Trista, Crick, how you doing, how you feeling today?
Well, Juju, I'm not going to lie in plain hurt, but- Oh no.
“Yeah, Juju, I'm just happy to be here, I'm happy to get your energy and soak it right up.”
Man, my energy is so cool, but you're feeling me. If you're out there listening to this, come on, man, get to somebody's. It's some good energy I got today, you're dead. It's also boyfriend material, I love you, baby, wherever you are, I see you. I got some Joker moments from the weekend.
I feel like it's a lot of stuff being celebrated right now on ESPN, other networks. I'll just push Fox Sports, whatever, but I want to talk about some of the lowlights. Some of the questions I got from the weekend, because you my college expert says, I don't know if you know that. And it's the two games too.
I also don't know if you know what happened to MJ that time he had the flu, and what performance he put up, so I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure you're going to be above and then we even today.
First of, the Florida Gators lose to the Iowa, what did they do?
How guys? Bruh, down the stretch, play calling from the coaches to me was questionable. Why you're full court pressing? You're up to. Why you're, you go, why you're trailing the man, boogie, flan?
Yeah, you're up to. And then the last play call, you're not even going to get a shot off. Did you see that game? No, that part really pissed me off.
“I felt like if you're Florida, you have to figure out a way to get down the court.”
You saw that happen with Kentucky in the, in the second game or the first game. When they ended up getting down the court for almost a three. It was like still deep, almost half court, but like they did that in 2.9 seconds. You have to be able to get a quality shot off at that point. Yes, absolutely.
I don't know. Like why was you call a play that takes that long to develop when your season is on the line? Questionable for me.
As well as pressing a full court.
Either way, moving on, build self. And I'm Kansas. What the, what the J-Hawks? The J-Hawks went down to the vampire. Your Diego St. John's man, Repetino, choosing to file on team times in the last 20 seconds or so.
Just to get in the penalty. I don't understand it. Why will you want to get in the penalty just to be in the penalty? And guess what? Okay, game winner in your mouth.
Let's go home. Did you see that one since I did. And also that kid was like one for 17 on the day. Come on. And ends up getting that layup.
And they, they paned to Rick Petino. Did you? After they've won the game. Yeah. And he is looking just completely on the face.
Almost mad. Look. Like what? What do we do? What do I say?
One. Yeah. What? Ah. Sweet.
16. Ah.
“This is like I think the first sweet 16 appearance from the St. John's Johnny since 1999.”
Come on. Listen man. Real quick. Lot of put some respect on Rick Petino's name. It doesn't matter where he goes.
He literally could go to high point. He'd go to Auburn. Yeah. He'd go to a cow Baptist. He'd go any of these places and turn him into sweet 16 elite 18s.
That's just what he does. You know who also does that? Sean Miller. I think you're going to wait for Texas to be like NC State was a couple of years ago, where they're in the first four.
And all of a sudden you're like, I think this might be a final four team. So Sean Miller is much of a scumbag as he is. He's still an excellent coach at the exes in those.
And his team always overperform.
So shout out to to my man, the vampire Rick Petino because. Wow. Right. They're really now set up to give the doop. Blue Devils, a nice little punch in the mouth.
Exactly. The only place I know my boy Rick Petino can coach is Transylvania in the daytime because them boys got stakes and silver and everything. But it's like traffic in Tennessee. You dig it.
Come on, man. Moving on, man. Vanderbilt versus Nebraska. Oh, my God. They have caught a shot that did go in.
But didn't go in. Did you see that one since? You know, it's crazy. It's like I posted that on threads. And I said, we were this close to having Tyler Tanner become a March Madness legend.
Right. And there were so many idiots that did not watch the game that thought that I was referring to when Tyler Tanner got the shot off.
No.
I don't care when he shot it.
It didn't go in the hoop. I showed you the ball is inside the cylinder, but did not go down through the net. That's kind of an important piece of making a shot. It was kind of like a little like the reverse of Tyre's Hall of Britain going up and down during the finals. Or actually it was the Eastern Conference Finals.
Yeah. The Eastern Conference Finals game one against the nicks.
“So he was really close, but also there, but what are you even doing in that moment?”
There we go. Like you shouldn't even be in that scenario. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Like you said, for those who wasn't watching, my boy had 27.
Almost 30. If my boy would have 30 points, that would have went down as one of the greatest college basketball March Madness guys in the history of the world. Absolutely. We still watch Christian later than that week as a fade away free throw.
Don't we? So imagine this. You did it. Come on man. And before we move on to the NBA bro.
