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. Welcome to part of my take, presented by Draft Kings, the crown is yours. Today is Friday, September 4th, and the Los Angeles Clippers are dead. Death penalty. Death penalty plus. Yes, the zombie clippers. They have found that the responsibility for the quiet-linear fake tree deal and numerous other fake advertising deals that were designed to circumvent the cap are through direct responsibility of Steve Balmer as well as Lawrence Frank. Yep. The entire

clippers are paying a severe punishment that's taken away five first ram picks. Yes, so 2029, 2030, 31, 32,

and then also a fine of $30 million to Steve Balmer, Steve Balmer suspended for a year.

“Lawrence Frank is suspended for, I think, six months is that right? And then Kwai has to pay”

$700,000 in restitution for improper benefits. And Uncle Dennis is now done. Yes, sorry, Uncle Dennis, by the way, I mean, I guess his only job was to get Kwai Paid. Yeah, consider admission accomplished. Oh, I read some of those texts in email exchanges. Yes, Uncle Dennis, he was when he was just like, I will burn this whole thing to the ground. We should all want to have an Uncle Dennis in our lives. Yeah, the big winner of this though,

Pablo Tory, friend of the program, he was right through and through. He started this entire thing. There were a lot of people who thought that he was wrong. He ended up being right all the way through. And it's crazy because the biggest loser is not Steve Balmer, and it's not Lawrence Frank,

Their owner and general manager do illegal things according to the NBA. And what is the punishment? Your team is now going to be in hell and suck for an extended period of time. That sucks for

“Clippers fans. Like that, it feels like the punishment should have been Steve Balmer. You have to”

sell the Clippers or something like that. Not, hey, Clippers fans. Guess what? You have no future for the next five years. I think the punishment should have been that Steve Balmer has to go out there and

actually plant 50 million trees. That would have been nice. Maybe like for every million trees he plants,

then he gets, I don't know, million dollars off of his fun. What about Steve Balmer has to just get super high? Yeah, that'd be cool. Smoke a bunch of trees. I mean, can you imagine how much he just wet? Oh, my god. If he just got like anxiety level high, a live cam of every single NBA game in the 2026, 27 seasons. Steve Balmer has to be like gravity, bomb level high. And we have just a picture and a picture of Steve Balmer freaking out in the corner. That would be a fair punishment. And he maybe

he has to watch Steve Balmer videos while he's super high. We're screaming developers developers to develop. That would probably trip you out even more if you were high. Now, I do think do you agree though with

“but take it loses the Clippers fans? I think the Clippers fans are the biggest losers. I think”

Balmer also a pretty big loser in the into this. Also ESPN kind of a big loser because they put out a report last week saying that the NBA had concluded its investigation and not found any wrong doing. And so just expect everything to kind of be brushed under the rug. They did have multiple sources in that article. I think what happened, the NBA did a very good job in the investigation. And the NBA did not let the Clippers think that they were in any trouble until the final report

came out after the fact. So they probably did, I don't know if you watch any interrogation videos in YouTube big cat. Yeah, I watch a lot of them. They probably did the read technique on them, which is you tell them, you minimize the crime they commit. And you're like, listen, every team the league is doing fine there. So we're actually not after you. We're after all the other teams.

So if you say it was like, what 30 million dollars from aspiration, that's small potatoes. We

don't really care about that. Tell us what else you did. So we know what else to look for. Yeah, the Clippers are like, this is awesome. Sounds like we're not in trouble. And then Adam Silver leaves her and he's like, I nailed those fuckers. I nailed them. So yeah, you're right on that. Like the ESPN is definitely a loser in this because their report was just flat out wrong. And that was also the period of time when everyone was dunking on

Pablo and being like, hey, you were wrong. This was nothing. Yeah, turns out it was a lot of things.

“I think I think it was a Clippers telling Pablo like, yeah, we're not in any trouble. And then”

the actual NBA would not comment on it until after that article came out and they said, we disagree with everything that was in this report. Yeah, the the other losers in this Steve Balmer is a loser in the fact that he went on national television with Ramona Shelburne a year ago and like denied everything to a level that was somewhat convincing like, hey, you know what? Maybe he's the owner. He doesn't know exactly what's going on. He's not meddling.

And then the the evidence came out and was like, no, no, he knows exactly what's going on. Yeah. And he was meddling. And so he looks like an absolute idiot for that. So we say with Mark Cuban, look, we've had Mark Cuban on the show. I like Mark Cuban, but he went like scorcher to defend his billionaire brother, brother. Yeah, the brotherhood of billionaires. Yeah, he looks stupid. I have a I have a winner for you that is not nothing to do with the NBA. You're

ready for it? Um, Shawn Watson. Go on. Quiet Leonard is now the worst trade or the worst acquisition of all time. We in sports, 10 first round picks. 10 first round. So this is what the clippers the the clippers used to get quiet Leonard. Now given that he's been he's cost them five future picks. The clippers used the 2021 first round pick. The 2022 first round pick. 23 first round pick. 24 first round pick swap. Yeah.

223 picks. By the way, 24 first round pick 25 pick swap 26 pick 29 30 31 32 33. Those are all

part of this punishment SGA ever heard of them. And then 30 million dollar fine and suspensions

for everyone involved all for a quiet Leonard to win zero rings. 47 games played average 47 games played in his seven seasons with the with the LA clippers. Yeah. And I think what was the farthest they went. Did they go to a conference title in the level? They went to the western conference in the bubble. So that is the worst player acquisition of all time given everything that you lay it out. Like you you I don't what could be worse 10 first round picks. It's a decade first round picks.

to go back to the most protected like the place where he is the the biggest you know has the most

fans because he won a championship there. Yeah. Why statement that he put out today was was all time. It was essentially like I failed. I personally failed because my family did some stuff that I

“was not aware of and I love my family. Thank you. Quiet Leonard. Yeah. Like 700,000 or that's what”

it was, right? 700,000. That's nothing to quiet Leonard considering how much he's gotten today. That's like half a tree. That's yeah. That'll be fine. I'd like to see him and Balmer actually team up and plant some of these fucking trees. It would be nice. You can't just you can't just that's to me as the worst part is how many years did they take off the the the the future of the entire planet. Yeah. By not planting those trees. Shout out by the way Uncle Dennis all-time fall guy. Because Kauai

is going to get trade because now I don't know if the trade is actually like completed because they're waiting for this. But now the clippers there's no reason for them not to do this trade because

they could get first round picks from the wrapped. Yes. Yeah. I also saw someone throughout there.

I don't think so Adam silver this is he's it's funny that he's flexes muscles a couple times and and two of the most notable times have just been the clippers expense because it was Donald Sterling having to sell. Someone online throughout the idea I can't find I'm going to try to find it. I think I might have the same one. Is it related to the cup? Yeah. Yeah. Henry the blazing. Henry the blazing said that if the NBA was smart they would put these five picks up for the winner

of the NBA cup which would be fantastic and you'd also add in the element of the clippers potentially being able to win back their own pit. Yep. Why not? Why not? NBA do it. Yeah. This is it is a real death penalty for the clippers and it's not just because they're taking away their first round picks which might be maybe top 10 maybe outside the top 10 not sure things. Yeah. But it's also that they don't have any picks to trade with. Yeah. So it's going to be almost impossible for them to

acquire players via trade. No they're in hell. It's it's it's going to be impossible to convince players to go there as a free agent. It is yeah just as bad as death. In fact I was saying it might this might be too harsh of a penalty just because how else are the clippers going to be able to get good players besides circumventing the cap even harder. Yeah. This might actually just convince them. They have to be even more valuable. We got to keep doing this except we just got to not get

caught. They might be pushing another sneaky winner and this might be dumb. The way I mean you said to Sean Watson that kind of convinced me he's a winner in this. Yeah. Because when you think of like worst player acquisition just Sean was the name and now it's going to be quite maybe just maybe the major league baseball player association because maybe Rob Manford is watching this and he's like wait. So if I put a salary cap in that means I'm going to have to investigate teams

and do a lot of legwork and legal you know interviews with people to make sure that teams aren't certain I'm going to have to enforce this rule or the opposite he could do he could be like hey players we're going to put a salary cap in but also just get an uncle Dennis and ask about a tree deal. Yeah. You know what I mean like hey we're having a salary cap wing wing. Yeah. We won't don't ask don't tell. Right. Like steroids. Yeah. Yeah. I'll look the other way. You guys get your

“cap owners and if you want to hook a guy up with a fake car dealership that's between you and”

the Lord. I was listening Wendy was talking about it on uh I believe it was on oh this is Svp and he did mention that so this is not unprecedented this happened with the Timberwolves and uh I believe it was Joe Smith and they got a bunch of picks taken away they actually ended up going to uh the conference finals like a year after but that they already had Kevin Garnet which that

it's not apples to apples but Wendy basically said that if the clippers the the precedent that the

Timberwolves set they got a shitload of picks taken away then they started cooperating and the NBA started showing leniency and gave him a couple picks back the clippers still have that possibility. Now will they do that because Steve bomber released this statement and the clippers released statement being like we completely uh disagree with all of this and essentially like this is false and we're gonna fight him. If they start to play ball they might get some

of their picks back which you got it like if you're the clippers you got to do that play ball. Yeah I guess if you get your picks back but the thing is if you're if your bomber you can outspend

“Adam Silver and you've got unlimited money. Yeah so if you want to play the lawyer game he's one”

guy if he wants to go through with that he can probably make life a living hell for Adam Silver. Yeah and hopes that he can kind of you know force his way back into uh uh uh lesser penalty.

a deal where he signed a bunch of one-year deals they guaranteed that he would get like a big deal

at the end so they could keep his bird rights. They took away the 01-02-03-04-05 first round picks.

The timbre was played ball they gave them then be a gave him back the 03-05. So it ended up being a three-pick punishment not a five. That's what the cl- if you're a clippers fan like plead with Steve bomber to actually do something here to maybe get some of these picks back. Yeah I mean if bomber was smart he would just ask he's an L.A. so he should just ask his daughter's boyfriend to pay kawai all this money behind the scenes. That way everything's nice and legal.

Yes that would have been a smarter move on his part. Yeah uh the statement from kawai is pretty funny. We've got a new I think lead leager in the uh in the realm of Rick Patino's I apologize for trusting the wrong people. Yep. I accept full responsibility for lapses in judgment by people within my inner circle. Love that. That's such a good apology. So good. I love it quiet. It's my fault for letting other people speak on my my bath. Yeah my bad. Yeah no his statement was

basically did I do that? Yeah. Whoops. Sorry bad. My bad. Yeah uncle Dennis you know uncle.

“Everyone's got a crazy uncle. That's what you should have said. Yeah hey listen I apologize but also”

isn't it the most relatable thing ever to have kind of a crazy uncle? Thanks Kim is going to be real awkward this year. Yeah what does that mean uncle Dennis has to he has to have a nice like envelope waiting for him. He isn't the uncle. Sorry made it. Yeah yeah I know but like he's he's banned from talking to teams and stuff. He isn't the uncle Hall of Fame. If kawai quiet just quiet need now to win another title with the raptors to save his legacy. Is kawai have a legacy?

Is it this? Yeah I mean it's it's winning a hit what two time finals MVP? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think kawai cares. I think he's like I've done everything I've accomplished

to everything. Kawai might be one of the guys. When players say that they like don't

read anything here anything I think I believe one if Kawai said that. Yeah like he doesn't even know what the internet is. He might not know that this is even that big of a deal. I would imagine Kawai just sits at his house and like stairs at a wall and then they're like all right Kawai time to go to practice. Right it's like all right he just plugs in and then they screensy save her pops on. Do you think that this is it could have all been avoided if Kawai had just showed

up for a few photo shoots. Oh they just planted a couple trees. Yeah like if he planted three trees and let a professional photographer take a picture of him. Yeah, maybe even takes like a three-day

“trip to Brazil at some point. Plants three trees gets on a plane flies back. I think the”

clippers still get a little bit of a yeah a little a little saving grace. It also like I said that Palmer interview he did a year ago. I think the worst part about that for him is going on ESPN and talking to a Mona Schelburn and saying I got scam too. I got scam by these guys. What do you want me to do? Which we now know is just not sure. Palmer's a victim in this. Maybe the biggest victim. Please cry please save one of your tears for the billionaires. We need you too. On behalf of the

LA clippers we vehemently reject the MBA's findings which are the result of a heavily biased which has the case in seeking to justify a predetermined narrative rather than the facts and evidence. How come they only investigated all the bad stuff we did? How come they didn't investigate all the real contracts that we've signed? Yeah we intend to vigorously challenge these findings and penalties through every avenue available to us and look forward to an ethical and impartial arbitration process.

Is that just the bomber sitting in his office being like review it? Yeah, just over and over. Go to the tape. Zach, would you just say that's got the boys cracking up? Got to hit that mic, Zach. I would just try and parse ourselves in their shoes. Like these are kind of good problems to have.

“Meems, what do you actually say? What do you mean? Who? You only get fine seven hundred thousand?”

Yeah. That's bad. Like that's just like a fine. That's a little something. Why? They're in a great spot. Meems. What got to say is you're about to cry back there. Meems. Help us out, memes. I'll tell you after. What? No, you're going to tell us now. So I'm a little sore for softball last night. I was like, I think I need a massage. Zach was like, "Don't go to the place down." Terrible massage. That's all it was.

What happened? It's just a bad is a dog shimmysaw. My back still hurts. Oh, because I did, did they, did they jack you? She was like, you want to do that? I was like, no. I went in for legitimate massage. And she just like, like, she like played around for a little bit. I was like, all right, jerk time. And I was like, no, I need to relieve muscle relief here. My, my L1 L2 vertebrae are in pain. Oh, the guy ever to go into a rub and talking, be like, no, I actually just wanted

to sweetest massage. The photos look like he was an up and up spot. If they're, and it was straight to jerk as I come on. And Zach, what were you wearing? Did you look hot? It was, is it your fault

standard gear, nothing too crazy. I'm wondering if she saw like barcel sports stuff on, I'll end as I walk him with pain. Oh, you're, you're from that office. I know. Yeah. Walk him with pain, life with pain boys. Oh, no. No, Zach. All right. So, yeah. So, the clippers are screwed. Perfect ending to that Zach. Yeah. Clippers are hose. Now, I do think that this kind of stuff

“happens in every sport. Yeah. I think, well, there's a lot of caps. All right. If you're an MBA,”

if you're an MBA team, and you do a, that she got to stop right now, because it's pretty clear that they're going to, like, that's the one thing that the clippers, the, they've been pumped. Sure, Pablo's getting hit up by a lot of people. Yeah. And then the clippers are going to hit up, yeah. Pop, like, I bet you there's an actor. Clippers are trying to hit up Pablo being like, what about

these guy burn it off to the ground? Yeah. If you take away every clippers are basically at the point

now where they're hoping that every team gets their next five years first round picks taken away, then there's just no draft. So, their next first round pick is in what? It's like, it's not just five years for now. It's still like their next starts in 2029. So it's 20, 20, 20, 34. Yeah. Hank still won't be in the invitational. 2034 is their next first round pick. And that person right now is 11 years old. Yeah. That would be drafted. They got, they have to nail that pick though.

They got a nail. They got a nail at now. Yeah. Start scouting every middle school. Get it going now.

“Yeah. Okay. Now, do you think that it happens maybe in that same city?”

In the NBA? What do you mean? Like something like this? Like, yeah. Well, maybe that team or maybe another team that's in Los Angeles. I don't know. But like, if there's a player, a star player that you want to get and you have a massive mega blockbuster movie that's trying to be produced in that town. And since it's not player as the star with a lot of money moving in and out of the studios. That's interesting. Do you think that that would be worth looking into? That's interesting.

