Andy Cohen’s Endless List of Cultural Offenses

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“I am your host, Maureen Callahan, Marlena,”

surprised me yet again, today's show. It's all about one of The Nerve's top repeat offenders, a top cultural repeat offender. Andrew Cohen, Andy Cohen, comin' atcha, then tomorrow we have an all new mini-nerve,

and when I tell you it was all hands on deck this week, Marlena and I were out in the field, reporting, bringing original stuff back to you. This is another one, you guys love it when we bang this guy like the cultural pinata he is,

we cannot wait, be sure to join us tomorrow, brand new mini 10am over on YouTube until then. Trouble makers, are you ready? Are you ready? Let's go!

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Bravo zone, Andy Cohen, known in these parts as Andrew Cohen, has not only blocked the nerve on social media. He's blocked me. He's blocked Marlena. He's blocked our segment producer who identifies

as such on social media. We died, we died when we realized this. You know, we were talking about should we do Andy, should we do him this week? We've been this, this one's been marinating for a bit.

And then when we started to see what he was up to, or try to see what he was up to on social media,

“we were like, why can't we see anything,”

why is he disappeared? He's disappeared. Marlena, I can't get him. Can you get him? It's his social media down, has he scrubbed it

for some reason, you know, there's this lawsuit coming up in September, and it's a banger. Perhaps he's just trying to get ahead of that. So we reached out to other people in our realm, and they were able to get on to Andy's social media.

And we said, that's it, he's getting it. He's getting it, so Andy, we know you're watching. We know, we know. It's very gratifying, very, very gratifying, not least because Andy would have us believe

that he is a media mastermind for the ages. That not since say Andy Warhol has someone really had a level of insight into how media works, how to dominate media, how to manipulate media, where media is going.

And he thinks that by blocking me and Marlena, that we're not going to be able to figure out how to find out what this trick is up to on social media, he hasn't realized that by doing so, even his one of his BFFs, our favorite Spritly 900-year-old

heroin, Sarah Jessica Barker, hasn't blocked me or the nerve or Marlena. She's smart enough to know you just make yourself a bigger target when you do that. Even Meghan Markle hasn't blocked the nerve or me.

And we know at the, well, we suspect heavily with good reason, just our supposition that she reads my columns over

at the Daily Mail that are highly, highly critical of her.

And that's putting it mildly. But Andy Cohen, like all bullies, cannot take it.

And so he blocked us in a fit of rage.

I mean, again, just myself as it should. And I don't know. Thanks, Andy. We begin now as discussed. And we'll get into the meat of this lawsuit. But Andy and Bravo and NBC Universal, the parent company,

attempted to have this lawsuit thrown out, brought by former Housewife of New York City, Leia McSweeney, who is alleging some very serious misconduct. And the judge said, no, this lawsuit is valid. And this lawsuit is going to go forward in a court of law.

And Andy's been playing clean up culturally. The nerve sees through it.

“People magazine plays along because that's what they do.”

They're forever in a supplicant position on their knees,

you know, ready to do whatever. The nerve sees through it, Andy, who's attendance at and hosting of, and again, I'm just going to say, this is the open rumor in New York media circles low these many years.

OK, I have heard it from someone in a direct position to know. One of Andy Cohen's favorite past times is a sex party. And when the nerve lays at reportedly allegedly, OK, now when the nerve lays out our evidence to you, the cultural jury, we think you'll probably

find that believable. But because this lawsuit is coming up, we have got to domesticate ourselves.

And we've got to get wholesome.

We've must get wholesome and feminist and feminist. It's not going to pass, Mr. Advener. Now, recently, and I mean, recently, like in June, we got totally spontaneous, not at all planned paparazzi images of Andy recently spotted on vacation

with rumored new boyfriend Kevin Sobielsky, by the way, age appropriate, which is another thing that we're going to talk about. This one's age appropriate, and this one's official. This one's Instagram official.

In Miami, this was posted on the gossip site, just Jared on June 4th. We're looking at three images of Andy with the boyfriend in Miami. OK, now, people magazine their report updated June 9, 2025,

their headline, who is Andy Cohen's boyfriend, all about Kevin Sobielsky. I am electrified. I quote from this article, "The reality TV mogul shared that they met in July 2025.

Trouble-maker jury, please note, July 2025, we have a timeline that has been established. Prosecutors love nothing more than a timeline." Myself included. So they met in July 2025 and have been going strong sense.

