The Big Suey: Stutter Island

- Welcome to the Big Suri!

- Presented by draft Kings. - Why are you listening to this show? - The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan-Levitard podcast.

“- Sorry, I'm not gonna apologize for that.”

- In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. - I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.

- I've done it. - And now, here's the marching men to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. - This episode of the Dan-Levitard show is presented by draft Kings.

- Drifting's a crunchier. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - That can't be right. - Quick pitch. - Let's update some more of our looks like tournament here

because we've got to go through about 70 of these

before this thing gets going too much this weekend.

So number five Vanderbilt in our tournament. Number five Vanderbilt is represented by-- - Tame Kirkchin looks like what Steve Correll will look like when he's really, really old. - They're like three years apart.

(laughing) - Really? (laughing) - That can't be true. - I swear we looked at the community. This was written by Tim Kirkchin, gave us this one.

- That can't be true, though.

“- Looked up, I believe they're very close.”

- I think Correll's older than we think. But I'm telling you they're closer than you think. Tim Kirkchin is 69 years old, Steve Correll is 63 years old. - So that's six years. - But still, though.

- Oh, that's still really close. - Saying that he looks really, really old. - So that's Vanderbilt. They're playing against McNeese. That's a 12 seed, and that's represented by--

- Kurtzignetti looks like an actor. Playing Kurtzignetti. (laughing) I can see it. - Number three, Michigan State God,

their style is ponderous. It's just all defense again. Michigan State is represented by-- Adam Silver looks like a pissed-off lighthouse. He's so bad to Adam Silver.

- That's playing number 14, North Dakota State, which is represented by-- - Nick Wright looks like a guy-go caveman. (laughing) - I mean, he does, that's just--

- It's exactly like-- - It's in the spirit of the-- - The South region begins Thursday, St. Mary's is represented by-- - This laugh from Samson feels personal.

- It doesn't look right. - No, no. But I assume if he sees this, it would make-- - He won't like that. - So angry, so, but it's so exact.

(laughing) - The seven seed St. Mary's is represented by-- - Buster Olnie looks like the dad who doesn't want to confront another pair and then the carpool line.

So he flips him off under the steering wheel. (laughing) - I can see that. - My dad does that to police officers. - Whoa, who hasn't, hey.

- Wasn't given the finger to a police officer. - I feel like you just like to live dangerously. - I haven't. - St. Mary's is playing against number 10, Texas A&M represented by--

- Adam Silver looks like a knitting needle. (laughing) - Yeah, that one I like. - Number four, Nebraska, in the South region, plays 1240 PM on Thursday

and is represented by-- - Bonyx looks like he's a quarterback on a CW team drama about high school football. (laughing) That one's too accurate.

(laughing) - Man, that is playing against number 13 Troy represented by-- - Joe Mower looks like the guy who loves to tell you he still prefers to do all his banking in person.

- So, Dan? - I am so lonely every time I walk into a bank. - Of course, you're taking whatever, David says to the bank, it's like, yeah, can I get you, what? - It was Adnan, who kept taking--

- No, David does it too. - David says take that skipy to the bank or whatever David says. - You're combining like three of his things. - You bet your bimpy became skipy

is taken to the bank. - Yeah, that kind of thing. (laughing) - Greg Cody's not in today, he will be in with us tomorrow. We will have Greg Cody around here tomorrow,

but let's get to Tony's top five free agent, something or nothing, so let's see what we have here. (upbeat music)

- All right, the NFL, it never stops Dan O,

even when it stops it doesn't. And we have an OLI, four deep of something

“or nothing attached to our top five, are you ready to go?”

- I am, but I'm just seeing this Trump quote on Cuba quote, and it's own way tourism and everything else. It's a beautiful island, great weather. - They're not in a hurricane zone, which is nice for a change.

They won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week. - Okay, you can't be right about everything. - All right, that's the guy I want running my ancestral home land. - It's always an hurricane zone.

- It's literally a hurricane zone. - It's given Cuba no thought. He's thought about nothing other than whether he could put

when he's gonna put shutters on it.

“- What do you think Marcos says when he sees that, doesn't he?”

Isn't he like, hey, Don? Do you have any idea how many hurricanes are in Cuba? - Oh, a lie, number one, just in fields, something or nothing. - It became the city chief now. - I broke that news yesterday during the show

with a breaking news sound and everyone y'all in my face would be more of nothing. - Really? - You say it's a nothing, right up until Andy Reed starts using him correctly.