I wouldn't, it wouldn't be hard to take away the the bubble championship. It's half a ring. Well, I think you probably have to punish wherever that player is playing right now. Yeah. How to say would probably need more punishment. All right. Let's talk some other sports stories before we do that draft Kings. The wait is over. Football is here. And so is draft Kings. The draft Kings sports app is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California

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Tony Romo six months. Tiger Woods five years. Don't touch my drivers. Oh yeah, and the good good CEO got canned. But Tiger Woods, I mean, that's the only place he

feels normal. So he's basically in jail. Really, again, much like Steve Ballmer, Tiger Woods is

the real victim of this. Yeah. That he's not going to have any place that he can go and feel like a regular human being anymore. So I guess thoughts and prayers to him. Good. Good for the rest of the world. Everyone else that's on the road. Yeah. Also, if you're Tiger or Tony, like, I guess the fact that it happened on the same days, they're both going to maybe be competing for future Uber commercial, which would go crazy. If it was like Uber pool and Tony

Romo is picking up Tiger Woods. Oh, you're saying that they can drive. No, they can get. I don't know. Hi, I'm Tony Romo. I'm cool. And I'm driving for lift. No, Uber pool. No, he's in the back seat and there was like, Tiger's like, oh shit, I hope I don't get paired with a random weirdo. Yeah. Don't have a driver's license opens the door boom,

Tony Romo. I don't know Tiger. Yeah. Uber, Uber pool. You never know. You never know.

But yeah, that was, I feel like we're, it's Tiger Down. This is happening in threes. Yeah, who else is getting their license taken away. Hmm. Anyone who's looking around. Anyone,

heard from Tony Lewis in a while. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. He's out there somewhere. Do you guys have anything to, do you care at all about the Browns assistant GM wearing a sweatshirt that said Los Angeles may be do it in her press conference, which seems pretty. It seems very Browns. Yeah, I don't think that there's anything really deep to make of it, but besides the fact that

“this was a really dumb thing to do and why it's like it's just bad judgment, I think, but”

but ultimately, do I think it impacts the job that she's probably not, but it's the Browns,

like the Browns can make a story out of a sweatshirt. Yeah. It's impossible. You'd say no way could a, could a sweatshirt be a headline. But the Browns can do it. The Browns did it. They can find it away. Actually, they've done it multiple times. Remember John Dorsey? Yeah, sure. Lots of stories of the sweatshirt. He, his sweatshirt was nice. This sweatshirt looks like it's been hanging up in a math closet for the last six years. It looks like Bill Bellachx sweatshirt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. While you,

you have the computer up, can we just click on today's news? The top story. Just to see right there. Okay. City Swenie, stuns in Venice, fashion. Oh, I'm a bit of a, we're fashion. Yeah, this is a fashion portion of a podcast. Zoom in on the strap, where the straps connect to the main dress that area. Okay. City Swenie leads league in, uh, most times pulled up on this computer. I would say so. Mitch show. Yeah. Not even close. That's a really good dress. That's a really nice

dress. You could tell the, the design, the tailoring. Yep. The design. You tailor a dress? There's that as soon. Uh, you. We're a fashion show. Yeah. You can tailor it. Yeah. We're fashion show.

First and foremost. That is just a really, it's a really good dress. It's a good dress. I like the cut.

Yeah. It's a good dress. It's a better cut. I like the material too. I'd say that's the second

“best dress I've seen her wear. What, uh, what game are you guys most excited for this weekend?”

You have one? I mean, LSU Clemson. I think that's the, the tigers, the death valleys. I think that the, the shit talking behind the scenes that's going on in front of the scenes that's going on this week where we've had like Davos Swenie turning into vintage Steve Spurrier talking shit about Lane Kiffon directly during press conferences. Um, what was his quote? He said, they need to, uh, no pun intended stay in their lane. Yeah. Uh, which is a good shit talk. If you pre, no pun intended,

then it is intended. Yep. Um, so yeah, Davos has been going after him. LSU's been like

tied up in court this week. Uh, so yeah. That's it. I mean, it's been a crazy,

crazy couple days trying to figure out who's going to be able to play even this weekend. But I'm excited for Louisville, uh, Ole Miss. I think everyone should tune in to Louisville Ole Miss on Sunday night. That's the game we should all watch. Okay. Yeah. I mean, the only ranked matchup. Yeah.

“Oh, we got a football. It had a NFL stadium too, right? Yep. So that's awesome. If you want to”

watch, uh, two teams college football teams playing in a NFL stadium on Sunday night, it's Louisville Ole Miss top 10 team. That's the one. Mm-hmm. Would you disagree play off team? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then in the apple cup and one projected playoff team. Per one of our college football experts. Yes. Yes. That's the, that's the one. I'm just so excited. I'm going to watch. It's not a great week one. We talked about it on Wednesday, but I don't care.

It's just going to have, there's going to be football on our TV all day Saturday. It's going to be awesome. Meems. You got to be, you're ready to go. You're not, are you going outside on Saturday? No. Well, as soon as I leave here till Monday, I'll, I'll be on my couch. You're inside. I'm just inside. It'll be pretty good. I just got a new 70 inch TV. Oh, barely fits on my TV stand. But hell yeah. I am fired up. And if you're not watching football, you're going to be playing

college football video games. Yeah. That'll be on another TV. Got it. We'd be doing both the same time. Probably love that. What, what, what it means is really living those like best life. He really is. Yeah. You are. Like, the idea that you can just be like, all right. See you guys. See you Monday. I'm not going to leave my house. I'm going to watch all the football. Yeah, no. It's a best. I, I've thought about it. I wouldn't trade lives with that anymore. And he won't know. It's so good.

I just make memes. What about Scooter Braun? Yeah, they are. You're a, we're a champion too. And we're all champion. You're a world champion and a softball champion. And then you are a time best selling author. Yeah. Got a lot going for me. Yeah. Some are memes. Some are memes. All right. Any other stories? Before we do our Mount Rushmore duel. Tejon love the only follow-up I had was now I understand why he was wearing the cap of the whole

time. Oh, yeah. It's very, it looks like Mars attacks. He's got a big for it. Yeah. There was, there's some other stuff coming out. The brands are now on to the case. And I, I think these are all

hit them up to see if maybe they'd want him. I think that one might be okay. Maybe it would be funny if he did hit him. And then I saw that there was a DM between him and David Buster's asking if he could have an entire David Buster's location because he hasn't NFL player was coming in with a couple of his

“friends. Love that. With the understanding that that's what NFL players do. I play football professionally.”

So I'm gonna need your entire restaurant. Oh, we just pulled up a CJ shroud. We'll not be signing

extension with the Texans before the season begins. Houston offered strata contract exceeding 50 million

annually. But he's betting on himself to hopefully reach near 60 million. I feel like, yeah, that's not enough of a difference to bet on yourself. That's quite a bet that he's making. That's a, like, 50 and 60. Would you bet? If I gave you $50 million big hat, would you be willing to put it on the line and say, I'm gonna bet that CJ shroud gets a bigger contract than he's already been offered up the end of the season? No. I don't think I'd be willing to bet that bet. I would not make that bet.

I'll get for him for getting offered. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Did you have some or CJ shroud? The Florio had a report. This is why I love Florio. This is why he's the best report that Kyler Murray has been arriving at Vikings facility on time every day. Yeah. But then he further went on to explain that

he's been arriving exactly on time. Not a moment sooner and he's been the first one to leave.

Yeah. So he's been just clocking and clocking out. Not even 15 minutes. That's progress. If I'm, yeah, Kyler Murray, I guess they'd like him to stay like be the first in and last out. Yeah. But I mean, I feel like every team has three different guys that are first in and last out. Yeah, at the same time. Kyler knows exactly what he is. The 2012 Patriots, where they had Tom Brady, Amendola, Welker, and Julie Nettoman, and Danny Woodhead, no one left. Like they probably

carpooled because they could all be first in and last out together. Speaking of that, did you see the the Kingstake Kings for early Adams? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So that was from Ryan Paganetti, who's awesome. His Twitter account ever should go follow it. We got to have fun. But yeah, he did a deep dive. You won't want you to explain to him because it is, it is quite something. So from 2002 to 2019, the Patriots, when opposing teams are kicking a field goal, looking at the video board,

they would put up a feed of the game mirrored basically. So reverse. So if the flags, if you're the kicker and you're looking at the flags on the top of the field goal post, they were going right directly behind that was a video of the same flags going left. And also the same. So you'd see four upgrades. Yeah. Now, this is actually exactly what I tried to tell Brandon that Oklahoma was it, or Nebraska, Illinois, what they should do. Yeah. And then Brandon interrupted me very

rudely and said, while the hill we talked about jumbo trunks. Yeah. He only, if you said, not the only jumbo. I care about jumbo shrimp. They fraud. Pretty walk. Like, like, this great idea. Maybe maybe could have heard it first of part of my take if Brandon shut his fat mouth. And it's

“not so this was not illegal. This was just doing everything they can. Like, I think I think”

someone crunched the stats and it was like a 5% change in in kicking accuracy, which yes, what if you get a 5% change and I could swing a game. Good boost. It's pretty crazy. Yeah. We did you feel pride when you saw that. Yeah. I mean, that's about what you love to see. That is those are the good old days. That's about what you check it is absolutely back in. Yeah. Don't you win the good old days? The bell check already Adams or. But now it's new. Good new days.

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We've discussed a lot. We have discussed that. Yeah. It was that. We discussed becoming days on love. Yeah. For a different team. Maybe making a hip-hop country album. Yeah. There's a lot on the table. But we're going to do so. How the duel is going to work? They do not know what the Mount Rushmore topics are. It's all off the top of the head. How much time are we going to give you guys? How much time do you think you need? Thirty-sixty seconds? I would like memes

is my gun. Okay. memes is my gun. Okay. Why? Just in case. You think there might be some shenanigans. There it is. Oh. That's totally fair. I actually agree with that. A hundred percent. Sixty seconds each? Is that not enough? 90 seconds? Yeah. I think 90 seconds to two minutes might be good. All right. We'll be trying to pick pit topics that you can think about stuff off the top of your head. And so there should be three poles. We'll put them out. What? Consecury of every half hour or

“something. And then it's just best of three. I think that's what we did last year. Right memes.”

We're doing some of the show in the morning. By the time we record the rest of the show in the afternoon, it should be done. What? The pole should be out. Do we do the pole? We do the poles in real time. Oh really? Yeah. Is that what we're doing? Yeah. That's what we did. Okay. I kind of like that. Yeah. Okay. So we'll find out. So what do you get to firefest? You'll find out. Yeah. I didn't I don't remember us doing that. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like instant. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Instant

instant poles. So I'll just do it at one every half hour. Yeah. And then we'll find out. Okay.

Okay. All right. You guys ready for your first Mount Rush. Yeah sir. All right. Who's it? Who's going

first? I think Zach. Zach is going first. Okay. We would like two here. You have 90 seconds. We would like to hear the Mount Rushmore of guys names. My mic is on. Mike's on. 90 seconds to discuss between us guys. Guys names. Mount Rushmore. It should be really hard not to just verbalize my names that I've been thinking about right now. But we wanted to start. We wanted to ease them into something that like these guys know guys. Yeah. Right. They don't know guys names. If there's one

thing they know it's dude's name. It's also very subjective, uh, open-ended Mount Rushmore that could be very funny because it's like who's to say. A lot of names out there. A lot of names to go through. Just think of any names. Hank is Hank is doodle. He's got a heart next to a couple of them.

I mean names have always he's ready to Hank and then other guys last name. Hmm. It's paper.

Hmm. Okay. Same signature. Zach, how is Zach doing? By the way, what are we going to do for our so smart move by Hank taking this? Take him to heaven. The mic is still on. Yeah. But we're monitoring. All right. Well, memes PFT and I, but we should discuss real quick what we let the timer go down. What, what is the second one we want to do? Is the one that we were thinking of? I think it's WLTWO. Yeah. And then the third should it be the one we were talking

about or should it be the one that I just, I think it's the one that we're talking about. Okay. I want to hear. Yeah. Okay. Perfect. And we got what they go with it. Okay. Agreed. A couple more seconds. We should use, we should use Zach's alarm clock as the timer. Hmm. You got 10 seconds. 10 seconds.

“10 seconds. Second seconds. Zach is just starting writing. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Time. That's what you mean.”

I guess the, there's, you can, you can keep writing. It's just, you have to make a pick when you're

picked up. Yep. Zach. Okay. Mount Rushmore of Guy's names. Zach. You're first.

We talked a first and last. No. What? Sky's name. Sky's name. All right. Okay. Yeah. All right. I got you. Yeah. First pick for me is going to be Devontae. Okay. All right. Good pick. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to go with Guy. Okay. Okay. And Jalen. Oh. Good pick. All right. These are good picks. I'm going to go with Muhammad. Okay. Yeah. Probably the most popular name I think. What's there. So many guys named. I think it's like okay. Per capita. It's maybe the number one. You're going with more guys named that way.

Not just okay. Are you going for the amount of people on that specific pick? I like the

“volume pick. Okay. I think Hank was doing that made with Jalen too. Yeah. Jalen's not a bad pick.”

All right. You have another one. Zach. Oh. Next pick. I'm going to go with Drew.

Just true. Yeah. Just Drew. Yeah. Was your Andrew if he's in trouble wise, Muhammad? You know Drew.

“Drew. It was your thought process behind Drew. Cool name. Okay. All right. Good pick. Good pick.”

This is tickling me a lot. Okay. Hank. Hank also like looks so deathly serious. It's like you just got to say guys worried. Yeah. I just don't know how to. Yeah. So you have so far Jalen and guy. We're going to William. Okay. William. You want it written as William? Will. You want will. Yeah. Okay. I like that. I actually like that change a lot. I think that was a very smart change with the graphic. And Tygo Bill. Oh, Tiger. Tiger. Okay. Not kind of a nick name.

Yeah. Good pick. It's too late. Yeah. It's off the piece. Okay. I like Will. Will's great. Family and real great. Yeah. Actually it usually will. That I know are undrafted. I'm going to rate your Richard. Richard strong. Yep. All right. When else do you guys have on that list? I thought we were going to maybe get some more traditional like a Eric Zach Max Caleb Drake. I want to

“do Drake. But that's why I don't want to give it all away. But I think Tiger probably did”

anyway. Dan Dave John Jack Mark. Jack is Jack is a big miss in my mind. Jack is a strong guy's name. I didn't realize that Jack is a nickname for John. Yeah. Yeah. Lil Wayne Ross Scotty Tiger Marcus. Marcus. Okay. Her names of everyone in this room except Shane and Connor. Can we get clarification on a couple of spellings? Yeah. Sure. How do you know this? WILO. How do you want to volunteer spill? There's a few different ways you can go about it. We'll go to what you got

right there. Okay. And how would you like Jalen? J. A. L. E. N. That's smart. No smart. Yeah. I thought there would be more like I like Frank. Frank's a good one. Tom Zach means said that you you waited until like the last five seconds start writing down names. What was the thought process there? There was a conflict in my head if it was just first name what we do in first and last like for my first pick. One one I did have Tom Cruise but Tom Cruise is a guy. Tom Cruise is

a guy. Tom Cruise is not a name. Yeah. Tom is a good one. Tom Cruise is a solid name. Yeah. I agree with that. Tofu. Joe Joseph. Joseph is good. Joseph is a good one. Yeah. Joseph's a good one. Joseph's a good one. Joseph's a good one. Yeah. Joseph's a good one. Yeah. Joseph's a good one. Yeah.

Joseph's a good one. People call him. People call names always are just strong. Elijah. Maybe not.

