Hour 2: Greg vs. The Porpoise

Of all the unusual things about Jonathan Zazlo,

him not eating chicken wings because he doesn't want to be eating with his hands. He doesn't want it to be messy. Is one of the stranger culinary habits that he has. Many of them will be explored on Mystery Crepe. He does not have any shame about this.

“For the rest of you, what is the best chicken wing to have?”

Because famously, magic cities, lemon, pepper, wings are among the best in America. But when you think of wing flavors, what do you like best? My personal favorite is my young wings. Talk to me, Dan. Yeah, I've had those.

They're good. A little Asian aspect there. My personal favorite is garlic parm, garlic and parmesan. I think before we get to flavors, we go where you a drummer wing guy or gal. Flats only.

Really? That's really cloudy. Oh, I'm drums on them. Flats only.

I had a flat time in my life, but now I'm just down the middle.

Give me a little both. Gotta go flat. Fence, sitter, pick aside. It's a time to pick aside in America. I'm finding the middle.

“At Lebetard Show, chicken wings, drums are flat.”

And then put four flavors. If you've got four to choose from, you've got lemon pepper. Is one of them garlic parm I think? Buffalo would be another one. Buffalo.

If you go fourth, I'm going off the grid with my young. That's not a usual one, right? Yeah, I like hot with lemon pepper sprinkles. Wow, combining to the titans of wingland. That's all you got.

Yeah. I was surprised. I thought you had a little more. It's obviously famously Atlanta and the Atlanta Hawks are celebrating the region. They're celebrating the famous nightclub strip club in Atlanta Magic City on March 16th.

And I've seen it. It's a small controversy. It's something of a controversy because of one NBA player. Right. One NBA player.

One of my favorite NBA players, too, which is very disappointing. A little coordinator at stood up.

And he basically, I don't have the statement in front of me.

So I don't want to go word for word. But I just don't think he's a breast of the security. That's a provided for Magic City employees versus other places. This is a high level establishment and very successful. So it isn't.

It doesn't fall into the category that he's. What was his biggest concern? Did you? I didn't see this. Did you?

I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I got some new music. I'm making my debut back next Tuesday. Next Tuesday.

Everywhere on the only streaming platforms. And I'm changing my name. Find out what that name will be Thursday. Did you got it? Wow.

You really took it in a different direction there. We were talking about strange things. Not just the name change, but promoting his music. You had to keep you abreast. He did keep me abreast.

Did you have any thoughts here? We just put the statement on. What is coordinate getting wrong here in terms of this is he making this? It feels it's degrading to it's strip clubs in general is degrading to women. And doesn't believe that the NBA should be partnering with this type of

Establishment. And I got to tell you, I love a strip club. Don't get me wrong. I love strip clubs. You want to say you're trying to throw me in a waymo.

All right, how about you? Send me to a strip club. Anyway, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. The last sentence of coordinates complaint here says,

"Please join me in petitioning the Atlantic Hawks to cancel this promotion as to ensure that the NBA remains a safe, respectful, and welcoming environment for everyone involved." But again, like I love gentlemen's establishments. And I think this is funny what the Atlantic Hawks are doing. But I am rather shocked that Hawks are doing this, you know?

Like Trista, when have you ever heard of a, and this isn't mindably baseball. When have you ever heard of a professional sports franchise is partnering with a local strip club for a themeites?

“I think you need to get down to the ATL and really do some deep...”

We need some journalists. Tori needs to go down to Magic City and really dive in to how important this establishment. I don't even want to call it a strip club. I want to call it a juke joint. I want to talk about it being a breeding ground and incubator for top rap artists that

have broken through a place of commuting, a place to come together and eat some of the best wings in the region. We cannot say, look Corna, have you ever been in the Magic City?

Many of this space experience harassment and abuse.

It's not what we're doing here. It's Magic City on a Monday playing the Orlando Magic. It's a perfect comment and the sweatshirts I need. Juju, you have to get me one of the... You have to do your knowledge.

“You have to do your knowledge on what you're talking about.”

I can't come in here and give a man. He did rivalry show. They shouldn't have that show. Hockey is about this. Hockey is about that.

