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Postgame Show: E-H-H-Y-A-H-U-U-Y-E-A-M-E-H (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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"He was disappointed that the women seemed happy." Dan wants the crew to discuss the success of Project Hail Mary, but Amin and JuJu leave him No Other Choice but to talk Peter Parker and them boys...

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What I want to do is not to be a student, the master of the club's laptop is ...

I'm saying, you can say that you're a hero.

You're a master of the club, right? But you don't understand.

Exactly. It's just a challenge. You're just a master of the club. You're just a master of the club. And if you work, you'll be able to do it. - That's right? - Safe. You're just a master of the club. You're just a master of the club. Now you're just a master of the club.

Good with the television and streaming recommendations. You guys won't shut up about Project Hail Mary, though, the movie, right? You guys love the movie. Are you interested? Are you interested? I haven't seen it. I don't know what it's about, but it's based on some sort of source material, because all my friends are saying, "Oh, the book was great."

And all I know is that Ryan Gosling is in it, and it looks visually stunning. But I don't know if that's enough to get me to a theater. It's a huge hit. - Yeah. - And so it is. - Yeah. - But I'm going to tell you what's going to be an even huger hit.

- That new Spider-Man, did y'all see that trailer? - Oh, yeah. - That new Spider-Man. - Oh, yeah.

- Okay, what's talking about Project Hail Mary, though?

- Project Hail Mary, I can't tap into this thing that Ted Lasso did, which is like, "Man, I didn't know that I needed an uplift." I didn't expect that kind of movie to be so uplifting and hopeful. And it's coming at a good time where we could use that.

And I think that's why people are gravitating to the degree they are,

which is just a huge global sensation. - Yeah, the plot is not necessarily like when you say it's like Ted Lasso. It's not like that in terms of the plot. But the way that it's sort of an example of like humanity sort of coming together and this sort of one person helping another and that type of attitude

and feel good that's behind it, I mean Gosling is essentially acting by him. So he's spectacular in this movie. Like Ryan Gosling is as good as he's ever been in this movie. And there is such a feel good that you're left with whether that's the story or not. It feels like everything the movies are supposed to be.

It's a giant blockbuster for a reason. - Here me out here. Nobody remembers Peter Parker anymore.

So MJ and Ned Lee, oh, they all don't remember him.

- That's what I'm saying. - But he's watching them up post on Instagram, having the time of their life at MIT. Oh, this doesn't intrigue at all. - Give me the music, please, for the Joker of the weekend from Tuchu Gotti. - That's how it be.

I want him on his damn conversation too. I want him before we move on. I just want to say to the movie point or whatever unexpected shit. I watched the best movie I've seen all this year over this weekend. I wasn't expecting much because I had to read the entire thing because

but no other choice, man. That might be the best movie on the last couple years. Other than centers, salute. But, man, no other choice. Go see it if you have.

- I thought you wanted in on the conversation about Project Hail Mary. - I did. - We wanted to just movies. You wanted to talk about. - Yeah, you had a topic and I didn't want to talk about that at all. I didn't want else.

- But, Judeo. - No, but when I do it, it was just when I do it. - No, when they did it, I objected. - Did you feel me, Roy? Roy, you know what I mean.

- No, I mean, what's that supposed to mean? - Hear me out, Judeo. - And he has to go to-- - You said you could say it there. I didn't like that.

- Oh, he goes to Bruce Banner and he says, "Can you help me out?" Bruce Banner says, "Wait, your name is what?" - No, but not even the hall of remembers him. What happened to my Joker of the weekend music?

- Oh. - Yes, sir, man. We had a couple of Joker's that a weekend. I'm sorry, Mike, I put you to sleep and Tony. Y'all wake up, I'm back.

We're here. - No, I'm looking at no other choice. - I'm ready, no other choice. - It's an officer, I haven't seen it, I wanna see it. - You've been with me?

