Local Hour: The Biggest Bust In Franchise History

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Miami Heat have injected a quote, "jolt of intrigue."

“Zaz was that you just clearing the snott in your nose on right into your microphone?”

Now, I'm pretty sure that I just heard the clearing your thing. You're mistaken. I'm pretty sure that radio and audio professional Jonathan Zaz

load just started his week by clearing snott from his nose.

Making things up. Into the microphone. Didn't hear it. Loudest sound I've heard from a body since Greg Cody's stomach growled like a small animal. Why are you making things up? How did you feel about two of being released here this morning? Because Jeremy's claiming it's to get us to not talk about the

"jolt of intrigue" that Barry Jackson is reporting that the heat of injected into the season. That's right. How did I feel about two of being released this morning? I told you how I felt about it when I reported it. I don't know probably three weeks ago. It was a month ago. We have that sound. We have found the sound of Zaz's low reporting before everyone else that too was going to be released. But macro instead of micro, though.

I'm not talking about whether you got it right or whether or not something in the last month is relevant. I'm talking about a quarterback who is here for many years, not unlike Ryan Tanahill and it ends with fart noise. Well, you know, he can find new team now. We've pretty dope. I mean, you know, it's what he wanted. Said to be real dope. If he could find the new home.

“I think two is the biggest Boston franchise history.”

Ooh, that's wow, they say. Because he didn't need to lead the league in passing. Let me simplify for you. We did pretty much two years of tank for Tua. Like this was a major story here for a couple of years. They got their guy. They get Tua. If I would tell you that tank for Tua leads to zero playoff victories. Is that a bus or not? But I don't think yes or no. I guess it's a disappointment.

But he led the league in passing. I don't think he's more disappointing than say Deon Jordan. Is this is this a bus? 44 and 32 record is a starter. 18,000 passing yards. 120 passing TDs versus 59 interception. So a two to one TD to interception rate. Is that bust? No, I understand the context it's as is applying the hype. Like this guy was supposed to save the franchise. He did not deliver. Didn't want that. But I will say a couple times that

we're felt like he might be. So 12 quarterbacks have gotten contracts worth at least $50 million

annually over the past four years. Tua is the first to get released. And I don't think that you can separate these things from the money, right? He's calling it a bus at least in part because of how high he was drafted. Mike's mentioning Deon Jordan. That's a top 10 pick who gave you nothing. That's a that's a past rusher who gave you absolutely nothing is a top 10 pick. Top 10 pick is

“Rubin Bing. Yeah, I think you went top five Deon Jordan. Yeah, then you was number three. But Deon”

Jordan wasn't expected to lead your franchise. Like we felt that way because he was dropped in number three overall. When you slept a quarterback at the top of the draft, he's supposed to lead your franchise. They traded up to get him as well. But what you guys just did to me, there was funny where I made him a top 10 pick and you're like he's better than that. He's top five. And then you said he was number three, which makes him top three. Yeah, that's not top three.

More disappointing says. This is Deon Leba partial with this two-gots spot cast. The Dolphin's new ownership leadership is now in a position where they are fumigating the building. If Jason Sanders isn't already gone, he's about to be. It's 27 straight field goals. Nine for nine from 50 plus. They couldn't agree on a contract. That was a serviceable kicker. I don't know why it is that they would get rid of him. I'm assuming he's just

counting these asking for too much money. Alec in gold is leaving as well. He's joining Mike Daniel with the chargers. People felt that one. I mean, he's a fan favorite. The Dolphin's haven't had a lot of those over the years. Just a little guy who's over achieving out there. Anytime he does anything, you talk about two of being a boss because of expectations. Alec in gold is a fan favorite because of the lack of expectations. He was so small, but they're

clearly fumigating the buildings as and it's a start over project where Dolphin fans have to be

you're back at everything is starting over now. You don't have a quarterback. Gino Smith's preferred

“destination is Miami. He went to Miramar High School. So the reports are that this is where he wants”

to be. And I guess the options are you can't get excited about Gino Smith. But the options are Malik Willis and Kyler Murray. All signs are pointed Malik Willis going to Arizona. It seems. So this means that the thing that's left is Kyler Murray. Why in God's name when he choose here? We talked last week about why he would choose the jets when he's going to have skill position limitations. He'd have those here as well. He should go to Minnesota. Kyler Murray. Very clearly.