OK, going strong sense.

“Now, that implies that it's been monogamous, right?”

Cohen says, "I have to say it's been so easy." 11 months, we've not had one fight. It's not a real relationship. Just my opinion, just my opinion. Cohen continues, "We haven't had a disagreement.

We've just viewed life the same way. And one year later, I still can't believe I found him. How sweet." This guy tells on himself all the time. When we get to what really lights Andy up, what Ryan,

psycho-arsanist Ryan, put that big lighter away. This is not about you today. It's not about you. Just be thankful. Here's Andy on his eponymous, serious XM channel, Radio Andy,

on June 8th, 2026, declaring his new found domestic happiness. Here we go. OK, so let's talk real talk here. I feel like it's going to be listening to this show. Maybe you've gotten a sense that something's going on with me.

And this fella and I have been holding hands all over town, you guys. So it's wild that there were photographs taken.

“The other night, and people said to me, you were at via corrode, what did you expect?”

I've been in that restaurant holding hands with him for the whole time in the restaurant outside of it. Never. I didn't see a paparazzi, whatever. This is the nerve, as well as established, through our year, long tenure, year, year plus,

long tenure, long may we reign. These celebrities call these paparazzi themselves. OK, these guys are not wandering around New York City, hoping that they encounter the likes of Andy Cohen with his new official boyfriend blowing this story wide open.

At least over here. Now, we're going to look at those images, which were posted by Duan Warr on June 3rd.

“And here is why I believe Andy staged these photos, because Andy is a fame war.”

They're Andy can spot a camera in the wild, a camera lens from a million miles away.

And in this case, Andy is curiously not looking at the camera. Even with these images, he is curiously not looking at the camera. He is dressed by the way to be photographed. You know, this isn't a like end of the day out of work, clothes, especially when you spend your day as Andy does shooting and being television ready, most of the time, the impulse

is to get out of said clothes into something a little more comfortable and out you go and you're not camera ready. Andy's got makeup on in that photo. I can tell you. I'm trying to look just, oh, so casual.

It's like Meghan Markle in Montesito, you know, when she goes out in 90 degree weather, wearing her floor length, Max Mara wool, cashmere blend $4,000 coat and a paparazzi just happens to get that photo. It's all deliberate. It's all deliberate.

Back to Andy, on radio, Andy, being nice and wholesome here, we got.

I am really happy to say that I met the person you guys. For now, for now, trust me, once we're through this lawsuit, I guarantee you this guy is on retainer and Kevin, I'm just, you think this is, there's really no risk in doing something like this. If my theory of the case is correct, I would direct you to one statement ground.

And if something should happen to you, should you go missing, I have to warn you ahead of time. Had he Van Halen has his pause full, okay, he is not going to be able to even deputize trouble to orchestrate a true search for you. So proceed with caution, my man, proceed with caution.

Radio, Andy, by the way, has fewer than 43,000 subscribers on YouTube, the nerve dwarfs him in many ways.

“I mean, he is a pocket, he's what they call a pocket guy, you know what I mean?”

Okay, anyway. Getting for nearly a year, Andy says, dating for nearly a year, his self report as ratified in people magazine, now people magazine culturally is our court stenographer, our celebrity court stenographer. So if it's in people, it's true.

They are not in the business of alienating celebrities. I went on call her daddy, October 29th, 2025, okay, months in to this happiest, smoothest, most wholesome of relationships. Here he is talking to Alex Cooper. This is a mere eight months ago about his grinder profile pick and how he curated that.

And remember, he said, I recall this phrase. Because I thought it was again, it felt so artificial that he had been taking it with the new boyfriend's slow and smart. So this isn't sex party, Andy anymore, allegedly reportedly, here we go, okay, are you going on dates?

Yes. You are.

“I'm going on some dates, it's, you know, I have kids, obviously.”

And so dating is really children. And I meet two kind of people, people that I want to sleep with and people that I want to date. But we all do, so in people that I want to date and sleep with, obviously, that's the dream.

That's the dream. That's the goal. But so, you know, yeah, if you are trying to impress a man, what are you doing on a first date? I don't try to impress.

You don't. No. I mean, what do you mean, try to impress a guy? Like are you, standing certain, strong, or are you, no. And are you doing coffee dates?

Because you're like, where are you? I don't. I wouldn't try to impress someone. I would. They would want to be with me or not.

