Hour 2: The Axel Rose Debate (feat. Elle Duncan)

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I did it. We need, I mean, you guys tried to pour water all over my parade by saying.

Jill and Waldo's always hurt.

And everybody on the Broncos has always hurt.

“I think we proved last year that even without a quarterback, we could have made a superbowl.”

I'm just saying we could have. We could have if not for a freakish storm select. We don't even need a quarterback to make a superbowl. We can certainly do without a receiver if he gets hurt from time to time. But we need some depth there.

Clearly, I'm not exactly sure that he's going to be able to like overtake Portland Sutton's production, which is wild to say. Because two years ago, I was like Portland Sutton is a great number two. Why are we making him a number one? But alas, I feel good about it.

I dig it. They're doing something. I mean, they haven't been doing shit. So at least they're doing something. They're trying.

A couple days ago. I saw a clip the other day of Jalen Water being asked about who in the entirely he would want to box. And he said Patrick's or tan. Yeah. And then Patrick's or tan went back at Twitter.

Like it seemed playful. But then now I feel like Water knew it was something was happening here. I feel like why would he say that way? The quote. Yeah.

Because Patrick's or tan was like, I'm a buses ass. And I look forward to seeing that competitive edge in practice. I love that.

“I would put my money on Patrick's or tan.”

Not hurt nearly as much. You were saying, Jeremy. Quote. Pat's or tan. I would beat the shit out of him.

I beat the dog shit out of him. There are a lot more people. But that's just top of my mind. I beat the dog shit out of bro. Now, they did both go to Alabama.

So maybe that was the connection. I don't know. It's a 170 pound. It's playful. It's not a random person that Water was talking about though.

It's a defensive player of the year who plays corner back. And they went to school together. Like it's not. So you play. You think coincidence.

I'm saying he selected a player who is considered the best in the league at his position. He's pushing up. And so he just chose certain because they're tan. Well, anyway, Water as a dolphin. That's MVP card.

The last value that the dolphins had for trade value in the complete fumigation of the building is jail and water.

I don't know why you guys are surprised that he goes for a number 30.

But they are dismantling the entire thing. The dolphins are going to have no players that anyone knows at the start of the season. Is it called the fire cell? It's not called the fire cell because the fire cell is when you're trying to shed money. That's not what the dolphin is.

That's what you do. No. No. Well, I got to be honest.

“Outside of your group and Miami, I think most people forget that the dolphins are a football team.”

That's true. I'm not sure. It matters that people don't know anybody that's on the dolphins anymore. Let's just be real. That's honest.

Yes, she's right. It's the truth. When you're talking about the battle of the AFCEs or you're talking about the AFC in general, people just forget at least the last couple of years that the dolphins are a team. And the only time that they've really permeated the conversations is when two of

it gets a concussion or they shit the bed again when they have to play in cold. Can you give me a number to this question? How many friends and family have you had hit you up because they want a Netflix for free?

Actually, no, because everybody already has Netflix.

I will say I am shocked at the amount of former co-workers who have done the like, how you doing? How is everything going? I hope it's going well at Netflix. If you ever want to work with this guy again, I'd love to work with you.

If there's ever any opportunities at Netflix. I'm getting a lot of that, which is interesting. I've worked there for eight weeks. I have no hiring ability. And I think that we've already established that this is a unique role for me because

this is the only role that's like this. That's like this. But yeah, there's been a lot of those text messages. Are they spacing it out, El? Are they spacing out the hello?

Just checking in on you and then asking for something. Because you can't, I tend to, like, all like on a Tuesday. It's good move, checking with somebody. It's good to hear from you. Good to see you, help everything's well.

And then on a Friday, I'll get around to what I'm actually in it for. That's actually very, very smart, Greg. Like I actually planted seat if I need something, but I haven't talked to this person in a while, so I planted that seat today. And then I'm going to hit him with the ask.

Probably Thursday.

“I think I'm going to give it a couple of days.”

They do. They wait for me to go sort of go. It's great. You know, I really enjoy it. And then they hit me with the, like, I'd love to enjoy it too.

And it's coming from everywhere. Not just people on air, but people in offices. Anyone that I've ever met would like a job at Netflix.

