Hour 1: The Best Thing In Purple Since Prince (feat. Kathleen Turner & Fibula, the Vampire)

Why does Greg Cody have a slight smirk on his face?

It's just my natural disposition. You seem happy. Something was making you happy. You were thinking about something there and you seemed amused. I saw something on the show notes that made me smile,

which was that my old buddy Joe Biden gave me a call the other day. And I played it on my podcast.

“And it just made me smile because it was so important for us.”

So listen to what just happened there because it is what really happened. I just caught a private thought that Greg Cody was having. And it was about his podcast and it was about thinking that we had not yet promoted his podcast that we hadn't done his catchphrases. He was just smiling thinking about himself.

And I caught him. I thought he was smiling about something that it just happened.

There are any number of things locally that I want to get to,

including the Miami open. I don't know whether anybody around here wants to talk tennis, but we had an iguana. We have an infestation. We just had a single iguana that was interrupting play because this is a beautiful piece of swamp land.

It's very expensive in the keys and a major tournament really gets played down here every year and even off time. But the take off now. I'm going to try to catch for us. Oh, wow.

Oh, they caught it by the tail. You're going to treat it right. Didn't catch it yet. This is incredible. Oh, it's running on the course.

Court dinosaur. I legitimately did. Oh my god. They are harassing that poor thing. They got it.

They released it. What they supposed to do there. You got to catch it.

“You don't get that kind of entertainment in Indian Wells, do you?”

Oh, that's one of the Miami open is the fifth major. And Dan, we got a major upset at the fifth major over the weekend. Carlos Alcaras lost only a second match of 2026. He had lost last week in Indian Wells to a surging Medvedev. But now we have a new American hope.

Sabi Corda finally through all these injuries.

Corda has never been in the discussion as top American male.

You've heard the likes of Tiafo, who had a big win over the defending champion yesterday. You've heard Tommy Paul, Taylor Fritz, Ben Shelton. But Sabi Corda right now is a player that's in the best form, beating his first ever number one overall. Sabi Corda, the son of Peter Corda, his two other siblings are professional athletes.

Man, we might have something get excited about the American men's tennis. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. American women's tennis is fine. Americans men's tennis, it's not ever hopeful.

What? There's time for hope. And he beat a number one and he's playing really well. As you know, the Del Rey open is the father of form. And he won that.

I made a mistake putting that tournament in Kibiskein. How many years has it not been in Kibiskein? That's five. That was straight. Kibiskein won out, normally wouldn't be in that area.

That's Miami Garda. That's Miami Gardens. And while we haven't won is there, I don't think the hard rock is the place that I would assume to see in a Guana scatter across a court. That's where the F1 races are.

That's a, that's a, that's a concrete jungle over there. You say it was planted? Yeah, they had it flown in from Kibiskein. How many years has it been since the Miami open? Wasn't Kibiskein.

It moved in 2019. Yeah, I said five. I was too old. back be proud. I'm leaning back. Jack. What do you want to do? Greg, how are how do you feel today about you've got your coffee? You have not had your breakfast. You haven't worked in a week last time.

You left coughing, wheezing, and missed your next day because you had a because you blew a gasket. Yeah. The one day, you came off a cruise for 10 days. You drank way too much. Your breakfast was tomato juice and vodka. And vodka. Every morning all the bloody for 10 days. And then you go wheezing into the doctors office after one day of work because you blew a gasket and then you missed the rest of the week. Yeah. Correct. Well, missed the rest of the week from this show. I did it

“other way, but I had an acute respiratory infection. Yeah, but your Joe Biden was healthy, right?”

Healthy enough to perform. Oddly enough, Joe Biden seemed to have a cold as well. Oh, yes. So, so you were very sick and you couldn't come in here, but you're Joe Biden miraculously without drugs. This is going to sound like sick Joe Biden on your podcast that makes you smile to start this segment. Hey, G.C., it's Joe. Hey, I wonder, long time no talk. Sorry about my wisdom. Yet, no, we're a little bit of a cold. I don't get the medical care I use to send them on our office.

