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Thank you all for coming out to my show at the Netflix is a joke festival in Los Angeles

at the Wilton Theatre where I interviewed the cast of selling sunset dressed as John Wayne Gacy and it was a great moment for everyone. It was fun. It was a fun show. The women from the show, um, dating speak that much and Jason Oppenheimer owns the brokerage to his credit to try to answer some of the questions. Um, and I like him. At one point I said, "Are your clients worried about security?" And he said, "Yes." He goes, "In fact, the other day,

“I went to go to a house and they wouldn't even let me in because that's how secure it was."”

And I went, they wouldn't let you in and he goes, "Ah, well, they let me in." I was like, "Oh, so you just, you lied. You just, you made that up." And he laughed because, yeah. And that's what, that's what a good real estate agent does. A good real estate agent is a liar. Sorry, you want them lying for you, but that's what they do. And I respect that. I respect the

profession always have. Um, and they came on the show. Now, we did a show where it was like a theatrical

kind of Broadway show. If you were a math, you know, we interviewed a food delivery robot. We had a choir of people that came out dressed as unhoused people and sang land slide. We had, you know, we had like a woman come out who pretended to lose your house in the Palacades fire.

“We had fun. And we wanted to do more things like that because they're fun.”

And my costume designer in LA, she's one of the most talented people. You know, there is a lot of talent here. Um, not so much on the screen. But behind the scenes, there's a lot of talent. Like, they're still really creative people who love what they do. And this woman is one of them. And she did this photo shoot. I didn't even know what's happening. They did these professional photos of me dressed up and like this John Wayne Gacy kind of drag, Joker, costume that she made.

And it was, it was unbelievable. And she brought in all these, you know, really high-level gay makeup artists and photographers with it, with it on meth who cares. It doesn't matter. They're working. It's a work drug. And they were blasting music. And I felt very cool. We did it. It was a whole photo shoot. It was very fun. And they do very high-level people. I didn't even know it was happening. But it was exciting and fun. And they were, they're the funniest people I met with the,

with the makeup, meth people. They're like fun. And then everyone else, you know, the Netflix festival, you see a lot of comics you haven't seen in a while, which is fun. But then you're just inundated with, you know, the business. He industry. It's gross. It's gross. It's desperate. It's sad. It's gross. It's grotesque. Truly. And it's a lot of this. It's a lot of, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's a lot of that. And but it was a fun thing to do. It was a fun thing to do.

Was, you know, was Netflix thrilled with everything I said on the stage. We don't know. We don't know. I'm sure everyone takes it. Everyone takes criticism and stride. Even Netflix. I, I've had a relationship with Netflix. But Netflix, like everyone, like myself,

has good and bad in them. Right? It's complex. It's not just amazing and great in that's it.

We must be introspective and look inside. So I imagine that was the message delivered. I delivered it a fun kind of theatrical way. I don't think there's any problem there. But it was a fun

“thing. We'll do more things like that, I think, because it was fun to do something strange.”

And weird. And it had a lot of moving parts in different components. And the, you know, the selling sense at cast. I don't think they knew what was going on. And one of the my asked, you grew up in the UK and she said, yes, I did. I grew up in Paris. They don't know. I don't know what, I don't know what they really know what's happening. Bri, I liked a lot. And she's one of the OGs. And she's still on the show. And she

laughed at every joke. And she's in a can of tax or current. I don't know. Whatever. It's not my business.

they wouldn't really answer a lot of the questions. I asked one woman. I said, do you know any poor

people? And she said, no. And I said, that's okay. That's okay, because everyone judges her for that in society that she doesn't know any poor people. But she probably doesn't like them. And that's her choice. It's hard to meet poor people if you're rich and no one talks about that. By the way, it's true. It's hard to meet poor people if you're rich. You got to go out of your way to meet a really poor person if you're rich. Like, I mean, if you're rich, rich, not if you like

made money in comedy after being a bum forever like I did, then a lot of people, you know, don't have any money. It doesn't matter. But if you're someone that, you know, works in real estate and your hot and whatever and you do, you can't just meet a poor person. That's not the way it works. And then as you meet a poor person, it's weird to bring the poor person around as a rich, hot, real estate agent who sells houses or whatever. They don't know if they actually sell houses either.

“But it doesn't matter. Does anything matter? I think I said to them, I'm like, you guys don't”

really sell house. I mean, they didn't even defend. They didn't, I didn't even go, no, we sell houses. I don't think it matters. I don't think it matters if the audience knows they don't sell the houses. I don't think people watch the show because they sell houses. And the audience was so vicious to these people when they would talk to the audience would go, shut the fuck up! People from the the mezzanine, the balcony would scream at them, shut the fuck up! Because people now,

you know, that show got debuted in 2019. It was just pre-pandemic. That show was from a time when

people believed that they could own a house. They never believed that they could own some crazy

modern mansion in the Hollywood Hills. But they said, I could get a little house to cabin somewhere. I'm in the game. And when you're in the game, you know, there's the escapism of watching a real estate show where these women pretend to sell these high-end properties because you can enjoy it. It's silly in this drama. They fight with each other, whatever. But you go, well, I own a house. And I'm watching other people sell nicer houses. But I'm, or I could dream of owning a house. It's

“realistic that I own a house. But now that owning a house has become incredibly tough, I think that”

era of entertainment, that era of voyeurism is actually going to decline. I don't think people are going to have an appetite anymore to watch shows, we're like attractive. And by the way, I could be wrong. It's my prediction. I don't think people are going to have an appetite to watch shows where hot women walk around mansions and pretend to sell them. I think eventually people are going to go, we've had enough of this shit. This is a relic from another era. We can't,

we can't even imagine owning something and we're pissed about it and rightfully so. And we're not going to watch these bitches, you know, walk around into six and chills on a marble floor.

