The Sussex Spiral - Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Endless Drama

- Hello and welcome to a summer Friday edition

“of the nerve, I am your host, Marine Kallahan.”

And if you've been watching over the past week, my throat has been through it with this summer, cold and I have seen many of your very kind emails and comments on YouTube encouraging me to rest because otherwise several of you were teachers

and powered through things like this, told me that by powering through, you actually did permanent damage to your vocal cords, which I have to say in my naivety about this stuff and kind of just like the way I was raised

was just like you power through. You just like deal with it. I take your words too hard. And so today I'm going to take a day of rest, but team nerve has nonetheless put together

a very special compilation episode for today.

“And tomorrow we are back with an all new mini nerve.”

Not to worry and this mini, this mini is, it is a piece that we had originally planned to do on an earlier show this week. And we didn't have enough time. This piece we needed to let breathe.

The nerve is covering what we believe is a major, major celebrity scandal that no other media outlet will touch.

And as we always say, mainstream media,

keep ignoring these blatant stories that are right there for the taking. Leave them to us over here at the nerve. We're extremely happy to have it all to ourselves. Until tomorrow, we've got a great,

nervie compilation of the greatest hits leveled against the culture by none other than the gruesome too some. And so we ask, are you ready? Are you ready?

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and her hapless, ballless husband Prince Harry. This report from the Daily Mail, Harry tells Australians he didn't want to be a royal, and I'm going to read a little bit from this. It's was published April 16th by Martin Robinson.

Prince Harry today declared that he never wanted to be a working royal,

because it, quote, killed his mother. No, his mother was killed by a drunk driver. She refused to wear a seat belt and if she had stayed a royal and had not also refused her royal protection, she would still be alive.

After Harry's wife, Megan, wait for it. Oh, my God, you guys, you know I say, Megan has firmly entered into her camp era, which is where she will remain. Like she's in full camp, like it's camp.

but there's no way this trick as fans in Australia.

We are from Australians all day long.

“She was, quote, bullied online for a decade.”

What does she mean was? And bullying is not the correct word, Megan. We just see you. We just see you. And became Megan says, quote,

the most trolled person in the entire world. Now, that's a megalomaniac for you. That's a malignant narcissist for you. She's not just trolled. She's the most trolled.

And she's not just the most trolled in America or North America, but she's the most trolled in the entire world. Like she has to be the best of everything, even if it's being the worst.

Even if it's being the living fucking worst,

which is what Megan Markle is. And you know, when Kinsey Scofield was on not too long ago, we said that we were going to start calling Megan, what was it? It was the rapist, right?

Off from a rest of development, which is like, you take it apart, that the rapist and it's the rapist. Like she's a cultural rapist. Like we're sick of her shit.

She has to fuck up. Continuing on from the Daily Mail report, the highly personal and emotional comments came on day three of the Duke and Duchess's Australian tour.

Speaking at the, are you fucking kidding me? $1,000 ahead.

What idiots are paying $1,000 ahead to listen to?

What I'm about to tell you, and I'm gonna guess that you guys can guess this. At an inter-edged summit, inter-edged, very interesting. In Melbourne Park, Harry said he had quote,

mind you, this is a middle-aged man, middle-aged, what passes for a man. He had felt quote, lost, betrayed, or completely powerless end quote during his life. Quote, "After my mom died just before my 13th birthday,

I was like, I don't want this job, I don't want this role, I don't like it." Then leave, get out of our lives. God, God, the lack of self-awareness. What are you doing over there?

You're trying to be royals. You're trying to be royals. So if you don't like it, leave. Now, Megan spoke to students at Melbourne's Swinburne University of Technology about the dangers of social media,

and it's impact on mental health, urging them to be, quote, "strong." She added, for now, 10 years, every day, for 10 years, I have been bullied and attacked. I'm still here, regrettably.

Regrettably, Megan, Markle, is still in our fucking faces. Now, my algorithm knows that I'm involved with the nerve, clearly, because this next clip crossed my feed not long after these two losers and trust me, they are losers.

Who's going to pay? Who among you really is paying a thousand bucks ahead to listen to this guy, Winge, and Mone all day long. In Australia, they have been dubbed the Ginger and the Winger. And it's Chef's Effing Kiss.

Now, we're going to look at Megan at a women's shelter in Australia in Melbourne, and we're going to take a look at this real lesson.

