#3245 Vanderpump Rules S12E13: Goat Cheese Brawl

Of Shoppy 5.de/requord. I love that we love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker.

“Joining me today is someone who I just adore.”

We went through war together the first two months this year. And now we've emerged. It's Ronnie Karen. How are you? Well, hello.

Ben. Hello there. The war, of course, was planning for the crappies. We've mentioned it a lot. Some people just may not realize that if you missed the crappies,

watch it on Kizwi. I'm crappies.kizwi.com. Just go to our website, watch with crappins.com. And there's a replay that's going to be available through the 13th of March. So watch it.

There's all sorts of great stuff.

We had an amazing, amazing time doing the show.

Also, by the way, we have a crossover episode on our feed today. With Rob has a podcast where we talked about the traders and survivor 50. That was a tremendous time.

“So go check that out and we're guess what?”

He's not going to be the only one from the traders. We're going to talk to this week. It's just so just stay tuned. Okay, everyone. Today, we are talking band of punk rules.

Oh, and I shall also mention, we are going to have a bonus newsletter this week. Normally, we only have one. But this week, we're doing a whole crappies newsletter. We're going to talk about, we're both going to talk about our experience. We have crappies to the trapeze with the crappies.

And, you know, it was like preparing and what the show was like, et cetera. So keep an eye out for that. I'll be out later this week or maybe today who knows when. But in the meantime, today we're talking band of punk rules. Really excited to talk about this one.

And I do want to highlight that these kids, they are so funny. Like we wound up having like the entire cast. Almost the entire cast of the show come to the crappies. It wasn't even meant to be that way. We had so we had Chris and Jason and they were like our little miss crappies.

That's what we had last year. The person to bring people on and off and to carry their wards out, et cetera. So we're like, wouldn't it be fun if we have Chris and Jason. The eyebrow twins. So they were, they were serving that role on the show.

And then we had Marcus and Shane as guests. But then they all invited people from the cast. So then all of a sudden we had this like giant contingent from band of punk rules. And it was so fun. They all came out on stage.

They all lined up at the front of the stage. And I swear they were having the best time. They were having their own party. Like that was like we were, we were at the band of punk rule shows. Those kids.

They were partying their asses off. They were like, it was like, I'm not sure if this is true or not.

I felt like this is like their first big public thing that they've done as a cast

since the show came out. Did you get that sense, Ronnie? Well, I'm sure they've done other stuff. But man, they'll show up in party. That's for sure.

They were great. They were so nice. I have to say it makes me feel bad to make fun of them. And I will continue to do that. You know, Chris and Jason are arrived.

You know, because they actually had a role in the show. They arrived so promptly like so on time. They were like, hey, we're here. Well, how can we help? I mean, they were like professionals.

And everyone was so lovely. Kim was so nice. Like the feedback that I got from the people working back stage. Was that Kim was one of the nicest people the entire night. I was like Kim.

But she was so nice. And then Natalie came up to me at one point. And she's like, oh, my god, when you were making fun of how I fell down the stairs, that was like so funny. Because you were like, hasn't she been to the other half.

She'd never like went to the other half of the house.

And like, how does she even deal with parking garages?

“And the truth is I always fall down staircase.”

It's like crazy. Like, the thing is I was like raised in a single single story home. So I think I just like don't understand staircase. It's crazy. She craps me up.

So definitely like. Yeah, I'm really, I'm really fun. My group of people. They were all really sweet. I had a great time.

Yeah. Yeah. Now let's look apart. Yes.

Okay.

So they're first reunion.

“A lot of people are pretty surprised at this.”

Got a reunion because the valley did not. The valley, they were like, okay, here's five dollars. And my napisodes. That's it. Bye.

Maybe for themselves. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a valley person of style.

But this one, they gave a full ring. Full two part or two, which is pretty good. Yeah. But you know, it's Vanderpump rules. It's such a major show for the network.

I think they just felt like that. Like, they just had to. They had to do it. And I was okay with that. You know, you, they're apparently the show is had.

It's like, like, like, exponential growth over the course of the season. Like, it really is, like, there were reports coming out over the past few days that, like, their ratings actually weren't really up hot. Like, like, really, really increased over the season. So it's a good sign for this cast because we, you know, I won't say we also, I really enjoy this show a lot. And I think it's actually a really good cast of just cookie young kids trying to drink and be famous.

Yeah. And now it's interesting because it's the season has aired obviously.

And so this is the first time we've seen them since they've seen each other talking shit about each other.

And this is when every reality show kind of starts to get good. Because that's when you truly get pissed and you see whatever everybody said behind your back. And that's when you start to unravel and you've seen how the audiences reacting to you and you get pissed off about that. Like, who's more popular on Twitter and who's, you know, getting more shit on Instagram comments and who has more Reddit threads hating them has stuff like that.

“And that's what we're seeing today. I mean, the biggest, the biggest one affected obviously is Audrey who basically has a fit through the entire thing.”

And she's really going for it, you know, so I, I have to hear that. She's, she's making some effort here. But she is trying to blame a lot of shit that was her own fault on other people. And I think she kind of failed it. She kind of, she was the only one that didn't really have a lot of grace. Everybody else was kind of giving each other grace. And I think she came off like kind of an asshole. Now that, that said. I did appreciate that she and Venus both got that hair moisturized. They're hair all both of those kids looked great.

So as your anti, I say thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I mean it. Seriously. I, yeah, I really enjoyed them. Oh my god, there's a, there's a fly in my coffee. Well, I have to say my favorite part of the reunion was the Venus and Marcus Exchange when they were like fighting, but then they start to both cry and Marcus crying is like my favorite because he does that thing where he, when he blinks, he like, squints both eyes. Because some people do that. They're like instead of just like bling that. It's just like Marcus trying to swing out of tears. He's like, I didn't realize how much affected you.

It was like straight guy tears in the both eye crying towards each other. And I was like, this is, I know this is like a really sweet and lovely moment, but I am laughing at loud right now. The old thing was funny. Okay, so they're all on stage. And by stage, I mean in front of the actual bar at Sir. And so we, right, they were right. Right, they were right, weren't they really, yeah, they were actually, they were actually, they were not on a set. They were just actually at Sir.

“Okay, so, um, five, four, three, here we go. Here we go, guys, here we go. And Marcus is like, are we going to start with some warm-up vibe?”

Are you just going to get straight to it, what's going on here? And then we see sneak peeks of the upcoming reunion, which I'm not going to go into. But the cast is watching stuff. And we go to the Sir patio and Venus is like, oh my God, when do you praise your voice? I got a boner. [Laughs] Also when you didn't raise your voice, I got a boner. I haven't had sex in eight years. I'm just going to get a lot of boners left and right. How old is Venus? He said he hasn't had sex in eight years. I mean, smubla.

