#3257 Southern Charm S11E15: The Party of DeCraigulation

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And now, it's time for Southern Charm, season 11. Episode 15. Carey line I dazed. What has scrubs your season for now? Yes, the big tremendous exciting season finale.

“It was so impactful that I actually, now that I think about it,”

I'm realizing it. I had a dream about it, and that's really scary. But yeah, Southern Charm. All right, get into your head. Yeah, what an episode.

Well, the times are finally turning on Craig.

It looks like because we saw the preview for the reunion. And Craig's like, everyone's mean to me. I'm leaving. I don't even know if I'm coming back. Oh, please.

Those pillows aren't going to sell themselves. Get your ass back over here and get your square sewn. Sure. Yeah, that's exactly right. The moment he leaves the show is the moment that Sowing Down South goes south.

So he will have to report for duty starting next season once again. That's the minute that Jerry dumps you and gives Sally a chicken raising. That's probably a chicken raising business. That's right. Yeah.

Yeah. And what a joy that would be for us and the chickens. The moment drop hop enters the big leagues. Oh, she'll be just as good as raising chickens as you are. It's showing your pillows.

So here we go. Previously, this season, guys, who cares? So it's the everyone's still in Mexico having dinner after their sweat lodge, spiritual healing session, where everybody learns something, except Craig, because they only stayed for like five minutes.

Yeah. So they're having dinner and, um,

“Shops like, Sally, would you like to say something?”

She's like, no, I just want to sit on this side and make it up a little bit. So I'm going to sit next to Craig. Who you? Mix it up. [Laughs]

[Laughs] So, Shep is like, "Garsh, is anyone else?" "Is anyone else?" "Is anyone else secretly in love with our shaman?" And I'm like, "Well, we know you."

[Laughs] Well, we know you are. [Laughs] And he was like, "Yeah, she was hot." I was like, "Whoa."

Shep was like, "Wow, she was so cool and so insightful. Maybe get her moved to, get her to move to Sullivan's. Yeah!" [Laughs] Molly's like, "Well, now that you've got your new house, it's a home."

I love Molly's sting guy that she gives.

Molly always looks like she's smelling a fart.

[Laughs] You've just got that look on her face and I love that about her. She's like, "Yeah, she's hot." Yeah. Well, she's probably still like,

"I can't believe I just sat in a sweat lodge." Oh, no, she didn't go to the sweat lodge. I think she got a massage. She's probably like, "You." I can't believe all these people just went to a sweat lodge.

[Laughs] And Sally's like, "I'll sweat it out on my negative energy today." [Laughs] Anybody like someone with no negative energy? Hey, boys!

It sounds like, "Well, we're all so nice to each other for the first time." Look, I know you all heard about Austin's birthday. No one else is going to start drama, so I guess I'm going to have to. Wow, what a nice, spiritual dinner. Let's talk about Craig and Austin fighting at that birthday dinner.

Okay, a lot of contentious things were said. And I wanted you to come here to resolve it and come to a beautiful conclusion. After tonight, especially, you know. Oh, hopefully there's no acrimony. And you know, you guys can just live your lives and be friendly,

because that has always worked traditionally with you too.

You know, huh? Yeah, because life is good. Especially when you go to Cuba. I speak Spanish now.

Like Craig and we were on the same path for a longest fucking time,

but people just like grow in their respective lives. Or at least I stay still and other people grow.

“And I think that it like affected me more than Craig, right?”

Because like Craig was like, "I'm in a relationship now." And I'm like, "What about me, dude?" Like, "Oh, my cat, that now." You know, and Craig and I were just like attached to hip for like so long. I just think it's like him really hard.

Wow. And this is just, they're trying so hard because really not that much has happened the season. And they're at the season finale and they've come all the way to Mexico. And it's like, "It's anybody going to find anybody." So Whitney and Chef tried to bring it forward.

And Austin gives it a good go. But still nothing's happening. So Chef's like, "Oh, Craig, you're on this show. You still get paid." So would you like to say anything? And he's like, "Uh, well, sometimes like thoughts that you have in your head,

you just like assume that people understand. But, sorry, this is really hard. What are we fighting about online?" Well, I definitely do not understand a single thing. That's in your head ever. Yeah.

And Craig is like, "I know, but because like I'm just saying like to me, my opinion,

or like, reference ship never changed."

I really consider never changed. Sorry, missed type out. I know. But the thing is this with Craig, I can imagine Craig saying our reference ship.

Like, yeah.

“Which is like the relationship of their references, right?”

Like our reference ship just never changed. But I respect that. You feel that is different. So, yeah. I've always hated you. I've always located, you lost, and nothing is changed.

He's like, "But it is different." And that's okay. That is okay. You know, Craig is the tough cookie to crack. Now, why would you want to crack a cookie?

So are cookie? I know. Pfft, crack and cookies. But when you get some sort of remorse from Craig, the juge win.

Was that remorse? What was it? What are you projecting remorse on to Craig? There is never remorse. He just told you what you said is completely invalid.

Craig's like, "Well, I love that we're having this combo. And whatever part, you'll have me in your life. I'm there for unless it's like something I don't want to do. There's something to do with one of your businesses. Would you don't have you fucking loser?"

I'm sorry, I'm sort of getting hung up on Austin saying that Craig is a tough cookie to crack. Is this like, is that the expression? Who's trying to crack cookies? You're trying to crack it more or less Friday night.

You're a little thin mint. You're not gonna tell me right now. I know you did it. Like, what is Austin talking about? Is this, is he just like putting a cookie on the table

“and just trying to like smash it or something with his fist?”

What is he doing? You're not letting yourself in oatmeal, but I know there's some peanut butter in the eye. Can taste it. What am I needy it?

Tell me the truth. There's an extra ingredient in this cookie, and I don't know what it is, but I swear to God, I'm gonna crack it. Is it a Brazil nut?

No. Is it a cranberry? No. Brown sugar, white sugar, chocolate, chip, walnut, flour, all.

You've got 10 seconds left. You've got to crack the cookie code. It was butter. Get out of here. The judges' bows.

You've got 10 seconds left. What kind of cookie code is this?

Never heard of such a thing.

I'm gonna draw in my manifestation journal now. Tough cookie to crack according to Google is a malafore, which I didn't even know there was such a thing as a malafore. Which formed metaphor? Yeah.

It has nothing to do with Cynthia Bailey's sister Mal. Hi, I'm Mal. A malafore is a mashup of two different idioms that come--so in this case, it combines tough cookie and tough nut to crack. So battling it out for sounds like a cookie.

I know what a counter cookie would not set a hard to crack on the inside. So Craig tells us I love Austin and I think he loves me, but we need to be strangers again. And then, you know, our old friendship needs to be put to bed. And we need to start over for those predisposed notions to get out the door.

Predisposed-- Predisposed-- Why are you trying to start everybody? One, your notion is predisposed alcoholism. We're gonna have to get rid of it.

Craig and Austin both try to accept talk. And Seth can barely do it. Seth mispronounces half of the big words he uses. So guys, just stop. Well, I don't want to have any preconceived notions about them,

but I would have to agree with you. And I say this is a stop.

