What I want to do is not to be a student, the master of the club's laptop is ...
I'm saying, you can say that you're a hero. You're a master of the club, right? But you don't understand. Exactly. It's just a challenge. You're just a master of the club. You're just a master of the club. And if you then work, you'll be able to do it. - That's right? - Safe. You're just a master.
You're just a master of the club. Now you're just a master of the club. You came in this morning, very excited to tell me about a movie that he finally got around to watching.
“Now you may remember last to me. I think Damishek and I were talking about this.”
A movie last week, we were going over that a lot of you, youets on the other side of the glass there, had not seen yet. And that is a movie called Basic Instinct. - What a movie. - What a movie. - What a movie. - How did you decide to watch it? - You have a kid. - Yeah. And it's not like, you know, you have it on VHS or something.
Did you have to, like, did you pay for it? - No, no, no. So I didn't pay for that. I'm at my in-laws now because that's- - That's a good place to watch Basic Instinct. - So listen, so listen. They weren't in the house. My wife was over in her side of the TV side over there. And I was in the room that we're staying in, but she was with the baby.
It's all like, you know what? Let me throw in a little bit of basic instinct. See what the boys are talking about. See what's going on. There's a lot of buzz behind you. See, what's what? See what's what and who's who. And then I found out who was who. - Oh yeah, baby. - Sharon Stove. Wow. - And you know about that interrogation scene? Wow.
- I mean, Newman was sweating bullets. - Sweat, but it looked over.
“Michael Douglas, like, did you see what I just saw?”
- That's right. - And then he's like, yeah, I saw what you just saw. - Newman ain't ever done that movie. - Oh, that's that movie.
Because I've actually never seen Basic Instinct, but I get the vibe.
I know the scene, like, the legs crossing, like, I can already tell that. - But she knows everything. She wrote a book prior to which gave her the alibi. - Yeah. - Chris Cody. So a lot of stories short. Anything Michael Douglas related, I'm in. So it was a nice little cherry on top of him acting.
What's his name? I'm trying the partner, his partner, the cowboy partner. I don't remember his name, whatever his name was. - Ass on. - Yeah. - Ass on actor. Do you know what that means? - Zazz or no? - No, okay, ass on. Did you, when you say ass off, it's from the Sinofo universe.
Sinofo uses ass off as when you're acting your ass off. That you're doing a great job. So the opposite of that is acting your ass on. Which is what he was doing. So if you can look up the name for me, he used to call Michael Douglas.
“Ha, so I don't know what his name is. - That's a good movie, baby. - Good movie, don't you think she did it?”
- Yeah, she did it. - She did it. She did it. She did it. She did it for sure. Spoiler alert from movie from 35 years ago, but she did it. I'm going to look, Chris has the cast up right now. Hold on, give me a second. Let me check over. - But that right there in case you know, that is Sharon Stone at her absolute peak.
- That's at Gus. - He's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse.
- Yeah, he's never got worse. - He's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - He's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - He's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse.
- Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. He's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Yeah, he's never got worse. - Wow. - How and why are you over the goat? - I'm done. Guys, I'm absolutely done. I think the NASCAR thing tip me over the edge. Oh, another three peak for MJ. Oh my god. No, I don't want to talk about a three peak. What I want to talk about is what we were promised. We were promised lessons in excellence.
What did we get? Nothing. What we got was stories about the Airbnb and nervousness with the free throw. Promises made. Promises not delivered. I hate that when I watched the hornets. All I can think about was what MJ did not do. MJ is stuck in my brain and I want them out. - I can dig that. I didn't like that to recall situation. It was pretty fun.
I'm like, then I'm gonna try this same interview back out here. It's a loot though. But I also wanted to get to one more thing, another utterance that happened earlier. But what Tony says and I quote, I have a new respect for pool boys. - Oh boy. - Oh, go for you Tony. It's bound, my brother. Yeah, so being in, not my own house, I'm living at my in-laws, not the match house that we bought.
- Right. - So with the kid, a kid, one kid only feels like kids. - If does feel like kids. - I think kids. It will be kids at some point right now, just kid plural. Baby. But I was doing over at the new house and the new house has a pool, which is cool.
But the problem is, the neighbor who's behind me has this big atry.
And all it does is put leaves in my pools. So it's got, I didn't go for a couple of days. And all of a sudden I looked at the bottom of the pool and it's covered in leaves. - Yeah, you got to be a good little pool boy. - And I'm like, damn, I'm like, nobody's going to do this, except me. I got to do this shit. - That's right. - So I got the net, big ass net, right? So I'm there at the bottom of the pool trying to rake out all the leaves.
- Yeah. - You know what happens when you rake them all up?
They go everywhere.
- No, no floatin leaves are all to bottom of the pool. - There's a skill to it, dog. You'll figure it out. - I had to sit there for an hour and I got those sinkin leaves.
“Getting every single leaf out of there. And I think about pool boys.”
Because we don't have pool girls, right? We don't. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Women in the profession. - No. - They're out there. Any time there's a pool guy, it's a pool guy. He's doing his thing. - It's very sexist job. - Sometimes it's a pool family.
The problem is, I didn't want to pay for the pool guy because it's going to be like 150 bucks a month.
I'm not going in the pool right now. It's cold. So like, I don't need to do that. I'll maintain it myself. They're a little chlorine here. - How much am I?
“- 150. - I pay like a little. - I pay like a little more than a hundred bucks a month.”
Okay, so what are 120? - We're talking weekly once a week. - Yeah, it comes every week. - Okay, yeah. - Whatever. So I don't, that's an expense that I need right now. Long story short.
But it was a pool girl. I pay a little bit more. - Well, never.
But again, you never find those. - No. - You don't see those. No sharing stonewalking around being like, hey, can I clean these? - Pool girls get paid more. Actually, they probably could to be honest. But so I'm sitting there. For an hour and a half, taking up all these dead ass leaves, putting them in a bag, going back and forth 150 times to take all these things out on my damn.
This sucks. So a new found respect for people that clean pools because it is a problem. Pool people, if you're listening right now, I feel your pain. Thank you for what you do. And if you have a good thing for under a hundred bucks, let me know. DM me. I tell you. So use your sunscreen. - All right.
“Do you do? You got some a pool stop date for us here today?”
- Yes, sir. I do, brother. - Yes, three bucks.
First bow, with damn, be 700 pounds if he lived in New Orleans.
92% of the audience says, yes, he would. I love Big Padden. Can you say the legend? What's his name? 76% of the audience says, no, you cannot. Can a superbow winner be a hockey, low-key acquisition? 61% of the audience says, yes, he can. Who has the worst nachos? The ballpark, the gas station, or the movie theater?
69% of the audience says, the gas station. - Yeah, I can see that. Does blue cheese taste like mold? 54% of the audience says, no. Down. Better dressing. Blue cheese or ranch. 80% ranch where we think of it. Right. 65% of the audience says ranch. Do some people love diarrhea because it helps clear them out. 73% of the audience says, yes, better wing flavor. Buffalo, lemon pepper, mayong, or barbecue, or meong.
Meong, I call it America. I'm from over there what they make that. 60% of the audience says, Buffalo and those are your polls. - All right, good job, Juju. - Thank you, brother.