Andy Reed's the new Bella check in terms of if he gets your guy, your guy's been nothing, but your fear and when he gets in that uniform. - So something then?

- I would say that I finally know who a chief's quarterback

is back up other than Chad Henney. - Wait, are we doing something or nothing here? Or is this a top five? - It's a top five of something or nothing. - It feels like we're doing something or nothing.

- It's confusing, it's as I'm with you. - Zaz wants a clarification and I don't think he can be both. - Can it be both? - It can absolutely be both. - What are you talking about?

- Can we cut the bed? - I think we're doing something or nothing. - It's a top five of something or nothing. - Well, it's a top five judge. - Well, no, but Zaz knows.

- Well, he's the judge, I don't care about him. - We're gonna let Zaz decide as the judge he's gonna make the ruling on this. - I can do that. - And it sounds like he kind of already has made it.

- It's with prejudice still, how can we take that? - Well, he's the judge on this. We've said that he can be the judge on these things.

- All rise, the honorable Jonathan Zazlo,

now presiding with prejudice. - Is this a traditional top five list or are we doing something or nothing? - We're doing something or nothing. - Presumers.

- You lose your music, now you gotta do it now, you gotta do it now. - Okay, I'll do it with no music, that's fine. - That's fine, I'll do it aquapello. - What about that, yes.

- We could do that if you didn't have the music. - You could do the, yeah, if you want, but we're gonna, or if you could just put Samson's sound at the start of the hour where he is. - That's fine, that's fine.

(laughing) - All right, Bradley Chub, in Buffalo, something, nothing. - I, I, quite. (laughing) - I mean, I'm gonna say that something,

their past rushes plenty good without him and he's gonna be a good piece for them, so I'm gonna make that a something.

Are you gonna make it a something?

They're paying him more than the Super Bowl MVP is being paid in Kansas City to run the football. - I think it's nothing. Like didn't they try this with Bosa last year? I feel like he was all right.

- He's good for them. - And the year before, didn't they do with Von Miller? - And he was all right? - No, I understand, but it didn't mean anything. You know, so I'm going nothing.

So it's only not, it's only something if it wins you the champion champion.

“- Well yeah, like that's what Bubbles trying to do.”

- Okay. - Again, David. - He's got nothing for me. - Okay, that was definitely something. - At least he didn't make a noise.

- No, he did make a noise. That was it. He did it again. - That was the sequel. - He stopped there.

- All right, cut it. - Nobody was just, it was just, it was just, it was just this, it was, (bell dinging) - Myra Penley, to my next sport came out of your mouth.

- The fart came out of his mouth. This is what happened there. That was him. That wasn't Chris Cody playing that sound. - He wasn't, no, it was him.

- I was taking notes, I really thought he played this sound. - No, he, it's squeaked live out of his mouth and says, that's the sequel, but then he stopped. - That is then it went. - Go on.

- But he didn't want it to come out. He came out, he saw it there and he was trying not to. - I laid out for him, I was like, "All right, Dave, you got something here?" (laughing)

- It's fart. - All right, keep going. - You were taking notes, Jeremy. - Yep, add it to the arbitration case. Travis H. Anne, who's now a New Orleans saint, something?

- Or nothing. - I, I, quiet. - Let's play that sound. Travis H. Anne, we've all called him. - Travis, H. Anne, but he is now in New Orleans

and he's a free agent acquisition. He goes from Jacksonville to New Orleans and he says, "We've all been saying his name wrong "since college." - So, it's going up, it's Travis H. Anne,

so it would be like AC, A, and E.

“And that's how you always said Travis H. Anne,”

when I was a college, I kept telling them I'm telling them in my name, like every day, every day, every day. And like, like, four weeks, they just couldn't get it. So I'm like, man, it's eating it.

Like, how you see it is how you see it. So, and that's how that became. And it kind of took off because it was easy put up for dancers to say it. I didn't have to just tell 'em.

I don't have to correct them every day to say my name. And just when I kind of just started learning more about my last name and how it came about, and it seemed like that, it just kind of stuck in my sense, but I'm very much open to being a Travis H. Anne again.

