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I don't know if you saw this, but there was this sheriff with Wisconsin Sheriff Michael
J. Bushard. So he went on, some people were drawing pictures of him with his really stars on his forehead and making fun of him. And so he held the press conference and said that they arrested the guy who did this. Listen to this.
This is very, this is not what you think and it is what you think and then it's not. Watch this. I give you this by way of example, some Sponskum felt empowered and emboldened enough to put this picture of me up to try to threaten and intimidate me, which of course you didn't do because I signed up for this.
And by the way, the person that did this said a bunch of terrible things, not just against
me, but against a lot of groups and individuals.
But by the way, it was arrested today in Wisconsin. My point is this though, if this person is emboldened and empowered enough or feel safe enough to do this for me, what does he do to a kid? What does he do to a Jewish family walking down the street? And that's because of the normalization of this.
Watching this on television and saying, okay, I feel empowered enough that I can do this. Well, hey, you can't. And be, if you think you can do it to somebody that's in law enforcement, again, what are you going to do in an alley or in a street to a Jewish family or a kid walking down the street? Ah, we say no, we're drawing the line.
So what did that sound like there to you? He said that you can't do this. He said it. He said this person, you can't do that and that we arrested this guy this morning. So he wants you to think that that guy got arrested for being an antisemite and for harassing
this sheriff.
βThat's what he wants you to think and that you can't do that.β
That you can't ridicule someone like they did with him that you can't, you can't, hang on, here it is. This is my way of example, some ponds come felt and that you can't do that. So I've heard of back in the blue, but that's a little ridiculous, isn't it, Kurt Cavard?
Oh, what's wrong with that and your mic's not on? Your mic's not on. What? It's coming through. It's coming through.
It's coming through. Oh, you're right. What about now? Now it's good. Oh, thank goodness.
Uh, Afroman versus Fat Hick, I believe is the court case. It says like, you can do this. Yes, you can do this. You can. So he was trying to make you think that they arrested that guy and as Ethan Lewis tweeted
βout, the first antisemitic internet arrests are being made because that's what he wantedβ
you to think. Uh, but this is the sheriff office for people that are whining, this is, this is legit. Well, so what that guy was saying is satire is illegal, ridiculeing public officials or anybody is illegal. That's what that sheriff was saying because he said, you can't do that.
And then they put this out for people that are whining. Yeah, my right. Oh, what are you whining about your rights under the Constitution, your winers? For people that are whining that someone was arrested for posting a meme, sorry to disappoint, no, not even for threatening racist and anti-Semitic comments.
He had a prior outstanding felony stalking warrant on something completely unrelated, which drew local police attention to him when someone complained.
And so just to let you know, they added a community note, hey, US Constitution, first amendment,
right there, memes are protected by the first amendment and freedom of expression. Do you find this helpful? So they're saying, he was in a quit whining even though the sheriff completely wanted you to think that he was arrested for that meme.
It wasn't.
We're trolling.
So now basically the sheriff was trolling us and now they're calling us whiners for being
alarmed that the sheriff in Wisconsin was bragging about arresting a guy and saying, you can't meme at people, of course you can. But by the way, Zionists don't like catching other people whining because to them, that's copyright infringement. Yeah, yep.
βSo I like when the sheriff says, what's he going to do in an alley or a street?β
What? The Constitution still applies in an alley or a street. I don't know what to tell you. Do you know the jokes? Because he said he signed up for this?
Oh, wait, no, what, uh, so yeah, he said those are the kind, so he's saying, hey, got, let me show you this. Give you this by way of example, some sponge gum felt, so he's saying, that's the kind of real threats that he signed up for. That's it.
Zingers, he signed up for singers, harsh doodles, no no words and dank memes. I can't take it. No. He signed up for it. Are you sure you don't need an ice mask, sweetie?
What if you get docks, shouldn't you put a mask on? But, but if what they're, what if they make a drawing like this of a Jewish family who are it, what if they make a drawing of a Jewish family who already dresses like that? So that family just think it's done a normal portrait anyway, uh, how is it to insult to say, people say it to me as an insult to go, you're a Jew and I go, all right, like
βwhat, if I go, that's an insult, I'm kind of shitting on Jewish people, aren't I?β
The issue is an antisemitism. I mean, can we, can we have the sheriff arrested for the pre-crime of what about Buddhism, uh, man, if there's anything more Zionist is really than that, is there? I don't know. So that's them doing that.
So they have a couple more tweets about it. There's been a lot of noise and misinformation about what was said at our antisemitism press conference. So let us be clear. We played a video of you.
Yeah. We played the video. What do you mean? We, we know what we know what you said. It was, it was clear, and now you're trying to walk it back.
That's what this is. So let us be clear, um, people of all faiths stood together for one purpose to say no to antisemitism, not quietly, not conditionally, clearly and unequivocally.
βYeah, people of all faiths are just amylet and have to take a need to you for your specialβ
friends. We have to do with the guy had stalking orange. You're still trying to sell it. He said a no-no thing. Yeah.
Uh, uh, uh, this is not about politics or constitutional debates. It's about it. Yes, it is at 100% is. Well, of course it is. Who wrote this?