Yeah, I think he's, I think he's like 20. No, it's got to be like 27 maybe? Not sure. By the way, Venus got a huge amount of applause from the audience. The audience loved Venus. It was interesting to see which was like the audience favorites. It was like Shane and Venus were the ones that got the biggest reception, I think, on Friday. Well, one lady was going crazy for Shane. I mean, everybody went crazy for Shane, but one lady was like, Shane, thank you, Max. [Laughs]

I looked at her face because she was screaming like that. Like, she wanted to get him or something. I was waiting to see her hold like a little caveman cudgel thing or like, back or something to come get him. And I looked at her face and her blonde hair was like sticking out like crazily. And then she was making her real, she looked angry. She was like,

I have a question. When you were doing your keytar song, I shouldn't call it that because it's just like your song, but I just like to call it your keytar song because that's my favorite part.

When you were doing it, could you hear the vanipump rules kids? Because they were loaded up in the wings because they were going to be coming on stage, not too long afterwards. There were like literally like eight of them, and I was back, I was with them. And they were just there, and they were just like having a party. And you were singing, and I had to be like, "Shhh! Guys, runny singing!" I was like the mom. I was like, "Guys, can you keep it down a little bit?" But they were just having a party there, and I was like, "Rani, could you hear them back there with they be?"

"He used me to not appreciate the theater!" "I've got the respect over here!" "Rani's doing a parody of where the house my husband shh, I'm sorry." "I know I was blacked out, but I black out during that stuff, I didn't hear anything." By the way, I also don't know how you did that song. Like, to this moment, like, I don't know how you did that song. I'm sorry to be able to gaze a bit about our show, but like, honestly, you getting through all those lyrics, I don't know how you did it.

“The teleprompter, that's how I think Jesus for teleprompters. I mean, the wheel was a pretty good invention, but the teleprompter, life saver.”

Okay. Yeah. Thank God for that thing. Okay, so then we go to Audrey's like, "Yeah, if that was deep, I had to let it out. Sorry guys. Sorry, but I'm a badass." And now we see the parking lot and trailers and stuff like that, everybody's arriving, and Audrey needs shots to get through the day.

This is when we see her new look. She's got a Marilyn Monroe look, and she's very, like, "Diva, coming to the show."

"Yeah, I'm the star of this betch." And then Andy's sitting with Lisa and a trailer and he's like, "Oh, I'm excited." "Well, Shane, Dave is wow." And Lisa's like, "Oh, I love all of them right now." Right now it's pure, it's ambition. They think that they have a future.

It's so delicious. I just want to inject it into my things. So much pain, yet to be caused. So many wings to be broken. Then we cut to Chris. Chris, and he's like, "I think it's going to be a slimy day guys." I don't know what he meant by that, but the man works on only fans. How much worse could this be? Yeah.

Yeah. You literally work with Lou Balday. You're hard. You're doing this slimy things physically, not judgment, just like it's Lou. Yeah, I mean, like Lou, like slime.

So then we go, we see more sneak peeks. And then we cut to Andy talking to Angela. You have a baby bed with Shane. And she's like, "You seem to like to have my jeans." Yeah. So anyway, after all this opening,

software tool obviously got to over the course of the reunion, we see the title card. And now we're here at the reunion stage. Welcome to the Vanderbib rule season 12. For union, I'm Andy Cohen. And while the physicists have changed, we also have a new staff.

That was a dig at you, Lisa. Anyway, the faces have changed. Drama dysfunction, dreams of making an LA are still on the menu right next to the goat cheese balls.

“Lisa, your aging reverse, can you believe it's 13 years?”

Now, I want to say something at the after party. We're talking to some people who were at the show. And they were like, the craziest thing happened today. We saw a huge Bentley. And it pulled up to a parking meter.

And the person trying to pay the meter was all confused. So like, someone in the group went up to help the person with the parking meter. And then she came back and then they're like, ah, do you realize that was Lisa Vanderbib? And so they had helped Lisa Vanderbib with the parking meters.

Then they went and like, they went, they basically went back to Lisa and like, hey, can we get a photo with you? So Lisa took a picture with them. And they're like, Ben, you won't believe it. She's like, airbrushed in real life. And I saw the photo.

Lisa's face looked 100% face-tuned.

“And she said that, but they were like, but we took this photo.”

We didn't air, we didn't face to it. And it was shocking. Like Lisa is like, so photogenic. She literally has filters that are like happening in real life.

I've just never, I've literally never seen that happen in a photo before.

Did they show you that picture? Oh, no, I didn't see it. Oh my god, it was her. Yeah, Lisa's going to get buffed. And she's like a bowling alley lane.

She's going to get buffed before every night. You know? Yeah. The main thing. I will Lisa, you are aging in reverse.

And she's like, you too, darling. If reverse was forward times two. Now you know, look at the whole thing. The hand I noticed it. I feel like I've aged a lot more than 13 years with this lot.

Get it. What do you mean? What does this lot?

No, it's British for group Andy. Keep up.

I always see some flashbacks.

They're very first. The Vanderbilt rules reign in 2013. It's like, wow.

“So then now it's time to go around the horn.”

Hi. Venus. What are you manifesting for today? Just lots of sex. I'm so horny Andy.

And also, I guess surviving the drama. Okay. And then, Jessica, quick question. If I need a ride to LAX, can I get one? She's like, I dream you in a heartbeat, Andy.

Hmm. It was really impressive. Andy didn't say, love the new boobs. I know. That's an Andy thing that he didn't do it today.

And says hi to Shane. Your life has been quite a topic. People always commented. He's like, well, some people say, I have a hot guy laugh.

And some people say, I have a dumb guy laugh, Andy.

Well, which one is it? I guess it's a hot dumb guy laugh, Andy. Ha ha ha ha. All right. Very good.

Long kiss. Bring me up the speeder. And you and Kim together, right now. He's like, yeah, brother. Really together.

And Kim's like, yeah, I know that's a surprise to everybody. But yeah, America's sweetheart's back together. Literally nobody is surprised. And Kim, you look beautiful. Marcus Joke, you're the only person in the world.

He's 100% straight. Gross. Sounds bad. She's like, well, he just like doesn't understand that I'm like not attracted to women in West Hollywood that are like kissing and having fun.

It's just like not my vibe. Mostly the having fun part. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crappy commercial.

And then Audrey and Natalie are kiss each other. Like, like, we do that. We like, yeah. We're totally fine with being gay. So Marcus goes, yeah, I mean, she did recently.

You know, admit to a girl crush on Angelica and I was like interesting. Andrew. Andrew. Andrew. And you're like, okay.

Well, Marcus, this day's the question. What percentage straight are you? Would you like to explore your gay side?

“Have you ever hung out with choruses son from Potomac?”

Should we all get together? Well, Andy, I'm about two fingers up my butt right now. So I guess that would leave me at 80%. Straight. Ah, ah, ah.

Not counting thumbs. I like that. Okay, Natalie. Love your song, passenger. JK.

And I urge you to grew up in the same town. Is there any? Is there any? I'm a grandeur. You know, I agree on the grandeur.

Hey, could you text her right now until her answer is a dad? Could you text her and say, waking for good more like waking for I'm a dad? Hey, Tammy, you're you have a new man in your life. She's like, well, his name is Reed. We've been together almost a year.

He's the old gem from sorry. I keep it in the restaurant. I guess God. Oh, he makes me so happy. Can you see?

I'm just like totally glowing right now. He's a 76 year old GM from sorry. We're totally happy. And thank you for asking. Okay, Jason.