- It's Count's Gadaboo, man. For saying CTE is not real. - Joker are the weekend part. - Yeah, hold on. - Judeo, would you want Count's Gadaboo to be any other way?

- That's on brand, man. - Yes, I want him to be another way. - Oh, man. - He's our grunk. - I was.

- He's a dying grunk. - Yeah, I want him to be a role model for the kids who knew you're. Not a kid, no idea. Another Joker of the day.

Lord of Gadaboo's basketball coaches, man. You came pressing that situation. Boogie Flan also, he was trailing instead of cutting them off. And Boogie Flan's decision to trail instead of cut off set off for chain reaction.

Where everybody had the sliders where he'd get the next man.

And that's what happened to Flan in that last second.

Joker's on that day. One more Joker, another Gadaboo's involved. LeBron James, picking up his golf ball, in front of the Gadaboo this weekend. Man, what in the hell?

You are too valuable to be that close to that alligator, sir. That's a mighty bit, broke over there,

You were too close to it.

You're a Joker.

- The Gadars, Joker's, and Joker's, right?

Because if you're falling apart in that situation, if you're doing something inexplicable defensively when you're a champion, that's, that's pussycat doll's level choking. Is it not?

- I was definitely thinking of pussy riot. - It is a controversial. We said, "Josey, the pussycat's again." That's some controversy. Like what?

When Jabbergell came and played the drums? - Do you have any Olympic thought

spaced on what we were talking about flag football related?

We're gonna win, right? We're gonna be the favorite in flag football internationally, correct? - Oh yeah, belt to ass on everybody. - I mean, I don't know enough about other nation's programs.

I'm not gonna pretend to, because I imagine there might be something like what the pros found out. This is a whole new way to play the game, and you can catch people by surprise that underestimate you.

- Zito and I would say belt to ass too, but then what happens is, like South Korea shows up with brief cases. - Brief cases. - But I thought that the,

Juju, I thought that the broadcast, at least in the early going, had way more Jews to it than I expected it to. - Yeah. - For sure, and the players gave way more effort

than I thought. Jabbergell risk all his asses. - It's crazy, every single play.

- There was a cool moment early on in that first game,

where the pros kind of collectively realize, oh shit, like we can't just like go through the motions here. These guys are kicking our ass. - They thought they could just like five step drop it. It's like, no, you gotta get wide dude.

You need two quarterbacks on every play, so you could just keep throwing it backwards to each other. - Yeah, they kind of realize, oh, all right. We can get, we can get played here and Hopkins caught a deep on your thought.

Okay, the pros are just gonna sit down. - Oh, Jesus! - They may need their own project, 'til Mary. (laughs) - There he is.

- No! - Dude, it was so ready. As soon as Jeremy approached the mic, his hand was irregularly. I hear we go. It is funny, though, that people wouldn't realize

a professional football players wouldn't realize that if I take the power and strength completely out of the game, I'm no longer playing tackle football. Like it's just something entirely different. If everyone out there is as quick as Tyree Kale.

- Right, but I would have loved to have seen a healthy Tyree Kale in this environment,

but I think one of the things I suck out looked

in the game of football, say quans got power, he's got strength, he's got agility, he doesn't look like the most explosive guy on the field, because it's due the ways half of that is just like bending his body and contorting them in ways

and hitting these very small windows with such explosion. - It didn't have a player over six feet. It was just really surprising to see how much quicker the TNUSA was than the pro. - Was it though because Grunk at this point in his life,

probably isn't going to be as quick as small quick guys? Tyree Kale, honestly, is not just an anomaly because he's quick. Tyree Kale isn't an anomaly because at that size, you usually can't play football. It's too violent to sport.

- Yeah, but he's very muscular. And due to I was disappointed that Grunk got hurt because it seemed to me like the only shot the pro's had was Brady's just gonna throw it eight yards up in the air and Grunk's just gonna stab at it

with a paw because no one can bring him down. - Exactly, for sure. - And it brings me to my point about the Olympics moving forward. It was presented by my brother Pete Corrielli over the weekend.