Just being myself, I don't have to correct people here on how to say my name each and every day. And I kind of love that, and that just get back to me. - I wanted to have fun with that, and that made me sad. - But does it make you sad that Hall of Famer Tony Perez

even though his name is Donning? He never corrected him. - Really? - No, but that's like Milano Milano. - No, Romano. - No, Romano.

- No. - His name is, no. - Belt, T-O-N-Y. - Nope. - It's not, it's got American eyes. It's like, I'm Donosio or something. It's Donning, it's not Tony.

It's not Tony. His name is not Tony Perez, it's not. - How does he introduce himself? - He's not Tony Perez. - He is Tony, he is Tony.

I'm not, I'm not making that up. I'm not making that up, Tony. - They got his, I'm Donosio. - They got his Hall of Famer plaque wrong.

He never corrected anybody.

He just changed his name to Tony and started calling himself Tony on behalf of others 'cause he didn't want to explain it every time. - But that's totally fine. It happens all the time, Dan.

There are people, this is totally different. What he's saying is when you can correct a last name pronunciation. That's not a pronunciation issue, Tony and Tony. Those are two different names.

I can just as easily say Tony as I can Tony. Just say it's Tony. - But when, when Chris is saying it makes him sad, he hasn't, he's gotten tired of correcting people. We've all been saying his name wrong.

At TN, we've been, we've not been calling him a chant. That's the first time hearing that his name is a chant. This is the first any of us are hearing that his name is a chant. We've all gotten his name wrong the same way we did with Tony Perez. - You know, now that I think about it,

we're doing this with my name as well. It's French, it's Cote.

“And what about this Boston Red Sox number two starter?”

Jeremy, what's his name? Just signed. - I don't know. - Ron Hurr. - That's gonna hurt you in arbitration right there,

which is why. - It's okay, you didn't know that I was honest. - Red Sox number two? - It's supposed to be your strength. - I honestly thought it was a guy named Steve, I don't know. - We thought it was Ranger Suarez.

Ranger? You've called him that? - I shouldn't have. - It shouldn't have. - I thought you had that. - I thought Bayou was their second starter, Bello.

- That he may be their fifth. - That's nice, he could name her. - The change is name. He re-corrected how to pronounce. Tony Tony is not a pronunciation.

ATN, ATON. That's pronunciation. - Zaslow, would you like to hear the sequel of David Samson limping to the microphone? - Of course.

- The sequels are not always as strong as the original,

but it's still good.

“- You're right about that, you're a movie guy.”

- No one's gonna stick with me all day. - You've been waiting to get quit. - I thought we were talking about Sunny Grey. - He was gonna give you, you've been wanting to talk baseball for months and what he does is he looks to you

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- Better. - Pick up, have been practicing. - Two guts. - Whoa. - I didn't realize we had a substitute complicated legacy.

- Perhaps by head. - I didn't realize we had a substitute complicated legacy. - 441 powerline road. - Second down at nine. - This needs to be done live at our show.

With a two-gads. (upbeat music) - Number five, Romeo Dubs, something or nothing. (laughing) (laughing)

- I thought his name should be pronounced Dubs. - The Dubs, Dubs, Dubs, quite. - Tony. (laughing) - Number four.

- Number four. - Kyla Murray, Minnesota, something, nothing. - Nothing. - My grind was arguing on behalf of the Packers' skill guys. They're receivers specifically.

I didn't think that Dubs was much of a number one. I don't think Watson is a number one. Dubs changing teams. How much money did he end up getting? - About 68.

- You guys think that's a something or nothing says. - I think it's something.

“- Yeah, I think it's, I'm interested in what it looks like.”

So I, yeah, I think it's interesting, I think. - I think Drake may need it to somebody who is better than who they had, which is you can't name anybody. - You can't catch on booty or whatever. - Romeo Dubs is a guy who's gonna be their day in and day out

and do his stuff.

The problem is, like we said the other day

about the Packers receivers, everybody was a B. They didn't really have an alpha, like Devontan, and it's like they used to have. So it's like this is another guy that's gonna be a better, a B plus in a room full of C's.

Wait a minute though, Chris Cody has a fair criticism of Tony's football analysis. - Doc's gonna be their day in day out and do his stuff. - That is not great analysis, but Kyler Murray has to be here. - Something because if, if for no other reason,

JJ McCarthy has been told that that plug has been pulled very quickly, like that's, that is a, that is a decision that Minnesota made to move off of JJ McCarthy. Now maybe he'll get another chance,

but he's lost what was his opportunity. - I mean, they did fire the general manager drafted him, so yeah, like the writings on the wall there. And, and the Murray thing, like that's a story. That's gonna be a story every week all season long.

