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“>> Because you use that verbiage against a black man.”
You know that can do a lot of harm. Not only to my reputation, but that could put me in jail. And was I making her feel unsafe when we hung out this time. And they like show pictures or like when we were doing this. And they show pictures and all the memories of them being friends.
And he's like, yeah, calling me and I'm safe and using the word stalking. >> Yeah, by the way. >> Standing outside someone's even if he was dropping. That's not stalking. Okay.
So that's not minimized people who really do have stalkers too. That was definitely like a, it was definitely a very true shell moment for me. >> It's time for commercial. It's time for a Grapins commercial. [MUSIC]
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[MUSIC] So Brad is like, no, I'll handle emulator because we're not good. But I do not fuck with her at all. I'm going to focus on you because I thought we were good. She's like, okay.
And so what are you, what are you looking for? And by the way, they like cut to Joe Brad. [MUSIC] >> So, Brad is like, no, I'll handle emulator because we're not good. But I do not fuck with her at all.
I'm going to focus on you because I thought we were good. She's like, okay. And so what are you, what are you looking for? And by the way, they like cut to Joe Brad. And he's at the bar.
And like there's like a bowl of like little mini weeners that are out.
So he decides to eat one.
He's like, it like spits it out. It's like taking off his chocolate. [MUSIC] >> She's like, I want to let go of this resentment Bradley. Okay, I want to move on.
You know, I'm just saying I'm hurt.
“And I want to be validated because, like, honestly,”
you're fucking up. You should look. You shook my world up. Like I'm uncating. My reality was blown up.
Like I blew up my own relationship because I trusted you. Like I did love him. Like a lot. >> And we seek lips of Maddie and Trevor together. And this is fucked up.
And I can't believe. She's like, she says, you know, I feel like a piece of shit that I trusted you guys and dump my partner. I didn't trust my partner. And okay, I do feel really bad for her.
The reason though that you didn't trust your partner is because he cheated before. >> So. >> Yeah, he sucks. >> It's not like Trevor was something like Paragon of Virtue. That got caught up on all this mess.
It was a believable lie because Trevor was kind of a slime bag. >> Yeah. >> He did really love Trevor. And you see the different energy that she had with Trevor that she has with Joe. It was just a different energy.
And she should call Trevor and sit down with Trevor and talk to him. I don't know if she has or not, but she should. Because she's going to eat her up forever. She should, but also, like, don't forget, like, yes, she threw his phone down and
showed up with a shovel at his place, which was always hilarious.
>> But she got back together with him afterwards.
“So what ultimately ended their relationship, I think.”
Unless maybe it was, maybe I'm not remembering correctly. Maybe it just was that the rumor was such a cancer that they ultimately could not get past it. But they did try to move past it because she didn't believe the girl. And so the girl Sammy was her name.
I think her name was Sammy. So I don't know, but I do agree though that ultimately it's actually a really fucked up thing to do. Like, it's really, really fucked up. And the fact that they didn't like pass up to it or say, well, you know what?
Honestly, we made this up because we wanted to, I wanted you to see how much it hurts to, you know, have a rumor made up about you. The fact that they actually never, like, passed up to it. And they were never going to pass up to it. Except that that Emmy is the one who actually brought out the four is actually
like, darkly fucked up, like, that's like you really you mess up someone's trust and that that was a relationship. So it's definitely not cool at all. Even though Travis or Trevor seem like a piece of garbage. I mean, the whole group is fucked up because they all knew about it in this
group text. And nobody did anything. Joe, her boy, her current boyfriend was like, okay, well, let's, let's get proof. Like, let's fuck it.
He's in the group text. So yeah, the fact that she's dating Joe and Joe did the same thing is great. This group was just so fucked up. I know what's even saying sorry. He's Bradley saying, like, well, I'm sorry or hurt you, but I did it because you hurt
me first. It's like, what? You got a blow job. But how is you getting a blow job behind a dumpster at the same? So anyway, so she's telling him, like, I was hurt and goes, you know,
well, I'm glad you're telling me, okay, she goes, yeah, I'm hurt. You know, like, I felt guilty for smashing his phone. And we see her smashing his phone. And then like pulling up with the shovel. See her pulling up with the shovel.
And she says, but, you know, like, I was so proud of myself for like standing up to a cheater. And I just feel like a fucking moron now, you know. So she's like, I feel like a fucking, I feel, I'm just like fucking hard Brad.
Like, you used to like pretty much like live in my house.
Like, I was like one of your first fucking clients.
Like, I feel like we're so fucking tight Brad. Like, we would go to parties together, Brad. Like, all this stuff, Brad. Like, I don't know how to move forward from here, Brad. Like, I want to move forward, Brad.
He's like, okay, well, I'm glad you're telling me that now, because now I know we can do something about it. Well, I want to let it go. Obviously, I just get emotional talking about my past. I was like, fucking, twenty two, talk to the shit.
So we're, so we're fucking you. Okay. I love she's talking, like, she has so much perspective now. I was twenty two. I'm like, you're ten.
It's your kind of the shot. Right now, it's like, wow, these hot dogs chase me. Shut up, joke, stupid bitch, shut up. [laughs] So Brad's like, well, man, it's my friend.
I don't want to see her cry. And if I knew it would have had this big of a ripple effect,
I wouldn't have done it in the first place.
And I'm like, okay, well, I appreciate you having this conversation with me. So we can move forward now, because like, I'm going to build that trust with you again, Brad. Okay, Brad. He's like, well, okay, let's move forward. Because yeah, I'm trying to work on my dark side.
So, I'm working on that. It's like, okay, so let's drop it. So now, it's a new day. TJ is taking a shower with his vacuum cleaner. Mm-hmm.
The Mia Cutout is next to him. He's like, me, I don't look. He and then Michaels and Lake are at brunch. And Lake's like, I'm tired a little hungover. And he's like, I'm tired.
“And she's like, but do you have to just find a TJ's party?”
And we see that they were all like skinny dipping. And we hear him say, I just got a dingleberry in my mouth.
Then back to present Michaels is like, y'all, how was your talk with Molly?
And she's like, to be honest, I like really don't remember it.
“And then we see a flashback that they kind of like squashed her beef,”
drunk and lay at this party. And Molly came up to her and was like, I just want to make sure that you me are good because like, I care about you. And I care about our friendship. Let me finish.
Let me finish. And I would not be talking to you if I didn't care. Can we say that it's finished? I'm not finished. Are we good?
Okay, I'm finished. You can talk now. Go ahead. Yeah. Don Quartz.
Joint words are sober thoughts. So me and Molly are cool. Like we're good. Yeah, I drank a lot. Michaels is old.
Yeah. These seem really like they really just have such sparkling conversation together. Yeah, so just in dirty Justin. Just dirty vibes from Justin.