I don't even watch the show, man. I can't be that passionate on it. At Lebittard's show is the question that I want to answer, more of an Atlanta institution, Magic City, or the Atlanta Hawks. And I'm not even kidding. Because for that aquarium, when I put those two things next to each other in the NBA in terms of cultural reference point,

I think Magic City has more of a cultural icon in Atlanta than the Hawks who have never won anything.

More than Coca-Cola. Mmm, it's a good nominee. It is not. It is word association. It is not.

You think that if I ask the audience here, Coca-Cola, and they're going to go to Atlanta, like that's the Magic City. I'm aware that that's where their big factory is. Yeah, we got a Coca-Cola flat battery. It's amazing, but it's not better than Magic City. I'm talking about associated with Atlanta when you think of Atlanta extra music.

I mean, well, but definitely. T-I. And that's a big reason why. Well, T-I's performing to that night. Exactly.

And I'm glad you bought up T-I because T-I's a perfect example of these old brothers still got it.

Fifty cent jumped out and posted a picture is why I've tried to make fun of them, just because he didn't want to do the verses. But T-I, his son, his other son, and even his younger daughter have put out great fantastic discs on 50 cent and man. I'm proud to be from Atlanta.

“I think it's so antiquated in 2026 to look down on women who choose to do this for living.”

Women who are making a lot of money and perhaps more money than they could make in a job that Luke Kornet would find acceptable. It's their life. Do do with it what you want, young ladies. That's my attitude. Thank you.

I want him to go to you for all of your strip club expertise. Yeah. I have attended strip clubs in my day. Attendant? No, I don't mean it.

It's not lately. Put it on the pole. I love it, Tart Show. Does anyone use the verb attend when talking about strip clubs? Here's a thing about strip clubs and people my age.

Back in the day, the strip club is where you went for a bachelor party. Like if you were getting married, you and a handful of buddies go to the strip club. Bring a bunch out of the singles. Bring a stack of money. I've been driving.

I've been driving. I've been driving. I've been driving before for going to a strip club with dollar bills and asking for change. It's true, though. The real victims right now are the booby trap.

Because here in Miami, I feel like they have a case if Magic City has one. You dig. We cost an NFLPA guy his job because he went straight from the airport over to what I guess was Scarlet Sir. That Scarlet's would like a word.

Don Van Nada. Love the report. Love to put in the report. The details of landed. Didn't even put his suitcase in the hotel.

Just went just went. Had his luggage waiting expensively in the parking lot at NFL players expense as he didn't end up doing that. There aren't a lot of places in America who do that. There aren't a lot of cities that stay open all night so that you can do something like that.

Greg, did you have any thoughts on the recent conversations that we've been having about the scouting combine and the stories coming out of the scouting combine. Whether it's Diego Pavia. Still got too much personality for the position. Robin Baines, arms are too short.

Well, it's the latter that interests me. I honestly think we make way too much of the scouting combine.

“I know if you're a scout, if you're preparing for a draft, you have to do it.”

But the idea that Ruben Baine is worrisome to some teams because his arms are 33.9 inches instead of 34.1 is just absurd to me.

It's the same way if you're running a 40-hour dash in 439 and set a 4.41.

It doesn't make any difference. It doesn't say whether or not you're a good player with a good future in the NFL. I think we just aggrandize the combine and make too much of it. I think it's overblown a couple of things here though. But just that we need football coverage at a slow time and any amount of football is an amount

of football that people tend to want. If you're making investments, giant investments that are largely unscientific because so much of this is subjective. And the combination of many, many players are separated in that sport by literal inches. The difference when a play is called perfectly and I have 10 guys trying to block 11 defenders

and what I need is my running back to be able to hit that corner with a step of speed that is faster than the corner back who can get there.

“When that's what you're doing and it's the investment of your life as scouts or general managers”

and your future is involved in getting that right. Don't you want to play probabilities there with literal inches? Yeah, but we're not dealing with a step of speed. A step of speed is a long, that's major. We're dealing with a blur of speed.

If you run 4, 3, 8 as opposed to 4, 4, 1, that means you're getting to the finish line about that much. But it's a huge difference.