So that's definitely something.

“- The Japan and the Minimum, what's the difference?”

It's like bringing in, it's like the Fakens bringing into a, and all of a sudden making it the lead story, whether or not he or Panics will be. It doesn't matter. - Number three, two, it's under my law in Atlanta.

- Something or nothing. - It's all nothing when he's at the Minimum. - It definitely, it's not. - So it's nothing unless he's getting paid.

- 15 million dollars, that's my, that's no, yes.

My view of something nothing is financially related. If a guy, if you bring him in on a flyer at the Minimum, there's no dead cap issue, there's no performance issue. If two is a turd or a throws an interception, or does anything, see you later.

- No, but what if he's great. - All right, David, you're, you're discounting that if either of these guys, if they play well, all of a sudden, both of those teams have the greatest value thing that you want in that entire sport,

which is a cheap quarter. - You should love that. - That, that is something that is absolutely a something. If you can get the greatest thing that there is in that sport, value at that position.

- It's the horseshoe argument, where something and nothing are right next to each other, I absolutely agree with what you're saying, which is why you want people on the Minimum, because there's no risk, the whole purpose of it,

the reason when you have the four-year deals with guaranteed money, there's way more pressure on the GM, there's way more pressure on the coach to get something out of that player. - But it's their potential huge reward for everybody

on the Minimum. There's no difference between Tua and Kyler

- Oh, that's not true, no.

“- Quarterback at the Minimum is more valuable”

than all the other positions at the Minimum, if you're getting great play. - Quarterback, free extension. Any quarterback pre-extension is overvalued. And you want to try to win with that quarterback.

- If I tell every single team in that sport, I can give you one thing and only one thing to start your franchise, what do you want? They would say give me a great cheap quarterback. - But Tua and Kyler Murray are not that.

- Oh, I mean, we don't have flashes. - We don't know. Kyler Murray might be that in Minnesota with those skilled guys. We don't.

Justin Jefferson was the best receiver in the league until he wasn't last year. - I thought that was an endowment of JJ McCarty, not Jefferson. - You don't get to be the best.

Then not the best.

That is the nature of baseball.

When a great player has a bad season. If Otani doesn't win the MVP or Aaron Judge doesn't hit 60, are you changing your evaluation of that player? - David, that's an individual sport. They're responsible for their own metric.

You're alone in a batters box. A quarterback requires a receiver. - There's a lot to hear. - There's a lot to hear. I'm not going to have changed my evaluation of Tua.

If all of a sudden he takes over for panic. - I don't think anybody listening to this. Things that Justin Jefferson is worse. They say JJ McCarty can't play

“because that's what Justin Jefferson looked like with him.”

- Yeah, 'cause it's a dependent sport. - But what do you say about Tua? - Oh, I mean, I don't think he's any good anymore. - So then, how is it something? - But something because he's buoyed by skill position players

that he didn't have in Miami after Cyrus Hill. Tyre Rikogout heard. But now you're looking at B.J. Robinson Kyle Pitz. You're looking at Drake London. You're looking at an incredible set of skill guys

that if they can get the offense right, like Tua could be very, very successful in a don't plan against a bad division. - Wow, so you're impunity in the dolphins personnel. You're not in any way regarding Tua and his skills.

- I thought that when they had the best personnel available, they were the best offensive football under Mike McDaniel. And then, you know, obviously as the skills regressed, Tua also regressed and that's not only offensive line that skill position and that's his own play.

But the problem is you go in a change of scenery.

That they've used to need a thousand times over the years. You have a guy who doesn't play well and San Diego, all of a sudden he shows up in Minnesota and he's playing great ball. Like Tua maybe just needed a change of scenery

to another place that the weight of the world, the way the franchise is and on him. He's getting paid the minimum and all of a sudden he's like, "All right, I can play, I can sling the pill." - I actually think it's nothing 'cause I don't think

he's any good and I don't think it's work. - I wanna ask the group though something without any context, okay? Don't take into consideration. Just try and make your mind totally blank.

- Don't think of how David looks, don't think of any history that you know of David, don't think of the shirt he's wearing, don't think of anything David related. I just tell you that I'm walking at midnight, okay, in a cornfield, okay?