I don't like the vibes that Justin's giving off. I don't know what it is, but I'm sure we'll see soon. Definitely dirt bag. So he's texting Jordan. His the girl that he's dating from work.
And she's like, he's like, do you miss me? And she's like, I just saw you a few hours ago. And then we see that Jordan and Justin kissed. And now we see me and TJ on FaceTime. And she's like, oh my god, my trip was fabulous.
Amazing. It was dreamy. He's like, well, I have guessed me. I hear isn't that funny. You got a little beat up with my Sir Weeners party.
It was crazy. Maddie just hit you and stepped on you. Like it was really bad. We had a huge blow up five after the party. She said crazy ass things.
And then we just like pissed off essentially. And like she was like doing this at my event. Like I cannot believe she was ruining a Sir Weeners event.
“Meas like, well, if you want to take a hit at the real me.”
I'm right here. We can see a whole win. Except I'm going on another trip. I probably won't join the cast again for another. I don't know six weeks or so.
You'll wait for me, right? So we got to Maddie's. And this is the scene with her sponsor Julia. And Julie is like rough and tumble. She's like, hey.
Do you want a coffee? I mean, that's the way. Like, yeah. I mean, fine, coffee. Yeah, fuck yeah, coffee.
Yeah. Put it in my veins. So Maddie's like, Julia's my sponsor. You know, she's she's been sober 11 years, which is crazy. And she.
Julie was like another young person with sobriety. Long term. So boom. Their friends. So they're talking about last night.
And Maddie's like, oh my god, I could cry about it. Like, like, you know what resentment really makes you want to drink? Josie, yeah. I know. Okay.
So start from the beginning. Okay. Well, I would work. And then TJ, like everyone was there. And then like, Eddie and like who's tending next to me.
She's shaking. She's scarred as fuck. And like, TJ instantly started getting like really combative with me. And like we instantly got into it. And Julie is like, mmm.
So he started with you. And we see a clip of Maddie doing. Yeah. Like fingers in his face and yelling in his face. And then it comes back to her.
She just has a long pause. And she goes, yeah. And then it's like, bitch, you want to raise your voice. And I'm better at it. You know what I mean?
You know what I mean? Julia's like, well, we know you're the best at it. Yeah, for sure. You can definitely raise your voice. And I'm sure you're doing a lot of this.
You know, your hand, the left and right. And then shut up, Joe, shut up, Joe. And I don't fucking understand Brad. I mean, you know, all that stuff. Yeah, I guess Joe is eating tiny hot dogs out of a bowl.
And you yelled at him and called him a bitch. God, you're good. God, you're good. TJ looked at me.
I was like, we were never friends.
You were never my friend. And like literally, like literally, I may a PowerPoint to show. We were actually friends. And she's pulled out a PowerPoint to show photographic evidence that they've hung out before. I'm like, you could just reference the footage.
Like we got it. You were friends. She stayed up. But I love it. I love it.
She stayed up all night to make a PowerPoint. And Julie is like, oh, wow. Yeah, you said you were never friends. Okay. Well, then why are we outside of Republic?
Or why are you there when I'm teaching? Or us a universal. Us a universal. It's crazy. He couldn't make the magic thing happen in front of that window, which is really weird.
But I was still his friend. Yeah. They call limited magic. So Maddie is like, and look, here's me. So we got his house.
Look. And here's me. Like, here we are at Starbucks. Julie is like, you know what? I think I get the point.
You can move forward here. Yeah.
Today I was saying that we were never friends.
That was just another gas. I'd experience from him. So yeah. Oh, here's us in Tampa. Yeah.
Do you have non friends that you go to Tampa with? I don't think so. This is us in Springfield, Massachusetts. We were driving by the basketball Hall of Fame. That was hilarious.
He wanted to listen to Kelly Clarkson on the radio. I was like, no, go listen to my new mix. We have so much friendship.
“So Julie is like, okay, can we just like, can we go?”
Go forward. Did you send us to him? No, should I? No, don't, don't do that to him. Yeah, don't, don't send that.
It's like, well, you know, do you know what? I picked TJ off from jail. Okay.
Three years ago, that mother fucker was riding in jail with a DUI.
And I was his first phone call.
“And he, his first thought was like, who's up and who would be sober?”
So like, I should have just let him run jail. And then we see a picture of TJ and Jail. Like, hey, like, good. And then it says, not charged under it. So Julia then says, so you came home last night after the fight and went up to your room
and made a PowerPoint presentation? Yes. It's like DJing, but with photos. Okay. I was fucking pissed because it's hard not to look at them in the eyes
and think about all the fucked up shit that they said. And then imagine what would happen if that was in slide form. Like, I'm not calculated about this shit. Okay. Like, I don't think about shit all the time, but like it happens.
She goes, yeah, this, but this isn't incredibly calculated. Okay, because you stayed up on that making a PowerPoint. Okay. Did you even know how to use PowerPoint? No.
But you know, I have the internet and I learned.
I'm really good at PowerPoint now. Okay. Yeah. It looks like you're spending a lot of energy on these people. Because yeah, but you know what? I did this shit last night, like the shit they did with Trevor.
That was calculated. Because that was two and a half fucking years they worked on that. I mean, they blew up a relationship with someone. I thought was my soulmate. Sometimes it does bleed into my relationship with Joe sometimes.
You know, like I can't even tell like a Joe shut up and stupid bitch without even, like, feeling like a little guilty. Like, should I be saying, like, shut up, Trevor, you stupid bitch? You know what I mean? Like, sometimes I just like show up at Joe's place with a shovel.
And I don't even know why I do that. I just bleed in, you know? I just broke Joe's phone the other day. I don't even know why. When I'm like, I feel like sometimes I'm like scared to move forward Joe.
And I'm like scared. Let's like move in the marry him or whatever. Because like, I've struggled charging people around me. It's like, I feel like I'm like a fucking idiot. Like, I'm like Trevor did not deserve that shit.
Like, Trevor probably did on some level. Let's be honest.
“So Julia was like, I think the most important thing is you trying to figure out”
what is the end result that you want will you be giving a corporate presentation with this PowerPoint? Because if not, you should probably delete it. And she says that she talked to Brad and he's willing to build trust. But TJ was not resolutional at all.
And Julia is like, well, just open the door and say, like, look what happened last night. Can't happen again. I want to allow it. And if it starts to happen again. From the PowerPoint.
She's like, no, don't, don't show the PowerPoint. Okay. So don't. So just don't. I shouldn't bring my laptop to this in case he asks to see it.
Like, what if he's like, God, I could really use a PowerPoint right now? What if you said something like that? Can I show my PowerPoint that? No. No, don't show it.