Did you see Miami? The U was it was back for a little while. But they went down in a great game against Purdue ballermaker after the game. Those are the two games after the game. My amnes renews.
That's how you say his name.
My boy had a third of some quick and some chicken tenders man.
My boy. A watchman on tenders man. I know how to be. You being the marinas and that's the (beep) Waffed over you and there any blind.
Mm-hmm. What's that? Listen. Sometimes he just needs something. I don't know what the deal is with an up feed in these kids.
He's got to go up and get the chicken tenders as well. He's not able to end up getting the catering for the college kids. Did they run out? Did he have a hankering? The fact that he came up in there in his jersey.
Right. Absolutely insane. That's the choice bro. Because you could have slipped on your hoodie. You little warm-up shirt and you warm-up pants.
My boy said nah bro. If they out here at the bar, I wanted to seize me. He did it. I want to promote a see me or an e-tender just in case. Yeah, baby.
That would me out there. We just lost but I had 23. You did it. Well, I have a minute of renewing. But yeah, I've replay a move from me.
Because it's like Snickersay. But hungry. Why wait? Got down. Take care to the concession stand.
Yeah, you did it. Moving on to the league man. We had a lot of drama. Over the weekend, a lot coming out of Orlando man.
“Did you see any of what happened in Orlando between the Lakers and the Magic?”
Yeah, I think the Lakers doing the intentional missed free throw again. Like it's just kind of a while that worked for him once. Somehow they still found a way to make it work. I forgot that they even got Luke Canard at the deadline. If you're not going to lie to you, but boy has he been good for them.
2.6 seconds left to go. Go ball goes into his shot and it's just wet. Goes in gives the Lakers another dub. And I think that's the reason that they got him. It's for moments like this is to have a sniper.
One of the best three points shooting percentages in the league. But just the way it all went down was. Kills. Staying van Gundy came on the show and said Luke Canard is a better three points shooter than Steph Curry. And so I just want to take this time right here and stay brother.
We love staying van Gundy at this show. We would not be smirk his name at all.
We would never hear that here.
But staying van Gundy boy, stop wake up. Lawrence Fishburner, that one movie was in school days. Wake up, staying van Gundy with the head around with true love. And Gundy with the head around with true man. Have you not seen Steph go over and say it to world and friends.
He saved us to just not do that. What you think about him saying that, right? Is that even kind of fair? No. No.
There we go. I don't think that's fair.
“I mean, I think that Steph Curry will be the best pull-up shooter off the dribble.”
We've ever seen in our life. And then Daniel Lillard is probably after that. They just happen to be in the same generation. There we go. Steph Curry obviously, great off ball.
Like catching shoot shooter as well as his name. I love Luke Knart. But it's like stemming Gundy. So a little white tea bias, fam. So a white tea bias.
See that's why you had the show sis. It'd be shit. It'd be right there in my face. I'm like, you cannot say that. Boy, you better not say that.
And then here come on.
We literally know you.
Same way it's like, listen.
“Don't put him in the same category of Steph Curry.”
Like we love you, Stan. Right. Your lens on hoops is clearly mayonnaise. You need to wipe it off with you. Think of your shirt.
wipe your lips, Stan. You ain't seen her. Come on. But I'll move it on to this game, bro. During the game, Luke Gundy has got his was 16th technical file.
Meaning that he should be suspended for the next game. They're going to need to risk in that. He had this to say on why he got the technical file. I'm definitely hoping. Obviously.
I left my team down. I'm not getting that. The last step. But I didn't see. I wasn't trying to.
He said it for it all. People for all family. And at some point. You know, this is basketball court.
At some point, I just can't stand.
I stand up for myself. But I know. I got to better. I'm a team in some of the end of my bag. So I let him down today.
No matter what I'm doing in the world. I don't care from playing football. I don't care from playing. Do the world cup for the penalty shot. You can't tell me you're in the F.
My whole family club. Bro, what you think about that, bro? Go go bust. What's his last name? But I see.
Go go here, sis. The floor is yours. I just. I feel like what number one.
“There's clearly some Eastern European beef.”
Yeah. A course. And it's really personal. We saw this. When Georgia played Turkey.
And go the jump. Forconport Moss. And they literally. The police were involved in the jumping. Like they were all like.
And one. Yeah. And go this. Still on probation. Yeah.
Like a 15,000. Foreign currency. Don't. Then I don't recall what. It is CRHCA or F.
Whatever. And so he has been pulling shenanigans. Yeah. For ages. Remember he almost.
