#3270 RHOBH S15E14 Part 1: The Masked Zinger

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Dolce and Walk about the streets of Florence and looking at let's look at dresses and more dresses and bags and glasses and dresses. Shopping y'all, it's shopping on Real Housewives, Beverly Hills, but we're doing it in Florence.

“It's all the same stories they always go to, but in Florence.”

It's like any American that travels. Oh my god, I can't wait to shop and Denver. Yeah, old Navy and Denver is so different. It's like so different here you guys. They have exclusive things.

They have more hoodies. Yeah. Well, I did hear that retail stores do stock a little bit differently. Oh yeah, because, you know, but like, um, I love how serious we got guys.

Wait, no hold on a second.

I was like, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah. You'll find a lot of more t-shirts with fish on them in Texas. And you will, but that being said, it's still like kind of like, don't you go on it there versus don't you go on a hero.

Okay, fine, um, but yeah, exciting times. I don't know, don't think I can get them up. Okay. I know to open this store for me.

“It's like really because there's a lot of strangers in this store.”

A lot of strangers. That's what strangers. Private. Okay, congrats to Natalie Fuller for, um, uh, interacting with the show in a way that caused someone to react in a light way.

So you, you finally made it, Natalie. You know, Natalie reminds me of somebody in an audience, like a watch or crap in his live audience when we go tour and we do live shows and stuff. And there's someone who's drunk and they're just like kind of enjoying the show or whatever, and then they start talking back to us and people get mad and they're

just like having a conversation with us.

But then the second we turn and we're like, excuse me, would you shut the

fuck up? They're like, why are you talking to me? They're like, you can hear me? I can't believe you can even hear, they're like looking around like, is he, is he talking to me?

Yes, I'm talking to you. And they're like, what? That's a matter of his luck. Like someone just realized who is there for the first time. And she's like, well, well, well, well, well, I thought this was on TV.

Yeah, she didn't realize she was actually being filmed this part of this show. So we're here in Florence, Florence, beautiful. We're in the, but the villa and there's, you know, everyone's getting ready. Erica is getting her glam done. What a shock.

And she's like, God, I look a little flinch though and those is choosing between two different outfits. She's going, you mean, you money, mo, catch a killie by the toe. Um, if you're all in a support and for the rest of us, life without a job, you mean, you might, oh, fuck, and I'm wearing this one.

I don't care, you know, money, most stupid bitch, I'm, I'm not listening to you. Never trust it. Game. Uh, Kyle's room, Kyle, uh, sudden, sudden luggage, luggage, luggage, her luggage has not arrived yet.

So Kyle is giving a sudden, a, egg, yolky, uh, yellow dress and she's like, I was like, oh, hold on one second. Let me take the price tag off. Okay. It's on, it's okay.

I'm not judging. And the producer, Kyle's like telling the producers, well, I mean, it's not one of my top two outfits. Maybe a backup. Kyle puts dresses in her purse or her luggage that are ugly.

Just in case someone needs one, because there is no way, Kyle was going to wear the dress. This dress is hate-yes. I feel like Kyle was like, let's set them off to a luggage, production, go get me the ugly of stress.

You can find them all pretend I brought it.

And you really do see the difference in quality when they're wearing something like that

compared to like the really expensive things because I didn't know that there was really that big of a difference. You know, I was like, close to close. Who cares? Yeah.

So that one has some LVs all over it. Why is that worth all the extra money? But it is. It looks different. Yeah.

Poport. What must we look like to these ladies, you know, they probably just look at us. And they're like, is bet-midler going to come by and clean that up off the side of the road? Cause that is trash.

We just looked like the ensemble from lamus, so the producer is like, like, we're just like so sudden.

“What's the brand that you're wearing that Kyle gave you and something goes, and I believe”

it's Salvation Army, but they spelled it Z-A-R-A-Zara.

She's trying to be okay with it, she's like, I'm like, it's Zara. She's not happy, but wasn't it just Rachel recently who did, who was wearing Zara? Rachel's like, Zara, they have like the stuff, it was like her sister Pamela, it was a Kyle. Kyle, see how it's called.

It's like, look at Zara, it's like, yeah, Zara has like great stuff sometimes, I would remember where it. Done. Done. For Zara.

