Not Even Pete Hegseth Buying Trump's Iran War Lies!

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So it turns out, you know, how we bomb the United States on the first day of the war.

The illegal event war of aggression by the United States and Israel on a sovereign country that wasn't attacking anybody. It's a terror attack. So what we did was a terror attack, what the biggest terror attack you could think of. We did on Iran and we bombed a children's school, girls school, full of girls from 7 to 12

years old. We killed around 180 people in there, 100 and at least 106 of them were girls. Oh, Israel could have used those girls in a trafficking thing. So the reporter asked Donald Trump to the US bomb an elementary school and kill 175 people. Here's what he says.

Did the United States bomb a girl's elementary school and southern Iran on the first day of the war in 170 people? The only site after we just saw Gaza completely flattened, not a building left. Stanley, they bombed every hospital in Gaza. Bombed every hospital, they're killing Christians in the West Bank.

What's that, Kurt? Just Iran kills their own school girls. Yeah. But that's, I wonder who else does false flags that I've ever heard of now.

“Let me think if I, it's hard to piece together, but I think it'll come to the enemy.”

So anyway, that's just a funny thing they say, they like to say that. The only one that targets civilians is Iran. What are you talking about? Are you still investigating, even though you know that?

We killed, right, even though you know that, we killed a million people in Iraq.

That was all just whoopsies. They were all whoopsies. Oh, yeah. Look at all the people. They just slaughtered.

Their bombing refugee camps. People in tents Israel was using our money and our weapons to bomb them. People in tents legit refugee tents because you already flattened their homes and apartment buildings. They had to go to refugee camps and be in tents and then you bomb them in their tents.

By the way, all these assholes will admit that Israel will do absolutely anything. It thinks it has to to survive, meaning take everybody's shit.

“So now that you've admitted that, why wouldn't they do that?”

Why wouldn't they traffic your kids more ons? Trump doesn't even go to town. He lived in. I think it was that by Iran. Well, he decided that we think it was hit by Iran.

Right, that they blew up their own girl's school. That you orange at it. A guy. Lutnik had a swinging thing and then it told me to get sleepy and that it was the wrong did it.

Very inaccurate. You know, with their conditions. So Iran is very inaccurate with their musicians. That's why they hit their own school. That's why.

And also all of our bases. They hit one of their own schools. One of their own schools. And every US base in the area. And they nailed us.

But what in drones, yeah, it's because they hit, well, they also hit BB's house. That's how inaccurate they are. They hit BB's house and that, uh, so he was, yeah. And they missed him. So it must be an accurate.

No. I like how he says only one side targets to billions. It's about 11 or 11, sir. Well, it's not commonly known that, uh, that he's got a brain condition headset where he mixes up all the places that start with the letter I.

Mm. Yeah, that's true. I think it's a rat instead of Israel. Yeah. I can cure that diagnosed.

Yeah. No accuracy whatsoever was done by Iran.

“So that's what Trump tried to tell us that it was done by Iran blew up their own school.”

Hey, new video footage shows a US Tomahawk missile hitting an IRGC facility in Menabiran. That's where that school was.

Showing for the first time that the United States struck the area.

The footage also shows smoke already rising from the vicinity of the Girl School where 175 people who reportedly killed. So there, there it is. Did you see it? Did you see the rocket?

Boom. That's a Tomahawk missile. Oh, they're so inaccurate around Iran's inaccurate.

Exclusive US investigation points to likely US responsibility in the--

In the-- In the Iran school strike. Okay. So that means definitely US if Reuters says-- Reuters is allowed to say that that definitely--

But people that are going to be for this moron thing are going to go, well, you know, it was improving. I need jury evidence to believe America could kill some kids. Just yet, well, Glenn Greenwald says, just yesterday, Trump claimed to Americans that he believed it was Iran that blew up their own elementary school full of young girls.

He claimed that not even the supreme sick of fat, Pete Heggseth was willing to embrace Trump urged him to do so. Let's-- I want to show you that again. Let me show you this again.

Pete Heggseth. This is cut off. This is cut off.

“Mr. President, did the United States bomb girls elementary school?”

It's on the wrong.

The first day of the war.

I don't have to tell you. Mr. President, what I've seen that was done by Iran. Mr. Heggseth. Mr. Heggseth. Mr. Ron, did not deserve to be investigated.

He said, well, we're certainly investigating. So even he wouldn't back up Trump is what Glenn Greenwald says. Even Pete Heggseth, well, we're certainly investigating. I'm not going to say that stupid shit because that's stupid. We just want another hearing like the Venezuelan thing where they murdered those fishermen.

Yeah, yeah. In the back, the other guy was nodding his Trump said the right thing. Oh, really? Let's get only people to go back to him. That guy's more important than both Trump and Heggseth.

I wonder who he is. I wonder who he is. That was done by Iran. Watch. Good boy. Good boy.

Good boy scout. Good boy scout. Yes, so that's what he's talking about. He said, so when Trump says that it was Iran would build up their own girl school, even Pete Heggseth wouldn't back him up.

And he's already been in trouble. So here is Mike Walts, career law and vehicle for Israel. So he is a congressman who I think he's on like the art. Could you look up what committee he's on?