He tried to bite Gary Payton. The second. Right. He kind of is a little bit violent. And a little bit of a sh*tster and starter.
And I know that we. Make fun of Luca for complaining. Yeah. And coming after the refs and getting too many technical fouls. But at what point.
Does your manhood. And yourself respect. And your honor in your dignity. In your integrity. Come into play.
The man said in his foreign tongue. I will f*ck. Your whole family. That's like his daughter. That's his ex-wife.
These in the middle of a custody battle with his mama. Then he's siblings. They have. It's male siblings. But leave my granddad alone.
I know that. I mean what we're talking about. The threat of rape. You're not allowed to threaten me. That you're going to rape my whole family.
Because you're not going to be willing. Okay? Exactly. You need to get out of my me, my right. Right now.
Right now. I promise. Go go. You leave my little cousin. I'm sure I look at it.
I swing on him. That's what I'm coming from. Like at a certain point.
“You tell me that that's why you got the technical.”
I feel like we should have been pulling you off him. The only reason that you're not pulling you off of him is because you must know. He's still at the one to run up. He's very clearly. Right.
Right. For you to put that sentence together and bring out. People in here and you would know he folks can hit you at the free dollar. But what's wrong with you, man? I'm not messing with you.
You don't. Hey, man. I'm protecting myself. Back up. Go go.
It's all I'm saying. But I'm so during that game. We had. But that game was so fun, bro. We had fans in the audience that I don't know if they have a solid
brown play at all. This brother. I think LeBron got found going up. Uh, I forgot who filed them. Because a hard filing LeBron heard his elbow.
Mr. Beckard. You got that video of the brown lover. You got that. No. There you go.
No. No. No. You got that. You got that.
There's a blazer. You got that. You got that.
Hey, my boy ready to go out, never man.
Boy, you know. You know what?
What?
You know what? You know what? He walks down there too. Get up, boy. Get up, boy.
Get up, boy. Get up, boy. Get up, boy. Get up. Ricky.
No. All right. Exactly. Exactly.
He actually like he was out there with bullets in his chest.
Leakin' out on the concrete from a drive-by. Get up. No. No. No.
Not brawn. No. No. Get up. Get up.
Bro, I hope somebody loved me like that, bro. If when you got love like that from random strangers, bro. You, the goat, bro. You, you, the king, man. Look.
Honey, go, bro. You dropped this. My boy was ready to crash out on security. The other security. This little girl who keep looking at him.
Just because the brun is out there and he is down. And he is flopped again. The brun got up by the way. Shot both three doors and was okay to ensure the game. You did get up here still alive.
He's still alive, bro. But look. To that brother, we salute you at the alley, because that's the kind of passion we need from every fan in the NBA arena, moving forward. No doubt.
That enthusiasm. Well, likeers have just been rolling though. They came out. They got into Miami at like, I want to say five in the morning. Yeah.
The day of the game, and they put questionable on Luca Brun and Austin Reeves, and they all played, and they all bald, and they came back, and they won.
“I think they were three and a half point or four and a half point.”
Underdogs.
They ended up smack in Miami on the second night of a back to back across the country.
It's 60. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Get what?
Get what else? 60. 60. Look a game. Six.
Oh, like the creeps. Brun, come on, Brun. In your face, too. Luca. Don't you see the fan in the crowd that had the jersey on.
He had a goga jersey on, because I guess, hey, goga's respected in the more land of the streets. But as soon as the game went and went down, look what my boy did. Look for three. Snatched the goga jersey on the Brun jersey up under him.
Oh, my God. [cheering] Brun.
Look at that fan right there.
“Do you command that joke or is he committing one of the worst offenses ever?”
You can't have two jerseys on underneath one of the other. You can. Especially, you got to go like O'Neill, Penny, Cole Anthony, Palo Ben Carroll. And they'll Carter, Jonathan Isaac. You can't go goga but tots.
And then LeBron. You can't like, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's what he's trying to say. I'm coming up into Orlando, and I'm prepping for Goga. But really inside my heart.
Yeah. It's like her's all there. My boy did the Denzel. I'm leaving here with something. Yeah.
My boy leaving here with a W either way at Gobra. He hit in the bar. Yeah. But you already know how I'd be. You see me today.
My selfies went down to my timber walls. So I felt like my well put out all stuff on Marbury. I see that. I see that she did that. Not that you know there.
The selfies were going to get together. They were working it out. It's the same to play. I was speaking loose down. Who cares if that man wasn't there.
Yeah. Moving on. Lastly. Well, not even lastly. Just right quickly.