“If you can hear, I think the audio is up enough”

of what this homeless woman says to Megan as Megan, her wrist watch alone, which belonged to Diana, it's a gold cardiac tank. That is worth $26,000, here we go. - I didn't look at mine, it's the leader of the Shumma's mine.

- Oh my gosh, it's so, it's very big. - And it's like children in the air. - Oh my gosh. - I don't think the lobby is this one. - You are so nice.

- So, the woman who's off cam, because we cannot have an actual homeless woman in the same frame as Megan Markle. I believe she's wearing like Christian Dior, which I'm sure she had to buy off the rack.

I just do not think the house would loan her. Anything, I believe it was also Megan Markle's camp allegedly reportedly that at some point last you're floated that Dior would just die to have Megan as the face of the house.

So, this woman is saying to Megan, oh my gosh, do you look like a model? You look like a model, you look so good. And Megan's like leaning in over the food. Again, we're just like leaning over food.

Like we did in our Netflix special that was just asked

“unceremoniously, and she goes, wait, say that again?”

I can't hear you, could you say it louder? You know, there's cameras here. You're saying I look wonderful, right?

And then she does that thing, she always does where she,

“but I'm just like, oh, God, are you serious?”

I can't believe it, oh God, she has the temerity to show up at a shelter, feeding people who don't have money to purchase a hot meal, dressed, in clothing, and jewelry. Whose worth is the equivalent of a down payment

on a house in front of homeless people. This fucking fuck-wit, twat! You know, Mark, it is because of you that the phrase "trophy behavior" is now part of my lexicon.

- Yeah. - Megan Markle. - Yes. - And this is what I'm quote, friend. Kelly McKee, Zaj Fen, if I'm saying this, right? On the red carpet at the Alliance for Children's Rights 34th Annual Champions,

for Children's Gallaudet, that's a mouthful. It's Beverly Hills on March 19th, 2026, we are looking right now at Megan on the red carpet with Kelly, who is visibly pregnant, and Megan is rubbing, rubbing her friend's belly,

as if it's a trophy.

“- Yeah. - When you see when you look at this, Mark.”

- Maureen, why am I bothering to show up anymore? Now, you know that that's trophy behavior. You've picked me to the post there, because it is exactly that. Listen, when we go out and we touch stuff,

it's one of those signals of this is desirable, and or this is mine, I own this. In fact, if you work in a retail store, what you want to be looking out for is when potential customers go and touch an object,

not just look at it, go and touch it. It's desirable to do that. - You can tell you. - Well, it says that they want it closer to them. They want it to be theirs, they want to handle it. They want even more sensory information from it.

And so for pregnant women, they often feel, as I've heard it, that everybody thinks they own them. The moment they get pregnant, you know, everybody owns you.

Everybody thinks they can come in and touch that area. Of course, they can't, they can't, it's yours. It's not theirs, nothing to do. - It's so, especially, it's such a sacred, private idea that somebody would not only touch it

without asking, but then begin caressing it and framing it with their hands. It's like, hey, Megan, you asshole, we all get it. She's pregnant, it's not about you. - Right, right, right, right.

Well, look, here's what I'll say.

Here's what I'll say, Mory, this does happen a lot. So this is not necessarily outside of one of the social norms that shouldn't really be a social norm. It shouldn't really be a social norm, that you can just walk up to any pregnant woman

and go, oh, I'm gonna have a feel of that. I mean, everybody knows that's kind of odd. It has become a bit of a social norm. I think people do push back on it now as they should. I think Megan Michael should be one of the people

who should know that is something you kind of ask permission around. - I mean, she's allegedly been pregnant, twice herself. - You would know. - You would think she would know.

- He would know. - The other thing, Mark, though, that struck me about this clip in particular is that it seems, once again, a rank-over compensation on Megan's part to show, look everybody, I have a friend.

And not only do I have a friend, she's such a close friend that I can fairly, my word, I'm a West her, I'm a red carpet, and she's gonna love it. She's gonna love it, 'cause that's me. - Well, look what she could have done instead,

which is something called framing, which is when you kind of frame it and go, hey, look at that, isn't that great?

“Isn't that the most important thing in the room, okay?”

Which we see in some of these red carpet photographs, when somebody's with somebody else and they point at them to go, look at who I'm with, that person totally out ranks me, look at that, look what I've achieved to be next to that.

