Well, hello and welcome to watch Walk or Oppa and this is part two of a two p...
If you're like, hey, wait a minute. I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of
recaps. Go back and let's do part one. Okay, it's before this one. I'm buying and enjoy the show. So there's wax everywhere and Jason sees it and he's like, oh, terrible. And then Ben is in the galley and he Jenna comes in and he's like, that she is. What's going on? My little doll face sleep all right, my, I love faster queen.
“Jenna's like, well, with your laugh inside of my head, that's how sleeping. May be the first”
to bed eight hours by. So Jenna goes around and she sees that everything's a mess and she's mad and she's like, what the fuck? I can at least hear what I need to do with follow instructions. And I feel like I'm the only one that actually gets. And I'm supposed to happy Daisy's right
hand, but I'm right now, I'm half that 3d dumb and 3d dumb. So she goes to the crew
mess and I can draw her sitting there and say, what time does she got the bad mark? 12, 12, but it's six. But I've just asked him because the box is a mess. But I'm going to have an hour's break. Well, I'm now's break. Well, dad, we're running on them. I'm going with me. Jenna, don't start because you have literally had no sleep. How that's how I feel on the morning? Why don't we have a cup of tea? But there's more people on this
boat in just me. Okay, Jenna, what a great morning, guys. Great morning. Great start, great start. Hey, bro, say Pima, what do I have? Great start. So in the morning, uh, later on the morning, Joanne, Daisy, you're hugging. I'm tired. He's like, I'm tired too. So not God, we're so hot. We're so warm at Tabai. It's a kabak. And we find out, Jason gets a text that Ben is going to have a new mommy. The
oven is ready. So, uh, Daisy is saying hello to Jenna and Jenna, you know, of course, announcing that the deck was, uh, and everything was a mess on the boat. And nothing was cleaned up. There was wax everywhere, and there were champions that were still open and everything. So outside, Eddie's bitching to the guys, or Mike is bitching to the guys. And he's like, "Ded a cup, Ziddy. She's like, "Avast, you're too late. Last night, you're here. Nice to
to have." And I'm like, "But I know, dad, a bit yesterday. It's not gotten out, break 'em. It's got 16 hours. And you know, this is a child who got me head down. I'm crafted. I'm crafted. I'm just still complaining. Meanwhile, let's just go to a boyfriend. No one only vacates about the boyfriend. When did people start to care about the boyfriend? That's what I want to know." Daisy can just sense that Mike is just notering away somewhere. So
she calls him into the crew mess. She's like, "Mike, you're going to help me. The boat's a fucking mess. There are shit tons of cutlery to put away. But I just put all the cutlery away upstairs. No, you didn't. I'm not a baby, Daisy. I'm just seeing. I know what I'm doing. It's like, "Mike, the boats are fucking mess." But honestly, if I had time to get the job, it's, well, then, what's all the cutlery doing here, then? Well, I didn't finish
the job. But you're just sad, but you put that cutlery away, Mike. No, no, the cutlery in the bowl. Like, if you don't even use, like, in these targets for people to go, "Why's that not done? Why's that not done?" But even this morning,
woke up. And the first gen is said, "Just wasn't that done?" Because that's not done, Mike.
God, these people, how they argue. It's like, "But I did it. No, you didn't. Yes, I did."
“But it's right there. I literally see it. Because I didn't do it. But that's what I'm saying.”
No, so I'm saying. I love the way Daisy just parades him. She just so exasperated. She's like, "Well, talk about all this. Okay? But I'm fucking fuming about the way the boat was left. I don't care about the cutlery in the bowl. I just want it clean." It's like, "But I'll get all the cutlery. Thank you. I'll brush that above God." So now Alicia comes to Daisy. He's like, "Ah, how are ya? Listen, the boat was
a mess. The smart name." She's like, "Oh man, I can tell you I've overwhelmed up out with the lizard eye and my boat then was calling me." He's like, "Oh God, let's listen. I'll love to you in a good state, though." But all you had to do, there was no, there was no plates. I mean, there was just, like, you had no plates left to clean or cutlery in anything. She's like, "Oh God, are you gonna cry?" "Oh, I'm gonna cry." "They're not crying in your
ting." And she's like, "Oh, I tell you, can't do anything more than I can do than I've, I've, I've, I'm like, scrolling myself into bed." So, okay, okay, okay, go get a coffee and take a minute. So, Daisy's, like, "Well, I don't know what the fuck happened last night, but I really want to see that Alicia's about, I see
“that Alicia's about to crack and I need her to keep working. I'm a firm believer you have to change your”
madness out for the individual. And Alicia's quite sensitive. So I'm nice to her. I'd let her get a coffee. But Mike is an idiot. So I just yell at him. And that works a lot better. Because with Mike speaking to me in that matter, no sorry, I will not be having it. Well, you know, you got to change
Your management style for everybody.