As you didn't wait one second, forget two days when you asked me for something today.

It wasn't like, hey, how you doing? How's your daughter? How you feel in nice shirt? You went right to the ask. Okay, I asked him.

I asked David to help me get guns and roses tickets here in Hollywood. But I did wait two days because I've been seeing you since Sunday. And I asked you here on Tuesday. Yeah, that was it. That was true.

But that is strategic. I waited two days. You don't have it. That guns and roses still performs. Oh, they're so great still. Yes, they do.

No, wait a minute. I saw them open up a place in Las Vegas before the sphere. And Axel Rose came out in a wheelchair. I'm not even making that up. And I was like five years ago.

I've seen them pretty recently. Look, Axel's pipes are leaking. They're shot.

“And it was, it was a wheelchair, but it was dressed as a throne.”

They made it look like a throne. It was a wheelchair. I will give them credit though for whatever reason. They decide to play for three and a half hours. Yeah.

And they're like, they'll go through every song. I mean, every song you'd want to hear. It's so good. They have three and a half hours worth of songs. I don't know how many guns and roses guys.

But I can name like two or three songs. They have three and a half hours worth of songs. No, November rain is nine minutes. All right. They got three and a half hours.

So there's like two. They don't have three and a half hours, especially in the world. Give me a pure cut. 10 minutes rolling them out. Give me 90 minutes of just like the purifier and save the voice for the next show.

Yeah. And in that 90 minutes, I want to hear like seven covers. Like, let's be real. You got it. Welcome to the jungle.

November rain. Sweet child of mine. Sweet child of mine. Every rose. There we go.

There we go. Oh, come on. Oh, God. I love that song. Yeah.

Well, that's one. Okay. So four. So we just came up with like 15 minutes of content. You know, guns and roses is a perfect festival act.

Like a festival act is someone that you just come. They do their three or four songs. And then they bounce. And then like you just keep watching. No way.

There's no way they have three and a half hours of music. No. They have so many bangers, guns and roses. Three or four songs. And that's it's that's poison, David.

All right. Don't. You felt for his trap. All right. Every rose hasn't stormed.

All right. Two minutes. And it. Best. That I made that.

Come on. That's you, David. Every rose has its horn is not a guns and roses song.

It was. It.

You're going to leave some.

Sorry. Guns and roses twisted sister and motley crew. Put them on a festival. Let me get there four or five songs off. And then like keep a move in three and a half hours.

It's absurd. And if it's in Hollywood, I'm sure you're paying like 500 bucks a ticket. It's a con job.

“Well, that's that's why I asked David for help.”

Yes. It's night or one time at Universal. So has the hair. Jeremy look up for me. Please.

I believe I know where rock and roll died. And it was in a New York hotel lobby when Axel Rose got into a fight with. Tommy Hilfiger.

So just look up for me the details on that story.

Because I'm pretty. I'm pretty sure I have that exactly right because I felt rock and roll die that day. And I remember it being reported in a way that was just sad. You can't be the lead singer of the big band in the world and get into a fight in a hotel. May 20th 2006 Dan Tommy Hilfiger and Guns and roses front man Axel Rose fought at the plum night club in New York.

The altercation stemmed from a dispute over a VIP table and moved drink resulting in a hill figure allegedly punching Rose. Why? Remind of me of like when that hair dress or knocked out should night in Los Angeles and like. And a barber shop and it just ruined the entire image for me. Put up a picture of Tommy Hilfiger so people can see what knocked out the front man.

Abandoned Rose as a flurry of punches or a one two counter of a slap and a punch. Ellie talking about David. Was actually not going to tell me Hilfiger he's a little guy but good for him you know short man syndrome. It's real. Quick break to tell you about a special Miller time I had with my good buddy Mochetta.

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This is Dunlabotard show with us two gods. L. How do you feel about the world baseball classic and why our Hispanic people more flavorful about baseball than any other ethnicity? Because they were just marinated in season before they were born. I don't know.

I love it. It's interesting because I mean obviously in these situations like you want to root for USA. Some of my favorite players are actually on TV in this way. I mean Ronnie is my guy.

I'm a brave fan.

But yeah, I think stunts like this.

Big events are really interesting for baseball. They're great for baseball.