And I'm a little scared. I'm a little worried because I don't know what is where and I'm a little haunted by midnight cornfields and this is the sound that I hear from a little bit of a distance.

(laughing) - Horrifying. - Correct? - Yeah, yeah, I just started running. - Yes, that's not automatic running. - Not funny. - Not funny, not funny.

And anyway, the opposite of talking. - So, okay, I'm walking through and I'm already spun. - I'm a little bit scared and I'm, there's some rustling and I stepped on a twig and you already kind of got nervous.

- Yeah, but there's no light, there's no light. It's cornfield, okay? And I don't know the size of this thing, but it's out there somewhere. (laughing)

- I think I'm gonna bring this to my house around Halloween time. Is there something to lose sound that you would hear in the cornfield that wouldn't make you scared?

Like a bird whistling. - Many sounds are scary or it's a fair appraisal by you, but very few are gonna be as scary as this 'cause this is demonic. (laughing)

“Like, if you told me that's what the Blair Witch sounds”

like, I'd be like, yeah, that means-- (laughing) - I'm gonna rough day, that was funny. - Number two, DJ Moore and Buffalo, something? Or nothing.

(laughing) - That's gotta be a something, right? Like that's gotta be a something. You got to like DJ Moore more than Stefan Diggs. He really hasn't had a number one in a minute, right?

Like somebody who felt like a number one to you? - I think we forget, Stefan Diggs had a really good season this past year. Like DJ Moore's not gonna be that. I think it's nothing.

- You think Stefan Diggs had a good year with the Patriots, though. - Yes, this past season, yeah. - Okay, so you think DJ Moore's gonna be nothing, like you don't, DJ Moore and Caroline,

what DJ Moore didn't Carolina to me is the number one was more impressive than anything Stefan Diggs did this year with the Patriots. - And he had the one really good year in Chicago too,

but I could see last year being the year that...

He was so good with the Patriots that they cut him after a season. - Well, no.

“- And then to God brought in Robio talk.”

- No, you got to add some context there. Like Stefan Diggs is a ticking time bomb. Like we know. - He's also a ticking time bomb and play too. Like he hasn't been able to get separation.

He hasn't had his ability to go nine route. - He had 80 plus catches this last night. - He did, but DJ Moore's not gonna get a catch. - Drake may was great, that's why. Like he was, again, talked about

in the MVP race until the end of the year where he completely fell apart. What happened with the Bears was weird though because their skill guys were good

and they decided, "Ah, never mind about DJ Moore

in a Dune Day. "We're just gonna throw it in the seam all the time now." Like we're not gonna... - Well, we're not gonna do that. - Yeah.

- Dude, we've been burdened by no. - And the middle of the season, they decided, "Never mind about the A Dune Day Dune Day Dune Day." - He had hurt though, to be fair. - But they think I hurt.

- But they're like, "We're just gonna throw it to these two guys." - That was the best advice that Matthew Barry gave us all year long. Was that after the by week,

“the Bears were gonna start using Luther Burton”

and Colston love them more than anybody else and that's exactly what happened. - Is there a pair in the NFL more than Luther Burton and Colston love them that sound like R&B singers?

- That's a Luther Burton R&B singer. - Colston love them R&B singer. - We have been those are good. We actually should do that game. We should do the game of people in sports

who have the most R&B singer names. We've been pounding David here pretty good in terms of making fun of him and he says that I'm no good at making fun of myself. So why don't you play for the people

how it is that I tried to say JJ McCarthy? - JJ McCarthy not-- - Do you want to go Jameson there in the middle? - Well, also. - Why not one?

- Well, what you can't tell from the auto, he made mid-pronunciation. He looked at me for confirmation. - JJ McCarthy not the little man. - And here's the turn.

- JJ McCarthy not the-- JJ McCarthy not the-- - If I'm in a cornfield and I hear that-- - JJ I'm in a cornfield. - That person has obviously escaped

from a mental institution. - JJ did not be the same thing in all the way to me. - Yes, no. - That's a person saying it. - No.

- My noise could be something that I could step on. - No. - What you're noise is-- - No. - Shutter Island.

- No, no, it's Stutter Island. (laughing) - It's not-- - My mind is just somebody who's gonna speak to you. - He's gonna speak to me.