I don't want to be with some, you know, slurpy twink.

First of all, yes, he's Bravo's Andy Cohen, he's not going to try to impress anybody.

Secondly, he doesn't want to be with some slurpy twink. I would simply remove the adjective from that statement. I think a twink is fine. I think a twink is more than fine. And we will get to our evidence.

Slurpy, he doesn't, he would not, he would not prefer. Back to Andy Cohen, who still has the nerve, and me, and Marlena, and Alyssa, our segment producer, blocked, blocked, I tell you, blocked.

I received an email, which I do have to open my laptop now, because it's on my laptop.

“From a troublemaker named Jack, and this troublemaker said, "Love the Mini" about Andy's”

debauchery, and noted that we did bring up the radar online article that detailed Andy Cohen's relationship with a 28-year-old when Andy was 47, and I also alluded to a well-sourced person having told me directly that Andy likes them even younger than 28, and by which I mean teenagers. That is the report that I have from a very well-sourced person directly. Jack is troublemaker's rights, as you may know, Andy regularly features attractive male bartenders

as I candy on Watch What Happens Live, I do. He has admitted Jack rights to hooking up with one of them in the past. I did not realize that. Jack continues in 2016, Andy had on a 17-year-old boy named Frankie Katania bartending on

“his show, and openly flirted with him throughout the episode I am familiar with Frankie”

Katania, because he is the son of New Jersey Housewife Doris Katania, and when I tell you how sick and fucked up, this echo system is, if I had a teenage son, first of all, I wouldn't be anywhere near reality television, let alone the housewives, but secondly,

I would never let him anywhere near the likes of Andy Cohen, who, by the way, probably

thought he was being cute and clever and getting away with it by doing it and playing sight by doing it on television, because people would think, oh, he's just being fun and cute and flirty. Yeah, there's something sinister here, otherwise why would he do it on TV, that is exactly the point, that is the trick, that is the Jedi mine fuck right there.

“Katania Jack rights was born on October 8th, I love troublemakers, you guys are the fucking”

best. Katania was born on October 8th, 1998. This episode aired on July 31st, 2016, so Frank was indeed a minor. This episode, season 13 episode 129, high Andy appears to be scrubbed from the internet, but here are some remaining screenshots and tweets from fans who were already calling

it inappropriate at the time. Thank you Jack for sending these screenshots and these comments about Andy, Andy seemed like a perv last night. Andy Cohen is shamelessly hitting on Frank Katania, Andy, he's 17, keep your tips coming, keep your tips coming, we're going to get Andy fucking flushed out of the culture.

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Andy Cohen, one Andrew Cohen, okay, this was amazing, the timing of this stuff impeccable.

The nerves mini dropped almost two weeks ago now, okay. One week and one day after our mini aired, in which we opened it by saying, guess what,

and one of our producers personally, he went Instagram official with his new boyfriend,

Instagram official. We're no longer sex party Andy, we're no longer drug taking sex party Andy, who's making lots of money off of the human carnage that we cultivate, promote, promulgate, no, no, no, no, no. We're holding some Andy now, you know, of course there's like this major lawsuit coming

up in September that's accusing him of all manner of degradation, this has nothing to do with that whatsoever, no, don't be silly. Now, bravo officially announced this on their official website, just to hammer it home, okay.

“And then before their report, they put some key takeaways on top of the report, so it's”

like a little cliff notes version for everybody in case they, in case reading the full

report, it proves to, to challenging. So the key takeaways are, per the official bravo report, number one, Andy Cohen made his relationship with boyfriend Instagram official by sharing a date night photo on July 18th, point to bravo personalities, including Kyle Cook, Kate Chastain and aside Kate Chastain being the bravo celebrity who was next to Andy in that video that was sent allegedly to Brandy

Glandville in which Andy's eyes were better than usual, like they were blacker than usual. He looked fucking black out drunk. I don't know what he was on allegedly, just my supposition, but it was, it was Andy and

“Kate Chastain saying to Brandy, and this is graphic, I'm just going to warn you, hey, brandy,”

guess what, guess what, we're fucking tonight, and you know what we're going to do, we're going to talk about you the whole time, so it's almost like you're here, it's like we're having a threesome. Do you want to join? Do you want to join us on FaceTime?