[laughs] We're bravo English.

There should be a bravo dictionary.

I know. But you know what? To be fair.

“How many times do we say just ridiculous things on this?”

We're idiots too. How many times do you? We're at 'cause like, you know, we're like, no dead air, no dead air. So like, in the rush to fill up space, the amount of metaphors I misuse is just like, the more to find.

We fill a lot of dead air with dead brain. So we know. And we know that we're hypocrites. Okay. Why do I look purple? Look at me.

I look like I'm dying. Like, I look like I'm suffocating. Look at me. What is that? I'm hanging over you.

I don't know, but I have my lights on.

I have no idea why I'm so purple.

I'm looking very bright today. I'm just, I'm just, when I look. I saw this shining on my face. Oh, maybe I need to get closer to the light. I just have a light.

I have a light shining down on me. Gotta look at now. Little, my loom cube. Hashtag loom cube. I call it a loom cube, but whatever.

“That's, that's just my predisposed notion.”

Okay. I'm gonna adjust my lights. Literally nothing happened in this episode. So I'm... Lighting is a tough cookie to crack.

Well, you fixed your lighting. I'll move on. It's time for commercial. It's time for a... What happens? Come here.

Austin, I have a lot of work to do, but we'll figure it out.

So yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed that. Which is, by the way, that's the way you just end progress. Is it? Yeah, it's a lot, but we'll figure it out. Like, you're not gonna figure it out.

Because you're supposed to figure it out right now. And you're not going to. You have just like each other. You don't like each other. You don't like each other.

And that's okay, you know. It's over. It's over. The French piston. It's done.

Um, so they're all happy. And then they start eating food. And Rodriguez, like, so I've got to ask you this. Girlfriend, what happened last night? You know, in that van.

That was... See, I don't even know enough case like to finish this. This is why we're not invited to glad media awards. I was so funny. I was like, all these pictures like everyone was like at the glad media awards.

And this podcast and that podcast and that podcast. And like does, glad know that we are two gay men who was a podcast. Like we are gay people. Why aren't we ever invited to glad stuff? And then I'm sitting here being like, I don't even know the gay slang to use.

To make fun of Rodriguez right now. Um, so Rodriguez does bring this up, but it's because Craig is like, yeah, you know, Austin, we've got work to do, but we're going to, you know, I hope you guys enjoyed my peaceful, my peaceful, salivately or whatever. And Vinita's like, wow, that's a calmest discussion I've seen in weeks.

“Yeah, but generally that's how I treat people.”

So, okay. Anyway, so Rodriguez, like, ah, everyone's looking at him like, oh, you're right, Craig. So Rodriguez, like, okay, so what happened last night then? And he says, well, a lot of times it feels like people get involved in my business. And sometimes I can't process it as well as I could.

But I mean, it's not that big of a deal when people are in your business. It's just, it's a trigger. Yeah, I'm going to use some more pop psychology. TikTok words. LGBT.

Yes, I know Sally was not there business. She just said, oh, my god, your bangs are in your face. They shut the fuck up. Like, he, all she did was talk about your bangs. And also, like, Craig's whole thing, his defense here and throughout the rest of the episode,

like, he's fine, just that people start up with him. So, like, his, you know, verbally violent reaction is totally justified because it's people who are messing with him. Yeah, I see people commenting a lot. Like, well, I don't blame Craig because, you know, you keep poking the bear. You keep poking the bear.

You keep poking the bear. I see the comment poking the bear all the time. You know what that comment means? Like, you're a bear. Like, who wants to hang out with the bear?

Probably. I don't want to be friends with the bear that you say when they're wrong and the bear bites your damn head off. Like, I don't want to be friends with the bear. Right. Well, it's the, it's the same reason why it's problematic if someone is like assaulted. And you say, well, they had a coming or she shouldn't have dressed like that or something like that. The implication is that the attacker doesn't have to actually change their bad behavior.

It's up to everyone to accommodate that behavior. If you don't accommodate correctly, well, you're, like, you're a fault. And we really, like, we can't take any action on the other person. So it's like, no, it's the bad behavior that should be getting the reprimand. Not the people having, you know, like, like asking simple questions or whatever.

Okay, not to get sorry. You're really going off a lot on the salt right now. And I don't think you heard that Craig was triggered. Craig was triggered. I apologize.

That's a bad thing. So it's not to get annoyed at people. You're allowed to get annoyed if someone's like overstepping and being nosy.

You still have to, like, behave like an adult and, like, a civilized member of society. And not, like, a total rabbit lunatic in Tommy Bahama. Yeah, it's Tommy Bahama. So Sally's like, but I was so sad. I was like, Craig and I was like, I'm sorry.

“But you should have come to my door and brought me a coffee this morning and apologize.”

I'm sorry. But you called me a loser. But I don't think that I would take that back in a heartbeat if I could. I'm going to say that line a few more times this episode. Yeah, which doesn't give the impression that I got it from chat.

GP therapy. Yeah, I'll say that line. And I'm also only going to say that line when I'm confronted with my bad behavior. I won't actually volunteer it, even though I'm aware of my bad behavior.

So Sally's like, you know, he has this way of making a man's that I've never seen before.

I'm like, did he make a man's? Cause maybe that's why you didn't see it before because he's not making a man's. He's just responding to you to get you to be quiet. You know, he turns on his charm and a smile. But like, all you just kind of want just want to make a man's with him.

Because he just don't want to happen again because you're so fucking terrified. Like, I like Sally saying, I've just never seen someone make a man's like that. You mean someone smiling to charm you, but also, like, terrifying you. To do it again. I think that's like a pretty classic and awful behavior in people and certain people.

“You know, and you should stay away from them.”

Well, it's a really long way of saying, like, he's me, but he's so cute. Yeah. He's forgive me. He just forgive me every time. So she says, thank you.

He's like, what? I said, thank you. Well, I mean, I think if we talked more, it would be good. Yeah. What is that?

Amy. Is that if you're going behind her back? The minute she tells you that she likes you and telling everybody that she's a fucking psychopath. And then, you know, screaming in her face when she mentioned that your bangs were in your face. Yeah.

The only person who stops the talking was you Craig. You guys used to talk and you're the one who started acting crazy. So Charlie's like, I mean, it is mind-boggling to me that Sally is buying this apology because it doesn't feel like it's enough. And of course, and she's right because now Sally, Sally who's been the most life.

Fuck Craig, Craig's not right. I'm done with her. I'm over Craig. He treats people wrong. Now, like the moment that he smiles at her, she's just like, oh, okay.

That's true. But it's also Charlie who was the exact same way when this was all happening to other people. And Charlie was still liking Craig. Now that Charlie has gotten the ikbiker, it's like he has this spell. And once this spell is broken and you've been picked out, then you see him for who truly is.

We mentioned this on a recap yesterday. And that's exactly what happens. It's like, he screamed in people's faces before and Charlie didn't care. But then she got the ik. And now she's like, oh, gross.

Why is she forgiving him? Well, you just did it. And then Sally just did it when Vinita was saying it to her. You know, it's like a-- Right.