That'd be great for him. You got weapons there. You have a coach who has proven what he could do with the quarterback. And you have a chance to to be the starter. Kyler Murray Minnesota feels like a threat. Let's examine this for a second because this was amazingly enough. This was

“just a couple of years ago. Let's play the sound of Tua. He told us this was him just trying to”

casher bet with one of his teammates where his teammate dared him to do something like this. And then

he did it. This was merely two years ago. The money is always an interesting thing in sports

because that sport is salarycapped for no good reason. The players have no one to blame but themselves because they collectively bargained the salary cap. And there is no reason that other than it's been collectively bargained. And owners want to fix costs because Jared Jones can't be trusted to not spend a billion dollars trying to get Patrick Mahomes literally no matter what the cost if you don't have a salary cap. So we're always talking about the money. But the money

is the biggest gulf between fans and players. It's the biggest problem even though I can make reasonable arguments that the most of the players in that sport are underpaid. A few are paid fine but most of them are underpaid for what it is that they're doing and salary cap restrictions

make it so that we're always talking about the money. But the salary cap hit that Tua is going to

be going forward is more damaging than the Dishon Watson one is and will be over the next couple of years. And I thought the Dishon Watson contract is the worst in the history of that sport. And yet Tua is more damaging over the next two years of just financially in terms of what it's going to cost you to simply release him. I've not read because it just happened so I haven't read the details. I'm not a salary cap expert. Why are they releasing him this minute? Because they said

last week that all options were on the table. They were saying at the scouting combine, that they were still tried that they said they put their name on their has been interest in Tua but they get nothing for him. And you know that's not true though. I mean there's interest. Yeah, Kyla Murray I guess would have a bigger market and they ended up releasing him too. All the teams in the league know that we're not going to give you anything for these guys.

We're not going to let you off the hook. You're not going to get anybody to willingly absorb this. Did you even believe there was a report a couple days ago that there is a team out there

“that would be willing to trade for Tua. But you have to attach a first round pick to it.”

I don't even know if I believe that. Well they said there's interest and I don't think they said I don't I'm going to give the new leadership the benefit of the doubt that they're not going to just lie they're not going to open with lying to our face when they are saying there's interest. I want to give you some numbers here though because I remember many, many years ago when the Marlins got Carlos Delgado. Okay. And a non salary cap sport. He got so much money and one of the

stats that was given then when he got so much money is that you cannot tie up a non salary cap sport and win. You cannot tie up a disproportionate percentage of your salary cap in one player in baseball

and win. Here's the numbers on 15 quarterbacks who were on the books for at least $45 million a year

last year. Six of them made the playoffs. Six of 15 made the playoffs and none got passed the divisional round. Eight finished below 500. So half of the quarterbacks you've got to hit. You have to hit on a star if you're paying him this in a salary cap league. Tua Calamary and Kirk Cousins are all going to be released to Sean Watson obviously didn't play. But that's 15 quarterbacks and six made the playoffs. None passed the divisional round and eight finished below 500. You

You see what the Rams are doing again with McDuffie, with paying their corners. They're behaving

as if they're playing away because Stafford's old and they have to win in the Stafford window. They know they've got a quarterback McVay's going to get exposed at least some when he doesn't have that kind of professionalism anymore at the quarterback. It's not even his fault. Your quarterback has to be great but he especially has to be great if you're paying him the way that the dolphins were paying Tua. Well yeah the way the league works now. Clearly if you're paying your quarterback

top money like if he's being paid in the top 789 10 quarterbacks in the league he has to be