Anyway, I want to let you know, I don't know how closely you follow women's division three

or no, in the regular season. Coach Ben O'Brien and the Gals. And they're really playing

“purpose of the lady royals, the best thing in purple since Prince. They're waiting for Casey”

Cranson. Sounds like Scranton. Sure, to be called Casey Scranton. I remember they're on the kitchen table in Scranton in my dad's a Joey right now. It's time and history. The women don't get a fair shake, but someday up the road, you're going to see the University of Scranton with his basketball team where he's the national semi-finals. I didn't have much interest at the time, but I tell you man, I'm more than a purple mascot right now, just giving you this message. Anyway, congratulations

to the Scranton lady royals. I've got to go and have my voices shot. I cannot articulate to anyone listening to this. How profound how profoundly bad the judgment has to be to allow his Biden to go any syllable beyond Scranton. The judgment, the judgment exhibited by the producers of

“this show, who thought that he could carry that comedically with a very poor Joe Biden. When all”

he's got of this impersonation, is the Scranton is a failure from the people who support Greg Cody. So that wasn't Joe Biden on the phone? Of course it was. Kathleen Turner. Zazlo is still in a trespassing. Let's put him in picture and picture as he recreates Zazlo. What are you going to do for us as we put you in picture and picture? Oh, you're back out on the other side of the chain now. What happened? Nothing happened. I didn't want to stand on the steps

for, you know, any longer. So I'm going to show off my acting chops and we're going to reenact that you at the end of the chain saw a scene, man, because those are the steps right there.

All right, so it was hugely overacted and we can, so it's the first hotel room, right? Is there a

“plaque up there, too, to signify that that's the hotel room or did you not get up that high?”

No, no, I mean, I can go up that high, but like it's it's clearly blocked off. There's another gate. It's not letting you walk past, but that's where he told she'd you grab the yellow right there. Okay, go. All right, go ahead and take us through, but you remember how that man overacted into the street and staggered into the street. All right, and then get back here because we've got sports to talk. Go ahead and do it in picture picture. This is silent. This is a silent scene. You don't need

any sounds or anything. So we'll continue doing our little sports show here as Zazlo recreates this scene with tremendous acting. Yes, Roy, did you want to say something? Yeah, I just wanted to know like Greg, you had a cold before. So do you think you're Biden would be better now? Like if we laid out and just gave you another, I don't know, minute, minute and a half to try to do a Biden again. Would that be any better this time around? No, I don't do Biden. I mean, I, you know,

he would. Well, if you were to do an impression of the call that he made to you, how do you think that would go? Well, first of all, can I give a quick update? Because Joe, Joe told me what is

Zazlo doing? He's going to push up in the middle of it. That was amazing and Greg was too busy

wanting to talk about his podcast to notice what anyone else in the room was doing. His self-absorption is at an all-time high and it started the segment with him reading his notes pondering his podcast because he was amused by that terrible Biden, terrible, flu-written Biden who couldn't come over. So terrible. He had a bad cold like in there. What should what should have her name have been? What was the first name? Derek, Erica. Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric,

you loved the Ericis Grant. All right, good question. Because it was like something that sounded like, quick, quick update. The, um, scrant and division three women's basketball team that Joe mentioned reaching the national semi-finals, they reached the championship game, but then lost. So that's a quick update. Shelf dealer. What is Ryan? He was talking about a legit thing with the scrant division three women's basketball team. So big event. It's a big deal.

Zazlo, what do you have for us before you get out of there? Thank you. That was exceptional an amazing performance. I hope we could put them side by side on social. So people could see you were really in character there Zaz. That was a tremendous recreation of a 40-year-old movie.

Dan, Dan, two things about me, everybody knows. I'll never be a cuck and I'm a great actor.

I was surprised by that. You caught me off guard. Come on home. You caught me off guard from the

As a character, you realize you're, if you want the lane of being a wrestler,

“cuck is your lane. I know you'll never be a cuck but cuck is your lane.”

That's a terrible gimmick. That will not be what I'm doing. But I appreciate the advice. All right. Come on home. We miss you and Doug. Okay. I miss you too. Why are you saying you're hanging up on him? Like a significant other. I want, I want, I want Greg. Come on home. Shouting to the microphone. Shouting to the microphone is if he's shouting at Zaz, Greg, your performance today. Thank you. Cuck a little do. Zaz, seeing a few.

