Alex Jones Explains His Break With Donald Trump!

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>> Jones just now, after all these bad things Trump did, just now turning it's Trump. And then he said, "Foint has just, I tell you, there's no need in support of any election." My point was, is that I was still saying overall Democrats are worse, and now Trump's trying to end the world with Lindsey Graham, so I'm now at a point where, before I was like, "Well, it's better, I'm holding my nose, and opposing best of me does, that was not

me naively." You know, oh, yeah, we're going to stop Kennedy, we're going to give Violet Retention to glyphosate, and round up, Jimmy, I am screaming and yelling about every single bad thing Trump does. At the same time, I like him shutting down the border, I like him trying to stop world Russia,

but it's all negated with what he's doing now on our land. Hopefully now he says he's back, and obviously he says he knows his vizers are about your lunatics, but you could certainly get the lesser to evil thing here, but just understand I was not naive. >> My friend.

>> Oh, I mean, you know, I haven't seen a bigger electoral fraud in, since I've been covering politics in my life, then the Donald Trump presidential campaign, it was unbelievable, right? The whole thing was that he was the peace candidate, they were saying that for four-year straight. Everybody, you know, JD bands, Steven Miller, Telsi Gabbard, RFK, Trump himself, constantly,

constantly. You know, I could play videos from now until next week of Trump saying how stupid it is to do Middle East Wars, and we're not investing in our own country, and we're wasting

trillions of dollars on all this stuff, and we should bring our troops home, and I've never

seen anything like this. So, you know, what I wanted to say, what I started to say when a curtain I covered, you lamenting over Trump and the Iran War, was that I actually feel for you, you know, it's obvious

“that you are hoping, and that's what I was telling people, like, "Oh, I have hope.”

I don't have faith in Trump, but I have hope that what he campaigned on, he's going to do some of it." And he did do some, like it did close the border, which is kind of wild that you don't need to build a wall. Isn't that funny?

It's like you just flip a switch, and all of a sudden the border is closed, isn't that amazing? You never needed a wall.

So that's kind of amazing.

So I'll give him, from props for that, no doubt, but everything else seems to be not working out, and, you know, saying, "Well, here's why I'm going to be a problem, and I did see you had that provider in, but it was really funny that way he put it just in devastating to me, but I just want to say not exactly accurate. I wasn't naive about it, though.

Here's the old. He tried to do most of what he said the first term they blocked him, and he was piggy-headed and actually tried to do it. Now, like you said, on almost every issue, he is violently doing a 180, so I'm having to get the position now of, "Wow, if he continues on this path, he'll be worse than

Democrats soon. It is a violent way he promises, what do you think's behind this, and where do we go now?" Well, what I think behind this is he's completely controlled by Israel.

“That's what, and the stuff that he does that isn't controlled by Israel, that it's controlled”

by big agra and big pharma, right?

He just gave 35 billion dollars to the makers of Ozempic to give it to Americans, whereas RFK

campaign against it. He's going to get put glaze, giving us a shield, just like they gave to vaccines. He's trying to give us shield to the people of poisoning our food with glyphosate, our RFK ran against that 100%, so did he, actually. They both ran against it, and they're doing that, so why do I think he's doing it?

Those are the things he's just a Charlotton, he's an ultimate con man, I mean, his campaign was the ultimate con, Alex, you can't deny that, and not only with Mahad, the way he's given the finger to Mahad and poke this finger in their eye constantly, but where he was supposed to get rid of censorship in the air of free speech, and then he just brings in a whole new awokeness, but it's for DEI for Jewish students, it's kicking people out

of the country, it's new hate crimes on campus, protecting Jewish students, you can't criticize

“Israel or Zion, it's the craziest thing, so that's what I think it's doing now, you know”

this, right? So I mean, why do you think my question feels, what do you think the leverage is, because

Israel has on him?

“Well, let's be really cynical here, because I do work game, everything in my mind, and”

I was told by high-level people that Epstein is CIA, which would now know, running air fields, everything for DEI gates, basically on the Charlotton Commission for David Rockefeller his stand-in, so he was more powerful than I even knew.

I'm not always right, he was more powerful than I thought, and I was told Trump's not

going to go there because of national security, he is a society, is M.I.6, he is CIA, the highest-level spies, they're in all the groups, they're in all the fibIs, we now know who's connected to European intelligence, and so I was told it's going nowhere, this is going to be shut down. Well, it's a victory, we've forced so much out, it's devastating, so it's another populous victory

that Congress did that, and so I understood why it was happening, I didn't agree with it, but we're gaming this, he would either release it all, bring down the deep state, or try to hold it back and use it to blackmail them, because from all my research there was no criminal stuff with Trump in there, but he then joined the conspiracy and then got Monjino and Patel because they thought, oh, they'll believe them, they're popcasters to come out and

try to sell us the Trojan horse, and then you really want to get cynical, this is what it is. You keep your enemies closer, he brings in Kennedy, he brings in everybody to map out what we want to try to control the opposition, Democrats, you're just going to try to buy me

“them off, so that's what they do, and they haven't bought Kennedy off, was get Kennedy close,”

they can watch him, and then Trump gets all the data on the political structure, he didn't really understand what she admits, and then now he's using it with Ludnick's kid

and all of the other kids to then blackmail the system, and he's using it to become basically

the new deep state, and I think that's basically what's going on. So you want the dark side of it, I'll just say it's not a work game, that's actually I think what's happening, and so Trump is like, I want to have prosperity, fix the turn around, oh, you guys want to play dirty, I'll beat dirty or the new, and so he's become Darth Vader, and that's Jimmy, I don't think that's speculation now.