It's the cycle this year. But the thing is that like, I feel like Charlie and probably you could argue Vinita got the ik on Craig. They saw him for who he is and like, this is unacceptable. But then Sally gets the ik. But she still goes back.

And she's still like, oh, he's still so cute. Like, where is your ik fueled the stain? You've abandoned it. Like, that this is sad for you, actually.

“Like, you should actually be grossed out by everything he does now.”

Well, I think Sally is more also conscious of wanting to be on the show. Well, and also having male approval. Yes. So, yes. He better than that as well.

So, um, they're going to go back to the hotel now. Craig's like, up her, fake dad into a perfect day. I'm like, okay. So they load into the vans and Sally and Charlie get in with Craig. And Austin's like, oh my god, those girls immediately go into his van.

This looks funny to me. They're like, oh my god, PTSD.

I'm never going to write in another van with Craig.

I was like, okay. I'm going to jump right in the van with Craig with Craig. The then he's right, by the way. That's a totally valid observation. And it just goes to show, you know, like, all this stuff is bullshit that they're saying.

But Vinita holds her ground and she's in the Austin van. So now we're back in Charleston. And it says, like, on screen back in Charleston. And Madison and Brett are writing home with Teddy. Little sweet, Teddy, the baby, Teddy.

So they go, they have the baby. And they're in their car. And Teddy was in the hospital in the NICU for two weeks. Because she came in six weeks early. So now she's able to like hold Teddy and bring her home.

And it's like very sweet and cute and lovely. Yeah.

And so it's first car ride.

Oh, she just looks so cute. Yeah, everything keeps that up so much. And he's like, yeah, you. Oh, it's so cute. It's not a nice foreign supportive man.

I know, right?

“And then Brett's like, are you ready for Irish twins?”

She's like, please. Um, so they get home and what are Irish twins? That's when you have like two babies when they're like the same calendar year. No, I thought it was like babies who aren't twins. But they're just so drunk that they think they're twins.

They're my car. Hello. Look at you. You're in my bed now. I didn't know if I was seeing double nerves.

It's another me. It's another me. We're twins.

So basically, they get home and Hudson holds the baby.

It's actually very sweet. Hudson's holding this baby and Madison's horse to cry. It's like a really lovely scene. And she's like, Hudson held him. It's like, my two babies.

Feeling that would be better for us. Also holding a little corn cob. And you know, naming her after my late father. It's like, Ted, is this a bit of my family? You know, I'm not pregnant again because I only cry when I'm pregnant.

Oh my God. I'm such a baiter right now. Yeah. So now Charlie is unpacking. And she calls her mom.

And her mom's like, what do you up to? Have that vacation. Did you please any man? Please tell me. Please tell me.

Were you decent? No. She's like, no. Mom, I'm just like unpacking right now. But it was good.

I went surfing. Did you stay upright? Did you stay upright? You know, your sister can stand upright on surfboard. Can you do it?

You can't quite do it. Can you? How do you live? I hope you stood up. But not longer than any of the man.

Okay. It's like no mom. God.

“Did any of the man see you fall over in the surfboard?”

That's really embarrassing for you. I would hate for that to happen to you. So you don't. So she's like, well, I mean, it was fun. But, oh, let me make 20 faces.

Oh. Well, I mean, Craig and Sally kind of got into it. I mean, wasn't even an argument. He just kind of like went off on her. She's like, oh, was there a little bit of alcohol involved?

You know how boys are? Was he drinking a little, Seth? And come for boys. We'll be boys. Boys will be boys.

Cause I haven't seen boys. Boys will be boys. Well, for sure. But I've been, you know, absolutely black out drunk before.

I've never talked to someone that way.

Not only when I get black out drunk, I just give that face. You know, that really sad emoji face. Like, I know the face on the sack boy face. We all know it in this family, honey. Please stop making that face.

That face isn't decent. Oh, honey. Stop doing Charlie Brown crying over baseball. He missed. Why are you looking like Snoopy's being strangled?

Stop it. Stop it. Well, mom, it was a big turn off for me. And I haven't really spoke to him since Mexico. And he called me yesterday.

Oh, did you answer it? Do you answer it in a decent way, honey? He's like, no, I did it.

“It's like, you know, he's the star of the show, right?”

You want to be famous, right? If you're not going to have a child, at least be famous, honey? Yeah, and so we see the Craig. I was like, hey, I don't know. Have you saw that Patricia's having a Carolina day party?

She's like, yeah, I'm going to go with my friend. So Denise is like, you can talk with the party. Well, listen, y'all need to have a conversation and hold him accountable. You hold him accountable. We all need to be held accountable.

We also need their hands held it, not? So forgive him. Forgive you, poor lonely person. Listen, you want to be sitting and look at that couch next to you. Look how empty it is.

Think about how much better you'd feel. There was a baby there. There could be a baby there. A baby with a free pillow.

And she's basically like, well, mom.

The other people in my friend group have known him a lot longer. But no one else is really like holding him accountable. Because they don't feel like he'll be receptive to it. I'm like, yes, Charlie as we've all seen would be the perfect person to hold Craig gone over accountable.

Despite like, shape and Austin, basically yelling at Craig. Every single season about the things he does wrong. It's going to be Charlie who gets through to him. Well, yeah, she's going to make Craig see the light. Yeah.

Did do some lot. And the mom's like, well, you know what? Maybe it's like Patty Bell says, no, he needs a new attitude. This is what he needs. Mom, I don't even know who that is.

Why does a pot lady have a song? So now it's one hour before they care a lot of day party and everyone's getting ready. And Patricia arrives with Eddie and Ryan. Ryan makes us, I think, his first appearance of the season after his attempt at being a friend of last year.

Yeah. And he's back to just, you know, arm candy gay. Yeah. Yeah. And Patricia comes in because she's throwing this party.

And so she's wearing like champagne dress like with champagne. Not dress, but jacket like with champagne bottles all over. And on one side, the champagne bottles are right side up. But the other side, they're all like turned over.

Like she's walking through the streets and people are like, same.

“Same with just throwing bottles at her, like spilling all over her or something.”

It's a disgraceful disgraceful look for Carolina's day. So it's the usual thing. It's the season finale party is in an old house with wooden floors and a raw iron gate outside.

That's how these seasons always end.

It's like the same place. Is it the same place? It looks like it's the same place every season finale. They even have those little rooms they go off into on the side where they already tell her.

Yeah, it's just a standard place in Charleston. But it always feels like they're in the same rickety old event space with like a little patch of garden the front and a rot iron gate. Because I feel like that rot iron gate has been in the background of so many famous season finale scenes.

Like I'll always remember Catherine and Ashley having a fight outside that gate. Was it season five where they had the big showdown and everyone's like furious. I just feel like like that rot iron gate was like a character in that scene. It was just standing there like. Um, ladies, if this gets too much more, you don't have to stop it.

Yeah. A lot of them. Yeah, a lot of the season finale's. And the one where Ryan was who was Ryan fighting with in last year of season finale. And he was fighting with JT there was an issue because Ryan had.

The barber had made like a racially insensitive joke. Oh, no. JT said that like Ryan's barber had made a racially insensitive joke or something like that.