Go on. What were you saying? You wanted to get off your cuck-a-doodle. I did. It's lying. You had it lined up there for it. It was all it was in the queue. It was waiting.

Timing has just been a little off today. Just across the show. It's on a compliment. Oh.

It's, it's because we're interacting with the outdoors. We've got Zaz being incorporated. You can't tell me we've had anything better on today's show than Zaz is staggering down those stairs. He was on a show. He went on to the street. I won't tell you that. And Greg Cody and Greg Cody wasn't even paying attention to it. Didn't even know what we were doing. Like had no understanding because he simply wanted to talk about his podcast. I just looked and I saw him

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Let's update our tournament. You're with me because nobody else is with me and this is the constant tension we have on Cody too. This has been a throwback performance for me. He's a victim of bad editing. The Kathleen Turner call should have been like half that length. Wait, so was it or was it not Greg? That was Kathleen Turner. It was Joe.

“So that's what I thought. Mike guys, Joe. Joe had a hold back. Half that half that length.”

That impersonation needs to be two syllables. It talking any more than that is a disaster in any form that it's been used. The Scranton team made the semi final. What impersonation? Yes. Let's update. No, I'm not talking about it. I don't understand sick freed you know. Let's update. No, that's a bridge too far. That's a bridge too far right. There's sick freedom of Roy making a parents after we've annoyed the audience for this long this way.

Well, if you think that's a bridge too far, so folks across the aisle might have something to say about that. So what happened to you at the Sloan conference when you're doing Eurobama? What, what happened? They don't worry about it. Is that Kathleen Turner? Hey, can I play too? No, that's a good look. You? Come on, man. We got to come together. Full kick, full kick. What happened? You broke out your Obama's Sloan and the audience did not get it.

“They didn't, they didn't know what I was doing. They were just like just silent staring.”

And so Pobles and all he does is awful. Obama's like no, hold on. Wasn't awful. They just didn't know what was happening because this is a serious crowd. Here to watch this serious panel about us uncovering truths, which we did.

But when I brought it back around the second time, I brought the house down.

Like Howard Dean and Iowa. Ka! I mean, as performance art, you going before Sloan when Poblo poor Poblo is trying to do a live show with a degree of difficulty that was really uncommon, right? Putting the pressure up, let's break this investigation at Sloan like he was nervous and should have been. That's all very hard to do for you to be comfortable enough to go in-personation. On stage, I was proud of you.

I was proud of you for trying to lighten the everything of it. But that he was working to that crowd and they didn't recognize your Obama. Yeah, then he wasn't actually nervous. It should be told me in David Simpson, we're way more nervous because again, when we typically do these episodes, there's a lawyer either in the room or on the call who makes a stop and reshape things. And so we're kind of stressing backstage into the Poblo Poblo. There's no safety

net. Well, how do we know what to say what not to say in Poblo? It'll be fine. It'll be fine. And so I did that in part because I wanted to avoid saying something salacious that might get us all sued. Yeah, that's good. That's the danger of live and the danger of all the work that he's doing around this stupidity that we do here to fund it. Let's get to our tournament at Lebtard Show. I've got the round of 32 results. So this has been very good this year. I've been

really proud and happy to have this thing reach its previous standards because at the best of this

“game and visually, if you have not seen this visually, you should check it out on YouTube because”

visually, if you don't know the people involved, they're all sold by the visuals of this, even though some of you don't need visuals for most of these. So in the Midwest, St. Louis is gone. Number nine seed. That means this is gone. Print vanibles looks like the small town sheriff had a movie that ends up being corrupt after he spent the whole movie telling your wife he's corrupt. You got a route here for Michigan. You got a route for this to advance because it deserves to

advance because it does good as it gets. Michael Smith looks like the high school teacher that motivates a students by sitting in a chair backwards. This one crushed me, seeing TCU lose,

seeing this lose. Dreyman Green looks like he has to sneeze. Always.

Always. Yes, I mean, that's a good impersonation. Yeah, I mean, there I don't know that we've ever had a better one than that. That he always, he's in, he's the defensive player of the year many times and he always looks like he's in mid sneeze. Put it on the pullout laboratory show. Does Dreyman Green always look like he's in mid sneeze?