But I mean, if he's the one, so are you saying, are you saying that Trump is actually the one pulling the strings on people like Ludnick and the deep state and not the other way around, is that what you're saying? Yeah, before, let's say, Trump is a quick study, he's an expert on things he's cuttings. And when I'm saying this, you bring in Kennedy to put Big Farmer and Deep Trouble, and you

go in and you're going to reform, and those goes and finds all the corruption, and as soon as you give them the information, Trump is going to go away, he'll on, okay, we're in a sideline, you can be, and then now they all come and kiss his ass and make deals for him, suddenly his wealth is kids, wealth, all triple, and now everything's okay. So, Trump realized I'm not going to be these people long term.

So he's like, well, I'm not going to be able to, you, be the turnaround guys, work up and I thought, then you listen to some really evil advisors, they said, look, just come and take it over. So instead of getting rid of the global sea ruler, he's creating a new new ruler. I mean, he's obviously working with, if not the entire deep state, a faction of the deep

state. And it seems to me that there are factions of the deep state. There's like the CIA, and then the military intelligence, and they have their own kind of warring factions, but I don't, I would, it doesn't make sense to me that he's actually the one pulling the strings, and he's the one blackmailing them, what, you know, so, okay,

so him and his kids made money, but what is he using it for any policy that he wants to get in? His whole thing was no foreign wars, and he was going to bring American prosperity back. No, no, no, that point towards, that point towards Israeli blackmail, I'm simply saying on your question of why is he bringing it, he brings in Kennedy and all that to then get all

the dirt and put the deep state in a bad position, and then each time, as soon as there might be shut down, he shuts down the investigation, then they all run kissing his ass. Is he what's happening there? Okay, I see your point, so I'm not saying, I'm not saying, he succeeded in what he's attempting,

but I, but I, looking at this, I was concerned that would always be an option, but, but,

but separate from that, on the war, it's pure manipulation. I was worried when he had success in Venezuela so far that that would embolden him, and then it did. It had to be a thing, he's like, I'm invincible, I'm unstoppable, I've talked about these meetings.

“And so it's dangerous, and that's why we've got to slap it down, explain it, be as”

a lot of his advisors told him, don't go in, now he's pulling back as he sees, and that's good. He's, you know, the mechlamani is wearing off, but now we've got a bull in a China shop to deal with all the clichés that Democrats said we have before, they're, it's now here. So, do you think there's a possibility that Donald Trump is actually believing what people

tell him around him? Like, I remember when he lost that Supreme Court case over the immigration early on, nine to

in Trump's favor, nine to zero.

“So I, I think he believing the polls that they say, oh, no, everybody's behind you on”

the war is very popular. You're doing good. I, I think that he's, he's literally believing that kind of stuff and the people behind him. I think he's in an information bubble, and he doesn't know just how unpopular this.

So three, he's totally bubble wrapped, and he thinks he's manipulating the deep state that they're manipulating him. I was saying he's actually doing it, I'm trying, but let me lay this on you know, you covered it. So you know about it.

Ludnik has his two sons running, counterfist Cheryl, the same ones they made record bets on 9/11 of United American and in May, I like bandits, he buys up all of the insurance that the people were willing to sell, on the Trump tariffs that the tariffs got reversed, they would pay out on it.

It's $178 million, so they bought those at 30, 25 to 20, 30% of what they were worth.

They then get caught doing it, Ludnik writes the executive order that even Gorzic's told Trump and others, this is written wrong. You would have won this, the executive order is written wrong.

“Here's how you should write it the next time.”

Then Ludnik's out there saying, "Oh no, the insurance lever get paid, it's a conspiracy dairy. We're going to win this out of percent. Knowing it would fail the Supreme Court, and then he makes billions. That is an example of how Trump is being manipulated or maybe Trump's in on it.

I don't know." Well, it's obvious that Ludnik is a criminal, it's obvious that if you look into why he didn't show up at 9/11, he said it was because he had to take his kids to cool that day, but his kids' school actually started two days earlier, so it wasn't like

he had to take his kids for the first day.

Anyway, there's lots of speculation about him. He certainly did create a crisis, so they created a crisis with these tariffs, and then he sells the solution to those people. I got the solution you're going to lose, so I'll comment and buy these bad bets for you. I mean, it's 100% corrupt, but here's--now that the scales have fallen from your eyes

over Trump, what do you--where do we go from here? Is electoral politics dead because it seems dead to me. It's not that the scales fail. I knew the system really came after him, came after me, we're supporting him. There was some bad, but a lot of good.