“I think he might be on the important, maybe a foreign relations committee or the”

armed services committee. So Mike Walts, that's the sky of Mike Walts. And he's here. He's going to do. This is what Israel does when they were bomb a hospital or a school or a church or anywhere

or a UN refugee center or a refugee camp. They would say that oh, well, Hamas has their weapons hidden there. Remember that? All those lies they said about them having weapons in the hospital. It's okay to kill a civilian if there's weapons being hidden behind them.

Here we go. For the 170 people, including many children, were killed in a strike on a school in southern Iran last weekend on Saturday, President Trump said he thinks Iran was behind the bombing. But NBC News and others are reporting that the military's preliminary finding is that it's increasingly likely that a U.S. munition was responsible.

Was Iran or the United States responsible and will the U.S. provide evidence to the American people? Well, here's a couple of things here. One, let's let the investigation play out. Number two, again, is a veteran and special operator.

We never deliberately attacks civilians.

Yeah. If civilians were injured, it's always by accident. Contrast that. I mean, this is really rich coming from the Iranians. Who they and their proxies hide caches of weapons and military apparatus and hospitals and

schools. We know they do that all over the world. Boy, just imagine the balls of people to put weapons in their own country before you attack them. Isn't that something?

Yeah. Oh, you forced us. Well, remember, golden my year, we can forgive them for forcing us to kill them. We can never forgive them for forcing us to kill their children. Yes.

Oh, you made us do it. So by the way, Mike Waltz used to be, uh, he was Trump's national security advisor. I'm pretty sure he was the one who got caught using a special app to communicate with people in Israel. So he was, it was obvious that he was an op working for Israel inside Trump's campaign,

a cook, cabinet. So that's the guy. So he fired him and he pointed them to be the UN ambassador. So he didn't really get rid of them because he can't because he works for Israel and Israel runs Donald Trump.

Right. He was Trump is participating. So that's who that is. I would tell a message. He was using a signal chat link.

Uh, yeah.

“So that's what you don't think anybody telling you to forget about Epstein is your mortal”

enemy. Then you are the dumbest cow that ever lived. That's all I could say. Anybody think you could move on from the Epstein thing and get into this is an enemy that hates you.

So if, if, you know, the, these people having a problem with anybody having weapons in their own country while you are invading it, it isn't winning the public support.

in the hospital who had nothing to do with it.

“But we are dealing with sociopathic mental children and, and that's, that's who this”

guy is. So these are, so these are, yeah, the same people who push wokeness for the last 12 years are now coming in really with no wokeness whatsoever. It's very strange. And they don't understand that they may be shot themselves in the foot, pushing that

one slop and coming in with new voice lop.

So here's what, so this whole idea that, well, it was okay that we blew up their school

because their school, there were weapons. They were storing weapons near this school. So in terrain, Tehran is becoming like Gaza or Beirut, security forces like Bessiege and the revolutionary guards are hiding in hospitals, mosques, burial sites and schools like conducting a war routine. Also, the school was out of military base by design, Iranian

Mullahs use innocent children as shields so they can conduct terrorists. So the same thing they said when they were slaughtering and targeting children in Gaza, which we know for a fact that they did, they're saying now in Iran. Why is the procedure in America? They trafficked in, uh, gripped children and the procedure in the 90s.

So I shut up.

“Why does nobody question why Iran had a school next to a military base?”

The answer. Shea Islam martyrs human shields, uh, it's intentional. Well, I guess one. We're using voice shields. Yes, what?

There are over 160 public schools located on US military installations, providing K through 12 education for military connected children. These schools are often operated by local education agencies or the Department of Defense Education Activity, a hundred and sixty public schools are located on US military bases. Human shields, I would call them.

So, so you would so, so they, so then Iran can blow up those kids and say, oh, no, no, no, we were. Hey, does the idol ever eat their kids? I don't think that happens though, right? So that's, excuse me, that whole idea of they're using human shields.

What is that? That's human shieldy, right? All right, here's spoken like a complete social path, Higgs at this. Here he is, uh, maybe see, can you give us an update on what the administration knows

“what you know now about the reported strike on a girl's school in Southern Iran on Saturday?”

Um, all I know, all I can say is that we're investigating that, um, we, of course, never

target civilian targets, but never were taken to look and investigating that. Yeah, we did. Never. Uh, well, his here's a real iron dome isn't you me? It, it really is, uh, part of the strategy of this Jihadist movement is to base its

infrastructure and terror. Let's say missiles, long-range missiles, and civilian surroundings. This is, uh, Israel president, Isaac Herzegz, this is what he told CNN, when asked about the strike on a girl's elementary school in Southern Iran, that killed 165 people. Most of them girls ate seven to 12.

So geo-confirmed and OSINT group that verifies footage through geo-location says the destroyed school in Meenab was located near an IRGC naval base that was also struck in the same wave of earthquakes. The group says there's no evidence that the explosion was caused by a failed Iranian missile launch and that the more plausible explanation based on available evidence is that the

school was hit during the broader strikes on the area. So right, so here, let's hear it, let's hear it. Let's not get at least 148 people were apparently killed in the strike on a girl's school in Iran, that's according to local officials CNN has not independently verified those numbers.

