The Big Suey: The Withheld Rasheed Wallace Stat

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- Today's NCAA Saturday is Duke has never won

a national championship without beating St. John somewhere along the line. - Really? - So, 1991, or excuse me, 1991, they beat 'em. 1991, 92, they beat 'em 2000, one they beat 'em.

Nine, 10 they beat 'em, 14, 15 they beat 'em. And then they play this year in the sweet 16. - Rick Patino is still alive. - He was so pissed yesterday. - I see will be forever.

Shout out to my guy, Caz, he said that the world could end. You know, nuclear war would ever, and there could be eight people left and Patino would get them to the sweet 16. (laughing)

- I've made the joke for years that the only three things that will survive a nuclear holocaust are cockroaches, twinkies, and Drew Rose and House. I'm gonna add, I'm gonna add Rick Patino to that list.

- Wow, I'm not rush more. Also, keep an eye on the Dooms J clock, Kansas. A little self reflection from Bill's self after that game. I don't like what I'm seeing. - What did you make of the way that game ended?

There were a lot of great finishes in college basketball, but the way that one ended, where you're allowing a layup at the buzzer,

and you never, with that amount of time,

does anyone ever allowed to get right to roll right to the basket and just make a layup at the buzzer? - I remind everyone, you're watching children. That's what I always think about. It's like, yep, I get friends are like,

oh, that's right, they're kids. They don't know what they're doing. They get excited and they forget and all that stuff.

“So that's, I think that's kind of part of the beauty”

of March madness and college basketball is it does come down to, hey, who keeps their stuff together as opposed to the pros, where a lot of times it's just, I'm better than you and we can descend it there.

I mean, on that play, their room protector goes through the three point, because they have a pin down screen against somebody else, and he's just like floating to the three point line, and then buddy just takes it,

hits an incredible layup, by the way,

like having the momentum under the basket and then finishing with the English study, did it was a great shot, but like the room protector, you're supposed to, I don't care if the guy's over there. You stand like a tree, and you do not let it fall out.

- Like that amount of time left. This kid's, as I'll, I can tell you, their kids. I heard my dad, (bell ringing) big NFL breaking news. JSN has extended with a C-hawks for four years,

168 million dollars of that, 120 million is guaranteed. It is the largest such guarantee for a wide receiver in NFL history. - A good player. - That's twice as much as the going rate

for a kiddo or a Sake Juan Barclay annually. That's how they're valuing. - Ah, Sake Juan Barclay's not that good. I watch him lose a bunch of AMs on delivery travel. - What was that about? - That was fun.

- He's talking about that. - Dude, the first two games were like, all right, I'm into this, and then like one thing that Fox had in account it for was like, Team USA was gonna smack these guys up so bad

that it would become boring. Shout out to Hush. He talked to all that shit and he backed it up. - For those of you who don't know what Mike is talking about there, the flag football, our Olympic flag football team,

dragged, grunk, and Brady, and Stefan Diggs, and a bunch of different pros because flag football is an entirely different sport. It doesn't require strength or power. It's all quickness.

- It's a completely different sport than what they, they're used to playing. The quarterback, Nico Cosseras is a really good friend of mine.

“I can have him here tomorrow, Dan, if you want to.”

- I do feel like midway through, they kind of learned. Oh, we may have picked the wrong guys. Like I do feel like the NFL could pick a team that if they trained for months, could compete. Like we had the wrong guys out there.

You need the smallest and the twitch muscle. And it was just, I feel like we just had our, we had the best players out there where it's like, no, no, no, you got to go with the quickest players in the NFL.

- This is a little irresponsible of me. I was inundated all sorts of things happening this weekend, but I thought I saw a quote, "We're after one of those pick sixes,"

- He did.

“- It was on jail and hurts, it was Logan, was it Logan Paul?”

- I run out of it. - Enough, Logan was one of the best selections that the Wildcats made. There was Wildcats and the founders, I had to tell you I had the chills watching Tom Brady,

who was one side step, when him running out of the lock room after like the NFL guys got the rasses kicked and you could see like, all right, competitive juices forming. I don't know why we're playing Jalen Hurts. Stop playing Jalen Hurts over Tom Brady.