“like a Hall of Fame caliber quarterback. That's the only way to win when they're making that much”

money. So you have two ways to win with your quarterbacks. Either he's a Hall of Fame caliber quarterback or your quarterback is on the rookie contract so he's performing so far above the value and that's why Kylo Murray was making the money. Not a Hall of Fame caliber quarterback. Kirk Cousins to a Tongue of Iloa like those guys are getting paid the top dollar. They are not in that category. You cannot win with that. But we have to admit that when those contracts were signed

there was plenty of scrutiny applied to it. Everyone knew these were potential ticking time bombs and then they ended up being so I do want to clean one thing up. You said that the dolphins announced immediately that they're releasing them but part of that statement was they're going to wait till the new league year starts and there's a reason for that because the NFL

salary cap isn't real. Yeah that post-dune first designation means that the 99 million dollars

in dead cap will be spread over two years. So it's just a tick over 67 million dollars for this upcoming season and then just a tick under thirty two million dollars for the following year. And isn't the timing of it being today is because free agency starts in three hours from now. Yeah you want to do right by him and let him know what his options are. Have the marketplace, have a deep understanding of what his situation is. When Jeremy hits you with that number though

67 million for a quarterback to not play, pair that against what Moss just told everybody Messy's making for Inter Miami, which is between 70 and 80 million dollars. So for that amount of money, Inter Miami gets the best soccer player there's ever been and he actually plays and his contract is through 2028 for the amount of money that two is counting against the cap here. The dolphins get a quarterback who's not going to play today who they release. That is an

uncommon disaster. Whether it's the biggest bust in franchise history or not, I don't know I'm willing to say that given that he did give them seven years of play and was their starter and did lead the league in offense one time. But as a financial move, it's unquestionably a disaster in a salary cap sport that you gave this guy all this money two years ago and two years later you are simply cleaning house in a way that I don't think the dolphins have ever

“cleaned house. I think this is this is the biggest fumigation of the facility that there has”

ever been. Why are they cleaning house? Because they haven't won a playoff game in 25 years and largely they had a general manager in charge who was allowed to stay in charge without winning a playoff game more than any general manager in the year in the league has ever been as was allowed during that time period to stay in charge with that kind of failure. All correct. If the quarter back worked out would they be cleaning house today? No. Biggest bust in franchise history.

So what goes into that classification? Because the guys I think of are Eric Kumoro, the guys I think of are Daddy Bosa, the original Bosa who spawned past rusher's his sperm better at rushing the pastor than he was. So you got Bosa, you got Kumoro in franchise history. John Jordan. Sammy Smith. But they didn't have to reset the franchise when those guys didn't work out John. I still can smell the not chosen Jimmy Johnson's breath as he explained to me

why it is that John Avery was the right pick over Randy Moss. John Avery might be up there. John Avery, when you consider that Randy Moss round. Oh yeah, but Randy Moss was on the board and that was

the debate. Avery is pretty bad. Late first round. But that is a funny way we do bust. So right it's

who they could have gotten instead. Like I remember, I remember basically all of my viewpoints on coaching smarts disintegrating with the smell on Jimmy Johnson's breath as he explained to me

“why John Avery was the correct pick over Randy Moss. Was there jalapeno or just an adjective?”

It was just the chips. You know that chip breath. A little cilantro? A little hint. No, it was just

a large factor. Ted Ginn might have been considered that but then Brady Quinn and it are being bad.

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My microphone's on. Stoogats. Paint the scene. The paint the scene is I got to go to work. Good night. V-C-C-D-D-A-L-B-A-F-R-S-O-O. With this two-gats. Two coaches and a general manager serve, but two coaches in a general manager were fired because two would have worked out. Yeah, I mean, I don't know that Brian Flora is merited being fired on rep- You're not on, and you know what? I'll take that one back because he wasn't really fired because

“two wasn't good. He was fired for a hand. Yeah, but he was also fired. He was also fired because”

he didn't believe it. Right. Right. And the way that he went about it. Right. Yeah, I take it back. I mean, that's kind of how the league goes though. Yeah, you build around the quarterback. The quarterback doesn't work out. You usually go down with that quarterback. Jeremy is wearing a jacket, and I'm not sure if it's because he's working very hard. I've noticed, you know, Jeremy's working very hard around here. And then I see him late at night also sitting next

to Ron Rothstein and doing an assortment of things on the heat broadcast. Did you wear a jacket in because you forgot that this was the job that you were coming in? No, it's because I'm professional. Okay. Well, I'm a pro broadcaster. And I'm a pro analyst, clearly, because I have continuously been right, not just this season, but for several years about the Miami heat. And I'm waiting for my apology. I'm waiting for my apology. You guys roasted me all last week

for believing that the heat could beat the hornets and the pistons over the weekend, and that they were starting to ascend. They've won five in a row. They're one of the hottest teams at basketball. Bametabio is right at the top of the league in on off. He's potentially coming in as a dark horse for his first defense player in the year despite the fact that it should have been for years and years and years averaging 24, 10 and three. He's been spectacular. And so it's