“It takes on a new meaning when people are fucked. You know, so I think, but I do appreciate them”

coming on and they were lovely people backstage. They were very nice. They didn't answer the questions. That's fine. Doesn't matter. They tried at one point I said, just name an area of Los Angeles that you like. Can you do that? Just name, you don't even have to like it. Just name an area of Los Angeles and let's discuss that. And my release clips of this, but it was difficult for them and but it was still nice that they came and you know, a lot of things are changing. I read this article

in the New York Times. You can grab this that meta, which is this mega company owned by Mark Zuckerberg,

Facebook, Instagram, you know, they dumped 80 billion I think into this metaverse idea.

I think it was billion that sounds high. It might have been million, but it is a, it's on drugs. It's in the Times. It might have been 80 billion. There was a time during the NFT craze where people would come up to me and say, you have to be the first comedian in the

live in a virtual world completely. And instead of performing for 300 people or 3000 people or

“whatever, you're going to perform for 50,000 people or 100,000 people or a million people in the”

metaverse. Because the metaverse is going to be the digital world we all inhabit. You'll have these glasses and you're not going to go meet your friends at a restaurant. You're going to meet them in the metaverse. And people are going to watch comedy in this digital world. And now, of course, it's sucked. Everything we saw, they came out of the metaverse. You'd have an avatar and you'd be this avatar. Get something up about the metaverse where we can kind of look at it. Like the concept,

the proof of concept for it. It was like, you know, it was just strange thing where you'd have an avatar and you'd live in this completely digitized digital world. And people really believed that that was like going to happen. It was like on the cusp of happening. But again, this was the

“height of the NFT craze, the mania. This is when people in Miami are showing you their phone and”

going, look, I just paid $10,000 for this. It was a squiggly line that I just paid $10,000 for this squiggly line. I knew people who flipped NFTs, meaning they bought them and then sold them

for more money. And they made like $2 million. And these were inherently worthless pieces of shit.

Many of them, you know, it is non-fungible tokens on the blockchain. And that's it. It's a way to show ownership. I own this. It's mine. I can prove that I own it. And a lot of these things were some of the more artistic. Some of them were cool. A lot of them weren't. So the metaverse was an outgrowth of this idea is that, well, you know, we're all eventually just going to inhabit this reality. And we're going to inhabit this reality because there's a pandemic. And the world is gross.

And it's dangerous. There's riots. There's crime. But not in the metaverse. In the metaverse, it's all good. So let's watch a little bit of this thing here. But again, the metaverse was doomed.

And maybe in 10 years or sooner, we're all living in the metaverse. But put it never

caught on. It just never happened. But here's a little something on that. Imagine you put on your glasses or headset in your instantly in your home space. It has parts of your physical home, recreated virtually. It has things that are only possible virtually. And it has an incredibly, by the way, just stop it for a minute. This freak, this freak, is so he disturbs me on such a gutter a level. And he makes my skin crawl. And no offense,

you know me. I don't try to be offensive on the on the trail. He does something about it. Bezos, at least I kind of get. Because he's a real psychopath. He's on a big yacht. Him and his wife bought the Met Gala, which a bunch of my comedian friends at Tweet, you know, all day about how, you know, white man socks seem to throw those morals away when it's time to go to the Met Gala that's now owned by a true lunatic. Jeff Bezos, who's on a super yacht. He's a

genuine bond super villain. But there's something about Bezos. I kind of, I don't know if I would say I like it, but there's something honest about Bezos. He's like, I'm on a super yacht. I got this my wife. We have a big wedding in Italy. We invite every famous person we know. We are, you know, Bezos seems like a guy. There's maybe some insecurity there or whatever it is. He desperately wants to prove to you that he's the coolest person that's ever lived.

“And, you know, is that disgusting? Sure. But you know what it is. And I think now, truly in life,”

it's not about whether you agree or disagree with someone. I was thinking about this the other day. And it's not about whether you think they're good or bad. Do you know what they are? I think this is becoming the real question and the real concern and the real way to evaluate people. Forget good or bad, forget the morality, forget just for a minute. And just, you know what they are? Do you get where they're coming from? Are they reliably consistent? Whatever. And a guy

like Jeff Bezos, I think you kind of understand that. This guy feels like someone who's really

But it just, it's something is deeply unsettling. But let's continue here, Mark Zuckerberg,

“friend of the show, incredibly inspiring view of whatever you find most beautiful.”

Hey, are you coming? Yeah, she's got to find something to wear. Perfect. Oh, hey, Mark. Hey, what's going on? Whoa, we're floating in space. Made this place. That's awesome. Right. Okay, so, all right, kill this. Just to give you a refresher, of course, what the Metaverse was. Now, find this article here where it is his New York Times article about

Facebook dying, Meta dying, which is on Facebook. It's on Trudge. And, you know, I read this article

today and they make the point that nothing on the internet dies overnight, even Yahoo and AOL and things like that. They still function. They still have people that use them, you know, Facebook. I don't know anyone on Facebook. We can sell a lot of tickets on Facebook. We post probably content from the show on Facebook. Facebook's now settling lawsuits with people because it's now proven that Meta's

“algorithm has, you know, driven people. I think to kill themselves and stuff. I think that's what's”

going on. Like that the algorithm has focused on, on negativity and it has incentivized and encouraged the type of behavior that has led people to have serious psychological conditions. So Meta, Meta, they're settling somewhat. Like, we all know someone who's gone insane on social media. We all know that. You all have an ant. We've all existed in this world long enough to know someone who has genuinely become a schizophrenic on social media. We know that person.