It's the difference between you getting drafted in the first round as a corner back and not the fact that you're

putting something you're putting out a time that's in the 4-2s. Well, how offensive lime and make up for speed off the edge is with their wing span. And once you engage in a block, wing span does matter. It's a data point. Like Ruben Baines picked on guys that are a little undersized in the ACC.

But he's also gone at 6 foot 6 Blake Miller from Clemson who's going to be a top first or second round pick. And put out his worst tape against Ruben Baines. I'm not saying it's not important because it is. It's impactful making your decision. But there's going to be tape in which a guy who's bigger with longer arms can kind of contain him on the edge.

“But that's what he has a motor that doesn't stop in the running game.”

He can make an impact there. And it's not like wing span is a key to stopping Ruben Baines because he can go out those guys too. I agree that the quantifiable are valuable information to the teams and the scouts preparing for a draft. I don't think they're particularly interesting from a fan standpoint. And I think the media over covers it.

And I disagree with you when you say it's a slow time of year. We're coming to the NHL and NBA playoffs. MLS has just started. We just finished with the. That's right.

They're about to start. They haven't gotten the the stakes games haven't started. We're a baseball classic. I mean, there's a lot going on that that shouldn't rivet our attention to Indianapolis watching guys do a shuttle run for two weeks a year. It's not a jetting dunker.

It's absurd to me. I think people just miss football.

“I understand why they would miss football.”

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Don Lebatard. He called me on my own podcast. He called me full of shit. Screaming that I'm faking interest in the solar eclipse. I do do this.

You love to just get excited about everything. Okay, Junior. Stoogats.

I had to school you and explain to you.

He was going to take you to Augusta. When I was 17 years old Alan Cherina used to haunt the Mueller planetarium. This is the Dan Lebatard show with his two gods. Just to get back to the Ruben Baying thing for a moment when we're talking about fractions when we're talking about inches. When the consensus seems to be that Jeremiah love is the best player in the draft, but he plays a disposable position.

Ruben Baying does something. He's saying I'm the best player in the draft. It's the most interesting thing I've heard him say. I know a lot of guys say it. He's saying I'm the best player in the draft.

But he's doing it at a position that's more valuable than the one Jeremiah love plays. And I understand that we have to get into critiques that are very miniscule when you're talking about some of these guys in the top 10. But how many things?

“Given that this isn't a great quarterback draft, how many things are more valuable than past rush in football?”

Cover corners right there with it. I don't think it's more valuable than there. I don't think if you tell me, I just saw what Seattle did. Pressure with force. And Seattle just did it with a player that previously would have been in that conversation with James Harden on guy you don't trust in the playoffs.

Just eliminated Sam Darnold from that entire conversation and game that he played fine in but not great because past rush is it's the most valuable thing. Michael Lewis wrote the blind side and wrote the science of this is how the left tackle became the most valuable thing because it protects the most valuable thing. But if it's a weak quarterback draft and what I have is something that can blow up your left tackle. Like that's the there is nothing more valuable that you can give me in football than a guy who can do that and I don't care that is arms are shorter than the next guys.

I saw what that guy looked like in college and the University of Miami has had very few of those throughout their history somebody who can get back there no matter what. The one thing I will tell you and because I had this conversation with like draft analyst from ESPN over the last week about Ruben Bane. I know what I saw with Ruben Bane I would love for him to play for the dolphins be amazing if the dolphins were able to select him at number 11. But I do think there is something interesting about the fact Ruben Bane's arm length is under 31 inches.

Okay, and in the history of the national football league there has never been a player with 31 inch or less arms who has had a season with double digit sex.

So you're essentially asking yourself of all the players in history of the NFL is this one Ruben Bane is he going to be the guy that is different from all of that.

“And I think that's interesting to consider.”

I'm willing to bet on it because the same things that are being talked about Ruben Bane right now are the same reasons he wasn't given a full five stars in high school and when Ruben Bane came in there Mario Christmas said this guy is essential to what it is that we're doing everybody wanted to see Ruben Bane at green tree against. Look who he's going up against in practice a top three pick a guy that's got an NFL body type and you see him perform against guys with NFL body types all the time in coral gables Ruben Bane does well.