So we're now at Justin's NTJs. TJ, I'm sorry. Justin's place in TJ's visiting. And TJ's like, oh, you got a candle. That's nice.
I can't do it. Justin's like, yeah, you know, everything here is essentially for the female gay. It's because I want women to come over and say, you know what? This guy seems to have his shit together. I don't want to have sex with him.
Oh, my god. That's so cool. Wow. And there's like, undies nearby. And like, ladies, I'm these, like, under a couch or something.
Yeah. And he's like, yeah, man. Just trying to squeeze the happiness out of life. I'll bet you are. I'll be just squeezing every drop of that happiness out multiple times a day, sir.
And TJ's like, well, I brought a wine opener because I don't think you have one. And he's like, wow, I have one. You know, why? Because it appeals to the female gaze. Yeah.
Yeah. So he says, my last relationship. You know, I moved to Australia with her and was head over heels for this person. Like, that was the first time on my life. I really felt passion.
I felt love during sex, not just like empty ejaculation. But sometimes you get to freak you to ruin the relationship. And that producer's like, what does that mean? Well, there was a little threesome that went wrong. So we can all imagine what happened there.
So he says, he's like, yeah, I've been having too many sleepovers. Jordan's been staying over every single night, man. You know, it's obvious fun to go out and have one that stand. You know, clap cheeks.
But I'm always, you know, chasing, you know, that passion and that intimacy.
Like, oh, sure. I fully believe that.
“That's why you are out the outfitting your apartment for the female gaze.”
Is that way any woman who comes over will have sex with you. But yes, for sure, you're on the journey for passion. And it's just a guy who's used to people with such low standards. That he's like, yeah, outfitted for the female gaze, a candle and a wine opener. Oh, yeah.
Get some every time. Get those ladies every time. Well, you know what, we need to get you a body pillow. I got you a gift, though. I got you a gift.
No, you didn't. Yeah, you have to close your eyes. Okay. Should I close my eyes and open my mouth? Yeah.
You could. If you want. He's like, yeah, I'm going to pass on. Okay. Put your hand out.
So he puts a giant glass dick with gigantic balls into Justin Tans.
He's like, oh, my god.
What is this? He's like, it's a decanter. It's a dick canter. It's a penis shaped vessel for alcoholic beverages. I really hated this thing because I didn't like it's design.
In order to pour the wine into the decanter, you had to like pour through like the tip of the dick and had the tiny little slots. They had to like pour very carefully. That doesn't seem useful. And then on top of that one, they had to pour the wine out of the decanter into the glass. They had to rotate it to an almost unnatural angle.
So yes, it's funny that it's a dick and balls. But next time, make it a dick and balls that make sense for what you're doing. Thank you. It's true. It's poor industrial design.
It really is. Yeah. The dick is like bent.
It's curled under, which is weird first of all for a day that's supposed to be hard.
It's like curled under like fishhut. So and the balls are huge. So they're too far. So when you pour, yeah, you're right. You have to go like to the wine.
Just go away around the balls. That's like go around the perimeter of the balls just to get to the shaft. Oh, no, actually you could pour. Yeah, because like because the dick is going in that direction. So it has to like go around and then down.
It's like, it's like they didn't test it out. That's my problem. You have to use it. Yeah. I mean, you would think they would if you're going to mass produce this giant caught thing.
You'd think you would test it. But they didn't. Okay. This town needs more cock testing is what I'm saying.
“So Justin's like, well, should I pour it in over the white carpet?”
Oh, god.
Oh, look at this precision.
Did I spill it? I'm still locked in. This is what I feel like when I'm shaving my balls. I didn't know you shaved your balls. I'm shocked.
It's like, well, how do I explain myself to women that come over? I'm already fighting gay accusations left and right. Jordan accused me of being gay. Well, I mean, because you saw you kiss Michael tonight in front of her. Oh, yeah.
It's one of these guys. Hmm. One of these guys desperate for attention. So he's going to go and make out with gay guys to get a little attention. And then pretend like they're crazy if they like him.
Yeah. And he's like, yeah, that probably didn't know. So when I were drinking and we're having some fun and next thing I know, like I turn around and Justin's making up with Michael's. And then he turns around and starts to make out with me.
It's Justin a good kisser. Justin is an excellent kisser. So Justin is like saying that he took, you know, what's her face home? So whatever.
And he tells us, I mean, I've exclusively dated women. But I think I'm 30% gay, depending on how many particular sodas I have in me. So fast forward 12 weeks from now to the reunion. All right, Justin. What percentage gay would you say?
You are. Have you ever expanded into the man?
“If it takes the man, you have to get to the man.”
Okay. We're going to commercial and we're back. More questions about how gay is Justin. Tell us more about your sex life, Justin. You know, this is going to take up a full on segment of the Southern hospitality reunion.
What did you think of the deck decanter that you got to use it? Do you ever lick the tip? Lishily using it. Tell me. Tell me you warming up the decanter.
And then Justin tells us, I remember watching Twilight back in the day. Looking at Robert Pattinson and thinking, "That's a guy I could get behind." Shut up tops. So who knows?
But no one's on percent straight. I'm like, you are a queer bathing right now. Yeah, I could feel it. You are 100% straight. You're just a straight guy.
I hope. I hope for our sake that you're 100% straight. So me as coming back today. And Justin was like, yeah, I had a question on me. And then she's like, I'm going to Hawaii.
So I hope he proposes a story in my life, right? Then I'd probably fuck some guy of the ask. I'm not going to tell you if that's true or not. Just let you wonder. Yeah, first of my really, I met me.
It was in Vegas and kind of sense of certain tension. I could, I don't know. It could be over thinking that there. So me was like, I thought he was gay. I thought you did a problem as a romantic interest
in him and T.D., we're just sharing a room. So you tell me, am I right? So Justin's like, you know, but not just pouring more of the wine out. They're joking about tickling the balls to get it out and everything. And you know, whatever.
So now we go over tickle the balls. You'll get a heavier pour. We go over to Republic and Lake and Maddie say hello.
“And Mike was like, how are you feeling up to the pony?”
Like, say, oh my god, my mind was like racing. Like honestly, I feel like I like stood my ground on how I've been feeling the past couple months.
And we never had a conversation about what happened.
I just like, wow, everybody. It's me, Brad. Oh, well, I'm in a much better head space after talking to my sponsor. But I still have all these unresolved issues with T.D. and Mia. So like, they were also in the group chat.
And they were trying to sabotage my relationship. But they haven't tried to talk to about me. Or like try to make a man's like Brad dead. Um, already is everyone ready? Happy Thursday, everyone.
Brad, can you stop farting in the fridge, please? Thank you. Um, another beautiful night at Republic. Are we all excited, everyone?
Can we get excited?
Hello. Hello. Anyone excited? Okay.