Print vanibles looks like the cashier in a 1960s McDonald's poster. That's great. It's just, it's really great. Top notch. Perfect. And I would say I'm not sure

“that's what you want. Number one at quarterback. Just that aesthetic. Just if I say to you,”

do you want your future franchise quarterback, no matter how good he is, to look like somebody who's started in the McDonald's ad in the 50s. You'd say no, correct? Now, let's not make it about him. Let's just say you're going to optics. All optics. You drafted that. Number one?

This tie Simpson looked like that. He's 190 pounds. I don't know how that's going second

in the draft. I really don't. How is that possible? The second quarterback in the draft. I mean, Drake made kind of looks like that. 190? Oh, he looks like Mendoza. No, he looks like Mendoza. He looks like someone that would be behind the cashier in a McDonald's. No, Chick-fil-A. Drake Man looks very young. Tie Simpson is going to be the number two quarterback taken in a terrible quarterback draft. One

quarterback is the thing that you need the most as Miami's got scouts all over the place for four first round picks. That's not Alabama good, but that's sort of the top of the food chain. Like wherever it is that you go get your draft picks. If Miami has four of them, Indiana is the better team. Better team for all time. Indiana just produced the greatest regular season there has been in that sport longer than any other and slayed dragon every dragon

that needed to be slayed, including slain four first round picks for Miami, which Indiana will not

have. Like Miami lost with the more talented team by the metrics of how we do this. Their quarterback was better than Miami's quarterback. Who is the third fourth fifth round pick? What's Carson

“Beck going with? I think he'll be a day two guy. I think we'll be the second and third round now.”

I think he's done so much this a draft build up to improve his stock and in the interviews, people are really going to appreciate how how smart he is about the game. How many quarterbacks will be taken before him at a position where everybody wants to hit for value at the quarterback? Because Carson Beck is coming into the pros with an unusual resume, right? Wherever it is that we've sped up everything at that position. In a way that's a bit insane,

right? Like I'm giving this kind of pressure when it's that hard to play that position to a 21-year-old fresh out of college and saying, hey, value at quarterback. You got a year. You got 18 months.

You got you can go from Carson once. You're the highest paid quarterback in a league to never mind.

It's all going to happen very fast to you. How did we get to the point where the quarterbacks are so bad in this draft that Carson Beck climbs higher than I would have thought of him as a professional ever because he's just been playing professional football in giant games on television for four years. How do I get? Bring a quarterback into the league who's got that resume. Four straight years of I'm playing in all the biggest games and I'm winning most of them.

Right. I mean, he's got the experience. He's got the winning record at the highest level. He just reached the championship game. I mean, I would take a shot on him.

“I think he's what the fifth or sixth quarterbacks. I think he's high in the SPN has him as fourth.”

So they've got Mendoza. They've got Simpson. Then they have Nussmire and then it's Carson Beck is their fourth quarterbacks. But I'm moving up. Like so I don't know what the experts are saying on this and I'd be curious Greg Cody because you're the king of the exacto's. Yeah. I can't believe you agreed with that. No, I am looking at the exacto's ask Mel. You beat Mel Kieper several years in a row. Yeah. And I think you lost last year though, right? Yeah, it won't be. I love to check

them. Okay. Well, you'd know if you'd won because you remind me every year whatever it is that you take out Mel Kieper. Ty Simpson being thought of this way after what I saw from Alabama and they had a ton of drops. Okay. They did because they were learning out of play football. But 190 pounds, I don't buy on that and where we're we're we've gotten very fast at chewing these people up. You don't have time to get to 250 or to 13 or to 15 or to 25 in the weight room because you got

to grow up physically to play in this league. I'd be more concerned about the snap counts. It's usually a bigger indicator of a bus factor. Trade lands, Anthony Richardson. These are quarterbacks that have had comparable snap counts. Ty Simpson just hasn't played that much ball and when you haven't had that much experience, it seems like especially in the NIL age. Guys with a lot of experience in snap counts, let's likely to bust out at that pick. So that's

where the risk is. But Ty Simpson has a lot of positive momentum behind them. A lot of that is pumped up by Dan Orlovsky in the internet had fun looking at who Dan Orlovsky is represented by and who Ty Simpson is represented by as why this narrative is out there. How do you feel about that one? How do you guys feel about that? I mean it happens all the time. And sometimes it's not the only deciding factor. I'm sure Dan would say that that's not what's going on there. But it is at that

analysts where that needs to be taken into account. Okay, but you understand, I mean, you understand that what Mike Ryan is doing there. To Dan Orlovsky's great, he's rising star in the business. It's already is a star, really. But it's going to have options at a place where they're feeding the Eagles and starving the turkeys because the industry is rattling and it's rattled. Ooh, is he an eagle or a turkey? I want to play this game. Well, we can't let's play the game.