So I think that translates if he can do it against our old line in practice he can do it at the NFL level. But what's as is saying here and I think this part is fair if your job depends on it and you've got to hit on a top 10 pick because you can't miss on those like it'll it'll set you back in your employment. To miss on those you're asking Ruben Bane to physically be an unprecedented failure is he going to be something we have never seen before me will so far so good he has been. But you have the the part of the conversation that's interesting to me right and I do this all the time with coaches right the what the reason Mick Cronin is the way that he is is because he's a control freak who doesn't actually have that much control once it is everyone starts playing and it's got to be exacerbating

It's got to affect your mental health and your happiness to be a coach who's a control freak and you have control over 10% of the stuff when it happened you can call timeouts to just stop things from happening to you that are out of your control. You're job depends on getting this right it's not a science it's subjective there are a thousand things that can make a player a failure a quitter and one of them before now has not been arm length like that I've heard about hands in the scouting combat this is the first time.

I think Ruben Bane does that not to the level I'm not saying he's Aaron Donald there in Donald's made legitimately be one of the greatest football players I've ever seen if not the greatest at his job.

That's a hell of a comp but he does so much so many different things on the field and he's so good against the run that I think it's fine.

“You're doing Aaron Donald arm length it was the squatty size in general of Aaron Donald that I remember that he's a bit that he's just not he wasn't a prototype.”

He was on the side largely large as you would want for somebody who needs to be a run stuff or look there are precious few I don't know you guys tell me how often you've seen this because when I talk about the University of Miami and past rush it's not edge rushers that I go to. I can't tell you how many times Kennedy and Warren sat because of how much holy shit there was for me in how are those guys getting right through the middle of all the double teams to always be in the back field like. I have seen very few college players who are getting sax from the defensive tackle position that sort of if you're under size there I understand the questions but getting around the edges and entirely different thing and.

Never honestly before now I have never considered the idea that an edge rushers arms would be too short not any of the good ones I've seen it's not this is the first time I'm ever hearing this about somebody I know is going to be a good pro because nobody can block him when he's loaded the ground on edge leverage and I have a question to that point and I don't know the answer to it how long have we been measuring arm length. Seriously in at at the combine because what I have a feeling is I have a feeling there are dozens of Hall of Fame linemen offensive and defensively in the Hall of Fame.

Who had short arms you have just brought up a subject that no one can answer here because none of us can possibly know what it is that you're saying you've thrown dozens out there.

“You could have gone hundreds you could have gone to you have no idea how many short armed Hall of Fame offensive linemen I know what I know I think thank you I think dozens hit it right in the middle.”

If I said hundreds it would have been gross hyperbally I recall Elvis doomerville and the discussion around his size and it was actually the other thing I'm like there this guy super under size how is he so effective and it's because his wingspan was so huge. It really helped him put out one of the one of the great gadget guys off the edge like this guy is just a pass rushing demon ever. Put it on the pole please at Levitard show is Elvis doomerville the most wonderful of names. It's a great name it really is they go so well together the Elvis the doomerville beautiful.

Look out. He is where you afraid that I was going to throw up and you you you flinch is it that flinch just because of HR. I was pointing it doomerville had the wingspan of a that of a do that six foot four even though he was five eleven. I think when I think arms in the NFL for some reason I think of Alonzo Spellman and it's it's the size of his arms because I they're they're long but they were also the most muscular of arms and now we've lost our way. Because we've spent a good and we could we could 15 minutes talking about the length of arms off of Greg Cody's complaint that he doesn't like the scouting.

“Yeah, I mean I hear your argument if it's your job to nail a pic like you take the chance there well then I ask you the same question if you have to bet is Ruben Bane going to be good at professional football.”

I I bank on him I understand it's a bit of an outlier but his entire career has been an outlier and he's done it against incredible competition very recently.

Where are you guys though on Jeremiah love like this is an athlete of athletes right stands out jumps over people all the time probably needs to stop doing that he's going to get hurt. But I don't take a running back high like that that day is done why why would anybody be taking a running back high. I think you do if you feel like you don't have the holes that you can afford to take this because I do think he's a special player despite only running for 33 yards against Miami. I really rate the player. I think he's fantastic and if you don't have holes where you need another weapon Kansas City is one of these rumored teams that would see him as a fit.