Everybody could force it out.
It was time to like set of four. So I guess just like everybody got there on like set of four. So they do. And um, they're talking about like they're going to be so busy tonight. And Justin goes up to Jordan.
He's like, what time you work until? She's like, probably 330. Yes, maybe I'll wait up. Say, okay. Brad's like he's Julia.
So Brad comes up and he's like, me and Julia are going to have this house in Folly for our year to do like a little staycation.
“So I think we could have like a party, you know, like, you know, a bonding type thing.”
You know, like me. We'll have everyone there for our one year anniversary. Mia, TJ, everyone. Every single person in this place. And he's like, tell me, Maddie this right in front of me.
And I mean, it's like putting together the sign furiously like. So Brad's like, yeah, you know, and we can sit down and talk. And you know, it's like, I like that when we were able to talk. You know, we made better progress, right? Um, so let's do this.
And he tells us, you know, Maddie's really good. And Matt will take a beef to the graves. The fact that I was able to like settle things with her was really good. So hopefully there's hope for her with TJ and Mia. So he's like, okay, so in the spirit of progression, come out.
You know, just hear each other out. And Matt is like, okay, yeah, I want to move forward. And I appreciate you inviting me, okay? So they hug and Amy's just watching. And he's like, what about me?
I mean, what about everything Brad's done to me for like the past few months? Like, all that bullshit he put me through. All that shit you did to the reunion and the hotel. Like, yeah, I'm kind of hoping for a fucking apology. All that stalking, I couldn't even leave my hotel room.
Okay, because he was out there breathing into the people. It was awful. So then we see Amy leaving. And she's like, fuck it. So Julia walks in.
That's Brad's girlfriend. She's like, hi. And he and Joe's like, hey, Brad, just invited us to the university party. I think it was pretty good. Why do I keep beating these hot dogs?
Disgusting. So Joe's like, yeah. I mean, so I mean, he's like, I wasn't invited. Not invited at all. So Joe was like, really? You weren't invited?
Yeah. And ask me who set them up? Who set them up? It was me. Could you tell by the set up of that joke, God?
Yeah, I'd like to talk to you up so much to Julia.
“Yeah, but then how come you're not invited to their anniversary party?”
Joe, keep up, Joe. I mean, he's like, whatever. All of the party when they break up. But honestly, like, I thought Brad would have cheated on her right now.
But I mean, you're talking, like, you've been cheated on nine million times.
Ben. Yeah, that's the thing. It's not a burn from you. Brad, this entire time was just trying to warn you that will has been cheating. Okay.
So, um, uh, Michael's like, okay, um, has anyone seen Joe? Where's Joe? Okay. Me all look for him. He's supposed to be on your, like, leading by example.
And training you Justin. Oh, my God. I feel like recently it worked Joe will show up. But like, showing up is like the bare minimum. Hmm.
So the search for Joe continues. Okay. So that's that. So Michael says, like, um, I feel like recently it worked. Like, Joe shows up, but like he does the bare minimum.
Could you go on sign for me and train Justin, Joe? Joe's a lead VIP host. And that means you lead and you train. And when you don't do that, it kind of like shows the other one. It kind of like shows the other host that you don't like really care about your job.
So Joe's like, well, yeah, sure. So he goes out to Justin's like, I mean, I feel like he kind of got the seating chart down. So like, I don't even know what I've got to be here for. Yeah, proof that he cares about his job. Okay.
Justin is a seating chart. If he didn't, then you would have a point. Yeah, Joe's just kind of like whatever. He's like, I'm bored. I've been crushing on the front door for five years.
Like, I can do it in my sleep. Like, I want to own my own bar.
I feel like Leva gave TJ this incredible opportunity to grow as business.
But what about me? Joe, what's your business? Yeah. What is it? TJ came up with winners, Joe.
What did you come up with? You haven't come up with anything. What are they just handing out? Winner businesses? No.
He made that winner business happen. Yeah. Also, did you not watch Vanderpump rules and see the calamitous path? That was Tom and Tom going to business and opening up one. And then a second bar.
It's not for the faint apart. to part. So like he did which he find an ancillary thing though. Yeah, he doesn't even want to do that. Yeah, he wants to find something that he just wants to let me give him something. That's not how it works. Joe, okay, level will profit off of any idea that you have, but she's not going to come up with an idea for you to profit off of. You dumbed him.
“And if you want to start a business, start a bump at business. Are you wearing one?”
Start one of those. I don't have bump at from you. At least Johnny Weir would purchase from you. Yeah, seriously, they have the same haircut. So we see a flashback of when Leva, like at the
Serbina event, when like Leva was congratulating TJ or something, and Joe was...
"Hey, Leva, on next." She's like, "Huh? On next?" What was that like Ian?
Like a beer pot? I mean, Joe. Yeah, like what is that? What are you talking about, Joe? He's like,
“like, "Uh, business wise." And she's like, "Uh, uh, so back to now." He's like, "Where's my opportunity?”
When did it matter?" When you do something, Joe, come up with something. So Julia's asking Bradch, like, "Did you invite Amy to fallie?" Because I think that you'd be like the bigger person if you invited Amy, because like, you can't be as bad as her. Inviter and have the conversation, like, listen, it's only chance we're going to get this episode to see Amy have hyperventilate. Okay, just a fighter. It'll just be so fun for all of us. Brad's like, you know, the unsaved
comment has been weighing on me more than anything else. So it's not easy for me to deal with it, but me and Amy have been talking for damn near a year at this point. And I don't know if I'm ready for that yet. And I kind of feel like, I understand what Julia was saying, but the unsaved comment is really bad. And I don't think that Brad should be like pressure to have to, like, bury the hatchet. I think he should do it on his own terms. Well, he definitely, I mean,
I think she's, first of all, Julia is good for TV, because Julia is like, "Okay, I know you
“don't want to work to sound on private, but you need to call this this lady out on camera in public”
at a whole party where the whole cast can get on her about it." And I think that's good advice. Well, I mean, it's a good reality show advice, because anytime there's a season of two people that are like not talking to each other or avoiding each other, it, like, actually often ruins the show usually get a bad season. So it will be good for this show, but, like, on a human level, I can understand that Brad is kind of like, "Yeah, don't really feel like going back to that place again."
Oh, yeah, yeah. You're going to do it. Call her out for her bullshit, Karen Mess. On national TV with the whole cast there to back you up. If you're going to do it, this is the way to do it. In my mobile house for coffee, the controllers are now the waterbets. Liquidity is the fucking beat, isn't it?