She could have done a framing, she doesn't, she does ownership, essentially, which is, yeah, I mean, you read it exactly right, and I'm so pleased you're picking up these ideas of trophy behavior, it's brilliant.

- We all are, we all are Mark, you're expanding our minds, we love it, okay, here's Megan in the bathroom at the same gala, I don't know about you, Mark, but whenever I'm lucky enough to be in a five-star hotel at some event, the bathroom attendance break out

into dance all the time, there's never a music

in those rooms if there is, it's that ambient music, and tell me what you're seeing, you know, Megan's off in that side of the frame, tell me what you're seeing in the camera angle, tell me what you're seeing, she's trying to convey to us

because that was clearly taken

- Yeah, well, look, there is a little element

“of here of, hey, look what I've got with here,”

this is really interesting, this is really entertaining. So there is something quite nice about not necessarily the emphasis being on her, but who she's with, and I don't know who these people are, and maybe you stay in their bathroom attendance,

so fantastic for them to have a moment on social media. - Mark, not to stop you right there, but are you implying that they could perhaps not be real bathroom attendance, but perhaps professional dancers

that those two hired to dress up,

because I've never seen a bathroom attendant

do like a practically a backwards flip? - Yeah, I mean, and also, where's the, that by the vanity mirror there, and where's the stuff that a bathroom attendant might have at the vanity?

- Yes! - So I'm unsure, there's something a little confusing about this, and here's what I like to this, this is a slippery slope. The moment you're now doing your social media

from the bathroom, nice bathroom, very lovely hotel bathroom, so, you know, but the moment you've gone down that route, what's the next step, and the next step,

and the next step, it's, you know, I've always said,

privacy is analog, we're in a digital age, and so a lot of privacy went a long time ago, but there is a certain element, which is, you're probably not going, I'm probably not gonna do this from the bathroom morey, and I hope if I did,

you would say mark, you're not invited anymore,

“we're not, we're not going in that direction, okay?”

- You know, it's so funny, you say this, these are the, you know, you look at things, you know, beyond the body language, we're looking at the setting, this is the theater, this is staged, this is the set, as you say,

and there seems to be the connective tissue with these two clips to me, seems to be that Megan is trying to communicate a sense of earthiness, right? Here's a pregnant woman, here I am in a bathroom, I am a human being, bodily functions are not beneath me,

I can get real with people who are of a lower class than I am. They love me, I can have fun, and it's all, she can't figure out why none of us are buying what she's selling, and it's exactly what we're seeing. - It's exactly, exactly, exactly that is on,

I'm just like you, well, kind of, you're not, because you won't see me in the bathroom. - Thankfully, she's not like any of us. The rest of us normal, you know,

“it passes for normal out here in these main streets.”

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- Megan and Harry, going broke. They've protected themselves with a question mark, but the reporting inside is that things are very grim, page six, banner story on May 13th, Percerinate, then Meg dusting off her suit's money is tight,

set a source in the know. As another double-sourced told us

that Markle and Harry need at least $6 million a year,

just for operating expenses in their home in Montecito. There have been rumors that Markle has been speaking to Hollywood executives, those who will take her calls, that is my aside. To start acting again, she is looking for a steady role

reports have it in a TV show, but this is roundly denied by Sussex insiders. What do you know, Rob? - Yeah, I read this song magazine story, like you would for word, it is multiple sources.

in the financial times, it was very detailed

“in their finances, they really did deep into the fact”

that this couple spends a lot of money every month and doesn't have a lot of money coming in. It's that simple. You know from whatever job you have with it, you be a royal, you work in entertainment,

you work in a restaurant, you know how much money comes in

and it's always a bad idea

when more money is going out than coming in. And so that's the problem here. Forget you are as forget royal titles, they're living beyond their means. Now, some would argue that he doesn't know any other way to live,

I can actually sort of understand that from the day he was born, he was literally born into a palace. Megan wasn't. Megan had a middle class background in California and now she lives a life of a major celebrity,

but she did living Canada for a while while she was filming suits. And so she knows how to balance a checkbook and somebody around them needs to figure this out quickly because all the money that he inherited,

“the millions and millions, he got primarily”

from his mommy, Princess Diana and his great grandmother, the queen mother, left Harriet money too. Most of that money is gone. It is a story as old as time to get royalty just celebrities going bankrupt.

Out in jam, who sold what 2,300 million records by a for bankruptcy, they spend too much money. It is very, very expensive to live the life that they want to live. And most celebrities don't earn that money.