Pete Heggseth. Yeah. It is. This is not about politics or constitutional debates. It's about what we as people are willing to accept.
Antisemitic speech should never be normalized when it shows up on the street or in
a workplace or online. We have a rot responsibility to confront it, not ignore it. The photo that's been circulating was shared with us by someone who received direct threatening communication. It was used to illustrate a larger point anti-Semitism as being mainstreamed in ways that
should concern every one of us. That information was forwarded to another police agency that already had a felony warrant for that individual. We have to have no role in that case or arrest. So they didn't do anything.
So you didn't do anything. By the way, they didn't. Yeah, I bet they didn't threaten anyone either. You know, we shared with them from someone who received direct threatening communication. I bet they did not.
I bet some DPA ADL type, uh, online group picked it out to send to the guy, I bet that's exactly what happened. Let us, let us, let us, let us be clear, posting the image was not a crime. And I was, uh, and it was not treated as one. Well, you just said it to us the audience, listen to your dumb shit, you moron.
Uh, let's good because I made a eyes of him. But if we're going to have we're going to play it. But if it is a symptom of growing problem, when we're too many people look the other way or worse, lend their support, the hateful responses, we've seen only reinforces that reality.
Don't hide behind the first or second amendment to deflect from the issue.
What? Well, the issue is those two amendments and that's not hiding behind them. They're here, so I don't have to hide. Yeah. I'd have to hide if I didn't have those.
Yeah, right. If I, yeah, uh, that's not what this is about. This is about standing up for your neighbors, whether they are Jewish or not and refusing
To accept hate as normal.
So they're trying to walk back that they were trying to pretend that that was illegal.
And they were trying to pretend that they arrested that guy for that meme. They tried to pop. Yeah. And so, uh, this is, this is about standing up to your neighbors. Sure, as long as your neighbors all agree with you completely and can even afford to live
it next door to you. I don't believe the person did anything at all. I don't believe the stalking charges or any of it. It sounds like all bullshit to me, just because of what bullshit this sheriff did. So this sheriff says, he said, so he got community noted.
βI think I community noted on this and it said, the sheriff said some ponds come feltβ
and power to own bold enough to put this picture of me up and that you can't do this. A cop saying you can't do something implies it's a crime, especially when it's to sheriff. He clearly viewed the post as unlawful and implied the suspect was arrested for the post. And so all this is them trying to walk back as they're trying your stupid for thinking
the thing we were saying. You know, let me guess he's a sheriff close to some Hobad area and try to be reelected like these. It's got to be.
I live in Oakland County, F. this guy come arrest me a whole.
I will sue the ever-living shit out of you. But I didn't mean the deputy. Intimidate him with mockery, if laughter threatens him, he's not here to defend his community, but only a handful of people within it. Is that meant to intimidate?
Where is the intimidation of that? Hi, yeah, I don't know. So I just let, you know, you haven't taken over America completely yet and we are still allowed to laugh at you. Oh, yeah.
I like this. Got to rest all us most now. All right. Let's watch this here. Here comes a.
That's funny. Well, I took that one. They're doing these now. Rock wouldn't touch that one. I tried to make something like that.
Well, really? Rock said no, it violates their standards. So I don't know who made that. Whoever's making these, keep them coming. Yeah.
Keep them in my porch. Yeah.
βHe's, he's not tough enough to be mocked this guy, right?β
So he immediately makes up some fictitious story about some Jewish kid getting assaulted in an alley somewhere. Yeah.
The thing that never, like that cerebral commercial, it also never happens.
Yeah. I'm 48. I've never seen shit like that. And I live there. I mean, I've just never seen anything like that.
It's pretty rare. He's acting like his name is on the list. You know what I mean? I'm not saying it's on the list. So you can't use that in court.
I'm just saying he acts exactly like someone who has to return a favor. Yeah. Well, probably he gets elected by a certain polity. Yeah. So I can't.
So are they going to arrest everybody at a comedy roast now? Is insults are illegal? Of course not because most of the guys at a comedy roast are Jewish. Anyway. Here we go.
Here's Kurt. You put this together. Let's watch. No, I heard someone did though. I mean, I don't want to be arrested.
Stop bullying me. Please, just leave me alone. I can't take this. Oh, where are you going? It's to me.
I beg you. Stop. This has to end now. I think they're going to change the term strife's end effect to the Bouchard Sheriff Bouchard effect.
Yeah. Because that's what this is doing. Oh, Mike. Nice work, Sheriff. Very nice work.
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He tweets this out in an interview with the Daily Show. Jake Sullivan claims that the U.S. didn't militarily and being intervene in Syria. John Stewart reminds him that, in fact, we did go we did though. Let's let's listen to this. Okay.
Where is our credibility on the world stage given the just unbelievable chaos that we've unleashed? I think we're generally responsible for the right populist swing in Europe.
Because if we hadn't had done Libyan, we hadn't had done Iraq.
And all those different things, would they be flooded with refugees in those moments?
βI think Libyan, well, first of all, whoa, whoa, John, John Stewart, it's nice.β
So he's he's only 15 years late on this, but I think it's still good that he's saying this about that, well, maybe the reason why there's so many right-wing governments in Europe now is because we destabilize the Middle East on purpose and then flooded those countries with refugees from those destabilization wars that we did in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Libya. And so it's really our fault for doing that, but that was a plan.