Not going to say anything to you. Just a Jason. Jason's eyebrows are like, hi. Hello, sir. Well, I'm not sure we've ever seen Lisa.

The most someone in the way she devoted to those. Are you the old Stanley? Where are you? Tell us a dream, Jason.

“He's like, well, Mike honestly, I want to be role-rounded.”

And like, I figure you could know you. You could work the whole stand. Maybe serve Barton, serve jerk off. My role. Paint science.

What do they mean? It's like, okay, well, I don't really think that was your decision, though. And I think that this is when they show the clip of Lisa saying, Can you please describe the crap cake? He's like, um, what's crap?

And it comes in the form of cake. It's like really good. I know it comes in the form of cake. It's called a crap cake. You idiot.

So I'm just like, hey, Andre, you look gorgeous. Old Hollywood meets skin. She's like, yeah, it's giving like a sliding Marilyn Monroe. Okay, tell me you don't know who Marilyn Monroe is without telling me. You know what?

That's the point. That's the point of Marilyn Monroe. We wouldn't call it sliding though. We'd call it sexy. Some like a cold.

And it's like, oh, there you go. Chris, love that you normalized penis pumps. What? Why would you love that? Do you have one Andrew?

Oh, my goodness. Like, no. But I actually needed a little explanation on it. And Shane helped me out the other night. I want what happened.

I think we see a flashback to Shane. They were talking about penis pumps. And how Shane's like, yeah, I don't use one. Cause it hurts. Yeah, I just use a rectangular dysfunction mode.

So that's just how I do it. Yeah, this cast is pretty out of the closet with sex stuff.

And sex helps stuff, you know? Yeah. Like, here's what? Here's the crunch I use. How about you?

Man, anybody? I'll raise you a cock ring. Man, anybody? So Chris is like, yeah, you know,

“I really wanted to bring it to light because everyone's so scared to talk about their sexuality.”

Sometimes you just got to pump it up a little bit. That's, that's my mission, you know? I wanted to talk about like, guys digs and like, getting a bigger and harder. Thank you. Like, I started a dot org website.

Thank you. Thank you for that. I'm like waiting for like a little like inspirational drum. Like from a long time. I'm not on TV for the fam.

I'm here to help you digs. So... Well, let's get started. Last year, Bravo! Now, it was rebooting Battleground rules with a new group of servers and bartenders, and a shockwaves

through the rot as beer and Lisa. What do you say to people who can bear this? So to the original Battleground rules on the past. Oh, I understand, of course, they're going to compare. But we're talking about different people, different problems, different lives,

and those are just in one season, get it? This group had very strong personal stories so well. Take this one, Mindy. Mindy had a rough time letting go of her whole seat. My name is Audrey.

I don't care, darling. Shut up. Here's the point. We finally got seen out. You're welcome.

America.

“Natalie, to see you then kicked off with you returning from a week long suspension for screaming a wrecked boyfriend into that.”

It's very bar. So we see the footage of that again. And let me talk about it. And that was just for the record. That was so not my intention.

I was there with my family. I was being so kind to them that I kind of triggered them because I was like, "Why are you being nice to my family?" Like, I don't even get it really. Does that mean that you and I are good then?

You weren't acting like you and I are good. And I was just like, "Ah!" Because that was like me saying my song as revenge. And then I felt that in a staircase. Because I'm like from a single story home.

So that's just like a lot for me at first.

A single story home will always make me laugh until the end of the time.

And have that though. I mean, obviously not a meeting. Obviously not. And he's like, "Okay. Paolo, the ex-boyfriend and questioned with an accident a few months ago."

Thankfully, he's doing much better. Thank God, thank God for Paolo. Yay, Paolo's great. And they tell the story of Paolo. And that is like, I had to know it was Paolo,

but I never heard from him again. So I knew. So I called Demi. And then sure enough, Paolo was in the ICU. Interesting that you called Demi.

Wow. It's basically like calling him. Amazon Assistant. Yeah, well. Yeah, well Paolo is like one of my closest friends.

Sometimes I just think back at all the fun times we've had together. I mean, look. Look at me. I can't stop smiling. Yeah, well.

Do you two had the relationship? Did you not tell me? Well, I mean, we had a fling. But like it was just like, I was just out of a five year relationship. And I wasn't ready for something serious that he wanted.

Because you know, every 50 year old wants to settle down with like a 25 year old. But like, he started seeing this new girl madly without telling me. So that was like, a lot was great.

But I had no idea because like that conversation happened on the second floor.

And I just didn't even know how to get up there. Yeah, whatever. You knew what stairs were on because you had no problem with making up with them on the stairs. So whatever Natalie fucking liar. God.

Natalie definitely saw us fighting. So yeah. But like that was the night that I found out about it. Like I only found out that there was something between you two after I already hooked up with him. Oh, my fucking God.

I'm going to lose my mind. Look how he did. I am right now. Oh, my god. My temperature is through the roof.

I'm shaking. Yeah. It like fucked up our whole franchise. Yeah. No, because like Palo's would like brought me Natalie together as friends.

We were like, wow.

“Isn't it crazy how his hair growing out of his ears?”

It was like nuts. But like now there's this whole narrative that we were like fighting over a guy. And that never happened. We were fighting over like Natalie fucking the guy. Totally different.

Kim, can you explain why any of this is interesting? Or actually here's a better question. Can you explain why Natalie's friendship with Marcus was triggering to you? It wasn't triggering. Like most of Marcus's friends are women.

And like mostly women he's hooked up with and stuff. So like I've navigated friendships with girls. And they have their tongue down his throat like whatever. But like with Natalie. Like as soon as she starts to chat with someone.

It's like tax, phone calls, FaceTime. You know, like Morse code. You know, SOS. And like I heard one phone call. And she had which he had with Marcus.

And she was basically like bashing Demi and I.

And that is not cool. Why?

What? Okay.

I want to explain that phone call.

I wasn't bashing you guys. I was in the process of falling down a staircase. I'm just like not used to them. Yeah, but like before filming when you got suspended. You called Marcus saying Demi and I are not good friends.

Uh, yeah. Okay. So this is like that's like not what she said. I said that you had called because you were pissed that I had. I was the only one who had your back.

Well, I wasn't pissed though. Well, I wasn't pissed. I thought I was tired. I was like hysterically crying. Like I was so upset.

Like you guys didn't know what to say. It's like really hard. It's like really, really, really hard. Yeah. Well, so as soon as I heard that,

I texted Natalie in a non attacking way. And I was like, I love you. But I'm uncomfortable with how you've been calling and navigating. Your friendship with Marcus and your stupid slutty shoes. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And so now the response in my opinion should have been like, I'm so sorry you feel that way. And instead her response was, so you're saying I can't talk to him. Like how come Demi can talk to him? And I can't.

To me, that's like a red flag. Like don't challenge me when I'm setting boundaries as a friend. Whatever. But I don't like call Marcus to be like, how's your day? Like a call Marcus to be like, oh my god.

Your girlfriend's such a bitch. I mean, it's totally different. Like why can't I call Marcus? But everyone else can call Marcus. It's just like so unfair.