In my celebrity days, the nicest department that I ever went to and I went to some really amazing celebrity houses was stinging through to stylers. And it was magnificent. And it was on the park and probably $40,50 million.

But he earns that money as one of the most successful recording artists who wrote his own songs of all time. So I understood how that money was coming in and then you saw how that money was going out. With Harriet and Megan, all we see more is the money going out.

Where is it coming in? His book was a hit. He made millions from his book. But he didn't taxable income. That's right.

“And he gave the agents and managers and lawyers to pay off.”

So money, but you also said so the Queen Mother left Harry $10 million to the rest of us that sounds like, you don't have to worry. You're going to retire in style. Catastrophic illness, no problem.

Harry's blown through it. What did he get from Diana, 30 million? 30 million from Diana. Gone. It's gone.

And it's hard to understand that until you see the way that they live and the staff and the buyoffs and, you know, allegedly here, the payouts that have happened. There have been a lot of staff members around Harry and Megan who have complained and have disappeared.

And as we know from the workplace, that often comes with some sort of settlement. Maybe financial and so there's a lot of money here

that we will never understand.

Designers are not lending her her clothes anymore. So she's paying retail value for that. Her security bill, they feel as if they need protection like the president of the United States. They have more protection than many, many celebrities.

In my early PR days, June the Bill Clinton scandal. I was working with Monica Luna. Lewinsky, just for a few minutes or so. I mean, no, I was such a baby and she became the most famous person in the world and nobody had ever spoke, heard a speak

until the Barbara Walter's interview. I was with Monica in the village and she didn't have the money to pay for dinner. She didn't have the money to have security. She didn't have the money for a driver.

So I remember walking from a restaurant to her apartment in the West Village. And these photographers jumped out. And I felt bad because just was overwhelmed with the cost of celebrity in every sense of the world,

not just in the sense of what it took away from her personally, but just how much money it would cost to have a driver a security guard, hair and makeup.

But Meghan never leaves the house without a glance.

Well, that cost $5,000 a day. The expenses in going into being a celebrity at the level that she wants to live is enormous. The money is gone. And people are said to me, wow, it was so reckless to spend it.

My sources, who are close to Meghan and Harry, put you back and say, they were so arrogant. They assumed they would make it. So when they were spending all that money, they didn't think, hold on a minute,

me and you boring. We got 10 million, I got to make that last little day I died. I got to figure out a budget of how much I could spend each year until, you know, hopefully I get to buy a TV, but yeah, don't figure it out.

They were so arrogant and care about spending because they assumed, foolishly assumed millions would become again, never did. These two are discount royals for the reality, TV, TV era, because as you're speaking, Rob,

you know what I'm thinking of, all those real housewives

before, they all overspend themselves into bankruptcy on plastic surgery and logo, designer clothes, and least luxury vehicles, and least houses, so that they can give the impression of wealth, thinking that that is going to be enough to catapult them

into a level of celebrity where the money will come back and then some, and that is the worst idea possible.

It never works, they all wind up in bankruptcy.

- They all wind up in bankruptcy. (upbeat music) - Meghan Markle's as ever is on life support. Her brand is on life support. Newsweek polling shows.

Well, it's actually a report in Newsweek. This is a YouGov poll, I believe. And I actually columned on this over at the Daily Mail yesterday,

“or maybe it was Wednesday, I think it was Wednesday.”

Visits to Meghan's site are down as our sales. This is the report as ever web traffic in early 2026. Appears to have slowed over the same three-month period, this is measured by a company called similar web. Okay, the numbers.

In December, Meghan recorded around 240,000 visits to the site. 108,000 of those were from the United States. Okay, this is where it gets interesting. In January, her total number of visits rose a bit to $268,000, sorry, dollars, $268,000 visits.

But visits in the US, her fellow countryman, fell to 89,000 indicating that US traffic has declined despite that overall increase in visits. Now, what could be causing this? What, what, what, what?

I've really been thinking hard.

“Meghan Markle, this video, I don't know who found it,”

who unearthed it, but it's been going viral and whether you've seen it or not, it's too good, it's too good, we must watch it together. We must, settling. Here's Meghan Markle at the Create and Cultivate Conference

in Atlanta, Georgia, on October 15, 2016. And note here, not just her, her comportment, like her posture, note the hair, note the execution. She doesn't speak the way she's speaking here anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, somebody got a hold of her.