God is pretending like that wasn't the plan. That's the, well, I don't know if he's pretending
or not, or maybe he doesn't know. But that was the plan. The plan was to do that.
I'm convinced that that was the plan. That's not an accident. That wasn't an accident. The open borders policies after these destabilization NATO moves. Because NATO was involved in it with, it wasn't just the United States doing it.
βAnd so I think that was on purpose that they did that.β
They flooded all those countries to, to create, to get people fighting each other instead of coming together to fight the oligarchs like they did during Brexit. So Brexit scared the hell out of them. But that's my, that's my theory. It's, it, it doesn't matter. It happened. And we are the cause of it and good for John Stuart for saying that. So I just goes to show you that John Stuart is way smarter than then he appears sometimes.
He pretends to be dumb when it comes to COVID. He appears to be dumb when it comes to the COVID vaccines. He appears to be done when it comes to the Ukraine war. He appears to be dumb when it comes to the Nazi. He hung a metal on from the Ukraine war. He appears to be dumb when he interviews a blood blood thirsty warmongers like Hillary Clinton. And condolese arise. So, but he is super smart. He's smarter than me. So, so that, so just keep
that in mind. But so, so and and when he does good work, he does it when it's usually safe. I'll, I'll tell him. I'll tell you about it. He's doing this is good. I like that he's doing this. This is good. So let's start from the beginning again. Where is our
βcredibility on the world stage given the just unbelievable chaos that we've unleashed? I thinkβ
we're generally responsible for the right populist swing in Europe. Because if we hadn't had done Libyan, we hadn't done Iraq and all those different things, would they be flooded with refugees in those moments? I think Libya certainly contributed to that so did Syria. Right. Of course, the difference between Libya and Syria is in Libya. We did take military action in Syria. We didn't. Right. And both. No. In Syria, we did take military action.
We just did it by proxy. We funded El Nusra. We funded El Qaeda. We funded ISIS inside of Syria. Plus, we also bomb Syria. I think you forget this. We bomb the hell out of them. Okay, cases you ended. Well, we didn't go in Syria. We just didn't talk about it. We were farming. They were being armed. I remember running into this and so it was so weird. I was in among Jordan doing a fell. And it's all emirates in the hotel. It was the high that
it had been bombed previously, although they'd really patch that up when I was saying, my room, you could barely tell. And it's Ramadan and it's all emirates. And there's this one table of like dudes very clearly were like raised in Nebraska and had the crew cuts. So I go over to the table and I go, hey, Matt, what are you doing here? And the guy looks at me and he goes, we're not here. And I was just like, and then I just got cold. But we
do do that. And then John came back to the United States really fast and told everybody about that. Oh, no, he did it. Wow. We should have a we should have a segment called
what would a journalist do? Is that amazing? So he didn't come back and hurry and tell
you the truth about Syria. That's kind of sad. But anyway, so, but at the same time, he's thrown in this guy. So it's safe to say this now. And so he's saying it now. So at least he's saying it. No one else is saying it. Tulsi was saying it at the time. I was saying it at the time. Aaron Monte was saying it at the time. But we were getting roundly. I did still on my Wikipedia page. They say CNN calls me as conspiracy theorists because I told
the truth about Syria and the gas attacks. And I predicted and so did Tulsi and so did Aaron
Monte that if we were successful in Syria with our proxy war, that the people...
take over would be terrorists that we consider terrorists like al-Qaeda, al-Nusra, and ISIS.
βAnd that's exactly who took over Syria. We were 100% right about that. So again, goodβ
to see John Stewart pushing back. So he's over there. He sees a bunch of American soldiers. What are you doing here? We're not here. Okay. I'm not going to go tell anybody. Okay. And till and for like another 10 years. And we do interfere in all these places and somewhat cavalier nature. And then when it blows back on us, we're like, well, I guess we're just going to, we're just going to abandon that project. But we, it seems like we haven't
changed the approach. Okay. Well, here's what, here's what Aaron Monte asked to say about
it. John Stewart invokes the fact that U.S. arms went to El Nusra, the al-Qaeda front in Syria that now rules the country. He also tells the story of running into U.S. operatives in neighboring Jordan, where the CIA trained in surgeons and helped coordinate their offensives. In 2012, Jake Sullivan infamously wrote that al-Qaeda is on our side in Syria. This is the first time I've ever seen him asked about that policy.
A rare moment where a U.S. official is challenged over the dirty war in Syria.
βLook up what his position was. Jake Sullivan in 2012. Was he under Secretary of State?β
What was his exact position? So here, here, and here is, here it is. Here's that email. Al-Qaeda is on our side in Syria says Jake Sullivan to Hillary Clinton. That's a 2012 State Department memo, which got published by WikiLeaks. And now you know why they
always wanted to kill Julian Assange, but speaking of things we don't talk about.