Alicia, I yell at her like this. Alicia, you see, big things. So now it's omelets and seven omelet orders
“and Ben's like, "Oh, is that it? I was expecting 12, 12 omelets. Daisy, we're going to do,”
okay, we're right out. Okay, ready, ready, boo, boo. This is beautiful Hudson Valley, duck breast and a chickpea spice patty. And also, here's breakfast because the chickpea spice patty
was my affectionate new pet name for Ale, never mind. I'm moving on. I'm going to name there's
some feta, give some champagne. Breakfast is what I'm saying. I've made breakfast days. He's serving duck breast for breakfast. I don't, I've never had that before. Yeah. Why not? Why not? Almost a duck breast for breakfast. It's for being times. Where's my feta? Come on, bubbles. Come on, blonde, blondie face. My bubbles over here. We get my feta over here for the breakfast. Ooh, and she's like, "Feta, but I just brought you the feta." And she's like, "Well, the pet that
is right over here." Oh, thanks, Han. I'm like, "Honey, honey, honey, honey, fat of FEMA." Where's my feta, fat of FEMA? So everyone gets them there. Why, so Lisa is displaying her marshmallow
perfume. So I can go and get baby prostitute this time and they all line up to say goodbye. And
“because, like, you guys, honestly, I can say my friends and I, we've done a lot of travel. We've been”
a lot of places. This has been one of our greater experiences. Notice that I didn't say the best. Notice that I didn't say the best. Okay, here's a dip. Bye. Bye. They leave. And simply the best. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's Carmer Shop. Berlin. The Bundesregierung beret over weitere Entlastungen for the Wirtschaft. And there for an unshushed.
Schluss with snack tempo in Berlin and Brussels. Now works with Entlastungen and their form and foreign bring. Damit dichemie und farmerindustrie wettbewerbs fähig bleibt. Hier verband der chemischen Industrie. And now that the women have left about in my be a great time to have this week's Physician Warfish Report.
Blow that kind of a fish report. We start with the star of the show. The puff of fish. What a sweet adorable puffer fish. No last week. We had this real drag queen of a puffer fish. But this is just like your friendly, you know, Wallace Sean puffer fish.
“He's like, hello there. I think it's just the same puffer fish. It's just last week. It was shy.”
So it was like, I'm just a, I'm just someone who lives. You want to look at me? It was like kind of passing by like, Oh, and this time it sees a camera again. It's like, Hey, it's me on the proper page. I'm so glad you're back to see me. God, thank God, you're not boring. It's even got like a little tongue. Look at how this is so cute. Really. I love it. And I just, yeah, I think it's just adorable. This is basically it's out of drag now. It's like after the show. It's like,
oh my god, you guys see the show. It was amazing. I got so many tips. It's like, I know I'm really cute, but you guys are such really hard work. I have to shave every day. The five o'clock shadow is insane. Look, it looks like it has like stubble. It does really look like a stubble. Because I was just
about to say it has to generate energy. But now that I see this stubble, I think it's not. This is always
right. It's just, it's so happy. It's 11. It's like, I'm 11 years fish past 40. I have to wax every single day or I look like this. But you know what, doesn't mean we can't make out. Get over here. Okay. Great time. Great time. It's just smile for cute fish. And I look at this sad one. This one's like, I'm so beautiful, but no one loves me. Well, there's all these like goldfish. Yeah. And then there's this gigantic red fish with, with watches all over it. And it's like, I just
want to fit in. Does it? Someone's like, there's a orange fish over there. Go to the orange fish. And it's like, God, I feel huge here. I just wish I had a peer group that respected me. Oh my God. The arms, the little goldfish is like, listen, you just have to find someone who loves you. You just need to find that one. Okay. You just need to find the gossiping. It's like, I'm got that. Hey, listen, you want to hear something about the orange fish? They're all orange.