That was Brandy's boss. Other bravo personalities, including Tamara Judge and Captain Sandy Yon, publicly celebrated the couple in the comments, point number three, Andy Cohen revealed, I'm on pins and needles. The couple met at a Hampton's party in the summer of 2025, definitely not a sex party, definitely not, and said his boyfriend has formed a strong bond with his children after

a slow and intentional introduction into family life. Here's the photo, again, we're domesticated, Andy now, okay, posted this pick on July 18th, five days later, a summer Friday, the caption date night, heart emoji star emoji, rainbow emoji, sun emoji, thunder emoji, day after that, Andy posted this video. Now this video wound up in my feed, because it went out to page six and other news outlets,

I guess Andy does want to make sure that we get the nerve, can see what he's up to, even if he's peevishly, patchulantly, childishly blocked us, I guess, on principles of Andy Cohen as principles, moral ethical or otherwise, get the fuck out, because, I mean, this thing, again, the fates fortune, what have you smiles upon the nerve? They want the nerve to continue growing and winning, and it was 12 minutes after when I

checked Instagram, and here this was top in my feed, you know how we talked in the mini, we buttoned up Andy's sad life and career of just degradation and grossness, and a lack

of talent really, because he stuck a bravo, he'll never get out of bravo, despite openly

lusting for like that chair next to Kelly Rippa, like one of his friends, one of his friends from the anthons. Kelly knows, she's no dummy, Andy, we buttoned that whole segment

“up by reminding everybody that the possibly the worst thing Andy has ever done was dumping”

his dog, his dog of like seven years named Waka, who he went on and on and on about on that sad life. I talk show he hosts in any number of books that he's published on social media, Waka had changed his life, Waka had made him a different man, a better man, what's better than a dog, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, seven years later he dumps the

dog and he blames it on having a baby. Let's roll this video of Andy on July 22nd, it was posted on Andy's Instagram on July 22nd.

He's definitely not reacting to the nerve, he's definitely not reacting to the nerve, if he's simply reuniting with the dog he dumped. Here we go. I am happy to report that I am with an old old friend. See how I'm over, why the sun glass is high?

The dog is thoroughly disinterested in him, he's like yeah, I smell you, I don't, I don't want to change my life, open me up to everything and I'm so lucky and I'm so much better for it. It's dog, it's like getting out of here.

Sure, Andy, okay, that's it, here's what you want my impression of Andy, just based

on things that most of everyone in the media has heard low these many years, this would be a more accurate depiction of what Andy's up to on a sunny summer day. Andy Cohen wants to be in with all the real deal, I mean it's dying anyway, why does he care? But when Stephen Colbert was leaving and all the late night guys got together for that

podcast and Steve and Colbert talked about how we wanted to fuck Scarlett Johansson and all that.

“Andy's like why aren't I invited to this roundtable of wits?”

What? I have a late night talk show, why aren't I included and they're like we don't want you. They don't like it, they just don't like it, when Jimmy, when Julie Kibble came back after exiting for a few days, I don't think it's because it's just a few days.

He thanked all his fellow late night co-hosts and he forgot to mention Andy, he didn't forget.

He didn't mention Andy and then the next day he apologized, so this is not the first time

this has happened. Andy, yes, definitely desperately wants to be part of this club, Vanity Fair, Graydon Carter did a piece on all the late night hosts many years ago and it was a they didn't include and they just, I think it's because that show they looked down then notice that, they think it's a silly reality show and you know Andy can be annoying

“there's no doubt about that, but he's one of them, that's so I believe, do you know”

who asked they don't include Greg on Fox News, he's a late night show host, and he gets more ratings than all of them combined, and so Andy here, I think, yeah, it's just that click, it's that thing that happened at school, when you're hiring the cool crowd or you weren't, and it's just not part of that group, but the more he tries to be accepted, the meaner they are, they are mean girls I did, I'm not, I don't often defend Andy

Cohen, but I'm gonna hear, you're better off with that, Amanda, you are better off with that, right? Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying?

By the way, do you have any theories I wanted to ask you about this, you know, Andy made a big deal about going public with this age-appropriate man, I think he's 42, who Andy

“says he's been seeing for like the past year, and he said something akin to like, I think”

this is right, I was taking it slow and smart now, many of us in the New York media world have heard tell of sex parties at Andrew Cohen's house, okay? I'm not a, allegedly reportedly, nothing wrong with it, concerning adults and all, but I wonder if Andy trying to, now portray himself as a serious adult in a committed monogamous relationship is Andy trying to get ahead of something.