Here is unclassified U.S. state. So there it is from Sullivan. It says, "See the last item. AQ, which means al-Qaeda, is on our side in Syria." Otherwise, things have basically turned out as expected. Okay, just so you know, Jake Sullivan's primary title was director of policy planning,
βstaff at the U.S. Department of State. Opportunity director of policy planning.β
Okay. So he worked under Hillary Clinton in the State Department. Okay. So it's nice to see, again, tip of the hat to John Stewart for, I don't know, 10 years later, finally saying something to someone about it. I, again, happy to have him on the right side of history in saying this and making the connection between the flood of immigrants from our wars, destabilizing wars in the Middle East to the rise of right-wing governments,
because people were upset that their cultures are being infiltrated and diluted and they're made to, they're made to accommodate them instead of them assimilating to their culture. These are normal things. And wow, I just, I was shocked to see that John Stewart doing that and not shocked, because it's safe now to do that, but I'm also happy to see if do it because as Aaron Mottay points out,
I've never seen anybody have to answer for that policy. And nobody has, and I don't really call
that having to answer for it, but at least he did something. And it's only somebody like Aaron Mottay that's going to catch that, because the rest of the country doesn't give it death. And especially the establishment, especially the news media, they don't give it up. They don't care about the truth in Syria. They don't care about the truth in Afghanistan. They don't care about the truth in Libya. They don't care about the truth in Iraq. They don't care about the truth in Iran. They don't care
about the truth in Ukraine. It's constant pro-war propaganda that you get from the Washington Post, the New York Times, ABC, NBC, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, all of them. It's the same thing. And comedy central. John Stewart will tell you the truth about the Ukraine war. It's still not safe. Still not safe to tell you the truth. He's not going to tell you the truth about COVID. Still not safe. He's not going to tell you. He's not going to tell you why he hung a metal out of Nazi in Ukraine
from the Ukraine war. Still not safe. Just let you know. And again, note, this isn't because I'm jealous of John Stewart, even though I am. That's not what the point of this is. That's not why I'm that doesn't motivate this. This said good example of just exactly how war propaganda works and how the media plays along and how the government is always constantly lying to you.
Remember they were telling you about, oh, there's people are protesting again...
repressive government in Iran. And then Iran for no reason just start slaughtering their protesters.
βThere's such horrible, horrible, horrible people in Iran. We have to free their people.β
Well, those protests, as I've told you before, were engineered by the United States.
You're engineered by the Mossad and the United States. So what the United States did first
was they put these horrible, crippling economic sanctions on Iran, meaning nobody could do business with Iran, and they also collapsed their currency, their dollar. So their bank started to fail, their currency fell with no, and they couldn't have any kind of an economy. So people came out to protest, we have to do something about this. And then the Mossad went, and they gave them a Mossad was the one giving people guns, and they started shooting cops, and they started burning
down mosques. And that was all from the Mossad in the United States. So the United States, so that was all made up. And so the reason why the Iran government started shooting protests
are just because the protesters were infiltrated by the Mossad, given guns, weapons, and satellites
to coordinate, and they were burning down the city, burning down police departments, mosques,
βand they were killing cops. That's why that happened. That never got reported here in the Unitedβ
States, but now the New York Times is going to admit it, now that it doesn't matter. Now that it doesn't matter, the New York Times is going to tell you the truth about this. You're ready? The New York Times has essentially confirmed that Israel played a role in stimulating the violent regime change riots that left around 3,000 dead. They'll tell you 80,000. They just make up numbers. They would say, oh, Iran killed 80,000. They would say 30,000 that they'd say 70,
they'd just make up a number, but the real numbers around 3,000 dead in Iran this January 8th
9th, but which were marked in the West as pro-democracy protests. So here's what he's talking
about. Israel thought it could spur rebellion inside Iran. That hasn't happened. This is from March 22nd. So now, just like John Stewart in my last segment, now that it doesn't matter and it's safe to tell you this, the New York Times is going to tell you the truth. Back then, they wouldn't. Now they will. And here's what President Trump hopes that an Israeli plan to ignite an internal uprising against Iran's theocratic government could bring the
war to a swift end have so far been dashed. Instead, Mossad strategy during the period was to try to weaken the government until it essentially surrendered to Israeli and American demands. Using a combination of crippling economic sanctions and operations to assassinate Iranian nuclear scientists and military leaders and sabotage nuclear facilities. Over the past year, it sounds like a full-on escalation of war from Israel and the United States against Iran
before the actual hot war even started. Over the past year, as the prospects of Israeli military action against Iran became more likely, Mr. Barnea and Mr. Barnea is the guy named David Barnea. He's the current head of Mossad. So the head of Mossad, Mr. Barnea, reversed Mossad's approach devoting the agency's resources to plans that could lead to toppling the government in Tehran in the event of a war. In recent months, according to officials, Mr. Barnea came to believe
that Mossad could potentially begin igniting riots around Iran after several days of intense Israeli and American air strikes in the assassination of senior Iranian leaders. So that's
βthe plan. That's always been the plan. That's how they do it. And then they arm people inside Iranβ
and say, "Go start being terrorists against your government and your people around you." It was well understood by the Mossad that those riots would help stimulate military action by Trump. So when Trump sees, "Oh, look," so they tell Trump, and whatever Trump has told is what he thinks. So they go so nending Yahoo and his sudden log, Kushner, and they go, "Hey, look," Mossad is going to -- these riots that the Mossad has instigated, it's going to see
we get overthrow the government. All we need to do is do a little military action. We got these people, they'll rise up until Trump goes, "Sure." That's what Max is saying. Israeli intel merely needed to convince the feeble-minded president that a wave of decapitation strikes would unleash
A massive upheaval to immediately topple the Islamic Republic.
