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Postgame Show: Greg Cote's Very Good Day (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Greg Cody is leaning back in his chair satisfied with the performance.

He's a bit post-coital. He showed you what it sounded after consummation and looked like when he is very good. Good, good, good. Greg Cody, you seem satisfied with your performance today. What do you think Tony is going to happen to the bedding here where you thought he would

fade by hour or two? It seems like you've lost that bat. I'm betting he's pretty useless tomorrow. I don't think he's going to be very good tomorrow.

That would be my bet, Jeremy, which way did you side on this?

I said, let's just hand him the ball and let him go until the wheels fall off. They never fell off. I'm ready for this to continue into tomorrow. I expect excellence. Wow.

Thank you, Jeremy. Excellent. Content bender into tomorrow. He needs to go on 10-day vacations more often. Was that party supreme?

Yeah, sometimes I can't break character. It was so popular. It took over the internet. I'd see what you'd write that writing down. People love the outfit changes.

We did do a definitely, definitely, didn't throw homophobic slurs in it. We did do a disservice for whatever reason about midweek, everyone decided, Marty Supreme bad. We hate this person now. Timothy Shalom may bad and we just, it wasn't a winning position, but you did great

with the assignment. Why do we keep glossing over the opera sucks? Whatever. Another solid point. It's a great point.

Really wild part is he's been saying that since like his first movies ever.

I saw several clips of him using it as an example. Back when he was doing Call Me by your name. He's been on this, he's been right for a long time. LeBron James comes to town with the Lakers on Thursday. I've been trying to get to this since the first hour.

You guys pushed me off of it. I don't think he's going to play. Do you guys think he's going to play? Does he play? He plays in Orlando and then he's not going to play a back-to-back.

Well, we're going to find out tonight, because tonight, the Lakers play two nights ago. He played. It was actually a second game since returning from, you know, when he-- He heard the writers of the foot. He heard the right elbow and then the left elbow, both in the same play.

He remembered the left one was the one that was hurt, not the right. And so he played two games since then. Tonight they're in Houston tomorrow they're here.

So if you're a heat fan going to the game tomorrow, you have to hope he does not play tonight.

I mean, that, that Houston game is way more important to them in their conference. He doesn't play it down here. Well, though, the subplot of a venturing Kobe Bryant does loom. Dan, my son, my 17-year-old son is a huge Lebron James fan. It is his favorite player.

And for his birthday a couple months ago, I bought him two tickets to go to the game tomorrow. Because he's like, maybe it'll be the last time to see Lebron, you know? He's got it like that. Yes, with arms and everything. That's today's NBA, though.

You got to see, like, back-ins, a back-to-backs when you buy-- I knew it was a back-- I knew it was. I knew it. I bought the tickets, Dan. These were not cheap tickets.

I got him great seats. They're right next to the lake or bench. Well, Lebron will be there. He'd better play tomorrow. I spent a lot of money.

I'm not going. I don't care to go. They have another big draw. Well, that's not the draw my son wants to go. See, he wants to see Lebron.

You're talking about me, right? As I work as the sideline reporter for the game.

The jujur we're going to get to you here in a second.

But another thing that Zaz was screaming at me about when he was criticizing me after the first hour because there were a couple of different things. He was complaining that I had not ridden Greg Cody on all the topics that he missed while he was away because Greg Cody, while he gave us cruise ship a video, it rarely said anything other than I had the beef tenderloin and it wasn't very topical or timely.

But it was good. It was self-envolved, so I speed him up Chris so that we can get to a number of topics. Can't do that. As fast as we can here, 20 seconds or less on each topic, to a is released by the

dolphins, 20 seconds of thoughts. It's just as well it was a long time coming. They did the best they could to get a QB1 at a reasonable price in Malik Willis. Can they can tuna? Or two of, whatever I said the first time.

Go on. Next. Malik Willis is the dolphins quarterback. Nothing wrong with that. It proves they're not tanking.

They spent to get the best available free agent good for the dolphins. Bam out of bios 83 points. Love, Bam out of bios, not considered a great score scoring 83 points more than anybody in history but will, whose game I saw by the way on TV. I love that Bam did it and I hate all the instant criticism forget about it.

Of course, you're going to try to get those points and pass Kobe for second place.

Get off his back, Jack.

Does anyone else want to point out that he's blatantly lying?

No, he saw it. He wasn't on TV. Magnavolve. He's also a former president about it.

Yeah.

No, I saw it. I was there.

I gave him the card that said 100.

I wrote the 100 on the card that I handed him. Where were you in that happened? I was, I was in the arena but they had a TV in the arena so I was doing both. In what town? I forget, you know, it's a long time ago, Jeremy.

No, that's fair. Long time ago, Greta. And so forth. And so forth and so on, ellipses. Juju is here.

