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Postgame Show: The Giant Panda Update (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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"Don't say that word in front of me..." JuJu delivers his Top 5 Most Disrespectful Moments In NBA History, and Zaslow remembers every single one of them. Also, JuJu delivers the Polls and initiate...

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What I want to do is not to get a lot of students.

The master-writer has left her to be a soft-handed, so it's a master-writer.

I'm saying, you can say that you're a hero. You're a master-writer, right? But you don't understand. Exactly. It's a very dangerous thing. You just do it with this story. And if you then work, you'll be able to do it.

-That's right? -Safe. This story. You're going to be a hero. Now, let's try it out. That's right. It's Thursday, Thunder, and it's presented by Draft King's. Draft King's. The crown is yours.

Do you do what are we got? Yes, sir, man. Thursday, Thunder. You already saw Bamha, 83 points to the other night. So naturally, I'm going with Derek White. But over 15.5 points to the night against the Thunder.

He's going to need 'em. Next leg, I'm going with my brother.

I think my brother, Tony, know a little something about this brother.

Tim, hard away, join your mom for over 10.5 points to the night against the nuggets. No, against the spurs. You're digging. He's going to need them 10 points. You got to know it. If you need 11, ask. You got to know it, man. And last leg, he's going to...

The Stan Van Glundy said, this man is the best shooter in the NBA. A better shooter than Steph Curry. So I trust Stan Van Glundy. Let's go and look an hour for over 8 points to night. He might not need 'em.

Lock it in. So to you, Jim, I see you have a top five. I think I'm very interested in this top five. Let's get to it. Oh, yeah, man. Last night, I don't know if you're seeing Dejante Murray. Yep.

That was tough. Yeah, right. And at the end, he held and screamed over and looked at that. He looked like Muhammad Ali, Sonny Liston. Right, bro. So that made me think, what are the top five most disrespectful moments

in NBA history that I can think of? Nice. Oh, well, lie, damn time, ending the Thunder's era. (laughs) Another, another, oh, well, lie, Dejante over Brandon Knight. That was dunked over lobster, man.

Yes. He killed him. DK also got that cross over two. He got crossed over in the L-Star game.

I think he was rising stars or whatever, bad luck.

Now, see, you know what? That's a good example right there, Judger. Because Nick Wright comes on here and wants slam dunks to be three points. Was that a dunk? Like he didn't touch his fingers and touched the room. Yeah.

You know, is that a dunk? Is that three points? Right, we're going to need one of these on that one. (laughs) Number five, Allen, Averson, steps over Tyron, Lou, man. Very good. Very good.

Yep, disrespectful. Didn't win any more games, but that was a moment. Number four, James Harden, crosses Wesley Johnson. Stairs at him and then drains the three ball. Steers out of for a long, two seconds through.

It was a long, stare. Right, and one mid-state style. Number three, LeBron, James, killed Jason Terry. (upbeat music) Bruh, that was the perfect scenario

that you never want to end up in.

It's, especially with LeBron, James coming down the court.

Oh my God. Well, and also, it was so great because Jason Terry, like leading up to that game, was talking a lot about LeBron in the heat. Oh yeah.

Number two, Scotty Pippin, Dots on him, pushes down, patching him. Nice, guys. And, and he steps over his head. (laughs)

And the number one, most disrespectful moment that I could think of, Shakilla. Yes, dark song, Chris Dudley, and pushes him out of bounds. (upbeat music) You gotta give Chris Dudley a little bit of credit

there though, Juju, because he got up the ground. He took the ball and he chucked it across the court and shot. Yes, sir, yes, sir, that was. You gotta give him a little sauce for that, because he ain't just going down like no pump.

You dig it. Those, those top two on that list, Pippin over youwing. And then steps over him, so youwing has to push him off of him. And, and, and, and, and, and Shak on Chris, when the Shak one, it's so smooth, Juju, it's like in one motion.