You know, she's like, I want it to feel, I want it to feel, you know, now she speaks, she's much more rigid, she's much more of a prig. She's like, I want it to feel, okay, here we go.

Meghan Markle on why she would never, ever sell a candle

that cost $100, here we go. - I didn't want Meghan Markle.com. I don't want this to just be me. - I want this to be a community much greater than that. So, beyond bringing on writers or other people

who want to do great content and who understand the voice of the site, which is like talking to girlfriend and conversational and inspiring. I've always sort of crafted it like aspirational girl next door, like you can aspire for it,

but you could totally attain it too. There are no $100 candles on my site. That's so not just, there are no $100 candles. On her site, because she's currently selling candles, for $262 for a set, $262 for a set of candles

long matches included, and by the way, I've got trouble maker feedback to that very point. You guys are so smart, what do we do without trouble maker feedback?

Now, you know, Meghan's always been a fraud.

I was talking to one of my editors about this, and he was like, you know, she clearly, she may be changed her mind clearly along the way, and I said, I don't think so.

“I think she's always been a fraud, a fake, and a phony.”

And when she says, you know, the voice of the site is like conversational, no, no, no, no, no, no. She misunderstands what voice means. Like the best compliment I could ever get about anything I put out into the world,

a book, this podcast, whatever it is, is that it's voicy, that it has a singular voice, that isn't like anything else going on out there, right? Otherwise, what are we doing here? When she says it has a voice,

it felt like regurgitated, AI, pallid, limp impersonation of what Gwyneth Paltrow

Whether you like Gwyneth or not or Goup or not,

that thing has a voice. You know what it is, it may annoy you, it may feel elitist and out of touch, but you know that voice.

“Megan has always been full of shit, just my opinion.”

And we know you're in the comments, Megan. So go ahead, have at it, have at it. Here's Megan during her engagement interview. Okay, this is Megan and Harry doing their official BBC engagement interview November 2017.

And Megan is going to try to sell a wopper, a wopper. And watch, as Harry sits there, like the dim ball P is just my opinion, like his eyes are sort of going like, am I here, am I hearing what I'm hearing?

Like, I'm supposed to play along with this, right?

Like, what else am I gonna do?

They're white television lights and a camera and a very serious journalist in front of me and also note the body language already. He is her possession. Mark Bowden would call it trophy behavior.

He is her handbag. She's got her hand on top of his, and she has made that hand sit on her lap. He is hers now, here we go. - Because I'm from the States,

you don't grow up with the same understanding of the royal family. And so while I now understand very clearly, there's a global interest there, I didn't know much about him.

“And so the only thing that I had asked her”

when she said she wanted to set us up was I had one question. It said, what is he nice? - Is he nice? Is he the Americans don't know anything

about the British royal family, really? Say for a supernova, known as Princess Diana, who captivated the entire world, Megan said she knew very little. And when somebody said,

would you be interested in getting set up with a prince of the blood? She had one question. You know what I'm gonna say her real question is, does he have a spine?

No, no, no, no, no. Does he have a set of gonads? Yes, but they're small and easily containable. And if you want to snip him off, it's not gonna be a problem.

Shades of one of my favorite favorite stories of the 20th century favorite pop culture is could it could be legend more than myth, but I legend more than fact rather, but I do think it's true.

I've heard it way too many times. Gilco Ono upon meeting world famous beetle, John Lennon. So, what do you do? Here's Megan, perched on a railing, age 12,

outside, bucking him, palace. She had no idea, you guys, not in, not, not, not, not, now. These two are very well matched because they do truly live in their own reality. This is also one of my favorites favorites.

And I thought, there's no better time to revisit.

“Prince Harry, I'll never forget watching this interview”

in real time, my jaw fell open. Fell open. Here he is in an ITV interview with Tom Bradbee, who was a journalist very historically friendly to Harry and the Royals.

I believe it was Tom Bradbee, who did that infamous interview in which Megan, the mask, just, she ripped the mask right off, you know, she was on that charity, that Royal Charity Tour. And she was interacting with people who are living

in real, real poverty, small children. And she has the fucking nerve to say to him, thanks for asking, you know, nobody really asks if I'm okay. Prince Harry talking to Tom Bradbee,

January 8th, 2023, insisting that those two never said

something we all heard. Here we go. - In the Oprah interview, you accuse members of your family of racism, you don't even-- - Well, over the British press, it said that.

