Episode 912 | "Heaven Sent" - Free Transcript | The Joe Budden Podcast

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I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, inditing, or telling you anything about themselves.

Also, we do not encourage you to try this at all. We are trained professionals. We do not have your best interests at all. Or our own. Enjoy this show. All right, I'm good. You're all good. We are great. We are good, but let's get back in the end. Oh shit. Come on, man. We're here already. What's going on? What's poppin? Joe, how you feel? Real good. Well, that's not true. That's not true. My camera like. So you're not real good? Yeah, I celebrated my dad 70th birthday. Happy birthday, pot of 70. Good to know what your parents are. Tony was a couple years older. Yeah, no. What's the game comes out and they got put you at 75 minimal.

When did Italian restaurant? I can't eat Italian anymore, is it over? Was it bulge Italian or kind of like regular? No, it was real good Italian food right there in Harlem, but I can't do it anymore. I can't ever get Tony had me hugged in a smart toilet all night long, throwing up man shit. Oh, it was bad. It was bad. I'm just now gathering myself, getting myself together.

“So happy to be here with you brothers, but chunky for the Tony with the forks of Italian sausages. That's what it is. I knew it was such a little bit. I only got along.”

And I ordered some brands. He know, had the crab cake in Kalimari for the appetizing. You off the set. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She sounds good. Oh, make it a full time. Yo, you mix all that oink seafood, all that fish. Yeah, no wonder you were talking about all the different types of fishes you've mixed in your life. - Yeah, right. - And you mix a bunch of spray. - And you mix a lot of fish. - A dish? - Yeah, you know, you know what that life comes with.

- But I don't eat them with the oink and all that stuff. - You can be regular, right? - Yeah, you'll pass that for Brie's Bishick. You're gonna be on a toilet, Nick? - And on God, the smart toilet is the absolute worst toilet.

I think I said that up here for you, Nick.

- There's no word to be smart. - The toilet to throw up in. - Totally, totally, the shit keeps coming down. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You ain't that smart toilet porn? - I don't own a smart toilet.

I don't have, I don't have, I don't have smart anything. - It's like phones. - Smart toilet is the shit, except for when you need the early oink and the bubble gut. - You got smart toilet still?

“- I got, I use one upstairs, I don't use one downstairs.”

The toilet I use is it 'cause I'm basic by keeping one upstairs. It's good for like cleansing and, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, well, I am feeling good now. I have to be here with you guys.

Good to see y'all.

- Good to be sitting. - Good to be sitting.

- How y'all doing? - Good, good, good, good. - How was your weekends? - Good. - A little sleep. - Friday?

- Friday was a little bit for me, how's our side? - New work, actually. - We're all right. - We're all right. - We're all right. - Yeah, you ain't calling me for a permission slip.

- You right? - I felt safe. - They know though. - I felt safe. - They know you as well man, they know you as well man. - They know you as well man.

- They did, actually, they told me, I know wish. - There's a lot of that. - Yeah, sure, I love that. - It was just here the other day, yeah. - It's a lot of that.

- It was, yeah, you come too. - It was a good show man, it was a good show man, it was a good show man. - Yeah, you stupid man, he copped too. - But other than that, another bit for a weekend. - Yeah, I see. - Yeah, I see.

- I ain't wake up on Saturday to like four, five o'clock in the morning, I ain't get out the bed. I made four, five o'clock in the daytime, I was just telling you. - Absolutely.

- Yeah, in the daytime, running, I was just running around. My body was like, yo, chill out. That was Saturday, we're having Friday. - Yeah. - Friday, I work.

- We're here, got it, all right. - I'm just gonna try to say it. - From here, from this work, I work here. - So, that last year was so stressful, you slept the whole afternoon.

- I mean, we got off at five. - Oh, we got off at five. - Okay, look how you've engaged in it. - We got bad. Look how bad you could jam in the morning.

- No, we got off in the afternoon. - Yeah, we got off in the afternoon. - We got off in the afternoon. - That was a lot of we got off in the afternoon. - That's scary, that bullshit of work.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Have you answered in a question? - Well, I think we'll believe me. - I want to request it. - No, I don't want to.