Do you know what happened there? No, we don't know, and we are trying to go very fight and we don't have any facts of that effect. And we don't shy away from checking anything, but we also have to understand that part of the strategy of this Jihadist movement is to base its infrastructure of terror, let's

say missiles, long-range missiles, and civilian surroundings, so I don't know. And believe me, I care for every citizen or lost his or her life, but what we have to do right now is offer a better future for millions and millions of Iranians and hundreds of millions of people. Yeah, because they really care about the Iranian people.

So we say is that it's their fault for putting military missiles around this school. Well, guess what? Israel's Mossad has their headquarters in a residential neighborhood in Tel Aviv. So the exact thing that they're accusing Iran of doing, we know for a fact that Israel does.

Plus Israel has no problem killing civilian Jews to achieve their aims at any time that they want way more than Iran. So when they say that Iran is using human shields, they're telling on themselves, because Israel is the one who does that. Here, let's listen to this.

The US in Tel Aviv that among the targets were Israeli airfields, but also, and this is crucial,

Tel Aviv.

It's in the northern part of Tel Aviv, but it's.

“So that's like having the Mossad headquarters in Manhattan, right?”

That's like having the, so you're doing the human shield thing. Okay. Just to let you know, that's even the CNN guys like, well, they go in the, in the city. It's in a densely populated area. There's a population area.

Of course, the concern is if you're firing, even though Iran might consider that a military target, it is in a, they might consider that a military target. Okay. Densely populated city with civilians around it. So that makes Iran bad, but here's Israel, legit has a military base.

They put under a hospital.

So Israel has reportedly established a new underground military command center beneath

a hospital in Tel Aviv. According to open source reports, this fortified facility includes a network of tunnels that link it to Israeli military bases, allowing operations to continue during missile strikes or aerial bombardment. You want to see it here it is.

There you go. There you go. Underneath the hospital in Tel Aviv. So every time they do this, they're telling on themselves or the ball room in the White House, Jimmy, every accusation that Israel makes about Iran is a confession.

Can I pitch a show to you? It's called SWATSEAN. It's about Israeli SWAT and it starts with a harrowing hostage situation and the hero's from SWATSEAN burst in and kill all the hostages and the, and the, and the, and the, and the people hold them because they were using him and children.

Here's Bolton talking about targeting civilians are about now they're targeting hotels, other areas that are not military targets. I mean, what does that say to you about what Iran is doing right now Iran did target some hotels.

And I'm going to tell you why they did that in a second, she'll never tell you why and he'll

never tell you why. I will tell you in right after he answers. He now is the president is demanding unconditional surrender. Well, they're, they're targeting civilians, which is completely contrary to whatever law of where there is that, that violates it.

That's not something obviously we do or that Israel's doing.

“And I think again, this is evidence of the kind of regime we're dealing with.”

This is not a regime that you can find some nice ayatola who has a bigger smile than the ayatola harmony now deceased and we can deal with him. This is why regime change has to be the outcome here. I, I say, leave the poor man alone. Jepeto just wants a real little boy.

That's all he wanted to be. That's such a crime. So the reason why they were targeting the hotels was because the United States military got their, all their soldiers out of the bases and put them in hotels because they knew this was coming and they knew they couldn't defend their military bases in the Gulf Coast.

So they put them in hotels. It in the lead up to the operation, which is been in the works for weeks, US planners correctly understood that our bases in the region are indefensible. They decided to evacuate them, but there are tens of thousands of American service members in the Middle East.

What do you do? What do you do with them? Well, for those wondering why Iran is striking hotels in the Gulf, the US moved this soldiers from the Gulf bases into nearby hotels and are using the Gulf civilian population as human shields Iran is more moral than our own pentagon.

“I want to state that very clearly that I believe it 100% Iran, the nation of Iran because”

there only been using their paper planes. If I was Iran, I would have shot all my stuff right in the hurry on top of American and Israel immediately. So I'm on their hotels. I like what he says here is that in other words, Christian US troops have been sent

to the Middle East to die for Israel, and now Muslim Gulf Arabs are now being made to die for Israel. That is kind of funny. You got to give it to, I'd say that the only Jews in our funny because Russell said that, but that is kind of funny.

Here, here is here are the girls that we killed in that, in that school. Donald Trump and Pete Hegg Seth ordered the strike that murdered every one of these girls from the school in Minna, Baran, and they did it for Israel. We don't even need the Epstein files to know we're led by child slaughtering demons.

Made a little all bright.

Was it worth it to starve half a million Iraqi children?

Yeah. Yeah.

“So that's how you know, Hillary does he kid's faces?”

If they kill half a million, they wouldn't kill one kid on the weekend to get hyped up to die. So you could turn this down. Oh, here they are. There's there's the little girls we killed.

They just seven to 12, there they are, they all got killed. We blew them up, we blew them up. These are the girls they killed. Wow, look at those disciplined military ranks of these vicious hate-filled terrorists, huh? But there's snack platters already to strike.