- Brady was better than Jalen Hurts. - Tom Brady can we just play?

- That just, that first play in Tom Brady

steps aside evades the pressure. The only missack by them all day. We got to see Grunk Brady one last time before Grunk on the touchdown catch slides and pulls his handy out of bounds. - Can you tell me, what's going on with Tom Brady

and Logan Paul? - It's a WrestleMania. - They're setting them for sure. - It's a WrestleMania thing that they're setting up. - Well, like, what are they doing?

“- Well, they're just doing the thing on the internet”

where they talk crap to each other. - They're doing what the Pauls do, perhaps you're familiar with their work, their professional choice. - I like them.

- He, oh, this is what you're about to play though, is not what they're doing.

- This is Logan Paul's sarcastic apology.

- No, no, no, this is part of the program. It started on Impulsive, there's reports out there suggesting that Tom Brady is going to be involved somehow some way with WrestleMania. - It's in Vegas.

- It being in Vegas, WWE has started selling some Tom Brady merch. That's not so far out of left field because of the fanatics partnership. WWE does a lot of weird marketing partnerships. Halibutton has some stuff.

But it seems pretty clear that they're working towards some kind of payoff and the expectation was that this flag football tournament that there would be some advancement in that storyline and there was.

“Now, Logan Paul plays a heel quite well in wrestling”

and here this is more of him keeping in line with his character, but he does give a little breakdown from his perspective. - I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for some of my actions in yesterday's flag football game.

First, I want to apologize to the United States flag

football team for taking Dushet's glasses off of his face and throwing them at the ground. That happened because after he scored a touchdown, he kind of got in my grill and said to me, "Welcome to flag football," which upset me

because it's comments like that I just can't tolerate. Second, I'd like to apologize to Jalen Hertz for sacking you and later deflecting a pass that then got intercepted by my team allowing us to score on the very next possession. If you get traded or your contract gets cut down,

now we know why and it's probably pretty embarrassing, so I am sorry. And of course, I'd like to apologize to Tom Brady for applying so much pressure on you play after play, after play that had you literally fearing for your life.

I understand you're older, it's not like you could go anywhere and you got frustrated which is why you threw the ball at me and I want you to know that I forgive you for that because that's what real men do. And lastly, I want to apologize to everyone

that said that I was not a great athlete because you all look stupid as hell right now. Thank you. - Two Chris Cody's point, okay. We all saw a grunk as the last line of defense

on that lateral Kenyan Drake play where we all learned, oh that Frankenstein monster doesn't move that great when it comes to quickness and laterally. I was telling this story the other day to a couple of people in college.

Our intramural football team made it to the semi-finals of a flag football tournament because the university of Miami players like Cortez Kennedy, they were on our sidelines and the referees were intimidated by them because they would be very,

they would be very menacing, we didn't deserve to be there. But once we got to the semi-finals, we promptly lost to a team that had automoles and wristbands with plays on 'em and we're like, what is he? (laughs)

We're like nobody's gonna beat that team, that team's gonna obviously win. That team got smoked, okay, by a bunch of Asian kids from the business school. One of whom actually came to the game with a briefcase

because quickness is all that matters in flag football. Like that and their quarterback, the guy who came out with the briefcase, they had two rushers and they couldn't get it. Like when they had two rushers and so your friend Tony

is probably impossibly quick. - He is very quick, but has a great arm. You could see he was leading throws, he was putting the ball in excellent places. - He's not even QB1, by the way.

- I think he's made the determination that after playing against NFL quality guys, he's QB1. - Some of the throws he was making were a club. - He was like 11 for 11, like midway.

- What else do you want? - He was playing three, but who's also played his quarterback and he's far more twitchy than almost anybody else

But Tony knows these guys because it was really funny.

The coaches were wired for sound. Team USA has had coaches of Miami guy. - Yeah.

“- And you could tell right away when someone was screaming”

"Oh, yeah, they get people's attention." He also doubles up for Team Cuba in the flag football world. I'm gonna try out for it. - Wait a second man. - Hold on.

