-Okay.
-Oh, well, there's Mark. Are we ready, Mark?
-Yeah. -The other. Take it away.
“-All right. Trailer, over of not just pop music,”
like in early '80s, 2000s ad spot.
Welcome to the GYM, your favorite rundown fitness shit hole. In this pilot episode, we follow neurotic girl boss Valerie
“and her rad tag employees that they attempt to film a commercial”
for the grand reopening of the GYM.
Valerie grew up in this shitty local gym as her second home
and purchased the failing establishment
“after the former owner was exposed as the flamingo king”
in a skating-tell-all documentary. The FBI took the birds and Valerie spent her life savings to keep the place from being bulldozed. Can she restore the GYM to its former glory so it lives up to her childhood's rose-colored memories
or will it pale and comparison to its sleek and modern competitor across the street? Solstice. To find out, come on down to the GYM and get a full ab workout laughing in the comfort of your own home. The GYM pilot written by Danny Hanks.