Tyler here. Bam has been great in apology. Tyler here. You're not own an apology. Tyler here. Has been very good and great. Against Charlotte. He went 33, nine and nine. Well, it looks zero turnovers. Yeah. And zero turnovers. Anyone's going to look great when they go eight for 10 from three. Okay. And he did go eight for 10 from three. How many guys can do that? And they're, uh,

I mean, Brian Shaw did it. So. Ha. You got me there, Dan. There are a few always 10 of 15 that night.

There have been, there have been. Go look at the number of heat players. Look at the limit. I'm going to look up. Tyler, he brought you a camera. I was just in a location Brian Shaw hit 33. He's in a game. Most three is in a game by a heat player. It's not an impressive. It's not. It really isn't an impressive list. It made us for six that crazy. Uh, but you mentioned Charlotte and it was a nice win because we were really talking up Charlotte to go on the road. I don't believe this heat team can win road

games, but they keep telling us they're better than they're record indicates. And the right now they're the hottest team in the league. They beat Eric Collins's team. Eric Collins is the broadcaster who screams and yells. He's going to be on with us later in the show. Let's just give the people a sampling of what it is that Eric Collins does. Hello. Hello. Yeah. With the Gats of a cat park player. We're 10. 97. The lab's going to have to fire. They get her train. Wow. Look at like

it's kind of training. Come alive. Wow. Bridges. Bucketley. Do. Let's go. Oh, a double-clutch. It's a new boom.

Okay. You keep doing it. I mean, but I have actually been right. No, unless you've been saying

“more years about this stuff. I'm sorry. I reclaimed my time. Jeremy, you haven't been saying”

that the Miami heat are going to go out in the first round of the NBA playoffs for the last few

years. That makes you wrong. No, what I've been saying. They shouldn't tank and they have. I reclaimed my time. I reclaimed my time. I reclaimed my time. I reclaimed my time. That was a very nice win against Charlotte. This is what the Miami heat do. They'll give you one good win. Maybe rattle off a good week. Was it a credible game Friday night? No. And that's a tough place to play. We've been there. We're the franchise that has been down, down bad for a little bit.

Starts believing. Not a tough place to play. Not at all. But that was a good atmosphere. It's one of the arenas that you really get. I reclaimed my time. I reclaimed my time. I had the

sound up for this game. That was a good atmosphere in Charlotte. They were starting to believe

there was a reason for real excitement. That was a real good performance from Miami. The pistons, I'm a little confused by they've had a wretched week. They were on the back end of a back to back. I just started watching the NBA this week and I can tell you the Detroit pistons are the worst even league from what I can tell. They are very physical basketball team. They have gone through a rough patch. It's going to get rough in the playoffs when they're counting on

two-fifths of their starting lineup being Duncan Robinson and Tobias Harris. Who, Miren Gardner felt comfortable enough yesterday to call him the the B word three times called Tobias Harris. Tobias Harris is running around out there and has been for many years for no discernible reason. Tobias Harris, I would not trust at all and they are counting on him in Detroit. They are limited offensively after cutting him. They really are. There are some limits to what it is that

they can do and I think that Baltimore and the next are, I go back and forth on the next because

“of how close that series was last year with Detroit. Max Crosby, that's why.”

When I look at Detroit, I see a very physical team and winning with physical teams is another way of doing it in the modern age. Nobody's really trying it that way in the modern age. Yeah, but you're right though about what they're going to look like in the playoffs when you're playing a good defensive team in the postseason in a seven game series and they're going to focus on cade cutting him and you don't have really anyone after him that can score like I think Detroit.

It's weird to say that a team is 45 and 18. Maybe a little bit of trouble but like I feel like they may be a little bit trouble. I will surprise you guys though. There is something that I've said last week in regards to the NBA that I need to walk back and apologize. Oh, on Jason Tatum in the Celtics. Oh, Jason. That is Jason. Noora. Noora. I mean, they've looked pretty good since he's come back. But Tatum, noora.