- But he could be Cuba from Miami. - No, but he can't, for both teams? - Well no, this is the opposite. This world's so, this is different. This is the Olympics.

I mean, come on. - This is amazing. Have you ever lost anyone with a briefcase? - No. (laughing)

- The briefcase. - Dan, that would traumatize me for life.

That like I got my ass handed to you by someone

with a briefcase. - It was so abundantly clear that this is just a different game, and Bob Salad did not have any answers. So before it, they didn't know the rules. They would, like any time one of these twitchy,

Team USA dudes would come by there. They would just grab them, which is against the rules because they don't know how to pull the flag. It was really tricky for them.

“And I realized like, man, who's to set and Team USA?”

Like, they know what they were talking about. Totally different sport. Who should probably more likely to be effective in the NFL than the homes is in this sport because it's just a totally different thing.

- The Bengals could not have enjoyed watching Joe Burrow play that game. - No. - He was a crazy person out there. There were four or five plays where it's like,

oh, he could have got seriously hurt right there. Like, I bet you that their owner was probably like, and all these offices, let me let him do his thing. They probably didn't pull much thought into it. A guarantee you they regretted that instantly.

- Before we update our tournament when I heard my father's voice there on the stat of the day, it reminded me of a story that my mother just told me about the end of that Lakers heat game the other day. Donchitch, just crazy, how good he was in this game.

And just crazy, how good LeBron still is. It doesn't make any sense.

There has never been a human being like that

in the history of Earth. Like that, that has never existed before. The idea that he can have a triple double is the oldest player in basketball. It's just insane.

But my father was complaining because there were Laker fans in front of him. And he was yelling and screaming about the fact that he couldn't see the last five minutes of the game. And an usher came over and tried to get those Lakers fans

to leave, they ignored him. They would not leave. And so my mother is telling my father the entire time to settle down, which is making him even angrier. And I'm like, Dad, they didn't have seats there.

Sorry, just to clarify. - No, my parents-- - No, I know they did. The people in front of them. - No, they were just standing.

But there was, they were making a lot of noise. My father was getting mad. - Some of your parents don't stand. - They're allowed to make noise, though. My point is, I thought you made it seem like there were people

that weren't supposed to be there standing in their way. - No, I did not mean to say that. There were just simply people in front of my father who he was asking for a long time. Please sit down, I can't see the game.

My father was not able to see the last five minutes of a really good basketball game. - But they're just following orders, Dan. - Michael B. Amante tells you to stand up and make some noise. - Dan, make lots for the heat they're supposed to.

- Not for the lakers. - Yeah, that's true. - So an usher came over and they ignored the usher as well because evidently it didn't elevate to ejection status. But my mother was telling my father,

please, please stop making a scene. And my father was complaining about that, which made him all the more agitated. I'm like, Dad, mom is afraid that in these situations, when people and imposing fan bases have too many drinks,

fights start and you're going to get punched. And my father says, "And what, I punch back." - Oh, wow. And unlike Dad, you're 82. - There's something about college hoops this time of year

where you tell yourself, you're just going to casually watch one game. And suddenly, your entire night is gone. That happened to me the other night. I was planning to say home and keep a game on in the background.

Maybe pretend I wasn't checking scores every five minutes, then a text comes in. We've got multiple screens set up. That's how they getcha. So I said, yeah, I grabbed a pack of Miller light on the way.

A little while later, nobody's casually watching anything. Somebody's yelling because their bracket is already cooked. Somebody else suddenly cares deeply about a school, then thought about it in 10 years. And a game that looked over is somehow tied light.

You take a sip, you look around, and realize, yeah. This was absolutely the right move.

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Don't live a part, but it's just his titties are sitting on the shelf that is his bellies. He said titties are like, like, shocked me a little bit, I was a quai per parent for titties. DCC don't live a part show with his two gods.

Don't, this before, my dad trying to get tough, and so I'm gonna have to end up on golf courses this after before. Tell the story.

“Well, I mean, I think it's just this happened and it's happened and driving”

with him before, because he's very angry at other people where he wants to up you at somebody in the opposite, they're like breaking and we're level with us and it's like, oh, now who, dad, you're gonna, you just told them, Oh, dude, does he roll down the window and see that? My dad, the road rage, my dad is the angriest I've ever seen him for real.