It's the right thing to work with. And you can see the five of you are going to have, on indiet.com/gootabam. It's the RGB. So now Molly, TJ and Mia are going to have some, just going to have a catch up, a little kiki at a place called Azul. And so they all, like, Molly is like sitting down, but she's like picking out her shorts and TJ is like, "Are you all right? What are you doing? You just have like
sex with Justin or something. Oh my god. I'm female against." And she's like, "I'm picking up my wedgie. God." So they say hello and then Mia joins, like, "Hello, sorry. I'm on a white time right now," which I'm sure they all really wanted to hear. Like, thanks for reminding us that you went to Hawaii and we're stuck here in this humid city of khakis. Hawaii, time, a loha, clock, am I right? Hi. So she's like, "We have so much fun in Hawaii
and T.D. guys. Does your butt hurt?" She's like, "No, I don't do that like you. I don't use my butt. If you've been using your butt." So they start talking about their butt and T.D. It's like,
“"My butt is fattened." Is your butt hole in your butt hole? I guess that's what Mia says.”
So she's like, "Yeah." So she's like, "Guys, I have some news." Like, "Oh my god." And Molly goes, "Who are you pregnant?" She's like, "Oh, and then, but like, Mia literally has like a shot of alcohol." Like, "Hey, her butt just took a shot." They're like, "Cheers, everybody, boom, boom. I have news. Are you pregnant?" She's like, "Tuck a shot." "Yeah, what's wrong with you?" She's like, "Okay, guys. Here's the news." Troy and I broke up. She's got a big smile on her face and they're like, "What?" She goes, "Yeah,
I know. I know. It happened last night." Yeah, broke up. Oh my god, you're lying. He was so hot. I'd like to stare at him. Wait, what happened? What's going on? She's like, "Yeah, it's over." And they're all like, you know, Molly's like, "I was expecting her to come back with a ring, not single status on her hinge profile." Or excuse me, Ryan. She would kill me if I said hinge.
So Mia says, "You know, in the last night, we were sitting down there here basically." And I was like,
"You know, what's the end game?" And he obviously was thinking about engagement. I was like, "No, first thing first is coming down into Charleston and ending the long distance." And basically, he just didn't want to come down to Charleston.
Yeah, so I got it about two years and he lived out of town.
It's like, "But what?" But she was like, "I also can't move because I'm on a TV show." That's, "Oh, it's been Charleston."
That's so rough. You finally find someone that hot and they can't move. I mean, both of them,
both of them found someone so hot and they can't move. What's the point, even? I know. I agree. I think he should have moved because you could probably replicate whatever job you're doing in Charleston. You can't replicate being on a TV show up in Charleston. So not everybody wants that damn mess. Obviously he didn't, because he skid-addled right out of there. He didn't even try. He was like, "My." And then when he was on screen, he was like a bread type.
Like, "Hey, yeah." Which was good enough for me. That's all I really needed. But yeah,
“everybody doesn't need to be on TV. He's probably like, "You need to, like, if you're really”
into this, move to be with me," or his TV more important. And she's like, "Yeah, it is." TV. Have you been featuring a cardboard cutout of me? You haven't. Bye. Aloha. Aloha. Aloha. Aloha, Aloha, bitch. Does that need to say goodbye? I think Aloha is hello and goodbye. I thought so too. I think my hollow, I don't know what my hollow is actually. Is that thank you? It works it. Okay, I'll look it up.
Mahalo. Meaning. And Mahalo. Means. Thank you. It's mainly in Hawaii. You used to express gratitude. Mahalo. Mahalo. Mahalo next. So then me is like, um, I cried for like three hours on the drive down. You guys. Yeah, I cried. She's smiling. She's still got this smile on her face. And she's like, "Wow, I'm impressed that you cried." That's really hard to do when you're a sociopath. She's like, "Yeah, I know." And Mahalo says, "Yeah, oh my God, you got to start
something like, I mean, like, even his balls, his balls smell bad. Tell people that. Like, to just make yourself feel better and ruin his reputation." And she's like, "Yeah, his balls, his balls." Like, like, checks mix. Didn't she say something like, she'd be like, "Well, she's like, she's like, well, the thing is this, I'm a really toxic ex. So we have to start rumors about him that he's a small dick.
I'm telling everyone he has shrimp dick." And they're like, "Yeah, he's got like, like, say that his balls smell bad. She's like, yeah, he's smell like, "Check mix, grows." Yeah.
“Yeah, I've never heard of checks. I'm a trail mix. Do balls smell like, I think balls”
have like crayons. One time, one guy was like, you know, the thing I don't like about balls. Not my balls personally, but he was like, the thing I don't like about balls is that they smell like crayons." And I was like, "That's so stupid." And then, over the years, I'm like,
balls do kind of smell like crayons. Can you tell me? I've never heard checks mix.
I haven't heard that either, but I could see that actually. It was like, they, they all jump between checks mix and trail mix. So, um, then, for him, he just, yeah. I mean, check mix, checks mix calls up a smell. Trail mix doesn't call up a smell. I mean, I think it can have a smell. It depends. There's a lot of different types of trail mix out there too. Like, if you have a lot of the pretzels in there, um, if you have like a,
what do you like that, like, assess me, assess me crunch thing going on? Um, so TJ is like, he's like, "Wait, wait, wait. Would you ever smell Justin's balls?" Because he said, he has a crush on you. He has a really cool new decanter. I don't know who got it for him, but that person's probably pretty cool. Me as like, "Uh, wait, why does he, yeah, he has a crush on me?" Because Justin's hot. Yeah, didn't Molly tell you that, like, she went on a little, like,
to kill a square with Justin, by the way. I like to tell him about this, worry. So then we see a flashback to last week, and Justin's like, "Yeah, Molly, I'm not an onion."
Oh, first of all, gross, that means you smell. I mean, I know that's not what, like,
I mean, it means like, peel back my layers, but it also, that evokes a smell. That's like, saying checks mix, that evokes a smell, and it's this smell would be out. Or just- So he says, "I smell the same too." So like, no, I know you're trying to be like, I know he wasn't saying, he's smell, but it makes you think of him smelling, but then he's like, "No, I do smell." He goes, "I smell the same too, but some girls are into that." So it works.
She goes, "I prefer showers." We're in the south. Yeah, she's just grossed out by him right away. And he goes, "Okay, well, I got one back in my apartment." She's like, "Yeah." So me is like, "What did you do?" She goes, "Nothing because he's rendezvousing with my new roommate." Then we see Jordan, Molly's new roommate. Jordan better not have taken Clarice Leachman's job. That's all I got to say. No, didn't you see her? She's in this episode. I didn't see Clarice.
“Yes, she was in the kitchen when maybe we already saw her, but I think she's in the kitchen at some point”
when Maddie and Emmy or back there, like, putting something on a sign. Oh, I have to go back and look. I must have gotten distracted. So Molly... All right. Well, of course she does. She's an icon. So Molly says, "Justine's buying my roommate, then trying to bang me, and now trying to bang Mia. The dude needs a little lock on his pants. I mean, he needs a chastity belt. He got Molly." So she just, like, Molly's really trying it with the
One-minors, but they're not great.