We know someone who at one time was fun and who is now a schizophrenic. And that's sad and I don't know what can be done about it. But we know that that has that exists. So what I was talking about before, in March the company, Meta, alongside YouTube, lost a bell weather lawsuit alleging that it's addictive design choices triggered anxiety, depression and body image issues at a teenager. Waiting in the wings are over a hundred thousand similar cases seeking claims in the tens of

billions of dollars. Also, you know, people, people have talked about foreign influence campaigns, using Meta misinformation campaigns, using these sites or whatever. So this article in the

times is basically saying that although Meta is still doing very well in the sense that they've

“made a lot of money, there's a few key markers to show that the company itself is beginning to”

decline. And that that could be irreversible. And that that era of the internet might be ending. And it will take a while. And one wonders what comes next. But there's a quote here. There's a grim satisfaction in watching this organization hoist with its own guitar. This is the company that profited from trafficking, trafficking lies. The tunes that's algorithms to boost hatred and division that stole our data and used it against us that created the culture of

toxic mean, red, red, red, red, red, red. Whatever. So if this is in the New York Times, and what they're saying here is they go, well, if Facebook dies, maybe things get better, and the New York Times, like it could be a heartening turn in our national conversation. And they said TikTok traffics more in inspirational content. I don't know what algorithm I ticked out there on. By the way, they go ticked out traffics in more inspirational content. I don't

know where they're at. They go prom videos are currently trending. Okay. But what's interesting about this to me, like kind of reading this article is imagining what comes next. Because there is there was that and it seems to be like our young people fighting about politics on the internet, it doesn't seem to be that they are in the way that older people are. That feels to me like something

feel like that's it. Like, um, the people I know who have the most active social media presence are older. And that seems odd. It seems like it should be the other way around that younger people should be the ones on social media using it for whatever reasons to make change or whatever, but it seems to be like older people that are bored and all they care about is this and this is now where they live. Like, that is their metaphors. Like, he has created that. They don't need the

goggles. They're already there. They're already there, Mark. You did it. You kind of did it. My answer already there. She's locked in. I don't know that she needs to be in a digital world. You've already created this space where people are able to basically just fight about things that don't really affect them for the rest of their lives until their bodies are riddled with cancer and they die.

“That's how old people live now. Old people, however you want to, you know, talk about”

our country. A lot of people that aren't from America are like, it's, you know, they visit here and they go, it's a, it's an abomination. What you do to your old people. You stick them in homes.

You kick them out of the house. You know, they would never do that in Japan. They go, we all live

together. We respect our elders. They die in their beds. We ship them to nursing homes. There's fight clubs. People pee on them or whatnot. It's bad. But whatever you think about that, old people now, the, the last years of their life, we're meeting with they still have before they're completely bedridden and they're going out. Mark Zuckerberg has stolen the last 10 years of your mother's life before she got to mention Alzheimer's. Mark Zuckerberg has stolen that.

The last 10 years of grandma's life wears grandma. She's on Facebook. She's drunk and she's fighting

“with someone she's never met and that's how people get old now. They get old on the internet and they”

spend their golden years. The last years on this planet where they still have moving legs and they can still walk. They spend it shut in their home on Facebook talking about Iran. That's what that's what Mark Zuckerberg's created. He's made your, he's driven your parents insane and he's given them a place where they're incentivized to actually get crazier. And that's the way people get old now. That's part of life.

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I'd try to be funny about shit. I haven't been on it in years. Can you get up the average

“age of a Facebook user? It might be younger than I think. I don't know. And I don't know how”

they calculate these averages either. That's not true. This is such a lot. They go as of early

2026 to largest demographics of Facebook users globally is 25 to 34 years old. Growing engagement for users 45 to 65. Do you go on Facebook? Do you know anyone really engaged on Facebook? My parents. That's right. That's true. I don't know where they're getting to. But maybe they're talking about people in India. I don't know. It's yeah, whatever. This is of old people or on Facebook. The last years of their life, Mark Zuckerberg has stolen

and he's radicalizing them. And they can't do anything about it. Their bodies are failing. Their minds are failing. They're trapped in this prison. This hell. They should be seen their grandchildren. They should be drinking wine. They should be on a boat. But what they're what they're really doing is spending their life. The last bits of it. The last things that really matter,

“they're spending it in this hell created by this humanoid freak. That's how their truth has been.”

So this the company met up starting to decline. I don't shed a tear for this. I don't shed a tear for this. Now I'm on Instagram. I like Instagram. I'm on social media. It's part of my job. I get it. I'm not, you know, one of these people who claims moral superiority to any of this. But I just look around and notice things. And I look at the people on Facebook. I got these people are unwell. They're older. They don't know what AI is. They don't know if something's real or fake. They're arguing

about, you know, there's clearly an AI video of a crocodile eating someone and they're like,

"That's why you never. You've got to respect animals, the power of an animal." And it's just

a, they don't know their lives have been stolen from them. It's sad. It's actually sad. They don't understand what happened. They don't get it. Nothing like this has ever happened before. By the way, they didn't watch their parents do this. This has never happened before. We're at the end of your life. There was a technology invented that made you insane. This has never happened large swaths of the public have gone functionally they're insane. They're lost. They're gone on every political spectrum

all over the plate. Doesn't matter. But this has never really happened before where a playground for your worst ideas and impulses was given to you at the end of your life. When the sharpness of your mind is starting to really wear thin and you don't know what's going on. And it gives you this playground and go fuck around. Have fun. See what happens. Learn things. You shouldn't learn the learning should stop at a certain age. Now they're all learning about aliens on Facebook.