Now the good is going away, and I just want to know, where the populist movement beyond left to ride, it's happening, it's the fourth turning, don't get to more lies and give up politically just because Trump finally got a brain warmer, whatever, and put pressure on Trump to get back on the straight narrow. Now he's like, "Oh, it looks like we're going to end the war right away, yeah, could

your advisors? Why do you?" So I'm just saying, I saw Trump as a lesser of two evils, and now, if he continues

“down this road, he becomes the enemy, number one, does that make sense?”

Oh, no, no doubt about it, I mean, he is like Kamala Harris and Joe Biden on steroids when it comes to foreign policy right now. That's for sure. I mean, Kamala Harris was too dumb to try to out-redric him and get to the left of him. She let Donald Trump get to his left campaign wise, and then she's in the middle of

funding a genocide, and she said she wouldn't do anything different. So it was obvious that they're at fault. They campaigned horribly, Donald Trump campaigned brilliantly in a sense, even though he didn't

mean any of it, and so he was not always the enemy, because it seems like he had this

in the plan all along. So yeah, so he's definitely the enemy, no doubt about it. He's doing things that nobody of, and I did you imagine he was going to start World War 3, because that's actually what this is, and what's going to happen right now, and I can't believe this isn't the headline in every newspaper and every newscasts, is that

they're going to crash the stock market, and that's going to crash our economy, because the Gulf States can't export oil right now, and so they're the one propping up our stock market through their investments and all our AI companies, hundreds and hundreds of billions and dollars, and as soon as that's gone, our stock market crashes, our economy crashes, our petrol dollar might be going away.

I really, this is way worse than anybody could have imagined, and their idea to Balkanize Iran, the way we did to Syria is a big mistake, it's bad for us, and I just can't understand how Donald Trump didn't know that this was going to happen, there's going to be no good that comes from this, and it's way worse than people think, and it's most likely going to crash our economy, most likely going to crash our stock market, if they don't stop

immediately, and it doesn't seem like he's going to stop, I mean, I was, I covered it yesterday on my show, and I hope he is serious about wanting to end the war, but I think he's going

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Thanks for your support. Look out, Trump is eager to declare victory, but a battered Iran still has cards to play. The US and Israel crippled Iranian forces in two weeks of war, but Iran's ability to disrupt oil flows and its uranium stockpile complicate the push to end it.

“That came up, that's from the Washington Post, I think today, or yesterday, what about”

blowing up every base we have in the Middle East? And they, right, they, they don't, yeah. So battered Iran still has cards to play. That's like the guy who just got his ass beat, who sits up and says you had enough, that's basically what they're telling.

So that's what I'm supposed to believe.

But here's what Max Blumenthal said about it.

Mainstream US media is proclaiming the political and strategic defeat of Trump by Iran. While claiming that the US has battered Iran's military despite Iran's 54th launch of true promise today and continued hammering of US new and US bases, the Washington Post declared today that two weeks of conflict have not achieved the broader aims of the war from regime change to the denuclearization.

“So that's what worse for Trump worse worse for Trump, he has found no means of opening”

the straight of our moves, deepening his own personal Suez crisis. His strategic folly has forced 32 nations compromising the international energy agency to release to their strategic oil reserves to stay by further ruin to the global economy. Trump has pivoted from attacking the British government to pleading for Starmer to send ships to open the street.

He's been pleading with a lot of other countries too, China. He wants a lot of countries to come help open the straight and they all told him no. We're going to get to that in our next segment.

He's also begging China for naval help, but China is extracting crucial benefits from

the war. In the United States repositioned third systems, those are the anti missile missile defense systems that they had in South Korea, well, they took them out. And so they're all out of them in Israel. So the US repositioned the third systems from South Korea to the Middle East and Iran has

announced that ships can transit the straight provided. They trade their oil in Chinese one, meaning no petro dollar, no petro dollar.

“So you can get China can get through oil, but you have to pay for it in your own currency.”

You can't pay for it in US dollars. Russia is also making games from the war Trump launched such as lifting of US oil sanctions. So you know, Trump lifted the oil sanctions on Russia. So they had over the over the Ukraine war, Trump had sanctions, meaning he told other

countries that want to do business with us. If you buy oil from Russia, we're going to tariff the hell out of you and sanction you. And so they weren't buying from Russia. But Trump is desperate to get Russia to open the Suez Canal because they have a relationship with Iran and he's begging them, could you please do something?

Well, look, we lifted the sanctions on your oil. Go ahead, make all the money you want. So Russia is making games from the war Trump launched such as lifting the US oil sanctions, allowing it to draw revenue, which it can invest back into the Ukraine war. Iran still has cards to play as Wapos way of saying that Iran holds all the important strategic cards.

Tehran currently has no reason to accept a unilaterally declared ceasefire, and can continue plugging away at US bases from Bahrain to Iraq, where the US just issued a full evacuation for all Americans.

We're finally leaving Iraq.

So what Max is saying here is that Wapos kind of admitting that Iran really is the one holding the cards there.

You know who wants to ceasefire the United States?