So these are the kids that they killed. Wow, it's kind of, it's not kind of gross, it's kind of like overwhelming gross. Okay, so you get it, that's who they killed. Iran injured Jared Kushner and Steve, oh, so imagine if what we did to Iran, imagine if Iran did that to the United States.

And this is how this is how it would read in the newspaper. You ready for this, Kurt? Iran, lure Jared Kushner and Steve Whitkoff to peace talks and then murdered them because that's what we did. Right.

That's what we did to Iranian. There were so many times. And then they were over again. Yeah, and yeah. That alone.

People would say that I think it's the right thing to do. Yeah. They were the operating good faith every time the Iranians, not us. So imagine if Iran did that, they lure Jared Kushner and Pete, that Steve Whitkoff

“into peace talks and then murdered them because that's what we did.”

Also, Iran bombed in an elementary school in Texas, murdering 160 school girls, imagine if they did that. Iran was waging a war of annihilation against New York City whose residents will suffer from cancerous ailments for decades because the U.S. because the U.S. bombed in oil refinery in New York City turning New York City skyline into acid oil rain.

That's happening right now in Iran. Oh, our leaders did that on purpose in New York already to all of us. They have an oil spill that's buried under green points, been there for years, giving people cancer. How about Iran murdered Donald Trump?

Imagine if that was a headline. Yeah.

This is how Iran murders 1300 Americans in the first week of war of aggression waged

on the United States. Imagine if that was a headline. Imagine this is how the news looks like if you're from Iran. Well, except it says baby eating child-grapes invade Iran.

“Don't forget that every all of our enemies, they all have the greatest thing to scare”

their people with, which is that our leaders and they are are Kenny Petos. Even Laura Ingram says re-upping what I said last week, administration must wrap up its investigation and address heads on, head on horrible unintended tragedy of this war. It's intended. I think it's intended.

Shut up. Stop saying it's an accident. All the people who go, oh, it's, Michael Prantic what you found is so great. Because these people really do think, once you get to the top of power, no one's in charge. It's just the, the winds, the winds of the world whipping around.

It is nobody doing it. Here is, uh, so there are Iranians that fled Iran, that are for United States bombing their home country. Because they don't live there. Because they don't live there anymore and they're probably being paid to say crazy

stuff like this. Maybe they believe it, but they don't know shit because enough from there. All I know is if I start getting bombed here, even though cannibal Petos run the country, I wouldn't be that grateful if I got blown up by people trying to liberate me. So they had a regime change rally in Los Angeles where protesters lavish praise on Trump

and Netanyahu and demanded boots on the grain. And here is that the gray zone reporter, uh, he's on, he's on it and here, watch. Watch. There was also the 150 school girls that were killed.

I mean, ultimately, you see this as worth it.

Like, you just hit hard a percent. 100%. There was that school in Iran that was bombed 150 dead, but you see this all as worth it. I mean, you think we should go to the end. Yes, yes.

It's worth it. We are here. We are going to protest. Even if it was, uh, nothing Islamic regime at Missile, it was worth it. Very, very worth it.

I mean, sorry, you, you are accusing the Irish, you see up genocide. Yeah, they killed around 32,500 people. It has been like two months that we lost like over 50,000 people at Batil. In January, in two days, they massacre it, people 90,000 people. So they just make up numbers.

their own people.

What was really happening was that the Mossad and the CIA were giving arms and guns to

people and planting people inside those protests, and they were slaughtering cops. And so then the cops had to start firing back at them because the Mossad and the CIA were the ones who were slaughtering cops. Okay. Just remember, remember, uh, Tiananmen Square, the other fake thing that happened was an NGO

pushing that and they're trying to get China to crack down and nobody in America knows the real story of that injecting an ankle had to tell me, and I had to take it from that guy with his hair line, I had to listen to that and he was right. Um, 90,000 people and some people are still in the prison and some people, they take out their eyes and it's in two days.

You would support Donald Trump's, for example, sending troops or sending more air strikes to Iran. Yeah, whatever Trump is doing, it is helping us, of course, 100%. There was also a report today that he was considering sending troops to Iran and he would support that.

Yes, I would support that.

“Yes, because I believe he's doing the right thing.”

Donald Trump has been looking at more options, um, air strikes, but also sending troops to

Iran, which you guys be supporting that. Yes. Yes. Because we won't have to actually go do any of the fighting. It'll be someone else.

We're in that way. We're a lot like Israelis. This why don't like the rich immigrants getting preferential treatment because you know, the poor ones, okay, they lower the postmates jobs. But these ones come over here and want you to go die, freeing their home land that they

don't give that much of a shit about because the country may get murdered by us. Well, he's considering sending troops in as well. Is that something you'd support? Actually, that's, that's what we bond. Yeah.

And I also see a lot of Israeli flags here.

I mean, this is also to protect Israel from Iran as well, yes.

Exactly. Exactly. Thank you. It's a President Trump and Netanyahu for sending with people. If you had Donald Trump's ear right now, you weren't in the oval office.

Private room. What would you tell me to do? Please, please finish the job. Just finish it. Whatever it takes.

Honestly, I haven't been back to my country over 20 years. I've got planning to go back. This is my country, not America, it's my country. And I know this is the best for Americans and for Iranians in Iran. You're not planning on going back, too.