I heard the government was going to come out and tell everybody there was no God we were created

“by aliens. How are they going to take that? You know what I mean? That's what I heard was going to”

happen. I heard from multiple people. I'd call the couple of people to go together. I think the government is going to come out to everyone. There's no God. We were created by aliens. All the world religions are fake and deal with that. Do what that. What you will who knows. Now that didn't happen. I think the government's kind of back to all of that. I like, well, make your own conclusion. Choose your own adventure. But supposedly that's what they were going to tell everybody. Like,

by the way, it's all fake. There's no God you were created by aliens. I really believe that's what they were going to say. And then we're just going to tell everyone to deal with it. Deal with it. And they called a bunch of pastors and they were like, hey, by the way, you're going to have to your congregations going to get upset because during the morning press briefing, we're going to announce that there's no God and we're all a creation of aliens. I mean, what are we doing

to these people at the end of their lives? Could you think of a worse way to get old than the way you

fucking money. They own these big houses. That's all nice. But they're not, they're not minds anymore.

“They're minds of disintegrated. They've melted in their heads. I mean, it's unbelievable. And now”

at the end of their life, while they're frothing in a Facebook rage, wandering around their house, we tell them by the way, we don't think there's a God or anything we're created by aliens. That's the last thing to hear before they collapse on their keyboard as they're responding to their sister that they barely speak to. Well, actually, the transition is more of an issue than you think it is. It's in shape. We are destroyed. Now, you might think it's undignified

to go to a nursing home and die there. And it is. But my mother was in one of them and died

to one of them. Whatever, this is worse. What we're doing to them now is worse. They're all in big mansions on Facebook and they're insane. They're kids hate them. This is worse. Yes,

“nobody wants to go to fucking shady acres or whatever the name of that fucking thing. I think”

maybe that was from the soprano. Nobody wants that if anybody goes, I don't want to go into a home. I'm completely fine. I want to live on my own. And that was the big discussion. The big discussion was like, well, where do you put old people? You put them in these homes? And everybody was like, nobody wanted to go in those homes. And Louie's got a great new bit on a special about this, but I'm putting this dad in a place. But the way that the way people are getting

old now, whether they're just on the internet, they're just on the internet at whatever age, trying to figure it out and being taken advantage of and been boozelled. And it's coming from all sides and all directions. And they're they're becoming truly like psychotic. We're inducing

“psychosis. That's what Mark Zuckerberg's done. He's inducing psychosis into large swaths of the”

population, but very noticeably in older people that have now all gone insane. And I actually think by the way, like, so there's a new study that shows more than two thirds of children under the age of two, you screen some for eight hours a day. So many one-year-olds are now on a screen for eight hours a day. Here's why that's good. Are you ready? Here's why it's good. If we're going to live like this, we got to start them young. They got to be listen.

The people I know who got introduced to Facebook later in their lives, no longer speak to their children. They no longer speak to their families. They've had Facebook for 10 years. The children won't bring the grandkids to the house anymore. That's what happens when you introduce technology late in life. I'm for if we're going to live like this and it seems like we are. I'm not commenting on if it's a good thing. I don't think it is, but it doesn't seem like anybody's, it has any

investment in changing it. But more than two thirds of children under two use screens, some for up to eight hours a day, one year old, and by the way, and I'm going to say it again, and it's not a joke. They're watching the show in very big numbers. Two, two year olds, under five toddlers are watching the show in big numbers. Now it is a huge demographic.

Almost a third of newborns watch screens for more than three hours a day, while nearly 20%

of infants aged four to 11 months watch screens for over an hour a day. So you're 11 month old is going to get an hour just to get them going. And by I'm for this because we need they need, if we're going to have this, they need to understand it by the time they're four, they need to go, that's AI. Look at the watermark, it's AI. Scientists say the basis of future health and brain development is laid down in the first time for pregnancy to the age of two.

So scientists are now saying that it might not be good that they're doing this. Yeah, higher screen use and baby supposedly links to poorer development. Well, there's not jobs for them when they grow up. So who cares? They only need to be literate online. Listen to me now. There are no jobs for your children. They only need to be literate online. They only need to understand the way the internet works. So I don't have a problem with a one year old

short-sightedness sleep problems, behavioral difficulties, language delay, folks. They're going to

“have it anyway. They're having it all anyway. Most likely your children are going to be”

obese, short-sighted and have language delay. It's just what it is. We're going to get those epic form when they're kids. That's come GOP ones for kids and come in and I'm for it. You're coming for the fatties for the kids. We're going to have them all. Your kids are on peptides, you're on GOP ones, and you're on the screen. And there's nothing you can do about it. I'm sorry. It's what it is. Don't shoot the messenger here. I'm telling you,

yes, they're going to be fat because you're on the screens. Hit them with the needle.

All my kids' fat because he's on the screen. Well, it's necessary for him to be on the screen

because he needs to be literate and he needs to understand the way the internet works. He needs to understand different cultures that arise on the internet. He's got to choose. He's got to choose. They have to choose what culture they want to take part in on the internet. So they're going to be obese, probably. You hit them with the GLP one. The GLP one will slim him down. The GLP one will hold the food in your infant's stomach longer so that your infant is less

hungry because soon they will approve GLP ones for toddlers. So you're usually here's the way it works. Your two year old eats a chicken nugget and shoots it out and wants another chicken nugget. But the GLP one will hold the nugget in your two year old stomach longer. It won't shit. So now we have two things happening that are good. Shitting no longer is a thing with babies. They're not going to be shitting all the time because you're on GLP ones. They're going to be

very constipated. The food is held in their stomach longer so they're less hungry. Problem number one, shitting babies solve problem number two, obese children solve this and they're going to be sitting there and they're going to be on a screen. Listen, I'm pro family. I'm pro

children. But here's what's going to happen. You're going to have a fat child and it's going to

sit to chair like this. It's going to be on a little cushion and you're going to put a screen in front of it and then you're going to shoot it up with a needle of GLP one. Parents said they're offering screens to their babies and toddlers to help manage the stress of daily life and coping with exhaustion. They mean their stress, right? Not the baby stress? Let me read. Let me read that again. Parents said they're offering screens to their babies and toddlers to help manage the stress of