Why?

“Because we're getting our ass kicked by Iran.”

We're putting hurts on Iran for sure, but Iran is destroying us in every Gulf state, right? And the Gulf states are now going to turn on the United States because we're not defending them. Well, they're my dust Jimmy.

What about Israel? Iran's blowing the shit out of Israel. And our bases are indefensible. Iran just obliterated our bases. And now we're taking our aircraft carriers out of there and coming back home.

The U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, come and back to the United States. Oh, maybe the U.S.S. Israel should float back home. Right?

So in March 13 interview with Fox's Brian Kilmede, Trump sounded weary, slurring his

speech as he branded Iranian sick people with bad genetics. But those the president smears his inferior now appear to control the timing of his demise. He said bad genetics is that we have to see that. I have to see that. That's wild.

There's nobody tying no yellow ribbons around the old oak tree for Iran, are there? Because they're not even telling you how many people are hurt, they don't want to tell you nothing about it. They don't want to. So, so there it is.

“When you see this, what you need to know is they're really proclaiming the political”

and strategic defeat of Trump by Iran. But when you see that, that's what that means. Yeah. Okay, hope, hope everyone's happy. The whole world economy is screwed up because of this and the whole world now blames Trump.

Right. Of course. I think this is an accident. I think this was the plan all along was destroyed the rest of America. They've been, you know, managed to climb has been an effect for quite some time.

They want us on a central currency now that there's no more Petra dollar, right? It's a great time to roll that out. No. It sounds like they're tre-- I mean, he has an AI minister because they've all the corruption they go.

We should have an AI. You see that? So Iran can destroy the Gulf States, meeting Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain. They can destroy them how, well, they've already knocked out all the U.S.

A military basis, just like that, right? So those were-- I can't believe that the United States even put those in those countries because they're such sitting ducks and they got wiped out immediately. But even worse, what Iran could do is wipe out their oil fields like that and Iran could also wipe out their desalignization plan.

So all of the countries in the Gulf run on desalignization, so they don't have water. So they have to make water from the sea and they could very, very easily knock out their desalignization so they could knock out their power grid and they could knock out their desalignization and their oil fields. So once they do-- Iran could do that very easily and once they do-- they're not

they haven't done it yet, they haven't escalated to that point yet. But if we do that to Iran, if we already did hit one of their desalignization plans and Israel knocked out one of their oil manufacturing places, but that's been it so far. So if they keep escalating against Iran, Iran will do that to the Gulf States and then the Gulf States will be uninhabitable, meaning that--

That's an enduke. That's an enduke. Almost better than enduke because all those people will have to go somewhere. They're not going to be dead. They're going to be alive and they're going to have to go somewhere with no water and no

power. Yeah. And so Iran could do that very easily and Donald Trump-- now apparently maybe he know, I have a feeling that he's been lied to all the way through this thing. He's been lied to by Jared Kushner.

He's been lied to by Whitkopf and he's been lied to by Lindsey Graham and Benjamin Netanyahu. So they've all been telling him I believe they've been telling him false information about the war and now I think he's realizing my thick worst group.

“I think that's what he's finally realized now.”

I think I don't know who knows what Trump's thinking, but I think he's finally realizing

that. That's why he called Russia and beg them and we'll see what goes on. What? Remember we watched-- I think it was Whitkopf that would lie to him or he thought he won that Supreme Court.

No, no, that was Stephen Miller. So just like the perfect example is that I wish I had that clip to show you right now. But the perfect example of how Trump has kept in the dark about stuff. But they were having the Supreme Court case over when they first started the deportations of the gang, what they call were gay, and they deported them to El Salvador.

Well, there was a Supreme Court case ruling on that that the Trump administration lost.

So on camera at a meeting in the Oval Office, Trump turns to Stephen Miller and says we won

that case, right? He goes, yeah, you won that nine to nothing. It's on camera. But right to his face, it's on camera that lying the exact opposite was true that the Trump administration had lost.

“So I think it's very possible that Trump was lied to by Jared Kushner and Benjamin Netanyahu”

Whitkopf probably his head of the CIA who's also Mossad or in the tank for Israel. So I think he was lied to by everybody, and he froze out, told Seagabberd in JDVans. So they've been frozen out to people who are going to give a counter narrative to let's go into the Iran War, and he's just listening to the people who are lying to him. I really do think that's that happened.

I really do think that happened. It's astonishing that he could have been, there's really problem with that is we just played the story where he talks about what disaster going Middle East was. Yeah, so he knew.

Yeah, smaller country that we didn't win against, right?

Yeah. So there's there's I'm saying there's a good chance he was lied to. I'm not without a doubt he's being lied to. I mean, I think that's a given. Yeah.

Yeah. So there you go, mainstream US media proclaiming the political and strategic defeat of Trump by Iran. Does Iran can't, they can't do, like I was like, why they just blow, they can't cause that Samson option.

So Iran has to very carefully. That's right.

“So this is like, so this is cart, this is like Iran's Samson option.”