I actually like them doing that there. I'm not one of these people that are just flatly you don't draft a running back. I think context matters.

But everybody's saying that's the best football player in this draft like that and he's not going to be taken first.

Like I don't know where I don't know where he's going to be taken because what's happened in that sport at that position is a bit stupfying to me where they've replaced the running game with the passing game and made the running back not have value anymore.

I think he's going to do a Dolphin. They won't. They have a chance but they have a chance. I don't think that's a fit and they have plenty of holes. Again, it's it's a luxury to take them that high. Yeah, I'm a little good at the draft here. I'm a little chypher, milk chypher.

“Did you beat him in exact line? Did you beat him in exact those last year? I think I did.”

You think you did or did you? You sure I did? I'm pretty sure I did. Been a minute since the last draft, so I'm not positive, but he hasn't gone number nine. And you're right. That talent at a different position would definitely be top five. Don't live a tar. Baker may feel tearing up Tampa Bay 38 for 45. Two guts.

Shut 'em. This is the Don't live a tar show with his two guts. There is no position in the sport that has lost more value than that one. Correct. When we talk about how it is that people are paid when you talk about the salary cap and the fact that all of these guys, all of the people who are running these teams are looking for the advantages in whatever small place it is that they can find them.

These tiniest places where again, it's also subjective, like none of it is science. Do you guys believe? I mean, I am genuinely curious about this for all the things that we assign. Obviously, the Eagles and Seattle do a good job with the selecting of players.

“But do you guys believe that when they look at players, they're seeing something that Pete Carroll doesn't see?”

The game has moved past wherever it is that Pete Carroll can have advantage because he's seeing something that a player can become. Do you guys really believe that at once you get to the level of where these people are who are selecting players that maybe they see stuff that we don't see, but you think that they see all sorts of stuff that the next guy doesn't see who's picking a team? I think in general, there's dumb people at all levels. And we're seeing that with even Judges Fever team and Brendan Bean.

Like, he's made a lot of really bad mistakes and he's still getting promoted. So if you're looking out arm length as your differentiator, like, I don't trust you really anyway. Like, are you really watching the tape? I mean, we see how he roseman does and I don't think he's looking at that. I think he's looking at whether this is a prospect that I think will fit into our system that is a defensive monster and can get after the quarterback. Like, I just really think that if that's the my new shirt you're going on, you're already fucked.

And when you're Pete Carroll point, once you hit your wagon to genosmith, after we've already left Seattle and how you bring them to LA, a Las Vegas,

“I think I might know who could be better at that position than you do, BeatBrow, Tristan, say it again.”

I think you might be, you know what, I don't know what. Minor penalty. Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes, two minutes, two minutes, two minutes. Personal and foul.

Ron McGill is going to finally be on with us tomorrow to talk about his retirement.

And Ron McGill for a while now has been telling us that the reputation that sharks have is unfair. I think the reputation that sharks have is created absolutely by the movie jaws. That is something that had a cultural impact in America that was enduring. I think it still ranks as the number one horror movie ever made. I told you guys recently that I saw a good documentary on prime about the making of jaws that had all sorts of fascinating facts in it,

including that Stephen Spielberg's career almost ended right there because of the number of panic attacks that he was having, because he wildly underestimated how hard it would be to make a movie on water. This show, this show stands on sharks as well noted, and I am assuming you and Ron McGill are both on the take from Big Shark,

because I've never heard a show that's got so many good things and so many excuses for these killing machines.

ridiculous, these monsters underneath the water who they're going to kill you if they get close to you. And you're trying to tell me get a bad rap because of a movie they're talking about. They go surfing you come out you lost a limb. I've seen that happen. That is happening.

That is a thing. You've seen it happen. People get bit all the time monsters. It's a mistake the shark is making a mistake and there are many more surfers who are surfing who are not getting their limbs. It's not getting their limbs lost to a shark than there are.

Maybe the first bite's a mistake, but what happens when they keep non?