“If you want to play it there at Fox or anywhere else with Eagles and turkeys, but”

Arlovsky is now become he's gone. This is a fairly amazing evolution. Guy mocked as part of a

windless season where he's the quarterback symbol for running out of the end zone back of the end zone scared from a past Russian away that made him lose sight that he's five yards out of bounds. No awareness about the size of the situation. He was the visual incompetence for windless in that league. He was the quarterback on that line team that went one of many. He was like the last of they went through a bunch. They got a bunch of people hurt. And but that that's the moment.

I think I have my timeline right. That was a windless lion's team. Correct. That was the lion's team that shame me because I thought they were going to make some noise in the playoffs after John Kent had a giant preseason Roy Williams. I said they're getting to the playoffs and they didn't win a single game. And that was the play everyone remembers from that season if I if I'm remembering correctly. Yeah, that's at that point. Is it correct though? So, okay, I've jammed, but if you're

telling me the way that information is being processed now is that in our most unscientific of measurements trying to measure all of this meat market of who's the best athlete out here. Somebody's needle is moving up the charts because they've just got access to ESPN and they're represented by the same agency and the internet is clocking about is he conflicted on? Is he doing sales on television? Or does he really believe a hundred and ninety pound quarterback can be

a first round pick in this league in a first round where there are no good quarterbacks except

the first ones? I think I think you're taking some obvious cat nip there. It's just something that people should consider. Or Lovsky is known as because he's out there with a hot take saying this is flatly the best quarterback prospect. He's better than the Heismantrophy winning national champion in Fernando Mendoza not many people are saying that. And so people are picking that part part. I do think that Tysonson look, Miami was in on the pursuit there and Tysonson was told by

pretty much every front office in the NFL your first round draft pick despite the snap count and despite the measurables and if that's the feedback that you're getting from my highly respected front offices you take that. We'll see like I said I'd be worried about the snap counts. I think

that that's a huge data point in this day and age. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I mean if you trust the

“credibility of or Lovsky which I tend to then you have to think he's not going to”

get behind Simpson if he doesn't believe it to some Lovsky look. Mike accuses me of taking the cat nip and I'm just saying he says the internet is clucking on something and I'm asking you I mean as somebody who wants to play Eagles or turkeys you guys know how I feel about information and it sources and it's gathering okay we we know how I feel journalistically about some of that. I can't say as I sit here other than seeing Alabama stink and that quarterback be too small all

of last year as Alabama stunk like I know it's Alabama's quarterback Alabama stunk last year worse version of Alabama I've seen in probably I don't know I don't know how long I have to go. They did want to play off game. Don't care. Like technically typically that's a successful season is may not be Nick Sabin standard but to say that they sunk when they weren't want to row. I saw that team play against Alabama on the road and lose by two touchdowns you don't

not have to tell me anything else about that football team that was not a good football team they went through the SEC a week SEC that got a lot of credit for being the SEC. Like a week SEC. Not a average SEC or tone is good week. Simon asked you about the story. Yeah, this schoolflashback is just a bit weird and then the story is just a bit stupid. Yeah, exactly. This story is so deep story app that I just understand. Egalobstudium job or um to.

“Sting class 50 Ghana. Stoy on a lead it safe. Medviso. Stoy on a lebatore. Greg. How's your birthday going so far?”

It's going fantastic. My wife and I are staying home tonight. We're watching the the debate on TV. We're going to do some special for David. It's a it's a nice day for me so far. Stugats. That sounds like a not a super nice night the debate. All people love that shit. Yeah. It's exactly right. Yeah. That's exactly right. Oh people do love that shit.

Let's get back to the turn.

“Soften it up. Texas A&M's 10 seed gone unfortunate. Adam Silver looks like a knitting needle.”