No, that would have, I don't know if Elijah would have played. Drew is very funny. I don't know why. Screw. Is he cool? I don't know if that would play. Hey, who do you think be able to cool? Yeah, Jesus. He's Jesus. He's been a banger. Yeah. Jesus. Tim. My Mike's on by the way is actually just talking. Yeah, loud. That's good. He's talking to the mic. Are you guys feel good about that? Because we're going about to go to the second. I don't think either one

of them feels good enough. If I'm reading their body language, both are no, are tariff. No. All right. PFT, you want to say with the second mile rush Morris? Yeah. Absolutely. The second mile rush Morris is going to be the worst lines to wait in. The worst lines were waiting lines to wait in. I am going to set the timer. I'm going to give you guys minute and a half. Worst lines to wait in. Okay. Boys, the timer is up. Are we ready? Yeah. This is the melt

rush more of worst lines to wait in. There's a lot of them. A lot of them. I can't think of many

good ones. No. And so, Hank, you go first, right? Yep. DMV. Great pick. That's got to be one one.

Got to be. Got to be. Because it goes out of order too. Yeah. Yeah. That's bullshit. It is number socks. Great pick. Zach. We go with the restroom. Rest room. Okay. That's kind of chalk one, too.

“Yeah. That's really good. I mean, when you have the piss and you have to wait in line,”

that is the most infuriating feeling in the world. Not a great pick. Yeah. I'm next. I'm going to go with Chipotle line. Okay. Okay. And why? Because I just been 30 deep in this polling line every time. Okay. And you want to eat and you can't eat and it's right in front of you. And you can't get there. You want to get to the right church quickly as possible. And you're just doing small talk with people you don't know. You can't see all the food right in front of you. Yeah.

And there's the worst win. Like someone three ahead of you is ordering for like five people. Oh, yeah. They got a birthday party or like after school. Oh, yeah. I'm going to do a burrito. Then I'm going to do a burrito bowl and do tacos. Yeah. I mean, what was that face? I saw

at first. I was like, they're normally pretty quick. And then what Bigad just said,

will drive you to keep putting tortillas in the machine. Yeah. That will drive you. You guys are getting caught like awkwardly right at the door too. So you're the guy like you're in the

open. But maybe not. Yeah. That's brutal. All right. Thank you. I'm going to go airport security. Yeah.

“That's right. I thought that was going to go second and totally though and and bar.”

Yeah. To get in or line to get to the bar. Line to get in. Strong. I'm going to say right now Zach needs a Hail Mary because that was. Hey. You're crushing this one. Thank you. Good pick. I'm going to put but Chipotle. Chipotle. That's a little annoying. I'm going to go amusement park. Yeah. Good pick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I go fast pass. And then I'm going to go gas station during a hurricane. Yep. Nothing worse. All right. Should we go to the next

amount rush where you want to do your last pick? You don't even have to. Sure. We'll go a concession stand. Okay. That's good. I mean, Zach, tell me about your experience, uh, wait in line to get gas during a hurricane. It just, it just 50 cars backed up and you're thinking are they going to run out of gas? Do they got gas? You know, they're jacking up the prices. You're sitting in the car. In pending doom storm. Maybe death coming, which is like we got to get gas

“for the house. Gas for the car. Yeah. And that's what his answer is terrifying. So you're scared”

in line. You don't know if you're going to make it home. Then you're home. Yeah. Okay. Good. Okay. Um, good. Feel like maybe, uh, uh, good movie concession stand. I guess you did concession say it was that everything. I was thinking like a sports sports, but I was, I was, I was thinking about line to get a drink at the bar. Mm. That's a bad line, too. Yeah. Although that one, that one's like a sideways kind of like you feel like you have more control over them. You can,

you can, yeah, you can, you can, you can cut, but just by having good eye contact and good like motion awareness line to get into the plane. I won't kind of sucks, too. Like poured out, bedline. Yeah, but it's like you're, everyone's, you're taking off the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Good. Uh, Mount Rushmore Hank. Thank you. Zach, Chipotle. Do we need to, we need some people stuck in that Chipotle line, too. That's right. The poles will go out during lunch. So you need

everyone who's literally looking at it while in a Chipotle line. There's ups and downs of a duel, you know? Yeah. I would even say like the line to vote in general sucks. Yeah, customer service lines.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100. Mm-hmm. Then just never goes down. Autograph line, you feel like a loser.

Yeah. Autograph or picture line at a porn convention has got it's a sock. Yeah. Hospital. Yeah. That one sucks. Last guy and like a little Phillips gang bang. Yeah. But I, you're probably making small talk with the guys around you at that point. Yeah, it's top though. You're like, hey, you're horny too. Same. Come on. Come on. Yeah. All right. Last one. Is that a good one? How do you think it's going? I, yeah. You can go anyway. Hank's,

Tiger was that great to have by Hank. Tiger was a bad pick. Okay. Here is the last one. The last one. Is the Mount Rushmore. Tiger's. I'm in a name. A dumb things you think. You guys got it? Yeah. The promise. Hank's still thinking about Tiger. Yeah. Tiger's not even a name.

It's what he said. It's the Tiger's inside it's head right now. Zach got Muhammad in the second round.

“I think all time number one name. Okay. They're thinking about it. Some things you think.”

But Zach got totally. So yeah. Chipotle is so fucking a gas station turn. I imagine gas station during hurricane would actually suck. It sucks. You've done it? Yeah. Hurricanes any. Dang. Tough. It might be a little limiting. Oh, it's whole time I was thinking like actual like in the convenience store portion of the gas station. I wasn't really nice. Oh, no, no. It lines down the road. It really is brutal. Yeah. But that one, that's, that's, that's it.

You got to live in a certain part of the country to, to, yeah. It's a very niche. But important for Florida. Florida comes out for, if, if you get out the vote in Florida, Zach, you could be in, could be cooking. Yep. There's a number one state for determining elections. I can't wait to hear what they say about this. Okay. Zach is four strong right now. He's four strong. All right.

Can't see Hank's list, but he is writing. You got this boys. I didn't give him an extra 30 seconds. Yeah. I give him an extra 30 seconds. I have, I haven't even said it time or so. Zach's brain is home and now. Oh, confirmed, home and I see it. Confirmed, home and he's thinking, how is he writing though? I mean, this should be a way up for Zach. You can't wait to write.

soccer, the baseball pad is, she's smart move. So fine, smart Zach. Really, so smart.

Is that kind of does have a cheat code in this, but, well, no, Hank has some dumb thoughts too. Yeah,

“don't get it twisted. That's why we thought this was the perfect one. Number Hank, sometimes just”

thinks about Joe Rogan interviewing him about how his day went. Yeah. There's, there's dumb thoughts going around in this room right now. Yeah. All right. That was time. You guys need a little more time. You got it. You feel good? You first hanker me first. Uh, me first. Okay. All right. Okay. Hank, you're up. This is the Mount Rushmore. No, no. It's Zach first. Yep. You literally just went first. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. First thought popped in my head. I'm going to go with

are those real. You can pick. Okay. Could pick. Good pick. Okay. I'm not, I'm not any good at telling. I'm so really bad so bad. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just assumed they're all real.

Yeah. Because they're just all boobs. And I'm, yeah. I would never think anything to ferries.

That's where I feel dumb. Sneaky about boobs. Like, oh, yeah. Those are boobs. That's what we're real. I will go with. I'm going to win all my bets. Yeah. The pair really dumb thought. And I'm going to get in shape. Wait. Okay. When I think that, it's not dumb, but yeah. Good pick. No, that's a really dumb thought that I think all the time. Like every, I'm actually other daily thoughts. I'm actually about to bet every game this weekend. Think I'm going to win them all.

And then Monday, I've already decided is when I'm going to start my journey to get in shape. I'm not joking. Those are those two things. When I had a compilation of us talking about this on the show. What? What? I'm just going to get in shape. I was like to see that. It's like me, wow. It's different. This is different this time. I'm going to go with. Could I jump over this? Yeah. Okay. Yes. And then I'm going to go with.

I like could I jump over this? Did I lock my door? Okay. All right. Um, what do you think about what do you think? Like, could I jump over this? Give me an example. I walk into like the story. You know, the things that block the cars and people come in the tragedies. You're like, should I hop this? Or like, a couple of cases of water on the floor? Should I hop this? Yeah. You know? Because anytime you get in the air, it's dangerous.

All right. I'd say Hank's got a pretty strong lead. I don't know. And he literally said to that we think you might say tiger. Yeah. I'm going to go. It's tiger name with how our language is invented. You can pick one. I can't pick one. Yeah. It makes no fucking sense. And just translations people can see multiple languages sign language. Not of it. It

hurts my brain to think about. Uh, and then this one did I already shampoo? Okay. All right. Okay. Like in the shower? Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. It's a dumb thought. And when it happens, when you have to think about it, it's like fuck. Yeah. Yeah. This is dumb thought. I'm really dumb. But I think I did. Mm-hmm. Good pick. But just in case. I'm going to go with do we see the same colors? Mm-hmm. And then I'm going to go with, um, do you have another pick?

“No. No. That was it. I think that's just so man. What an end about Russia or season. What would it have been?”

Oh, I don't have another pick. Yep. Never mind. No, no, but what would it have been?

Oh, I didn't have one. What do you mean about to say something? You had one. That's the thing. I thought I had to pick another pick. I didn't have another pick. I was really just trying to find another pick right there. Which six are in now? Yeah, they're not going to pick. No, you have another pick. Tell us the other. Well, this list was, you picked four. I wrote down dumb things you think. And then I just thought of things you think. So my list is not the best dumb things you think. But tell me. What did I forget is on here?

What did I just forget is on here? Did I just step on a crack is on here? Uh-huh. And then, uh, how did they meet each other is on here? Huh. And then, Yeah. Yeah. Now, you know, look, it's a duel. Well, the other one I had was how to play in his fly. Yeah. How do boats? We'll talk later. Yeah.

“By the aircraft carriers. I think about that for two longs. You know what the fuck?”

Pointed displacement. Yeah. Good duel. I feel you guys feel good about the duel.

You think you got him? I thought of had him in the last two. You definitely won one. Yeah. You won the second one.

“Yeah. Chipotle. I don't know. Chipotle. A lot of people go to Chipotle. I think that's Hanks.”

Uh, the first one I think is going to be close. Yep. Very close. Depends on how the Muhammad vote comes out. Yep. I think that is a swing vote. Yeah. The great mistake here is going pen and paper. I should have went notes app. Any time we're going pen and paper, I get distracted with the pen. And you were the one who brought the pen and paper out. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

We mean distract with the pen. You start doodleing. You know, and then now you're not writing down answers. You start. Yeah. Tough. I knew I shouldn't use the pen. That sucks. Good doodle me. You're a good dohank. Good dolesack. Good doodle. Way to be. It's a pleasure. All right. Good job boys. We'll see how it goes. We'll actually have the results for what we do firefest. So let's get to our interview with Stavi. We'll get to Stavi this second.

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And now, here's Stavis. Okay, we now welcome on a very very special guest. It is our good friend, Stavros. Stavis. He's in studio. What's up boys? It's great to see you got a new special coming out on Tuesday on Netflix. Very excited for it. By the way, congrats on being on the cover of New York Times Best Seller. It means a lot of this is our way of just coming. We actually did an accidental genius thing where we put all of our friends on the cover. So then when they come on,

we say, "Hey congrats on being on New York Times Best Seller." Like, "Oh congrats on New York." Oh, shit. I didn't even want to mention it. Yeah, I just want to let you know you're on. You did it. It's you. I'm addressing you. I mean, this is, this is, I am flattered to make the cut, but you guys having a New York Times Best Seller is a mark of the decline of society. It is the Thomas thing out. You, you two are barely literally. Yeah.

To let alone everybody who works here. We said it in saying. We said it multiple times,

but there's a, there's a, there's an open parentheses on page eight that never gets close. That happened

in a real book. It's so, so fucking stupid. On the cover. What even is this, you guys just remembering podcast? It's like, hey, it's a book of, oh, that one time. Dude, half the book is all other people wrote it for us. Yeah. Yeah, we actually, we had our guests that were our most popular guests, right in chapters. And then they can say, "Hey, we're in this book, you've already read these things." Yeah. And then on the cover of the amount of people that have confused you and Ryan Rassillo

has been stuck, we have a similar look. We have a similar look. We have a similar look. We'll show what I have my hair if he wasn't a coward. If he wasn't a fucking shaving coward. That's true.

You know, it's not going to expect, it's pat it out. Yeah. It's like, you, like, this is the, this is the kind of work that's like to get a C minus in a community college history paper. Yeah. But because our world sucks, Dick. Yeah. It's a New York Times Best Seller. I was actually like, I love reading a random past. Let's look. Can I actually the book and flip to a random past? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not joking. I was like mentally

struggling when they were like, your New York Times Best Seller, I'm like, I shouldn't be. Yeah. He's polishes. Okay. Here we go. And owed to Jerry O'Connell. I mean, what the

“fuck are we doing here? Yeah. Yeah. I like Jerry, too, but who wrote that? Jerry O'Connell?”

By Charlie Barchette. Oh, that was, uh, we had, we had our own fans write chapters. - What the fuck is this? - So you guys just cut up a little bit of it. - You guys got a little man in the book. - How much in the book?

- You got a week of comments in the video. - We give away a chapter of the book. - So, just a little bit of a chapter of the book. - Congratulations to Charlie Barchett on being a New York Times Best.

(laughing) - What a scam. - What a wrap. - You're fucking right. - You believe we got away with this shit?

- This is so funny.

- All of this is ultimately to funnel money

from like Deloitte to gambling websites. (laughing) - That's your entire business model. - Yeah. - Oh man.

- It's so funny, funny. I've defined you to open it up to a literal fan's chapter. - It's such a piece of shit that it's so fucking funny. Some fucking guy who listens. - No.

- And don't disrespect Charlie. I'm sure you're a beautiful guy. - Yeah. - The irony is that's probably the most well written stuff. - That's probably.

- Absolutely. - Oh, absolutely.

“- You're smart of it, not like you spell check.”

- Yeah. - Yeah. - That's so funny. - He was like a little nervous like I don't want to send them, you know, an absolute piece of garbage.

- Anything else to do? - So I'm gonna have to like run this by a proofreader. - He probably had his mom look at over it. - Yeah. - So we didn't even do respect.

- That's awesome. - We'll congratulate. - All right. So I am happy that while the same way with me,

like I, this is my second Netflix special.

- Yeah. - Society is down, but we're up. - Yeah, right, everyone who weirdly started a podcast in 2016, we have the 2016 podcast brotherhood. It appears God chose us as people.

We keep winning that we don't deserve. - The history books are gonna write what happened to the decline of like, you know, the Roman Empire. - The Roman Empire.

- The American Empire. It's like, well, they had like, guys like Stavion, Big Cat PFT is cultural leaders. (laughing) (laughing)

- Most of the dumbest... - 20, 20, 16, this gorilla got shot. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And then Big Bang.

- Yeah, people started listening to these fucking guys. - Yeah, dude. - And everything fell apart. - Absolutely.

- And we watched the special folks, even though we don't deserve to be.

If you bought the fucking book,

- Yeah. - The special, yeah. - Watch the special. - Yeah, I are compared to the book. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I did work harder. I definitely worked harder on the special than you worked on the book. - Yeah, sure. - Oh, absolutely.

- Well, we did, we, the book, we, we crammed. I assume you didn't cram the special. - We did not. - We did. - Two weeks before you got ready to joke.

- Like, five percentages, we did work really, really hard on the book for about, yeah, 14 days. Non-stop. - So it was so nice. - I was like, every day, I was doing that.

- I was like, I mean, you've been on fire. I was just telling you before I loved you. - I loved you and you go, Nia. - Mm-hmm, yeah. - Tires is great.

