#3254 Below Deck Down Under S04E06 Part Two: Textual Desires

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“Well, hello, and welcome to Watch Walk or Oppa.”

And this is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute. I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and let's depart one.

Okay, it's before this one. I'm buying, enjoy the show. So then outside, Joe Allen, at least you're having like real couple talks. At least he does. Default often.

He's like, never in front of a lady.

Ever. [LAUGHTER] Do you ever get your ears checked? [LAUGHTER] So then, in the crew, Mass Ellie is like,

I don't know about this. I don't know where it's my phone. Let me, I'm sending a lead text to a lead scout right now. Stay away from my genetic jackpot. So on the bench, I'm really serious.

Like, have you ever post? Well, pass the other ones in the shower. Have you ever poo? Have you ever poo? Poo, she says.

“Have you ever pooed while the other went in the shower?”

No, never. Why would I do that? That's several man-tick. Makes much more sense.

Don't really found a romantic man out here.

[LAUGHTER] I'm going to find out who our boyfriend is. I'm sending this to our boyfriend tonight. Get her social security number. She's dead.

She's dead. [LAUGHTER] Pooing and bathing used to be my thing as well as like, so you were in the bath while you were pooing. [LAUGHTER]

Wasn't that last season? Are you sure? And we don't get an answer with I love. It's just so funny because they're sitting there like this couple on a bench. Her head's on his shoulder.

And she's just like, "What do you think about poo and bathing?" And he's like, "Hmm, I'd like to understand that better." These two. This is romance. Ellie is watching.

Yeah, Ellie is watching. There's like a toured romance happening. Well, she's like, "What do you think about poo?" "What shape is your favorite when it comes out?" And I was like, "How dare they be floating red in front of me on the camera?"

"This is disrespectful." She will pay. Don't fuck with me. I'm a very kind person. Don't fuck with me.

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She going to get to his next first question.

Cool. So they go back and thinking nothing's wrong. And Ellie meanwhile is doing it in her room. She's like, "Oh, I love receipts. I love receipts."

Bring it on. She's going to blow shit up. Yeah. So now I'm sure I'm better in their room. And sure I was like, "Well, I think that Ellie, or shall I say Elena?"

Got a little bit of a freak out that I was talking to Alicia.

“I'm gonna say, "Wow, that's what I'll tell you all about her."”

She's like, "Oh, yeah, I know everything." She was a little offended. She thought it was like a little date. And I had to say, "Listen here." Caramel twigs, everything's fine.

You forgot a shot. You're still in the game. But you thought you want to duck date. That you brought another woman. Relax.

Just invited Alithia because she was literally lying on the couch doing fuck-all. I don't feel like I've done anything wrong. This is hectic. I mean, when did we say this was a date? Uh, well, he is definitely handsome.

But wait, I thought you were into Elena. Aren't you into her? Me? What? Uh, no, no, no, no, no. I was just jerking off to her on it.

It's grab innocently. It's not marriage, anything. I can't commit myself to a woman after what happened to me. I'm sensitive now. So, Jenna, Alithia and Batuola are in the crew mess.

And Jenna, Jenna says she likes Batuola's hair. And Alithia, at least, Jenna's like, "Listen here, I can have no question." Alithia's like, "Oh, what?" "So, you and Eddie?"

"There is no me and Eddie." Alithia's like, "Okay, fine, fine, fine." He did text me last night. "Well, what do you say? What do you say? I'll just give it to me." All right, and then after that we squish it,

can we squish it after this? All right, a lot of talk about if you share it with the text. Well, talk about it again and have to fast.

All right, then we'll squash it.

All right, no talking about it to other people either. All right, then it's squashed, or it makes me embarrassed to read it back. I actually want to throw up. So she reads the texts. And she's like, "Yeah, I haven't been clean.

“It's going on in my head, but you need to get out of there.”

Believe me when I said I haven't been able to start looking at you, saying tea, but here with Jenna, and she's the safe bear.

I would drop her in a second to be an alien with you.

How am I going? What the? Yeah, it turns out I'm a massive flare. Hmm. That was, what do you call it?

To me, I felt like it was more than flirting. To me, that was a felon. Like, like, statement of purpose. I feel like flirting is sort of, it's like, "Ooh, is there interest? Is there not?

I'm sort of alluding to some interest." But like, you know, like, I can't stop thinking about you. I want to be with you to meet that out of my head. Yeah. I guess that's flirting.

But to me, that's kind of just like, you're sending, you're basically, you're basically saying open for business. The neon sign is now saying vacancy. I want to merge genetics with you. So, uh, Jenna's just looking at her like, "Okay."

And she's like, "Yeah, you know, definitely did shut it down now." And you didn't. Not in that text. I mean, maybe today. But even today, you didn't really.

What are you talking about? You first of all, you also initiated it. And she gives them telling people, like, "Oh, he texted me." I'm like, "In response to you." And you did not shut anything down.

“But, you know, look, guys, I'm starting to interrupt this.”

But, let's quit this time for, hey. Fish, rip off, fish, rip off. Oh, my God, it's a fish, rip off. Burn, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow. Okay, here we go.

Gorgeous neighborhood, first of all.

This is a gorgeous neighborhood in the sea. This large leaf thing is welcoming all of its guests into the new community. Everyone, look at this. They're not even, this school of fish isn't even all going the same way. They're just going about their business and joining their own independent lives.

Yeah. What we see here are a bunch of the yellow fish, which are, like, really, one of the main days of this season. We see a lot of these sort of generic, but pretty yellow fish. And, you know, they just, like, this is, like, it's, it's new years for them.

And they all have the day off. So they're like, "Oh, my God. We're going to take a field trip to see the leaf." You got them like, "I'm going to see the leaf." That's really, "I want to take a photo by the leaf."

I'm going to take a photograph. Just take a photo by the leaf. Just take a photo by the leaf. Just take a photo by the leaf. Just take a photo by the leaf.