to Trump as a preview of what was to come. And, of course, Trump believed it because he doesn't
βknow anything. Western media, including the New York Times and the Guardian, played a central roleβ
in legitimizing Israel's deceptive deception by falsely characterizing the violent regime change riots as mere protests. Massively inflating the death toll, like I told you, they were saying, "Oh, they killed 80,000 of their own." So they massively inflated the death toll and covering up the fact that many were murdered by the Israeli-back rioters themselves. The whole of Western media and the Western human rights and industrial complex deliberately misrepresented the real character
of those riots. Even though when you came here to the Jimmy Dor show, we told you the truth about
those riots. You can't get it from the New York Times, you can't get it from CNN Fox, MSNBC,
βyou ain't going to get it from the Washington Post. You have to come to places like this with aβ
jack-off comedian hosting a show on YouTube to get the truth. Or you could go to the Grey Zone, they're also on YouTube. The whole of Western media and Western human rights and industrial complex deliberately misrepresented the real character of those riots. But now that the war they help to instigate is going badly for the United States and Israel, the same media is now free to reveal a few kernels of truth. Just like John Stewart is a way to give, he could give you a
few kernels of truth about what they're Syrian war. Frank Foo, or do you say, "Frank, FU, I can't mind, right?" He says, "The New York Times confirmation matters. Why? Because it shifts the narrative from conspiracy theory to documented record. What's worth noting, the pattern of Western media covering covert destabilization as spontaneous protest isn't new. It goes back to at least the 2011 Libya coverage. Remember when they said it was the Arab Spring, that was all fake! That was all
βcovert operations funded by the CIA and the most odd. That's what that was. There was noβ
organic Arab Spring. Just so you know. It goes back to at least 2011 Libya coverage. The counter argument would be to some Assad involvement in foaming unrest, delegitimize the genuine grievances of Iranians who participated. Those two things can both be true simultaneously, which is the nuance that tends to get lost. Here's our good friend Nick Cruz, and he's got some thoughts on this.
That now the New York Times is telling the truth. Let's listen. The New York Times is finally
admitting what we knew all along that the Iranian protest was a massod operation in order to manufacture consent for war. The article claimed that Benjamin A. Yahoo is frustrated that the massod overstated their ability to create regime change and start up rising in Iran. Their stated plan was to cause an uprising in Iran, which will lead to the toppling of the government. Then all Israel and the United States will have to do at that point, as to assassinate a few of the
Iranian beloved leaders. And then boom, they can install a Zionist-friendly Iranian government. Meanwhile, anyone who's stated this obvious fact that the Iranian protest was a massod killer revolution attempt, their entire time, they want to accuse your repeating Iranian propaganda. Whenever they like Kornal Weston, accuse your repeating the propaganda of their enemy, you might as well assume that you're right on target. But can we talk about the Zionist
revolution that they had if they really believed that this plan would work? So their strategy was to infiltrate Iran, murder over 100 police officers, burn down dozens of masks, and in a stock state their religious leader, essentially their version of their both, and then expecting Iranian people to welcome them as liberators? Let's be clear, that is not what the ruling class expected to happen. They just simply wanted this war against Iran. It's shame on anyone who was
caught repeating the massod narrative about Iran executing their own people. He's uh, we covered it, you know, it's not only the media, it was also our good friend Kornal West
Who just can't stop repeating establishment for a war talking point.
But there it is, uh, great job, Nick Cruz, and so now you know the rest of the stories that
βconspiracy theorists were right again, and who's telling you that the conspiracy theorists wereβ
right again, the New York Times. Of course, there are only three months late. But there it is. So, uh, again, the difference between a conspiracy theory and a conspiracy fact, now is three months. Just three months. So it's getting even near or it's even a closer time frame now. So a great job by Max Blumenthal, great job by Nick Cruz. So recently, uh, people have been posting their private text messages with Charlie Kirk to show
Charlie Kirk really thought about the Iran war. Brett Weinstein did that. Uh, of course, Candace Owens has been posting the text messages of Charlie Kirk to prove people that he had turned against Israel and that they were lying about the meeting they had with him on out at the Hamptons, right before he was assassinated. And so he does this. This is Charlie Kirk did not succeed. She tweets this out. Charlie Kirk did not support Ben Shapiro's
treatment of people over Israel. He also did not support Talmudic Judaism in general. I am done with the silence of turning point on this issue. He was being morally blackmailed for over a year and he had had enough. And that's from March 13th at 846 AM. She tweeted that out. And here's the, uh, here's, here are the text messages she posts. So it says stand for truth.
The people are with you. I know Ben threw enough of these to know that truth always wins in the end.
Then Charlie says, by the way, he was standing on a couch, make making saying that about Ben Shapiro.