“And then they're like Ryan, how could you still go to this barber?”

Wasn't that the situation? Oh, gosh. I wonder if it was like a whole thing. There they go. Yeah, and they were like they sat Ryan down and they were all in this one room. But people kept coming into it and Ryan was trying to like defend himself.

And he's like, no, I spoke to the barber and he said he absolutely didn't do that. And you shouldn't listen to JT about this sort of stuff. Because it was an issue of the venita. But then he people who just kept them like Madison's in there and then leva that Patricia. And just they wouldn't get boring into the room.

Yeah. I don't know why I remember it. So vividly all of a sudden. Um, okay. Well, Carol on a day commemorates the defeat at British Sullivan's Island in 1776.

But basically it's an excuse for us to use Randy as a penata. Have people beat him with bass with a bass ball bat. All right. Y'all like a Randy some peas today. Just go out there and hit him until it falls out. Don't worry if you make him believe he can't call 911 on a count of the fact that he put his phone.

And the air fryer this morning. [laughs] Pressurecha, you look lovely. Well, Blush. Oh, thank you.

You look handsome as always.

Your mouth is still moving. Are you saying something? I'm trying to read your lips. No way, you mean. And then Eddie, who's one of the two guys is like,

"Um, Austin, you need a pen for your jacket." I know. I know. Keep falling. My collar is awful.

I may have to put it down a little bit farther maybe like that. I don't know, velvet. When we're in velvet, it's heat. Um, I've never seen velvet in summer. Don't know why you do that.

He said, "Well, I should have worn velvet. I'm fucking sweating, sweating." But I'm wearing the tie that Craig gave me. It's made out of feathers. God, sometimes you forget.

You're so busy taking care of your cats and your cat dad. Do you wear velvet in the summer by accident? Yeah. So Charlie comes, and Rodrigo and Tyler come. Everybody's coming, you know?

And Rodrigo's like, "I'm a sorry girl friend, but I just ate a crab cake." Whoa. Oh, and she's like, "Yeah, um, I just chug champagne, so I'm probably going to burp in your ear."

Miss you. Haven't seen you since Mexico. So everyone's like, "Oh my God, it looks so nice." You look so nice. No, you look so nice.

And then Craig is driving with Cory to the party. Cory, you do not look nice. What is Cory? What is even wearing? Oh my God.

Cory is in the Colton school of trying to serve a yuk. And you're just not a luk person. And you know, Cory, I thought was sort of like,

I've always really couldn't, I've never been able to stand Cory,

“but I think like when we first met him on Winter House,”

he was very fratty and he had like a baseball cap, and he was like this Jack guy, whatever. And like he had that hot bro energy, but now he's trying to be like Benson Booney, or whatever, his hair.

He's grown out of his hair in this weird direction, that is not flattering, but he's also doing a blazer. And he's the chest area. He's filling in the negative space on his chest. With not pearl necklaces like Colton,

but basically a different type of necklaces, like a series of necklaces. And it's just he's just serving way too much look for basically who is what his persona is, and also like what this show is.

It's just like silk hair, a shoe pants.

because that like Harry Styles has been off for the past year.

I don't know if anybody knows, but like he's just making it come back.

“So I think when they were shooting this,”

he was like, "I can't wear a Harry." He's on break. I'll go Benson Boone. Yeah, put some Colton in the middle with the pearls. Like it wasn't pearl.

Like it knows like the strands of necklaces. Yeah, Daniel Chast. Yeah, he's very teamo coded. So he got, so they're talking and Craig's like, "Let's get primed in ready with kissing spray.

"It has 24 karat gold particles in the mouth spray." Cool, it's like tell the girl, "I'm gonna put some gold in your mouth tonight." (laughs) Better than the source she's expecting, I'm sure.

“And so Craig's like, "Wow, it stays good.”

"I don't know where they got the gold that's edible though." Oh, Craig here. Your Martha Stewart Empire is really just, yeah. Taking out, can't wait for you to be on top chef

as a guest judge this season. I know seriously.

First of all, he's never heard an edible gold.

You can learn more about that. And, of course, like, "Well, I haven't done that since middle school. "I don't know what he's talking about." But Craig's like, "So I thought I'd be taking Charlie to the event tonight "but like, I don't know what's going on."

Like, "Well, have you even actually talked to her since Mexico?" He's like, "No, we acted like things were the same. "Whereas, like, instead of talking every day, "it was like every other day." Oh, so it's like, "Yeah, there's been a change of energy."

And, like, it's just because of a misunderstanding. Like, "I mean, we can fix that. "You know, we can fix that. "But nothing's happened." He's like, "So nothing irreversible."

He's like, "No, nothing's happened." And, of course, like, yeah, seems... I'm not even here, and it seems like something has happened to Craig. Hello. If somebody is talking to you every day and then suddenly stops talking to you after you act like a jackass Yeah, it's something's happened. So he could they come in and and when he's like, well, well, well, wow, look at you

Who dressed you? Who is like, wow with me? I channeled my inner you. I feel like it's a good 70s porn star look and he's like, wow, more like Too legit to quit like for no no ice

“Sir, that's MC Hammer. Please. That's with me. It's with me with me. It's so white. He can't even get white rappers, right?”

Wouldn't just like, well, I'm just gonna go home now and listen to Michael Moore in the Lair So Charlie is talking to Patricia. I just thank you again for inviting me to this. This is awesome. What are you drinking champagne? Like, yeah, you want to get some let's go get some who are you by the way? Are you a waitress? Talkin' awfully familiar to me. And then Sally is and Vinita arrive and they're saying hi to everyone and Molly and Wittner say hello

And Patricia is Sally's talking to Patricia saying her jacket looks amazing and

Sally is saying how Madison helped her get her look together on FaceTime and also really is that Madison won't be coming because of the bit. Well, they ever happened to nanny's in my right. Hi, does that make you want to have the baby? And Sally says, well, I mean, I'm not done with my party dies, Ms. Patricia, but I still want my baby, you know I mean, I don't know how about let's go in there and see who we can have one with. Hi, we need a sperm donor I mean, who you want grandkids, right? We need would be a great sperm donor. Oh

sperm donor. Oh, unless you want like a punk rocker Someone who is like really rebelling down to the system. Other Fortunately, heart for me, these days to get a renaut So with me, I know what that means, spelled backwards. I'm not an idiot. Sorry mother So then a chef is bringing is everyone is shocked. It wasn't only

Shocking to us. We saw this in the preview on our trailer trash and we were like what the hell Is with an age appropriate woman what in the world is happening here. I was like I recognize this woman She's been on the show before and it's no it's just because we analyzed her on our trailer trash So intensely like wow But as far as we can tell this looks like an age appropriate date for ship

I know I'm crazy for these crazy kids Yeah, so her name is Hannah energy is really funny and fun. I really like her actually We don't see that much of her, but I like her so she comes in and like some crazy poca dots and She is Vinita's Tenious instructor and awesome like wow

Vinita actually good at tennis. She goes yeah, she's really good Don't fuck with the needa So it's like this is Hannah. This is Molly. We know each other for 20 if not 20 16 17 40 37 90. I don't know. How old am I where am I where you would be at mom?