In person and stuff on golf courses, he's had little things, never more scary than on

like, my dad is, if you cut my dad, oh, hey, look at this asshole, my dad is like, he'll get up on your, like, on the car, like he'll pull, like if you cut him off, he's then gonna pull up behind you. So you see him behind, you're like, oh, this guy that I just got in front of doesn't like that I just did that. Greg Cody full of bile and venom, I can't imagine.

And then you've known him a long time obviously, oh, no, I've seen him angry a lot. Yeah, he's, and it's unreasonably angry. His anger is anger, it doesn't deal with logic. It happened once in here, but me, at least, it was, but no, he's not, not like the way

“he's, no, but even with me and my brother, like, throughout my life, my dad does get”

really angry, but he's the king of half-hour later. Oh, yeah. Hey, sorry, like, sorry Oh, the apologize. Like, just like, hey, I know I may have overreacted here. I'm not happy with what you did. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He makes, I'm doubt, I've not heard your father ever say the words. I'm sorry. He may, he'll just be like, I may have overreacted, maybe he won't say that. I don't know about the exact phrase I'm sorry, but he definitely will

give a, hey, I acted, so I acted pretty heated a little bit ago. I feel like enough fighting situation, who had turned into like, Don Zimmer going at the Patre Martinez, just kind of like, well, that would certainly be my father, like he, I mean, he's not at this point, but what put it on the pole at Levitard Show does every 82 year old man think he's 22 when it comes to fighting. I need to add, when it comes to fighting, he's going to punch back. I punch

back as a bar, though. Let me update our tournament here because we've lost a lot of winners, a lot of things that are going to break the hearts of some members of our audience to find

that some of these teams are now out of our looks like tournament. This is our first round

losers here, notable. Before we get to the round of 32, we're going to get to just some first round losers. So they're not winners. Dan, you said we lost a lot of winners, but we lose a lot of losers or all winners in his book. We had a lot of good ones in this tournament and it hurts to see all of these go. Number five, Wisconsin is gone. That means this is gone. Jonathan Zaslow looks like you're big toe after hitting the corner of the bed.

Lost to high point, 12 seed. Also gone. Number six, BYU represented by David Amishek looks like a real letter that would buy a billboard that reads license to South, while posing like James Bond. Absolutely. Lost to number 11, Texas. Miami would have gotten Texas in the next round. South, number six, North Carolina is gone. Their coach might be gone too, which kind of surprise me. North Carolina was represented by. Chiefs owner Clark Hunt

looks like the director of a funeral home that makes candles out of its surplus of embalming fluid. That was VCU advancing. You can't tell me that guy doesn't look like that. I mean, he can't tell me that Clark Hunt, but he doesn't look like that. He looked, I could look at the way he's wearing that ring. That guy wears that ring that way and takes that pose because he's so pleased that he's getting away with no one knows that the candles

are made out of embalming fluid. Number seven, St. Mary somehow ended up losing that game.

Buster Olney looks like the dad who doesn't want to confront another pair and then the car

“pool line, so he flips him off under the steering wheel. The good cutie. Villanova is also going,”

that means this is gone. Paul schemes looks like someone who tried to draw Josh Allen from memory. That's a good one. Great. That's a good one. It's crazy how much he looks like Josh Allen with a mustache. George is gone. That means this is gone. Rod McGill looks like you're recently divorced mom's first aid who when you answer the door is vigorously chewing his gum and combing his hair with a palm comb as he leans ever so slightly back to gander at the size of the

home while never once acknowledging you with his eyes. Miami knocked out Missouri. Missouri was

represented by. Andy Reed looks like the guy on the bowling team that everyone calls old Twinkle toes. Absolutely. Miami of Ohio also lost. That means this is gone. Jonathan Zaslow looks like the guy in an arcade who puts a stack of quarters on the Pac-Man game to send a message to any

“kids that he's going to be there a while. Hurts to lose that one. Accurate. That's why I told you these”

winners. They're winners. They're winners. Yes. That picture looks like Zas is literally he just put the quarters out of and they'll look back at the kid like don't even try it. I really liked this one. Accurate's gone. That means this is gone. Tom Thibodow looks like the 64th person killed by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken. No! Hofstra's gone. That means this is gone.