“That's why I'm super excited to do opening day and sort of”

the big spectacle type of events. You know this. If you are a fan of baseball, but not a fan enough to want to cover a 162 games. You get no parts of baseball, right?

Like you either have to commit fully to 12 months of baseball or you don't get to be a part of it all. So I'm excited that with Netflix, I get to tap in on major spectacles, including opening day and the home run derby and the field of the dreams game.

But overall, you know, I think it's going to be a ratings bananza tonight. People don't have to care about anything. So long as they can like USA. America.

Yeah. And I think, you know, you're going to have-- You're going to have foxes going to do it. Let's do it all together. America. Yeah.

Yeah. Another person there that we see. Somebody else does this dance. There we go. I'm doing team America.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, we did this during the Olympics with US and Canada with the hockey. So you're telling me, if Ronald Akunia Jr.,

he's up to bat and a base hit wins the game tonight. Who are you rooting for in that spot? Well, I mean, let's just be real.

Like, the second in this game is over today.

They go back to the respective teams. And I need Ronnie to be in a good headspace for like 162 games, especially because Yerickson Pro far can't stop taking PED.

“So I think it's a win for the Braves if they win.”

And then it's a win for America if they don't. Like, either way, I feel good. That is not an answer. That is some fence sitting. And I want to lure you out by telling you that dance isn't fixing anything.

I was rooting for the Dominican Republic against the US. I said, so publicly come on. I'll come join me on the dangerous side. Are you indeed rooting for Ronald Akunia Jr. and Venezuela against the United States?

Or are you not? Or will you wait? And this is the way you can get America. Or America. What the way you can get out of it is I won't know until I feel it.

Because that's what happened to me. I was surprised that I was rooting for the Dominican Republic. But I was. Yeah. I will probably feel it out.

Like, I honestly feel like I don't. Typically in these situations if there was like a team that I don't have players that I have an affinity for or care about. I would just be like, yeah, America. Like go team USA. It's really not because I'm like making some political stance about the state of America.

I'm not going for my, I believe it would be my fifth time making out kicks. Live to heart of the month. If this was to go about. I'm not going for any of those things. I just legitimately.

I'm excited about this game because I don't carry their way. Like, I have players on both sides. Obviously, if America wins, like, that's great. I really like Aaron Judge thinks he's good dude.

“But if Venezuela wins, like, wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.”

Because, like, Ronnie would be happy. And if he's happy, I'm happy. I think what you say is Ronald goes three for four. And then the US walks it off. Because then you get, hey, it's a walk off.

It is what it is. They lost the coin flip. The US is the home team. Akunia goes back. He's three for four.

And a great run. I think that's what you're rooting for. Along with more subscribers to Netflix. Sure. 100%.

That's exactly what I want. In a perfect world, it would all happen. In a perfect world, it would end in a tie. And there would be no losers or winners. Just everyone celebrating the game.

I guess. Dan, we said the signs were there. A couple of big album anniversaries for this artist. And it is indeed true. The rumors are true.

Jay-Z is returning to the stage. A return to life.

As the headliner.

I'll just spit out our drink.

Yes. He is headlining at the roots picnic with the roots as his backing band on May 30th. One can assume this means the anniversary dates at Brooklyn. Those might be true, too. He's also returning to the states.

Yeah. He's a little hot for Jay.

“So L, yes, reportedly in the Epstein files, correct?”

Not reportedly. Well, seen it with my eyes. L. We were talking before the last couple of weeks. And this might make you also feel old hip hop is 50.

And we were talking about what classifies as oldies. We were talking about Jay-Z and others. And I was offended at the tipping point of Kanye and Jimmy Fox doing gold digger. That was viewed as an oldie. And I'm like, that can't be an oldie.

But they're saying, nope. That's oldie. So classify it for us. What would you say is the tipping point on this is the hardest song I have to make a judgment on between the past and the present.

You're not allowed to do big band. Twenty years is about the time that has to go by for oldies. What's an oldie? No. You guys are getting a wrong.

There's a difference between oldies and classics. Classics is anything that's aged out 20 years or so. Right. Like classic rock is now guns and roses and bunjovie. Classic rock before it might have been like steely damp.