No. And thank you, President Trump. You are my brother. You are my father. You are everything for myself, for my country, for my people.

And thank you, BB Netanyahu for supporting Persian people and thank you, the soldier, they killed in this war and the six people, American people, and thank you. And thank you, I want to say thank you to their family. We're letting them, we're having them die. For now, for supporting Persian PayPal, I believe she was saying.

Wow.

“Persian PayPal, those are all Zionists Jews that are Persian, that's why I bet.”

So, just to keep this, let you know, Trump just bombed Iran's press water desalination plants and he took credit for it. So that means 30 villages now have no clean water, not a military base, not a weapons depot. It wasn't a missile launcher.

It was just their water supply that they bombed. I'm sure they'll turn against their own country and throw in with the pedophile cannibal country called America then. And elementary school, a boy school, a civilian airport, oil depots, and now the fresh water supply for 30 villages.

The White House official said it said the goal is to seize all the oil. Hegsev said the only ones that need to be worried our Iranians that think they're going to live. Attacking civilian water infrastructure is a war crime under the Geneva Convention, full stop.

So is genocide, Jimmy, but who's county? Nobody. There are no rules. We make the rules. That's right.

Until I guess wouldn't drones make us stop making the rules. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show. You should become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week and it's a great way to help support the show.

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We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. Trump says I think the Iran war is pretty much complete. Did he say that? He said that.

You'd be said he could.

“So that tells me, first of all, you know my rule, you have to say it from the cockpit”

of a fighter jet on an aircraft carrier with a mission accomplished manner behind you or it didn't happen. He's doing his mission accomplished. Yes. So Trump is trying to do mission accomplished right now because they know they are getting

at them.

So for every $30,000 drone, we got a shoot at least 5 or 10 million dollar missile

missiles at them. Oh, there works. It's like a 5 to 10 border walls worth of missile. Yeah.

“That's how much we saw and they wiped out all of our military bases in the Gulf States pretty”

much. They told Trump and Max Article that I told us trying to assassinate him. So I was thinking that that lame control. So without mission accomplished, right? And Trump ain't going to tell you it's just about him, is he?

So that's what they're trying to do here.

That's just what Trump is trying to do.

Trying to do a mission accomplished. That's what he's trying to do. So again, Justin in a phone interview with CBS News President Trump stated that the U.S. worth Iran is nearing its end. Let's listen.

All be watching. The president's going to hold a news conference just a short time from now. It's going to get started at 5.30 from Darrell, Florida this evening. In the meantime, he has done some phone interviews with several outlets. Most recently talking to CBS News is Washington White House reporter, I should say.

“And in that interview with Wijia Zhang, he said, I think the war is very complete pretty”

much. They have no navy, no communications, they've got no air force. He added that the U.S. is called very far ahead of the initial 4 to 5 week estimated timeframe. So, by the way, I know for a fact that they think it's going to go on for a hundred more

days. Yeah. So they think it's going to go on for they think the war is going to go on for at least a hundred more days. What did now do you think a Greta clone suster in there thinks that the placement younger

Greta van suster, where the angular, they got a cold storage Greta van suster knock off clones ready to go. Trump suggests U.S. could end the war soon. This is BBC as the United Arab Emirates and Turkey intercept more missiles with what their phases.

So U.S. president Donald Trump has suggested U.S. operations against Iran could end

“soon. I think the war is very much complete pretty much. He tells CBS news and BBC's”

that the U.S. is ahead of schedule because they killed the guy he thought was trying to kill him. Yeah. So now he's up. Trump's comments.

So according to what Kurt said he just saw in gray zone that they had convinced Trump that Iran was trying to assassinate him. And so now he feels like, oh, I got him. Took a Chalabi guy. They found to tell him that I came over the name in there, but the golden green zone article, it's pretty interesting.

Trump's comments suggest he may be ready to declare victory, but not clear what that would mean Turkey, UA and Qatar all say they have intercepted Iranian missiles well. Israel says it has detected more attacks. Also the U.K. defense, so they're basically saying that they're hitting more missiles that are coming out of Iran.

You know, the missiles made by a toy shop somewhere in Tehran, proud moment.

If you see new missiles, they have Colonel Douglas McGregor, here's what he had to say.

I spoke to a source inside our own government who was concerned prior to the attack that an attack could strengthen the hand of some of Iran's hardliners in the regime. What do you know about some of the rising personalities here, and do you think the dynamics that are playing out are likely to result in a more amenable government or a government that's more dug in?

I think this country is going to stay the course. I think that we had false expectations that Iran would fall apart in 48 to 72 hours. We imputed too much to what we thought was some major upheaval in the country when it wasn't when it were protests. There were lots of people miserable and unhappy because of the economy.

Thanks in large part to our sanctions, but also a great deal of mismanaged by the government. But the population at large was not interested in overthrowing the government. They're not going to overthrow it now. They're going to stay the course, and the thing is that right now I'm beginning to think more and more that logistics will decide the outcome.

We're already running out of missiles and places like UAE and Qatar. The Navy has fired very, very few standard missiles or sea sparrows and I get the impression

The Israelis have shot a lot of missiles and I don't think they can keep this up indefinitely and we can't produce enough to keep up.