Dan Moreno looks like the third place Finisher in a David Hasselhoff look alike contest.

North Dakota state is gone. That means this is gone. Nick Wright looks like a guy go caveman. Such a high seed for a great looks like. Well, I think it's too obvious though. My guess is he's probably been getting that his entire, you know, since that ad campaign or since he grew his hair out. That's the line of demarcation. Queens is gone. That means Nick Wright is gone again. Nick Wright looks like Adam Driver if he wore his

Kylo Ren helmet for a month straight. Oh. Furman's also gone. That means this is gone. Adam Silver looks like a torpedo bat. The NBA has rescinded the 16th technical found

foul of Luca Donchitch and the quotes and I don't know what happened here. They were speaking

in Serbian and so he has an argument and I don't know the opposing player who was a batatzi. So he was having an argument with Luca Batatzi of the. Yeah, you could say it's 10 times. I've got it wrong every time. Luca Batatzi and he said that that person said to him that he was going to bleep his entire family back home and that person says no Luca said that to me and I was just repeating it. And now that 16th technical foul has been rescinded, he's a baby. By the way,

it's one of the reason the Laker fans are a little bit frustrated with him. It's fine when you're winning all the games, but he is a baby. Like he behaves unbelievably immaturely for a super star. Unlike I'd say just about anybody, right? The 16th technical foul. He's he the new Rashid Wallace in terms. No one's that bad. No one is as bad as Rashid. Oh, put a pin in it. Weekend observations. Okay. I don't think Rashid was a baby though. Like Luca comes off as a

baby. Who will history say was worse in terms of antics on the court? Dramon or Rashid? Oh, Dramon. Rashid wasn't a dirty player. Yeah. I mean, the antics. But the antics of Dramon were all directed at opponents, whereas Rashid's antics were directed at officials. It's just my entire life Rashid's kind of been like that gold standard. And um, suggesting maybe we moved to Dramon? The distinction that I was making, right?

The reason I went to Rashid and just bypass Dramon is because Luca's just going after refs all the time. It's the same thing that Zaz was just saying. But Rashid had a temporary

“problem as it related to refs. I think Rashid was worse. How many? Can you tell me Jeremy?”

Don't do it. Don't do it. We can observations, please. Let's. So I can't ask whether Rashid is the leader. All the time. No look of any information. No look of any information. No look of any information. All right. But I will throw a fun Rashid wall of story because even though he got a lot of technicals and was really, really harsh with the refs, there was a game where playing up and Detroit. And Rashid is just running commentary. Everything is every cutward under the sun.

We're going back to lens crafters, everything. He's doing a whole thing. So Amari goes up. He gets fouled. They don't call it. He misses the layup. And he goes, fuck. Right. TM up. And I'm like, what was that for? Is it disrespecting the officials? Like, Rashid has been doing stand up the whole game. And I swear to God, the ref said,

it reached a point where they just, this is like a hum drum for them. They just kind of glossed over it.

And he had to really go above and beyond to earn his technical path. And that happens with Dramon 2, like the reality of it is, Dramon and it sounds like Rashid did as well. They no one gets more tolerance from the officials than those guys. It's a volume game for them. It's kind of like you a jury duty. Like, what are they going to tell you? Nothing. Nothing. Andre Drummond just got fine $25,000 for making like a gun shooting gesture at the opposing bench after making a three.

“And I think if Andre Drummond makes a three, he should be allowed to do whatever he wants.”

He now shoots three. This is a good take. It's one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Like, he had no mid range game. And now he's out there shooting threes. Explain to me what's happening there, basketball expert. Explain to me how it's possible that Andre Drummond is now someone who shoots threes. I even work at it. He's been working at it since he was in Detroit.

It just never translated into games. And now he's finally got to a point where he can catch and shoot.