Crazy that that was your take and you're take along. They won at Cleveland and Boston is really good and has been for a while and I would assume that the Miami Heat or a team specifically that Boston would prefer not to have anywhere around because over a seven game series with Spulstra as your coach, it's going to require Jalen Brown and Tatum to be better than they've been the last few times that they've faced the Miami Heat in the playoffs and that could be a substantive

ask. But the Celtics four years now when healthy have been a good deal better than everyone in the East. I saw over the weekend we have a number of mistakes around here and the worst mistakes that we make though are right at the beginning of the broadcast. I saw the Pablo Tory at the Sloan Conference. David Samson wouldn't shut up at the beginning of what it is that they were doing at the Sloan Conference and I could see Pablo getting frustrated because you want to get the

kite up in the air at the start of a broadcast and I know that Ernie Johnson nod his face off when

the other day for the first time this season. He welcomed everyone into the ESPN broadcast by saying

“it was TNT. Right at the beginning. Must remember. That's tricky. Right but it was right at the start.”

I know I sometimes calls as to God's by accident. You've heard me do it a couple of times here and the first couple of months that Shannon Sharp was on with Steven A. He kept calling him skip by this day. Come on skip. But Ernie, but Ernie somehow managed to go several months without doing it and then did it right while welcoming everyone in. Did he acknowledge it? Yeah, he's like, it was mortified. He's like, oh, it happened. I knew it was going to happen and then they started

mistakes are never Ernie's. The show sinks into the mistakes because it's a bunch of other

“guys and Ernie's the one tethering the whole thing together so that the others can make the mistakes.”

It was I saw it as a as a broadcast professional. I felt for Ernie Johnson because he was mortified. It was as if he had seen something paranormal wandering around the studio and it was a segment of his past that was coming to haunt him. But when I put in front of you, the numbers on messy because Moss pointed out I've never heard the stadium sponsors called new and you. It's a Brazilian financial service. I don't know anything about them, but they're going to be able to refer to it as

inner Miami's new stadium, which which really works as a and he was explaining why it is that he had to take them as the sponsor because it's very difficult. The Marlins had this difficulty. Very few businesses in Miami actually are able to support the big sports major league sports things that we have here. It's why you have so many attorneys broadcasting, you know, sponsoring

“the Miami heat stuff. It's why the baseball park is called Lone Depot and it's why inner Miami”

could not find a local sponsor to pay the amount of money that it costs to pay messy between $70 and

$80 million. But when I say that number to you guys and Jeremy says that two is going to cost

$67 million against the cap and it's what inter Miami is paying messy. I mean, when you talk about how it is that franchises in this market have gone from spending money well to get to the top, like the Panthers, like the heat. He don't have a lot of busts in their history. Michael Beesley qualifies, but there's not a lot of wasted money and you cannot waste money in a salary cap sport in one player who doesn't work out who you wake up on Monday morning and you've just

released to play for someone else. You realize the dolphins he's going to be able to salvage his career by playing for small amount of money wherever he goes. He's going to go to a place where he's going to be either the best backup in the league or somebody who's able to rejuvenate his career because he's gone someplace to get back to big money making as they pay him the minimum and the dolphins end up paying the entirety of a giant salary. There is an option three option

three is he continues this downward trajectory and he's out of the league in a couple of years. The most likely option. He's not that skilled anymore and it could be a byproduct of the head injuries. Oh, but he's a low level starter right now and you saw last year the second half of the season how many bad quarterbacks were playing because every year in that league you have by the end of the season an assortment of Kenny Pickett's playing because because they're low level starters and you just

need confidence. Oh, he's certainly going to get another shot around the league in a situation that'll give him a pathway to playing unless he goes to a team that is fully solidified at the position and it's just like give me a get right year where I can learn at this staff like maybe let me go to a way so I can refurbish my career the way that Pickett Mayfield did under this coaching staff. I just became Pat McAfee there for coaching staff. Don Lebatard. Wow, there's nothing

official and conversations are still ongoing was that a fake shifter because it was that's pretty good. Yeah, I feel like there's legs tried at the beginning and I lost confidence in it.

“Wow, good. It was good. It got this. I think official. Yeah, it's so good.”