She's a bitch. But the witch one. They're all orange. They're all orange. They're a bitch. I'm telling out. I really can't hear this right now. I'm just having a very rough day. I appreciate you trying to raise my spirits. But I don't know. I'm just working so hard on my body. I just can't quite get to my goals. No, why are you trying to share some gossip and you're not listening. I'm just
Leaving you now.
the lying down shark. A lie down shark. The lazy shark. This is the second time we're seeing the lazy shark. It's just sitting on. It's just sitting on the beach. It's like, ugh. Did you know
“what the, you know what? I think I want the lazy shark to get with the sad, beautiful fish. Because”
they're both like, what is life? They're both in just in a sad state. It's like, oh, God, it's always
such a rat race. Like a tuna race. I might be. Well, lazy shark's like, I'm going to eat you. It's like, well, you'd have to catch me first, wouldn't you? I would. I want just come down here and lay down. I would. Okay. Don't worry. I know it's dark, but I've got nightlights for eyes. So just come down here for legs. Oh, but aren't you? Aren't you afraid? I would just embarrass you down there. I mean, I'm really not meant to be there. I'll just stay here in the dark and I'll just pass the reflected
glory of all this beautiful little gold fish. Listen, I know you want me. I've got washed board gills. Okay. I've been working these gills out. Look at those washed board gills. You could literally do laundry on these. Why would you have it be interested in me? I don't even have a single go.
Do these spouts make me look fat? Do you want to have some gossip about the gold fish told me?
Okay. So then we go over to, oh, wow. This is this one. Right, right? You know, I can't really tell what it is. It looks like a ray, but it also kind of looks like it might be a weird shark or it's not just a triangle. It's not just in. It's like a sting raise. We're not just triangles. Yeah, they're changing it. They're like in the body positivity now. It's that. It's like weirdly shaped and look at has dots all the way around. It's real. I know. It's like pearls. Yeah, went to
Michaels. It's like eyes and it's, but it looks very concerned. It looks like it just walked in on the spear and setting things. It's like, um, today is off to a bad start. You guys, every party I'm invited to, that they're asking me to open the bottles. It is, I've just, I feel used. They're
feel so used. Guys, I thought we were dressing up today. I put on my little pearls. No. We're not doing
that. Harry's style of pearl faces. Oh, our Johnny. Hey, guys, I found the Brillo pad. We were looking for this right here. The, I cannot stress enough how much the pearl lining is a door like the pearl trim on this outfit. It's so cute. It's so cute. Also, he has real eyes. He doesn't have fish eyes. No, they're, they're very expressive. Yeah. It's like real human eyes. You know what? The pearl trims are reminds me of like a Chanel jacket. How it's like, you know, like has a, yeah. It's like the Jackie
of stingray. But I really want to know. I mean, it looks, so here's it for people who are only listening. God, God help you right now. But it's like, it's got the face of a stingray. It's here has that general body shape of a shark. But it also sort of has like a squid kind of look, but it's not a squid. I don't think it's a squid unless unless it's like a squid and we're just not seeing the back part of the squid. Because you know, squids have that triangular. No, really? No,
I don't think that's a squid. Is there? Do you think if I hold my phone up to it, I can, if I can, do you think that the phone will be able to identify this fish? I don't know. Okay, I take a picture. We're going to be. Okay, I'll tell you what's awkward about this fish. I mean, it was a good looking fish. It's unique. It's got pearl trim, but it does blow it to nose out of its eyes. Yeah. So that's just like, you've got high buggers and bugger buggers all in your eye.
“What the hell, bro? I kind of think it might be a squid. I think it might be a squid. We're just”
not seeing the whole squid. So we're just like, oh, like, I think it, I'm going to say squid. Okay. Let's go to the, oh my god. Jellyfish racing a yellow fish. Look at this. This is just tremendous. I told Ronnie, I said, Ronnie, because I watched this before. Ronnie, I said, Ronnie, there's going to be some jellyfish footage that you will not believe. This isn't credible. Look at that. They're just like two friends. Yeah. It's like frog in toad.