But again, it's like, it's one of those things where if you're playing them, you're like, all right, let him shoot the threes. It's he the player who it's the most shocking that you've ever seen that all of a sudden now he shoots three pointers. The new bowl was weird because it was first. But he always did it. Yeah, but it was first. I'm not watching a seven, seven guys shoot threes and it was convenient. That's the first guy I think of when I think of what the hell's he doing

“all the way out there. Yeah, that is what he that is all he did. I'll tell you to me. It's one of the”

greatest triumphs of player development. It's Derek White. Because Derek White was on the Scott report. Leave his ass wide open. And for him to go from, we don't even worry about you. That was Jason Kitt, Jason Kitt wasn't doing step back threes. Like Derek White shoots threes. Like he creates threes. Like a guy who's been able to hit threes all his career. And in reality five years ago, he was we don't guard you. We run the other way. I can't right now in the league. I can't

think of anyone else who's been better in terms of that. That's such a great shout. He went from a dude that I was happy to have the ball in his hands to this is one of the hundred greatest basketball players I've ever seen. Jason Kittum has returned and Tracy McGrady says the Celtics offense has not been the same since he came back. You mentioned earlier. I mean that they lost two Minnesota at home without Anthony Edwards, Mike Ryan and Jeremy were saying that Jason Tatum

would come back and make them worse. I don't believe that that's going to be the case in the playoffs. I don't believe that adding Jason Tatum is going to be something that makes that team more less playoff savvy than it already was solid misrepresentation of what Mike said. All right. See that is not my voice that you talking as me as well. I like to talk for myself because you spoke for me and you totally miscategorized it. No, I said to the monologue. I said that there would be

an acclamation point for them, which was the most obvious thing. And I was attacked for like the most obvious take. Yeah. And also I saw the schedule. I cheated. I looked ahead. And they had some difficult opponents out. They've been playing pretty well and winning the games that they were supposed to last science. Yeah, last time was a change in that. No doubt, but the way that Jason Tatum plays would naturally suggest that he would demand that you reaccalimate a little bit.

I'm sure they can figure it out on the postseason. We'll see if they end up run through the east. I remain skeptical of that because I just think the east is better and it's not the foreground conclusion. But this is what is the most obvious thing in the world to me. He's been shooting like we have eight games now. Okay. Which still it's not not a lot of games. But he's been shooting very poor since the turn. Yeah. Very poor. Yeah. And as a result, if you have a player who now you are

including in the lineup who's taking 17 and a half shots a game and shooting poor. Yeah. Like those are 17 half shots that weren't being shot 39%. Yeah. But I think the idea is that hey,

“he's got to get this out of his system now. That's why he comes back and mid-march as opposed to”

the last week of April. So that we have a whole month and a half, six weeks of get all the kinks out your system, get the rust off. By the time we get to the playoffs and hopefully for them, they're going to be in a position where they don't have to wait to see who they're going to play. They'll know who they're going to play. So basically at three seed, that gives them all the

opportunity in the world to prep and get ready. I like to me. This is never, this is a no-brainer.

If you think they could chop the three? Yeah. I like Mike said this schedule is really there. I don't feel I think. I don't feel like I was misrepresenting though what Mike and Jeremy were saying about the idea that you guys were celebrating that Jason, the Jason Tatum would return

they won the championship. What we were saying and primarily Mike definitely not me unless it

ends up being right was that Jalen Brown is having an MVP level season and the concern was that if you have Jason Tatum come back, play poorly, change the way that the ball was moving around, the team that was shooting just about as well as anybody in basketball, moving the ball, having body movement, putting up a ton of shots from three that if the ball sort of started staying and Tatum's hands and he wanted to take shots toward the end of the game that the

personalities could be combustible because you have Jalen Brown who tweets like a wide receiver. But Brown has embraced the fact that Tatum is coming back. It's just a matter of whether or not

“that ultimately works in the long run, but to a means point that's why they brought him back”

in March and not in April to figure out those King's now, but we were right about the King's. Okay sure, but now they're looking at it like okay, Kate is now out of the picture for

we don't know how long the nicks are always going to be the nicks, like they have a legitimate

shot to be the representative for the east and a season that they thought was going to be completely washed. Dylan Brown tweets like a wide receiver is a great line. Thank you. [Music] The breakfast one. No, hit me with it. Okay. I wish I had some breakfast flan. [Music] Oh no, breakfast like that. [Music]

“Let's do a means weekend observation so that we could speak freely about Rashid Wallace.”