It's like the literally so unfair. You literally stood up towering over me and streaming with your hands in my face at the Belmont.

“That's, and that's why I decided to take space from you hashtag boundaries.”

Yeah, but I did that because you said I was being inappropriate with your boyfriend. So I was pissed. But like don't excuse me. Mapping a girl's girl. I'm a total girl's girl.

Yeah, but you're not a girl's girl. Let me lean forward in my stool to emphasize this. Okay, let's talk about all the press you've done throwing us under the bus and lying about all of us. You said that I've been a bully. Tell me when I've been about bullied you.

Okay. And if you can't give me a good answer, I'm going to take your lunch money. Sorry. You weren't mean all season Kim. Venus is like, you're mean.

There I said it. I said it, girl. Spits green. We were taking up a level where the split screens. Another pointing and the yelling and everything.

And I was like, you're taught me. I'm so empathetic. It's so bad. Yeah, but you went on Lala's podcast and said she thinks I've won her man. And I said, I mean, and you said I'm insecure in my relationship.

And also you went on Lala's podcast. Like who does that? Who goes on an old person's podcast? It's like, yeah, but I do think you're insecure in your relationship. How when I saw your saw the first episode?

How was like so hard?

“Do you think I want to keep coming to work and being comfortable around you?”

You guys are always good.

But when I come into work, I get like a nerd. Yeah, I know. And I'm the singer of passenger is being ignored. No, you don't, you don't get ignored. Yes, I do. And you said multiple times lies about me and like we can all go back and forth all day.

And Andy goes, no, we can't. Okay. I want to move on, moving on. So Natalie and Kim now get louder and yell over each other. And Andy's like, oh, geez, Chris is just plugging his ears.

No, I just want peace. No, I want peace. No, I want peace. I want peace. Darling. Take a breath. Now breathe out. Birdies came out.

Magic. Welcome back to Vanderbilt Role. Oh, really? Chris and Audrey this season. Mostly seem like the health is couple on the group.

Ah, ah, ah, ah. But as they in charge being exclusive, Chris was not quite ready for Audrey to be his only fan. They're like, oh, that was good. That was good. Andy, that was good. So it seemed like they were sparks in the beginning for you and Chris.

What did you first like about him?

And Audrey's like, well, I asked him about his type. And he was like, um, tall, dark hair. So I was like, fuck, I'm screwed. So I was like, you know, like, what about personality? And he was like, you know, personality is good too.

But like, I can't comment on his face. You know what I mean? And I thought that made sense. Chris, what did you want for you to Audrey sick? Well, I think we had chemistry.

And she's definitely mature for 22. And I think it's kind of fun when I go to her house and Mary Faith pops out from the shadows. And we both get a scare because I love horror movies. So I don't know.

“That's why I'm absolutely drawn to that.”

Okay. And you're 31. We've taken with that. Is like a 31. And you still used like old women.

I hear anything. Oh, yeah, I did a lot of older women. I've a weird thing for older women. And Lisa's like, oh, don't drag me to the equation. Tiger.

Yeah, well, can better watch out. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So no, so older women, huh? And he's like, well, like when I was in my teens, like, big, your teens. Wow, let's dig into that one.

He's like, well, you know, it was a king. You know, I thought maybe they're more experienced and bad. So they could teach me a few things like magic tricks. Oh, you, you stupid. I was wondered, could I have sex with someone who could saw me in half?

Yeah, safely, of course.

What's the point of getting salt in half?

I've never done that one before.

What do you mean get right to the point anyway, not just fucking Lisa, fucking. Oh, my goodness.

“Do ladies speak like that here in the 18th century?”

Ha, ha, ha. Oh, do you well as your reaction to Chris being on two reality shows before this one? She's like, well, I was surprised. I didn't, you know, I didn't find out that until, you know, he came horseback riding. And and he's like, and by the way, by going on these shows, were you trying to make a name for yourself?

Because that is hilarious. That would be terrible. People coming on reality TV to make a name for themselves shameful. I like that Audrey is also the only person on the planet who just doesn't Google stuff. Yes.

Just like, yeah, didn't know anything about him, never Google. Like, how do you date? Google, the people, what are you doing? And if someone, you find out someone has an only fan to get your damn 1999 out and go look at the only fan. So I have to go over there and teach you how to use the internet. Seriously.

So Andy's like, were you trying to find love? And Chris is like, yeah, you know, to get on the show, I would say that. But it wasn't really to find love, you know, you know, it's so easy. You just tell people what they need to hear just to get in their good graces. And then the rest is easy.

I mean, sorry, sorry, Audrey. I didn't say that part out loud. Like, oh my god, I love that he's owning that. I love that. [laughs]

So, I don't know why I'm like, I'm used by like, let's check it out. I have to me's enjoying this reunion.

“I just, I think that me is so underrated on this show.”

Everyone else is all the attention. But Demi is so fucking funny on those. She's just so dead parent, you know? Yeah. So Chris is like, well, I mean, sorry.

I just wanted to start a new live and reality TV seemed like the way. Like hundreds of people, you know? That's what that's what y'all do. So Andy asked Audrey about her broken bed frame and she's like, "Um, that was more an IKEA problem than like, um, and us problem."

But we did have a good time. And then we still slept on it. So... [chuckles] And Marcus is like, who knows?

Because that's not the answer Chris wants to hear. Because she's like, just say you broke it by having sex. Andy wants to hear about the sex. But yeah, Jason, you said five weeks was a long time for Chris to have been seeing someone at that point. Jason's like, yeah, he's in areas.

Dude's like, fire, you know? Just like bouncing around. So obviously there was something special in Audrey for him to hold her down. And I see it. She's beautiful on the outside and the inside.

Which is a very mature girl. It's an area's wind. I don't... I thought areas was war. I don't know.

What is that? Let's look at that. Yeah, let's look at that. His air. I'm going to put his airy's wind is...

Oh, it's the ram. It's the ram. The element of those ships. Let's see. Fire one airy's airy's is fire.

Whew. I had no idea. Oh, look at that. Oh, well, look at us learning from sweet, sweet young Jason's eyebrows. Something from Jason.

Okay. So Andy's like, "Oh, three. You were crits on the phone saying you wanted to bat big mad bitches in Bali." Mad bitches! Yes.

So what's the first red flag for Chris?

It was not the first red flag. And she's like, um, it was definitely like the second. But like, he didn't respond to Jason's brother in the way. Like, "Oh, yeah, bro, getting bitches." He was like, "Shot the fuck up."

So I wasn't really mad at first. But then I started spiraling in my head. Because I realized, like, I really liked him. And just, you know, like, you know, he said he's been on other shows for not the right reasons.

“So that made me wonder, like, is this even like real?”

I mean, he couldn't even do limited magic at wonderful world of Harry Potter at Universal Studios. It's like, big red flag. Chris is like, "I understand that so much." Well, would you say Chris, that you're being your authentic self on the show? He's like, "Yeah, I mean, so the main point of it was that those, those were dating shows.

And that was, like, really it. Like, there's a prize at the end. Like, that's it, you know? So, though, there are the people on the end of the show and, like, fake relationships. And they want a cloud to win the prize.