It's, you know, it's like when they're young. It's like going to swim or hear a movie where they were really young. They don't know their enemies yet. Yeah. And the jellyfish also, I love, you know, you see lots of different jellyfish on this show. And this jellyfish has, like, the tendrils are kind of like, um, the sort of confetti you find, like, inside of, like, a, like, a package you might get from the, in the mail. You know, sometimes you get, like, star from penis, but sometimes you
“get, like, those, like, I think it sounds like it's going to promenade got crimped.”
Good. I can go and found the crimper. The, the, uh, they're an odd yellow, the yellowfish, like, got on top of a piece of coral and how the person that said prom. Yeah. It's like, my man may not know how to use a crimper, but God, what a big brain. Look at that brain. It is huge. Do you think that maybe we might lose our virginity tonight? I don't know. You know what, we don't look like, normal couple, but we are both see through. So we've got that. I can see what you're thinking.
You can see what I've eaten all day. Should we do it like a special dance? I'm not your dress matches your eyes. Oh my God. Thank you. You look beautiful. I love how you did your hair today. Oh, sorry. You need to swim a little bit ahead of me. All right. Now we get to the person
Overseeing the prom.
you for Jesus to stand. Are you holding a flask? Are you, oh, no. Okay. Just gotta make sure
by the way, kids, we do have some non alcoholic punch over here and, uh, pretzels. So be sure to get your snacks. Do the little boy I saw in the mold this weekend? Yes, I was wearing lipstick. No,
“I'm not a taught. That's what adults do when they're not in school. By the way, I was actually”
a good fish at one point, but you know when you get older, you just lose your color. Oh my gosh, what is this? The crab. Look, no, it's a crab. Watch, watch it does little dance. The crab is like, the crab is at the prom and the crab doesn't, it's like too shy to dance. So the crab's like sitting at like in a chair doing like a little hand dance. It's good. It's like a little dude, the hand, baby. It's like dude, the hand, baby. Yeah, the crab's like I was watching
you dance out of what your eyes are pins. The crab loves this. The crabs are your little dance.
Or the crab is a type. The crab is also kind of giving like a 1960s secretary on a G. You're like, okay, I'm going to write this down. Mr. Mushnik says today, the flowers sales are through the roof. What else next? What's next? What's the next line? Diyata Asuka, two sea-thrued beans, dancing together. Love Asuka. Okay, now we go, what the fuck is this thing? That's, I think, an octopus.
“What? Why didn't you keep thinking everything's an octopus? Because at”
look at the way, like, octopuses are famous for being able to change their colors. And this has such just striking color clouds. This is like gold crust. It has a green eye. And then under it, it has like, what does that mean? This one's like, well, the other that strange squid sing Ray, things that we're going to Michael's, like, kind of got the glitter cannon out and went to down. Look at the thing. It's like a talking wiener on the inside. Yeah, that's it's like, it's
valve. Yeah. Yeah. And I like it with wearing a little hat. It's like, well, it's prompt time. So I thought I'd try on my new little beret. This had to do, this had to do problems in Europe, guys. Guys, I just want you to remember, I, I'm a problem. I did graduate. I still am wearing my graduation gown. The top of my head. But yeah, this is this is Bella and her dad used to work at Pepsi over in France. And so she's like, she's been like a year in France. Like, yeah, guys in France,
this is how you look at home. Like, a ball of farted again. Guys, it's my valve. It's just my valve. Bella's so annoying. She thinks she knows everything just because she's spent a year in France. Yeah, guys, so in France, it's like a really big thing to put on like, like a blue bottom, but then, like, a glitter top. And then a hat. Yeah, guys in France, everyone has valves. They're really in there.
“It's just, oh, you guys don't have orange highlights. Oh, sorry. That's what they do in France.”