- Thank you. (cheering) - Stutter Island. (clapping) - And the Academy Award number number one.

Number one, Dan O. - What seemed like a big deal,

but it's actually a one year 60 million dollar deal.

My Kevin's. Something or nothing for that San Francisco team. - For a second, I thought we were doing big deal or not a big deal. - Something or nothing.

- That's a totally different game. - I felt like Tony forgot his game there for a second. (laughing) - It was a gap in between the sentence and then he's like, oh wait, it's something else.

- It's a big deal, not a big deal. - But it wasn't a big deal. - Or nothing or is it a top five? - I meant the contract was a big deal. It was thought to be a big deal.

(cheering) - There we go, thank you. - Sounds like it was a big deal or not a big deal. - Oh no, no, no, no, no. - This is too much.

- For what I wanted to do, I didn't want to get to the studio. It's a master-by-tark laptop, soft handy internet. It's a master-by-tark. - Oh, you can say, you can say that's a trick. - Yeah, you're a master-by-tark now, right?

- But you can't say that. - Egal, it was a failure trick. It was a big deal. And if you then do it, it's a lot of money. - That's right.

- Safe, like a master-by-tark. - Hold it, thank you, it's a trick. - Now it costs a lot of money. - Don't let it start.

- Whatever, mother-in-law, you're always there.

- Thank you, sir. - Where's the mother-in-law? - Roeese is a great question. - Stoo-gots. - Running, huh, he run it today, huh, I'm ready.

- This is the Dane Lebethar Show with his Stoo-gots. (dramatic music) - Like Evans, last year played main games. So, it might get me, that's the first season he's ever had. That's not a thousand yard season, right?

- Yes. - He comes in a league and, as a first round pick, and Johnny Manzell was supposed to be something in terms of an impact player, a kid to what Mike Evans was. Mike Evans goes to Tampa and is a number one receiver

the entire time, is it 12 years?

“- I think it was 11, this was the 12th year, maybe.”

- So, he went 10 straight, no one's ever done that before. Right, a decade of thousand yard seasons, every season, that's the first time career. - That's the, but that's the first time that's. - Jerry Rice never had 10 consecutive thousand yard seasons.

- Yes, but not to start a career, right? - Right, right. - Because Jerry, Jerry Rice had to have had 10 straight seasons of a thousand yards, it just wouldn't have been

now because after 11 years, most receivers are going to be on the decline. - Is there a correlation between the size and length of the goodbye that you give to your old team? - Then we're going to think you are.

- Did you see Mike Evans and what he did in Tampa? - Oh, it was, it was Tolstoy, he left a book. - I love to say, it's too much for a one year deal.

When you're going like 10 years, 300 million,

leaving your old team here, he signed for three years.

“- That's why I said it was a bigger deal,”

but San Francisco can get out of it after one, because it's three for 42, which is why I said big deal, three for 42, but it actually ends up being a one for 16 years. - I don't think that's big deal or not a big deal.

- No, but big deal contract wise. - I don't think you know how big deal not a big deal or I mean, you know what I'm doing. (dramatic music) - Thank you.

Jerry Rice, by the way, had 11,000 yard seasons in a row. The only one that was not was his rookie year where he had 927, for what have been 12, then he got hurt and then he had another thousand yard receiving year 37.

He also had a thousand yards of 40. - It's a good player. - Pretty good. - It's back when a thousand men's something. Meet, met way more under Jerry Rice than it does today.

- Way more. - Jimmy Fox. - That's pretty good.

In terms of, that gives off rhythm and blues.

Jimmy Fox, Jimmy Fox is a, what year we talking about is a baseball player? We talking about 1940s? - You began his career in 1925 and it ended in 1945. - Okay, so Jimmy Fox is that you went into the age.

You went into a library from 80 years ago to find just the right kind of being a library here, Daniel. - For an R&B singer, Jimmy Fox. - It's pretty good. - Someone in the chat submitted Moalli Cox and Tyler Warren,

who are both tightens for the cults. Ty Warren and Moalli Cox. - I don't like Ty Warren. I like Moalli Cox and almost all circumstance. - Moalli Cox is there a game we could play

where we don't like Moalli. - No, that name sounds like a song. That's the syllable count on Moalli Cox. Sounds like something that's delightful. - Sounds like Stage 4.