They're like, okay, okay, if we feel like we are under an existential threat, if you're going to bomb our oil fields, and if you're going to bomb our decalinization plans, which would really wreck their whole, it would really be an existential threat to Iran. If they think that's happening, they will go and do their Samson option, meaning, okay, I know you're going to kill us, but you're already, what we are going to definitely

make sure that the Gulf states are over. And so that's there. To attack the other ones and not Israel itself, see, that's all to not trigger the nuclear time bomb of Israel if they think they're losing. BB, I mean, let's hope those deepfakes work for BBs, non-percentable condition or else

they might do that Samson option. So I think that Iran has, this is their Samson option that they can pull at any time and they could wipe out the Gulf states and make them uninhabitable because they wouldn't have any water, they wouldn't have any power. And so all those people would be in a humanitarian crisis immediately and they have to get

the hell out of those countries. Yeah, and retain would be okay in Dubai, but the rest of the people, because he's a fighter or he's a fighter. He's a survivor.

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Yeah, this is about ISIS. I mean, how do you get into the mindset of this? How do you stop there? There's sick people and a lot of them will let in here. They shouldn't have been letting others to just bad.

They go bad. Getting wrong is something wrong there. So genetics are not exactly – well, they're not exactly your genetic. It's one of those problems, but it's a terrible thing. It happens.

It happens and it happens too often.

So bringing up to today, what is ISIS, first of all, ISIS isn't with Iran, ISIS is –

Right? ISIS is with Israel. And also Trump just had ISIS over to shake the guys hands that he has enough background. At the White House.

He's just had Johnny ISIS over in his house. So he's saying – he's saying a plysage canasi twice as much as any of the Arabs. And he's – and he's saying there, Kurt, correct me if I'm wrong, that the Arabs have bad genetics. Was that what he's saying?

Well, it sounded like he said not as good as yours. Yeah, not as good as yours. Yeah, not as good as yours. Kill me to the old people, but the dumbest guy on the Fox Breakfast Club thing. Let's see if there's any more of this.

There's a lot of Iranians over 700, over 1,700 came to our border over the four years of President Biden over 700. Oh, so that's it. So there it is. What's that, Kurt?

Well, Jimmy. What? This is like the Sydney Sweeney Levi's commercial. Yeah. For sure.

It's like my eyes are blue. It hit my head some good ideas. And there he is saying, like, yeah, well, they're inferior to us genetically. That's what he's saying. Wow.

That's... That's some pretty every duty put the hood on time stuff, right?

Well, it's weird 'cause you're really cool with the guy from ISIS.

“So in the sense you guys are cool, is he going to be hurt by these comments?”

Yeah, as they said, he's no Brian Killmead. So the Abraham Lincoln, this is from U.S. Central Command. The Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group continues to support Operation Epic Fury and project power from the sea. Wow.

Okay. That's what it says. You're really projecting the power.

Look, look at the power we're projecting.

Power. Oh, you mean power on your own citizens?

“'Cause nobody's fooled anywhere else or the word losing.”

Um, don't get this. This is from the Islander world. The IRGC has officially announced that the USS Abraham Lincoln on March 12th, nuclear powered, 100,000 tons. The ship's income posted selfies with to prove it was untouchable.

Was struck by Iranian missiles and drones in the sea of Oman rendered non-operational and

it's now withdrawing toward the United States.

Now the United States is denying this that it was hit. Unclear of true. So this is unclear of true if they did hit the ship. At this point, though confirmed by Iranian state broadcaster, IRIB, by El Maya Dean, and by Iran's own ambassador to Russia.

So they're saying that they hit the U.S. Lincoln, USS Lincoln. Meanwhile the IRGC spokesman says Washington's mild brain injuries, classification is how they disguise their dead. The same trick they ran after the Soleimani retaliation in January 2020, when concussions eventually became 110 confirmed TBI's.

Sendcomg, all sentcomg called the Lincoln claim a lie. That's also exactly what they said on March 1st and March 7th and March 13th. Three denials, one ship that's no longer in the region will watch how it develops for more clarification. It's like two girls won cup, three dials, one ship.

So the United States is saying that they did not hit the USS Abraham Lincoln, the Big Aircraft Carrier, but they aren't taken it out. Iran says they hit it. And here is, what do they call it, mild brain damages or brain injury is the way they fake that fake, fake way, yeah.

So it's like a real Lincoln in a way he had a brain injury. So let's, so this guy's speaking, he's going to speak in English, he says last night the U.S. Aircraft Carrier Abraham Lincoln was targeted by the IRGC Navy and has been rendered inoperable now heading back to its point of origin and enemy that announces its soldier's deaths as mild traumatic brain injuries would naturally also dismiss the chaos aboard the

Gerald Ford, the firearm also he saying that there was, so there's another aircraft carrier called the USS Gerald Ford and he's saying that there was a firearm board it. They would naturally dismiss the chaos aboard the Gerald Ford, the fire on board and casual casualties from friendly fire. And now with the same excuse labels the destruction of its tanker as a technical malfunction.