I don't know. Oldies. Oldies. Very specifically is like the four seasons. Motown music.

Like in my opinion, the Beatles. Like that's oldies. Anything that came out or predates the 70s is just like sort of oldies in general. There was a do-off if they did a barber shop quartet. It's a type of feel.

Right. Like if they were on soul train, then that is in a day. That would be an oldies, but that's different than classics. And like now, we've reached the sort of era where like, yes, the people that we grew up loving and listening to.

I mean, the amount of people from Atlanta from Atlanta, kids from Atlanta that I mentioned Outcast too, and they don't even know who that is, is absurd.

But you would never classify outcast as an oldie.

By the definitions of this show, outcast big boy Andre, they would be oldies. No, they're classics. Oldies is a genre in and of itself. Oldies is like describing everything that I just said. Classics means yes, like it's no longer current.

It's no longer in the pop culture, lexicon currently. But it's not an oldies.

“Like classic, I think describes a timeframe.”

Oldies describes a type of music. You're not allowing your pop to get old. So sir mix a lot. Baby got back. Oldie.

That's classic. That's early 90s. It's a classic. They're telling me because I listened to 90s on nine that I'm listening to an oldies station. No, no, because you know what would be actual oldies.

The oldies station, the Motown 60 station, the 50 state 40s. But we're at the same point listening to 90s music that they were listening to 60s. But now in 2026, we're listening to the same thing we're listening to. It wasn't called oldies when it was. But that's I understand that, but what you guys have to understand is that and this is coming from someone who

Like loves music. I love all kinds of music. Every kind of genre if I wasn't doing TV, I would be doing something in music. I love music. But all these is a genre of music in my mind.

Okay. This is just my opinion. Classics just means they have aged out, right? Like classic means it came out a long time ago and at the time yes. It was current and relevant to you when you were young.

And maybe isn't anymore.

But you would never identify out.

Like there is no rap person that can be identified as an oldie. You know what?

“Is that doesn't go in the same group as Frank Sinachia?”

I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Hell, I'm going to say it. You're wrong on this. I don't understand what's happening here.

The 90s were four decades ago. That's like listening to the oldies station. Here in a little ditty from the 50s and being like, ah, look, listen to this class. And now this is a old. We are further removed from the formation of the NWO and WCW.

Then the formation of the NWO was from the moon landing. Well, that and that's fine. I've embraced being old. But I'm telling you right now you're not going to put out cast in the same category as Big girl don't cry.

Love that song. I do too because I love oldies. No. Where do you have total eclipse of the heart? That's a classic.

That's a classic. That's a classic. That is on a classic. That's a slider than flat in the dirt. Don't you dare.

Perdomo swung out of it. Total eclipse of that. I've seen totally eclipse of the heart at karaoke still. That's a classic rock. You can't go white guys when she sings at a karaoke.

Total eclipse.

I'm tired of your buttons.

I do the old school version. Two guys. I can't need you tonight. Let's go. That's a rock.

You ready for a game of L. Yeah or L. You ready? Yes. I'm ready. Filling out a bracket.

L. Yeah or L. I no longer have the pressure. I no longer have the 500 emails going.

“Can you please get your bracket done right now so we can post it all over”

ESPN.com. But L. Yeah. It's fun. It's fun. It makes games that you don't otherwise care about.

I literally got that email this morning. Congratulations. For the third time. Yeah. Peanuts and Cracker Jack.

L. Yeah or L. L. No. That's an oldies reference. Peanuts and Cracker Jacks. Like have anybody.

We should update that. To like the current menus that are are offered at ball parks. You know. Bye. We some cheese dog.

Hell make caps with ice cream on top. I mean a $17 ice cream helmet. There's such great margin and peanuts in Cracker Jack. They still do peanut sell that. He only tastes money.

He's David Samson. The Oscars. L. Yeah or L. No. Oh man. You know it just depends on the year.

“I thought it was good the last couple years.”

This year. It just the bits were so bad in between. But based on the results. I really wanted it from Michael B. Jordan. L. Yeah.

Throwing a home run ball back. L. Yeah or L. Yeah. L. Yeah. I mean. Considering the circumstances. Yes.

If it's the other team throw it back. What about if you if someone near you has it. Are you chanting throw it back. Throw it back. No.