βAnd um, so that's, I think this is right around when Ben Shapiro got up on a couch at some kindβ
of gathering and started denouncing Candace Owens. And so stand for truth. He says people are with you. I know Ben threw enough of these to know that all truth always wins. By the way, he was standing on a couch. L.O.L. Ha ha too good. He's unhinged. Stay the course. So that's Charlie Kirk telling Candace Owens. Don't worry about Ben Shapiro smearing you in public. Stay the course. There are some verses in the Talmud that will blow your mind. He says to Candace.
Candace says, I'm aware of them. The Talmud is not biblical, but it's their rabbinical interpretations of Judaism. Wait, should I watch alone? So here is Charlie going directly hard at the Talmudic Jews. She says, I did a deep dive one week. And he says, thought crime. Yeah. So you're not supposed to look into what the Jews are actually saying the Talmudic Jews. You're not supposed to look into any of that. Those are our thoughtcrafts. Here's another one.
She tweeted out. He says, listening, amazing. You're show rocks, by the way. Thank you.
The defense on Twitter today. The Jews were very angry at me again today. Go figure. She says their expectation is that you defend them, but they are silent if anything happens to Christians. It's sick. He says, Candace says, and they expect you to be silent if anything happens to Christians so horrible. Charlie says, I'm over it. The amount of text I got, again, over that tweet was honestly beyond belief. I even tweeted with all disclaimers. She says,
it's why I don't use my platform to defend them. When I realized it was one sided and how vicious they would get if I didn't do their bidding, I was just done with it. They should read how to win friends and influence people. They've pushed so many allies away. So she's talking about the Zionists and so is he. And so I say good for them. I just want for the record. I just want
βeverybody to know that I'm totally hinged. You should hear me getting out of an easy chair.β
Am I right? Come on. I was never hinged. And by so the, so when he says, tell mootic,
the Talmud. I don't know what is it. That's no big deal. It's just mind-com for Zionists. But anyway, it's like a chat room from back in the day. You know, so if you ever go on the worship for a chain, that's what it is. But the Talmud. Yeah. So hey, Croc, do you think Candace is getting off on Charlie is grifting off of Charlie? Croc says, no, I don't think Candace is grifting. These 2023 DM show Charlie privately aligned with her on Talmud Critique, critiques,
Shapiro's tactics and one-sided expectations around Israel.
amid pressure, posting them now contextualizes turning point silence and his moral blackmail,
βwhich matches her consistent record on the topic for years, timing after his death andβ
bite skepticism. But the content isn't fabricated or new for her. Wow. Candace Owens then tweets out Charlie and I stayed in constant communication over this issue. On the phone and
via text, our friendship never ended. Ben Shapiro was directing Jewish donors to begin to squeeze
him with financial and reputational threats after the daily wire fired Candace. This is how Ben operates behind the scenes. Okay. Megan McCain then jumps in. Megan Megan McCain. Stop sharing dead people's text messages. Your absolute psychopaths. What the what is she talking about? She's calling someone else a psychopath. Why can't I share a dead person's text message if it helps my argument? Why can't I do that? So you told me that this bitch
agriculture could take over Charlie's entire shit and your problem. TPUSA could claim to speak for him now that he's dead. They made an AI of him saying give the business to my wife for the fucking
more on whales or show up at that imbecile concert. You're telling me that that's bad to share
the text messages to show us the truth. Fuck you. And fuck you dad too bitch. I like what Spencer Guffry says here. He says stop it. Those text messages are really damaging to the lies we are trying to perpetrate. You know, her shit bag follows reason that P.O.W. M.I.A. him and Kerry conspired to make sure people know about the vets that were still there. That's all we had that problem. So after Megan tweets that stop sharing dead people's text messages your absolute psychopaths just share their
political organization with their wife who was in on their murder. So in in your view the real psychopaths aren't the people posting from Charlie Kirk's original accounts after his death.
The ones deleting his podcast episodes publishing books in his name or flipping his positions
for political convenience. Yeah, where you shit back Satan is father. You fat pig. No, that no, the psychopaths are the people quoting him in his own words. Just to make sure he isn't remembered differently from what he actually said. Do I have that right, Megan McCain? You do sir.
βTwist. Yeah, because her dad that's how his legacy is. Tweeting from Charlie's Twitter accountβ
and maintaining the Charlie Kirk show. That's okay. But sharing old texts crosses the line. Right. L.O.L. These people are actually real. Don't listen to things that he actually said. Listen to things that we told you that he felt like and he said Jolom Shabbat. So after Megan McCain tweeted that Candace Owen drops the hammer. Oh, he's going to be serious. My favorite. Yeah. This is the favorite tweet. Come back of all time. She Charlie said,
Megan McCain is a piece of shit. I mean, you know, I can't not like Candace for that. I just I have to like Candace for that. That's really what a beautiful. What a beautiful beauty. Retreat. What a hearty rejoinder from Candace Owen. Oh, hundred percent. Just bam.