Come to Stage 4, Moalli Cox. - Oh, adult film history too, I didn't know. Stage 4 can, I was, I didn't know where we were going there. - Touchy, Stage 4. - Don't drop on me, the none of you have seen.

Stage 4, Touchy. - I don't remember, hey.

- David, David, you've never been to Touchies.

- Oh, no, let me be, let me be clear. - Thank you. - I've been outside. - His wife's listening. - I've been outside, no, she doesn't listen.

- I've been outside. I actually saw money, maybe whether they're pop out of a Bentley with like 20 guys from TMT. The problem is my car got to climb. I couldn't go in there.

- I saw a lot of time there. - It's a little embarrassing to have a heart.

“- My phone died too, so I was like, what's going on here?”

But then I realized that the place that we went to prior to the overcharge of my car, the charge me twice. So it took all the money out of my account 'cause I didn't have the credit card at the time. I was very young and all the sudden I go in,

they're like, hey, your car got to climb, you got to go outside, my phone dies, my friends are inside and I'm like, "Guys, what do I do here?" So I had to wait outside for like three hours until they got out of floor in the morning. And they were like, what happened to you? And I was like, I got stuck, but I saw a mate weather.

(laughing) - The only guy who spends three hours on the curb on the front end. - Honestly, tootsie. - Sitting outside is the spot to be. That's where I saw the wall dang.

(laughing) - Last time I was there, I got there before opening. I had to wait in the parking lot for it to open. - So that's sick of mode. - So we can go in.

- Me and Brett Romberg, we have a portion of the ice to say who you were with when you got to stay. (singing in foreign language) - Oh, please, who was that then? Verky took me to the entire production stuff that was there.

- It was after our show one morning. We got done at 10 a.m. We're like, let's go to tootsies. And it wasn't open yet. We had to wait in the parking lot for like an hour.

They could open until 11. - Let's do that today. - We got in, we got to want it. - Baby, we got in, we sat at the bar. - Baby, sat at the bar, we were having a good time.

- Free lunch. - Guy sat right next to me, ordered a lobster. - That's scarlet, I think. - I told you guys, I told you guys this story. It's a true story.

My father, Cuban exile four years on his way to work, kept driving past a place that simply had on the marquee free lunch, free lunch, did it for years. Didn't know it was a strip club. Goes in one day just to have the free lunch.

- They want to free lunch. - But wouldn't. Didn't know and sat there and was confused. There's new women started dancing around him because he was just there for the prime rip.

He's like, this place has been offering free lunch the entire time I'm going. I'm gonna go in there and see if they mean it. Did not know. - I can't believe you got that story.

- I'm not making that up.

“- That's what every father would say to his son.”

- I had no idea. - I believe father. - Yeah, my father's perfectly capable of this. We were talking about Tony not having money, but I wanted to talk about the latest story

that's got people really mad. David Zazlov, no relation to Zazlov. - Well, yeah, no relation 'cause not the same name. - The Warner Brothers Discovery CEO.

as they're laying off so many people, he's gonna get $887 million in payments. There's the $34 million cash severance, and then there's $517 million in unvested equity awards, $335 million in tax reimbursements.

It's absurd when they're firing people, and it points out, yeah, again, this is how business is done in America. The CEOs just get to cash in on things like this. This pleases you, right, David?

To see this person walk away with all of this unearned money.

“- Do you know what happens when companies are suffering?”

And layoffs happen is the head of the company takes a pay cut every time.

Obviously, that's how it always works.

When there's issues at a company, the head guy takes a pay cut. Give me a break. Of course, he's getting that money. Look at the value that he created.

Where's the conversation of all the shareholders who are so happy that they got taken out by Allison and by Paramount, that they cashed in, they are loving it. - It's gross test.

- No, so you call your broker, and you say, do me a favor, find me some losers. If you don't mind, to find me the people who pay their employees the most, I want to invest in that company.

No, no, the shares go up in price. No, no, I don't want that. I want to know where the employees get paid the most. - Now they can buy one of those high-rises in Cuba. - Is that what you ask that you're a financial advisor to do?

- Find me some losers. - No, I don't know who that was. I don't know what that was an impersonation of. - You call in your broker saying, don't make me money. - No, but mental luck when it was founded,

“I remember Skipper saying the CEO here will never make”

more than 15 times more than the lowest paid employee. It's not a thing that will ever happen. Like that, that we were trying to keep that as some kind of reasonable within what you do for your least paid worker and what labor and what you do

for your most paid. - And so you realize that's not realistic, and that was the end of Skipper, and that's the end of that desire here at the company because that's not how companies are run.