He dunks on him, gives him nuts, and then pushes him down, like in one fell swoop, you know? (laughs) Yes, sir, stupid nut, he gave it to him, man. Also, I want to say, happy, two year anniversary

To my brother, Anne Yorz, Ethan Badaoski, man.

They tried to persuade Juju, man, sometimes.

We gotta keep the respect to your anniversary of what?

Yeah, we're joining our, we met a lot in the United States. Oh, wow, aren't they? Keeping the job. All right. You got to celebrate it.

To your anniversary, man. I mean, it's not getting fired. I saw a little impromptu free game for the crowd. Add and then say, say whatever you like, if you use the phrase, uh, "Spreet de corps?"

(laughs) Don't. (laughs) And then, please don't say that word around me, brother. (laughs)

Back to you guys. Juju, you watching any shows recently, you got any, uh, any recommendations? Brother Paradise, man. Dude, Juju.

What a show, right? So good. Has it been enough days where I can talk about the latest episodes? No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know my baseball class in all week. I can't do it, but I'm going to go add that. I'm Mike Ryan, schooled, and he sees walking out of the room right now. He's going to see the first season. Mike Ryan, schooled in me earlier today for talking about Paradise.

Look, I'm not going to do no spoilers, just Tony, man, because it's just as enticing as it was last season. I love that Sterling K-Brown. He's great. Right, right. Since since we're like, I'm going to talk about Paradise, I will just light a touch back on the BAM conversation brothers and sisters. This is proof. People would not even let you have something that they don't even care about, bro.

Folks don't care about this that much, but they are up in arms just because we care about it. That's right. Be a man. Be a man is a privilege, ladies and gentlemen out there. Let's give it to the stuff that's really going on on earth right now. And not BAM. You seen BAM, mama there with the finger waves.

Look at Asia crying. That's what it's about who gives it down. Amen.

Right. And in other positive news, just some positivity. Pandas are no longer considered and endangered species. Giant panda bears are no longer endangered species on this earth. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's the best news.

Choose you that you've ever brought to the post game show. This is incredible. That's the

dude, true statement. Giant pandas are no longer allowed. A lot of birds of being extinct spread a lot of joy, but the top five was about that. That's really joy. Guys, that's a big deal. All right, glad to hear we got a little panda like third, third best thing you should give them nuts. Yep.

All right, so third best thing today. Not a thing. You know about old nuts. I mean, you do told me about paradise. All right, that's better than all right. And he's just said about pandas present at the moment, but really excited about those pandas. Let's do some polls, YouTube.

Yes, sir. Do you circumvent anything other than rules? 61% of the audience says, no, they don't. It's stubby clap one of the greatest baseball names that you've ever heard in your life. 87% of the audience says, yes, it is. Somebody online, I'm about to brag out of this institution when somebody online said

that that's also what they call Bra Williams when he has a gonorrhea. Not here, no, there. It sounds like a guy who played baseball when they had those gloves that were like three fingers that were bigger than the size of your face. Right, also from earlier, no honor amongst thieves, but also, can you be thickest thieves?

I don't know what the thieves are. Thieves got too many quotes.

I don't think you should trust any of them.

Are you offended that Adnan Verk is a turret re-hater? 77% of the audience says, yes, they are offended. Those guys made it pretty real. Our thieves really, that thick, 51% of the audience says, no, they are nice. Can a bald guy be ginger?

No, let me take that back. Can a bald guy be a ginger?

I'm always scared of that word, man.

You re-arranged to letters and it is a problem. Yeah, Dan can say it though. I never got 74% of the audience says, yes, a bald guy can be a ginger. Now I'm afraid of that word. And you fear I'm shocked.

The mamba mentality is bill per a ginger. 90% of the audience says, yes, he is, will you get in a public whirlpool 58% of the audience say, no, in last poll, does modern family have the best writing and sitcom history? The right statement. Right.

73% of the audience says, no, they don't, and those are your polls. Good job, Juju. Thank you, brother.

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