Your technical malfunction, mild brain injuries and friendly fire incidents have been piling up, wherever you are in this region, especially in your residential areas and industrial zones and underground shelters, you will be buried under fire and rumble, rub rumble, rubble and victory comes only from God the Almighty. So they're standing by that they hit it. They're saying they hit it. Here it is defense security Asia satellite images show

the USS carrier strike group pull back from Iran after a gunboat incident signaling major naval posture shift across the Red Sea, Oman battle space. So they definitely are pulling out. Didn't curl the Gregor tells the long time ago we don't have a navy that's ready to go

“on any level. Like I remember this a while ago, how much our navy is not up to whatever”

they're doing with them right now? Well, obviously they're not. I think what this, well,

is over. Great. Well, now worried about Taiwan or as I call it, China's real. Yes. So Turgay

“everyone tweets out from Reuters, the era of aircraft carriers is coming to an end. USS Abraham”

Lincoln is limping out of the Persian Gulf. Reuters also says with its military ingenuity, Iran has proven that aircraft carriers are no longer impregnable fortresses, but merely

large and expensive targets. CNN says a national trauma, how could a 13 billion dollar

asset be rendered ineffective within minutes? CNN also says the return of the USS Abraham Lincoln to the United States is this is in this condition is the biggest blow to the reputation of the American military since the Vietnam war. What about all our other losses since the Vietnam war? You haven't won since then. What is everyone talking about? The legend is dead says buttonick. Abraham Lincoln arrived to threaten, but in returning as a floating pile of scrap.

Oh, no. AFP, this is from France, panic in the Pentagon with the withdrawal of the USS

Abraham Lincoln, the balance of power in West Asia has definitely shifted in Iran's favor. Wow.

You watch out for nukes from Israel, I would say. US allies are horrified, even if America's largest warship cannot protect itself against Iran, no one can rely on American protections anymore. Jimmy, I don't understand if we know about hypersonic missiles and we had Scott Ritter tells about him and coming. All these people tells about how is it that the operational odds of the military

“would not know about them and plan for that? I just don't understand. I don't. I think they got”

these with drones. I don't even think they use those missiles. Yeah, they even break those out.

They got those wooden drones. Yeah. Yeah. The telegraph says the defeat will go down in history as the

moment western naval dominance collapsed. Wow. I think I speak for the majority of humanity when I say that this is a no way an excuse for you to go nuclear. Here is the US, now this is our good friend George Galaway is what he has to say about it. Davies are obsolete. That much I am prepared to say. The aircraft carriers of the United States, one of them is limping on its way back to the United States after a suspicious fire in the laundry room. Although again, if you believe that,

I've got a bridge in London, etc. The Abraham Lincoln has left the theatre. So, so I guess the official story from the US as that the reason why the Lincoln is leaving is that there was a fire

“in their laundry room? Why? Really? Those are very big aircraft carriers. You know what I mean?”

Like one laundry room fire, you would put out and it wouldn't really affect the entire aircraft. They're really like a mildew. Yeah. So it sounds like they got hit. It sounds like Iran is telling the truth that they hit the USS Abraham Lincoln. The other two aircraft carriers are not within 700 kilometers of the theatre. In fact, no American warship is within 700 kilometers of the theatre of operations, which is distinctly strange if Iran's missiles and launchers and drones are

all completely destroyed and demolished. Just like their nuclear stockpile was destroyed and demolished in operation Hammer last year, Trump threatening to sue people who claimed that it hadn't all been destroyed, but they still claim now that they are determined to destroy it. You see where I'm going with this. This is a war based on a pack of lies and it's going catastrophically badly. And as such, it is bringing about in a truncated rapidly, massively truncated form,

okay. Thank you George Galway. So that's it. The Navy is a relic of the past and this is going to be a catastrophic loss. Why wouldn't we think we would have won this? I still don't get that. How do you lose every time we just think we're due for a win? We don't win these. How could anybody in the military have thought we were going to win this?

getting better information than then generals. That can't be. I mean, I don't know what

again, the Trump administration can't even say what a win looks like. They can't even tell you what the what the end game is for this. They can't tell you anything. When Iran stops selling fentanyl to our kids. This is, and so did they not know that the straighted form moves would be completely closed off immediately? Yes, they did. Did they not know that their bases are sitting targets for Iran and that they would destroy them? Of course, they had to know all of this.

Yeah, well, all this tells me is I get ready for a bunch of false flags just to tell you. I say such attacks are because he's embarrassing and what are you going to distract? We do do this

or anything to distract from Epstein. So what do you think they're going to do to distract you? Maybe it's

“wild a fly or the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she's wild the fly. That's what this is.”

This is not, not looking good for the United States, not looking good. And you know what? Of course, I don't want the US soldiers or anybody to get hurt or any, but I would like to see the United States get the F out of the Middle East. I would like to see that and leave Israel to fend for itself and it might have to be a good neighbor for once. Instead of a crazy, maniac sight, genocidal, murderous terrorist organization. Warming of grepists are me of grepists,

which is what Israel is. It's what they are. And you know, I know a lot of people, I know a lot of Jews, a lot of Israelis. They don't, they don't cotton to any of this stuff. You've got to be crazy if you're still there. I mean, they're making people stay on. Yeah, they're they are. Yeah. Yeah. Megan Kelly is talking to Lindsey Graham about the Iran war. Let's listen. I want to solid defeat if it can be achieved, but I'm also going to be honest.