So, um, Molly and Hannah are like the same age

Then level arrives and she's wearing this like under I can't describe it. It's like this purple thing that was like under the boobs and up and around or whatever And cordy hey, what's that thing and Christ like I have no idea like Charlie is actively avoiding me and Cory is like oh you have you all not talked? I'm like what part of actively avoiding you have you don't understand Cory? Know that she keeps running away from me watch there. She is you just see you just see your run past

Hey, Sally, did you see that? It's like that's all it now I just feel like I'm getting clowned. I mean, what the hell Craig you just got to move forward with your life

“So Craig so here's the thing Craig Craig knows I think on some level that”

What's her face? Um Charlie was turned off by Craig losing his mind and Craig blamed Sally for that. So Craig's revenge scheme is that he's going to make Sally feel like shit right now He goes I just don't understand because I think we were a lot closer than anyone knew You know we face time for like hours every night We would talk for days every hours for days every day like when she'd be bored

She would just face time me when she was falling asleep. She'd face time me and so I was like She did yeah, yeah, like yeah, you don't want to talk to me. Okay, fine I won't try and work anything out with you. I'll just ruin your relationship with Sally. Yeah, I will tell Sally that we even though Probably told me several times please don't let Sally know how much we talk because it would really break her heart Here's Craig, you know laying it all out there that we talk all the time and

Also by the way Charlie was going to come with me and my brother and sister-in-law to France We were going to travel together. I was gonna pick her up from the airport What Craig? That's so committed how could you? I was gonna pick her up from LAX Oh my god, everybody on Bravo knows that means marriage You're blowing my mind. I was gonna meet her in Marina Del Rey. I don't even know what that is, but I know it's for

I am shook that you got to replace your client looking back. I think there were so many signs that their relationship was more serious than she was letting on And then we see clips of like them being on the beach and Craig being like look. It's a beach and Charlie being like yeah It's a fucking it's like the notebook. It's like watching the notebook on speed. What are you guys talking about and also Sally? I cannot feel bad for you. I'm sorry. I'm just I'm so over it. Yeah, it was it was shitty girl code

You know for Charlie to to to to go pursue not pursue Craig, but I take him up on his offer

But like I just don't feel I just never felt bad about it because I felt like Sally

“Also with similarly selfish when they came to Venita and I just think that like you proven that what matters most to you in a moment”

If you'd like a guy you're gonna go after the guy even if it means your friend is gonna feel some sort of way about it So like turn about his fair play and the fact that like this has been talked about so much and you're still getting all in a Tizzy about it when you're also claiming that you're like love Austin. I'm like I can't you can't have your cake and eat it to Or as Austin would say you can't have a tough cookie and digest it as well You can't you can't have cake and you can't have a cake. Okay. Can't you can't. I'll jake you can't crack cake

Yeah, also you came on this season planting your flag in two out of three leads Yeah, and that's not fair either like you don't get to just come in and call dibs on everybody I mean it's just ridiculous. Yeah, it's too much it's too much and the reason why and I'm sorry I was gonna say also that like that after Charlie the reason why also Charlie does doesn't tell you Betting these things is because you freaked out every single time and so like at some point

She's like I'm just not I'm not sharing this part with you anymore because you always have this hustle reaction and then like

You know, and then and it wasn't just like a two episodes again We're Sally was like I don't want to know just don't tell me anything. I'd sake of it And she gets so mad which doesn't know something

“Yeah, I think that Charlie you know, this is my that said Charlie should have”

Definitely handled it differently. She should have said listen I really didn't have interest in Craig, but we're hanging out a lot more. I do kind of have interest in him Can I have permission today, you know like can I Please instead she's like well, I don't really even like him. What are you talking about? No, I don't like him. Okay. Well, I did It's not a date. Okay. Well, it was a date. Okay. Well. It was yeah. Okay. Well. You know, I don't really like him

But I okay. Okay. I do really like him. So She's kind of handling this wrong. I think that with someone like Sally you have to be like Sally all is fair and love and war

Yeah, well also Maybe it just shows that their friendship is not like Like has some imbalances because the reason why she was so wishy was she with Sally was because she's basically afraid of Sally's reaction

Like that was the fundamental thing and she's always worried about what Sally will do

What Sally would say that that that that that that so yes, you either stand up and say Sally this is the way it's gonna be But she's just not gonna do that because she knows Sally's probably gonna freak out on some level or like be like, you know

“annoying so I think that maybe they just don't have a friend like their friendship is maybe not like”

Like a good friendship and they just don't realize it yet Yeah, and but the thing that still bothers me is that Sally is making it like oh Charlie chose some guy over our friend Sally you would choose a guy over any of these people. Yeah, you did it. We didn't know it. You do it all the time So stop you did it with Vinita and whether or not you think Vinita is you know Like what Vinita's justified over her annoyance with Craig like wherever you fall on that the point is

That Vinita and Charlie and Vinita and Sally were like tight friends and Vinita had real negative feelings about Craig and was like like this guy

Is my enemy like stop flirting like it like it hurts me when you flirt with him and Sally was like whatever So like whatever you feel about Vinita the point is that Sally just not that's not just regarding her friend She chose herself over her friend in that moment So I just I just had no sympathy here in this moment for the storyline where she finds out that like oh Charlie and

“Craig FaceTime. I don't know and also like Sally you should be smart enough to know that Craig has a manipulative asshole”

And he's gonna say things to intentionally get you mad Yeah, I'm you're letting him do it to you again. Oh my god. It's just what he did to you You know when he when he when you told him that you liked him and then he turned around and told everyone Oh my god. She's crazy this girl's like unstable like she's a hurricane like you know blah blah blah blah He's kind of doing the same thing now where it's like, oh, okay. I think I'm I'm sensing that Charlie is about to fuck me over

Okay, so I'm gonna take her out as I go and Charlie is a manipulative liar and she's been lying to everybody this whole time You know, he's yeah, he's just villainizing he's villainizing whatever woman It doesn't work out with that's he just go to so Gross and yeah, Sally be smarter, but I mean, that's a tall order That's fake and also this is coming on the heels quite frankly

I'm gonna go back to earlier in the episode. It goes back to her being just a fively really mad at Craig for the way he treated her on that van And she's like so mad so mad so mad and she whipped everyone into a tizzy like Craig is like this and like that I don't know and then he gives like the most basic Mail it in half a apology and she's like, oh, okay It's all good now, but like you've brought everyone into this

“You brought everyone into this drama which by the way, you should have because what Craig did was wrong and then like the moment he bats his eyes at you”

You're like So she still puts the guy and and Craig over anyone else, but then she wants us to feel bad for her when someone else was like You know sort of centering Craig in their lives. I just like now. I don't I don't I can't and I won't I cannot I will not Cookie cracked so with me is like oh, but uh today

We're honoring our Carolina day. Oh, and we're commemorating battles of Sullivan's island in the 1776 the year-shap was born When a small band of patriots defied the British Navy and defended Charleston against him possible odds Viva la revolution and let's have some fun. Oh And what he does like the punk rock thing and like yes. I love Whitney's version of being punk rock is

referencing the moment of the revolutionary war

Revolution war I also like the guy who introduced Whitney who's like and now to say some poignant words is Whitney Sunder Smith only pointing at words, but he's talking about Jack one at a Meanwhile Corey tries to flirt with Molly again and he's like, hey, how are you? You look hot tonight got that got the ass in the tits out So fucking roast this guy. Why is he on here?