This fish is so cute. It has the biggest eyes I've ever seen on a fish. I know. The eye is crazy. It looks like the back of this magnet that you put on the back of my phone. Yeah, but it's like allergic to gluten because like I read the eyes. It's not a dammit. There are only certain sandwiches at prom. How would it be? Okay, but I guess I really am allergic to gluten. This fish went stag to prom. This fish went like with everyone else. That's like part of like the
computer club. It's like, well, it would be nice to be asked to dance instead of being asked if I need backdrops. Do you think Jennifer love you? It knows who I am? I know Jenny Guides. I know Jenny Guides. Look at this one. This one's so extra. This is the teacher. Kids, kids. It's a lobster now. Looks like it's a spiny lobster. Yeah. Kids, kids. This room is off limits. Okay, you have to stay in the auditorium. This is a hot lobster, but also terrifying. It looks like a predator of lobsters. It looks like
has metal legs. It's giving some other differential energy. It looks like it's trying to get reception on the entire neighborhood's televisions for them. It definitely looks like a busy body. That's for sure. I mean, look how it's thinking out. It's like antenna or it's like, it's fun. Like it's like, hello. I'm gang all the news. It's like one of those contraptions you buy online. It's like good every channel on this antenna. You know, it did something fall on its head
because look, there's a whole other thing that's going from over here that's like fighting with another lobster. Oh, there's another lobster here. Oh, yeah. There's like another lobster that's like, can you give me some personal space? Okay, so they're like their horns are holding each other back. They're like, no, you go first. No, okay. No, you go. Oh, God. No, you go. Now, God. I'm trying to go. One of us has to cross this tree.
Hot lobsters. Just some generic fish. In Eric's basics. This one's cool. Yeah. I love that. There's always
they in one. There's always some fish that's trying to get away from the camera. This is the one that looks huge when you're looking straight at it. But then it swims away in Eric. Oh my God. It's all in the L. P. Once. This is like the equivalent of thigh gap per fish. Yeah.
Oh my God.
please do not shoot them under? It's like I haven't washed it. You're getting all my dirt stains.
“I just got off from the mines. I just crawled in from the from the beach. Can you give me a moment”
for this surf to wash away all the sand stains? Basics. Basics. Basics. Basics. I kind of like that. These are like the alt girls at the prom. They're like, they're like smoking in the bathroom and they like came all in black and they're like, we're such rebels, but we still came to prom anyway. I'm not earrings in super weird places. Yeah. Yeah. We got side burn earrings. And they're like wearing t-shirts for whole. Because like yeah, we love corny love. It's like
really cool on the 226. Yeah. We're in the garbage. There's just, there's just one just trying to hide.
That's like, you know, like, you know, there's always like that one family member that does not
want to be in the picture. They're like, oh, you know, you know, when like, you know, when you had a camcorder, like, you bust out the camcorder and like there'll be all the family members sitting around the table and you go from like, you just go from one to the next and the next and like, some of the waves are the camcorder. Like, hi, it's like the one person waves, one person waves, one person waves, and then you get to like that grandma or that ant or something
that's like, no, no, I don't want it beyond. You know, as if it's being broadcast across CBS,
“that's what this fish is doing. I think this fish is doing like, my mama was chubby, my sister was”
chubby, my daddy was chubby, don't you squish your face? Oh, yeah, he's like doing the face course. That's a cute fish. Yeah, that's not what I want to be seeing. He's got one patch of hair left on the front. It's like, just shave your head, uncle, just shave your head. If you don't want to be on camera while you hanging around the set, this is prom right here. Oh, now we're finally proms are all these different kinds of sharks from different schools. So like, yes,
we finally get to share our prom because we all go to small private schools. Yeah. Yeah, small private, like the boy's going to the girl's school, finally a prom. Yes, we got two sharks. It looks like there may be like a tune in there or something, there's like this red fish is like in the mix. Like there's all these fish getting them getting busy up here. Yeah. Yeah, that's it ends with
“sharks like getting along sharks from different neighborhoods. And I think that's what we need to take”
from this guys. Look, and even our like laying down shark, you can see because the, the, the girls, they got a washboard. Yes, I mean, love to an orange fish with blue spots. And now I'm alive. Fish or boy fish. Oh, this has been a fish report. Oh, okay. So Jason sits back down to read
some feedback cards. Oh, here it is. The primary mecha overall experience five stars. Daisy was amazing.