I'm sorry. We missed out on all those thoughts live. The world was denied. Thank you. What was that sound?

What was that sound? Yes. He was snorted at the idea that the world would be denied that analysis.

He snorted at the idea that anybody would have wanted that five or six days ago and I think

he snorted it himself for criticizing me for not going to it earlier. Juju. Thank you. Zazza's father, Bill Plast, you would not be very proud of himself. Juju, what do you have for us today?

We've got to get to the polls and what else do we have to get to with you today? Yes, sir, in honor of Dominique Fox, we're joining the show today and his internet crap in out. Let's do some post show award. Oh, post, bring it back to me.

My boy. So I want to start it off by giving the courage slash purple heart award to Greg Cody for fighting through a bathroom. I'm battling it. It's not very much.

Oh, I'm disagreeing. Great job. Thank you. Yes, sir. Thank you.

I also want to give the play ahead of the day award to my brother and he hurts for me to do this to my brother Tony. No, for the, for the Roy boys in the, yeah, it might have been accurate. We don't. It was play, yeah, it was hilarious, but you get the award, bro.

I'm just clapping up for my boy.

Third place in the turn of the division, again.

It's a turkey. That's a line of the show for me. Despite everything Greg did, the turkey. I want to give the mispronounceification award to my brother, Jeremy, the bear in me for that Greta situation.

Thank you. Greta, did he say, Greta, I'm still on Twitter on this. Let's listen to it again. They're essentially a blockage for you, Greta. Hmm.

It was a mild taste. It is. If I hit him in the nipple with a taste at the amount, at the moment that he said, Greta. They're essentially a blockage for you, Greta.

Great. Damn. It's going to stick to the last, last of that, I want to give you the, thank you for clearing that up award to you, Dan, for that whole Mike Cole and Junior's situation. Yeah, thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, wait a minute.

Come on, man. I'll just have you try out here. Someone click that. Yeah. And you may be awarded the next.

Thank you for clarifying. Go ahead. Joker of the day outside of that category and those categories, do you have a Joker of the day for us? Yes, sir, man.

A Joker of the day goes to my brother. The creative, chanceletta tossing Alice Carruso for blocking the shot last night with his shoe that came off. Got a technical file for it, but it was innovative, nevertheless.

It's the first time any of us have ever seen that happen, correct?

We can say that is without press to see some wild stuff on a pickup court. I've seen people throw a shoe. But swadding at one, I didn't know that it was illegal in that sport. You didn't know it was illegal.

I've never had the opportunity to test it out.

But if somebody sets you, do you think this is illegal, you be like, I don't know? Yes, because I've never seen it before. Sometimes they're, it's an admirable thing to say you don't know something says. You know what? If you, I've never seen it before either, but if you said to me, can someone take off their

jersey and smack someone in the face while they're dribbling the ball? Is that illegal? You know, yeah, it is. You blocked the ball. That's not a good thing.

There are degrees to this thing. I would say yes to that. That feels more illegal than the shoe I am. Do you guys think that someone would be allowed to take off a cleat in a football game and try and hit a throne pass with it?

Did I see that? Yeah, I think that there are rules against this when we did the whole, like, do we put a seven footer behind, you know, the goal post in front of the goal post? Yeah. Just watch a good idea.

I also think throwing projectiles at a football is illegal. Uh, dude, you do have any information or details on Kenyan Martin and whatever happened with Gilbert Arinas and who's he mad at now? Like, I, Kenyan Martin gets legitimately pissed off. Look, everyone knows you don't mess with Kenyan Martin.

One time, a long time ago, they filled his car with popcorn and everybody ended up being afraid on that team because they did that to him in order to prank him.

What happened here most recently with Kenyan Martin?

Right. So, most people know that Kenyan has a speech impediment. It used to be way worse than it is now. So, one of the producers of the show was filmed being caught talking behind Kenyan Martin's back.

And while saying, one of his friends was like, "Man, Kenyan Martin, he's the glue that show." And his friend came up, "Man, he got a speech impediment. He can't be no glue." And Kenyan Martin messed around and got that video.

Lord, how mercy, confronted the boy, live on the camera, on the show and said...

to know where this lawyer looked like, you're looking at him, look at this disloyal, didn't

even get up, bro."

So, I'm like, whoa, that was a lot for me, but it made me think, when was the last time

I hated on somebody. You know what I mean? I want to ask the room, pull the room, because it's been a lot of hate last week for BAM is well. I want to pull--volunteer the last time I hated on somebody was an embarrassing situation

and I should be throwing in jail. The selfies won the championship. It was a line to take with a picture with the trophy. We was getting it off. It was like a whole bunch of civilians getting to take the pictures with the trophy.

And then right when I got to the front, the security guard said, "Hey, if you're not a player, I need you to step over here." I mean, do stay to walk up and grab the trophy and I was like, "Hey, I'm on the damn tee." [laughter] I don't hate it on this, bro.