He is the worst and It's still really bothers me. Like I don't I haven't tried to know social media lately because who would And so I don't know if his if his feelings have evolved But it's still really bothers me that he he posts like lots of you know that he was like liking lots of Transphobic memes while here he is at this party

you know liberally borrowing sort of totally from I would argue the LGBTQ World of fashion, you know and like that just it's just as so he's just such a fucker, you know

I don't know how to say that right I'm tired the LGBTQ world of

Like the reason here is another reason Ben is never nominated for a glad award or whatever

Saying you're making their case, but you know what I'm saying he like this the hit the look that he is you think is fully referencing Styles that have come from the gay community and the larger love and like it's not just like a trans gay Everything or whole umbrella and he's really pulling from it and I don't mind I'd love one actually people are some late and whatever it's like I love the normalization of these things

But he's clearly pulling from it and trying to get credit from it, but like But I know what his social media is I get what you're saying because it kind of comes from that in a way But it comes from Harry Styles

“Well, what was that? Well, Harry Styles today from a two of course, well, that's what I'm saying in his but he's not coming from that community”

He's coming right Harry Styles and he's doing it to get who say say it's not he's not thinking about you know

The dramatic movement, but I do see what you're saying because ultimately it does come from there

Yeah, exactly it's like and I'm not saying that like oh if you were gonna go for that look You need to somehow like you know Like put on a thing like a button that says I acknowledge that this look comes from his roots and like Like you know Whatever community. I'm just saying like that the fact that he on the one hand has has liked these transphobic

Memes and then the other hand is perfectly happy to cherry pick, you know things that have you know come from the world I know a girl yeah, I can I get what I'm saying I mean basically he's a classless piece of trash

Is yeah, kind of where I'm coming from you know both in both

Mental and physical mental mentally and physically. Okay. He's he's disgusting trash and I hate that he's even on this show because They they're at least pretending on this show to be classy. They're not but they're they at least try to all Pretend and he doesn't even he just comes in like a nice ass and tits bitch Yeah, yeah, he's just disgusting. I'm all he seems kind of grossed out by him and he's like Oh, we have due tomorrow but sides make me breath this air and she's like yeah, I'm not

Making you breakfast if you were smaller. I'd feed you to my corns make so Please leave me alone. Yeah, and then she like patson and he's like don't pat me like that Tongues six out. Oh my god. Don't be on my TV like that So then Patricia and Eddie and Ryan just leave and then Molly checks in on Charlie Which is like hey, are you okay? You you don't seem to be flirting with

Often right now something's off and she's like well I'm sorry you're Charlie. I got my blondes confused Charlie are you okay? She's like well, I haven't spoken to Craig yet She's like are you gonna talk to him tonight? She's like well, I've been waiting to talk to him But he's been preoccupied, but now it's like one of those things where I'm like now and I had been like it's been so long Like and like do I have to be up and go to him and be like can you come up talk to me like I don't want to do that

I've got to be decent must be decent She's like yeah, I mean it's Craig so he's not gonna come talk to you

“So yeah, I mean if you're gonna do it just I mean you have to do it”

So she goes off to do it and Charlie's saying hi to someone but she interrupts and he's like I mean you're so weird Like every time I walk in a room you're like dodging me and she's like yeah, okay, so let's let's go talk then I guess So they go out and love us. He's Sally and sounds like I'm so upset y'all love us like what's wrong? Yeah, and So love is like they're like what's what's wrong and Sally goes well after the conversation. I just had with Craig

I'm just like Shook what's happening? What happened girlfriend? Well, he was telling me things that I had no idea about like Charlie Like she wants to travel with him and they face time hours a day and I'm just surprised by how deep they were and you didn't know that No, I didn't know how close until tonight and Molly's like yeah, no enterprise But Sally is like typically the hot best friend that gets all the guys. So I think that's a real blow to Sally's pride

Which ding ding ding ding

“Thank you Molly. Thank you. So Vinita says well has someone is your best friend? Are they gonna go after the man you like?”

Yes or no? No, okay, and if they go after the man they know you like or are they gonna hide it? Yes or no and Rodrie goes like um she ain't your best friend girly That's I'm that was a dark road So Molly's like well you're realizing that you don't know her as well as you thought right So then Craig and Charlie have a cheers and Craig is like

Hey, I was excited to see you all day. Yeah. Well, I haven't seen you since Max go

It's so funny to me Charlie. It's not like I'm gonna go stand up for my friend. It's like oh my god You don't understand how it made me feel Because very Charlie it's like it happened to Vinita she didn't care She's like why are you guys ruining my vacation? You know, but it happened right in front of her in the car and Chloe and she's like well you didn't even ask me how I felt him at it

And he's like well he'd look shocked. He's like I mean, but you never she was yeah, but neither did you Craig

And he says well okay, but like you know everyone has bad nights and Sally Sally got into my head and she goes no It's not just Sally. It's like whenever you have an argument like you piss each other off all the time Like I wish it didn't turn into a confrontation. I mean, it's upsetting to me Well of course it was awful to be an event with Sally what a monster and I would take it back in a fucking heartbeat, but I can

But like you and I have a credible and credible relationship like we face time every night Yeah, well not every night since Mexico okay, but Up that it was like a month and a half of face timing every night Okay, I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not talking it okay. I met your friends. We had a great time Okay, but like I'm saying like before like I was seriously interested in you and I'm saying my switch flipped in Mexico

Like I only see us as friends now Well, I let my guard down with Charlie and like This isn't a rebound or like something that I'm just trying to do myself with so For it all to be a race in one bad night just like oh you let your guard down You let your guard down and you screamed at a woman in the van. Oh, I feel so bad if you I actually love this

I love the fact that earlier in the season he was like I just am afraid to get into relationship with Charlie because what if I what if I you know Like what if I basically like don't want to be that anymore and then I don't want to like I don't think they're hard and then she's going. Don't say

Exactly and you can let your guard down all you want Craig that's not the problem is that you've got everyone else

Having to put up their guards because you're fucking insane and he's like at the end of the day

“You get nothing for nothing and after my breakup like I think I was worried you know I would never like someone again”

But I had like enough big enough crush on you that like I would have picked you over my axe and I didn't think I would have ever felt like that again I love that Craig it's like his um his revenge storyline is dead So he's like well, I still would have picked you over page sucky page. Yeah, and I also don't believe this in at all I think this is a pure manipulation So she's like really it's like I didn't know that it's like well. Yeah because it was never

Like we never got there, but like we had a lot of fun, you know face timing every night She's like well, I'm not going anywhere French it was Yeah, well, we're never gonna be just friends Quote unquote page disorbo It's like now you're just saying page lines come on man and then he she's like well we can try we can try to just be friends like we

“Look I believe in our friends own okay, and I think it will work for us. We will be friends”