There's a mostly coming up in just a few weeks, Lea McSwaney, one of the real high sites of New York students, brother, and she's got the receipt, she's got the email, she was on brother when Andy was at a sloppiest, when we'd see him as drunken or looking appearing to be drunk, maybe even something else, we've all bumped into Andy at the boom boom room where he was there five nights a week, we've all seen him out, like it's not, it's not like

he's Mary Poppins, we've all had to, it's not, it's not like he's Mary Poppins, we've all had to, it's

those kids, they've never seen him, those children never seen him, in case the oldest kids

are gonna need a lifetime of therapy, run the company people magazine, have we met, have we had that help for having the baby, that you're having it back after the shoot, and so they all, let me tell you this, this is such a good gossip, so we asked that okay magazine, we used to pay millions of dollars to photograph the babies, and there was one celebrity that wanted the check, we couldn't give them the check until the issue, it's new stands because of a picture, leaks out, and

million dollars for it, exclusive, is violent, and so the babies, so there's some debate here, when should you shoot the baby, this one celebrity wanted us to shoot the baby, within like days of the birth to get the check quickly, I think we blinded this baby, like this baby hadn't opened this heart, this baby had it after birth on its tail, so it's too soon to shoot this baby, we can't keep shooting the baby, and the baby's like, "Hey baby, size, look,

I'm twitching like this, so these celebrities, when you see a kid, are the cover of a magazine,

up, and my word, I got it right about Ryan, and Blake, I'm going to get it right back, Andy,

we're going to see Andy pushing his kids around in a strong level, we're going to see the he does, they're going to be at the park with his new nice guy, Andy has had a very colorful post, and when he was enjoying that, the Leah was also on the house twice, she knows this, he's got every seat, she's got the text, she's got the e-bows, so what she's about to present is going to be so delicious, and he's going to try a cancerous by having lots of pictures of him in the

happy, nice, sensible boyfriend and kids, the dog's gonna come back, they might get the dog back,

“my dog, that's what he is, you know, NBC Universal tried to get the judge to throw Liam”

McSpoenies, lawsuit out, and the judge said no, no, no, this can go forward, she's got it, go forward, guess what else we're going to brace yourself to see in your Instagram feed, Andy, drive it out to the handtons with the two kids, and oh my god they're driving me crazy, I'm just trying to get through the LIE, Andy Cohen, accused of hiring, still blocked, still blocked, like, oh no, gratifying, he's accused of hiring Madonna's daughter, mercy, James, who is 20, to work back stage

at Watch What Happens Live Madonna, come and get your daughter, nothing good happens around Andy Cohen, we know this, that's right, run for the hills, so Abby's been a long time Madonna fan, if he's asked to be asked me an ask many times, what's the long guess, who's the long guess you'd like to be on

your show that you've never got, he always stays Madonna, I've been to Madonna concerts and I've seen

him try to get her attention, he puts it all on his jumping up and down, it really hurts him, that Madonna does have some relationship with Anderson Cooper, who is his friend, but she doesn't have a relationship with Addy Cohen, there is no way that Andy would have hired this young lady to work at his show if it didn't benefit Andy, he's going to use this as bait to get the queen there,

“but I don't think going on his show is enough, I think he wants to be friends with with Madonna,”

oh yeah, no, can I have it? Dying, he's gagging for it, I just want to show this really funny clip of Andy, this is how Andy will debase himself, a television camera wherever it is on QVC Rob, on busy Phillips's short-lived, failed talk show, on QVC, on two years ago, okay, this is she's asking him about his failure to secure Madonna for a watch what happens live appearance, this is one year before the nerve ever existed, Tim Madonna, all fucking day long, here we go,

patty upon, did calm, did, did calm Madonna, a movie killer, she did, that was rough, yes, and then Madonna called me a trouble-making queen, last time I saw her in concert, she's like, "I want to talk to you about me on your show, you're a trouble-making queen."

“That's our that's our appellation for Andy from now until Kingdom Come.”