It's still ongoing. Still gots. It is trending towards Nick Saringani remaining the head coach of the Eagles. This is the Dane Lebatard show with his two gods. That's where you were eager to get in here because you've got a lot of two of them. Yeah, just I still feel like every time that you're bringing up the things that have gone wrong with two and specifically how much you count against the salary cap and the salary cap support you can't be making that

much money and have it not work out. But you're just you're giving more evidence to me saying this is the biggest bust in franchise history. I just I understand guys like Deon Jordan amounted to literally nothing with the team, but you'd have to reset the franchise. You didn't have to pay him when guys like that didn't work out with Tua. They gave him a record contract the most one of the teams ever given in franchise history. And two years later, they're paying him

to not be on their team anymore. It is interesting to me to watch the Rams go all in on right now,

the Ravens. The Ravens have never done what they just did where they give up a bunch of future

were a piece away when they gave Bradley Chubb that money. That's a that's a gorgeous mismanagement

“to think, to look at the roster construction and do something like that because you think”

your piece away when we can all look at the Ravens and Rams and say, okay, I understand how they come about. The analysis were a piece away. The dolphins were playing like they were a piece away and now two years later their quarterbacks gone. It is an apocalypse. It is so crippling. I thought the Sean Watson is a and I'm right. Is a contract you can't recover from. When you fail that badly with that pick and that guaranteed money, it's going to set your franchise back for several

years. And the dolphins are in the same position and don't have miles Garrett, miles Garrett, who drives at a rate of speed that you would think he would no longer drive at nine speeding tickets since 2017, including in the middle of that and accident, you would think he would learn from. He drives way too fast and is reckless and I don't feel like anyone is surprised that he's

“reckless. I feel like everyone's just saying to themselves, yeah, he goes a hundred miles an hour”

everywhere at all times. Yeah, why wouldn't he drive like that? It's not like the, you know, the negative that could happen is death. Like, why would he do that? It is like the way that they say other athletes go onto the golf course and can't help but put giant gambling stakes on it because they need to be so ultra competitive all the time they can't turn it off for him. It just happens to be speed. But for other people, it's competitive as so they go insane on gambling on XYZ.

What do you guys do with nine speeding tickets since 2017? I told you guys that I did not start wearing a seat belt until Derek Thomas died in a car accident, not wearing a seat belt. It took me that long in life to sort of learn the lesson. Miles Garrett was in the car accident and it's still consistently driving around at 190 and 100 miles an hour. So your car would just be beeping and you're like, I don't care. I'm not going to put on the floor. It was before the beep. It was

before. I don't know when the beep was invented. That's annoying. Yeah, my car did not have that beep at the beginning. I wouldn't be driving around with the tail of it right after the time. So Miami Dolphins have traded Minka Fitzpatrick. Like it. What are the details on that? It's one of the few pieces that they have that is tradable. They don't have many. Seventh round pick New York Chets. Okay, that is a great point. That really brings up there. How many players ever

“have been traded by a team twice? That can't be something that's happened a lot, right?”

In all of sports, I'm assuming that Ricky Henderson and Bobby Boney and baseball were both traded multiple times by the same team. But you're thinking it hasn't happened much across sports. I feel like it's a really rare thing. I mean, it certainly is in football. It's not something that I think, well, we'll look it up here because this is just happening now. But the the fact that the Dolphins have very few tradable pieces. Like it really, when Greg Cody was on

here a couple of weeks ago and they had just released Bradley Chub. He said to me, what are you so upset about? Wouldn't you have done that? And I was like, yeah, I would have done that. But this recurring

frustration is fairly amazing to witness locally. The sport rewards when you're bad. I'm not joking

when I say I could have put anyone in charge over the last 25 years and stumbled into a playoff Victor. The Dolphins have the longest playoffless drought in the sport without a win, right? It's longer than even the Raiders. During this time, we've seen the Patriots fall and get back up again. During this time, we saw the bills go 17 straight seasons without getting a playoff win to now having the MVP of the league and expecting to be in the playoffs. Do you guys disagree with me when I say,

I could have put any management in charge for the last 25 years. Anybody and gotten a playoff win. Mathematically, how many teams haven't? How many teams have not had a playoff win in 25 years where you're just sitting there waiting for them to get better based on the medicine the league gives you to get better. It's a major market. People want to play here. People want to live here. 25 years,