No. You give it to a kid. The peer pressure. The peer pressure bill is ridiculous. So you chair.

Give it to a kid. I'll chant that. I won't chant throw it back. But I will chant if you don't give it to a kid. And there's a kid near you.

Oh yeah. Bad luck. I'll boo you 100%. I'm with you. Wearing green on Saint Patrick's day.

Oh my god. I have already been pinched four times by my Fking children. For not wearing green. It's like 11 30 a.m.

I haven't even had a chance to put on green. But I wanted so bad to remind them. And of what Saint Patrick's day is supposed to be about. The real meaning of the season. Which is getting blackout drunk during the day.

And continuing to convince yourself that you can go back to work. That's what Saint Patrick's day is for. This idea that you got to eat green or wear green or get pinched to stoop it. I say that. I'm probably going to go change in the green after this.

And I'm looking at Mike. So wearing the green is shirt possible. That's a year. You the only one. That's a year.

Is that a year? That's a year. I'll take it. That's an L. No. No.

Okay. I got it wrong. I'm pretty pressure. But wait. Can I raise you one?

And L. No. To the people who on the outside look like they're not wearing green. I don't want green underwear. So just trust me on those. I have a green bra on. Like that's either show it or you don't.

And adult bringing a baseball glove to a game.

This is always so controversial.

It goes right along with an adult wearing a jersey to a baseball game or not to a baseball game. Just wearing a jersey. It depends on where you're sitting. If you are sitting in prime foul ball territory. It's it's literally like a self defense mechanism.

You need to bring a ball glove period. But if you're in like. I don't know. 45 rows up behind home play. You probably don't need it. Don't live a part.

Tatas. Stugats. Tatas. This is the Don't live a part show with the Stugats. Watch opening night of the 2026 MLBC season on Netflix.

It starts March 25th. It's the giant toasting the Yankees. The pregame show begins at 7 p.m. Eastern. You're doing it with Albert Pools and Anthony Rizzo. Have you worked with them before?

Do you know them at all? Is this isn't going to quite be the chemistry that you have on. That you're leaving behind at ESPN. I would imagine, right? You have not worked with these people before.

I have not.

“But you know, I never worked with those people at ESPN until I did, right?”

That's my job as the host is to try to build as much rapport and chemistry as we can, and the time that we have together before we hit air. I look forward to the challenge. I've heard nothing but great things about both of them.

Rizzo's never really done TV, Albert has.

So yeah, I'm going to try to figure out where they want the proverbial pitch, so that they can knock it out of the park. Just be careful with Pools because he's trying to be manager now. So he's not going to give tremendous insights that are negative toward many organizations. Because he's looking to be manager.

I'll show pull it out. I'm going to try my best. Well, you know, I'm hoping that it's going to be okay that I am. We're doing a whole segment about the ABS system. And I was going to use what happened to his beloved Dominican Republic as an example of why

I hope that's not a sensitive spot.

Did you have an opinion of how that game ended? We've been arguing about it for two days. What do your thoughts? Got a swing right out. Got a swing. It's a ball.

It was a ball, but it's too close. Dang. It was not that close. - It was not that close, game over. - This was not that close, game over.

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It was a ball, it was a ball, but it was too close to leaving in the hand of the umpire, it was not without doubt. - It was not that close, it was not that close, it was not that close.

“- This was not the 1997 NLCS, what are you the heat?”

- Don't get bringing the heat, show it, pull it up for a moment, it wasn't that obvious. - That's right, pull up the montage for else. - This is the good stuff here, I'll drink it in. - It's like, where, there's drag zone with Dade County. - Oh, they should have swung the bat, we're showing the air,

that was a drag, that was a drag, he went there, he went there, he went there. - That's not even close. - There's one more strike and then my favorite one, pro player, we have a strike here, just strike cover, come to the Fred McGriff, here comes the Fred McGriff,

the backdoor curve ball that's never closer than two feet from the plate.

- The third McGriff, take a seat, we're going to look at that. He didn't even try to frame it. - Rest in power. - Take a seat, take a seat, take a seat, take a seat, take a seat, take a seat, take a seat. - He's my time dog, it's my best, just like just hit him with, oh man, oh, a little bit. - Good frame by CJ. - Before you get out of here, L, what do you think is going to happen?