And it's not, it's not going universally well over there. We're getting propaganda from the administration. And then we're getting just the naysayers who report nothing but bad news for the United States, which isn't true either. I mean, it's quite a feat to have sunk their entire navy, which we appear to have done. It's, you know, they're, don't underestimate the power of the US military, but the bloodlust by the administration spokespeople. And this guy chief among them is

very disconcerting. It's very off-putting. He then, okay, went on to issue a warning to, um, Spain. Okay. What are we now doing to Spain? Now, to mention the entire Arab world. Our friends in Spain, men you have lost your way. I don't want to do business with you anymore. I want our eye bases, our air bases out of Spain into a country that will let us use them.

“To our Arab friends, I've tried to help me construct a new mid-East. You need to up your game here.”

I can't go to South Carolina and say we're fighting and you won't publicly fight. What you're doing behind the scenes, that has to stop. The double dealing of the Arab world when it comes to this stuff needs to end. Hi. No one elected you as our commander and chief. Shut the fuck up. Get off the national scene. You disgrace yourself and endangered our troops long enough. Wow. Shut the F up. She's just let it fly. I like when pretty news ladies swear.

That was fun. And she certainly is a swearing pretty news lady. She goes out of you take the right amount of those empathics while I like you mean.

I don't think she's taken those empathics. Really? I mean, this is the first time she hasn't

looked like a... That's why I'm saying she's like, "Because once you lose that o'smpic weight, it doesn't come back. You lose muscle and stuff." And so her face looks fine. It doesn't look like she's lost any time. So I'm just saying we're just good for him. So I want it. But here is a U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham. Want to hear some more crazy stuff from Lindsey Graham? All the anti-Semnites to all the isolationists.

I don't forget it. I'm not with you. I'm with Israel. I will be with Israel to our dying day. They're the best ally we could owe for. So we have a Commander-in-Chief and President Trump.

“Who I think is Ronald Reagan's plus plus plus.”

What I'm going to be with Israel to my dying. What? How about what he says? We stand for you. We stand for you. Who you? Who you? Oh, I can hear it, God dammit. Here's some more Lindsey Graham. And we're going to win. Israel in the United States, you just wait to see what's comes in the next two weeks.

This regime is in a death row now. It is going to be on its knees. It's going to fall.

“And when it falls, we're going to blow them. That's what it sounds like.”

We're on our knees. It went in a fall. We're going to blow the hell out of them. That came out wrong. I'm sorry. That's just my lady bugs. Sorry. No other time we're going to have prosperity unlike anyone could ever imagine peace brings prosperity. You can't do it by talking the Democrats, criticize this operation. They did do a damn thing. These men and women in the military should make us all proud. So, and we're going to win.

Israel in the United States, you just wait to see what's comes in the next two weeks.

So, the next two weeks, meaning what? We're going to blow that hell out of these people.

This regime is in a death row now. So, he says it. We're going to blow the hell out of this. knees. I don't think he's going to fall. And when it falls, we're going to have peace like another time we're going to have prosperity unlike anyone could ever imagine peace brings prosperity. You can't do it by talking the Democrats, criticize this operation. They did do a damn thing. These men and women in the military should make us all proud.

So, peace brings prosperity, which is why we started World War III. And we don't have it. Yeah. And look, you can't get peace by talking. I talking. You got to push him down.

“You got to get him. You got him in the hard job. A good hard blow is the only thing these people understand.”

They got minerals, Jimmy. They got minerals. Here's, uh, Megan McCain tweets this out.

And she says, "I've known Lindsey Graham since I was a child. I'm imploring anyone who will listen in the Trump administration to stop sending this man out as a surrogate. He is scaring people and doing damage to whatever message you're trying to sell to the American public about the Iran war." I mean, when you listen to Lindsey Graham talk, you imagine, like, so this is, it's like, uh, he sounds like a general, uh, the day before Hitler killed himself, right? Like,

like, like a Nazi general, you know, where got work kicked? Don't worry, Hitler. We're doing we got, he just, he sounds that crazy. It's like, we're all dudes in a bunker together and I'm keeping our spirits up. Like he's George C. Scott in the, in the film, um, uh, what's that film with the end of your hat? Yeah, yeah, I'm like, because I'll be patting your balls while I give you a good blow. Um, Graham, up or shut up. Not up or shut up. Max would also say,

as Graham honestly articulates the statistic borderline genocidal violence, which defines the war on Iran. We already know, we already knew that you were a devoid of humanity, but it's still

“revealing to see that your only objection to the war is its crude salesmanship. That's what,”

yeah, she's right about making me gain her dad's a piece of garbage. It's all was all up in on this. And um, it is like, that's what she's complaining about. That is what she's complaining about, that it's being sold poorly. That is, that's what she's complaining about. Think about the midterm. Won't someone think of the midterms? Please, please, the midterms. Candace, the midterms. Candace. Candace. You'll throw away the midterms just because your leaders eat kids. Uh, the chanting.