But Houston advances and we've got a route for poor Houston. Ed Miloy looks like the guy who brushes his teeth in the company bathroom. That is the perfect set of teeth for that joke. Yeah. That's the perfect smile for that joke. That's the guy who brushes his teeth in the company bathroom, especially

that tooth in the front. And it's always a white guy. Put it on the pole at Levitard Show. Is it always

a white guy brushing his teeth in the bathroom in the company bathroom? Look, it's my dad. I've just never seen one. Roy. Yeah. Louisville's out. Six seed gone. Hunter Pence looks like the pirate forced to walk the plank after a failed mutiny against his captain Jeff Samarjah. Crushing. Samarjah should be in there and make the joke better. Michigan State. I'm terrified of them just mucking up, advancing to the final four and ruining basketball. Michigan State

advances. That means this advances. Adam Silver looks like a pissed off lighthouse. Thank you, Siegfried. It's that visually good. Yeah. Gonzaga. Number three seed gone. Aaron, you guys, you look like the most athletic member of the Adam's family. That's a crusher, but Texas 11 seed advances. Adam Silver looks like an apple watch charger. They're just some teams. You wonder how are they still in the tournament? That's not one of them.

That's not one of them. He's their own. Well, were you looking at the same picture? I was looking at because that looked like the commissioner of basketball was the apple charger. And at this point, given all of the people, all of the people who are embed together, it might as well be. Put it on the poll at Levitar Show. Would you be totally okay with the commissioner of basketball being an actual apple charger? Just a computer. We're headed there. Aren't we? We had a driver

“list card today. How far are we from the computers are going to be the commissioners of sport?”

Hey, who's the sponsor for the league apple? Who's your commissioner? The apple charger? Yep, AI will be running everything in a year and a half. Jeff Samarjad does look more like a pirate than Hunter Pence. Put it on the poll at Levitar Show. Who looks more like a pirate? Hunter Pence or Jeff Samarjad? Aaron Judge and Adam Silver, let's go to VCU, the 11 seed in the south. Sorry, I got lost there. What's VCU? Tom Iso looks like a male man. Gone.

Number three Illinois advances. Tony Reali looks like the overzealous owner of an Italian

restaurant who always greets you at the door with my favorite couple when you walk in.

That picture is flawless. He doesn't look like it. He is it. Vanderbilt is gone. That means this is gone. Tim Kirkchin looks like what Steve Corral will look like when he's really, really old. It's true. I like Rooster Bill Lawrence did it again. That show was very well written. Nebraska Nebraska advances. Four seed. That is. Bow Nick looks like he's a quarterback on a CW team drama about high school football. That picture is great. High point gone. That means this is

gone. Scott Van Pelt looks like Adam Silver on steroids. But like yeah, quarter zone.

“Not right now. Yes, so mean. What is that mean? It's mean. Yeah, but it's funny. To who?”

He was supposed to be uplifting for Scott Van Pelt like you're Adam Silver on steroids and then you made the steroid cortisol. But anyway, our quarter zone is it's quarter zone. It's not quarter zone. But our quarter zone is a healing bomb. We win. So because when you think steroids, if I say Adam Silver on steroids, now you're making him a bodybuilder. Yeah, I think the joke is that compared to Adam Silver just him as he is is him. That's right. Yes, Sarah. It's a compliment to Scott

Van Pelt until you turn it into a topical cream. You're just in the corner zone in there. Your cut up and Scott Van Pelt doesn't look like he's on steroids. So you're trying to change it. So okay, and I've been soaked in in the process and in the process as as a bonus, I've also

insulted Scott Van Pelt. That's right. Okay, so I'm doing well today. It's why Mike never wanted

us to go live. You see what happens? It just carines off the rails and zaz is in the middle history in an ocean drive and he's recreated a movie from 40 years ago and Cody doesn't

and a Joe Biden impersonation that went on 90 seconds too long. Scott. Luckily for you that

“Scott Van Pelt won't eliminate it so we won't have this problem again. Who are they playing?”