You are hosting the USA Networks inaugural season of WNBA coverage for 2021.

“Do you believe with good amount of certainty that there's going to be a season?”

- Yes, I have my sources too, there will be a season. They will get a deal done, it's just a matter of, at this point, we're just dealing with timelines. I mean, you guys, they still like, once they get this done, they still have to release a schedule. They have to do two expansion drafts, they have a regular draft, which, you know, for all intends, the purpose is to go off without a hitch, but I am concerned with the timeline.

So, I would not be surprised if they had to push the season by a couple of weeks, but I am, I would put my mortgage on the fact that they are will. - Woo! Chris Cody, that sounds like a happens to know to me. - He happens to know? - She's got, he's been to know. Gather everyone, get the children, he happens to know.

- She's first on this happens. - So why? - She has sources, she's wise. - First on a woman's known around here. - She's gonna be wise. - You don't believe women can happen to know? - I love women. - Oh, good, she, oh, he's good, she's wise.

- You're so wise. She has sources too, she has sources too, she is well informed. - Thank you. - I appreciate you. Thank you. I love hanging out with you, classic men. You're not oldies, you're just classic. - Yeah, it was a ball, thanks. - It was a video, yeah. - That was so much. - I'm glad to play. - I didn't get the job at Netflix, thank you, see you later.

- Thank you, Elle, it's always a pleasure talking to you, it is wonderful

to see her getting all of the assignments that...

“- Should David go for the job at Netflix, did we just find that out?”

- Well, after the speaking way I did about Cuba, I might need one. So I'll be giving her a call. - That's not what you've got. - How's that going? - I'll go to our retreats, it's a little scary. - Cool, so it's gonna give you anything. Can I ask David why you had a strong objection and I didn't get to the bottom of it

with us referring to the marlins as a fire sail and not what the dolphins are doing right now? I don't like the word "fire sail" because it's not. What the dolphins, the dolphins can't win. They have one a plaf game in 25 years. They could say she get rid of every player and that's it.

So what Green Bay is doing in Miami is the smartest thing ever. When you break up a marlins team that loses 90 games, of course, they suck, get rid of them and bring in new people. - But that's different from what you guys did, you won the world's series. We kept the team together and added over the next two years.

- No, I'm just going to go to Detroit and get overpaid. - But you have traded directly to the cops. - But you had good team. - I love it. - You keep saying things you did. - And we traded, and my goal, and we did, and we got Steve. - We added other than this. - This, this, and this.

- No, no, that was after all five. But the point is what the dolphins are doing, it's about time. There's been mediocrity here for so long. What's the difference? - Right, but the dolphins are gonna come back with a very similar payroll right now than they had before these trades.

- No, that was, you're thinking of from '05 to '06.

And you're thinking of Hizinga from '96. - For sure, yes. - So that's just the confusion. - Let me, let me, uh, I want to talk about water and the breaking news with the dolphins. But I also want to address the distinction that David's making on a fire sale that none of the rest of us would make.

You kept breaking up teams. You broke up the team after you started the stadium. And this, it was different than what it is that the dolphins are doing now. Because what Zaz is saying is correct, their payroll is their payroll. And unfortunately for them, they've got more dead money than any team in the league.

On people, they're going to be paying to not play for them next year. - These are payrolls down. They're on. They're active payroll will be low. - But that's not by choice though. They would love to be able to spend the money to not a lot to spend. - No, they made a mistake.

“So you're being penalized as you should be when your talent evaluators are wrong”

to never should have been signed.

But they're not saving any money. - I didn't joy. I was listening to the local hour. I didn't joy the dude who traded Miguel Cabrera asking a bunch of Venezuelans why they're not more than science. - Eight out of ten. - Such a made-up statistic. - Eight out of ten Venezuelans surveyed.

Top three answers on the board. Do you know where the kosher stand is? - Nope. - Question two. Will you be a Martin season ticket, older? - Nope. - Per question.

Who's the hitting coach for this team? - Nope. - It's Miguel Cabrera. - He doesn't look like Miguel Cabrera. - You traded Miguel Cabrera and you wandered around the stadium. A stadium you built asking Venezuelan fans. - Yeah. - Why doesn't there always feel like this?

