And you know. Jailin, Jailin Brown doesn't hate him.
That's good. He's from this. [APPLAUSE] Hey, I'm sorry for hitting you in that. No.
Oh, that was fun. That was fucked up the one I did. Yep. Well, that was a guest asked us to. 54.
Yeah.
“I did say he's like, I'm willing to fund a new segment of hitting Hank and bad.”
I don't think so. He did pay. Yeah. Did you like it? Shout out, kiddo.
He's a man. Thank you. Thank you.
Did I like it in the head?
The new segment. That 500. Yeah. Yeah. You gave him 500 bucks.
It means like I do that for three. Yeah. All right. Not anymore. You want to do one more?
One more number? Yeah. Sure. Run it back. Twenty two.
Sixt. Fif. One in and. Same number. Same number.
One number. Zero. Twenty three. Twenty three. Twenty three.
Twenty three. Anyone. You all there? Right. No.
Happy birthday to Scotty Schaffler today. Happy birthday to Richard Jefferson. Happy birthday, Dustin Johnson. Happy birthday, Clyde the glide. Happy birthday, pistol peat.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday to Scotty Schaffler today. Happy birthday to Richard Jefferson. Happy birthday, Dustin Johnson. Happy birthday, Clyde the glide.
Happy birthday, pistol peat. Happy birthday, Kurt Warner. Happy birthday. Lidani and Tom Linson. Matt Light.
Zedon. Happy birthday, Randy Jackson. And Tom Kim. Yeah. What the other guy?
They spent the whole day talking about his birthday. I already mentioned him early in the show. I literally brought him up. So you're saying happy birthday to him. Counts.
Counts. I mean, any other. I don't think you can. I have your back, Hank.
“Anything else you got against today's birthday wishes, Hank?”
Nope. Okay. Love you, guys. Wait. Peat.
Uh-oh. No, just quick birthday. I just wanted to have birthday in my dad. That was all. Oh yeah.
Happy birthday. That's for this accident. Very cool. Yeah. Even though you fired him once.
Even though your dad fired you once. We could still wish happy. So wishes happy. That was between the white lines. Isn't he as in the game.
Oh, happy birthday to my nephew. Okay. Nice. That was probably a more important one that I should have thought of earlier. It was my friend Matt's birthday yesterday.
Happy birthday, Max. It's my friend Matt. Yep. I think that's all Matt. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm. Two days ago. Happy birthday to. Happy birthday to summer.
Yep. Yeah. Summer started today. So set your clocks forward. Yep.
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