- Do you tire season three? - It's three, yeah. - Everyone go, I isn't gonna be a Shane Gillis suck up, which we do love Shane, but like-- - He can suck Shane.

- Yeah. - I mean, I mean, Shane is the man. Like, those guys are so fucking funny and fun to work with. And like, yeah, that's the beauty of a dude, Shane. - Tires season one was a web series

that Netflix bought for us. - Yes. - And by the season three, this was the one where I was like, oh, fuck, we're doing a real show. - Yeah, right.

- Right? - The right thing? - The stunt, like the, the, the, the, the, just the whole thing looked different. And it actually was like, not only that,

but it wasn't just a comedy. Like, it pulled a little bit. - Yeah, it was like some real acting. - Yeah, like acting in like, like drama and like, oh, fuck, I just felt something different

than just laughing at these guys being very funny. But you were great in it. - Thank you, bro. - Oh, a role you were born to play. (laughing)

- Is it hard to have it?

“Did you have to method act to become a sex addict?”

- It was hard to be a horny, Greek guy kind of giving too much to his career. - Yeah. - It was really hard. - It was really hard.

- Yeah, so I keep getting, and look, I've been playing fat scumbags. I think it's time. I've got to play action for the rest of the time, a fat cuck in tire season three.

- Yeah, that's nice. - That's true. - But I'd like to play one more spiritual, you know, like, like, you know, like your uncle, that shit wasn't going good for him.

- Yeah, I would love to play like a fat ball, the accountant whose wife is fucking getting fucked on the side. - Yeah. - That's my next role.

- Yes, I've played scumbags. I'd like, yeah, exactly. - I'd like to play a sympathetic career. - A guy we all feel bad for. - Exactly.

- And then you end up with like, the hottest, you know? - Or maybe it ends up bad for me.

- I mean, I did, I saw the Odyssey this summer

and I thought like much, you know, a lot of other people

“online, I was like, this, where are all the Greeks?”

- That's it, that's it, that is a tough subject for me 'cause it was between me and Tom Holland for telemarker. So yeah. - It's tough, I don't usually like disclose that Hollywood

insider stuff, but we were the last two and he just edged me out. - Yeah. - We needed more Greeks. By the way, I think we do have a cuck in the year,

yeah, we do hang on the one side. - Yeah, we got the area. - No, I don't wanna, for saying that his entire, the entirety of his family beat him up for saying it's one negative thing about Kamala.

(laughing) - He said to Bill Marr. - Well, that's no way, that's the way for the live of the year to be behaving. - Yeah.

- That would be Jersey Jersey. - Oh, Jersey Jersey. - I mean, you're talking about the fall of civilization. President Biden gave the award to Jersey Jersey. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, that sounds about right out. - Yeah.

- Okay, so you're mentally Biden is Jersey Jersey.

- I don't know if you're Jersey Jersey, it's actually like, it like, it like bums me out that we've lost some things in, like, the rock and jok, Dan Cortez, like, what was it like, MTV, it was rock and jok. Like I'm mad that we don't have that anymore

because like we would definitely have presidents playing in that. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, fucking right. - You know.

- On Passion Kick. - Yeah, that would be a presidential, upon Passion Kick, I would love to see that. - It would be, yeah.

“- I think some other folks can even like take a walk.”

- Yeah. - It's crazy. - Because it would be like JD events if I'm in a carment of like, yeah, I need that here bikini top falls off, and yeah, it's a whole thing.

So this is the cup of the year trophy. - Okay. - Oh, I see such a man on the chair. - So in many ways, Jerry, the Jerry's are sort of mirror images of you.

- Yeah, they are. - They're very similar. - They're changing. - Yeah. - So this is something a shoot for a stop.

Maybe next time. - I'll get there. - But you, dude, it's been awesome to watch you. Like, I don't want to, I don't want to, like, totally blow you, but it's, you're like,

blowing up and you don't know what's happening. - Podcasts, I am as confused as everybody else. - You're, like, it's so fucking cool to see. - Thanks, man. - It is, it is fucking crazy.

Like, I don't understand how, I mean, again, just lucky I answered one of Shane's texts four years ago, 'cause like, hey, we're shooting something. It'll be fun. I was like, all right, fuck it.

That changed my life. - Yeah. - And then just like, you know, I don't understand why, like, you know, crowdwork clips went viral as fuck for two years,

but they did. And then I got to just have big ass Netflix specials. And then the one that really makes no sense is why I got to just act immediately. - Yeah.

- I think some fat actor, like, God is trying to punish him. I think like, I am sort of like, hey, you worked your whole life. You're a Shakespeare trained actor, but you've sinned too hard.

So we're gonna find the dumbest fatdest guy from the worst parts of entertainment podcast thing. And we're gonna elevate him to a movie star. I think I'm actually the villain and somebody else is Truman.

- This is, this is the feelings I had about the boy. - Yes, someone spent years and years. - There's real sports journalists. - Later in over like writing and journalism. - Yeah.

- And then we just shit out half of them, half of books. We even write the whole thing. - Of course. - And they're like, yeah, they, yeah, that's who you are.

Someone out there, it's Paul Thomas Walter. - Yeah, yeah, Paul Walter, how's he? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That honestly might be true, dude. - Yeah.

- What did he do? - He's gonna win an Oscar one day. - Yeah, he's an actual good actor. - Yeah, he's a good actor. - You're a good actor.

- Did you act before any of this? - Not right, dude. Baltimore School for the Arts Six Grade Summer Twigs program. That was the, that was the entirety of my acting. And then it's, it was called the Summer Twigs.

So you guys went literally an act week. - A bundle of sticks? - Yeah, I suppose. - Yeah, I suppose that's true. And we'll keep it at that.

(laughing) Again, this is where your friends being a literate helps us. - Yeah. (laughing)

- Oh, I graduated from the British cigarette. - Yeah, that's a big thing. - Yeah, I think it's the British cigarette. - Oh, a little bit.

- Yeah, dude, it was like the one I've never,

you know, I just kind of was like a guy who was like, man, it'd be awesome to just be the fat neighbor in a sitcom. - Mm-hmm. - And it just did kind of happen. I'm not the fat neighbor of the fat assistant manager

at a tire shop. - Yeah. - That's all, dude. The, the, the max of my career was always like be the fat guy who pops in seven times, you know, once every seven scenes.

- Yeah. - To like split his pants, you know, sit on a woopy cushion, do that kind of stuff so I'm sure. - Hawaiian shirt exactly, so I'm happy to,

if I could stay here for the rest of my life, it would be awesome. - You basically like grew up and you're like being like, if I could just be new men or Kevin James. - Kevin James, yeah, exactly.

Which way? - Yeah. - It's the fucking meme. It's like, new men or Kevin James. Kevin James was the North Star.

- You know, it's not joking. - Like, oh, King of Queens, dude. - Yeah. - I actually have a joke in a special where I was like,

“I'm mad because that's not what life is like”

for fat people. - Yeah. - Like, it's actually fucked up, they showed fat little boys that this is what life becomes 'cause it's like, no, sleep apnea. It's back problems, no, it's not getting hard

'cause you had too big a sandwich. - Dude, that's what it's actually like to be fat. - It's a whole, it's a whole like, dead body.

dead bodies, they want, yeah. - Tads who are ripped. - Absolutely. - That's different. - That would be the best one, but they'll settle,

they'll settle for somebody who looks like shit.

- Yeah, there's always, like every fat guy

in every TV show, every commercial, has just like a nine out of 10 smoking wife. - He's always complaining about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, man around the wins that.

- It's a slogan in Jason Seagall fucked it up too. - All their movies. - They got a little sex, that's a great point. - Yeah. - Seth Rogan started fat and slowly became kind of sexy.

- Right. - And Seagall too when he shows his nice fat hog. - Yeah. - That was a big moment. Forgetting Sarah Marshall, they're hanging dong.

When the protagonist of an apathaproduce movie has a nice fat cock, and he's not some fat guy with a little dick, that was when it all comes down for us. (laughing)

- Oh man. - But yeah, so, all right, so the special, where'd you film it? - Film didn't Baltimore at the lyrics. - Oh yes. - It was, yeah.

“- I was gonna say, everything in your life is going well,”

except the Lamar will never win the big one.

- Okay, what is this about? Why the fuck are you saying stuff like that? - What do you mean? He's winning at this fucking year dude, championship loaded.

We got mentor, we got the boy genius back there, fucking setting up our defense. Fuck you. - Like that. That's why Caleb's a piece of shit.

He's a fucking boss. And I was about to just hit PFT for no reason, but you didn't say it. - I was getting worked up. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna waste your effort.

- I appreciate that. I was actually gonna ask you a more positive question where it's like having Nate Bargazzi as your head coach. - He doesn't look like Nate. - Yeah, that's a lot.

- Yeah. Listen, the Ravens, I hope that I hope you get your wishes filled this year. - Thank you. - Is it Super Bowl on your birthday again?

- It's not, I don't actually, I don't know. I don't think it is. - Which birthday? - February 11th? - No.

- I think Super Bowl this year's, - Didn't they move it for, it's Valentine's Day? - Yeah, that's all that's right, yeah, yeah. So I do think you've got a decent chance. You know, a little change of pace.

I do feel like Harball moved on pretty quick after you guys. - He did. - He was like classic like the second, the second you get divorced, you get a trophy wipe. Like New York is totally a busted.

The giants are a busted woman with big fake tits 'cause it's like, you know, it's used to be hot, there's some history there, but it's like, you just, it's kind of like going bezos, like bezos, that's what the giants are,

a lot of history, you know, and you're trying to give it a face lift, you know, that's what part,

“and I think he will be good for them, honestly,”

but, you know, it's tough. I think as long as we got Lamar, we got Derek Henry, and if we can, I mean, look, Matt and B.K. comes back, that's the thing, our edges are fucking nice.

- No, I think you guys are gonna be good, I was just, but like, don't fuck, don't fuck with me, big cat, you piece of shit. 'Cause it is one of those things where I'm like, I want, I need Lamar to get to everything

to click for one. - Yeah, and you got Max Crosby. - All right. (laughs) - We did fine on that, all right? - You actually, we actually, we did pretty well. - We finished the situation in a weird way.

- It was actually a nice spot where it's like, you're like, oh fuck, we got Max Crosby's incredible. - Of course. - You're like, oh, we gave up that for Max Crosby, and then it flipped and you're like, oh, now we got, okay, so we just give it to you guys.

- So we just give it to you guys, we're not fighting shit. - Yeah, who's not Max Crosby, but still. - But he's not, you know, we didn't give anything up. - I think you guys are gonna be in a better spot because I do think the hard-bought thing,

like, he's a very good coach, but it does get stale at some point. - Anyway, like, you just lose the message. Having someone new, it's gonna be similar, 'cause it's very, like, Josh Allen and Lamar similar situations through coaches that maybe it got stale

and now they got new guys, like, could it be the thing that propels them? - Absolutely. And I think for both of those guys, it did feel a little late. I mean, yeah, I love hard-bought, obviously,

but to me, I mean, I will never stop thinking about that year,

where it was on my birthday, because it felt like so perfect. - That was such a good idea. - It was like, he goes at, we win, and then it was like, we still had Mike and Mike stage, and it was like, and like, I had this entire fairy tale where it's like,

hard-bought, like, at the ceremonies, like, and here's your next head coach, and he goes, he becomes a ceremonial GM, but it was clear, hard-bought wasn't ready to, you know, these guys don't wanna hang it up.

“And again, I think it'll be good for the giants,”

they need to, like, a floor. - Okay, they're ready for the giants. - Exactly, they're gonna get a little jacked. - Exactly, yeah, eventually they'll eat through it. - Yeah, yeah.

- That's the playoffs, they gotta get the playoffs, but then get there first. - Yeah, yeah. - Are you Nick's fan? We were talking about this during the playoff.

- I am. - 'Cause I thought that you were, and I think Big Cat was like, he's more of a Yana's fan. - Yana's over everything, bro. - Absolutely, so I would love to make this kid and talk to you guys about it as sports bros.

Because I think I have an air tight. Some of my friends were like, making fun of me about being a Nick's fan on this championship run, particularly Joe List that Boston piece of shit.

But I think I moved to New York, 12 win-poursing is was drafted. - 12 or 13 years ago to remember when. - I grew up in Baltimore, I'm not gonna be a fuck, you know this, I'm not gonna be a wizard.

- You don't believe in the wiz? - No, dude, wiz or back. - But, like, I'm not from DCS. - This is a trick for PFT to have you bring up the wiz. - That's a great point, that's a great point.

- That's a great point, that's a great point, that is a good point.

any hope ever, in a really long time, exactly. Just a little bit of wizards talking all of a sudden, everybody's like, whoa, this is way too much, but, you know, I'm interested to see what happens,

but I could never do that.

Like it would be like being from Chicago and running from Milwaukee, a sense, right? - Right, right, right, right, right. - Be like, somewhere from Milwaukee, running from Chicago, it's the smaller city,

has to get cocked and root for the bigger city. I never wanted to do that, and so when I moved to New York, if Baltimore had a team, I would be the biggest super fan of all time, like, that's my favorite sports. It's much, I love football, basketball's my favorite sport.

I would be fucking, I would be Jack Nicholson for Baltimore, right? - And you ride for yawness. - And I ride for yawness, so.

“- And you ride for, do you ride for yawness's brother?”

The same way, 'cause that's kind of bullshit if you don't. I do, but, you know, sounds like you don't. - Well, listen, I do 'cause he's always been on the same roster the whole thing. - Right, I know, but now, or the nicks.

- Didn't want to get left in Milwaukee? - Yeah, I mean, don't pick them up with that. - So you have to, like, I'll be there. - I need you to, like, league past bucks games. - Yeah, yeah.

- The Nassas are what I was doing. - The Nassas are what I was doing. - The Nassas are what I was doing. I don't think, which one is it? Gosh, that's a Nassie, I don't, there's four of this.

Gosh, that's a Nassie, Alex, I think that Nassie's out now. - No, okay. - Okay, the business mind. - Okay, a shrewd man. - Yeah.

- I will not say anything bad about a single that the Cumbo brother, nice try big cat. - I mean, the honest, this is a big, we're in another one, it's gotta be now. - And listen, I like, I mean, you know,

they have such an incredible coach. He can fake, like, going to Miami is one of those places where you're like, "All right, I mean, "it was about to be doomsday when it was fucking Boston. "I was going to fucking kill my son."

- Yeah, that would've been tougher. - I couldn't, it would've canceled out. - Yeah. - There was no, I wouldn't turn your back on 'em. - I would've had to, good fellas, give them $1,300,

and be like, I turned my back on, you know, I have to root against. I couldn't, I couldn't, it would be the weirdest thing it would be like, I would see his face and be happy and see his jersey and cry.

Like, I think I would've lost my mind. - Yeah.

“- Would you have to watch, like, you know.”

- His yourself that he wasn't actually Greek. - Like, told yourself a tale, like, actual, you know. - Oh, yeah, who really can out by now? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - No, I didn't love you too much, I couldn't do it. - It would be hard, but I didn't, luckily, didn't have to do it.

- Guess we'll never know.

- Guess we'll never know. - Yeah. - I'll never root for my aim, like, if they come against the nicks, I'd root for the nicks, but, like, I don't like that it's a rivalry with a like, the timber wolves would have been awesome for example. - We're just some- - Need him to go to the Sacramento Kings. - No, I don't want to be bad, but it just, like, somewhere cool, you know, anyway.

But I'm pumped, I think that, like, you know, I just want to see what he does. My name is a fun city. If I have to get down there and see some games, hey, yeah. - Yeah, it's not the worst thing in the world. - Have you talked to him?