- No, I don't want to.

“- No, why did you believe none of that say up here?”

Anyway, that's your well-rested. - That's your well-rested. - I'll give it up to you. - No, tell them when I was Saturday. That's it.

- You need to show those. - Quiet and we can. - I was in. - You're all quiet, we can. - Does involve going out once. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah. - Sometimes. - Sometimes. - Sometimes. - Sometimes. - Sometimes. - Well, what happens at our, I'll speak for me. My age, one night, the rest of the weekend is about to be quiet.

- Like, I learned that this weekend.

- Young guy, two nights in a row, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- And I got two spots in a row, no more either.

- Yeah, Nick is partying. - And you drink. - Yeah. - Yeah.

“- So yeah, that's what doesn't have a two night.”

- It's a JDV. - Yeah, you should go out. - I went out and left early. Normally, we'd be in the spot of two, some more, you know, what time is it?

105? I don't, I'm out. - Yeah. - Sports. - I did two spots this weekend.

My wife is at a town, she didn't put a recoil actually. So, it was luck. - Yeah. - It was luck. - It was luck.

- So it's been great, man. I mean, y'all miss her. - That's why you worked out, like you showed this is pumped. They look at your chest, you know. Nick is wife, leave for one little minute.

They hit the basement room. - But you hit the basement gym, the good buff. - Yeah, not a man's good. Does the time you need a little break, you know? - I'm trying to read which in T shirt says.

- Oh. - Lock. (laughing)

- Yeah, you were in this camp, ain't it, shit?

- I can't pay the phone. - Oh, my God. - I didn't even, you know, I didn't even read the shirt. It just was on the... - Is it not great now?

- I mean, tell that to my neck. (laughing) - It feels pretty awful. - And pause. - Don't but see, that was crazy.

- Yeah. - That was absolutely nuts. - That was absolutely nuts. - What's up, bro? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - I was like, "Boo, my brain, I'm f*cking shit." - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh shit, I fucked up. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They got rid of a glass.

- And you said the word. - Yeah, you said the word. - You said the word. - You said the word. - You said the word.

- No, no, no, no. - It was dry the dope weekend, man. Hangin' out with boozeroom, man. And I run around the city. Just learning some things and learn about the rossa fire,

and movement. - Just dope experience, man. - I hope I had a lot of fun this week, man. - This weekend. - Yeah.

- I had a lot of fun this week, man. - Chillin' man. - How do you recover? 'Cause you seem to be able to get out work, do things, you're still comin' like, look at the refreshment.

“- You should know about that, right, boy?”

- You know about that. - I don't sleep in the car. - I mean, this was just talkin' about that, though. - I know we ain't gonna start with that. - If you're sayin' the guy got caught with his wife,

'cause he's sleeping in the car before he comes in the house. - Like I said, that's how he decompressed. - We need our decompressing moments. - We do. - We do, and I didn't realize how important that was.

- You're heard that and didn't think that he's f***ing. - No. - Wait, I'm going outside to say the call for a little. - Like getting to the house and said the guy is sleeping in his car. - No, he says he pulled up.

- He sees in the car. - He sees in the car. - I was sleeping in his car. - I was so good. - You're taking this too far now, buddy.

- Yeah, not him, though. - I used to sleep in the car a lot. - And we know. - Wait, why? - It's like a pocket screen.

- You seem to sleep everywhere, right? - I posted that clarity, nigga. (all laughing) - Oh, shit, it's too rough for me. - This is gonna day we have it.

- He's got the whites in the car too. - He's gonna let it drop, but he don't. - Let it drop, yeah, let it drop. - Yeah, I don't want to go inside the house with a smell. - He got the gun compartment for the whites.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He got this shit from the whites, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He got this shit from the whites, yeah, yeah. - 108 points. - Why are you sleeping in the bottom?

- This was a year ago, like when I was younger, I'm sure. - Like 21. - Actually, I was living in Atlanta, and that's when it started, and I did it to those my thirties.

I couldn't get up. Like, if I could get home, as soon as I pulled up, I just couldn't get out of the car, and I would sometimes sleep three, four in the morning. - Oh shit.