Yeah. Speaking of which, Rachel and Dary are there in Rachel's room, and, you know, Rachel's sort of like, she's really mad, because Raj told Kyle, Kyle and Sky, that he has a girlfriend, and it was like, not supposed to happen. So Rachel is furious, but she can't do anything, because no one's woken up yet back

in America. Yeah.

Second Brelly hurt me to get the text from Kai Kai, in the middle of the night about his

dad introducing him to the girlfriend, but you know what, what if he's fine, like he could be fine. I don't want to jump on a plane on the way home, like that's stupid, like he could be fine. Maybe he's not fine.

I'll just jump to the Hamtons. I'll find him to his nanny, the Hamtons, everything's okay in Hamtons. Um, so she decides. She decides. Yes, she decides.

Yes. She's going to shop. She has shops, she drops. I'm so used to about this because weren't they talking about the girlfriend showing up when

“they were on their way to camp, like didn't they already know about the girlfriend?”

I'm sorry. I think they met her, but they didn't know that she was a girlfriend. Is that possible? Well, what did they think when Rachel kept saying her, her who's shut up, her, okay the son.

Guys, if you see her, and do you want to take a baseball bat and hit her like a pin-off, huh? Do that. What do they think she meant? Um, by the way, I'm not standing up for Roger.

I'm just confused about like what she's telling the kids and why they're so surprised that there's a girlfriend because I feel like we've seen them talk about the girlfriend, like five times on camera. But it's so sad when you hear it. He's like, I want it to go well.

Let me go. Well, let me go to the Hamtons. Yeah, I, um, we'll get to that. So, um, the vans arrive, uh, because they're going to go into town. Yeah, and they're going to shop.

And erase all the, all the drama from Raj. So Kyle, Kathy and Amanda get into a car and Kathy is like, well, you're in a Richard sandwich. Oh. So I did, um, Jeff Lewis yesterday, and I was on with MJ and MJ was really upset because

she had a story that she wanted to tell on the air and she didn't get to tell it. But she said that she went to this, uh, threads dinner at the other night. That by the way, thanks a lot, threads. Thanks a lot for the, for the non-invite. And she said that there was a waiter who had a tray, a full tray of espresso martinis.

And he spilled all of them on Kathy Hilton. Oh, no, someone has a photo or a video somewhere. Please, but the entire, by the way, sorry, MJ if I skipped your story that you told me. But like, I had to be told, I has to be told. And, um, yeah, I have, as she said, it was like all down Kathy's back.

It was just, I was like, oh, of all the people to spill on. That's the one, Kathy. Oh, no. It's, is not going to be going to the Kathy Hilton Christmas party. No, no, no, no.

“So, um, they're talking about dinner plans and Amanda's like, are you guys even able to?”

When dinner is good times, because like, anyway, when dinner is good times. Yeah, uh, for those who are wondering about Amanda's appetite update, there it is. Sometimes, I feel like an, uh, and sometimes I don't, I'm manifesting nouns. Carl and Kathy both eat more when they're stressed. And, uh, in the other car, Jennifer, I say, I still can't believe that's involved in tier

to share a room with Amanda, who I, why would she do that? And then in the Rachel son and Natalie van, Rachel's like, I can't wait to hear some stance on rooming with Amanda, and it's like, well, I came up to the room and to breakfast this morning, and she was on her laptop, tap in a way, on my pillow and we see footage.

wait to hear what son has to say.

“I was sure if you're in this van with us right now, does anyone know what's on this?”

I'm right here. Did you not hear me complain about the tapping on my pillow? Yeah, we see footage of Amanda being in bed, being like, "I'm in the pillow." Oh, maybe you'll just hear her and pillow, she won't mind. She does mind.

The squinty has, the squinty has. That's mind. How could you take someone's pillow? How could you take someone's pillow? How did you put their head on?

And you put your laptop on it? I mean, I'm sure it's like not that big of a deal, generally because it's a laptop. But like, son doesn't know what's on the bottom of your laptop. Use something else. Use your bag.

I actually thought that was so bad that she took her pillow off of Sutton's bed and choose it under a laptop. That's not. That's not right.

That just gave me anxiety.

Oh my god, I need to like moisturize like ties. I'm so sorry. So Sutton. I wanted to bring with Amanda, so I could get to know her. You know, like on a chill level, me, that's me, Sutton Brand.