Were you in Big Shark then?

“Where are you in the prequel to jaws that you are reading slash listening to?”

Prequel? Yes, so I'm fascinated by this. This is someone that loves taking an established property and seeing like what talented writers can do with that. And this leads me to another topic of conversation which is he too. But I did not know this.

Steven Spielberg was off the success of jaws. He was pressed by the studio to make a sequel naturally. And he didn't want to make a chronological sequel like ended up happening. People just wanted to see the killer shark kill again. He wanted to do an origin story that was a prequel for one of the characters.

Quint in that movie famously survived the sinking which was a real thing. Even though Big Shark doesn't want you to know about it, the sinking of the USS Indianapolis in the Pacific in which several this is a real thing that happened. Nicholas Cage was in a movie about it. They got eaten alive by sharks.

So we're all still doing the sharks getting a bad rap damn killer sharks. It was very clear to the sharks in the Pacific that these were human beings and not the normal type of food. And they were just hanging around picking them off. This book is unbelievable. Now it comes out with the USS Indianapolis and then it tells a story.

So you kind of have this early crescendo but it is incredibly vivid and terrifying when you're reading it with your ears. It puts you there. And I would actually really like to see this movie and I thought it was an incredible concept. And Steven Spielberg actually I wish you were in power to actually do it back then. Maybe didn't have the juice to be like I'm not going to do your normal sequel thing of going in order.

Let's focus on this incredible character. I thought I was going to be a prequel on the origin story of the shark. The shark baby shark. The shark and jaws was was cartoonishly large. Like in the wild you rarely if ever see a shark big enough to swallow.

It didn't work though. It was really funny when they started filming that. It would just end up coming out of the water as first like tail. Yeah. I mean, respectfully I don't see you doing a lot of work in the out of Guadalupe.

Those things are monster.

So I've never seen the mega. That's shark. That reputation is deserved.

Let me tell you something about sharks. Okay. Put his drink down. The average shark is like a nurse shark is like five, six feet. If you run into a shark in the wild and you give it a punch in the nose, the shark will turn tail and run.

“A punch in the nose you have to be in and McGill will back me up on this.”

Now if a porpoise, a porpoise moves like a torpedo through the ocean. I would rather confront a shark than be hit head on by a bulletin. A bulletin porpoise. I mean, I would just tell lies. No, no, that's not true.

It's absolutely true. This is terrible advice. Please do not follow it. Let's put you in the open water and I would love to see a reaction to a porpoise swimming alongside you and a shark.

And let's see how your big shark apology tour goes then. We're going to put Zaz in a waymo to a strip club and my dad in the ocean. Okay. The porpoise in my scenario is bulletin toward me, like a torpedo, whereas the shark, which doesn't move as quickly as a porpoise, if that comes to you.

And then the dinosaurs of the sea for the audio audience. He's holding out a boxing motion. And I'm saying it's a five or six. Have you ever seen flipper? If there is a bottle nose dolphin, going that fast towards you,

it's probably because there's a shark behind you and it's trying to protect. Why are you making sound effects? So that you can hear the speed of his fist cutting through the wind. Orpuses are only a problem if you have your period. Everyone knows this.

Well, they are attracted to blood. I'll give you that. And the water cast like the slide. You can't really see what you're like. You punch there in the shark is slightly there.

“So what happens when the shark grabs your calf first?”

You do punch? You know what the brave men of the USS Indianapolis tried plenty. Punch in the sharks. Chicken the sharks. Do you bring up a good point?

Because everybody knows that the punch underwater is not as quick. It's like, yeah. Yes. Yeah. It doesn't move as quickly.

It agrees with you. That may be an issue. That's what it sounds like. Are you guys surprised? As I always am, okay?

Whenever I'm looking through the movies. The trailers.

There's always a new shark movie.

And I just really thought we got it right 50 years ago. And we didn't need to do more shark genre movies. But there's always a new one. Did you see that the director of Deep Lucy is coming out with another shark movie? That may not.

That I don't think is at all related to Deep Lucy. It's about a plane. And this one's been done before. But I guess this one has a higher budget because I think Ben Kingsley was in the trailer. Oh.