I'm embarrassed for that. So, everybody else got up and I mean, he's waving, he's waving, he's waving, he's waving himself vulnerable here. Who's willing to admit, I play a hit on Royce and hey, I did it today.

And I wonder what you've already been called out on it, though.

That's not you offering up a vulnerability, that's due to pointing out in front of everybody.

What you did, it was a third of the target competition, though.

[laughter] It's our good, we can switch from this, right? I hate it on this. I hate it on this. There we go.

Thank you, brother. We can switch, we ain't no fruit on this tree, but I got a question for Mike. Yesterday, yesterday, I seen some crazy news coming from the CAF saying that they have overturning the result of the 2025 Afghan final declaring that Senegal forfeited the match after leaving the pitch, what in the hell is this, brother?

Yeah, I want to get into this a little bit more tomorrow because I have a little bit more research to do. This final was, you know, hotly contested and a big deal while it was happening, Senegal was crowned Afghan champs and several months after the fact, Afghan has reversed that decision ruling that Senegal should have lost the game 3-0 via forfeited and the runners up,

Morocco, are now champions. This has huge ramifications in a continent where this stuff gets really violent. So we have to see where this stuff lands, but it's a huge story in soccer right now. All right, how does the betting work if I won? Yeah, you know.

Yeah, interpersonal ramifications aside. I do wonder what happens to a betting ticket. What? It seemed like you wanted to talk. You wrote your left hand to talk, you know, it's a cutely as I follow Senegal soccer or I just didn't ever know.

Did you do that? This happened before where you have something, and then you forget it. No. Did that happen there? No.

You're in a voluntarily race. It did seem like you were responsible. I didn't want to raise my arm. You just didn't like that. Let's look at the cameras and let's see if we can kid, let's see, no, no, no, no.

They're not going to have it instantaneous. We'll be able to accuse you after the show, and hey, AI is what you're about to say. You were calling for the ball, we, it's okay. Wait till tomorrow. It's going to be worse tomorrow.

I'm promising you. You didn't get it on camera, so. Oh, God. I'll do the polls, please. And a reminder, at 245 today, we've got a high alive stream.

We want you to be a part of what we're doing. Greg, you keep laughing at this. I'm sorry, just the idea of a live stream about high lie is funny to me. I'm telling you that it's one of the prouder things.

I never got the conversation off the ground.

There's no fruit on that tree as due to likes to say. But in terms of things that this show has done, I'm not joking with you when I say Chris and Mike owning a high lie team and also broadcasting live from that in representation of metal art media represents for me one of the proudest, fun and funny things that our show has ever done.

With own a sports team, a defending champion sports team in a sport that only South Florida is keeping alive in the entirety of the United States, right? This is died in Connecticut, correct? This is the only place that high lie still exists. In the States, yes.

There are other places in the world, the best country, the Philippines, where a high lie exists as a competitive sport. This is the only place where a battle court exists, which is this league's take on that sport.

There will be a live stream and if you want to support something we've been supporting

since we tried to keep Danyah High lie with poker tournaments and helped keep Danyah High lie alive for a long time. If you want to support the thing that our show proudly supports, over Greg Cody's laughter. I'm loving.

Look, condition yourself. This window, you're all going to be watching sports just come tomorrow, right? It's like tomorrow on Friday. You're going to be watching sports at this time. Let's precondition our bodies right now and learn about a sport.

This, consider this a primer. This is going to be very educational. We're not going to talk to you like you're stupid because guys, we're going to teach

You, Polota.

Poles, Juju, at Levitar, show, what do you got?

You know, about that upside down pineapple on the door, 75% of the audience says, yes, they

do. Maybe. I feel so ignorant.

Cruis is swinging, hindenisms, oh, he'd needanisms, excuse me.

90% of the audience says, yes, they are swinging hedonisms. They were. You're laughing. Your fingers to give off. I'm making any noise.

Somehow, the quiet snap.

The last poem, and the most important poem of the day, if you go to Key West for six days

and you finish there in the Turkey category against the kids. Hello, well, it's 80% of the audience says, yes, Greg is now found a way to look like in resemble two South Florida team owners. He started with Jeffrey Loria, but now he's in his Mickey Erasan phase.

Why are you snapping your fingers and swive without snapping and you're snapping fingers?

I'm not making any sound. No, but no. Your fingers fall, see, they're all right. I can't wait for that. I'm going to go through the lines.

I'm going to go through the lines. I'm going to go through the lines. I'm going to go through the lines. I'm going to go through the lines. I'm going to go through the lines.

I'm going to go through the lines. I'm going to go through the lines. I'm going to go through the lines. I'm going to go through the lines. I'm going to go through the lines.

I'm going to go through the lines.

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