βThat's what about that. That's what a mic drop moment is. And then underneath, she says pretendingβ
Charlie was friends with Ben Shapiro and filthy Nealcons. Like you simply won't be happening on my watch. That's a antisemitic. She did not see this coming. Megan McCain did not know that Charlie Kirk texted me. Candace Owen's that she's a piece. She did not see this coming. You know, do you know some dumbass friend of mine said, what is a Nealcon someone my age, by the way, not a young person because it's some talking pointy most of winter that their dumb shit Zionist
church to go, what is even a Nealcon? Why, you didn't look it up. They'll tell you what it is. You mean he act? Candace Owen's keeps going. She says, I've given them six months to stop lying about who his friends are. But Ben Shapiro attacking Megan Kelly and pretending he is now Charlie's night is where I draw the line. Megan Kelly was a friend to Charlie as was Tucker Carlson. Charlie Kirk says, I should roll my eyebrows out. This is absolutely ridiculous, characters.
Candace, do you really expect them to change in six months? We don't have that kind of money. Yeah, I want to dump that shit immediately. She's been pretty, she's like showing there a strength of Iran right now. This is, by the way, this is Megan McCain's husband, Benjamin DuΕ‘mΔ, DuΕ‘i Bey. He says, if Charlie Kirk remains the head of TPUSA, the right has an anti-Semite
Problem that will follow them in the coming elections.
He also tweeted out Kirk's TPUSA has made him a multi-millionaire who owns five properties.
He set to lead a $100 million, $100,000,000,000 go TV, go TV effort,
GO TV effort in Arizona, Georgia and Wisconsin, and he's, and he's saying Israel had a stand-down order and a lot and which they 100% did have, and that's a matter of public records. You second shit. They told me that's not a good thing. So that's her husband. So that's her husband just lying for Israel. Still better their father who belongs should rot in hell. I like this one. It says, "Yeah, why the F would we care about evidence when TPUSA can just make stuff up?"
I'll tell you what my Charlie would have said if you were here, that's exactly what they're doing. "Lay's my company to the wife." They made an AI, Mickey West texted me that they'd go, "If anything should ever happen to me, have you ever heard of anyone doing anything like that?" "No, you haven't." "If anything should ever have, like John Lennon didn't even do that with Yoko."
"If I should be killed by crazy Yoko's the new John Lennon, you never did anything like that."
"That's crazy talk. They made it with an AI and no one questioned it." "Here's a question for Megan McCain. Why are you painted in Maria Farmer's paintings?" "Well, I bet I know why." "That's her." "Yeah, I know why she is because she's part of the thing. Just like her scumbag father who when he died was given unto Histeah's bosom in the rotunda. You know that weird Bizarro,
where George Washington is Zeus on a throne, and heaven, you've seen that, right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, that creepy pagan thing in this fake Christian country." She's part of that cult that
βare shitbag fathers in that carries in and pushes it. All of them. That's why we have,β
uh, Osiris's dick as the Washington monument. There's a reason why. Because that's what they do, Maria Farmer painted that. "Yeah."
So, Dan by journal got confronted. Finally, someone confronted him and video taped it because,
you know, he's a, uh, a liar and he's a weak man with no spine and he screamed about the Epstein list and don't give up on the story and then he got appointed to oversee the Epstein list and he suppressed it and covered up for PDF file. "Well, he's up there." "I'm just going to leave that there." And so somebody finally gets to, uh, here, let's watch. As someone, this is from the shadow of Ezra, someone, confronts him about it about covering up for PDF files.
"You're a pedophile protector, a pedophile protector, a pedophile protector, a pedophile protector, you put, I was a cop for nine years, you're a pedophile protector, you're a pedophile protector, who's a cop." "Clearly, he's designed to be in public representing the country." "Am I right?" "Clearly." "Right now." "They should, they should keep them locked up in a leather gimp-out fit with a chain, like in Pope fiction." "Put them in a box. Uh, again." "Clent Russell tweets out.
βThe only way we will ever, ever, ever pierce the veil of Trump's heavily cloistered CNN says I haveβ
100% support nonsense is to talk to Trump, the exact way, as Banjino, mercilessly heckle everyone in this administration until they get the message, frauds and traders. So that's when you see Trump and public, you should treat him the way this guy's treating Banjino. "And by the way, Trump had the message when he came in, that's how he got elected." "Yeah." "He had the message." So it's not that they're not getting the message, but I say mock them on merciful and really like,
"We can all do our part to make a mockery of these people." "Uh, let's remember who his real allegiance is, too." "What causes the year to your heart?" "Cauze is the year to my Israel, the fence of Israel." "That's it." "I'm going to leave that there." "I'm just going to leave that there." "Here's another view of that. This is another view of that confrontation with Dan Banjino. There's another view of it." "Don't be a coward, Dan." "Hey, you're going to be trust pass through the
party." "Okay, this might be, you might feel like you're a coward." "God's watching you, man."
β"But this is, remember when we put it, we report, we sell. God's watching us. Go all out againstβ
the deep state. Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of Satan, man." "I'm telling you." "I'm ready. Why are you doing?" "I'm ready being Congress." "I'm ready. I'm planning." "I'm not afraid of Hillary." "I'm not." "God bless you, man." "I'm here in love, Dan."