Trouble-making queen, you are a trouble, it's a it's a title here he weighs it as an entrepreneur, he loves her so much, he wants her so much, and it really does give me so much pleasure that she just flicks him away like a fly, she's like an ad, she does, she doesn't want it,

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sources telling Naughty but Nice that Insiders increasingly believe Cohen could be among the first high profile casualties once the network's ownership changes. People are already talking inside

the business, as though his time is winding down. He is a liberal New Yorker who has never hidden

his disdain for Trump and MAGA world many Insiders don't see him fitting into the next chapter. Now, this we're talking about Barry Weiss coming in. She's already, she's rolling heads over at CBS and it's a mess over there. Andy's best friend Anderson Cooper quit 60 minutes. He said he did not want to work for Barry Weiss. If she comes over to CNN, Anderson may walk from CNN, but she is reportedly, allegedly, no fan of Andy's what do you know? Yeah, that's exactly right. Barry Weiss,

the Sky Dance Sky Horse, they're going to get CNN. It's in the Sunday. It's going to happen. And so these are the same people that bought CBS and surprise when you get a new boss, they bring in their people. There's no shame in that. There's nothing about that that is wrong.

“What is wrong is thinking that you can somehow, you're so important to an organization that”

it can't continue with action and is a really easy person to fire. He works for four hours once a year, under years ago. This year, he was on a few days ago because of the fourth of July, but that

was a special. And that show was always very controversial within CNN, the drinking,

the MAGA thing off, the going after the mayor, the going after Trump, the going after public officials, he always made journalists at CNN, very, very young comfortable, but the ratings were good and he's best friend, got him the job. I get that. Anderson Cooper has a lot of power at CNN, but the staff, the people that really do the work, not on camera, the people behind the scenes, work in day in day ad, on real credible journalism, they never liked Andy Cohen.

He turned up as a showpony and he's reading this. And he would admit that, Andy's success is that he's so over the top and he has very strong opinions and in a Wendy Williams type of

“way, he would say them and that's what has made him so successful, a bravo. And what has made”

him so successful doing that New Year's Eve countdown at CNN, the difference now is the new bosses are not like that. They're not, they don't want to showpony, they don't want somebody standing on ceremonies, they don't want somebody insulting the president and his family,

Andy too insulted them. He used to be an intern at CBS, he was a book but I first met Andy,

he was a booker on the morning show at CBS and so they asked him what he thought about the new management and he said it's a mess and it's falling apart. You can't criticize people, this isn't just in TV, it's any job. I can't say terrible things about somebody who's going to be my boss. If I'm buying your company, I'm going to come in and I'm going to give you all the chance, but if you can't keep that mouth shut, you're going to be gone and Andy doesn't need

this job financially. I think he likes it because it's another job he loves being on TV, although he gets enough hours on TV every day, you think he would be happy, but Andy's going to be, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. Andy's a easy to fire, they can fire Andy and nobody will notice. The big questions are going to be Anderson. What are they going to do, Anderson? He's made it very clear. He won't work with Barry Wise. Well, get well, that's what? She's in the new boss,

some leave. Anderson will leave, Andy will be fired and the two of them will start a podcast

“together. That's exactly what it is. That's what's going to happen. That's it. And by the way, I think”

that this will really hurt Andy Cohen. I think emotionally this will be a huge blow to his ego Rob because forever he has been trying to catapult himself out of bravo into media gigs that feel more credible at least to him, right? Forever he is wanted that chair next to Kelly Ripper. Yes. Yes. I knew it when he's Instagram. He's Twitter changed from bravo Andy to Andy. He took the bravo. He used to be bravo Andy, and that's not his Andy.

He loves the money from the high volumes. He loves the fact that he's just bought a new house in the Hampton. He loves the bravo. We'll talk about that on a future nerven night. He doesn't want. He doesn't want the stench of bravo. And so, Andy would love to legitimize himself. And I think that's what he's tried to do. Particularly if this big court case coming up, Liam's one of the highest five so in New York is, has she said she's got receipt,

she's got emails, she's got, she's got the receipt, and she's going to show them. You're right, Andy. See and I legitimized Andy. He would have loved, and so it's going to hurt him more than Anderson Cooper. Andy Cohen. Okay. This is too good. There are members of Nerf HQ texting this to me,

squawking on and on about being in a very happy relationship with his boyfriend who doesn't care about the housewives. He told Craig Melvin like the guy like he doesn't care about celebrity

junk and like he doesn't even he's never even seen an episode of housewives, which is code for like

he's with me for me, not because I'm like famous or I'm like paying him a monthly retainer. Just a guess. Just my my guess. Um, because as you know, Andy is facing a very, very serious lawsuit in New York in September or October, in which many many nefarious things are alleged.