I'm not saying, I'm not saying they say that if you put a million monkeys at a million computers

eventually they'll produce Shakespeare. But if I put any management team that's not primate, if I put any management team at all over 25 years, you don't think I'm going to get a playoff win Tesla, one playoff win. The Angela Russell was traded by the Lakers twice, both times to the Brooklyn Nets. All the time to the net. Brandon Cooks has been traded four times in his career.

find an example of someone being traded by the same team twice. I'm like a dog with a bone on

this so I'll find it. I'll see it. Ricky Henderson, look up Ricky Henderson, Gary Sheffield, who were no match, who were great and it's rare for no match. It's rare for the great ones to be no match, Hall of Fame talents. It's good to see that Roy is back and I want to publicly accuse

“him of the same thing I've been accusing him of privately, which is going to Key West for a weekend”

fishing and barbecue tournament. He left last week on Tuesday and I'm pretty sure everyone listening to this knows that the keys are asleep Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Nothing happens in key West until Friday. You've been off since Tuesday with this company grift. You and Rose have been fishing and barbecuing on company time. How did you end up doing? We did it when Dan. The best

we did was we finished third in a category, which was turkey. But we did not do well in day one with

the fishing. We thought that we would do well day two on a sandball party that had a people's choice of board. But that didn't go to well either apparently. And day three, I thought we had a good cook, but apparently not. You know, judging is subjective, but just throw them under the bus. I'm not doing anybody on the bus. I thought we had a good cook. We should have won. You did not have a good cook as in a person. A good cook is in the results of the cooking. Yes, the result of cooking. Okay.

That's understood. Okay. So did I. I thought that they had Dave Williams and who is a good cook. It's what I'm here for. He won the championship. You guys won the championship last year. You were the defending champions. So it's not merely that you grifted off of the company for three days

“and joining a lovely barbecue and fishing vacation three days before Key West awoke. You also”

failed while you were out there. That's right, Dan. It was a four-man team myself. They've Jodie and Chico. So we we thought we did well, but not according to judges. So also lacking in self-awareness as well. So not just failures who grift off the company for three days, but also lacking in total self-awareness where you think you had produced something that was tasty and a award winning and instead you just failed. You all right, Dan. You are absolutely correct.

Found a player in Major League Baseball a history that was traded for himself. He was the player to be named later. Harry Cheady. I don't believe you. Harry Cheady. He was a Cleveland Baseball player. I'm an ally. Got acquired by the Metz and then was sent back to the Cleveland Baseball team ally. As a player to be named later in the deal. Ricky Henderson was traded four times. Gary Sheffield was traded five times. Jesse Chavez 11 times. He's Major League Baseball.

Oh, we're looking for traded by the same team. Yeah, no. Twice. I'm looking for a people looking for a place to see what it is that you find. Some of the players that were making

“that were mentioning might make you feel old, but I've got something right now that I believe”

represents the oldest I have ever felt as it regards watching an athlete do something and I'm including dying in the conversation. Okay, because I've told you I feel very old when I see Germain O'Neill Jr. playing for SMU. I feel very old whenever people from my past die people

from my childhood die, but I have never felt older than seeing beyond Sanders doing actual commercial

for depends diapers. Oh, no. Now it's it's bladder cancer. So I don't mean to shame him. But when I think of depends, I think of ancient people. When I think of people who have to wear diapers in public, I think of the president of our country. I think they're in lies of problem. Depends has several practical uses for people that don't look like that. That is correct. But when I saw Dion Sanders specifically doing an ad for depends when he can do ads for whoever he wants,

I did not think that it was him trying to take the stigma off the pens. I thought that depends paid an enormous amount of money. Well beyond the going rate in order to get Dion Sanders to do that commercial. I mean, this is like Jimmy Johnson doing extends commercials, right? Not quite. Extends and impotence is something different. He just wanted cash. Can you guys get me that ad, please? Find me the commercial that Jimmy Johnson did in a race car outfit. It's a good. It's a good

call by Roy. But put it on the poll as well at Levitard Show. Does it make you feel old to see Dion Sanders doing a commercial for depends diapers? Yes or no? Antoine Walker traded from Boston to