“daily life and cope with it. Well, here's the thing. I'm pro family. I'm pro child. I'm”

pro civilization. I believe the happiest people truly are the ones that, you know, the happiest people I've ever met are the ones with children. That doesn't mean that there are, I'm happy I don't have children. So I'm not saying everyone's whatever. I'm not telling you how to live. That's not the deal. But I'm saying I believe people should have children. I think it's good. You know, most people are not going to get what they want out of their career. Truly, some of them will,

most don't. And even the ones that do, there's a certain emptiness to that, whatever. So I am pro this. But here's the other thing. It's hard. It's hard to be parent. It's hard to be a good parent. So I think what people are doing now is they're giving their children the screens because they, they don't have the energy, the time. One parent described their baby screen time as quote, a survival skill in my house. A government spokesman told Sky News, parents told us they want

clear practical and non-judgmental advice on screen use for underfives. And we work hand in hand with them because the parents don't want to be judged for it. And I get it. They go, I got my kids on a screen. I give my kid a iPad and I say, leave me alone for a little while. And they don't want to be judged for that. And I understand parents don't want to be judged for giving their

“one year old an iPad for eight hours. Okay. They don't want to be judged for this. And I think”

it's, we should stop judging them for because here's a deal. We're heading into this digital world. By the time those kids grow up, then we probably will be in a fucking metaverse. So this is what you can fight all these people fight this. They fight that. They're, they're, they're mad that everybody's still on drugs. And they're, you know, on the different pharmaceuticals. They don't like this. They don't like that. I'm not saying that. I don't know anything about

the GOP wants. I tried them. I didn't like them. They made me feel weird. I lost passion for life. Truly. But that doesn't mean that other people. And now I have a meal plan of a trainer.

I don't know. I started to lose interest in more than eating. It was weird. And it just for me,

and that's not everyone's experience. So, by the way, go take them and enjoy them. I don't really care. It doesn't matter to me. I am forgiving them to children. I am. I am forgiving JLP wants to toddlers. And I am forgiving them iPads for them to watch this show and many others from, for hours on end every day. That's your reaction. Your kids not going to play soccer. Cut it out. Have a realistic expectation for your child. Having a non-verbal child

who just is on an iPad all day that you shoot up once a week with a needle, so it doesn't eat,

is the best you're going to do. Just a quiet child who's constipated from the JLP one they're on.

“Also, here's the thing with people giving JLP ones to their toddlers. You have to remember fiber.”

You have to remember fiber because they have to move, you don't want their stomachs to explode with food. So, you have to make sure the food is moving through your two-year-old or three-year-old system while they're on the iPad for eight hours a day. So, you have to make sure they eat fiber so that they shit eventually so that they don't explode on the couch. Because you don't want to say, my toddler got gastropriosis. We forgot the fiber and my toddler's stomach exploded.

Oh, it's not supposed to happen. My toddler's stomach exploded because of the chicken nuggets. There was full of chicken nuggets and we forgot the fiber, so that my toddler didn't shit out the chicken nuggets. So, it's stomach exploded. While I was watching the iPad, so these are the ways to be apparent. Now, I'm not an expert. I'm not a parent.

“But that's what it's going to be. And we should feel bad for parents. I like this article that says,”

parents shouldn't really have to raise their kids. They should be able to just give them my parents for the entire day. "This research is a reminder of the pressure so many parents face and can I make another comment? If your toddler on shot day doesn't want to eat anything, you make sure they eat protein. You have to give them protein in the day they take their shot. This research is a reminder of the

pressures of so many parents face. And our guidance is designed to offer realistic evidence and formed advice to reflects the demands of family life. Not be a rulebook that adds to the pressure.

I like sky news because here's what sky news is saying, hey, listen, let's get realistic. You're not

going to raise your children. You're going to give them the pad, the iPad. And so a lot of parents don't know what to do. They don't know what to do. The kids are getting hooked on the screens.

“But here's the question. What is that? Is this a baby losing his mind over a screen?”

What is he wants to watch my program? What is he meant? Oh, this is just a collection of children. Like a man they can't watch YouTube. Yeah. All right, let's see a little bit of it. Let's see, let's see, trying to watch. Once you see Tucker. I want to go. I want to go. All right, we got it. We got a demand. They're mad. They're addicted. My God, since it's addicted, what are you going to do? They're addicted to it. What are you going to do? They're little

junkies in your house. They want their screens. What are you going to do with them? You got a bunch of sticky finger junkies in the house. They want their goddamn screens. What are you going to do? Fight that battle? You give them the screen and you let them watch. Folks, I'm telling you, I know it. It sounds wrong. Otherwise, it gets really difficult, especially if you have multiple kids. It's very difficult. They don't want to play outside anymore. They don't want to play outside. None of

their friends are outside. All of their friends are playing video games. They want to play video games. So they're going to sit around and play video games. What they want to do? They don't want to go out. You know, remember when you were kid, I was like, maybe not you, you're younger than me. But like, we would play man hunt. You know what I mean? You would go out and play things, hiding or seek, stuff like that. They don't do that anymore. They don't do that anymore. Children do not do that.

They're not interested in that. They want to be on the screens. That's where they live now.