I'm like, wait a second, how about this?

During a Olympic competition, no flag, no country representation. You don't know where this brother who just did that triple axel is from. All of the judges know it was the best triple axel they'd seen all day.

Judging off of that and on the gold medal stand, guess what?

Surprise, I'm synagogued, you didn't. So no bias could even come, I love it. - If you didn't see it, Judging just a pantomime ripping off a bank robber's mask to reveal that the gold medal winner was from Senegal

before we get to the polls, or someone from Josie in the pussycats. - Did he say synagogue? - Judue? - Senegal.

- I said Senegal in case he said Senegal. - Are you going to trust me, Senegal? - Just look at the laugh. - I don't mean, I don't mean Jeremy. (laughs)

- We have no. - Judue has as ever some game that he's giving without any cost. This is free game that he is dispensing in the event that you'd like your life improved with some Judue guidance and advice.

What do you got for us? - Yes, man, it was Spartan on Thursday. When my brother Dave, I love Dave, man. But he was saying that how disappointed he was

When he was talking about the WMBA, CBA.

My brother wasn't disappointed in the CBA.

He wasn't disappointed at the owner's kind of one.

He was disappointed that the women seemed happy. (laughs) And let that just go to show you what they're. Sometimes, some people just don't want to see you happy, man. They just don't want to see you win.

Don't waste your energy and time on those people trying to figure it out. Just put your hands up and say, you know what? This is the world I live in. Don't spend energy trying to figure out

why people don't like you, man. Just let them don't like you, move on. - Are you accusing David Samson of by definition, hating 101?

- Literally, it's in the handbook.

I'm not gonna put my brother name next to it, but if the shoe fits, who is? - Some nice Nike's. - The polls at Levitard Show, what do we have today, Judy, to update?

- When it comes to fighting, does every 80-year-old man

still think that he is 22? 91% of the audience says, yes, they do. They do. Do you know what a boiler maker is? 61% of the audience says, no, they don't.

Also, real quick, happy birthday to the shatner. 95 years old and still kicking. - Oh, man, we're birthday. - Go play.

- To him, not a care, good luck.

- Michael is here. - Are you embarrassed, are you embarrassed when you say the score of the game was? - Yeah, yeah, let me have. - How did you spell it, Judy?

How did you spell that? - EAH, no, EAH, why, why, age you, you, why, EA, and EAH. - Perfect. - Nailed it, that's exactly how Chris said it.

85% of the audience says, yes. And also congratulations to Coach Jerry McNamara, new coach for Syracuse next year. Diane Anthony get ready to play 48 and a half minutes. And last poll, should we replace the hockey next laugh

with the overlay of Jeremy Tashet and Kauai? (laughing) - Holy shit, folks. Do y'all want the Twitter results? Or do y'all want the IG results?

- It's different, different results? - After you say that, after you say that, I kind of want both of them. Woo, 52% of the audience says, yes, on IG. Let's replace that laugh and on Twitter.

- They're not gonna want it replaced. - 48% of the audience says, no, they do not want it, 52 says, yes. - Wait, that's just all we want. - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. (laughing)

- Don't find it. - Anyway. - Oh, wow. - Dude, dude, that makes no sense. - It was the reverse.

- It was the reverse. - It's the reverse. - It's the reverse. - It's the reverse. - It's the reverse.

- It's terrible math. (laughing) - Well, the 48% of the audience says, yes, 52% of the audience says, no, and that's the Twitter poll. - So I'm trying to follow.

But I think if you take the average, it's a 50/50 split.

- Well, it's inevitable. - You got a way to, it's how many votes are coming in on Twitter versus how many on Instagram? - Mhmm. - And how many of those people on Twitter

have called you a soy boy? - A Twitter. - A Twitter. - A Twitter, I guess, something a lot more, maybe. - Me?

- Senegal? - Daily.

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