Who did they play? Who advances? I don't know, you tell me. It's Arkansas. Advances to the sweet 16. Brock Perti looks like a youth pastor. All right, so Greg Cody continues to be on fire today, calling for the ball and then just backing away from the microphone because you loved how much you love the looks like game. You are insulted. You're insulted that damage. Look, this is the truth here. I urge you to go check out the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody. Greg feels threatened

by damage check. Damage check did a back in my Dave. Do you have a back in my day today? It's

Tuesday. I happened not to. I had jury duty essay. I didn't have time to work one up, but maybe

maybe next week we're in. Did you have jury duty yesterday? No, I did not. We're aiming for back in my day next week. So that's a may not. So you missed March. Right? Well, next week,

“be March 30th. Oh, you got lucky. There's no 30th. I think. So you're promising. So you're promising.”

That means you're locked in for one. I'm hitting at it. That's for sure. I don't want to say what are you laughing about Roy? Oh, we're just getting ready for my top five teams that I like to watch as Roy. Do you want to hear them? Well, but I heard you clap and then I saw off camera there. There was somebody that was opening the door. Oh, I, the Clemson Tigers. Oh, I, the Cincinnati Bangles. Oh, I, the LSU Tigers. Number five, the Princeton Tigers. Number four, the Auburn Tigers.

Number three, Tiger Woods. Number two, Memphis Tigers. Number one, of course, the San Antonio Spurs. Oh, God. I'm not having a throw. I'm not having a throw. Did I just see somebody dressed as a tiger crawl into that room? Did I just see Askscrack scurry past a meme? So you guys could make the joke of Ethan attacks Roy as a, as a, as a tiger, a visual joke as if we haven't either the mind in as if we haven't had a, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Beater of the eyes as if we have not had enough nonsense today that alienates the audio audience, including Zazz stumbling down some stairs, a joke that only works if you're watching visually. It's a great joke though. What's the idea was that? And now under the table, my dad just fed me. I have a top five, too. I'm just, you know, I got to think, hey, Zazz is back. Ah, Jack, welcome back, Jack. You were trying to whisper to Chris that you have emotional

doing hand signals like sign language. What is your top five about? And can I get you mold by a tiger before you finish it? No, let's not, but it's the top five things that can out jury duty. Because I thought you were on jury duty, I say, but you apparently, you lied about being on jury duty, molder of jury duty is a citizen. This is a fine. Hey, I thought lying was a fine. I'm not going to use the lying cue on the penalty box, but I thought, I thought that the lying was a fine,

and he lied about jury duty, just flat out lying. The fib. No, that was a fine, there's something

“there, it should be a fine. You fibbed. Can I tell you, that a fibbed you're in my leg?”

Thank you, and me. Is it your fibbed you look, technically you're lagged, you got a fibbed you're in your leg? Yeah, you don't, you see it when you look at me? Because Lowsky's racing with a broken one. Okay. Wow. One up. Wait, that might be a femur. I'll check. Greg, are you tangled up in your headset, right now? You lied to me about jury duty. You didn't have jury duty, but then you said,

I've got a top five about the jury duty. No, I do. But I mean, you can wait until you're,

you finally do jury duty, which won't be for a while because you keep postponing.

You know, the real citizens, they go in there, they do their civic duty, but you're bigger and better than that. So you'll wait for the courts to call again, and you'll come up with a cockomamie, excuse me, well, you can't do it. Civic duty, I pay taxes. That's my civic duty. It was a femur. I'm so stupid. So the fibula is a part, it is the leg or it's a part of the leg. Part of the leg. Part of the thought it was just the leg. It was, it was femur's painful.

I thought the fibula was just basically ascending him for the part of, no? No, it's a bone.

Well, I don't defend the body. Hey, baby, is it though? I'll put it on the pole, please, at Levitari show.

“Is the fibula the biggest bone in the body, because I don't think that is, what did I get it?”

I thought it was the femur. Look it up. I believe we're showing our ignorance as a show.

It's the femur. Look at me. Yeah, they both start with F.

“Fibil is like a lying vampire. I am Fibil. Can you guys get me the damn patino? I've been asking”

for it for two days. I've been asking visually for the patino for two days of Dracula.

And yes, that is a great, you are absolutely right. That is a great sarcastic cartoon

“Dracula movie. Hey, who is it? It's Fibil. You guys don't think it's funny that patinos in the”

sweet 16 again. It's a praurious. Is it not? Yeah, it's funny. He's really good at this. I don't really like blood. Garlic, my baby.