So it may be that ultimately logistics decides the real outcome because I don't think

there's any danger of the Iranians running out of missiles. So you know how we just found out that about three-fourths of our leaders are a cannibal PDF files. And the closest thing we had to a revolution was one black guy yelling on an Atlanta airport about it.

Remember that? Yeah, you should have. But why would Iran overthrow their government for way less than that? Yeah, they cover up the women. Oh.

Ah. Ha ha. The leaders are cannibals that grape the kids here. All of our enemies have to do is to tell their people that we eat babies and they'll get united real fast.

And they are. And they are.

“That's what Russia says to their people, that's what Iran.”

Every dictator got to bad guys.

You know what they say? They're people. America eats babies. It's in the Epstein files. And who's the other guy who said stay the course?

Yeah, that was George Bush Sr. And that was our next major loss after Vietnam. Well, I mean, ours, he did pretty good from it. It was fine. Okay.

So there you go. Trump's going to Trump's declaring the war over. He's going to declare victory. I hope he does, actually. I hope he does declare victory.

And then this is over. And then we could go back to having the straighter for a moves open and we could have stability

in the Middle East because doing a regime change in Iran and turning Iran into a civil

war, which is what they're actually trying to do. Will destabilize the region.

“And forever, there will be a problem with the straighter for moves.”

And it's going to be bad for the world economy. Did you know that three-fourths of the oil that goes through the straighter for moves goes to Asia, 50% of it goes to China. So now Trump is offering U.S. Warships to shaperone oil tankers going through the straighter for moves.

So they can bring oil to China. Oh, thank God. I was afraid. Think about that. So we just dropped that video today about how Trump is seems to be on purpose trying

to get Iran to attack a U.S. Navy ship and kill a bunch of sailors so that he could use that for more war because he's now said that the United States of Navy will shaperone oil tankers through the straighter for moves because they can't get insurance. So the United States is now going to take on that responsibility. Oh, that's all.

So that we can bring oil to China. Think about that. Trump is now protecting the oil flow to China. Think about that. That's what he's really doing.

Well, the insurance thing is how you know who's winning, right? Yeah. Yeah. The insurance rates are too high. Now we have to cover how much we drove out the insurance.

Yeah. So we to help China because of our tear of bullshit. That's right. Wow. Yes.

Because if they are not allowed to sell oil to China, then the Gulf States don't have money to invest in our stock market. And when they don't invest in our stock market, our stock market crashes and our economy crashes, that's what's on the table right now.

“And I think that's why Trump wants to declare victory and end this.”

It's a delicate ecosystem, Jimmy. Yeah. Here's, that's it. It is. You're actually right, Kurt.

Everything affects investor confidence. So right. So this, this all comes back to the stock market here in the United States. And I think that is why Donald Trump wants to, is wants to declare, but we'll see, we'll see what happened.

I hope he does. I hope he ends this. That's that would be the best outcome right now would be to Trump to clear a victory and leave. I bet they need to come up with another false flag or something because now with my

taxes, the thing he just found, that means Trump has already out because it concerns him. So they got out of another reason of force his hand, right? He's been Shapiro's going to have to grow his eyebrows twice. The slice of size, I'm telling you what's going to happen if Trump is serious about this. And I don't know if he is, but if he is, I'm going to guess 100% that Israel will do

a false flag out of America. So either here in the United States or somewhere else. They've done it before, the USS Liberty, Bondi Beach, Bondi Beach, Bondi Beach, Bondi Beach. That's right. So the one here in Austin, everybody already forgot about my god.

They already forgot about it. So they did a false flag in Austin, and just what did you know the guy who was doing the shooting in Austin Kirk? Did you know this that they found out that there was Google searches from Camp

I didn't know though.

“I saw the fort hot to a part, but he had, it's a cynicly's man with property of”

Allah written on his sweatshirt, which ain't no black Muslims joined to be property on purpose. Secondly, there's no shea black Muslims. What the fuck are you thinking? And he had the Iranian flag they found.

So the cops here wisely said it's possibly a terrorist attack, but they didn't say it is. Because even an imbecile could see the level of false flag of that attack. So I, so I, so there already was a false flag here, didn't take, we talked about it. They've already forgotten.

They've already forgotten about it. It just happened. So we'll see what goes, I predict another false flag that that's my prediction. Probably through a four. And if Trump really is if he's serious about declaring victory, nending the war, but

Trump, I just some balls and blow up B.D.s jet. That's the fuck. That would be, that would have some real balls, and he could blame it on Iran. And say Iran did it. Say Iran did it.

We can't go to war with them now because we really miss it. Say Turkey did it. Say Iran did it. Say Turkey did it. Just do something.

He said it's us for once. But do you remember how we told this is a former prime minister, uh, Nephta Ali Bennett

“of Israel, and I think I showed you this before I'll show it to you again.”

He, uh, the greater Israel project involves Israel going into Saudi Arabia, going into Iraq, going into Egypt, and going into Turkey. They're out, and going into Syria.

So they've already taken a third of Syria, Israel.