- Right. - I did Megan never mention their racist. - She said that with the inconvenience about-- - She was concerned about his skin color. - Right.

- She described that as essentially racist. - Okay. You can see how these two would be impossible to fucking deal with, impossible. And it's moments like these.

I would like to encourage those reporters who sit down face-to-face with figures such as these who are going to spout their own version of reality, which is delusional, none of it's true, none of it. I would implore you to come to these interviews

And when he says something like that,

“we never said that, did you hear Megan say that?”

Roll tape, okay? Roll tape and defy these people. You are the conduit for the rest of us. You are representing us. This guy's fucking lying, lying,

looking down as nosy you, upset, he's a royal, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you challenge him, Megan Markle, two weeks ago, in Geneva, 79th World Health Assembly, talking about the dangers of social media,

the danger of social media poses to children, no child lost to social media.

Look at that vehicle in the back.

It's a police vehicle lazily rolling by stanchions that are meant for crowd control, except there's no crowd to control. And this trick stands there, in her best black pantsuit and reads the whole thing, it's like if a tree falls.

“It's like if nobody shows up, does your speech count?”

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We need to talk about your explosive revelation that curiously, the mainstream media is ignoring. Whistling past the graveyard. Prince Harry, by your very well-sourced report, has fallen in love with another woman.

- Yeah, please. - Spill. - Isn't it fun? - It's incredible. But I tell you more, it absolutely dropped in my lap because somebody they are connected officially

on state level in America. So I've sworn, I've been, you have sworn to secrecy, but they are very well connected. I didn't know them from Adam, but they got in touch with my agent who got in touch with me

and they said check us out, it's all absolutely real. We are very rich and they are really, very checkable. I mean, they are absolutely impeccable. And evidently, Harry has fallen in love with someone who, I don't want to say, lives in Monteseeto

or near Monteseeto because I don't, you know what exactly, if you say too much you might give away. - Exactly. - But he's fallen in love. They have been seen out and about and he's in love with her and she's in love with him, supposedly.

- Now you have stopped short, Lady C, of saying that Harry is having an affair. - Yes, because on the British law, if to do that would open me up to the possibility of life. - Understood, and those two are very litigious,

but it's America and I'm going to say that my interpretation, you know, the Daily Mail had an exclusive that ran, the Daily Mail plus over the weekend, which sort of breadcrumbed right up to your explosive revelation, the quote from somebody who is reportedly not sympathetic

to the Sussexes, back when Harry was madly in love with Meghan, he would allow himself to be let around by her. The implication being, the generous interpretation, Harry is no longer madly in love. My interpretation is he's no longer in love with her,

the scales of fallen from his eyes, and then you drop this bombshell that there is another woman in the photo and not in the picture, and not only that, I'm so excited, my words are tumbling out,

not only that, Meghan discovered this affair by discovering text messages on his phone, do we know when?

because I don't want to compromise. I wanted to not send boats, and I don't want the minutia,

“because the minutia begins to compromise,”

the people, you understand, it's like. So, and I'm very keen to protect them, but it's evidently absolutely real, and as you say, it does stuff tail with what the mail was seeing with wealth,

when Harry was in love with Meghan, and if you noticed, he's been relatively recently. - Yes, not only that, this all tracks, because we don't know how long this has been going on for the reporting from you,

is that the quote unquote other woman is somebody Harry's age, she is age appropriate. In and around the environs of Montesito, which means probably of money, some power, discretion, understands all of that.

What I find remarkable actually is his father's son, perhaps now he understands what it is to be trapped in an unhappy marriage, and the comfort that one can find, especially living in the gilded cage,

in which he does live, but they have been making appearances separately for quite some time.

“I believe it was last year when Meghan and Harry announced”

they were separating professionally, that their brands were parting ways, and I thought to myself, back then, this is the precursor, this is the precursor to an actual emotional,

marital separation.

- Well, the reality is that the whole thing

has been unsustainable. I mean, this degree of malice and toxicity and disruptiveness could not have continued or at the rate it was going, and what I found interesting was on the back of all

of this information that I got from this very well-placed, political people in America, and ironically enough, they are liberal. They're not right winners, they are liberal, which actually opened up a whole load of questions for me,

but I don't want to run down that rabbit hole, because it might cause problems,

“but I think that Harry has been for a while now,”

been chafing at the bit, and it's becoming apparent. And when you stop to think, Meghan, you know, she's coming, she's not coming, the children are coming, the children are not coming.