- Do you want to let the low? - The drink? - No, not necessarily. Sometimes, but it wasn't like drunk. It was just tired, like I couldn't fight that shit.

But now, I said, I'll fret sometime, just 'cause I need a minute. - Yeah. - Just need. - It's gonna happen, Joe.

- Oh yeah. - You're not being a fake. - Oh man, please, please don't disturb me and y'all's. I don't relate to this. - I haven't, I haven't experienced it yet.

- Yeah, so I'm muting up. - Don't prepare me. - Please don't go, I don't need that. - You didn't use that. - You didn't. - You didn't even know. - Hold on, he's gonna have two entrances. - He's gonna have a big guy out there. - Yeah.

- He's gonna have three. (laughing) - I don't think I have a back cave in here, but I'm not a bad man. - I'm not a bad person. - I'm not a bad person.

“- It ain't like a space. - I think I have a back cave in here.”

- Let's just come in and guess what? - No body backs. (laughing) (laughing) - Stook it. - That's a crazy big guy. - Yeah, he's right down there. - Man, it caves on point. - But you're all partnered to see it.

- Can you make it a face? - Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. - Come on, up on this is what? - You're all partnered to work, right? - Yeah. - What's that gonna do? - Is that not enough of a break?

- See, that's why you're asking. - I'm asking. - I don't feel like anyone.

- I have no feelings, I've never lived this, I've never experienced this.

I've never proposed, I've never done this, I've never done this, I've never done this, I've never done this, I've never done this. - We work too. So when my girl I work, I'm at work. - So when you go home, you're seeing each other.

- Yeah, right. - Sometimes you want some home, ideal is home alone. - Yes. - But since you can't get home alone, you need some car alone. - Yeah. - That like, that's like the best you could get.

- Y'all let your partners have the same work schedule as y'all. (laughing) - I'm for the right? - Yeah, I can't relate. - How do you feel?

- I don't know nothing, I'm listening to my married brothers

and that's the end audience.

I'm not bringing up marriage no more fabbin' now. Fabbin' now on this body, it's over. So please, we have experts here. Please, if you have questions, direct the questions, toward these brothers.

- That's fair. - Something happened to make you change course. (laughing) Seems like such an abrupt shift for the previous episode. - It's hard pivot.

- Yeah, it's hard pivot. - You fucking Kevin McIntyre joke. (laughing)

- You tried to suck you, not even to me.

What the fuck did you do last time, huh? He's just a bullshit. - I got to watch it. Tell me what he said. - Nah, nothing.

- 'Cause you know what he tried.

“He tried to cater to them, make it so, you know what I'm saying?”

That's what he's doing now. He's just a bullshit and ain't trying to clean it up. - No, I don't think that's it. - That doesn't seem like it. - No, I don't think that's it.

(laughing) - For another reason. (laughing) (laughing) - You want it?

(laughing) - I'm put, I'm put, I'm put case for all you makeers. - No, I'm the great, I see all you're doing. - Are you good? - I'm great, flit.

- You got, I'm awesome, I'm more people. - Okay, and the family, listen to it. - It's just rigged Tony, I'm getting back together. Like if you're the only one, if I can spend the people on there. - Like, all right, you're gonna stand outside

“your house for hour, every night, what every day, what else?”

- I don't know, I don't know. - What other keys can you brothers help the men out there with adapting and getting ready for such an adjustment? - Just get your own space brothers, that's all. - Yeah, just copy this.

- That's Mark, what about you, what advice you got for your brothers? - One second. - All right, he's seconded Mark. He's seconded Mark.

- Freeze, I about you, man. - Thirded. - Thirded. - Thirded. - Thirded.

- Thirded. - I'm shit, I'm out of the way.

“- I love to break it up, the man cage is very important.”

- Sorry. - You're gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you. - I'm buying how you shut up somehow, realize what you got to do. - I don't believe that anybody-- - Why have it?

I said what you did there. - Yeah. - I'm not a work-down, that work, that work, that work, that work, that work. - Yeah. - I need the letters on the street, that the party and your heart is out.

- Make check what you want to, what you're about to show.

You made it up before, but you never really had a doubt.

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. [music playing] [music playing] [music playing] [music playing]