Jalen. Jalen is coming back to okay see right quick. Does it matter? Does this make them back? Voting to beat?
“Or is it going to be like, Jason, tell them getting back integrated?”
I'll take a little bit. I think he's going to be good right away. We saw him. He came back the last time. It looked like he was his self instantly.
And I felt like okay see he's been able to slow play him and allow him to get completely ready and to be an explosive player that's you know how he normally wants to function. So there's no real like on ramp of trying to get back right. So yeah, I think okay see you've got so many players that are eight or ninth off the bench. And those players would start on pretty much any other NBA team like AJ Mitchell is a starting
point guard. Twenty seven, twenty eight teams. You see like, well, AJ over the weekend. Oh, come here. Come on.
Julie and champagne.
Justin, who's everyone you are?
Take the.
“But now he's kind of like to they like to get in the mud a little bit.”
They like to piss you off. They like to irritate you like to get under your skin. It doesn't really matter who and it's working. I mean, you got Lou Dort there who somewhat is a bit of a dirty player. He's just kind of throw away.
But like case and Wallace is kind of taking his shine a little bit. You make a trade for axe cruiser. He hasn't been healthy. Isaiah Hardenstein hasn't been healthy. Chat home.
We're in hasn't been healthy. And then you've got got. Cubans. Long grain. You see his profile picture.
I did not see. They put the sexy filter on my boy.
The AI filter going to commercial.
And he was like, who the hell is this? This is AI. But he made his profile picture. You've got Aaron Wiggins. You've got Isaiah Joe.
They just come off the bench. You got Jared McCain. I mean, the list goes on can Rick Williams. He doesn't get a lot of run. But he's played awesome against the San Antonio spurs specifically.
So I think he'll get some run. Like, this team is just not only are they loaded. Now you've got players who normally don't get heavy heavy minutes. Who have gotten those regular season heavy minutes because there's been so many injuries. So now what does that mean in the playoffs?
“I think it means that they're more ready to go.”
I think it means that they're more seasoned. In fact, I think that the injury to OKC probably makes them scarier than if they've been healthy. This whole year long. Yeah, bro.
It sounds like it's about to be trouble trouble.
In that way, lastly, Steph Curry also on the man making a return. Now, the warriors have been damn near pee. You got awful. But at West bottom still has it so that they will be in that playing. Is it going to be dangerous to face stiffen them boys?
Or is it a little too little, a little too late? If it would have been one of those scenarios where Houston wouldn't have fallen down in the standings. And if they were a two seed, I would feel a lot better about the Warriors chances. I mean, you're talking about a team that's struggling offensively. Guys can't get their own shots.
Tariys and hasn't hit a bucket since Christmas. His own mom is trolling him online. It's bad. It's bad out here. Jibari Smith hasn't looked that consistent.
It's really like, can we get the ball to KB? And now we got controversy whether Reed Shepherd's playing or not. So if the Warriors were going to play a Houston team that was a two seed, then I would say, yeah, like the Warriors are very seasoned. They've got guys with multiple championships under their belt.
And you say, okay, well, like, I'll give it to them. But against the spurs, or against the thunder, anyone who's eight or seven, it's a wrap for them. Completely done. Alright, bro.
Like, yes, Steph Curry is back. But guess who he's swinging the ball to? Guy Santos. So salute to my wedgie, salute. He got the note. Right, you're feeling we already know.
It's Jerry the best Jerry curl in the game. Let's just so glow let it shine through. But it's looking like you're all muffin up. I've snowed fall. And look like that, bro.
My sister been playing seat the whole episode. That's what you don't know. And now you know, bro. Three-pointer in your mouth still, drone. Slow foul.
Yeah. Come on, man. That's going to do it for another episode, man. Any last words on the way out, sis. Listen, keep watching the tournament.
Roof for Arkansas. Roof for our guide there is a cuff. He's got ice wonder running through his goddamn veins. Dude, you. I'm going to tell you what, he's going to be one of the most interesting players
in the draft in terms of where he gets selected.
“I think that's probably the biggest question.”
Mark for the 2021-26 NBA draft right now. Yeah, bro. So little to him. Hey, yeah. Just sign with Reebok.
He got a little, man. Also on the way out. So little to Katie for passing on Jay on that scoring list. Brother. You say, you got foam on the go.
And I believe my boy. You did. As always. Thank you, Miss Rebecca. Down the hill.
Come on, man. We love your sis. And my boy. The this thing was Dylan Wayne. You got the no brother.
We love your man. And all the listeners, man. Without you. Who the hell are we? Catch us again.
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