But this is in a dating show. I'm not here for cloud. I'm here for networking. And to be the next star of Tangled live action movie. I'm not here for cloud.

I'm here for followers. And how dare you ask me if I'm being authentic? Did you not just hear my penis bump answer? Would, does it sound fake when I give a recommendation of the best body oil? Come on.

Well, talking to someone's mouth the same as, "Oh, Audrey, it's like, "Well, y'all, I was shown on a corrected thread." With certain details, it seemed believable like he's in people's deums and stuff. And he's like, "Well, it's not easy." So, what's that, the same thing is leaving with that money.

He didn't even be there.

He said, "Well, Natalie says, basically, like this person said that they were seeing

Like, they, what do you say about them?

“Yeah, because Andy brings up this question of, is it true that Chris was with some”

of the entire time? And then, Audrey is like, unless, unless matter evil monsters and then everyone's like shaking their head like they are. And our relationship was all fake. I just don't believe it was disingenuous.

And so Andy's like, "Was it for you? Was it Chris? You just talked about how you were spent two different reality shows in fake relationships. The fake datings that we get to a prize." So, was this relationship real for you?

He's like, "It was 100% real." People talked shit, Andy. But there were also rumors from our last dating show that my relationship was bullshit. So, you just said it was bullshit. You just said it.

Hello. You just said it was everyone at the end that was in fake relationships. It is going to be... Okay. Riddle me this, Chris.

You were shocked when Audrey put the breaks on your relationship at Universal.

Part of the larger NBC Universal group if you would like to get some discounts. Go to UniversalStores.com. Then, just a few days later, you're all in saying you want to commit to her. And then you tell Jason, you're out. So, which one is it?

It's like, "Whoa, yeah. I know that's so inconsistent." Well, bad on me, right? Yeah, super inconsistent. Well, I wanted to keep doing what we were doing,

but also put the breaks on it and be honest about the future when we might not be doing that thing. Because I don't want to promise anything or saying something. I'm ready for something when I'm not ready, even though I just said all I want is us and I'm ready.

So, I just don't want to lie about something or keep bullshiting. Like, lying to myself and lying to you. So, I was kind of lying, but then I wasn't lying. So, now, I'm not a liar.

“I'm like, can we go from having a fake real relationship?”

It's just a real fake relationship.

Audrey, it was completely unfair. Yeah, 100% so selfish, my bad, my bad. Well, I don't want the relationship. I don't think the relationship was fake, right? No, it was fake.

No, no, but like, you know, maybe you just have a problem making up your mind. No, it was fake. Yeah, but like, but like, surely you were like, oh my god, I wonder what Audrey's doing.

I was like, I hope Audrey's not coming over. Yeah, but still, like you really meant like you wanted Audrey, right? It's like, no. I let it show. Cut the cord, cut the cord.

The kale salad you serve me. That was really kale, though. No, it was tissue paper. God, that makes so much more sense now. But really, I trouble pooping for like a week.

Oh, it just all seems so complicated, doesn't it? Children, children of pain. Children with love. Next, don't try to pump rooms. Why didn't you guys just say we really like each other?

I'm going away. Why don't you come with me? Well, I go with you. Here's a coin from behind your ear magic. Um, what part of binging bad bitches and poly with my guys?

Did you not understand? No, Lisa, could you not watch her own show? Thank you, Jessica. Audrey, topali. You know, it really comes down to my commitment issues.

And, you know, I'm just like at this point in life where I'm just like, I'm not where I think I should be to either be married or have a girlfriend, or waste anyone's time, which is why I told Audrey, I just want to be with you and no one else. I'm all in, I'm not seeing anyone else.

Let's go back to the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Am I right? But you wanted to waste my time and you wanted to go away and travel and still get to know me. Yeah, so I mean, that's combating, though, you know?

“And he's like, yeah, but that's what I meant by me wanting to leave the door open for you,”

you know? Because like, look, I learned a long time ago. Like, you should hold the door open for a girl. And if you don't want to do that, you should just leave it open. So then I'm still a gentleman.

She's like, what? You're, you're wasting my time. And, uh, and he's like, well, it seemed over. You had a rover for a salons. And that was like, that is so LA by the way.

(laughs) It is. It's like, yeah, you had it over for a salons. And then said you want to see other people. He didn't even give her a vase for the flowers that you were breaking her up with.

What was the attention there? And, uh, Chris is like, well, I thought you were ready for a commitment, a commitment to a lower calorie diet. And I was just like, yeah, I know. And like, I thought you were going to ask me to be your girlfriend.

And then all of a sudden you give me tulips and a sandwich and say, hey, you want to see other people. Like, that was crazy. Natalie's just like, here's the salad. Don't want to be exclusive.

(laughs) So Chris is like, well, either commit and ask you to be my girlfriend or if it wasn't that, that's it and we're done. And I just wasn't ready to do either one of those things. So I thought maybe we could just have salad and bang.

Yeah, so Audrey is like, really animated now. Like, well, I don't understand, but like, I was expecting to be at least at a point where we weren't going to see other people. And I didn't need you to be my boyfriend, but like, we shouldn't see other people.

“I mean, isn't that the same thing? How's that different?”

If you're not seeing other people, doesn't that mean your boyfriend and girlfriend? I'm not used. I'm really not sure.

I think that basically she was embarrassed by the situation because she opened her heart back up to him.

And then he was like, actually, I don't want to be exclusive. So she's just like, like, it's like, no, I'm not fired. I quit. That's basically what's happening. I think that she has reason to be annoyed because he did fuck with her.

But I think she's annoyed because she didn't really want to be with him anyway. She got theick from him very early on at that trip. She heard the only fan stuff, probably went to watch it, got grossed out. Then was talking to yourself out of it. Then when he did the whole, but I'm here for us.

She was like, well, this could be a good show. I think that she was kind of thinking of it as a showmatch as much as he was because I didn't get any sense that she actually really liked him. Ever. Yeah, no, I think it's like, no, it's like, but it's like embarrassing because you're like, I have theick. But fine, I'll bring this weird guy back.

And then right away, you're like, oh, shit. Like, I never should have done this. And now I'm mortified because like, you made me look like a fool for taking back.

And everything would be like, when you never should have taken back on the first person.

I guess. Yeah, and I agree, I agree that that's true, and she should, she does have a reason to be annoyed.

“I think my only point is that is that she was being as fake as he was.”

Like, she is like, you're so fake for the show and you went on dating shows. And, you know, everyone's kind of attacking him for being fake. But I think she was being fake, too. I don't think she liked him. Well, well, hot take.

I don't really. Don't very fath is okay with that. God damn it, Maryface. She's like, I've been here the whole time. I was, I was feeding the line in Toronto this year.

♪ Come a-shows, here comes one right now ♪ ♪ ♪ Indie starts out in my guest city. It's the kitchen, the kitchen. Hmm, it's a lot.

Ha ha ha. When you're working with the right staff, and you're the 75-year-old. On Indie.com, it's good to have a girl in the RGB. So, Lisa, it's like, good for you for standing up for yourself. Whoever you are, puts the next to me on this television show.