You could hear the other guy yelling, "You're a pedophile protector.
a good cop, bad cop, him?" "Yeah, they good cops. So that was the good cop." "How is good cop, is the one to tell me of slur?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "That's Dan." "I didn't respond to the nice cops, but you're a cop." "It looks like the F-word is back in the lexicon and nobody's getting canceled for it anymore. That's because the ones who are angry about the F-word were such F-words about it that it burnt out the idea of being canceled." "You're a lie,
blame Tony, henceforth." "I blame Tony, henceforth." "Okay, uh, Dan Bongino." "Uh, leave it there with Dan Bongino." "I'm just going to leave it there. You're just going to leave it there." "Let's leave it there." "Let's leave it there." "Dan Bongino, let's leave it." "Right?" "Yeah, everybody wants to leave it there." "Yeah." "Okay." "Hey, this is Jimmy, who's this?" "What's that cat's Patel? Oh, what?" "Oh, Jesus Christ." "Uh, yes, F-word director Patel, thanks for calling.
How are you?" "Uh, you know me, dog, fling and rhymes and rejecting nines. That doesn't technically rhyme, does it?" "I see." "You love it, dude. You love it." "I love what?" "You love it,
well, dude. You know it. You can't even hide it." "You know, I'm not trying to hide it. I'm always
βvery happy when you call in." "I know that's why I love you, dude. You're real." "You know what I mean?" "I'm surrounded byβ
so many composers and Phones and D.C. It makes me sick, dog. Talking to you, Jimmy, is like a breath of fresh air." "Well, me's a lot." "Thank you." "Hey, you know what we should do sometime? We should both wait. Are you high right now?" "No, I'm not high right now." "Sick. Well, we should both do the exact same drugs and then do the show. Just see what happens. It would get off the rails, dude. Can you imagine how fucking Claude 70? Does he even be high as shit and sugar balls on the J.D.S.
Oh f**k it. Yeah, yeah. [laughing] Jesus. Jesus.
Jesus. [laughing] Yes, I'm sorry. [laughing] [laughing]
[laughing] [laughing] Oh f**k it. [laughing] Shit.
[laughing] [laughing]
You don't feel like doing this.
[laughing] Do drugs do the show! [laughing] Yes, I'm subleveled that would be fun.
βBut I don't think that would be very informative for viewers.β
And to that end, I should probably ask you about FBI matters. No, I don't make it complicated. Excuse me? Don't make this shit harder, it needs to be. You just f**k it, chill out. We don't have to talk about boring as jobs shit.
Fuck that, I'm so f**king tired right now. Okay. That's great, but I'm not high, and I have a job where I have to interview people to clean useful information for our viewers.
All right, okay, fine. Have your way.
What do you want to talk about, dude? Well, I, uh, I think, uh... Yeah, see, you even want to f**k it, talk about it. [laughing] Deep down, you just want to f**k around like me.
You want to talk about these nuts, dude? [laughing]
βAnd when I say Randy and them, the them are decent nuts.β
[laughing] Okay. Uh, Iran, the war in Iran, how's it going? It's going f**king killer, dude. We're bombing the shit out of Iran, a stand.
Uh, it's in our little buddy Israel. We're going to regime change the hell out of that place. How's that? All right, experts say that. That cannot be achieved without troops on the ground.
Didn't put troops on the ground, bro. Do it. I don't give a shit. Pro-tract that f**king shit, dude. Because, you know what?
After that war lasted years and fails, spectacularly. All those f**ked up military and intelligence gathering tactics. Not to mention the hardwill. Right where we'll return the state side to the FBI. And local law enforcement.
Hell yeah. Think I twisted that next gen shit will be. We're talking ed 209 from Robocop time shit, bro, him. So, that's why you support this war? Yeah, dude.
We get those treats. Those delicious war treats. Fucking scubby snacks, dude. And we hear the FBI preparing. Ha ha, how so?
Last week I had Dana White and UFC fighters come to FBI headquarters.
Did she just had an MMA fight?
No way. Ha ha ha ha. How did that go? Uh, not sure.
βI got knocked on just almost immediately.β
And without for most of it, but apparently Randy and them and everyone else.
[laughter] I actually happened. [laughter] Even if the FBI agents needed to be trained in some sort of martial art, I wouldn't think MMA would be the choice there.
Yeah, exactly dude. It was a pathetic macho stun on my part.
Just trying to look cool and connect it in manly.
I'm a deeply on serious public servant, dude. Actually, you know what? The public serves me. Make me a sandwich, you dumb public bitch. Ha ha ha ha.
Good lord. I told you you didn't want to talk about anything serious with being the state.
I'm fucking shameful, bro.
Yeah, indeed.
βHey, look, when we talk again, can we have a more substantive policy discussion?β
Is that really what you want? Well, deep down not really, but can you try being not as messed up on substances? I can try dude. I can't make any promises. Who knows what tomorrow may bring?
A bunch of ketamine, more operas. Getting fucked up at the PF Changs bar with sunglasses fill. Oh, what's that fill? The little wire going into your ear is telling us to get a couple of Irish car bombs. Oh, they don't serve those at the PF Changs bar.
Well, we're leaving and we're not paying because we're the fucking FBI. Oh, what? The jackalope is still open on the Maryland side. Let's fucking ride fill. Oh, man.
βAnd I will remember nothing has just acted.β
Okay, yeah, dude. It would probably give me a sober up a little bit to be honest. All right, later, man. Hey, become a premium member at GoToJimmydoorcomedy.com. Sign up.
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