By the way, Mia, I almost brought your cutout just next to me.
And Mia's like, "Oh my god, I know it's hilarious because Maddie tried to fix your head for you on it." And Molly's like, "Yeah, she literally was like, boom, boom, boom, boom." Yeah, she stepped out of your cutout all over your cutout feet on the cutout. Mia's like, "Oh my god. I'm going to confront her about that when I go to Folly for being disrespectful to my poster." It was $200. She goes, "Yeah, that cost many."
“So they're like, "Let's send it to Troy." Why are you guys laughing so hard about Portoy getting dumped?”
Yeah. I love Troy. Troy is so hot and he was nice. He only got done because of distance. That's not fair to mock Troy. Troy, get over here. I know you're upset. Come here. My buddy's in Ronnie's face. Come here. Get into my butt. I'm your little dog. I'm not about your hair. Can I have some of your hair? Can we get that into my head and turkey? Well, okay.
Well, it's a new day at Republic and so Joe and Love are sitting down for a chat because Joe wants
to talk about business. So he's like, "I've bossed in my ass for the past five years doing the same job." And I'm like, "Do you think you're ready, Joe?" Because there's a flashback leading up to, "Do you think you're ready to like talk to Love about it?" I'm like, "Yeah, 100% I need to grow." And I'm like, "I'm just like waiting for something to happen." And he goes like, "Fuck it." I'll just like text Love, I'll like, "What should I say?"
Um, as Jackie B.T. Okay, Jackie B.T. says, "Hey, Love, I hope this message finds you well. I hope there are opportunities where our skills and experience could align to create something maybe a PowerPoint that shows how I'm such a good friends with TJ." Wait, what are you talking about? Sorry, I kind of use it for my own purposes. It could be something at the, at the, at the, how do you say this?
At the cheaties? At the G-Dooze? I don't care. I just say just, "Do you want me to add around LinkedIn too?"
“Like, "Come on, I'm just gonna say, "Hey, that's what can we meet?" And so they meet."”
So he comes in and I was like, "Hi, you pan, Joe." That, and he's like, "I'm in great. You know, I'm so grateful to work here. I'm like, not going anywhere. I'm like Team Republic for the day I die." She's like, "Yeah, um, yeah, we know." But by the way, what didn't Joe already get a promotion, and then didn't he already
lose that promotion in season two? I think, I think, at the end of season one, he like really wanted to step it up and be like a manager. And then season two, he had been demoted back down to DoorGuy, right? Or maybe that was going on from season two. That was the, am I crazy? I think that was, did Joe get a, I remember Emmy did.
Remember they made Emmy a manager, and then they made her a manager at another place. And she's like, "Yeah, I'm a Republican girl. I'm not a boots-in-bobble skirl, or whatever the fuck that restaurant is." So, but yeah, maybe they did with Joe, but I think
it was always going to be a p-host.
But basically a lot of these people go up and down. Because I think Emmy, yeah, Emmy was a manager, but now she's back down to being Normie. It's hard to track. It's a very complicated system they have going on over there. So, it's like, "Hi, Ben Joe." He's like, "I'm great." Like, you know, "I'm so grateful to work here." And like, "I'm not going anywhere." Like I said,
"I'm just going to repeat myself." Yes, we know Joe, but also, like, I'm turning 30 August, and I have to do what's best for me. And I want to grow professionally. And like, I have dreams, uh-huh. You know, like, in my mind, like, I've got my dreams, dreams in my mind. Like, these dreams go on when I close my eyes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, one of them is like these monkeys. Like, they're on tricycles.
And they're, like, going around in the circle. And people are, like, monkeys drive tricycles. And I'm like, "I don't doubt it because it's a dream." And you don't doubt stuff and dreams. Joe, could you get to the point? I would like to build my dream concept, my mentors. My concept was an upside down piano because it was a dream. But, um, I know that, like, I can't, I cannot only be an employer. Like, but I could be a business partner.
She's like, "Okay." Well, Joe, it doesn't really work that way. It's like, "I can't, like, go to my employer and be like, "Hey, I just want growth and I want this, but then at the same time, I'm, like, not showing up to work." And you've just been slacking. I mean, it's just, like, don't, it's like, like, I, he just, like, blinked his eyes. He's like, "Uh, but I still growth." Like, how could you talk to me like that?
Love is, like, every time I'm around Joe, I almost feel like I'm in the twilight zone. I'm, like, we had this conversation a year ago. And, like, a year ago where love, I was like, "Hey,
“if you want to grow this business, you have to be showing up at work. You can't just, like,”
don't on the road with Maddy on her DJ tour." Yeah, it's like, I'm, did he do that? No, like, he went on tour with Maddy. So, like, I cannot stop my business because you want to follow your girlfriend around the country. So, you left with Maddy and he's like, "Yeah, but, like, she's suffering from anxiety." And she's like, "I need you with me." And it's not like disrespectful thing, you know?
Like, it is just to be about Maddy's side. And then it's some shit. So, what? She's like, "Um, yeah, but, like, you're sacrificing stuff, Joe." And, you know, you're, like, in a really good position that could have moved up and you just stopped coming to work
You were like, "Hey, whatever, I booked tables online.
I stopped showing up." But then I came back to work and I worked my ass off and I feel like I'm back at square one and, like, it's not motivating for me. Like, you have to motivate me is that way I could be a better worker so that way you can go into business with me.
“You have to motivate me to give me a business. You understand?”