I didn't do a fire sale. Come on, say they said flagling is manual. - I didn't say that. - The thing that I wanted to talk to you guys about regarding jail and water. When you keep trading players that people know

“and you have to fumigate the building, how are dolphin fans”

supposed to feel about the news that one of the very few things they care about who they know to be decent? Too many drops doesn't get open enough as a number one, but you know him to be recently the future you were investing in and now you are starting over in a way that is as overt a rebuild

as the dolphins have ever had in our lifetime. This one's interesting because in theory you should be okay with it.

Not just because they got back a first and a third,

but because the team's gonna be terrible and why pay jail and water as a number one wide receiver when he's not and you're gonna be terrible. But the other part of it which I think is confusing is we want to make sure we get a proper evaluation on Malik Willis 100%. And so I don't know how we're doing that if they don't have any receivers.

And then if they'd noted the throw too then why do you waste the money on Malik Willis? - That's what I'm saying. - That's what I'm saying. - You're window of like, all right, is this guy good? 'Cause this you're not gonna find out if he's good or not. Next you're gonna find out if he's good?

Aren't they gonna, you gotta assume now with the stock pile of picks. Like they're gonna get him a receiver, right? - Okay, two teams. - He has two to out well. - They're not gonna get him a top 10 receiver. They're not gonna get somebody at the 11th pick.

- Look, this is, this is a part of the analysis. - What about top 11th pick? - That is required here because what Zaz is saying is correct. Mike loves the Packers receivers, did before Dobbs move teams. I don't love the Packers receivers but there's not a dispute

on the Packers receivers are better than anything the dolphins presently have in their receivers room. This, what I'd be really curious what they told Malik Willis about Wattl and what their plans were with Wattl because I wonder if it would change his thinking at all.

If the, you know Smith just went to the jets because the jets aren't gonna get a quarterback to go over there because nobody's gonna want to play with those skilled guys. - I mean, they have a much better skilled guy than Miami has presently in Wilson. He's a really good receiver.

- We have Etienne. - Yeah, if I pulled you aside, I watched party when the dolphins are ahead of Will Levus on Monday night. I said, "Hey, Tua, Tyreekill and Jailamonel are all gonna be gone in two years." Would you believe me? It is crazy. That was the most exciting moment for many adult Miami.

- They were nine and two. They were nine and two.

“They were in first place in the division. I think the bills were like,”

weren't the bills like three games back or something? - Three back with five. - Everybody was confident. We have a quarterback. We have two great wide receivers. We have this explosive offense. - Up to touch shounds in the fourth quarter against Tennessee.

- It's crazy how quickly everyone's gone now. - Then you squinted and it was like, "Is that damn her?" - He knows. That will Levus. I can't tell. - I'm gonna ask the audience this question. - The dolphins biggest name is...

- Hey, Chan. - Hey, Chan. - Yeah, you do this as a non-fantasy football player.

- Millik Lewis? - Millik Lewis?

- Don't forget, guys. - Paul.

“- You guys are sitting here telling me that you're still...”

- You know how? - You guys are not surprised that Kenneth Walker gets the same contract as Bradley Chubb because of how disposable all the running backs are. And now you're telling me that an offense that was the number one in the league, because if it was a passing offense that their best player is a running back.

“- Yeah, because in all summer, group chats are gonna be mock drafting,”

their fantasy drafts and HNs gonna be one of the first five names mentioned.

- Okay, and right before HN, I saw most of it have 20 touchdowns, but for like taking the carries from HN, right before that, because of how interchangeable this is. It's maddening to me. I understand it, but it's maddening to me

“that for 25 years the dolphins are starting over”

and you don't know any of their players.

- I... I... cry. - Simon asked you about the story. - Also the swiff flashback. - Just a little bit later, and then hopefully the student... - Paul, no, no, no, no, no, because the player is so my safe space.

- Hmm, do you mean that's all it's about? - Yeah, exactly. Because the player is so the player who just understands it. The game of the studio, the job or the music. - It's crazy.

- It doesn't feel like the player is playing. - The player is reading. - Save. - With the player.