It is time for us to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better

than my boy. I mean, we can observations as brought to you by Miller Light. Legendary moments start with a light. Dan, it's that time of year again. When all across the country, thousands of man-hours of labor are lost to people hitting all tab on their computers to change the screen to an Excel spreadsheet when the boss walks by the desk. March madness. Flynn Claiming heck coach of high point university said nobody would play us just like they wouldn't play

Miami Ohio. Neither of those schools have won a game since he said that. Low point university. But then includes the high point women's team. They also lost. Flynn Claiming sounds like the name of a down on his luck character and a rom-com play by Ben Stiller. Ring ring. Ring ring. Wow. Pick up the phone, Dan. Hello. It's Fred Hoyberg. He wants to know what your fat daddy is at now. He'll be at the sweet 16. Elis you women beat Texas tech like they stole something.

How does a 70 lose a game by 50 plus points? Did they outsource the game to the wizards? Washington DC. What's the point of bike lanes if none of the bikes or scooters use it? I'm as DC this weekend. They're all over the sidewalk. They're in the middle of the street. You have dedicated bike lanes. Nobody uses them. I'm only was the point. We could have made these into

“car lanes. You should walk in those lanes. I should. That's what I should have done.”

You know what he's using? I'm here. I'm my a battle. Cleans this week 16 for Minnesota with a buzzer beat against Ole Miss. I guess for the rebels you could say it was one battle after another. There's my camera. One battle after another. So I'll speak in there. The wizards got into a fight with the thunder on Saturday. Guys are like two weeks too late to this to show that you won't get pushed around to the fight and down. They're finding that is.

They're just delayed reaction all the televised commentary on the BAM thing.

I'll be Orlando Magic. That triggers an automatic one-game suspension. Then you know why we have

“the suspension rule for the 16 tech and every other tech in there after. I don't actually”

use it the Rashid rule because Rashid Wallace set the record in 2001. Can you guess how many he had in that season? I'm gonna guess 32. Anyone else want a hazard to guess? How many technical fouls did Rashid have in 2001? 36. Okay. Any other submissions? 61. Okay. Thank you. He knows how to play the game. Is there an asterisk on it? 41. Whoa. He had a technical foul every other game on average. 41 tech. That's awesome. Does he have more text than anyone ever? Is he the

career leader in tech? You got to give me a second because I wasn't allowed to look it up.

Now you can look it up. But why you do that? I can tell you the top five most unbreakable records in basketball. Number five. John Stockton, 15,800 and six assists for a career.

“Chris Paul, who just retired with literally have to average 8 assists a game every game for the next”

five years to catch them. And Chris Paul's old. So like, and was good at it. It was, and good at it. Number four. Will Chamberlain 55 rebounds in a game. The most since the ABA NBA merger was 37 by Moses Malone that happened two months before I was born. That record's not getting broken. Number three. Donnie knows this one. Steph Curry career made three pointers. It's a lot. We've got about Kong Kinnipu who's having the best

rookie season ever shooting threes. He merely has to have like 253 pointers. 284 for the next 15 years. The next 15 years every single year. To catch where he is right now. To catch curry. That's a great never makes another people. Number two. Rashid Wallace 41 technical pals in one season. Steph Curry's what a weird thing that was. And the number one most unbreakable record in basketball will Chamberlain averaging 48 and a half minutes per game in the season. I have the most career

tax. They're only 48 minutes. They're only 48 minutes in a game. The guy average more minutes per game than there are minutes in a game. So I guess Chris wants some. Some more bunch over time.

Every second of the season. He played every yet. He basically never came out. But every game

and never came out. Can I guess some of these guys? Please. Rodman. Rodman is number five. Carmelone. Number one. Really? Of course. He had a lot of tech. Really. He's number one. He got more than one. He got three hundred and seventy. That's a total. Three hundred and thirty two in the regular season. Rashid obviously is top five. Number two. Total. But number three in the regular season. I'm going to start struggling now. His dream on is dream on a centrey on is number six.