She was always in a position of weakness

in terms of that visit, and she's tried to spin it, but she was somehow in a position of strength. But they may have fact that the king insisted on seeing Harry for a few minutes on his own first. That told me, because, I mean, in our world,

you can cover the most important terrain in two sentences, you know, you just ask a question and you, and that's all you need, you don't go into any great detail. - And I think that the king most likely knows about this as well. - Oh, Lady C, what you just said that in your world,

you can cover the most important terrain in one or two sentences brought to mind immediately, recollections may vary, a three word statement for the ages. Now, this is something else that you broke on your YouTube channel, Lady Colin Campbell.

Again, I don't understand why the mainstream media is ignoring this, we'll discuss that in a bit. This is a bombshell development as well. Megan, by your reporting, was made to wait outside in the metaphorical hall alone,

while Harry went in first to see King Charles,

the children went in first to see King Charles. Megan was last to be granted entry. Tell us what this means. It's not just a humiliation of Megan, but the royal family is telling her something

very stern non-verbally. - Well, they're telling her, you've long since forgotten your place and now you're going to be reminded of it. And you've had the whip hand and you've been abusing us

and I'm afraid you no longer have the whip hand and you're not going to be able to be with us any longer. And they don't say any of that. They simply keep her way to, and that's all they need to do to get the message across.

- Your reporting also is that,

regarding the other woman, the quote-unquote other woman, she is and remains live-it, not live-it enough to divorce him.

- No, because I was told that basically her living-it

has nothing to do with emotion. It's all about the brand and it's about her interests and her self-interest and as well as she has no other options. I mean, let's remember, Elon's not interested and Gordon gets his been blocked by his family.

So poor darling, you know, and Jeff's taking that law. So I mean, the poor girl, what all her options? So I mean poor darling, we ready me to cry for her. I mean, maybe we should start, start a campaign, a billionaire from Exy Baby.

- Oh my goodness, now before we get to your other explosive report regarding the children, I wanted to ask you if what is happening here, regarding that visit with the king, is that Harry is laying the groundwork for some sort of return into the royal fold,

which the reporting has long been four years now that if Harry wants to work his way back in, Charles would be open to that, but the immovable condition is that it's without Megan. So are we beginning to see the British royal family

“and lay the groundwork for Harry to actually legally leave Megan?”

- I don't think that Harry will ever be welcomed back as the working royal, I think that if Harry is going to have any tolerable relationship with his family, it has to be without Megan. So she has proven to be so poisonous and so destructive.

And they know what she is and they don't trust her

and they never trust her, but that doesn't mean

that Harry is ever going to be allowed back as a working royal, I don't think it will ever happen. At the very most, he would be allowed back in a limited way for private family even seeing the way that Andrew is.

- Interesting, interesting. Harry has done full worst damage than angsty. And she was never disloyal to the family. Harry has been disloyal. - Before Megan sets one of her manicured clothing hooves

onto the set of Master Chef Australia, it is worked out contractually what she is going to be referred to as, but you know, we've got some historical, we've got some historical archival footage to go by, let's take a look.

- You know I'm Sussex now, you know I'm Sussex now, you know I'm Sussex now, you know I'm Sussex now.

“- So one would think, okay, that was relatively recently, right?”

That was within the past year or so. So she's Megan Sussex, right? We're supposed to call her Sussex, Megan Sussex? Let's take a look. - Do we call you Dutchess?

- Oh, call me Megan. - Absolutely, I'm just Megan, I'm just Megan. Now remember Megan allegedly reportedly invited herself to appear on Master Chef Australia. When these outlets are going to learn

that the stink of law market is very, it's more difficult, it's a more difficult odor to remove than that of a skunk spraying you, okay? Megan leaves the state, her husband too. Wherever they go, whatever they touch,

they turn it into a disaster area. They turn it into a hazmat site. What do they call those things in America? They call them super funds, a super fund site is a site in which there is so much toxic waste

and sludge like it's gotten into the water supply, into the sediment and if you decide to live there,

you are basically signing yourself up

for like eight different kinds of cancers that no one's ever heard of before.

“That's what Megan and Harry leave behind.”

Super fund sites. Now, it also wouldn't be a Megan Markle appearance anywhere if she wasn't making somebody cry, allegedly reportedly. Post-polling yo, who apparently is beloved in Australia.

in like the very pretty pink ballerina dress,

“asking, you know, Megan, what do we call you?”