- No. - 'Cause, 'cause, hasn't said moral talk to him? - He was at a benefit, he was at a benefit where he was there, and I just missed him. I was sick, Sam invited me, and I was sick that day. - He just, you know, he was going to be there?

- No, I had no fucking idea. - If you were sick, and you were going to meet him, like, you were going to go on, right? - Would you have gotten him dead? - Or would you have felt like, oh, shit, maybe I shouldn't meet him, maybe I'd go, good boy. - Maybe this would be saving his life by staying home.

- That's a good point. I probably would have, I don't remember how sick I was. If I, I probably would have masked up, you know, still like the COVID mass laying around, made sure, but like, he would have think, he would have thought I'm an insane person. - Yeah, because it was also like a, like a gala, I think you had to wear a suit and tie. I would have been up there, Mastor. - Oh, yeah. - I would have put it on just to meet him.

- You were like, "Flex going on." - Yeah. - "Flex going on." - "Flex going on." - "Flex going on." - "Flex going on." - "Flex going on." - "Flex going on." - How did you go to Greece this summer? - I didn't do that. I had to fucking, how's Greece to, I heard, in Greece, they don't have toilets that you can throw toilet paper away.

- Unfortunately, that is true. - What does that mean? - That's just, you know, bad post-war infrastructure. - There's a little shit basket. There's just, you need a little shit basket. - There's just trash in the bathroom. - Yes. - With a lid, you use a lid and then have a little twos that out.

- That's a tough, no one knows, no one knows. - It's a, I mean, probably your grandmother or mother.

That's the flip side of a patriarchal society growing up the first born son I've never had to worry about.

- Yeah, it takes out the shit papers. You know, there's just, there's just gone when I get there. - But yes, it's a tough look. - That is a tough look. - I mean, I think the big players used to play in Russia that it was the same shit. I remember reading an article, and they were like, the one problem with playing overseas is that you can't flush your, like I think it was like a Diana Tarasi quote, which is like somebody has to come and dig mysteriously the shit papers disappear for them too. - That's a big problem. - That is one thing America is crushing.

- I'm really good at plumbing. - Air conditioning and plumbing. - Yeah. - We be fucking kick ass.

“- I remember the first time, I think that's the same way in parts of Latin America and South America too.”

- Of course. - And you go in there, and as an American, you see that sign on the wall and you're like, "Surely, they can't mean like my poop." - Not me, it goes right here. - My poop? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, so it's, that's major culture shock for me. You know, like it does make, I think it makes you gritty.

- Now it's not just an endless, an endless black hole you throw your shit paper on, there's limited space.

“- Yeah, you have to be very strategic and you have to really get the most out of every square.”

- I have to be like, you know, like, when you're in college and like you never want to take out the trash, you stay home of the trash.

- I'm stepping on the trash on the shit papers. - You have your shit boot here on the shit, the shit paper boot and you just press it down. - I'm not taking it out today. - Yeah, you just stack the shit paper. You fold your shit paper into origami and put it on top. - It was just like you flush something and then who knows where it goes. - That's how you just get rid of stuff. You just push that golden thing. - Oh yeah, yeah. - We flush our goldfish down the dead one. - Oh yeah, I don't know that.

- People were upset about that, like we're supposed to go, I was like, it's in the book nine years ago. Oh, nine years ago. Oh, yeah, you did. I thought you met your children. No, no, no. I thought you're doing a hard-washing adult adult man We flushed our goldfish that we had make

“NFL picks for us down the toilet. How could I forget what was it what was it?”

Larry Larry there. Yes, Larry. Oh, it's actually five percent. I could actually get right. Oh, actually the world's best gambler. Yeah, and then it's grave got

Robbed we buried him in Cano, Ohio at the Hall of Fame He did better than the turtle. Oh, the turtle saw us. We re-homed the turtle. Re-homed. Yeah Turns out that the turtle was getting made. We had a turtle named Mr. Pear and then we had a four-scale auntie who's a big like wildlife guy Outdoors men on YouTube became in the office and Introduced from Mr. Pear and he goes, you know Mr. Pear is actually a female turtle. Whoa

That explains it's record against the spread This is a pair. Yeah, give you like mix signals But my fucking bitch I had to tell my kids that we didn't have Mr. Perry anymore. They were pretty upset. Oh, no. Yeah, they're like a little kids loved her. I was just like listen She's she's that bitch. That bitch sucked a game. Yeah, that word that was the reason you don't have candy

That was the reason we were like on the Saturday donut It's only four now All right, so what else is going on? I mean, it's it's the special really like please watch the special everyone It's good as fuck. I work hard favorite one. It's my fair one and I did with Matt Johnson who he directed Tony He directed in front of the band the show blackberry. Oh, how he's so fucking funny match the man and we did something kind of fun with the special

Like we we like I don't want to give too much weight, but we do like some or get there's a real interaction and then we build some interesting Stuff from the special around it because Matt is so good at like Finding real people and putting them into like his movies and TV shows and stuff So it's kind of like an interesting if you're a fan of Matt which he's stuff is so great

“You should check it out and if you just like straight up good ass stand up. I worked on this for like three years”

I mean you guys came to Chicago theater. Yeah, that's the it's pretty much a better version of that from like a year ago But I've been touring with this for like three years. So please watch the special everybody That's the main thing, but then you know after that So they should I guess yeah, are you are you gonna like because the acting's going so well your podcasts everything are you gonna stick with Like comedy go like are you gonna like after this one like this a big one. I know but like it's hard

I would imagine it's doing stand-up comedy's got to be the hardest thing of the three I would imagine you know It's the traveling's the most but like acting's kind of like it's not harder It's just fucking annoying. It's a real job. Okay, like you're other people depend on you you can't wake up hung over yell at your Albanian friend To go get you a fucking sausage egg and cheese. Yeah, you know what I mean like it's and also like I'm not a fucking act like I'm a stand-up Okay, I'm not one of these guys that wants to leave like okay

I'd love look I'll I want to be like the fact like I love Adam Sandler Chris Farley movies will feral like I'd love to do like a Damic bra, you know, he's found it down my favorite show. Obviously I'd love to keep doing stuff like tires and that kind of thing But dude stand-up is where I belong because I would like it to like in sports media where it's like newspaper writers want to be radio guys Radio guys want to be on TV because like TV's the like a lot easier to do than write a column ever sure for sure

Like stand-up getting up every night is the biggest grind of all those and it I mean yes

It's like ultimately easy compared to real jobs when compared to other showbiz jobs it actually is more worth right

But I just fucking love and it is killing me clearly like touring Destroyed you like an I eat like shit. I do drugs whatever, but And I can't really nice whenever they're yeah, yeah, yeah, and I do drugs whenever time on to I relapse I had a year and have some right as soon as I got on the road the first day

Since so that's I have some stuff to figure out, but look man When I'm acting I feel like a it's like putting a little fucking rat in a tuxedo You know what I mean, but it's like where I belong is in the mud podcasting do extend it like I like you motherfuckers too

“I mean I remember when the the ESPN show yeah, I was like fucking heartbreak”

Like I remember it feeling shame the ESPN show. Yeah, I felt like there were moments where all of us were trying to do it And at Nick Mullen had its fucking commercial taken away like all of us kind of tried to fast yeah to do it the regular way And then we realized like we're not meant for this now I don't know these standards. Yeah, yeah, it felt like we've we've done a lot of good fellow solutions But it was them getting made seen back to back to back. We're all my friends

We're getting insane. I'm a dude. He's an immediately getting fired And so I'm like dude. I'm lucky that I was the lowest talented of that group and it took 10 years for me to get stuff to get like and by the time I was getting mainstream stuff. I was like, Oh, this is a bonus, but where I belong That's obvious here. You do extend up fucking literally you guys accidentally becoming the best like the reason I'm on the biggest sports show

Is because my dumb friends accidentally have it. You would never try and get on the biggest show of anything

You know I mean like my entire press tour was like I was like, I guess I'll go to LA and do fucking bad friends I'll just do bad friends then I'll come here and do psstopic cago then I'll hit a chain and he was like I'm going to Notre Dame games. I was like all right. I guess I'm not doing that show like that's as much I didn't try and reschedule. I was just like, hey, dude You're gonna be around. He's like now. I'm like all right, fuck it. Yeah, because I'm just not doing the biggest comedy-pot

Our press tour for the book was like going on other bar stool shows. Yeah Yeah, just shitty your version of the airship. No, we had a meeting and they were like Canadian version. Yeah, they were like Like we think and maybe you do this like you know a big like fox hit right? Yeah, we're like how about we just say it on The number one sports line Like I think we have our own press

We're like we'll just get everybody that wrote a chapter in the book to promote the book Yeah, that right there makes you the New York Times bestseller. Yeah, everybody who collaborated on this bought a copy

That's a million people. Yeah, yeah, it takes a village

“The good fellows analogy. I think it's kind of like”

Back in the day the mob tried to you know, they try to go clean right. Yeah People will try to get legitimate businesses and if they tried too hard to break in they would get elbowed out because they'd be like this guys Dirty, you know, right this long-track record until eventually you wait long enough and they just control some of the businesses now The two businesses and that's kind of like where the podcast and class. That's a great of 2016. I think that's where we're at right now That is so true. Well, the mob kind of runs everything

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like what are you gonna do like what yeah like pat McVee has the most power in his Yeah, I know He has so much power. He thinks he can do music You can't fuck that. That's when you know someone is lost. It's like Roman emperor successful Yeah, because he's like, oh, I'm actually good at I'm gonna just do the chunks jelly roll doesn't want to do whatever jelly roll through a way

I'll go ahead and take a crack Yeah, yeah, let me do the show. Pat No, it's like you see there that or like the the nerd who starts doing like Brazillion-Jidjitsu It's like I could actually get in a room at the jack. Yeah, yeah, like like when Jonah Hill was like I could I could I could fuck any of you up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. I don't think so

I love Jonah too, and it's like I I we need to get back to what's beautiful about being even if you're not fat anymore in your soul Being a fact guys good. Yeah, you know what I mean stop trying to be I don't want we shouldn't be leading with violence Right, when you're when you've been a fat icon even as skinny and he's to be about having the good times roll

“Yeah, it needs to be about making fun of yourself. That's what that's how you make friends and you can make fun of your friends too”

But you have to ultimately not be too serious about yourself

But yeah, dude, that's how I feel where I'm like stand up is what I'll do forever podcast and then like listen I'm not gonna stop them from putting me in movies, but he's not gonna say no. Thank you. That is the best feeling Like we we talked about it when we were going back in like the 10 years of like having that realization Like I don't need the other things. You you think you need them because that's what everyone tells you Yeah, and then you realize wait. I don't need the SP and I don't need a TV show

We're pretty good time here. This is insane. Yeah, I mean I just got you got when you guys coming here. You got to come to the new office. I was honestly inspired by The fact that you guys just made a hilarious place to hang out. Yeah, it's technically your job. Yeah I did the same thing in New York. I was trying to get myself a nice What'd you get what'd you get set up? Because the problem with New York's you just don't have to square foot

Yeah, I mean compared to this. Yeah, what did you do like I just got like a real office We have a studio. I got myself a little big buck hunter got myself a hundred inch television hell

In the wall like pushed up against the wall But all the like video games in the fucking vintage pornography that gets yeah That's number one you know what I mean. I'm got to get up on your own cross doubles game though

That's pretty culturally. It's beautiful what you're doing on cross doubles wise. Yeah. It is great. The problem is like every time you go

You walk past that fridge you think yourself why not give myself a little treat. Yeah, a little boost That's true. Yeah, not a treat a boost a boost for the work of food energy. That's yeah

“Literally that's how I start. I was like, let me get one. Yeah, I got to start. I got to start with the fucking”

I'm crossing it like I feel my blood sugar might be a little bit low. This will be good for me to have this But it is it is yeah, I mean I like I was I think I was telling my wife as you was like what do you like in 20 years I was like yeah, I'd love to have like a like a bar or pizza place like a place in the back That I could just hang with my friends and she's like you literally have that now There's no front to it, but you have that you literally do that every day

No, but I'm with you. Yeah, you need to be an operating business. Yeah, I'm so with you like because that's the next level Right like owning a failing business as you're like hang as you live in ruin as my hangouts Spot like in the back could just have have just like a like I walk by like a night's a Columbus the other day I was like I just want to be there. Absolutely working. I want to work the fryer at a diner Yeah, I want to work a black top

I would love if I had a fucking diner and nobody came in but my friends. Yeah, also, but also not work at that much No, I work one shift every four months. Yeah, like

Come out top some onions that'd be like I'm gonna go play cards the exact exactly what I would basically what I'm saying is when I want

When I get so fucking high that I'm non-verbal and I have a sandwich in my head that I can't like You know communicate I want to go back to and create it myself You know what I mean like I want to deep fry the tenders. I want to I want to you know put bacon in the breading

“You know what I mean like I when I can't say it that's what I want. Yeah, I want a full kitchen of my disposal to make that fat dreams come true”

Yes, it's actually not the craziest thing to think that we would put in at some point like a drive through window here Yeah, that the office and just hire somebody that's just like yeah, selling subs at the side I mean, yes, you should just have you should have a food truck That that's somebody that works like in-house. Yeah, that's what you fucking I mean Jeff Donnie kind of is that. Yeah, that's true

But I think we need to make it like formal yeah, and make more tire shop just hang out That's yeah, that's not bad. That's exactly it like I just we basically have created a tire shop without any tires Have you by working on the show of you unknowingly like picked up all the tips and tricks about working at a tire shop?