So, then, um, they have not hooked up ever since they broke up. And Chris, and he's like, are you seeing anyone now? And Chris, like, a little bit. A little bit, I'm seeing someone. That's quite, just look at him.

“And Audrey's like, "Um, well, guess what?”

I'm seeing myself. And I'm focusing on me. And I'm not seeing anyone until I decide if they're worth my time and my energy and my body. And I hope that the person you're seeing that they're ready for you

and that you've figured yourself out because a back of salad doesn't cut it." I hope that whoever you're seeing knows that you can't just wave a wand and make a window light up at Universal Studios.

Okay? Literally terrible at it.

It's literally always supposed to happen

for everyone in the theme park. Five-year-olds do it, but you can't. (laughs) Be better at limited magic. So Andy's like, "What the heck?"

Marcus and Kim's are not again. Wait a second. On again, relationship had their colleagues looking at them like they were from Mars. But when Venus fell out of their orbit,

the surgaloxy became more toxic than ever. See 'cause Venus is a planet and Mars is Mars. So it's like space and like, you know, solar system. Okay, let's just go forward. So Kim, when you weren't Marcus A,

who's falling out of love, that was rough. That was rough. I called him. I called him. Didn't call me back.

I'm still waiting on that text. But then you were back together. 12 hours later, "What's the deal with that?" Just like, yeah, I was in a survival mode. 'Cause like, I was like kind of holding him up

when he lost his mom and then I thought, if I were to lose him at the same time, I would lose it. Lisa immediately goes into broken bird mode because they cut her.

I heard like lower lip is out. Ooh, there's a broken bird. I sensed that we tears coming soon. I'm ready. She's over the chalice.

I could do it in here. Do it in to this. When it mixes with the stem cells, I took from Audrey when she was bent over picking up a gleam eggs off the floor.

It becomes magic. Oh, so Andy is like, "Mark, is what drove you to say that you were falling a lot of love with Kim?" He's like, "Yeah, well, we were going through a tough time that night, you know,

'cause I wanted to be a DJ. She wanted to just have me answer simple questions and I didn't want to talk to her face and I was like, "I just want to be the answer simple questions."

I'm out and love with you."

She's like, "This relationship's been bumpy." Oh, God, we're still talking about Mark. Because Kim, I have to fast forward. Because this is too much. So then now we get over to Venus.

He's like, "Okay, Venus is this. They're typical pattern." And Venus is like, "Oh, my God, since the beginning, girl."

“Like, and I truly think they're not even compatible.”

I mean, Mark is like a 35-year-old flat boy and Kim's like an office executive. If you know what I mean, like, what is she even doing? Looking for staplers everywhere. I mean, it's ridiculous.

And I just think together, it's really embarrassing.

And they can both be better. Kim is like, "That's offensive, and I'm reporting you to HR." You are not getting the bathroom past at all today. As per my previous email, I don't like it when you talk to me like that way. Could you be CC?

Well, me on this next time. Okay. She was like, "Yeah, but Venus has not been involved in our relationship for the past six months." So, to say that we're still embarrassing, people can improve the button six months.

I'm just like, "Well, that doesn't disregard how he felt about your relationship at that time, though." And Kim is like, "He's on fire for no reason through this whole thing." And another thing, and everyone else is just looking at her like, Mark is like, "Bark is sort of like a low blow here." He's like, "The thing is with Venus.

Venus is perspective comes like somebody who doesn't know what it feels like to be a mother." And you know what it feels like to be in love and to go through turmoil or to deal with, you know, like, Natalie trying to find a paperclip. It's like a really intense thing for us. I mean, that was kind of low, but it's also true.

And I get caught in the same situation because I'm never in a relationship either.

And so sometimes I'll be going off to somebody and they're like, "What the fuck do you know?" Like, you don't have to deal. You never even have to deal with this, you know?

“Yeah, but like, I think the, you are not a relationship, so you don't really know what you're talking about.”

Like, I kind of feel like that's half bullshit because... Oh yeah, we will call me when you're a mother and you understand what it's like to raise children. But just because, you know, yes, it's, you never really know what goes on behind closed doors. And there, like, sometimes the bickering of the fighting is, like, a love language. But there's also, like, a lot of couples that don't, don't do what Marcus and Natalie do.

Like, it's not the constant breaking up and getting back together. It's not bickering in the fighting and using other people as, like, so props in their fighting. So, like, yeah, like, yes, he is not in relationship. So he doesn't understand maybe all the nuances of the thing that happened once you're in a relationship. But also, like, it doesn't take a genius to know, like, there's some fundamental issues with these two, unfortunately.

One also, yeah, we don't have to be relationship experts to be dragged into it because you keep dragging us into it. So, I think of Venus was there, like, giving his opinion when he wasn't asked. It's one thing, but yeah, they drag him into it constantly. So, yeah, that's a good point. Okay, so Kim is, uh...

Venus is sorry. Venus is saying, like, you know, like, that he has his opinion matters because he's been around than more than anyone. And then Jala, because, like, he's, like, the last six months. I've really been in their corner and I've seen their relationship grow stronger.

And I do see a foundation of love there and I do think they can work it out. And they're just, like, they are growing the way my chest is growing. That's all I'll say about that. Well, I think they proven to me that I just need to, like, love them at a distance. And, like, I don't trust either of them.

So, well, do you think if they were split up, your relationships with both of them would approve? It's like, um, I guess, but, like, more with Kim, you know, because just like so much to teach me about, like, you know, doing an invoice or, like, doing a proper letter, you know, changing things. You know, changing things is hard, girl. Like, I'll take the advice, you know?

But, like, Marcus, like, I'll feel the same without Marcus no matter what, like whatever. Yeah, she knows how to fix like a paper jam. So, that's, like, really helpful to me. He's like, well, Venus has been in a bad relationship in the past.

“And the truth is, it was a toxic relationship.”

And I think that, like, Marcus reminds him of his ex. And he's projected a lot of that onto Marcus and I. And we're just like, yeah, that's true. He's like, yeah. Yeah.

And Kim's like, but I'm not you. That's true, too, thank God. Okay. So, Venus admits that he's like, you know, like, I look at their relationship through my own relationship and protect all my bullshit.

So, that is true. And he's like, when Marcus is screaming at Kim, like, I don't only get triggered personally, but like, it also unsettles me for her, based on how I experience that situation with me. And he's like, well, I thought that you weren't sexually active in the wild. And so, he says this is eighth year without sex.

And so, instead of finding love for himself, he just inserts himself into other relationships. And now he's just, he's like, now I've learned.

Here's Link here. Yeah. And he's like, kind of crying and stuff. And then Marcus is like, just one more thing. Like, I went out of my way to apologize to Venus when he's affected by me in Kim fighting.

And I will never include you in that again.

Okay. Like, have I ever included you some son? No? Right? Okay.

Where are you crying? Why are you crying? And this is like, oh, you crying. Help me to tell this. Please, it's like, we just seconded.

I didn't realize his broken blood just right here to my left. There everywhere. Ben get her. Can better get her bucket darling. We need more chalices. There's tears everywhere.

They're going to pump pouring out. Officer, ladies. Go get the gallant water out from the back empty. Don't bring it to me here. We need it.