I think give your child the screen. It's like eating in AA, which I've been a member of or, you know, or or or NAA or things like that. It's abstinence. It's drugs or alcohol. You can't do it. Go to God. You do other things. You know. But in O.A., over eaters anonymous, which I haven't been in L.O.L. Um, they tell you, you got to eat. So it's not, it's, there's a moderation. It's not,

I mean, moderation is essential in that. It's like sick essay, sexual anonymous. So you got to have

sex, but you can't like do whatever things you were doing that are bad. Where is this different, like AA, it's a, you can't, can't. Um, it's the phenomenon of great. But here's the deal. These kids

“are getting away from screens. So they're little junkies. Screen junkies in her, but you need to”

teach them a responsible way to use the internet because it's going to be their entire life. Otherwise, Mark Zuckerberg's going to get them later on and they're going to go fucking insane. We gave the internet to a generation of people. They are in the process of destroying everything in the world. Everything in the world. By the way, they haven't even had it for that long. It's not like they've had it for that long. But they got it late in life and it scrambled

their fucking brain. So what you have to do, you know how many people I know who've blocked their own mother? Do you know how many people I know on Facebook or whatever, and dead of told me, I've blocked my mother. She, I, she cannot reach me on the internet. If she wants, she can call me.

“I have blocked her. I do not want to see what she posts. I don't want to see what she shares.”

I go, you mother. Go, yeah. So I know that the knee jerk reaction is to say, get the screens out of the cans of kids. Well, sure, but I think realistically, they're not going to be able to exist without having some kind of relationship to a screen. So I would say if you're one, it's it's not nine hours. Eight hours days too much. How long is this show usually about an hour? An hour a day is fine for them. But again, Martin, this program, give us the view.

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“your one year old somewhere in a house and give it a screen, you have to set a timer and then five”

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Hot to virus. What is this? My mother used to talk about hot to virus, to get a mouse in her house, and she was right. It spreads because of rodent shit. And by the way, everyone on a cruise, let me stop this, right? Anyone that goes on a cruise anymore,

“you deserve exactly what you get. There are so many examples of why you should not get on this”

floating toilet. I mean, anybody, there's documentaries, there's a documentary called poop cruise. Anybody, now I know that you want to go on this wall inclusive thing. I know there folks, you know when I grew up, people used to go to a little in, they'd go to a little bed and breakfast somewhere. And yes, cruiser for like all people. I know gay cruises are fun and you could do molly and stuff on the ocean. But there's just too much of a chance for a night

mare to happen on a cruise. It's happened so many times. How do you even just walk, you just walk on a cruise down and go, well, we hope we're not stranded with hot to virus on the sea. So you can go to a shitty made up town in Mexico and buy some fake fucking crap. You can buy Coca-Pelli, the guy who plays the flute or a dream catcher or some bullshit. And now you're, we got hot to fight. Now after this, we're going to watch David Muir. But after this,

I wanted to put there's a doctor on the boat who's giving updates about hot to virus. But let's watch David Muir. Hot to virus. The race to track a deadly virus outbreak that started on that cruise ship in the Atlantic. After authorities have now revealed tonight that many passengers got off that cruise ship weeks ago. The hot to virus outbreak linked to that cruise ship in the Atlantic health officials tracking at least 30 people now who got off the ship two weeks ago,

traveling to their home countries all over the world, including seven Americans now back in the U.S. Three people take an off that ship and just the last 24 hours, two of them in serious

“conditions. Look at this. That's how you live in the cruise now. Freeze on a thing,”

BBC. That is the photo of how you're going to leave the cruise. Is that what you want? I'm telling you stop fucking around with this. That photo right there is how you're going to exit the cruise. You walk in. You're excited about the buffet. You leave like that. Let's continue. serious condition. Three other people have died tonight. 18 Americans remain on board that ship. The World Health Organization urging calm. ABC's Viktor Kendall leading us off.

Hanta. Hanta. Hanta. Try to find the doctor who's on the cruise. He's on the ship and he's giving updates about Hanta virus, which my mother was so concerned about. We're going to get to tell that to my father. There's a mouse and he's shooting his house. We're going to get hot to virus. And my dad would do his usual. You're overreacting. We're going to get hot to virus because

aboard the luxury cruise ship affected by a deadly Hanta virus outbreak said the ship's medical

staff are likely operating under quote tremendous pressure with limited resources. Let's listen to this man. Now, by the way, I'm talking to experts. I'm not, but I'm just calling people that I know

“that I think no things and they're saying the human to human Hanta virus spread might be overstated”

and it might it's probably not such a big deal. But who knows anyway. Let's see what this guy says. He's from Sweden. If they are allowed to disembark in the passenger's room, somehow get home. But of course, I mean, no country want to have the Hanta virus in the general population. On the ship. Bomb that ship. Bomb that ship. That's it. You went on a cruise. This is the way

we should handle cruise is now. If you go out on a cruise and there's a disease outbreak,

you're not coming back. We've got too many fucking problems in this country for you to come back with Hanta virus. You're dead. Say it. By the way, don't release the information in the public. I'm telling the Trump administration. Some of them are, you know, not too thrilled with me. But the ones that still listen, I'm telling you right now. And I know they'll have no moral problem with this. Just bomb the ship. Bomb it. And by the way, this is the new standard.

You can you're allowed to go on a cruise. If any, if there's any outbreak of any significance, I'm not talking about like, neurovirus. I mean, like a hunt device. If something happens,

just like we shot down that plane that was going into the we thought was going to go into the

White House. And then we made up that story. Let's roll. That's fake. We shot it down.