She's like Sutton, Sutton is very familiar with things on a chill level. You know, not having to talk about a business or a manifestation, journaling. Instead, I'm stuck in a room with this woman, talking about the book. She's writing as she's writing it.

“I'm like, you know what, can't we just talk about like, how cute the Chloe file line is?”

And like, what we're going to buy? Like, come on, you know what I'm not going to do? I'm not going to listen to somebody, top and I'm not pilling. That's why I'm not going to do. I'm back to a Sutton's track.

We see glimmers of you. Yeah, Sutton, Sutton, Brown. Nice Sutton, Brown is being replaced by classic Sutton's track.

You work top and I'm not pillow.

So the groups, they, they are all like, oh my god, look at Florence. It's beautiful as we drive by as the de-reet is like, to Amanda. Last night, she said the whole thing about how she's so happy I brought up the cult. Because now she's staring at her new book. And she jumped in that matter of seconds.

Like, I'm going to spin it into my new book. And it's not honest. I am not buying it. I am absolutely not buying that she's going to turn this into a book. And I will write about it in my new book, Unburdened.

In my own dishonest book, I'm pretent. So now, I'm doing dishonest books. We've got Amanda talking about youth group like it's a cult. And then we've got Durinda. Well, I mean, I guess PK was a burden, but still, I cannot wait Durinda.

I can't wait to hear what Durid's book is like. And then, I realized they had a very glamorous restaurant in the airport and Florence. Cuts super cool, Subaru, Subaru, Durid. That's a lot. Like, let's stop talking about Subaru this week.

I've run up a couple of like 10 times. You mentioned it so many times. I did almost get some pizza in the Austin airport. I was like, why do I want, why am I craving pizza? Beyond the normal craving of pizza, of course.

I was like, oh, it's because Ronnie has mentioned Subaru like 15 times. I'm not talking about it. And you know what? Don't stop. But you know what?

Subaru was actually pretty decent drunk pizza. I have to say. Subaru, if you're looking for a sponsor, or if you're looking to be a sponsor, we will party. This is a barro, Ronnie Carrum, for Subaru.

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And I like the 75-year-old Goutham. On Indie.com, it's Goutham. It's Geltney, AGB. So the women get out of their vans and now everyone buckles up, it's going to be 30 minutes of walking around.

Don't worry, we're with Madeline and we're going to get some sexy because Madeline is here. Madeline Fuller, for those of you who don't know, is here on this cast. And she's like, I was thinking, we could go see David's Weener while we're here. I'm Madeline.

I'm sexy. I'm sexy and naughty. I just said, "Weener, of course, because I live all the bitch." God! So, thank you.

God is. They approached, they go to the Statue of David, which I didn't realize. I guess I did notice it. David was outside, but I also was like, I don't know. It looks so like, it was like up against the side of the wall.

I don't know. I just felt like it needed to, I thought it'd be a more prominent place. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I felt like there should have been like, I felt like David chose the wrong

I was like, really?

You chose House number two, but it's like, so you said you didn't want to be

close to all the traffic. Exactly. It doesn't meet any of your needs, David.

“So, once I think it was during Beverly Hills, we were talking about going to Italy”

and seeing the statues and walking away with the feeling of these are small Weener's, right? This is a 20-foot tall man, twice his Weener when inch. And we had this discussion, and then we got a lot of comments about it, and why that is. And they said it was considered really tacky back then to show a big Weener, so they made

them small. Like a big, a big dick was like low class or something. That's crazy. I wonder, it's crazy. It's just pissed off about that.

Or if he was like, oh yeah, that's my tiny Weener on my classy David. Society norms are awful sometimes. You know, I think I also told, but I think when we're talking about this, I talked about how I went to the British Museum in London and they have a David replica, and it's enormous and hot as fuck. Because I walked in from behind, and so I didn't even know it was a David replica.

All I saw was like a giant foot in the most beautiful cat I've ever seen.