We already did Iraq for them, uh, and now they want to do Turks. Whether they've already bombed Saudi Arabia, Israel did, they already tried to bomb Qatar. Israel did. And now here's the former prime minister telling you that they want to bomb, uh, Turkey.

Listen, a new Turkish threat is emerging. I want to be very clear. Turkey and Qatar have gained influence in Syria, are seeking influence elsewhere and everywhere throughout the region. From here, I warn Turkey is the new Iran.

So he said this just a few weeks ago on is sophisticated, dangerous, and the sixth in circle Israel, uh, and while some senior, I thought that was Iraq, then I thought that was Libya. I thought that was a shot, a sod. I thought that was Iran.

“Now it's Turkey, they're seeking to encircle everybody.”

It's like strong applause for his eyes. It was not strong applause. It was like his wife go. (laughs) (laughs)

(laughs) (laughs) (laughs)

First release, we're on Qatar's payroll.

Qatar and Turkey are nourishing the Islamic brotherhood monster that is growing and eventually might become as dangerous as the one created by Iran. Turkey and Qatar are gaining influence not only in Syria, but also in Gaza, through the front door and everywhere and trying to create a new choke ring. Turkey is trying to flip Saudi Arabia against us and establish a hostile, Sunni access

with nuclear Pakistan. So that shows you how crazy Israel is. They want to attack everybody. They want to attack Saudi Arabia. They want to attack Qatar.

They want to attack Turkey. They want to, they've already attacked Syria. Libya. (laughs) (laughs)

They don't want to do it. (laughs) (laughs) So it turns out, so this has already come true. So Israel has attack Turkey.

And here's our friend, Nico House, to tell us about it. If it wasn't obvious that Israel was trying to get native powers involved in this work against Iran before, it should be now. A ballistic missile was launched at Turkey out of nowhere in NATO, shot it down. And of course, the blame was immediately put on Iran once again.

Now I'm sure there's a lot of proof to validate that claim because if you're going to claim that Iran is firing at one of its regional allies, I hope you guys may have been supported. Yeah, there actually isn't any evidence. In fact, the only material that have been shown publicly is the breeze, which Turkey says comes from the intercepted missile from the NATO systems.

In other words, there's no proof whatsoever that Iran launched attack and yet the world is once again pretending as if it did. And of course, once again, Iran acknowledging, yeah, we've been a lot of damage to a lot of US allies, but this was not us once again.

Now, the first question we have to ask is who withstand the most again by the world jumping

And of course, the answer is Israel.

“You see, Turkey is a part of NATO, and when a NATO power is attacked and provoked, it triggers”

what's called Article Section 5, which, to make a long story short, is basically all the NATO being on your goddamn head. Now the logical question will be, well, then, why isn't all the NATO jumping in right now considering that the US is part of NATO? That's because Iran is only responded to the attacks from the US.

They did not initiate those attacks, but Iran was also accused of attacking another NATO country early on. The UK, because the UK has a sovereign base in Cyprus and attacking that base is actually akin to attacking the UK directly.

And with the news that the Kurds would be sitting to Iran by the CIA and armed to try

to take over the government, you would want to do your best to make sure that Turkey is on your side and not Iran's side, because Turkey and the Kurds do not get along. So we see an attack on Azerbaijan and Iran said they didn't do it.

“Then we see an attack towards Turkey where the missile was intercepted and Iran also said”

they didn't do it. The Turkey borders Azerbaijan, and although Azerbaijan and Turkey have a working military relationship, so this is Azerbaijan and Iran for the most part. So, how do you ensure Turkey stays on your side despite the fact that you plan on armoring the people that they most dislike?

You have the country and question attack Turkey directly.

This is where you kill three birds or one stone, you open up a direct route through Turkey

and Azerbaijan to attack Iran. You potentially convince all of the NATO powers to join because of Article 5. And if Turkey truly believed that they were attacked by Iran, they would likely put their feelings about the Kurds to the side like they didn't Syria in dealing with the country that just attacked them despite the fact they thought that they were allies and the fact

that Turkey condemned the attacks on Iran since start of this war. And you convince one of the countries closest to Iran to start using its weapon systems against Iran as well. All the signs are there people just pay attention. Israel literally revealing their plans in real time is just up to you as to whether or not

you want to believe them because after all this time and all this history and all the examples we have in the past, I definitely believe them. They got to convince me no more, it's all they got to convince. So great work. So we've also showed you video tapes of Tucker Carlson saying that they caught Mossad inside

“Qatar trying to plant bomb, Qatar and I think Saudi Arabia, but we know that Israel”

bomb is Saudi Arabia's oil of one of their oil refineries. So we know this. Water being the country that delivered the money to Hamas on behalf of BB Netanyahu. That's right. We paid for Hamas in the false flag that they use as a pretense to do a genocide.

That is correct. So it's no secret that Israel wants to attack, wanted to attack Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and they've done it. And so they're trying to drag NATO into this war for sure. We'll see what happens.

Israel is the cancer, Israel is the stabilizer of the Middle East and having a destabilized Middle East as bad for the entire world, except it's good for Israel. I have some super giant fan on the Derrick Garb Show that keeps telling me that according to the Bible code, already I'm like, we're not in. BB gets slimed in July, which I'd look up that meant, but they get sick of BB in July.