Hello. Tell the page check, Joe. The motivation is for you to get the business, not for her to give you motivations that way you show up so that way then you can give you the business. Oh, Joe, come on, buddy. Joe, Joe, Joe. They're like, "Yeah, I just don't understand it." You know, like, "I don't know if this is arrogant to say, but, like, you need to, like, feel that respect, like reciprocated, like, I came back to work a week ago and I've been
doing good." Joe, you've been back one week. Are you acting like I came back full force? Love us like, is Joe out of his mind? Yeah, because everyone's like, "When are they going to give you a place?" She goes, "Well, anyone who thinks we're giving anybody anything or not, we're building something with somebody that's reliable." Okay, like, you're not reliable. Does he just think I'm going to, she goes, "Does he think I'm just going
“to hand out businesses like, Oprah hands out cars?" I mean, sure. At one point Joe was”
valuable to us. It was always the plan with Lamar and I'd have Joe run one of our businesses,
but, like, and have equity in one of them, but, like, he'd basically give us a big fuck you and Joe's like, "But, like, can you give me a business, though?" He literally's saying, like, "Can you give me, can you, can you, can you come up with something and give me me?" He's just saying every wrong thing in this meeting. He's like, "Yeah, but that hurts my feelings." Nobody cares, Joe. You're not showing up to work. It's not about your feelings and it's not about
your girlfriend's anxiety. And like, that's crazy. I cannot imagine going into work. And then being like, "You fucked up." I mean, being like, "But, builders getting anxiety." So, sorry. I feel like I'm nervous. I've been the face of your company. I've been the pump-a-door of your company. And when I'm here,
I'm incredible. I'm hard to replace. It's like, "When I'm here," right? Yeah, well, you know,
I was like, "I'm the face of my company." Yeah, I literally have a TV show about my company. You dumbass. I mean, she goes, "Joe, you have been replaced." Okay? This business doesn't wait for you. You think this bar rots itself? No. There are so many people working to not clean the floor as properly in this bar so that it smells like a barn. Do you understand? That doesn't just happen without hard work, Joe. You've been replaced. His name is Justin. Okay? He's down there showing
girls that he's taking home matches because he wants to female gaze. That is someone making an effort, Joe. Okay. Joe, you think you're the only person who can point at a man wearing khaki shorts from Tommy at Bahama and say, "You get in here." No. You think you're the only one who can spot a lady in Talbits and find a table for her? No. Many people can do that, Joe. But the thing that hurts the most is like loyalty. It goes like to say, "Like I'm replaceable,
like the hurts, the hurt." It's like making a movie and Brad Pitt doesn't show up to work. Like, you're not going to replace Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt has been replaced. It was called the departed. Sir, he will be replaced, actually. That will literally happen. Brad Pitt does not show up to a movie shoot. They will fire him even Brad Pitt. Yes. He went away. Brad Pitt was just being the departed. I didn't know. Yeah. I looked it up. I said, "What are some movies that Brad Pitt
was replaced in?" And that was one. And then he was replaced by Russell Crowe and another one. Would it seem like theater maybe? No, it was in gladiator. It was like a state-of-play state-of-play. Oh, that's such a deep cut. I mean, wow, um, state-of-play. That was like just prior to gladiator, right? Say, "What do you want about me?" But I do my research. Wow, state-of-play. Out of professional. State of not play in my right because he got fired. Oh, my god,
it feels so good to finally, oh, that was from 2009. Really? Jeez. Okay. Well, Joe is being so stupid
right here. And it's hilarious. I'm cracking up and I'm loving how love is just like, like,
“what is wrong with you. And so, uh, love is like, would you be able to work for the next eight months?”
The next year, do Thursday, Friday, Saturday, while Maddie's on tour. A hundred percent, I will go on tour with Maddie and check in on a Friday afternoon via email, a hundred percent. A hundred percent, I will book tables to say Friday and Saturday on mine. So, yes. She's like, um, I'd love for you to prove me wrong, but like, right now, I don't even know if you will. But really, the YMI notions 11. You're not Brad Pitt. Joe, last time I checked,
I'm going to the Oscars because I was nominated in F1, best picture of the year, and guess who won? F1, guess what? And F is me. Joe, you're not even making any sense anymore. Um, I'm going to show you a clip from F1 and prove to you that I was, that's an empty car Joe.
There's no one in the car seat.
Joe, your race car is just sitting on the track. Everyone's going by it. Yeah, I couldn't race today because Maddie was performing at Wesleyan. So, so now we're at Fully Beach, 20 minutes away from Trust. I like that they're like 20 minutes away from Charleston. Okay, could you show me the traffic on the way there? So I know how long it's going to take
“me. Are there any alternate routes? What the fuck do I care where it is? What is this map quest?”
I know quest. You like my map quest, right, friends? What is this? What is this? What is this? Oh, what you want? You want me to look up on Yahoo? This location? Listen, here. I'm going to get there. I'm going to find out how busy it is on MSM traffic. Okay, well, give me a moment to search up this beach on Bing, and I'll get right back to you. 20 minutes away from Charleston. Okay, so, Graham and Masland have collaborated as catering
is there. I'm glad. Welcome, guys. So, Julia comes in in Brad's area. He's like, oh my God, I don't even want to kiss you. You look so good. Yeah. So then, he's saying he's so happy. It's like the first time he's been in a relationship where there's a future. It's going to be super special, and they're using his client's house, and it's really nice. They got a private chef, and he got her a manny and a patty and a new drip. Mm-hmm. All the nice things. Yeah. All the beautiful
second and his growth. Oh my God, it's an amix. Mm-hmm. Oh, no, you were frozen for a moment there, but it looks like it looks like a power through your back now. So yeah, they're going to go talk stalling.
“I'm supposed to look this way. Oh, beautiful. Hank and Harry. Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me?”
Can you see me? Can you see me? Are you throwing your voice into my bathroom? Yeah, I was free. So, what were you mentioning that there was thing at this house? Yeah, and she gets him a gift, and it's a card. And he's like, oh my God, she's getting me an amix, and it's not. It's like a gold card, and it's got his father's hand riding on it. And it's absolutely lovely. Yeah, it is. What a good gift.
You know, like that's kind of like an amazing gift. I don't know how she even thought about that. I
know that was that existed. So it's a nice moment, and he's really touched by it, and he was just happy that they could do something before everyone gets here. And you know, we did find out that he did invite Emmy, and we see a flashback and he's like, well, I invited everyone else out to fall, and I wanted to extend it invite to you as well, and I don't want you to think that's going to be some kind of ambush. So I do want to talk to you, and then we'll ambush you. Okay,
that sounds good to you. She's like, um, I will definitely be there. I will make all the beds and put out a shortcut to reach the right. Yes. So he's like, you know, if everyone else is going to be solving their issues, you know, there's going to be a massive elephant in the room if I don't invite Emmy. So, you know, Julie, it made me see it that way, so I'm going to do it. And Julie is like, yeah, that unsafe comment. That stuck with me, and I think it's time for Emmy to say sorry. So let's do it.
And she said, he says, well, I think she wants an apology from me, and she's like, absolutely not.
Okay, tomorrow will no longer be our one year if you apologize to Emmy. So now I've always
time to go out to folly. Okay. Let's get the folly time. Everyone's getting the car. TJ gets to go in the front seat because he's hung over and Michael's holds up a banana and pretends to hold up Justin. He's like, put your hands up. Just like, oh my god, if you look at it, is they're driving off. There's another car with Maddie Lake, Emmy and Joe, and Emmy is like, like, oh my god, I forgot my good camera. But that's because I don't think about taking pictures
when I'm going to war. And so yeah, I don't love that he waited until last minute to invite me, but like, I'm not going to like be in person. He says, no, it went like someone gives me an invitation. I'm that being said, like being in a social setting with these people, like, yeah, I'm on edge. I'm on edge. I'm on edge. We know. Yeah, we know. I'm a director and so is on edge. Crack it. So Emmy is like an adorable lizard. She doesn't look like a lizard, but the way a lizard's
Joe was like, oh my god. Like, was there's always have that vibe? Like, yes.