“And Andy is I think, you know, the nurse theory of the case is that Andy's trying to clean himself”

up and domesticate himself. He's going public with a boyfriend who is age appropriate 12 years younger, but still generationally appropriate. He's reunited with the dog that he dumped, and we're going to show trouble maker art involving Teddy and Andy's former dog. Um, and he's showing architectural digest the house he built on the ocean in the Hampton, so that is definitely not designed for sex parties. No, no, no. It's designed for a small children. I defy him to give me

their current whereabouts at the moment. Like the nannies are raising those kids. Anyway, so there's this guy named Robert, excuse me, Robert. Supposed that a junior who went on Instagram and wanted to let Andy's official boyfriend Kevin so be asking no that he saw Andy on a dating app called Field and it spelled F-E-E-L-D. Now, I asked a member of team nerf who is definitely not Marlena because Marlena will do a lot for this show, but

there are two things she will not do. She will not buy a cafe on Amazon for any sort of set or prop work we want to do because she is afraid of what the algorithm will push her way and/or that Homeland Security may knock on her door. Number two, she will not go on dating apps that are designed for promissuous gay men. She won't do it. I don't know why, but she pushed that off to somebody else on team nerf who I don't know. But anyway, this person came back and reported,

“I think everybody just wants their anonymity here, that Field is an alternative location-based”

dating and social app designed for open-minded individuals, couples, and the curious. Reddit says it's "Kink Friendly". So we know, I think, just my opinion that Robert Sepulvita Jr. is telling the truth. Okay, this is a post that we're going to show from someone who goes by Mr. Housewives, directed toward Andy's boyfriend Kevin Sobi Eski, Kevin Get out of this man, your name is already getting muddied. On August 5th, 2026, and Robert himself is a

practitioner of the reality show arts. He was on a dating show called Finding Prince Charming that aired on Logo back in 2016. Okay, so Robert is an out gay man as well. And he took to Instagram, to publicly claim that none other than Andrew Cohen, message him on Field on July 8th of this year. July 8th, he claims he got a voice message from Andy on the app. Okay, on said date, and he also sent a DM to Kevin directly informing him of Andy's activity. Want to know

what he wrote? Yeah, here's what he wrote. Hey Kevin, just wanted to give you a heads up. Andy is

on Field with an anonymous profile. I have a profile there too, but my face is hidden. He actually messaged me thinking I was someone else. Once I told him it was me, I've known him for about 10 years. He said it would be called dangerous if anything happened. Dangerous is a weird word.

“I think Andy's dark. I think the guy's fucking dark. It would be dangerous if anything happened”

because I've been on a few TV shows. So what? So what? Andy just rolls around in that reality world. He loves people who've been on TV. Robert continues to Kevin in this alleged DM, which I believe. Hey, if you two have an open relationship, then no worries at all. If not,

I'd probably pay attention because he's clearly looking for something else. Andy has always been

blocked him. I think I think every day Andy wakes up and thinks that one of the smartest things

“he's ever done was blocking the nerve and me and Marlena, at least one of our producers.”

I also think that Robert is being very generous in this assessment because I just think Kevin's like a bot and paid for like public relations beard, you know, Kevin's supposed to make Andy look respectable now. He's still the same slimy sludgy, you know, guy he ever was just my opinion.

Okay. Now, trouble maker Allison sent this art in and it was so good. We put it on our

substack. I put it on my personal Instagram account and now I'm sharing it with all the trouble makers. This is Teddy taking walk as statement and that's Teddy from the back. That's Walker.

“We think Walker's being very truthful. He's got both paws on the table. He's not even looking”

at the bowl of treats and Teddy's taking notes from walk as report that he was minding his own business when he's former owner, a costume on the street and poor walka wants nothing to do with this. And as I said, number one, it was cut out of that, but the the whole image you can see a bunch of other dogs in the background waiting to give their own report to Ted. And secondly, a couple of coffee to which I said, like, I didn't even know Teddy was drinking coffee now. I'm really worried

about that dude. I mean, he is fully grown but like, I feel like stunts everything and he's like already so compact. But I'm very proud of him. I'm very proud of him for being the kind of investigator

“that I think a traumatized dog like Walker feels he can trust. I think, you know, Teddy does believe”

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