Like always they get you I have no idea. No, no, no, we do no real research. It's in it's in a real tire shop

And we are just it's funny because we're surrounded by functioning tire shops like it's like Steve's dad shop is still my office is his father's real office

“Yeah, on the show so we're around it, but no I'm having all my time when we're not”

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Lucy.co/PMT code PMT lucy.co/PMT now back to stopping all right so Zack so Stavvy has saw me just met Zack for the first time but listen and person but like yeah like America

Stavvy in the kitchen he was like what has changed around here and Zack has been tasked with giving him an update and then we'll maybe talk about Maybe an update. I'd love an update. I haven't updated of my own. Yes. Yeah, but I would love a general update because

“I literally think the last time was here. I think Zack might have started like”

The weekend. Yes. Yes. I just missed him. It was like April of last year. Yes. So, you know, I've I've loved the clips I've loved again falling in love with those husky eyes. Oh my god. You know, it seems like it seems like again those that seems like Someone gate that was a gift from the gods. Yes. Caribbean blue. It's beautiful. By the way Zack our bad not having you we were literally like at your house yesterday I haven't even talked to you. Oh, yeah, you're you guys are like down street like 20 minutes. Yeah, we should have had you come with us

One of my uh one of my my friends is a bartender. Yes, you're ready, right? You're a bunch of guys We would just ask like backyard and didn't bring them that's fucking hilarious We landed I was like wait, isn't this where Zack? What should have brought them? Oh, when you went to Florida. Yeah, we were talking fucking funny. We just didn't bring them. All right, Zack ready

He's sorry first built-in point I have one here is that we built a young station for speed pounding beers. Oh, I love that

And how much use does it get? It's been I think it's been retired. It might be grown over it Yeah, that's fine. So Dana beers wanted a young station where he could it looks like an actual gas pump But it leaves you beer And conceptually I love it. Yes, conceptually it made a lot of sense. We brought it to me And so I was like yes, of course. Let's do it. I want you to be happy

He has not used it like that's a shame. Yeah, it sits right there. That's a real shame. Yeah, but it is a good idea

“You're a great idea. Yeah, well the only thing the only it hasn't he's done probably like 15 episodes”

The only thing that I I made a manager because I gave him like a decent budget to create this I said that when you do a young station episode so it's essentially him just having a guest They chug a beer and that's the that's the episode I say you have to also put it on Spotify. So there is a podcast for nice. It's like 90% of the podcast version has just adds and then it's like Hey, we got stopby here. All right, ready set go go

That was it. It's great podcast. That's awesome podcast. All right. Nice. I love that. Okay. Oh, Hank has become left-handed Yeah, really switched. Yeah, interest is called wow not a little late for that not entirely because he's still like Sometimes drives right-handed and hard-right-handed. Uh-huh, but yeah, he made he's he calls himself. He's a lefty now Yes, well the thing is that's how it starts. Yeah, they got listen sometimes even though you're wearing Cackies in a button down. You got to put a little lipstick

“You know what you mean? That's the first step to becoming who you really are”

It's the first saying your lefty is the first step to actually becoming a lefty Well, they're gonna pair heels. They're gonna long day a work the crazy that step one Easy part was he has been a lefty his whole life and then for some reason he decided he would golf righty

And that's just how he always got and then he thought himself I need to go back to the old me

Yeah, but he got good at righty. Yeah, and then he switched it lefty and now he's worse it lefty It has been nice tracking again. Here's what I know. I've been tracking Hank's misery. Yeah, that's been really nice because it's terrible here It's been an it's just an and it's not really a I feel bad for him because he is really He's the senator for every Boston sports fan basically on the show and just he it's just him There's a couple avatars where you're like I'm glad you're fucking sad because Boston has had it so nice and the fact that it was

I know that skipping ahead maybe I'm sorry. I don't want to I don't want to you know Spoil anything but the fact that the next champion was his birthday. Oh, yeah, maybe the most beautiful as a fan of the show Just a beautiful moment Show upset any loss lift. Yeah, they've gone. It's gone. Yeah, because live head we do we know that's in bears to care about live Is already the loss, but to like be sad is even worse. Well, I don't know if you heard it is last week

He went down to the last ever live event and they all they said they treated him like royal Because they didn't realize like we've been mocking live all along They were like this is Hank. He does so much for yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've been trying to introduce him to Dustin Johnson and they're like hey, this is the guy that you know he's on part of my taking talks about live all the time Does it was like what? Yeah, walking

Like so good so much more than the actual golfers who were on the ground. Yeah, we get it for an insane pitch

Yeah, yeah, 500 million dollars. So yeah, I can oh that's oh that's the number for me not to have principle

Yeah, you know what I mean like they got their figure it out and I get to wear shorts I mean all right next Max has been there at four times four times and I just got married four times Yeah, Max got married the ceremonies. You got married this summer It was a long process. It was Indian wedding is what? No, is it that kind of thing? No

No, we got to go get the license now. We got to go get the and what a definitely marriage. Yeah

“He went to get a destination wedding. Yeah, so they got the actual they did destination wedding outside of America”

So they did like sure fill it all the paperwork He also had two bachelor parties now did we force him to have one of them. Yeah But it was a law it was like three separate marriages right two bachelor parties It was a lot and now he's on a two-week sex vacation right now Oh, so he's probably getting head right now right now. He's an Italy right now. That's awesome

He's been listening to this show like that makes me feel good knowing that my boys getting sucked off Yeah, on his in Italy. Yeah, belly full of linguiney get it. You're dick sucked by the love of your life Could be worse

Sure, all right, hold on I'll hand you the phone

Let's see if he's getting people One thing that he is doing is listening to part of my take, which I sure you I would not be doing if I were on an Italian sex Of course not Hey, Max, just wondering if you're getting head right now What are you getting head

You on a veranda in tusk and he right now Hit your buddy stop Max. We were just talking about what I've missed and I was like where's Max and they're like he's in Italy on a sex vacation And then I started dreaming about how wonderful that would be and so I was just wondering I was seeing if you maybe had some tiramisu on your lips and maybe also a little pussy juice in your beard. That's all That's all I was asking but hey, man

No, no, no, all right All right, so yeah, yeah, all right, we'll listen enjoy my friend Congratulations What time is it over there? Oh, it's like seven. We're not cease prehead. Oh, okay, I see he's settling into some head This might be before him and giving by the way. Yeah, come on the Italians are passionate

All right next up There's been some great memorabilia pickups A couple notable ones FSU Kobe banner at half court off Taylor Swift chair in the axe studio Oh, I would love to yeah, we're wait. Oh, it's in the yet. Yeah, there's I love to what I do the Yeah I bought the chair the Taylor Swift sat in for gameplay of the next verse cleave which was in Cleveland. Yeah, and then came to the nick

That pissed me off. Yeah, you can't listen and with the ham sisters who are fucking LA I was like come on guys you can't be rooting against the calves and then errooting for the calves and then immediately come with Etsy level girl pun t-shirts That that was a little that was a little Much thought she took the best pun by far, and that was kind of fucked up. Oh, she didn't remember it's Stevie nicks It was it was her and Stevie nicks is good. Yeah, she also gave one it's her and Marusca hargate. Oh, yeah, Stevie nicks

Yeah, listen, I'm not I don't want any beef on the eve of the special coming out She's a very talented That's the bad idea. Okay. I take it back. Actually. It was good that she did that. Yeah, please I love the chair. I will sit in the chair. I love you

“She did a great job. Don't attack me pre-special please with these did you know you know what fuck that?”

I have to be a man and Prince. Yeah, I Did not like that and it's okay for me to say that and you please don't attack me, but also watch the special please watch this You think yourself like maybe maybe I'll get an invite to the wedding How many people have to be invited for me to get the answer? It's like a lot. I had some I had like a crazy amount of friends that were there Yeah, I mean it was really I mean Santino was there. Yeah, you know

Tommy Alter the guy who knows everyone on earth and no one is exactly sure what his job is or what he's ever contributed to society It's Tommy the CIA. I'm just thinking about it right now You might the way that he runs our fancy football league He's like hey, do you guys Tommy's beside I would not put a pass that motherfucker. Hey Simia, just real quick a copy of your fingerprints also. We got Tim Robinson

That is yeah, I did not think I was getting an invite actually you know what I'm actually mad at you mother fucks Maybe I met it memes because one time where they got fucking where they got engaged you reran

“The video I did right after we lost and it made it look like remember I was like fuck”

Travis Kelsey yeah, I was I was going off because it was the day after The what we've been talking about this interview one of the darkest hours of my life

Yeah, he's being at the AFC championship in the building watching them win and I came back like I always do

I'm an open book and I come on I faced the lashing. I never hide I'm always impressed it was a very commendable performance and whoever posted it the day they got engaged Which I never would come out there with that oh, the day they got engaged. It looked like I was that mad at them for getting married

Now look again and my mad at the Kelsey brothers for coming into podcasting of course

“Yeah, as we've said this is for the rats. Yes. This is the sewer of entertainment”

You shouldn't get to be Taylor Swift's husband handsome athlete your brothers and all pro Super Bowl winner like with a beautiful family

Stay out of podcasting you cock suckers. This is for us, but I would never have had

Monnish them at that level on their engagement day. So I don't know if it was memes with somebody else's names for fuck you memes Yeah, that was by fall. I remember that That clip is so funny Yes, we got a bunch of memory real you're on your your foot is on the Boisey state. Oh the car the turf Yeah, this is real blue turf from Boisey yeah from the fucking statue of Liberty

Yeah, most of your bitch right after winning. Yeah, turf. This is the turf. Wow Yeah, that's awesome. All right, we also have a trough from the from the bill's stadiums trough. Yeah, fully functional So please use it sign it. I will yeah Got me a little bit of a kick on weird man. Tell me film me in on the ice cream I know Zack that's your area of expertise

“I love that you guys are cream and up here. What kind of mixes are we using? Do we get into any custards? What flavors?”

So Jacob Owen and I do man the ice cream. Becat sauce or ice cream machine So we got vanilla chocolate and swirl two flavors in the twist as far as the mix goes Starby we run in a 10% milk fat, so it is a custard coming up nice. I love to see I don't even have to ask for a custard. It already comes standard around here. Correct. I love how the fuck you guys get down Dude. It's this is asked for it because it's so awesome. Yeah, yeah, I'll I'll just have

Three ice cream cones. Yeah, a day. No, I'm about to hit that uh, I mean

I'm just gonna take ice cream with Pepto Bismo in a second. Yeah, we're like I just need it

Yeah, I know my stomach can't handle this, but my man said he's guys working at 10% milk fat. You gotta have you tell me I'm not gonna have a cone of custard on my way to the fucking airport. Yeah, I think that they need to make a Pepto syrup Oh They need a sweet and savory Give me garlic parm get garlic parm Pepto

We're gonna also be great if we got you you crush up a like Zantak and that's in the ranch. Yeah They should do it forever. We should get like a Pepto nicotine patch I was walking around you like this is my Pepto. I don't have to shit right now As long as I have this patch on I can need as much chillias. I want to know diarrhea. Okay, I guess it was not chosen The prior low cheese

Dude, I've been thinking about this the the the the food that evil companies are gonna create to beat Ozan pick Dorito like like chips like The chips the ice creams the whatever, you know

Food. Oh, it's gonna be incredible. They're gonna taste so good. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait for the Ozenepic Busters

They're in the lab right now. They're in the lab trying to beat it make it's fatter than ever We were when Kim Newton like his team the Panthers give up a touchdown. He's on the sidelines and he just nods his head Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's what yeah, that's what that's what the food's about. Is it more Malar? Yeah Took that personal Okay, yeah, ice cream and shit. I love that

And they've done a great job of operating it and keeping it they know everything about it I respect that so much and the different life. I think I would love to Serve with you at the ice cream station. Yeah, any day. You want to pick up a shift. Oh There was a hot dog rescue mission from the ceiling. No, you catch a life time. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, that was far excellent David we got a hot dog stuck in the ceiling interesting. Yeah

“It's pretty much all you need to know and how did that happen?”

It was like a tennis racket someone Okay, camey took a free throw. Yeah, and then on tennis racket launched a hot dog into the air duct It's pretty sick. It stopped the office for an entire day Trying to get the hot dog out of the ceiling The air was fucking

Scooby-doo The breaking bad episode with the fly Yes, yes follow the hot dog Give me your top three Zach give me give me the last the final the best three remaining best remaining max What may or again? We so okay partial sorry call duty team and

Little bias there on your behalf just like you care about that way more the most people I want to be me. I want to put that in the top three That you and your friends start playing Call of Duty together But it's nice you've got you you're hard on your sleeve yeah, and Uh, they can be a deep

Red book and then rewrote a book and the book came out and then it's a one respect. Yeah, I love that that's a beautiful Yeah, that's that's about right to me. I was like we got Zach We got to you know that he's been he's been a lightning rod

But it actually works, you know what I mean? Like he's poochy from from the Simpson's but if it was awesome

“Just summarized our entire year and if you're like hey can you actually just make that one line?”

It's like weed a lot of ice cream That's all that we done Beautiful that was the most impassioned one, and that's the one I cared about the most Yeah, that and again Hank and as a result all of Boston's misery has been awesome Yeah, that's been awesome. Yeah, yeah, okay, so what's your update for so I actually have just been I

I'm getting to check him with all my friends. I haven't seen him while I was just in the bad friend studio And there's a palpable energy buzzing throughout the whole place just started chugging water I just you know, I don't know if you guys know what's going on, but if felt I was in privy to what was going

It was kind of whispering, but it some it felt like the love was in the air

Oh, if I was over there. It was me Bobby me Bobby Santino all the production staff and they were kind of discussing a member of the crew was really excited about something But I couldn't really pick up. Is that is that like Does that kind of drive with anything you guys know? I know wasn't saying Tino in here recently Yeah, yeah, we're talking about it the other day was Zach and I Zach you watched the show all the time

He's a big fan. This comes out next so I recorded it lat like a couple days ago It will come out after this. Yeah, yeah, but we didn't talk about it on air. It was more See that's thing. It wasn't about it didn't feel like it was a battle for content. It felt like deeper than that We'll cut all this we can cut all of this, but I'm just saying I'm just saying someone was going on there I would make a trip if I was a member of this this crew

I would maybe start looking at air being bees and Los Angeles. Oh, oh, I'm saying maybe take a trip Do you guys have anything you need somebody to cover in LA so yeah, definitely. Yeah I was just thinking about the chargers. Yeah, right? We're a big chargers. Take out sofa. Oh, let's you know what Both up maybe go. Oh, let's get boots on the ground for this clipper situation. Oh We need some investigator Pablo Tori who's

That's gonna find out I need to go out there and come back with a report that says everything is fine Yeah, I do think I would love to see and listen you're reporting you might get hungry You know you might need to grab some of the eat and I'm scared this kid is a sweet kid. I wouldn't trust him in the big city of LA alone

You might need a shaperone Yeah, you might need somebody who will check with Santino or Bobby Lee and if they're busy Maybe they know somebody yeah because all of you were saying before the only people you know in LA that could possibly It's like Andrew Bobby and then whoever they know. Yeah. I don't know anybody else and they're busy guys They're busy so it's probably not gonna be them, but I'm sure they have like I don't know someone who's like

Somewhere between a family member and a staff member employee Which it seems like a weird type of person. Yeah, but I'm sure one of them has someone that's it sort of like a niece and an assistant There's something at the same time. So yeah. I don't know again. I'm just speculating. I'm just spitballing

“But it feels like to me. Let's start with Zach needs to do a little investigator reporting. Yeah, yeah, you need to put on his fucking his Sherlock Holmes hat and”

Go find us uncle Dennis Yeah, go find us the location to buckle Dennis back Put these boots on the ground boy. You're ready to go Zach's got a girlfriend now. Oh, really? Yeah, her name's Rudy on that stuff. Oh That makes so much sense

All right, that's beautiful man. Yeah. It was buzzing the energy was real I love which couple guys speculating right now, you know just a couple guys speculating I'm just I'm reporting to you what I felt in the room right at bad friend studio I was sure you could report where you feel in the room right now back to them as well Good through the glass. Yeah, it's palpable. You can I'm actually smelling Zach's fairimones through the glass

That's what yeah But I'm picking it up. That's a good strategy. Yeah, but Zach that's what if a woman were to smell this watch out All I'm saying is you'd have to hose this fucking pleather couch down If I were in the female persuasion right now, I'm smelling what I'm smelling coming coming through the plexiglass Oh boy

Meem's gonna have to burn that hoodie is fucking girlfriends gonna ovulate a suit. She smells it Just smells Zach's fucking fairimones

“Zach you got this man. Zach would you be interested in that?”

Oh, yeah, I'm I'm willing to cover any story for the show Good guy

All right, Zach, do you have a question for for stopby rowback.com. All right show back.com from a code take 20% off your first purchase

Cusops polo's hoodies jogger shorts at rowback.com from a code take so you mentioned literally I'm gonna surely do a special comment on Netflix soon. How do you go what's that back and forth when it comes to like Maybe coming to me and like you can't have they try to tell you not to put anything in and how does that discourse go?