Are these common cards? The best common cards. Oh, damn, yeah, that's a conundrum. Absolutely. By the way, Alicia's stupid. She smells weird. And I don't want to fuck a marshmallow. I'm going to have to talk about that. Uh, or crew or crew tit needing okay, charter number three, been honestly a six course meal well done. Whoever's on night shift. I noticed pizza and stuff on the table. It's not acceptable. And I think you guys need to step up. So the total
tip of 28 days and dollars. And then, of course, he gives the helmet. Pizza out. She left pizza. And that brings crazy. That's insane. That's the easiest thing to clear. Just put the throw in the trap. Yeah, so I put I wanted people to eat it. He's like rats. Look, what the fuck put it away. I mean,
I get if you're, I don't get it. Could you, never go to sleep if you're a law single mind getting that
list and you get it done. And then you say I'm exhausted. I can't work today by something, but get your list on. So no, I don't get that. But even if even if you did a lot of this and then went to bed, but you didn't do any of it, you didn't do any of them. Yeah, this is crazy. So Jason gives the helmet to release him. And he's like, don't leave stuff out for the guests. Stop leaving things out like a little rant. Um, so Marcy, I'm glad it wasn't me again. I'm like, that's because you already have
a helmet. Yeah. So um, now it's going to be time to go out, but they have to do the boat. So this is where I've been. It's like, oh, babe, please, please, please, this, babe, is all right. Sweet tots, sweet tots saliva. All right, I'll give you a late day tomorrow. She's like, oh, all right, baby. Thank you. She's like, I guess, okay. And then we see him just pouring himself a gigantic glass of wine. And he calls Daisy, he's like, by the way, could on please take the guest call. It was up just echoed. I've had
like four hours of sleep last three nights of this guy take, I made a bubble bath and a lot. It's like, God, God damn it. So he goes, he gets himself into a robe pours a big glass of wine. And he is just like, what is the life of Riley? Is that what they call it? And Ellie is just like scrubbing this
Got it.
she got mad at me this weekend because I was standing like, she was like, why are you standing so
close to her? Why are you standing so close to her? Where at this concert? And I was like, I'm gay. I'm not trying to do anything. We're at a concert and people just push this up. Yeah, I got pushed up into into this person. She's like, but why you got to stand? I'm just saying you're standing awfully close to her. I was like, I'm gay and I agree. I don't want to be in someone's personal space because that means that they're in my personal space. I'm, I'm, I'm shoved into her right now. What
do you want me to do? Yeah, I want to fuck off, lady. But if it happened real Riley, I've been like, yes, you're the best icon, but like you're a fan of Riley. God, I'm supposed to you got it. Fake Riley. I won't hear it. Um, so Ben, uh, he is part of his wife. Ellie has there's a huge galley that's just a total mess. And I mean, she's just slaving away in there. Everyone else on the boat is done with their work. And she is still cleaning and cleaning and cleaning and cleaning and
cleaning and cleaning. And it just sucks for her. Like, it's just not right. I mean, if I were Ben, I would, like, you, but you better be paying for her dinner tonight. You better be doing something.
“Yeah, right. Right. Or you should just be helping out in the first place. Um, so everyone else has”
done for the day. And they just keep cutting between Ellie cleaning and Ben, like, making a
bubble bath with classical music playing and just luxuriating. And so Ellie finally goes to
bed and Daisy's getting ready to go out. And she's like, Oh, you know, I just see him and Ben, and I'm working us off. I see Ben and Path probe just walking up the door. So I've been cleaning up again on my entire, you know what? I'm being exploited. I'm being exploited. Cleaning part of the job. And we're one team and we work together. We work together equally hard. I'm already at my limits. Just managing all of his mood swings and for him to leave me and to work on my own instead of
being able to manage dinner this was a while. It's very close to pushing me over the edge. I'm doing my best for the main professional. Daisy's like, Oh, I can see yours. You're wearing Ben. I mean, I love it. It's very subtle. So I'm glad you can see it. It's like, I think I'm picking up here. I know. I might be wearing them. So I'm going to help Ben and his sleep. That's so bad. You know, you may be getting angry. So Alicia now just has this decides it's time to
go to her boyfriend. So she calls and he's like, Hello, she's hate harling. Just want to say that I love you. And I was thinking of you. He's like, that's very nice. And there are a few things that
“I should probably talk to you about in terms of what life is like on the boat. And stuff is like,”
what? Oh, no, no, nothing. It's just, I think, well, you know, because I'm quite flirty character.
And like, you know, I would ever, or would never ever do anything right. And it's like,
are you saying something? No, no, no, I'm just saying, you know, they know that if I float within, that we're just having like a quick banter. But like, you know, I'm just like nothing would ever happen. Just so you know, nothing would ever happen. It's like, I've been like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's like, well, sounds like you're saying stuff that not saying stuff. Like, no, but yeah, I'm not just trying to make it sound worse than it is. But you know, flare, flare, flare, fog, fog, fog, fog, or anything.