“Just like that happened. Let's roll fake. I think. And I believe. But anyway, we need to do this”

with cruise ships of sick people. We need to get rid of them and then make up a story that the boat was attacked by terrorists or something like that. This is, okay, let's get, get this guy. What is his passenger on board the cruise ship that has suspected hunt device outbreak where three people have died. And five to six people have said cries out as a ship remains near Cape Verding. Hunt device is rare. Go up. Sorry. Hunt device is rare, but serious illness usually spread through

contact with rodents or their waste. Let's listen to this guy who's making a his hunt device statement. Here he is. I normally wouldn't think of video like this, but I feel like I need to say something. So I wrote a few things down. I am currently on board the MV hobbyist. And what's happening right now is very real for all of us here. We're not just a story. All right. We're done. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Who told you to get on a boat? No. I'm dead serious.

I went on the infractal joker's cruise once. Did you stay in the comedy? I walked off that boat. I said, I'll kill myself. There's no amount of money you could offer me to do a cruise gig every kind of my life. I said, I'll kill myself if I have to get on another cruise. I will take my own life. I will gladly take my own life. When this guy goes, we're not just a story. We know you're not just a story. If we thought you was just a story, we'd let you dock. We know it's not just a story.

“That's why you're not docking with hot device. We got to have a fucking problem. We got AI. We got”

we got Iran. We got all the shit going on. We got aliens. We got the price of oil. And then you think you're going to bring a hot device? No. We're not just a story. No, you're not. And I feel bad for this person. And I'm not saying that this person doesn't deserve empathy or sympathy. I'm simply saying that the boat he's on should be struck with a missile. And they should burn a life with their choices. And I'm not saying they don't deserve sympathy or empathy. I'm saying you got on the boat.

You should be killed. I'm not serious. I'm serious tonight. I've had enough. These people, they bring these rare outbreaks from the buffet of a cruise ship with rodent shit. And then they're mad that they can't go wall surround fucking macy's. You live with your choice. Sit in your bunk on the cruise and get ready to get struck with a missile you're dead. We're going to kill you. You're dead. Hot device will not kill you. The US government will.

I'm telling you, I'm sour. You know, Trump is decisions I don't like. I've soured on it. I thought you had some real good points early on. But I'll tell you this. If he blows up this ship, if he blows up this hot device ship, I'm back. Let's listen to the rest of his statement.

bring like a plague back. That's not the way it works. But again, let's start him from the beginning

“please, here. This guy is on the hot device cruise ship, hot device friend of the show.”

Let's listen to this gentleman. I normally wouldn't think of video like this. But I feel like I need to say something so I wrote a few things down. Can you stop this for a minute? What is everyone feel they need to say something? He feels like he's dying and it's sad and it's horrible and I get it. But here's the deal. You're sitting there in a green shirt and you go, I feel like I need to say something. And then I guarantee you, somehow I get blamed. Like watch, I don't know if he's going to

do this. But I feel like this is going to be very late. It's not going to take it. Here's the

world he should say. Are you ready? Hey, we're pretty fucked. And there's hot device here. It's a real thing. It's not just a story. And we realize that it is a very dangerous outbreak. And you know,

“even with the best tracking of people and everything it's going to be it's going to it's going to”

pose an unnecessary risk to human civilization. We don't need another pandemic. We haven't even recovered from the last one. So I've made this video to ask the government to strike our boat with a missile and blow us up instantaneously and kill us an instantly so that the rest of the world can

live. Love you mom. Love you dad. But let's see what he actually says. That's the self-listing.

The self-listing for all these people to do on this hot device chip is to take their own life. Selflessly. Selflessly, they should all walk the fucking plank. No. They should walk the plank. I've had enough of this now. An old school pirate plank. The Trump administration with my full support. I'll be back. Jady Vance. I'm telling people you don't like me because they're going to big mouth. By the way, we'll get that. We'll get you

Kenton there. How about that? I'm kidding. But he does have that draw. He's at my full disc. I go stand here every and more. I'm the problem. They make them walk the plank. Now he's freaking out about AI. You see this, Jady Vance? He's freaking out about AI. He's all upset about the AI. Who's doing the AI? Who's doing that? They have a plank and they make them walk the plank. And I got, I loved pirate stuff as a kid and you make them walk the plank. And at the end of the

plank, they get to say something. They get to say something like, "Hi, this sucks." I feel really scared. I don't know what comes after this. The government said there was no God in aliens created all of us. That's the last thing I read in my bunk before I was made to walk the plank because this boat has a hunt to various outbreak. It was kind of disturbing that that's the last thing I read. But I shouldn't have gone on Facebook. That was my fault. I went on Met. I went

on Facebook. There was an article that there was no God we're all created by aliens. So I guess this is literally the last thing I'll ever do. But I completely understand and agree with our government's decision to make everyone on this ship walk the plank instead of posing an unnecessary risk before the summer months where we hope we see little spike in spending and the economy repair itself by people are buying martens potato rolls, burgers, dogs, etc., you know how it is,

a couple of occasions. Anyway, let's watch your statement by the way, this seems insensitive. It's actually not and you're a child if you think it is. Continue. I am currently on board the MV hobbyists. Yes. And what's happening right now is very real for all of us here. I get it. We're not just a story. Totally. We're not just headlights. We're people. Yes. People with families. OK. OK. With people waiting for us at home. I know. There's a lot of uncertainty and that's the hardest part.

All we want right now is to feel safe to have clarity and to get home. So if you're seeing

“coverage about this, just remember that there are real people behind it and that this isn't something”

happening well somewhere far away. It's happening to us right now. I'll share more when I can. What does the statement even mean? I know it's a real boat with real people behind the virus. I don't think it's AI. What's he saying? Does he want does he think I'm going to and I feel bad

to haunt the virus. I just did a photo shoot and I look good at some of these. I just interviewed the cast of selling sunset. I don't want haunt the virus. That's a non-statement statement. The real people we exist want to vote we have haunt the virus. We get it. We know you're real people. We know you have families and people that love you. That's the problem. We don't want you infecting them with fucking haunt the virus.