What's going on? Yeah, sure. I don't think that's happening at all anymore. I think like that's a

Completely overdone. Yeah, in fact like Clearly, I mean Netflix is bought into like I said you like they've come to the internet. Yeah, they they they put killed Tony special on Netflix now, right? Like there's no I think the idea that cancel culture exists at all is completely fake I think like the most successful people say kind of fucked up stuff and I'll just say in my personal Like working with Netflix. They've been like shockingly cool like there have been stuff where I'm like

Here we go. They're gonna fight me on you know this joke where I said a public assassination was good for example And they didn't you know what I mean like and they've been they've watched it at every like level and they've been actually so fucking cool to work with And so yeah, I would say in generals like I think that stuff's way over blown and I think Most of was just complaining to be honest like look at the people have complain about that They also happen to have hundreds of millions of dollars right if for the most part right now

Of course a lot of shitty comedians who want to say slurs can't do it, but that's because they're bad at comedy and or don't have a fan base or whatever

“So and I thought I'm saying that's that's what I want to do, but I do like I could say pretty much”

They've kind of let me get away with anything. Yeah, and I think like if anything which's been harder is the it's kind of flipped Where now the internet I don't know if you guys feel this I feel more censored like YouTube and Instagram now They're trying to become cable TV. Yeah, you can't say fuck. You can't show shit. You can't show Titsbobbling you can't show a simulated cock get hard. These are all problems I had during a recent mission impossible Spoof trailer that I posted

Where I was breaking into the CIA because the government had made it illegal to look at titties and so I did a spoof I spent a lot of money on like a mission impossible spoof which makes no sense. Yeah, you can't even tell it to stand up I realized I was like wait, we don't make it clear this is for stand up. What are we selling it? I just been like $20,000 making a video for fun Anyway, I love I love mission possible so much, but I do think like

censorship has gotten kind of weird from like the internet and algorithms now kind of controlling us and I prefer To your question where it was like someone you could talk to because you could have a conversation, but now all these tech dickheads are like oh It's the algorithm, but you just fucking made the algorithm right too much of a coward to answer for it So that's that's my roundabout answer there, Zach. Oh, is that question remind me of something Growing up we had like iconic stand-up specials. Yeah, that like stand out in the cannon of like stand-up

Bigger blacker, you know, you mean like Dave shipels first do specials Lui's hilarious all that kind of stuff

Right, so chewed up since then elephant in the room anyway keep going. I would say like the Are there is there anything in the last like 15 20 years that we can say like this is a legendary stand-up special Is it it might just be that we're too too close to it that we won't know for a while, but like yeah I was just thinking is are there any iconic stand-up specials that stick out That's the fucking great question. I

I do think unfortunately like it's lost a little of it's

“It's like mystique until now by the way until now. Yeah, I'm going to bring it back. I mean dude honestly”

I I had a real I got an actual film director to do it like we shot at the lyric which is a It's a 2500 cedar, so it's this beautiful Expensive like I spent a lot of fun and I broke my arm and I had to postpone it so I'd like pay for certain shit twice So I am trying hard to do a because I love those classic standards specials But sometimes I do worry that it's just moved cultures just moved on. It's the monoculture isn't there anymore

And it's like you can't be like everyone has seen this thing totally totally there's no like appointment viewing anymore There's no like Eddie Murphy's Raw. There's no Richard prior specials. There's no I mean even like we're saying Chris Rock Like like Chappelle and I think when Chappelle first came back. He had the attention Yeah, and those were very talked about but I do think they were good his first specials back were good But I don't think they exactly matched the absolute legendary stuff. He did you know in DC, you know

“Coming up or whatever and and I think I think that was the last time people were paying attention to that level”

Was Chappelle when he first came back But that's it. I don't think so people because I think the way people take in comedy now is just so

There's just specials especially because you never saw stay right you like maybe saw it live

But there was no fucking tick talks. There was no you didn't hear fucking dickheads like me talking Eight hours a week yeah for free so it just it was like if everything we do between clips Specials YouTube podcast was all in one release over that happened every four years It makes sense why people gave more of a fuck like it does make me sad that I think a lot of people are just gonna watch my specials the way they watch like this podcast

I would like for there to be a separation between a special and day to day stuff, but you also just be real

That's just not how people take in media now. Yeah. No, it's true. There is it just Like putting out a podcast three times a week. I'm like oh, yeah, people are just watching it and then it's just gone forever And you don't want that to happen for something that is You know a lot more work was put into a special than just doing like hey this is just Wednesday in the middle of August Totally totally, but you know whatever man if people enjoy it. It's funny and it's sometimes we just have to do it for us

Yeah, right like even that mission impossible thing. It's like it didn't make sense, but you know what the way you motherfuckers get to buy an ice cream machine It's like how about I use some of the Netflix budget to pretend I'm Tom Cruise? Yeah, yeah, that's just fun to do Yeah, so why not if you're gonna make it and be a dumbass do dumb shit so the dumbass is that didn't make it could be like At least somebody's doing it like Spend your money. I don't know what investing is yeah, I put went into a harness with a bad back because I wanted to pretend that was Ethan Hunt

Right, yeah, sometimes I find myself I do stuff just because 13 year old me would have wanted me to spend I bought a double neck guitar. Yeah I was like when I was 13 this were cash shredding dude. Yeah, is it a V no? It's not the flying V I thought about that SGW that it's beautiful. Yeah, but got an El Camino because when I was 13 I was like that's the card Sometimes it's good. It's good for your mentals for you. No, it's also like yeah, I mean let's not be

Be realistic here like all three of us have been successful and made right money that we never imagined to make

What would like would you want me to talk about like oh, yeah? I put I invested my money and now It's making money or be like, hey, he bought a trough from the bills That he pisses in now by the way. I like to stay for the record I have never invested anything Money and I bought a savings account. I have a savings account. Okay, recently I got

Two or three different bank accounts. It always to be like one checking account

“Until so recently. Is it high interest at least you got I think so that sounds like maybe”

Whatever man who gives a fuck I think it's nice to not know what to do with money. Yeah, it does give you a like great if you ever get caught Like our like in trouble with the IRS, but like listen, I really just put my money there Yeah, that's all it stayed there. No, it's all my money is tied up in David Buster's gift cards right now. I Uncle Sam and got a no about those

All right last thing so ever please you watch please. Why play special out Tuesday September 8th Prediction for the Raven season He don't give us Yeah, obviously super we're really real of course we're in the shoe. Yeah, but let's go realistic I'm not gonna hold you to it like it's it's I think we get 11 wins. Okay. Yeah, and then I think we're win the Super Bowl. Oh you are yes

Okay, what the fuck you don't think you're win the Super Bowl. No, I think the I don't know the pair's defense socks You if you at this moment right from the season don't think your team is win the Super Bowl You're a fucking piece of shit. This is the moment. Yeah, I know I just I hope rings eternal Yeah, I actually do think we're in this one. We're not because you suck

“But we will because we're awesome, so but that's how everyone should think yeah, and right now of course it's fucking awesome”

We I do think meant there's gonna be fucking great I do think like you know Just give us give Lamar another shot that he's so good

To me it's always like he's I've said it a bunch of times. He's cool Peyton Manning to me where it's like he will just keep giving him shots

He's awesome. It's gonna fucking happen and so I think Peyton Manning won his first Super Bowl like right around the age of Lamar and Josh Allen right now Yeah, exactly. I think it's I think there I think like again Lamar is due You would don't have to lump him in with inferior talents. Okay, Lamar is the best in the fucking league and I do think like We have and if your team is a contender and you don't think at this this date right now early September You're gonna win what even fucking one. No, I think

I think I actually thought the bears were gonna win the Super Bowl before free agency and they didn't do anything for the defensive line I was like well fuck that didn't get better. That's true. That's right. Would you rather that Patrick my homes wins another Super Bowl or Josh Allen gets one?

“Oh, good question. Yeah, I'm not a hater Josh Allen. Absolutely. I think like first of all Buffalo”

I respect that fan base. I think Josh Allen's awesome But I do think and again, it's a team game. That's the other thing. It's like everybody gets on these quarterbacks, but you know Our defense is our defense has our defense historically done that well for Lamar not really He gets all the in the playoffs. He get you know everyone shits on him and it absolutely is made a couple mistakes here and there, but You know I could see I'd be happy for Josh if it happened because if it's not us

I'd be happy for the bills. That's it. I appreciate that answer. I'm just saying the danger that you run into is The previous generation had their damn marino that now everybody says Damn marino and everyone instantly thinks they don't think about how awesome he was. It's just like oh, yeah

But they do but this is a name without awesome. He is it does. It does. That's true, but now

“Like Lamar and Josh are both kind of protected because they they both kind of had had they're hopes and dreams killed by the big bad wolf”

Right Patrick my homes then if there's just one of those guys left Then that's the guy that really kind of has to wear that, but it's a long it's we have a long time You can't let yourself I'm not gonna let my life be dictated by fucking Steven a Smith style narratives You know what I mean like smart the like Lamar is so fucking awesome. He will win

But if he doesn't win Like he is giving me the Mars right now given my life more enjoyment than a Superbowl winning quarterback has given other teams Right I have he had more positive moments overall and I will in my life than you know Even one great Superbowl run that comes out of nowhere like the Nick Folls Super Run for example Nick Folls yeah, that was an insane thing and fuck the Patriots. That was awesome. It will live on forever

But more over time Lamar has given me more joy than he then Nick Folls has given Phil Delphi Eagles fans truly I really believe that and we have to stop being rings only that is not me getting ahead of him

Never winning he is gonna win. I'm telling that to you guys

I'm telling that to you guys these are the kind of things you're gonna have to no we I agree No, we're so fucking I always say that you got a ride the ride if you can't enjoy the ride It's the Aussie the point it's getting your dick sucked by colipsome. Yeah, you know what I mean I've been getting my dick sucked by colipsome a lot. You've been in Lotus. I've been in Lotus. That's fine Lotus is awesome. I don't fucking need to get home. No, but nobody gets home

Proper pants and might fuck my wife. I don't care I'm having Lotus and Eden fucking getting pussy from colipsome. Yeah, but though the moments it's like the the bears beat the packers And in the playoffs last year I was at the game I floated out of that stadium and like all like for you know first time. I'm like you've been that it's like no dude

“This is the you have to sell a fuck that this moment. I haven't been there before like that's the thing”

I don't want to act like why the fuck should I have the core? I'm as a fan. Yeah, I'm here I'm fucked up. I've eaten 40 buffalo wings I'm making my every one of my life around me is mad at me I'm gonna enjoy this Sunday. Yes, you know what I mean like what the fuck Your description of like what is failure and what that's pretty much that's what Yannis said

Exactly. Well, he was a pussy for that. No. He wasn't fucking you

God, I'm glad the bulls will never be good again ever. I think it's never ever

Sometimes it's good to lose and not win. Yeah, Yannis. Yeah, a little more interesting. Is it champion? Is it fucking finals MVP had one of the most incredible ceiling performances and plays and NBA history and Conquerade is demons how many fucking free throws did he hit it on that clinching game? So I don't hear a fucking bad word about Yannis. I did the kumbo. Thank you very much, but I also think

“Well, throws this poop toilet toilet trash can I got a hunch the places and Athens that Yannis is they got real”

Okay, I got a hunch. He's he's graduated to the real plumbing. There's a couple buildings that they tell they don't tell most people about Yannis knows. Okay, I don't think that body is a quick like there's no trash can and grease There'd be like people would be like robbing it like the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift trash Yeah, this is poop. Yeah, yeah, they're like oh fuck Andrew Santino's napkin. This sucks

Oh, man. All right, stop you're the best boys always great catching up with you, man

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No, it's time for fire fest of the week. Okay. Let's wrap up

We've got fire fest of the week and we also have breaking moose Zack run up the Sydney Swingy dress. Yeah during breaking moose breaking moose a lot of milk thoughts breaking moose Henry Lockwood in a clean sweep has defeated defeated Zack in the Mount Rushmore duel Hank congratulations. There will be no punishment for you Zack. There will be a punishment for you. We still haven't decided it I actually was thinking about it. PFT and

“This is Hank. I would have done the same punishment for you. I think Zack should have to”

fly to a city and Take a random girl out of a date. That sounds yeah, maybe like a what city's been in the news a lot today. Oh The clippers. So where they play LA Yeah, I deserve to get punched as a bad showing today. Hank absolutely boar raised me Dude, that was so bad. Yeah, what were the actual final claims that maybe you had a name name

I thought names you had a chance some homicrewed in common crews not It was not there for you. Like brutal in the Mount Rushmore of dumb things. You think Hank won 57% in the Mount Rushmore of Worst lines to wait in Hank won 79.9% which that was we predicted that and then Mount Rushmore names Hank won 68.2% pretty convincing sweep. Yeah, do you have it? Oh, Zack. I

Did he that's not how you spelled the fontay? You you approved that spelling

Yeah, I'm never here. I'm I probably won't be a guy who tries to get it somebody else was spelling. I just let it roll

Okay, all right that might have I might have cost you a percentage. You still would have lost. Yeah. I was still what I got absolutely

“Shit palm it. Do you remember Zach approved that? Well, here's the bad part about it. He approved”

D.E.V. From the guy that does the best A's in the business. Yeah You could have it was what you could have turned down one of Shane's A's yeah Tiger being on there and still winning by Overwhelming majority is very funny. Feels good. I do it does feel bad. You know, because means that we're partners this year. Oh, yeah That's true. That was actually fitting you guys were the worst team

But I if I'm not gonna do the date. Obviously, but it was Zach if the punishment ends up being some type of stream or something I will I will commit the half. All right. I'm looking at Zach's Mount Rushmore here It's got right in the middle Muhammad and Drew and Zach Nobody's ever drew Muhammad and gotten away with it. Oh Way to be in the call assumed today Hank you're

hell of an opponent. Yeah, you have any message out there for Either the haters that said Hank couldn't do it or maybe the people that I've supported Hank throughout the last couple shows No, I mean the haters are right. I'm I'm it's it's

Become clear to me. I'm not creating Mount Rushmore, but we didn't come in last. That's the goal. It's not about coming first but not coming last

So we accomplished our goal and we now we got time to reboot and get in the lab and Continue with this momentum going into next year. I'm gonna be the freshest extra Why the freshest because you got or like I'm gonna be the most most most The freshest you're gonna be the second. I'm gonna be the least rusty. Okay. Yeah, but you're not gonna be fresh You mean maybe worn out from a long postseason. Yeah, no, least rusty like you had I've been I've been taking care of my body for three weeks now

And you you're just getting to the offseason Right, so I'll be all be tuned up ready to go. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna take you a few more Rushmore's to get to get warmed up We'll come up with something some different shit for next year. We got a I had a couple ideas today. Yeah I also got a bunch of like really good submissions today when I asked online so well Zach maybe farm the my mentions for that

I can do that. Yes, sir. There's a lot definitely save for next year

“Wanted to do the Mount Rushmore tricks, but I think that would have been tough for you guys off of the top of your head”

When you go to a massage place by the Absolutely okay, no 1080. Yeah, ooh, that's a good one. Mm-hm. Statue of light. Oh, you've got your nose Fumble loop. Fumble. Rooski. Yeah, gosh, your nose is good one rabbit out of hat. Yeah Oh, it's leaf liquor. Oh, it's just in general. Yeah, you got some of the work. Oh, I must fell for that right now

Yes, that's good. Okay. Oh, she's untied. Oh, hey, you're a firefest. Yeah, this is a Wednesday. We talked about the grudge match. I put big cat Whitney and Dave on my hot seat. Mm-hm. Three verse three scramble. You're pretty confident

I was I was confident, but like I was I was trying to I was trying to you know promote the grudge because

There wasn't really a grudge otherwise. No, it was very weird to have a grudge match against you My best for us. Speak for yourself. Yeah, so I was I was just trying to you know get get some get some chatter going to get some get some some tension Ries and thinking it was going to be a close match I switched to lefty thinking and and this was like the perfect time like I was like by the time You know end of the summer like I should be in a good spot

Lefty that was the goal going into it. Yes, right at the chance to prove it a chance to get an auto invite to the invitational next year and if we lost I'm not in for 10 years Mm-hm and and we just got pulled raised. I played horrible

“It was it was a bad showing we missed. I think we missed”

On five holes. We missed puts that were less than 10 feet. I think all three of us. I think we missed nine the row

7 foot butts. Yeah, so it was it was it was bad I wasn't a bad place last night. I've woken up and just realized it's not that serious and like it was on But I was I was I was down bad. You're down bad. You don't really bad. I have a question for you Hank. Yeah. What do you say to the haters that are saying that they were right? Right about what? Just you suck in your golf I