It's a plane that crashes. And then they get sworn by sharks.

I did see.

“That's one of the movies I was talking about when I'm flipping through the.”

I'm looking for something to watch. I'm like, they can't still be making. Like, they need to just stop with the sharks. No. People are fascinated with it because they're evil killing machine.

Yeah. You got to see the megg. Yeah. I mean, that shark looks like Godzilla.

You know, you know what never happens in these shark movies ever.

The shark just swims by and does nothing. Oh, my bad. Thought you were, you know, some bloated whale carcass. Mary Copa. That's not something that happens in these movies.

She's in state them fights the shark in the megg. All right. So just to be clear for those of you who don't know or understand what it is. His enthusiasm is just to be clear. What you're advocating for is a movie in which Jason state them on a jet.

Uh, goes and fights a giant shark. Also runs on a dock as the shark just keeps keep. He's running on a dock as the shark right behind him is knocking out pieces of wood. And at the end, Jason state them wins. Taylor Alert.

Dan, the ocean turns into chaos. When the mining operation forces them into a battle for survival, facing off against meggola dawns and relentless environmental morauders.

How no one's ever said anything about this bucket hat today.

I just have been wondering for hours. It looks like a baby bonnet. Uh, this hat that he's wearing. Okay. So I had a friend of mine in California.

He. Oh, my God. I'm going to go to such lengths here now that you've mentioned this hat. Yeah, baby bonnet. That's a good.

That's a good call. It's a great hat with a great sponsor. Yes, that is correct. All of what it is you have said is correct. Go with hats and I.

I'm going to walk my position back now that you've said that because I. Good thing to be me there. What was on it? So we welcome it back. I'll take it back when we were.

Zaslow, you think you scared of the mag. Let me introduce you to a tornado full of sharks.

“Yes, you think those sharks had an underserved reputation?”

The ones in shark NATO. Yeah. Yes, I do believe that we have done to the shark through film. Something that is wildly unfair, including in that Nicholas Cage movie about the USS Indianapolis. Bottle.

Gack. Bunch. You mentioned heat too. I didn't know there was going to be a heat too. Yeah, because there was a book he too that was written by Michael Mann.

So you can trust the guy that wrote the original with the source material. And people who haven't read the book just assumed this is going to be a sequel. And then they're corrected. No, no, no, it's a pretty cool. And those people have it wrong.

Then it's both. All right. Different timelines? Yes, it. At one point in the story.

Well, the way it tells three story simultaneously. Val Kilmer's character. That's after the events of the heat movie. All right.

“Bill, uh, what, De Niro and who's playing him though?”

I don't know who Bill is playing. That's the question. Bill is in heat too. Yeah. The caprio I think is going to play Pacino's character.

I've always heard Adam Driver was linked to De Niro's character.

Maybe that's changed. Although I think Bill is older than De Niro was when he did heat one. So I don't know how he's going to play young De Niro. Okay. But we go into De Niro's past.

We go into Pacino's past. And we stay with the future with Val Kilmer. However, Pacino's character catches up because there is a foil from Pacino's past. That ends up being a foil for Val Kilmer's character too. I'm not going to give away the spoilers and the big crescendo there.

But it is a fascinating story in that it is both a prequel and a sequel. I'm into it. You guys know, right? And there was no mention of this in this in the original heat. But Pacino was playing a character that was supposed to be addicted to cocaine, right?

I don't know that. I'm not sure how anybody didn't catch on to that. He said that as if he's... I don't want the foil. He's got a great ass.

My character. This may come as a shock. It was on cocaine. That was pretty evident. Hank Azaria has told us that that particular scene, which was under Pacino as he yelled.

She's got a great ass. He was legitimately scared and they used the take that he didn't think they were going to use because he was surprised by how aggressive Pacino was. There was a great video because that's become a funny line because of what's happened without Pacino. There was a bootleg VHS of an old school pirate in the theater and the crowd loved it

and laughed their asses off when he delivered that line. It's almost over the street. Do you think it's all right?

This street is the street that's just different.

The street is on the top or the top.

The street is on the top.

It feels like a street.

The street is on the top.

It's safe. With this street.