Stop with the chanting and think about the midterms. The chanting. Um, okay. Hey, if you want to hear my jokes about this come see me in San Antonio, Albuquerque, Houston, Dallas, Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, then May 7th. I'll be in Burbank, California. And then Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Spokane, Tacoma, go to jimmydoor.com for a link for all those tickets. See you there. Hey, we'll be in San Antonio, Albuquerque, Houston, Dallas, Salt Lake City,

Las Vegas, Burbank, California. That's on May 7th. That's a Saturday. Then we'll be in Tulsa, in Oklahoma City, Spokane, Tacoma, go to jimmydoor.com for a link for all those tickets. See you there. Hey, hello, who's this? That's like it's Gashmeteau. Ah, it's FBI director Patel, so good to hear from you. What are you up to? Ah, you know me, did drop in bombs on Iran and sub in the bombs on only fans.

I see. Seriously, we're doing a lot of shit. Yeah, I can't believe we did, dude. So I can't

you have mankind, destabilize the entire planet. Well, you know what? We were the type of dudes, when we hear that shit, it's like, well, then we're definitely doing it. You can't scare us. Jump into the fire. You know what I'm saying? Carpeigh deem, yellow, because we are those fuckers. Is that a very good foreign policy, though? Dude, it's the only foreign policy. It's the only policy period. Just fucking do it. Don't look, just jump. Okay, just making sure that was the case.

How does the FBI fit into all of this? That's a good question, Jimmy, and glad you asked. Currently, the FBI is coordinating with Homeland Security and the rest of the Justice Department to create a security matrix domestically and close coordination with overseas combat operations, streamlining across departmental model of communication and information sharing to assist an augment shared objective. God, I love talking like this. It's also in charge and official.

“Jimmy, the cat. Wait, say it again? Jimmy, do you do the catamine? Are you into the cat?”

No, no, I do not. I am not. Can you maybe be a little clearer about what you just said,

speaking, Laman's terms? Basically, we're just spying on people who are Muslim or look possible.

Okay, I see. So, like we dribbled memo and sent it to the White House about possible domestic threats caused by our invasion, and that White House closed leaked it, but really we wanted to prime the public for all the highly unconstitutional shit we're about to be doing. Oh, do go on, please. Oh, yeah, dude. So, we warned that Iran would be doing domestic terror,

would awake in long dormant sleeper cells, the sleep sense who knows how long? Yeah, attempt assassination, target the Jewish community, uh, as like I said, assassination,

“stabbing, vehicle ramming, etc. And what intelligence is this based on?”

My personal intelligence, which is a lot of just knowing what kind of shit I ran, would probably do, like if I were Iran, which am not by the way, I'm cash. Have you detected any of this activity online yet? I mean, chatter as they would call it back in the 2000s? Not yet, not really, but we have multiple agents posting his Iranian sleeper agents online, trying to radicalize young Muslim men and urge them towards domestic terrorist activity.

I bet. Historically, these efforts usually yield some sort of success. Usually getting a teenager to buy a suspicious shit at Home Depot, at which point we sweep a swoop in and say, see, we stopped terror attack on US soil bitches. Yes, of course, of course, I'm familiar with

the way you guys roll. Yeah, and the pasties are basically just like justify your existence type

operations on the part of large intelligence gathering organizations in the US anti-terrorism apparatus, general. Like, see, we can see this why you need us, because of this situation that we created ourselves on purpose. It's beautiful. Oh, fucking exquisite dude, are you kidding me? I can wait to be a part of one of these honey trap operations, but now we're going to be doing a ton of this shit to justify the war. You can count on that shit, bros of going to be the return

of they hate our freedoms in a big way, dude. We're bringing to early 2000s back like alien ant farm.

“Yeah, I remember that well. And when it comes to threats to the Jewish community,”

we don't have to do shit. Our Zionist allies have that shit on lock all by themselves. We can count on them to continue to mildly vandalize their own homes and businesses. Vandalize their own property. Oh, come on, dude. Yeah, I mean, okay. Yeah, these vicious anti-Semites through swastik is all over our place in chalk or soap or some other shit that washes right off. Yeah, I'm so

sure, dude. And the damage is never like a sender block through a plate glass window. It's small

chips or cracks that are easily repaired. Like, okay, clearly homos showed up last night, armed only with the glassy pebble found at the bottom of the fish tank, right, dude. Okay. Anyway, so we got our shit on lock domestically, overseas. We are totally dominating Iran right now. The chief, the chief, each one of our objectives, like a laundry list. What are your objectives exactly? That's classified. Yeah, I got to go. Yeah, getting word right

now that Randy and them have been chatting online with a 16 year old Muslim kid in Akron, Ohio. Seems mad about the killing of those hundreds of schoolgirls. Some glasses fill keeps passing the Muslim sounding shit to type that he googled. I'm going to head over there and see if we can't turn this little fucker full wrist. Later, skater, don't be a fucking hater.

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