Go I and you play golf you don't suck. Yeah, but on camera. I'm horrible that that's just like that's that's there's Four or five years straight of evidence of that where it's like I play much worse than I Can play or have played off camera that's something I got to deal with And I also think it's probably true that I should be better at golf or how much golf I play

“I don't even I can't I wish I could defend that fact”

But it we've gotten and I and in for you know, first we month something I just started playing lefty

But like I've now played enough rounds practice enough like I should be I should have advanced more than I have So it's like that that's true. That's just something I got to get it. So the haters are right You could say yeah, I don't know. It's okay. Sometimes it's like hey guess what haters you got it right Yeah, but this is the doubters not the end of the story. No. It's not the end of the story You just begin motivation. Yeah, let's start a championship do you do you have ten years to get good enough to be an

Avitational at the end of one chapter. Hmm. I still think that we should appeal Dave's no invite to the invitation over ten years and as a lefty your band But as a righty who's to say yeah, that's a different person right? But also that the thing that I realized too Which was like I I based on how I played yesterday like if I had Played an invitation and did that I would be 20 that would be much worse than losing you know the grudge match

“Yeah, so and that's what would have happened. Yeah in the grudge match it was very funny because going back and watching it”

Only two balls got pulled out of a cup for the entire game and one was a a long chip in by Whitney I think we made another part or somebody made another part maybe it was Dave but only two times did the ball go into the hole The punch that we missed we should have made at least two of them got to make two out of there's three the one that you guys are all missed the exact same way That was that was where it was like because I kept on saying watch it back It's tricky tricky pin location tricky pin location

As much as a grudge match, people will be shocked to hear this. I didn't have any animosity towards the team we're playing and I kept on saying when we get to the cart Like Dave kept on saying hey the match is over the match over. I was like no, they're gonna make a pot. They're gonna make a pot and Dave Just kept saying no, they're not they suck and He turned out to be correct on that day letting down coach Groen to is probably the worst part Like there's no one that you want to perform for better like kind of step up and in a big moment and and show

You can be someone and to just time and time again Not do that and he's you know a lot older than us and we were like relying on him so much that Hurt the most PFT. Yeah, I've let down before I let down again like coach Groen and so old. That out that hurts It does hurt and watching it's very mean that we've just had a replay of all the miss puts cycling this entire time We're talking about it

There I thought it was one. I one point. I thought it was like the same. I don't really know I know these are different holes. It was also one hundred and thirty five degrees There are a couple very funny miss puts where the ball it's going in and then it almost like Developed some mind it puts a juke move Mm-hmm. Oh, there's what yeah, shout out to streams on that. Unbelievable. Oh, you're unbelievable. Of course. Unbelievable spot

Crazy county Florida. Yeah, again. Sorry Zack probably should have taken you no good early in your house My my buddy sir Hank a beere yesterday and he's a drink yesterday and he said uh, there's nothing behind those eyes Oh, that was after yeah, that was before we got on the flight. Yeah, I was I was I was I was down bad Yeah, that's bad spot. It's okay. We we move on return the page It's so bad in the car to the plate. He goes I got I got a reevaluate every

That's okay. It's okay. He's like I have to reevaluate

“I I was having a full blown identity crisis because I played bad golf. Yeah, and then I kind of woke up today”

I was like just Shows it over. Yeah, yeah, you can't go off on camera. Yeah, so we build we all suck That's a thing. No, we need so on a winning side. He's awesome winning is so fast. Yeah, and Grooters good too We just gave him nothing One day though crunch match. It was can't wait for grudge match. I don't know I don't think Dave's gonna be involved

No, I think it's called grudge match because now afterwards we have a grudge. No, we have to settle it Yeah, against the game of golf. Yeah We should invent some sort of scoring system where Hank you don't compete against anybody you just compete against Whatever, like the score should be yeah, you like you log it and try to get try to beat that. Yeah, grudge Come on

Back yeah, you got to get back on that horse one thing about Hank you can't be thinking about getting bucked one bat one bad golf outing He's not gonna stop him from golfing. Mm-hmm. He's gonna get back on that horse

“Yeah, that's only what you got the only way out. It's through only what I got to conquer my demons patman. Yeah”

Okay similar it's basically Hank and I had a shared fire fest this week, which is getting beating golf on camera And it's not fun. No, but yeah, we ran through that. It's It was more of a mental game because you just start thinking you start doing the math and you say it's not over yet Well, it's not over yet the rules also made it impossible for taver and I think there was one point where we were You were up six or up six with five to go, and it wasn't over. I think we were up five with three to go and it wasn't yeah

Yeah, it was like what the fuck is happening? We're up seven with four to go at one point and then up five with three to go

I was like this we're just never getting out of this. It quite literally could have been it would have been the biggest comeback in the history of golf

Yeah, because nobody else has ever been down seven with five horse four to go. Yeah, and then pull that off So yeah, I was you know missed opportunity, but again, Hank. It's it's one round of gold. There's always more golf. Yeah Always more golf. Yeah, but yeah, that's pretty much it the other fire fest was from last week where it was right after we recorded the show That I engaged in violence against a co-worker and I'd like to apologize to say co-worker for that

We moved on as a friend we shook hands But every man has a line that you can't cross my line is two eggs if you throw one A got me I'll turn the And the communist is fine like we could talk shit. Yeah, but if you say you are if you throw one A got me I will turn my cheek if you throw two eggs. I've run out of cheeks to turn. I also miss you I was so talking about campar stool PFT

“Body in Rico great great push. I I went to Saratoga right after and in Dave asked me he was like was that was that real anger?”

I said here's the thing The camera saw two eggs what the camera didn't see was Three nights of Rico snoring sleep talking farting not saying that like like we'd we disliked him But it will put it will push a man to it to their edge. I said we're basically like POWs in the in that cabin with him

By day three you're like you're seeing shit and you're you know, you don't know what's going Rico got fragged. Yeah, it was it was more like the egg all over my legs and so the second egg I did there was anger behind it. Yes, but only in those like two seconds I kind of blacked out. I didn't even think about it as I was running up to him some people on online were like cheap shot because Rico turned his back. I

Think that you there's no such thing as a cheap shot if you throw two eggs at somebody and then you turn around Coward move by Rico to turn around

I would never say that I would never say that but we're riders I just I blacked out and then I hit the guy and then now we're friends shout out looks

It was a pretty good hit if I don't if I do say so much It was nice the human body craves contact and I haven't hit a guy like that since I retired from rugby in 2015. It feels good. Yeah. Yeah All right my fire press kind of related to the grudge match which You know listen it was fun going out there. We love draft Kings just let we get paid to go golf with our friends But the one downside of it was

We were gone on Wednesday got back late Wednesday night and I missed The pugs winning a championship which I'm really using this as a vehicle memes chain congratulations What a night they not only want a championship But beat quacken balls on the way there and beat them with a walk off Fuck yes boys

Okay, I'm so I was getting those text and I was just like fuck man I wish I had been there because it seemed like the best night three games memes more say anything you were you barely walking today

Which he deserves? Yeah, that's like the fastest I've ran in the championship game like in a while I left it all out in the field. I love it think about memes is he does memes moves quickly when he has to yeah

“Pugs finish I think forces like mr. Miyagi 14 and three in the in the in the summer”

We had two two seasons 14 and three overall it really 14 and two We had a four-fit the

70 finals in the spring because there was a million right out and it was during

vacation week. Ah, yeah, that's right. I think I Do have to start asking about about max and big cat? Yes, sure I was like what should we ask? Just like I don't know you go look look look at the look at the Salars look at everything going into next year, and it's like is this why I'm a negative sourics. I pay for the league

Yeah, so you're saying that like if a if a really good team if they would a championship and They had one player that was out and then other players stuffed up and like one MVP. Yeah, then they should then get rid of the player That was out Fair I'm just asked I just do you start to start asking questions it kills me. I wasn't there if I'm not that a team next year If I'm on team next year, I totally understand

We're all champions though. Well, I didn't I didn't play in any losses this year either true So I think I probably was like eight know or something, but yeah, that sucked that sucks It was I mean, I had played in part one of the summer. I didn't play in part two But I was like damn like I it looked awesome what I was there. Yeah, some three games super hot night

Like the boys battling congrats to the pugs incredible incredible seat was a celebration like oh

Man celebration was good. We just did one round because it was super late It was like 11 a card. You almost passed out in the bar memes. I did I was wearing two shirts It was a hundred degrees. She's this memes. You got us well. We weren't too sure It was a champion if the tickets and the it was the championship shirt that had that on over the puncture. That's cool. Maybe a banner

“I feel like you should just I said this earlier like get us get up just a picture of pug”

Yeah, and hang it in the in the rafters. Mm-hmm. Let's get some rings It was three super competitive games though when the first game by one We had an hour break in between so we got that watch the cock and balls

First game we thought we're getting a smoke. They were all wearing cut-offs probably take steroids

Like they they demolished the team before one by 20 we end up walking them off One by one and then championship game we ended up wrong really. Oh That's the best and it was like It wasn't even a it was a non-competitive championship game so you could like really enjoy it. No It was super competitive. Oh wait until the fourth and okay, their picture hit a grants lamb put it up three

Like they were going nuts and then bottom of the inning We hit a grants lamb Then we started going nuts and then we rallied from there. Oh, yes, was there a Celebration of field dog pile. Yeah, we were just chaining ricks nice The strip club in Chicago. We were promised by our coach Quakes that he would take us there. Yeah, if we want to I'll pay for him. Did he?

He did not he could be said he could just pay for around a chain. How'd you play the whole the whole squad played played great This is the probably the oldest I've ever felt is the oldest I've ever been yet will true but like I Don't the my body is no longer meant for the the triple header and 95 degree hate it was I'm really hurt bolt up I'm bolting up still sounds like you're less than bolt that the the breaking between games

“In that he that's like your body shuts down. Yeah, and then you have to get loose again”

I guess it should be I as much as I was like I had such intense fomo and and was sad I wasn't there I should probably be a little happy because I think there's a 95% chance I would've got an injury right as the oldest guy on the team by far I would have I think my body would not have been able to handle that probably there are a lot of injuries because Like when we went to camp we played three games in a row and I was sore for a week and that wasn't a break and also camp wasn't as

Competitive in the three games we played there are probably four hamstring injuries and two other ankle injuries So you might have dodgeable it. Yeah, there's nothing better than getting out there with the boys now But it's the injuries suck when you get older, but it's still worth it to get out there And have some fun with the guys war wounds. Yeah, I do wish everyone was there though I know I felt I felt bad yeah taxing afterwards. No, I loved it. I was living by carously through you guys. It's Jack McCarthy's fault

Yeah, he decided to do the grudge match on a Wednesday knowing we have softball and like I think I think I got home After the first game and I was like I can't show up mid playoffs to like you guys playing that would be weird. So

Pugs I'm gonna get I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get a ring and I'll put it in my closet and never work

“So I don't want someone to see me wearing the ring and be like oh, how the championship game go, but like oh, well”

Grudge match you don't you know a stand. Yeah, I still think a banner is the way to go. Yeah It should be celebrate. We should look back on this agreed. Oh, Zach for the soft. Oh, my father We can't say I can't say my bad he's about to walk out It's just a jack. You want to do a happy ending on the show. I got you My purpose of this week is just that I

Mentally crumbled in this duel today, and I don't know the duel really just as soon as we went one be one Be one my rush more season. You are so bad dude. Oh, it's the is discussed. I if you guys Decide that you will have me for next season. I'm gonna in this off season

I'm gonna have to just get to it. Yeah. How would you get to it? Just top fours just ripping top fours

Yeah, I just get this own Zach. I I want to say I don't want to throw out any maybe Malfeasants that was going on with the polls, but I do think the AWS wanted to see a duel and you might not have like retroactively

Monday and Wednesday, you might not have had your strongest effort either. I mean, it was just oh I'm fine. Yeah, as soon as you want to be one mental digit yeah, and my decisive making powers are not very strong I had better picks on the list some rounds and I just go I just over and over again pick a worse or worse It's not a bad pick. It's like you almost need like a you need a partner. Yeah, to help with these things

“I think next year we at least have like decent idea of teams like if we wanted if we did teams right now”

That were fair. It would probably be you and Max

Zach and Max probably PFT and memes in me and Hank, and that would be fair So we could at least start from a fair point. I'm worried I still have bad picks in me I would think I may go home as we can just dump them all out. Just just brainstorm all the bad picks out Can you treat those please? I can so don't tweet what the rush more is just a picks just tweet all your bad picks I can do that with no context. I got to get him out of just a whole list of all your bad picks

No context of what they go to and we'll guess actually know what let's do this on To on month on Tuesday show. I actually think it'd be funny if like people sent new the Mount Rushmore Is that they want you to do and you do just custom Mount Rushmore's for people Publicly and show how bad your picks can be like what happened fire one, but I want I want so by the way I think everyone knows we've been doing this schedule forever, but two next week

There's show Tuesday Wednesday Friday because we have more of them We're gonna do a lot of college or the Labor Day. We're gonna do a lot of college football on Tuesday Wednesday We'll get ready for NFL Friday regular NFL preview for week one Zach so do what PFT said but also Before you have people because that will happen on Friday when people will hear this before Friday

I want you to make a list of all your bad picks and then on month when we tape on Monday night You'll read us the bad picks will have to guess where they go to what Mount Rushmore they go to and these picks are on the future So could be good picks Yeah, I'm probably not so I just start out there. Yeah, just put make a list of like 30 picks and we'll decide what the Mount Rushmore Okay, so for one do 30

Like give us one bad pick right now Yeah, elephantitis Okay, Mount Rushmore of things that you don't want to get. Yes, yeah, it was pick though, right? Yeah. Yeah, kind of I think that's the disease Does anyone even get that? Yeah, so I have to be in like a tough country But yeah, you don't want it actually actually know knowing how bad Zach is

Okay, it would have been it would have been the Mount Rushmore of Tituses so Mark would have gone one yeah, and then Zach would have gone elephant Titus That's good One's global one's not Mark Titus yeah, he's pretty global. Yeah. I was talking Mark now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mount Rushmore of Tituses. Derma You would have fucked that off

One more there one more another Titus. You know no another pick. Oh, not another pick. Oh, we'll go with a

“Scream three. Okay. Mount Rushmore of Jerry O'Conan movies. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's really the only thing that movies Mount Rushmore of Trilogy's no one watched it”

Yes, okay. Oh wait, so they're Which which topic were you doing when you said scream three? I was I had Jerry on the brain But we can pivot to Trilogy's if it's a better paper trilogies That's good that I got our panstats. Are you showing proven willing to change? Mount Rushmore of verbs and numbers

Uh, what's on the Mount Rushmore of numbers zero through a hundred but you can only pick one of them Uh, 10 and then seven 99 55. Okay. Okay. Which one's your pick?

99. I'll go eight 15. I don't think Jerry O'Conan's in screen theory. Oh, really? What's the end?

“I think he's in the first screen. Is this screen one? That's why he'd burn the bad picks.”

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Jordan so so it was my Mount Rushmore is it was verbs and numbers so I can the first pick would have been

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“Then he would have gone with screen three”

Wait, what the Mount Rushmore what's that just didn't yeah, he did that was the Mount Rushmore. He did Scream three. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I assume saying that would be the Mount Rushmore First verbs combined with numbers guys. He said scream through length 182. Yeah, I've right now. I'm in a good one. Yeah, exactly , so I'm perfect. 49. Did he want it? You want anyone? Shout out to any wooded he was actually watching the grudgement matches.

Probably very you'll probably never come all the way down after you saw a bad road. Yeah, we got to get him on the show. Yeah.

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