Up the nose, took it up the nose, had a weiner up my nose. But it's nothing serious, really. Just someone stuck their weiner in my ear and my nose took it in all my facial holes, except my mouth. It wasn't my mouth. Every other, no, no big deal. I'm just trying to say, he's like, uh, I'm just trying to really, I guess what I'm trying to say that's squashed every bit of like, anyone else's thought processes behind it. What are you saying? And generous listening to the whole
thing. It's like, oh my god, what's my listening to, Alicia straight up lying to her teeth? I feel kind of bad. The poor boy doesn't even know what he's doing, man. Then they go to the beach club and, uh, Mike and Eddie are like, oh, which is men, men with testosterone. Yeah, Mike's like, uh, I love a chase. Well, I'm good. I'm sure you do fucking weirdo, probably chasing people all the time. I'm sure you've got plenty of restraining
“orders against you. People like you don't need the chase. You need to learn how to, not keep,”
keep 30 feet behind. Yeah. So they're all sitting there at their big table and then men's like, LA comes sit with me, be away from those boys. It's almost like this thing, like, well, I know you cleaned up for me today. So your reward is that you get to sit next to me. I'm like, okay, great thanks. So Jason is on the yacht and he sees that Alicia has left the helmet there. Man, uh, you know, uh, uh, she should be fired for that. I've been patient all episode with her,
but this is to just be like, oh, yeah, I don't have to wear the helmet. No, yeah, your fired now. Yeah, like, like, I'm kind of done with her at this point. Yeah. So he, um, he, uh, he's like, not happy about that. And now Eddie and Jenna are sitting next to each other and that is like,
Do you like guys who wear rings?
Yeah, it's a big insecurity for me. You used to be my legs. You know, she's just like, oh,
they are what everybody wants to hear. Like the guys insecurities. I know, I hated my hands. You used to also hit my legs. Show glad I played rugby though. It's like shut up. You worst. Yeah,
“uh, I think she dodged a boat with this whole thing. And yeah, she's like, I hate my hands. It's”
a gamble when we're married. It's 20 years. You're not going to care. She's like, yeah, so she's like kind of warming up to him. So when he said he hated the times and boss, I like when boss. So she's feeding him spaghetti. And then at least he's like, well, I want to try your pizza. She's like, okay. And she's like, you know, it's better. Something like that. They're like they're like flirting. It's like this three way flirt with his food.
He's like eating some of like he starts flirting with Alicia right in front of Jenna and he starts eating some of her pizza. And Jenna's like, are you fucking getting mad? I didn't at least I should just bloody bother you to go. Like I said, what if I'm being fighting at that spot? And so she's like, whatever. So Jenna just gets up and goes to the other side of the table and sits down with like Ben and Joe or all of them and is like laughing and having a much better time. He's like, yeah, so sweet.
“You know, that you'll just so sweet shit. I love the beautiful right now. He's like, I saw that and”
Eddie's bummed now. He just doesn't get it. He's like, I'm just confused. And that's fun. You're fucking this up. You fucking up every time. Yeah. Just flirt with everybody at the table. Like,
I get it. You're desperate. Okay. And you never get this attention before. But you got, you got,
if you get attention from one person, save it. You greedy, you greedy, worse. Yeah, seriously. Why are you acting so surprised? So then Jason shows up and he's got the helmet and he's like, like, oh my god, look who it is. It is person whose genetics I might want to merge with if nothing work out with Joe. So then he's like, never in the history of the helmet. Has it ever been left behind? I mean, God, it's come on now. We'll be doing our second. Yeah, whatever. She doesn't just like
sorry, so he puts it on her head and leaves. And then they go, again, I would have fired her just to get it on there. So because also he had to go down to your stupid dinner place. Yeah. Then you know, he wants to be watching real housewives of Salt Lake City right now. He's obsessed. He watched one episode. So like everybody else, he's got to watch all the seasons now. Yeah, I have time for this. So now they all go off to a club and Ben Thinth with Jenna and Eddie is like, you know, alone
and Ben's like, after such a grave break up, well, I spent $50,000 a lot of what I did at the end. Oh, God. I've entered this season wanting all the void in some romance. And you know, that's going to be difficult for me. Be a romantic at heart, being someone who bobs in his chair, doing his interviews. But Jenna and I do have some chemistry for sure. And it's actually quite refreshing to be a valued by the opposite sex. I'm just getting my mojo about me.