- It's very nice to see it. - It's not that desire and it has nothing to do with why - It's the least money and what's 15 times how much you make. (laughing) - 15 million.

- So I'm trying to figure out right now my head too. I was in the same thing. - You came up with some random equation. - That's not all your guys are now doing the math, trying to ask each other, wait, you get paid 30 grand.

That's it, all right, 15 times, oh my God, that's how much we pay you? - No, there was no salary in the company more

than a million dollars, there would not be more

than a million dollars in that. - And it was me, point. - Are you willing to say that metal arc media and Warner Bros Discovery may be different? - Yeah, they are different, but what I'm talking about

is what's happening in America right now. What is happening in America right now with the billionaire class and the have not is a bigger distance than we've that we've ever had between the people who work for a company

as laborers and the people who are at the top of the company. - You're gonna be the only person out here, David, in the media arguing on behalf of David Zazlov deserves $887 million dollars. You're gonna be the only one saying that.

- I may be the only one saying it, but I'm sure his heck fired out the only one thinking it. And that's just how it goes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

“- What do you mean you're not the only one thinking it?”

Just the billionaire class is gonna be thinking it. Only people who do business at the top end of ridiculous sums of money are gonna be supporting that amount of money for this clown who's run this thing. - Can you go through what they are?

Because as you hear what unvested equity is, what is that to you? - You want me to give the numbers one enough? - I just wanna know if that's cash to you.

Like because you claim he's getting $800 million in cash,

so I just wanna make sure we at least tell the audience that the cash severance already said this. The cash severance is $34 million and the unvested equity awards at $517.2 million. - How do you get such an exact number

on unvested equity? - It was a ball. - It was absolutely a ball. - It was a ball. - It was like eight.

- Yeah, it was three inches too low and it's insane. - Thank you. - That's got a good conversation. Now I don't think we should have fired off 36 penalties in the name of it, but you were wrong.

- Where you been? - At the end of my daughter's school and then a lane closure on the 836, but it looks like I walked into the right time. - How was it?

How was the event to do that? - It was great coffee, donuts, picture, my daughter writing a book about me that said my favorite hobby is watching Highlight. - Oh, oh.

- Which? - It's up there. - Speaking of, you got to watch party this week. - We do! Tomorrow, we are going to introduce our audience

formally on YouTube.com/AtLevitardShow to a cyclone's game and the entire cyclone's brain trust will be here walking you along the world's fastest game.

from Miami, for on ton, we will be electric as electric as a back court wide shot from my new the world's greatest back court.

- Are you still in first place?

We have a game in hand. I think we're trailing the chargers

“because they played more recently than us,”

but just like a half a point behind. - Are there gonna be any special guests or just gonna be the ownership group? (laughing) - We're affording for Joey, the cyclone's brain trust

is a draw, you know? - Tony, you don't know.

- When's us, raining defending champions

and we're giving Ethan a microphone? - Wow.

“- That's right, what is he in the brain trust?”

What is his job? - Because he's a bives guy? - No, don't do that. - Do you have a title with the team? - We have to.

- What is your, no, no, you are, hey, that's a good one. - This is me. - They're owners, we're the owners of the team, every the owners in general, and we're owners. - That's it, I can talk, we're owners.

- Are you the executive vice president? Are you the chairman, are you the CEO? - Do you have a title? - I'm one of the, I'm one of the sees. - Yeah.

- You are, see? - They're owner and general manager,

“both of them, they are the management co-owners”

and general manager. - We're looking at the GM of the year. - As voted by who? - League, they're peers, they're still worried about it, they're peers.

- I think it's awesome. - The votes for Rolead's Relief Man of the Year, I don't know, they just give it out. - I had no plans tomorrow at 245 and now I've got plans. - If you want to be a special guest?

- I'm gonna be back in New York, but if you'll let me zoom in because there's two things I don't know in the world of sports, I don't know the rules of cricket, and I don't know the rules of high-ly.

And I'd love to learn. - David Samson, we have a clock here that you're supposed to respect. Mike, this is what you missed.

This was David Samson's first communication

on our show today. - I, I, I, I.