So, you know, it was probably nonsense, but wait, what a fun thing with that happened. And it was like, oh, it was a, in a Bible code. Wow. Hey, this is Jimmy, who is this? Jimmy, this is BB.

Oh, hello, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, everybody. And? And what? War criminal. Oh, forget that, please.

Very important part of my resume. I'm one of these guys who liked it when the entire credits are given to for myself. But, if you're a comic, that's exactly who you would be. That's right. Oh, for sure, no doubt.

Get the MC in trouble if he messes up one little thing, like Tommy Chong's wife.

But the last, I am not the comedian, but I am close.

I am a right wing lunatic leader of a genocidal rogue state. Very similar. You're telling me, funny man, Jimmy, I haven't called in some time. I figured you did not want to hear from me. Will you figure, you figured right?

But considering our long association with one another, I've been calling since 2011 after all, when all this was just a pipe dream. I felt I needed to call on my old friend Jimmy Dorb, because you might be just one of the only people on earth who understand how I feel right now. What on earth could you possibly mean, your murderous psychopath and the process of destabilizing

“the entire planet, how can I know how you feel about anything?”

Honestly, I'm insulted by the insinuation. Jimmy, please calm down, listen, Jimmy, back at 2011, your dream was to have a massive fan base of following, so you could travel anywhere and perform and get paid real money. And after many years and much hard work by you and your team, you have achieved that goal.

That's the start to find feeling, though. Yeah, yes, it is, what is that? Well, Jimmy, that's exactly how I feel about the war with Iran.

I've finally achieved everything I've ever worked towards, and now I have everything I

could ever want. That's a terrible apology, I hate it. No, it's not. The war with Iran is my Virginia show. Oh, please stop saying that it's, it's libelous if nothing else.

Jimmy, please, it's pretty, but it was not easy.

“Obviously, we couldn't engineer this situation without bringing the U.S. into the conflict.”

And no president was stupid enough to even consider it until Donald Trump, and no defense department had to crazier than P-Tech said. We had to get all our ducks in a row in that regard. Yeah, but even that was not enough. We needed to influence with money, money, money, money.

We need to everyone, or nearly everyone, beholden to a pack. And we accomplished that. We know we needed to generate enough money to support these donations. Our largest donor after October 7th was the CEO of only funds. Wait, it's for real?

Yes, only truth. So in order to get my war with Iran, what are the things that needed to happen was the scene to it that a massive amount of young American women turned to creating online pornography. Oh, right.

We accomplished this in two ways, creating a hopeless economy in the U.S. So joining only fans seemed like the only option. And then ensuring that the Israeli male population did their patriotic duty and subscribed to as many of these only fans accounts as they could. Wow.

That's right. Yeah. Indeed. And they did this to show how we Israelis are the most moral people in the world. And therefore deserve our war with Iran.

And not only that, we opened up Israel to international sex criminals of all kinds, like your friend Kevin Spacey, with your strong suggestion that they themselves donate to a pack. Aren't foreign nationals prohibited from contributing to U.S. superpacks? Yeah, there's no way around that at all.

“The point is the only way Israel can be truly safe is if we pursue ethnic cleansing against”

the Palestinians and use the United States to start a war with Iran that already has no clear strategy, goals or end point. So the only way Israel can be safe is to endanger the rest of the world. Literally, at what point since 1949, 1940, it has not been crystal clear. Okay.

Boyd take it. But as I called to say, Jimmy, I now have everything I've ever striven for. Stroll for English is such a confusing language sometimes. You grew up in Philadelphia. I have no recollection of those events as I was saying.

I now have everything I've ever wanted and soon, crystal apocalypse, apocalypse, it was you may also have everything they've ever wanted, which means I better get started enjoying all this while I can, Jimmy.

What do you do when you finally achieve all you desire, how do you enjoy it?

I don't know that I'd necessarily say that about myself, there is still a lot more I'd like to accomplish. Like what? What is it that you seek beyond your war with Iran or whatever your equivalent would be.

Look, I told you, we have nothing in common. There is no possible way you and I can relate on any level, don't give me that BS.

with you, ignores your crimes against humanity and that is not the case for us at all.

You are not the good guys, you never were and never will be.

I see, I think what you are trying to tell me is that you want your YouTube channel demonetized.

“I'll figure out some other way I suppose to revel in my triumph, you must say I subscribe”

to a number of American chicks are only fans accounts myself, sad kitty 2001 is my favorite, she only made $80 last month, she cries a lot, I enjoy that.

Until next time Jimmy, this is BB leader of the most moral army in the world signing off.

Remember, Jimmy, to the ancient Jewish traditions we gave morality to the rest of humanity. So now we need to take a little back to make it even. I'm sure you understand. Shalom, mother fucker. Yeah, Shabbat shalom.

“Okay, BB, it's not good to hear from you, I'll tell you that, but I appreciate you calling”

in.

I know this would be ambivalent for you.

Yeah, yes, yes, I would like to see very many bad things happen to you. A mixed bag. Hey, become a premium member at GoToJimmydoorcomedy.com.

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