Okay, so now Ben and Jenna are getting drinks, draws dancing with Daisy and he's like, "I'm so sweaty." He's like, "I'm so sweaty." He's like, "But I'm sweaty. No, I'm sweaty." No, I'm definitely sweaty or you're a pretty sweaty. You are pretty sweaty. Or as they say, in Zwetti, Zimwetti. So she's like, "The more time I spend with Swalt, the more he's more attractive." But you know, I've fallen off with my friends and I've got to do that because I start
losing friends because I fall in love and it's horrible and I break up and I only fall in a little bit terrible people. Which means it's terrible. Which means this has got to be toxic. I'm sweaty. I'm in. So Mike and Ellie are dancing and he's like, "You're a bad loser."
Which I hate that so much. I hate when guys say that to girls, "Oh, you're a bad news." Because it's always
you're the one who's the bad news. This is like, you're like, "War, telling NBC News, you're a bad news." No, you're the war. You're the problem here, okay? Yeah, and just it's just so, like, "Ooh, dirty girl." That's like, "That's like, girl." He's like, "Larry from three is company." Constantly. Like, some 70's gross guy, Polyester and Amar. Seriously. So, Ellie, Mike and Ann, they all get into their man's now. Betuel is not the only one who's set aside by the way. She's just
asleep back there. And so Mike is like, "Eady, Eddie, Eddie, you're going to go to South America. You can look all sexy with the fucking Latinos, right?" And that is, like, not new to the same as them South African girls. It's trying to flirt with Jenna and Jenna, because Jenna sitting in the back seems like, "Whatever." She's not drunk now. And he's like, "Well, I just said that in the benefit of you." And she goes, "No, let's say, "I'm not stupid." And at the same time at a,
“I know you're drunk and whatever. And I don't understand the part." And Mike's like, "But I think you”
like it. If you like it, it made to it." Like, let's just try and make it work. Try and make it work
For you and that is.
because Jenna had told me there was this episode of the last episode that there's zero chance for Eddie anymore. And he's like, "No, no, if you let that sort of into two things, whatever."
“So now he's like, "Now it's like, "No, I think you like Mike, like Eddie." And so Eddie is like,”
"Yeah, I was like, "Well, I like Jenna. That's me admitting it right now." And Jen was like, "You messaged my roommate." And I loved this moment for her, because Eddie is like, "Oh, but I was taking the pictures. Oh, you're taking the piss. Did you not say I dropped Jenna like it's heart in order to get with you?" He's like, "I didn't say that." She's like, "You didn't say it." He's like, "No, I didn't say it." I know the fucking words.
I read the text messages. Yeah, I'm like, "I read it. You don't." So they were cast because they were had a whole conversation about it and words to manipulate the whole of them, because she asked to lock sand, you're like, "Ah." And that's the fucking issue and you put me in the middle, and I'm not gonna ban about his revenge. I'm not gonna ban that. It's a shop. They're shopped, stupid. That was nice. That was good, because he's such an idiot. He's like,
“"What? I didn't even say that. I mean, thank you, man." You're not getting laid and get your little”
muppet friend to turn around too, because Mike's just like leaning over the sea. Yeah. How would you get to make this work? Turn around. And Eddie, like, doesn't even have, like, even a defining quality that would make, like, even embarking on a toxic relationship, like, this be worth it if that makes sense. Like, you know, like, if it's like a super, super
hot guy, I'm not saying I'm not, I'm never gonna advocate for someone to go into toxic relationship.
But I can imagine being like, "Yeah, but you know it's hot." So, well, back again, you were like, "Oh, it's a very funny thing." So, like, he doesn't, like, he doesn't even have anything, like, like, he doesn't have, like, the finding category that makes any of this worth it. And she's like, just get away from me. Like, I don't want to, like, no, you, not the one who drops me in a second. I drop you in a second. Like, what are you talking about? You are, like,
“you're, like, playing Mario and Super Mario Brothers, too. It's just, like, the boring character.”
We need the princess or Luigi. Yeah, boo, boo, boo, Eddie, boo. Well, fun episode, everybody. We will be back tomorrow with some, um, summer house. Summer house in, okay, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We'll talk to you later. Bye!
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