I do love that like, Kim and Venus are basically fighting.

“But now that Venus is crying, Kim's like, oh, my God, are you crying?”

[laughs] Like, well, I mean, it's just like the top of the government.

Well, me first, I can be like, I'm fine.

I'm fine about it. Check tell us what you're feeling. Tell us. That's just such a, this is such a, this really is so like,

Genzy Vanderbump rules, because it's like, wait a second. He's explain your emotional state right now. Which, like, it's been so hard. It's been so hard watching markets and gambling

along and then for you out. It's like, it's just him. Is there anything you can share about your past relationship? And so he is talking about being in high school. And he was with someone who basically abused him.

He was like, mhm, punching him, hitting him. And even when he was driving in a car with him, like, punch him when he was driving in a car full of people, which is fucking crazy. And he's an alcoholic and he tortured him.

And then he had a fling with his boss who would make him have sex with him or not get paid. What the fuck? Yeah. And then he just like, this like,

“ultimately led to like suicidal ideations.”

So he had a really rough go of it. And so he has actually a lot of trauma. That's wrapped up in relationships and being with people. And then he decided he's just like, not going to talk to men ever again. And he's just going to focus on himself.

And that's why he moved to LA.

So that way he could be the star that he always knew he could be.

And he left all that behind. So no dating for right now. And so he has like a nice trumpet moment. And they're all actually all really rally. And then this is where Marcus, he is like,

he's like, it really breaks my heart to see you cry like this. I really felt like you were like fuck you. But it makes me feel like damn he really did care about our friendship. And in the way that I thought he did. And so now they're both crying.

But like when Marcus is crying because he's like, I'm not, I'm not making fun of a very serious moment in Venus's life. Because by the time Marcus is crying, they have now I sort of moved past it. So now Marcus is just like crying about the two of them being friends.

So I'm like, I feel like I can make fun of it again. And he's just like doing this. He's like crying. I'm just like Missy Bro. And then he's like saying that he's like,

I can be a bitch, but maybe I push Venus to be cold towards him. And so now they're both they're crying at each other and like loving on each other. And Venus is like, well Marcus is shit head and this is it's enduring. Cause it's like, it's part of our dynamic.

Yeah, that's part of our dynamic bro. I love you bro. I love you bro. Well Shane, I'm curious how your flirtation ship would Natalie start in and then drove you to bring another girl to serve.

That was hilarious. Well Marcus invited me out a month ago before filming. And I thought Natalie making out with some dude. It was my birthday.

“That's why it's really just what you do on your birthday.”

Yeah. So she was making out with a dude and I was like, Damn. I just like kind of want to be the one making out with her. It was mellow Bobby Brown's brother.

I filmed. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me with the footnotes. Yeah, show.

I didn't happen that night. But then the next time I went out with the boys. We met up. And I thought it was a deal. But she didn't think it was a deal.

Show. That was like, yeah. I thought we were just like meeting up before everyone else in the group. I didn't know it was like a day. So Andy's like, Natalie, that seems to be a running thing where you don't

think it's a day, but other people do. Oh, her brother's pretty cute. I, of course, I had to come look up Billy Bobby Brown's brother. Yeah, I'm really looking up also. He's pretty cute.

I think. Well, is it's all right, Guy? Three siblings. Yeah. Page Charlie.

His name is Charlie Brown. Can I tell you something? Why are you doing that to your child? Why are you giving me one child? Bobby Brown another child.

Charlie Brown. I'm sorry. They were determined to get those kids into something to be famous somehow. All right. Yeah, I guess so.

Hold on, let me show the people at home who this brother is. And we can all decide together. Whether or not. Bobby Brown. I think it's very hot.

Okay, let's like. He's got like an Eddie Munster kind of like widow's peak thing.

He kind of looks to me like a young version of um,

“Cersei's brother lover from Game of Thrones.”

Oh, yeah. Jamie Lannister. Jamie Lannister. Yeah. Also.

I don't know what she did. Um, so yeah, she looks like a full-on like it's like 20 years later. And there were remembering stranger things. And not in like an aging way, just like a styling way, I guess. Yeah, it's styling way.

That's what I meant. Like she's like, I'm Christy. I'm, uh, what's so, I'm Cindy, Cindy Crawford. You know, she's got like that. Vive.

Um, I'm not bad. Um, hello. I didn't be Crawford now. I was 20 last week and I'm Cindy Crawford. God damn it.

So anyway, they're talking about Natalie getting some. Millie Broadway Brown brother asks some Charlie Brown ass on her birthday. And it made Shane jealous. And so it couldn't happen that night, but he figured he would try it again. But then they met up and he thought it was a date, but she didn't think it was a date.

Like, what, wait, what? I thought we were just meeting up before everyone else in the group. Like, why does everybody think I'm on a date with them? What? What do you define as a date then?

She's like, like, having like an official plan, like not on the spot being like, "Hey, do you want to meet up in an hour?" And then Jason's like, yeah, but the painting we did was an official plan. And Christy. Yeah, I think I think what it is is that you're like a, your flirtatious person.

So I could see how someone like Jason would think that you would have feelings for him. Yeah, and Jason's love sad. It's like looking down and he's like, "Where?" It's like, yeah, but like that's like the whole time I tried to reiterate that we were just friends. You know, I tried to let them know.

Like, I don't, don't read into this, okay? Like, come on. He's like, well, she did say that, but it didn't feel like that. But you said it. And after that, I guess it's not up to me anymore.

Yeah.

“You should've just, I told me you were developing feelings.”

So I could like, not have been so flirty because I thought I was like saying, like, we're friends, we're friends, we're friends. I'm, I'm a girl, I'm just a girl from a one story house. Like, I don't understand these things. And then you were okay with that.

He's like, but I don't have to tell you because I'm telling you with my actions and my actions or my eyebrows. And no one's ever, ever walked away from these before. Like, whatever, it was my birthday. She's like, well, I'm sorry. I didn't read your mind.

I love you. Hmm. Okay. Well, we've got a new dummy on the scene. This cast was already new.

We figured we needed that someone else in here is Natalie's first image.

And she's following on the ground. That was hilarious. Natalie, what is it like to follow on the ground for a second you walk in? She's like, oh, my dad didn't tell a girl. First and foremost.

What was that calling you? Natalie. Oh, sorry. I bad. So we see Angelica and Andy's like, well, it wasn't long before she was planning her

photos and Chris and Jason's business and planning her flag on Shane. Angelica, you seem to fall in love really fast. Um, you know, like when I came into the group, like I just got mad of a really long year and a half long relationship. So like I used to relationship with the guys like I was talking to was like kind of a distraction.

Okay. Well, the jujitsu did not go well. And we see footage of that.

“And then he's like, was it back pain or the realization that he was dating someone else?”

That hurts. Like, no, the back pain didn't like to hurt until the next day. And then it came back again once I got these gigantic boobs. And I guess it's just a chronic thing. I have no thanks.

Well, Chris seemed convinced you guys were playing it up with the back pain. And Jason like that was my list. Like Jason, like Jason did it on purpose, which was like 100% not the case. Like you may have sounded like he tried to hurt your back, you know?