“They just scamper away. That's what I hear in Texas. I know it's, um, I know that spring is coming,”
because I open the door to go outside, and there's always a lizard that's been sitting there. Something that I haven't seen. It's like, oh, I'm going to work. Look at me. It's like, every time you open the front door, it's no note that I know. Why are you sitting on the front door staff? You know this is going to happen. So they are people arrive. There will be a succession
Of people arriving at the table at the house.
And Mia is there and everything. And Mia's like, like, hugs Justin, and he's asking how
“why it was. There's just a lot of sort of pattern as more and more people arrive. And Emmy's saying,”
I want these, I want these people to get under my skin. Joe, go when it's raining. Come on. I want them. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to work. Go to war. So Mia, so Maddie comes over. She sees me and she goes, oh my god. Hi, Mia. She hugs her. I mean, it's like, okay, so you're not going to step on me today. And Maddie's just like, oh,
I missed the first episode. So I'm going to have a cardboard fight. Yeah, it's like a card right there.
You assault my cardboard cutout. I mean, for real with the foot, TJ paid a lot of money for that fucking cutout to represent me and his thing, his doing or thing. And that you doing that was a really disrespect. It was disrespectful to me. It was disrespectful to TJ. It was disrespectful to weiner. It was respectful, disrespectful to FedEx. It was disrespectful to slash King Cows. So Mia's like, I was on the fucking beach chilling. And then there like Maddie just they they say
that Maddie just like pushed her down. And stuff's all over it. I mean, that's this respectful where I come from. Everyone knows step on me. That's a problem. Step on my sandy. That's an even bigger problem. And she's like, whatever, it like, probably costs like $3 like come the fuck down, which I know that if we're the other way around, Maddie would be losing her mind too, because of last year when she and Joe put together a bouquet and then it flew off into the sky. And she's like,
Joe, that was like $45 Joe. It wasn't $3. It was $200. And I also had to get another $200 one made of my boyfriend so that my other cardboard cutout could make out. Could break up with the cardboard cutout of my boyfriend. And unfortunately, I had to dump a guy with a footprint on my face. Maddie. Wow. Okay. Like whatever. Like it's okay. Like it's fine. Like it's just like, you know, like, just don't be pushing down posters of me and walking over me. That means something
to me. She goes, girl, it's a cardboard cutout. I didn't as you put you in the face. Don't resort to that. Don't play like that. But I just feel like I was really hurt about you and TJ and Brad
knowing all that stuff and never telling me. She was, I wasn't even in the group chat, Maddie.
I was not in the group chat. Just, oh, you were. And we showed it to me. She's like, I was not in the group chat, Maddie. Okay. I swear to God. I swear on my mother. I don't even know. Like, and she was, yes, you were, you were liking things. You were in the chat about the Trevor and the Sammy shit. She's like, no, I wasn't. The first time I heard about that was the same year that you heard about it through you, Dan. I mean, please let it go. I mean, I cannot believe
I swear on everything. I know. And then it shows her in the, in the confessional. And she's looking
“at her phone. She was, yeah, I'm, I'm in the group chat. Yeah. Yeah. I remember this. I'm, I'm sure I didn't”
say anything. And she's looking through. She's like, oh, yeah, I did like that. Oh, yeah, Ella, well, oh, yeah. I don't remember this. I don't remember it, but if I did, I probably would have liked it at the time. So how do you not remember it? How do you not remember being in a group chat where everybody's talking about getting on camera that Maddie's boyfriend cheated on her when she didn't? Here's, here's how. Because like, I have been added into random group chat that are
really annoying. And I just don't pay an intention to them and they just go and go and go and go. And then once in a while, I'll like open it up. And I'll just sort of see the latest comments. I'll like, huh? And I'll like like the comments to be like a good participant. And then they go back to ignoring it. So I 100% know how she was in a group chat. It was not paying attention whatsoever. I've been there. Yeah. Um, that was a pretty big one though. So she's like, yeah, you know, it was just
hurt. Okay. So, um, and you know, like, then you're going to be their henchman. And it's hard not to put you in that box. And she's like, henchman. Girl. She's like, yeah, because like TJ and Prad, they're your friends. And you defend them instead of the women. She's like, I'm Brad's like, um, with anyone like gift bags. And she's like, um, I am team one and out there. You Maddie.
“Okay. But we have gift bags over here. Maddie's like, that's what I thought. Because then when”
Emmy showed me your name was on there. And I was like, oh my God, women supporting women. We're back. Oh, I'm telling you, I wasn't on it. I would not lie to you. Okay. One thing I don't do is that, which is funny, because the group text, if you were a participant of the group text, that meant that you were actively lying to her at the whole time. So like, it would actually be very conceivable that you would lie about being in the group text, because the group
text in itself was about perpetuating a lie. But in this case, it seems like she had genuinely somehow forgotten. And she's like, I wouldn't have done that. I wouldn't have done that. So then she realizes that she was in the group text and she's like, oh, so funny. Because the way she realizes they make it look like because Emmy goes, um, me is in the group chat. Okay. Like, she totally is in the group chat. I mean, I literally still have the group chat.
And they make it look like Emmy texts me up from the group chat because me as phone dings.
And she's like, oh my God, I'm in the group chat. Yeah. So Maddie, they decide basically to squash it.
She's, and Maddie's like, well, I'm sorry at the sirwinier's party.
That felt like I had a lot of PTSD and like a lot of old feelings came up. And I'm sorry that I stomped on your face. My cardboard face. Yeah. So your cardboard face, which is the same as my real face.
“Well, it's like, that's kind of what I just said. But like you have to honor the cardboard,”
but also acknowledge it's my face. You stepped on. You stepped on my feet. You're stepping on it right now. Don't abuse my cardboard. Okay. I was like a voodoo doll. I felt hit when I was in Hawaii. I was like, oh, so Brad is like, hello, ha, are we better? Look at, oh, look at your goodie bag. I'm really just trying to push the goodie bag thing. Look guys. I'm grown up. I made goodie bags. I mean, it's like, yeah, we squash it. Um, and can that be the theme of the night tonight, squashing it? You could that be really nice. Yeah,
squash that beef, squash that beef, squash that beef. I love Maddie doing bravo con a chance. So then 30 minutes later, cut the Brad and Emmy Brad confronting Emmy and saying, why did you say that I made you feel unsafe? I was scared. I was scared. I was scared. I was scared. You were scared of Bradley.
“Bradley Carter. I was scared. I was scared. And Emmy just like having a classic hyperventilating”
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