God so then we Tyler is checking in with a chef. He's like oh my god. Who's that girl? Who'd you bring here? She's cute. She's cute. She's cute. And she's like yeah, she's great and she was like I'm 37 I want a child and I was like I want I'm 45. I am a child wow And Tyler's like

Tyler's like you don't want a child where you he's like I think I do Because I know you don't because but like I'd be a donor a boner donor God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God. So then everyone's sitting in the foyer and Sally comes up and love us like Sally what's going on and Charlie is like hey Sally come over here come on come on. She's like no I'm upset with you Charlie

Like I'm a lot upset with you. You know Craig told me all this stuff like about y'all being a relationship And I had to learn it from Craig and she's like oh my god. I mean maybe I just didn't want anyone to know you know Oh my god, you totally fair unless you're best friend like them before you know you can't have the friendship anymore You know we'll try it's like well if I ever felt like Sally like seriously was interested in Craig

I never would have gone on the oyster date in the first place. I mean I went on that date because I believe she was

1,000% okay with it like with how good friends the VR I thought if she wasn't okay with it She would have told me that and we see a flashback of Sally been like

“Well, I'm dumb. I'm over Craig and if you want to go on a date with him you still can do it because I don't know over him”

Which by the way is not what someone says when they're over someone like I was like clearly Sally has feelings, but like I know

She's like I thought Sally was totally okay with them. So I was like fine if you wanted to date that monster

Heart might be able to ruin my life. She's like okay. I got it okay But she can't get away with it because love is there and love is the ultimate on this show of like hi I'm Baba I'm here once a year and it's to judge you so you can't really do that to your friend Because your friend like really like them like okay, love a you haven't seen Sally in action all season long either Because I feel like your lecture would extend

Yeah, and love is like is there something you're not saying Sally and Sally is like well the text that sent you before you in Craig's date Not us can't do this and so There was a text that Sally sent right before the date which by the way

“By the way sending a text right before the date. I don't know. I think that's all”

I don't know. I just I don't know something it does nothing has sat right with me with Sally all season long So Sally says in her text she texted her and the text said Well, I feel sad Oh I don't want to have feelings for Craig so it's like a pass of aggressive way to be like I still like Craig

It's almost like a test will you cancel the date will you do this? But you're not actually saying you know what I really do like Craig and I don't think I was being honest with my feelings And it makes me really uncomfortable that you're going out with them because he really you really hurt me and I feel like you shouldn't do this I feel like a good girlfriend wouldn't do this But as she's just sort of dangling this like notion she wants Charlie to like infer all this and

Right before the date. I just feel like it's a manipulation and I don't like it You know, I have to stick up for Sally here because I think she's pretty she's been pretty clear this whole time Like I don't want you dating Craig. I like Craig and she was said at the beginning of this season

“If you like Craig that's fine, but you need to tell me right now because I like Craig and it looks like you could like Craig and Charlie is like no”

I don't like Craig and so Sally is Pristuting things with Craig and hanging out with Craig and this girl in a hot tub and she keeps telling her Are you sure you don't like Craig because it seems like you like Craig and she's like nope Nope, not into Craig at all and then it ends up that she that Craig She's the one that Craig liked in the hot tub the whole time and then she starts dating him

And I'm sure that Sally does feel stupid like here I am I'm hanging out with my friend and Craig thinking that I'm flirting with Craig and meanwhile She was flirting with Craig and getting it behind me like I see that she would feel that way I don't think today it's completely I don't think that she's completely

Being manipulative. I think she was pretty upfront with her feelings on it. It's just I just feel like she doesn't have the right to like call Did it. That's what I mean. I just wish Charlie handled it better and said right at the beginning I don't know if I like Craig. He's cute. We flirted at the beach a little bit, but maybe I'd like the opportunity to flirt with him too Like why do you get him? Yeah, I mean I also I see why Sally feels the way she feels

I just I think that they're I think Charlie is allowed to say I'm not interested in Craig and then they hang out a few times And then she's like no, maybe I'm interested in Craig and She's like you know and Sally did kind of like it wasn't just like hey, are you interested in Craig?

She basically was like if you're interested in Craig, like you better tell me because I'd love to be like she was sort of like threatening her

It was not like a friendly like girl talk. You know circle of trust. It was it was kind of like a

“Like a false option like if you like Craig you have to tell me because it was like if you like Craig”

You have to tell me because if you'd like him or friendship is over that's kind of what the implication was and I just think like I I believe that Sally has a right to feel hurt I feel like she has not had really much Perspective on this given her like that the same thing happened with her and Benita and on top of that I just think that her sending that text off right before the date is a manipulation like she may be her and maybe her way of saying like

Oh, I wish you would been like I I actually have to be honest with you I do like Craig and to suck this hurts, but she didn't do that and I think she I don't know like I just it's all rubbs me the wrong way Yeah, I got it. I'm New Sally in general rebels me I like to but I can't help it. I can't help but like Sally because I mean she's just a ding bat You know, I don't think she has any I don't think she has any bad intentions

I just think she's kind of a ding bat and you know she just likes all these guys Like I don't dislike her. I just think she's wrong a lot of the time I just I just I guess I expect more from Charlie because Charlie seems a lot smarter and like seeing how Charlie deals with Craig in this episode I really liked how she dealt with Craig. I thought it was very like Straight forward. It was I don't know it seems like she's grown a lot over the news so anyway, I would expect more from Charlie to just be like Sally

Here's the deal, you know instead of letting Sally go

So over the top because now Sally's being ridiculous and now she's basically got love against

Charlie and now she's got venite against Charlie Nina now she's got all the girls against Charlie and that's not gonna do well for Charlie To remain on the show so I don't know. I was Charlie. I wish everybody handled it better

Last season I really liked Sally this season. I found Sally to be really annoying

“But like southern charm is I think probably the best example of like a reset show because every time there's a new season”

I find that my alliance like my allegiances change around the past two seasons. I've been actually very complementary towards Austin And I've been like especially especially this season. I've been very anti-crag But in previous seasons. I've been very pro-crag. I mean watch it happen next year. We're suddenly I'm pro-crag and anti-Austin again

Like I feel like I'm always changing sides. It's not you. It's them. It's what they're doing to us

They manipulate us, you know we talk about we can see them manipulating everybody else, but when it comes to us We feel like oh we're special we're the special mine That's not but you know we are like Austin's come in in the past and chef too Austin's come in with his like I'm just a good guy I've got a girlfriend look I'm committed to somebody but she's just never here or she's somebody you guys never see

And I've cats now And so he tricks us and chef doesn't date anybody so there's nobody that he's treating like shit on camera

“And he's just like but I just want everybody to have i was going to be friends because that's yeah”

You know we're easily tricked. Crag is the one that's you know getting the heat because we're watching him Actively treat people like shit next season. It'll be shapper crap or often you know I would like to announce that by the way that corkkeeper has watch her crap ends and me and I don't know you as well blocked So oh that's funny just don't even post about Cory It's probably because we complain about him on the earth. You're like I don't even post about