Who are the assholes? That's a keep thinking. Yeah keep thinking of someone that is always angry. Look at him. People love him now. There's just someone that always looks pissed. Oh Thomas. Kevin Willis. David West. He'd be Russell Westbroke. Oh. Yeah. He has a play long enough. So who's the other guy? Number three or let's do number four. Number four Gary Payton. All is going to save him. And number three Charles Barker. All right. Saw. Saw an alert that Jeremy Grant will be out

for Blazers versus Nuggets. I'll be honest for God he was selling the league. New segment for inside the NBA. He's still bland. Purdue versus Miami. AKA and alcohol is the like

“boiler makers versus hurricanes. Give me six more of that please. What is a boiler maker?”

Not the drink. What is a a a Purdue put her on the pole at Levitart Show. Do you know what a boiler maker does? Yes or no? It's got to do with like trains, right? I think it's an engineer that makes. Yes, they're logo like a like a train like the steam engine, you know like the trades person who fabricates steals iron or copper into boilers and other large containers intended

to hold hot gas or liquid. Amazing. You know that up to top of your head like that. Good news,

bad news for the hurricanes. Good news. Jay Lucas turned to program around with a great regular season and a respectable showing at the tournament. Bad news Kentucky got smack by Iowa State. You're going to lose your coach Mike. Kevin Durant passed Michael Jordan on the all-time scoring list. After the game he said MJ was on a different planet, a different galaxy. When asked for comment, Jordan declined saying he was focused on net versus kings said he knew the guys at the

Dale Levitart Show were really eager to hear his thoughts on the day quompl out and versus Malachi

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drug vet Colin Casser and two guys who enthusiastically consume boiling makers and hurricanes at the Toladanock Street Comedy Festival, New Orleans, me and Zach Harper, wherever you get podcasts. Tony messing up Moallie Cox in the words of comedian Brittany Migs, no piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong.

Moallie Cox, it's amazing like you could bring me Chappelle Chris Rock,

“Carlin Richard Pryor, and all laugh, but it's never going to be quite as funny as Moallie Cox.”

Yeah, but somehow that's still the peak of comedy. Dan you know what the K and Luke can arts dance for? Killer. Wow, well done. Cinema episode 304, my boss's daughter starring Ashton Kutcher, Terried, Terran Stamp,

Michael Mattson, Molly Shannon and Carmen Electro, oh my god, she's amazing.

A movie that must hold a modern record for the usage of the art word in a major motion picture. They say it a lot. Terran Stamp says it like six times in 30 seconds. That's a bingo. Oh man, WMBA, got the deal done. You know how? Sense of urgency. I told you guys last week, create a big sense of urgency. You get your thing done. I don't have an ending for this because I forgot to end it. So those are the weekend. Oh, what's the hell?

For God to help us out there. I know we can have the visions. I was told that we have a nomination for a laugh to replace the Hakeem next laugh. Truth be told, I wouldn't have given a mean the loser game show sound if I had on my console, the Hakeem next laugh, but I do not have

that on my console. So Dan, this was incredible because we had Tommy Hutton on and that's

friend of Jeremy's and Tommy Hutton said something that wasn't very funny, but Jeremy was being very helpful and trying to move the interview along and he gave a great fake laugh.

“But we all recognize together. Why does that laugh sound so familiar?”

It's a quiet laugh. It is. Here's a quiet laugh. That is overlay. Jeremy's laugh with co-wise laugh. It's the exact same laugh. So you want to replace the Hakeem next laugh? I mean it's a use. I want to raise it to the rafters. Honor Hakeem nicks for all of his incredible contributions, but he's been replaced. Is he replaced by Jeremy or by the overlay? By the overlay. I think he overlaid.

That's the overlay. Yeah, that's it. They put it on the pole at Lebetard Show. Should we replace the Hakeem next laugh with the overlay of Jeremy and co-wise laugh?