And Jason's like, yeah, I never slammed Angelica.

I was light with her. I was light. I was like having fun. And she was like laughing. And you slam me on the floor right in front of everyone.

And any guy knows that he's physically more dominant. He's stronger than a woman. He's just going to treat him like a little bit more gently. Like when I look back at it, I was like damn, I could have been more light. But in the moment, the laughter and everything.

I thought it was just fun for me. And you were weren't exhibiting any facial expression of pain. Except for you were kept on gritting your teeth and going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. But I thought that was just you being like flirty. Well, I wouldn't want to break your back when I want you on it.

Most of the time. That's my question. She's like, oh, well, that's my terrible point. So Jason, when she asked about your last relationship, why did you lie?

Make it sound like you were single. He's like, oh, well, actually it was like long distance. So I was like single locally. So like actually it was like going to different continents. So it was like single continent, continently.

So like it's it's pretty complicated.

But I basically was being my girlfriend from another continent.

Sure can't give me directions. I basically would just face time with the granddaughter of Rice. I go over a chaff. We didn't know what we're saying to each other, but she's pretty hot. Okay. Well, okay.

“Well, Jason, are you aware of how misleading and might have been for Angelica?”

And he's like, not necessarily. I don't know you did. He's like, but on the first day of talking at this pool party, you can shake your head all you want. But it comes down to it.

I was going to know you. So for me, it just felt like unfair. Yeah, but like I was getting to know you too. And then like, I like with honesty because honesty goes a long way. And if you were doing something with someone else,

it doesn't matter if they're in another country or not.

Jason's like, well, then why don't you tell me you were still fucking your ex?

Don't, don't, don't, don't. But I said I lived with my ex. And everyone's laughing because she kind of gets caught there. And I was like, but you didn't say you were still sleeping together. Well, but like, it's still an emotional connection.

Ryan, like Angelica. And Natalie's like, well, Angelica wants to be the one girl that a guy's talking to. And like, you know, I'm not even seeing that to offend you. But like, she does. Um, I was still living with my ex.

And we shared two separate bedrooms. Like, we don't go to bed together at night. He's like, but you do sleep together still. I mean, yeah. I mean, that's the safest way.

Not going to go sleep at random person on the street. I mean, go down the hallway. I love this. I mean, Jason's like, but you had inner course with him. Like sex.

You said it. Yeah, but like I was sleeping with my ex. I mean, I'm pretty sure the most people go through a breakup and still live with their ex. They're going to sleep with their ex. But like, it's not like I'm trying to connect with them.

It's just like, you know, it's just easier to have sex before you go to work. Like you weren't forming a connection with the continent person. How do you know that? Because you told me you were in top of me and you were saying it's over by the way. Now, let me just here.

And then that's how it happened. And that's how it got away from me. And she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, She's like, this is how it happened. And he's like, no, we see it actually.

It's kind of how it happened. Well, Angelica, you posted a screenshot of a text from Jason. Where he implied your due to bruises were from rough sex. Have you two slept together? He's like, well, well, that was just a joke.

That was just a joke. I don't even really like rough sex. I prefer sex when somebody is at least 6,000 miles away. And it's like, uh, an and explains Angelica posted these bruise pictures on her stories. And then Jason was like, can you take that down?

Jason's like, I was joking, that we were rolling around rough like Mr. Mrs. Smith. But then you posted what you posted was rude and out of context quite frankly. And if I did that, you definitely wouldn't like it. She's not like, yeah. And there's other things that you posted specifically about us as a group that we're hurtful.

You called us boring. And you said that if we get another season, it's because of you. And like, I'm sorry. I think we all know it's because of my number one smash hit passengers.

“Yeah, but I'm sorry, but like, that's why other people were like saying to me.”

That you guys were like boring. And it's just screenshot of a text you said saying that. You were the one saying it. Just like, okay, yes, okay. And all fairness, I thought you guys were boring because I asked you guys what was going on.

And like, why does everyone fighting? And they know what explained to me. To me except Demi, but even she said it's too complicated. So Angelica came onto this news show. I was like, oh my god, we're just shooting a reality show, but you guys are also boring.

Okay, that's basically what you're saying. Yeah, I'm not going to go. Oh my god, Angelica, you need to be studied in a lab. And then we see footage that Natalie and Angelica did like go to the nail salon. Everything in that.

It was like, that's fine.

Corpus never been so divided.

Kim was saying that she can't send Demi. And now they're like, best friends. And that's just screaming my face on a psychotic bitch. And like, Demi's like, oh my god, you're so annoying. And the next thing you know, I'm falling down as staircase.

And it's just like crazy. Yeah. So then we see some unfitted unseen footage. Okay, so Andy's like, well, I want to dress something else. Angelica, you got into an Instagram scuffle with Audrey after the jiu-jitsu episode,

dragging Audrey for calling you, ah, homie hopper. And Angelica's like, well, I was really offended by a homie hopper incident. And you know, when I saw her call me that, but she was the one encouraging me to homie hop in the first place.

“So now, how am I homie hopper? At least it's like, Andy, what is a homie?”

What is that? Is this something on H at a TV, G-G-T-Vs? Is this a new kind of gay? Please tell me so I can plan the correct party darling. I think it'd be just jumping around from guy to guy. Ooh, if only I could do that, but I've got to kidding. I'll just like, well, I already said sorry to the guys for telling you to make Jason map by going to Shane.

And I don't think you'd be in his lap right. I didn't think you'd be in his lap right away.

Comedian over here, to homie hop, don't homie walk.

Like, sue me, sue me. Okay, I wasn't slut shaming you never even once.

Yeah, but then when Chris called me, or you just stood there silent. And Chris is like, I didn't call you a horror. I'm not the Abby. And she's like, oh, if I heard that, I would have said something. She was, no, you didn't say anything when he called me a bitch. That's a good point. That was, like, because you were being a bitch.

Because you were being a bitch in that moment and you already made me mad.

“So why would I stand up for you? Do you only think I stand up for it?”

It's comedy, stand up comedian over here. That's welcome. Can I ask you a question, Audrey? Why are you so mad today? You're very upset the whole reunion. Because after the path to episodes that come out, I've been brutalized on social media. I've gotten death threats.

You're not the only one. I also got death threats. They were better than you. Trucker fuck up. They were dead fuck up. Well, but my, you know, they were saying that like, we're going to kill you like you killed that room in the comedy. Don't talk to me like that. Well, we fucking started it. You stupid bitch.

Okay. Audrey, you, you've been maligned on social media because you were a total asshole on the last two episodes. Sorry. No one made you do that. How are you going to make it? Angelica's fault that you treated her like shit and publicly humiliated her on purpose. That's crazy. It's crazy. Keep doing it. Thank you very much.

Keep it up. So what a fun little crazy. Crazy. I mean, amazing.

“This is my kind of reunion is sort of like, it just moves along, goes from beat to beat.”

And it's not drawn out over three episodes. It says long as it needs to be very fun times over here for me. So good, good first episode of the reunion. All right. Everybody. Well, thanks so much for being here. We will talk to you next time. Good bye. He's watch what crap ends would like to think. It's premium sponsors.

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