You know we're on a podcast right Yeah, but why would he listen to the podcast because because we've called out his transphobic likes before and he probably doesn't like that And so I actually went to his Instagram just see if he is actually involved because I actually if he has like if he is Not doing that anymore if he is evolved I don't want to be sitting here on this podcast and you know complaining about you know what he likes

And doesn't like if like that's actually not a reflection of his current beliefs But now I can't know so there we go how could you watch this episode and think for a second Cory keeper has changed anything Cory quiefer what a fuck All right, he

RIP our burgeoning friendship with Cory keeper Gross he's so gross. You're such a slime ball. I keep me blocked loser. Yeah, so then Sally's like yeah, you know it's so then Charlie's like okay Sally, you know, I know I know

She was never since like I've had resentment towards you, you know, could you did that and it's all coming out right now

She goes okay, you know what you're right. I It wasn't cool for me to send you those texts and then you had to go you know She's like it wasn't really cool. You know, I knew you liked him. I was completely selfish in my decision I knew deep down, you know how you were feeling and instead I chose to entertain a guy That you thought that you might actually be interested in and I'm actually incredibly sorry

“And I know there's no excuse but like I'm really sorry and I don't know where you go. Okay, great apology, right?”

That's like everything and you want you want in apology, but it came after you dumped Craig So it makes it like less Potent but it was still a good apology. I'm not it was a good apology. I thought it was like very much as you fell on her sword and everything And then they do the thing of like I love you so much. I love you. I love you and they wipe each other's tears And but you know, there's gonna be lingering resentments and it's gonna come out. I have to reunion

So then in the party Craig and Austin decide to have a chat so Austin's like well Craig looks like you have your hands full unlike me I mean, I sort of have my hands full of cats So Craig's like yeah Charlie told me on the porch that she just like wants to be friends

So it's like a bummer because I told her we were never going to be just friends

Like it's not a thing like I'm moving on my life, but then Sally was really upset that she's like You know really like she's like she's just like not she didn't like know about like me and Charlie's relationship But Sally made it so difficult for us to have a chance and I constantly deal with people mending in my business It just gets to be a lot With you just did I mean you just ruined a friendship or tried to ruin a friendship because you didn't get your way

Such a little bitch Craig. It's like seriously, so Austin's like Craig and it goes what and you say mean and ask You think everyone who rub you the wrong way like shit. You you can't take the shit back Craig He's like what would do I get angry? Yes, and I work on that with my Alexa and I hate being reactive But like it's in response to people doing really fucked up shit to me Yeah, that's he's only like that because other people make him that way

I love you so much, but you're making me so mad. What you made my deal. Yeah, I guess he well says that

Austin is like Charlie dish him because it is behavior of Mexico not because Sally once again Everyone else has thought no accountability How many people do you scream in and then before you actually like I should do some work about this like but I will put in the work to make myself better at some point once I get up to a pro plan with chat GPT But you're not though, but I work on myself every day. Oh, I

wholeheartedly disagree with and Craig you're unable to admit admit any fault

No, I'm not I said I'm always wrong when I'm reactive. Okay, do you have like a series fucking in your problem?

Okay, you do do accept that or do not He's like Austin, this isn't a productive conversation. Oh my god. You'll never see another person fucking point of view No, I will see everyone's point of view. No, you won't crack. You see your point of view only like we don't do I mean like like we don't gotta do this. Okay, like we don't have to do anymore Craig But I do see everyone's point of view because everyone's point of view is the reason that I get reactive

“Everyone's point of view is the problem that's what I'm saying. This is cyclical”

I don't even write a bike. You don't take accountability, but I just admit it not deriding a bike God damn it Craig Stop trying to make me write a bike as dangerous. I hate helmets. I hear it's important

Whatever man you never fucking listen to anybody fuck off Craig dude. You lost your lost souls

It's obvious. I'm done. I am leaving so Craig just leaves So Austin's now with Whitney and he's like only Craig can make it seem like he's not the prick Whitney's like well um or you guys back to square one much like the British were after we defeated him That's Alvin's island punk rock punk Wanna talk about 1776 mother fucker punk

No, we're going square zero. He has no business in my life. So I am leaving too. I'm also leaving So after we've seen Craig take the sad walk past the iron gates Now Austin's gonna do it and she said where do you want to go where should we go? It's like I don't know Anyway away from here So they decide they're gonna grab a drink and Whitney's gonna go get his date and now Sally's with Molly and

“Sally's like I just texted Austin is he okay? Did Charlie screw him over to?”

So she goes outside and Austin's like about to leave he's at the rot iron gate fence I should say Sally's like Austin. Can you come here and he's like okay the important is about cats? No How is your conversation with Craig? Well, I feel good about not holding more space for Craig in my life Look at for you. Yeah, by the way. You look really great tonight by my friend called Carl said I should say that you look great by the way

And she's standing she's standing on the top of the steps and he's like down the steps like holding onto the rot iron fence This is like their big romantic movie scene or she's like oh, it's been It's a great crash. So I get it. I hate praying too. Oh fuck Craig. Oh, then Sally Oz then we want Sally

Oz then Sally T's a surprise just say what you want She's like can you come here? I'm sorry for actually caring about you and like and you and like I guess well

“I appreciate that and I like you too. I think you're wonderful, but I'm not in the headspace to do something with somebody like”

Understanding and not a relationship and not being emotionally available, but like would you be interested in me if you were in the head Spice Loosen Austin. I'm not asking for headspace. Just some head. What do you say? Well, Sally. I'll give you head in space Austin Oh, it's space for your head But so Sally who is just crying about Craig. I mean, I know she was crying because she felt betrayed by

Charlie, but I think part of that was she was crying because It was like a real deal of relationship and I think she felt a certain sort of way about that. So she was just crying about Craig on certain level and now she's here like going up back to Austin. It's like stay Austin's stay And so then she's like, would you like me if you could like me? Which is such a crazy question such a desperate question to ask someone and she's he's like, uh, I don't know. I can't answer that

But I call bullshit because you know it's reciprocated Austin. I'll do whatever I gotta do I know you like me say you like me say you'll be my god Sally get some self respect. He's like listen

I like you, but I'm not in a place to like he's basically saying you're gonna get nothing from me

She's like, oh, that's so broken. I come with you. I'll run away with you. I'll do anything. He's like well

So you come with me or not. I'm just like, yeah, I'm coming. I was like, oh my god that this is like your big romantic Evening your your big romantic ending for the season Sally is just like, yeah, settling

I'm settling for me and someone's fucked or I can't wait. I can finally be the fourth real in this group of men

You know, so she goes off and Then we see Sally gets to last scene at the evening. We see Sally packing up her chickens into her mom's car And it says Sally's chicken era has ended but has her Austin era begun Since Caroline today they've been hanging out and making out and then we see clips of them on Instagram like When you're single and you can still drink and then they're drinking but like being all over each other

Yeah, oh wow

“Do they have a relationship but more importantly does anyone in America care?”

There it is. There it is um the reunion looks really good. I particularly liked where Craig's like You broke my heart you struck me along and Charlie's like we went on two dates Yeah I like that part So it looks like they're all gonna come for Craig. So this is an anti-crag reunion and we'll just see how it goes

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