I was like, this is calf goals right here. Of course, it was like, you know, it was so hot. And then there was like this butt, beautiful back. I was like, wow, and I turned around. I guess what, it's David. I was like, oh, now I understand why David is like a thing because

like you see this attitude. It's like a hot statue. Good for him. Yeah, the wife so many people are named David. Every parent is like, I want a kid with a body like that. My hell be a rule of the world. Well, I, um, well, what was interesting is that when I saw that replica, and it's like an old

replica, it's like Louis, like 900 AD. Um, but I saw this replica and it's from my right. Yeah, and when I was, I was reading actually the plaque about it. It was so play outside. But one thing that was so interesting that I didn't, when I, when I looked at the plaque,

um, one thing that I was so, what was fascinating to me is that Michelangelo, when he made it, she was like, I want the patrons of, of Florence of the Renaissance to make sure they noticed the cum gutters. So it's so funny that Erica really picked up on that because that was a part of the design. Yeah, it is the real art, the real art efficient out on here.

She's like, oh, yeah, everybody knows the cum gutters.

I was like, only, only someone who dates like thin men would say that because like to anybody trouble your cum gutters your belly button and it's disgusting. So we don't brag about it. Um, so both is like, I'm sorry. What did you say? Like the cum gutters come out, look at the cum gutters.

And so, but they're all trying to figure it out.

“And post is like, come again, come, got, uh, what does the cum gutter?”

And the reads, like, what is the cum gutter exactly? Oh, come, run day here. Which is the time for cum gutters. I know what the cum spotter is. That's a pique. He goes, oh, oh, oh, and you wait.

Well, it blew, blew, sort of short spot unburdened. I'm unburdened. That's the point. I know about eight gutters as in pique, eight something out of the gutter. Um, Jennifer says, yeah, the penis and Amanda's like, does that mean, like, pubes? By the way, what is, why would you everything pubes or cum gutters?

Even if you don't know what a cum gutter is, what, what? She's just, she's awful. Coffee ball as a boss. Did you? I ever heard I did cum gutters.

I did, yeah, yeah. It's, it's, I think. I don't think it's like me. See, blah, but I'm not goodness. I, I definitely don't have a cum gutter though.

Or I don't have two. No, I said you date a thin person. Oh, I think I said I'm a thin person. I was like, I know, I said, what? What you are a thin person, but you're not a cum gutter.

It's a person. You're not like, I don't have any. You don't want to know. You don't work out to that degree. But you're, you're thin.

You're very good looking. I'm not saying you're ugly.

“I'm just saying you date like a very built man, you know?”

Yes. Pride imagine. Have some kind of witness. I have witnessed them, but I have yet to actually have my own. It's like seeing a sports car.

Um, not that I want to do. But, um, it's been like a very fancy Kia. I was like, that's, that's something to aspire to. I have like, some people have some people have washboard abs and I have a laundry bag. So I feel like we go together.

I have a whirlpool. I don't need to washboard. I've got a whirlpool machine right there. And it is constantly swirling. So Erica says, come, go, go, go, go.

Those muscles right there, baby. The cum comes out and comes back. The gutter goes down the gutters because those muscles will deep. What are the odds that like before Erica went out, she was in glam. And she's like, yeah, we're going to go see the statue of David.

And then the her makeup artist was like, Oh, my God. He's got, I'm gotters. Oh, my God. What the fuck are you talking about? You know, when you jerk off on yourself with a cum guys right down

that's gotters, bitch. Look at him. I'm going to use that. Yeah. There is personality comes from sitting gay guy.

So up Mikey. This is Mikey. Uh, who we haven't seen, right? Have we seen Mikey? Yeah.

Where's Mikey? Free Mikey. Literally. That's why it doesn't pay him anymore.

He's like free Mikey. He filled down a well. There's some dog. He's trying to save him.

He's like, what are you saying, dog?

Mikey filled down a well. He's having sex down there. Don't bother him. Ooh.

“So we go to satin and she's like, I don't know that word.”

And I've been trained by him. I'm a whole lot. So I've heard that one. Sorry. Son, you've not been trained by gay men.

We'll tell you that right now. There's no, I think she meant ballet. Right. Oh, that's true. Mers.

Mersh. Cathy says. Mersh will come soon. Didn't have the same does it. Mersh is in the com gutter.

Uh, Cathy said, did you see his hands in feet? The size. Wow. Right. It's like.

Yeah. I mean, um, uh, just think of those warm hands. And those big giant feet like the jolly green giant. But life very white. Jolly white giant.

A nice draw on the bridge with David. That would be nice in putting you on a shoulders. Feeling the breeze in the water.

“But I'm putting you on a shoulders where you're.”