She was nothing but polite to the point of supplication with Megan, okay? Megan apparently made that poor woman cry. This is Per Dan Wooten on his recent podcast, outspoken, citing a new idea is an Australian magazine,

citing a new idea covers story. This was published on July 23rd, 2026 Dan Wooten, here we go. Oh, no, she's done it again. Megan Markle has just made the judge of Australian MasterChef a household name beloved figure in Australia,

po-ling yo, cry during filming.

That if you're just listening to this, if you're not looking at it, catch the real later because Dan showed the cover, the new idea cover, and it literally says Megan made her cry. Like that's what it says.

And you know these two are litigious as fuck. So you know that story was legal to eight ways to Sunday. The report from new idea published on July 24th, 2026, the headline, Inside Megan Markle's MasterChef Australia debut, I love how they're calling it a debut

because that to me implies like she might be back, trust me, she will not be back. She will not be asked back.

“She may ask herself back and I think they're going to give her”

some sort of lame excuse like we're stacked for the season. Don't call us, we'll call you. New idea, what didn't make it to air and I quote, ahead of Megan's MasterChef debut, rumors were swirling of some awkward moments behind the scenes,

promotional material, touting Megan's upcoming appearance saw Poe introduced her as quote royalty, however, news.com, a you claim Megan and her team were quote frustrated at the Duchess being referred to by the term, having specifically told everyone at MasterChef not to use it,

trust me again, those are conditions that would have been hashed out long before I continue from the new idea report. When the episode aired, the mention of royalty was cut out instead as we saw on her, she was introduced as a quote global icon, philanthropist, humanitarian

and business, et cetera, et cetera, and then, of course, the report that they were reportedly outside the studio when the introduction happened. So they didn't know what had been said until the advertisements aired, which I don't think is true because as we saw from the

backstage footage, which we now know was released with purpose, Megan was obviously able to hear her cue, her introduction from inside the sound stage. They didn't say she was wearing like an IFB, she didn't have something in her ear, telling her to go, we didn't do we see anybody, do we see a

handler? Did we see a crew member waving her on? We did not. This trick, oh my god, now Poe was apparently upset at having accidentally gone against Megan's wishes, which says to me that Megan raised holy fucking hell.

“It's one thing to be like, you know what, would you mind?”

Like, I'd rather not, like, I'm so sorry. This is my own thing has nothing to do with you that there's a way to do it. There's a way to do it. Again, allegedly reportedly bullying file this thick at booking him palace, keep antagonizing the palace, Megan, keep doing it. That was also an

FU to King Charles and Prince William, which she did with that photo of the children and Harry at Alforpe. That was a fuck you. That was her rage explosion. You know, Lady C told us last week on the nerve at night that King Charles, when he received Prince Harry and the children, he made,

he made Megan way outside in the hallway alone. Megan, by your reporting, was made to wait outside in the metaphorical hall alone,

while Harry went in first to see King Charles, the children went in

first to see King Charles. Megan was last to be granted entry, tell us what this means. It's not just a humiliation of Megan, but the royal family is telling her something very stern, non-verbaly. Well, they're telling her, you've long since forgotten your place, and now you're going to be reminded of it.

And you've had the whip hand, and you've been abusing us,

and you're not going to be able to abuse this any longer. And they don't

say any of that. They simply keep her waiting, and that's all they need to do to get the message across. That was King Charles telling her. You're really not wanted here. You are tolerated at best. We have had it with you.

“That's what she did. She could never just sort of take a”

learn, you know, as she told Emily Chang at Bloomberg News, you know,

the learns, she was, she was experiencing from all of her failures, her multiple, multiple, grave bombs. She can't. Instead, she has to, she has to, she has to, she has to go scorched earth. And, and she thinks that that's, that's getting one over on them. She's a child. The, she's a toddler emotionally.

“Now, new idea says after Poe was made greatly upset. By the way,”

veteran of competitive reality television. I'm sure this woman's seen a lot. Sure, she's dealt with a lot. She was so upset. She, she reportedly was pushed to tears. New idea. I quote, she was willing to reach out immediately. The insider says, "But Poe was advised to leave it for production to handle,

which means just my inference that Megan was so in Candace with rage

“that Poe was told, even your attempt to apologize in person will not go well.”

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