Here's what I say if I'm in. Hi, I'm on this boat. I don't have haunt the virus. I'll kill everyone on the boat.

Then test me and let me come home. I'm willing to kill everyone on this boat.

“Are you reading anything about this haunt the virus? Are there any more statements from people on the boat with the haunt? Is he the only one who's live streaming here from the boat?”

People just can't stop with the screens no matter what, huh? I know it's a boat. I know it's real. I know you're actual people. I know it's horrible. I feel bad for you. My heart goes out to you. I don't want haunt the virus. There's a lot of things in my life I want. I don't want haunt the virus. I might want to live in Rhode Island at some point in the new port area. I like that. I like seafood. I think it's beautiful. But I don't want haunt the virus. I understand such a weird non-statement statement. We're people we exist. We have haunt the virus. It's like bro. You chose to get on this boat and now you have haunt the virus.

I feel bad about this. What are you reading so intently over there?

Just an article from another is there is there any other statement from anyone on the boat or is this the only guy that's chosen to update us on the boat here? I'm pulling up one right now. Pull it up. Just because I want to give everyone a fair shake and I want to hear from people on this boat because I, you know, is this another person, this is another person who's decided. And I listen man, I feel bad for people with haunt the virus. We just can't let. He said they're not being well informed the people on the haunt the virus.

It's like flight 93 here. I'm telling you this right now. We got to we got to make up something. Let's roll. Okay, this is somebody on the is he on the boat. I think so. Yeah. All right. It seems we looks pale. Don't let him off. He looks real pale. Of North West Africa.

It's very scary because it was nothing that we were ready for on 12th April. We had the first casualty.

Ruhi Kennett was on the ship's first leg for most of April and recorded the moments the captain announced the first death. This is my subject.

“Before you, that's why I possibly did you decide to record the captain's announcement.”

Why did you decide to record the captain's announcement? I felt something odd. It turns out that you've heard not valiant forums. The captain's announcement was a very important thing. The captain's announcement was an operator says at the time of this announcement. There was no evidence of a virus or contagion on the ship. Three people died following this outbreak now confirmed by the World Health Organization to be the anti-stream of haunt of virus.

In rare instances, it can spread from person to person. Health officials are now tasked with contact tracing with one passenger in intensive care in South Africa. Dr. Jason Zucker is an infectious disease physician. This is not as easy to spread as things like COVID. But I wouldn't be overly concerned right now if you have travel planned.

Not easy to spread, but still a big fear out there.

“Camila joins us now. Camila, what happens to the people still onboard this cruise ship once they dock at the Canary Islands?”

Yeah, Tom. So the ship is still days away. Spain's health ministry says they will get medical screenings and then go to their home country. No, stop, no, no, no, no, Camila. No, no, no, no, no, they won't. No, no, no, no, they won't. They were on that boat. They are to be killed.

Camila, I, they listen. I am anti-killing. We know this. I've had a strong record of that. The people on that boat need to be hunted down by special operations teams and killed in a Jason born style fashion. Where it looks like an accident, make it look like an accident. Everyone on that boat has to be followed and gotten rid of and it's got to be quick and it's got to look like an accident.

Cruise has become nightmare so quickly. Let's play that. Let's play that again. The captain's announcement. The moment the captain announced the first jet. This is my side view of the plane for you. Yeah, I mean, folks, if you have cruise tickets and you're going on a cruise, I don't know what to tell you.

I'm telling you right, I know it's a part of the economy and people will always do it. By the way, and I have no power. I'm not affecting anything.

I'm just saying this to my listeners to my, you know, people that, you know, care about anything. I say stop it. Stop it.

“How many more, how many more incidents, how much more evidence do you people need? Do you really want to be standing there in the middle of the coast of the Cape of Good Hope or the fuck these people are an Africa winner?”

And the guy comes out and goes by the way, everybody's going down at hunt to virus on this. And by the way, I don't know if this shows up immediately. So I'm just saying, and I'm not, I'm not. It sounds like I'm being insensitive. I'm trying to save humanity. The entire boat.

It has to be blown to smithereens. It has to be blown to smithereens in the middle of the sea. Sorry.

I, I don't want, I don't want it. I don't want it to be the case, but I'm not comfortable. This is what scares me people. I ran. What if I ran against a nuke? What the fuck is that bomb bomb? We don't bomb the things we should bomb. Attack this shit. Attack this shit.

“I mean, does it said, do I, do literally it be honest with me? Do I sound heartless?”

Maybe a little bit.

It's for the good of all. It's for the good of all. It's for the good of all bomb the shit.

Oh, I'm the shit. We're not just where people, we're real. We have families and you're not allowed to see them. You've been exposed. And we have fighter jets on the way. We have drones on the way. We don't even need just drone it.

“Drone it now or if the aliens, if the aliens want to get involved here and help.”

And supposedly they have bases under the water says Tim Bercher. Come up and help us here. If these aliens can do anything for us, come up from your underwater bases and sink this hot device ship. Now! Well, there it is. You know, I, of course, my heart goes out to everyone on that ship and I'm incredibly saddened by these events. I'm completely horrified like many fellow citizens.

And I do believe that the compassionate, immediate legitimate responsible course of action is to blow that ship up in the middle of the sea with everyone on it. And we should tell them five minutes before we do that, we say we're going to have to blow the ship up. Let them make their videos. Give them ten minutes to make their videos and put them out. Let everybody be able to take their phone out during the last ten minutes of their life. Make a video that they can upload to the social media platform of their choice in a deep rage.

I can't believe the government's doing this to us, you're abandoning us, this is inhumane, get it all out, get it all out, get it all out, upload it, goodbye, fly, let them do it, let them do it. And then blow them off the face of the earth. Good night.