What do you like? Seven. Feeling the breeze water trickling down your thighs down to your knees. Your feet are wet. Oh, the lies that you back.

All right. Bridge. Sorry. It's those feet are wet. That's the martini's on you.

Yeah. Your feet are wet because David crashed into a waiter, carrying a tray of espresso marching his. As it's drawn to shoulders,

your feet are the things that hit the martini's first.

Oh, my gosh. So I did trip over as big feet. So Jennifer. Um, so anyway, so now they're walking around, you know, all pondering come gutters.

Those we all are. And they see these handcrafted Pinocchio figurines. And Kathy's like, look at the Pinocchio's. Oh, and it's on Pinocchio's. And then we see plague doctor masks.

But I can Italy. It's like the. They really, they're very.

“You know, the good, let the good times roll.”

Okay. It's a, there's a masks that are like. Mass rate mask, but has the long nose. Like, a wooden pattern nose that comes forward. You know that you see it like all those yesterday balls.

I love the Italy. It's like, oh, enjoy your time and gorgeous Italy. Remember the plague? Okay. Chanel's that one.

Remember the plague.

It's kind of slim and as the visual Italian towards me.

I used to be, I used to do came shows here. Remember the plague? That's what the game shows called. P. It's for the way you play with me.

- He, line, out the way and out. (laughs) - You just started the word. - I'm sorry, I called you a pedophile. - No, the way and it's a different song. - So then Amanda is telling us what the actual, oh,

so, Natalie's like, yeah, I mean, look at those masks. I mean, who would be Arpanokeo and Boscos? - Amanda. (laughs) - Which is rude. - That's so shitty, and she's sailing right next to Amanda.

You know, so it was kind of one of those, like, ha ha, ha, maybe Amanda probably heard me call up in Okiyo. - I'm surprised that came out of Boscos, because I'd like Boscos, like, no nonsense. Call it like it is type thing, but I don't think I've ever

known her to be just, like, kind of mean girling somebody. - I thought that was not a character, I thought. - I thought it was fine. It was shade. - She gave some shade.

- I thought it was-- - They all give shade. - I was just trying to see here something like that from Boscos, 'cause she seems like above it. I was happy, I was happy to hear what she does. - And there was, it's so funny, 'cause I wasn't like--

- Oh, I'm riding you at a merit. - I laughed, I was just surprised, it was from her. If it was from, like, Sutton, or Doreat, or literally anybody else, I would have been like, "Oh, whatever, some light shade."

But coming from Boscos, I was like, "Oh, my God, I thought-- - I was impressed, about it." - I was proud of her, because I feel like Bos-- like, in her confessional, she can be a little bit of, like, she shows potential for being a shade assassin.

So I was happy for her to have a shady moment. And I love that this stupid little comment, but like, who would be up in Tokyo in the group? - Amanda is like now gonna be a thing and it turns into thing at the end of the episode.

And it's just so funny that literally, you know, there's been a lot of talk about Miami being put on pause while Beverly Hills goes forward. You have one show where you have Adriana saying, "She had sex with a Haitian mortician

"and had to give him a coffee maker "forgot about that bitch." - You haven't been to me, you miss my pussy. - Yeah, you have a show like Salt Lake City that's like, your husband has one foot in the grave

and the other foot on a banana peel. And then it's like, people like say, like, they just go for the jugular, right? And then in this show, it's like, "Who would be like a Pinocchio?"

- Amanda, it's like, whoa, it's the biggest controversy of the year. It's just crazy, you know? - Amanda's like, what the fuck? I'm like right here, I'm like right here.

Okay, well you are right there, so why don't you turn around and say, what would you say, I'm Pinocchio with the fuck?

- I said it running the pile and like getting a script

to go carry forward and making it a huge thing.

“Like, what do you five just turn around and say something?”

- Well, just what you thought there might be something happening this time to go shopping. So they're gonna split up guys because a sudden and bows and Jennifer are gonna go to Dukjay. I could only get us three spots

and to Dukjay, so it'll be just us because if Dukjay and Gabbana, if there's one thing Dukjay and Gabbana is known for, it's that they don't like accommodating several famous people, only three at a time.

- Yeah, it's like a mess. - Sure said, you're only allowed to bring in three 'cause we need to split up the groups that we can, you guys can talk to you about each other and then come back together and share notes and get mad.

- Yeah, so Jennifer is like, "We can get you new clothes, that's tense "and since your suitcase hasn't arrived." - And so they go into shop for new clothes for her and a certain's like, well, both has picked on my clothes

before, so I would bring her into my later and see if she has the balls to make fun of my clothes

“in front of Dukjay, that's what I call up, we're friends.”

And a flashback to watch what happens live in case the audience who's very invested in this situation want to know, did those really make fun of sudden, including, it's like, I mean, no shade, but if she got her fashion together,

home, go, it would be, pop, pop, pop, pop. So then Andy's like, wow. So now we go back to Jolchink Abana and they are greeted by another Stefano 'cause apparently they are going to meet people named Stefano

and then they guess what is time to shop, Jennifer's like, "Where did you see something that I like?" - So she disappears, Stefano's like, "You're on Jolchink Abana, can I get you guys something flash?" So Dukjaying, and so I would love something very stringed

that I'll be lovely as someone who had her pillow tucked on, I need a refreshment to drink away the memory of that vicious image. - Now, I've known Dukjaying, Angabana, for gosh, over 10 years now, and of course they're gonna open up their doors

for me because the frames would do, the frames would do. They're not your friends, you're rich, okay? - They're sponges. - They are sponges. - They're probably just gay guys named Stefano

who put on wigs the second they see you coming.

- They're gonna have to note your masks. - They are the friends, they are gross, okay? - And you're a rich lady. So Bose is Bose tells us, wow, the expectation is that just spend as much money as they would have made

if their doors were open that day. So Kuching, Kuching, baby. So Champagne shows up and they're drinking and, you know, now the other group of shoppers, which is Rachel Kyle, Erica Doreatt, Amanda Cathy,

Natalie, they go to other stores, oh my God, Antonio Maras, and oh my God, look at this clothing. And Amanda is like, this is a cute set. Oh yeah, that could work. It's just browsing.

- That's browsing, it's nice, it's beautiful, beautiful clothing. - So back at Skitchie, is that column? - So Jennifer is picking up a leopard print I heal. And she's like, oh, this she's snarles.

This she's like a shield, but it goes like this. - Okay, so she's picking out dresses and she's like, I'm gonna whisper you my size, step out of, I'm gonna whisper, okay, yeah, and it probably size up it too as well.

- And then the other store, Rachel's trying on the jacket, she's like, this jacket is life. I came out of my mother's stomach wearing this dress. I'm wearing this dress, this jacket out of my mother's room. I was like, I've arrived, I'm like dead.

I'm dead, I cannot believe this. Look how chic I look, mother, I like, I can't, I live here now, I live here in the hospital,

I live here, I love it, I'm never going back.

- By the way, she looks insane. And this thing that she's wearing, it's a black calf tan with fur all over, not fur feathers all over it, and like big, like pasted on flowers, the front,

she looks like a five-year-old dressed like her mom's funeral outfit, she looks cranky. - I enjoyed it, firstly, I just thought it was, I enjoyed it, looking kind of crazy, but that's what the matters most is,

“it did Rachel enjoy it, and I think she did,”

and Rachel was like, my shopping process, anywhere is gonna be the same, go hard and fast. - Now, shut up, I have this thing when I'm in Europe, which is that, like, God, it's so much better than Beverly Hills, but also, money is like, not real,

like, actually, like, actually, like, it doesn't count, if I spend money over here, because it's in euros, right? - Yeah, so, then Daryt is talking about a bag, baggy days out that she wants, and Rachel's like, love it, you know what?

I love you in some months where, so, do it. You can do it better than Kyle, Kyle tries, though, she tries. - And Kyle's like, to thought of shopping in Florence, oh my god, it like gets me, I love shopping, I can shop anywhere, I love shopping.

- I can shop in Florence, and I can shop in Milan,

like, I just could shop anywhere. I love it so much, oh, and God, now they leave, it's time to go somewhere else, it's like Louis Vuitton, but take over there, I'm still processing, by the way, I'm still processing what you told me

the store, Amanda, 15 minutes earlier. - These were there, these masks hanging on one of them, America, Kiyas, and Bose said, look, it's Amanda, the mask, the mask is Amanda. - Shut up, oh my God, this is like one of the most

vicious things that anyone could ever say, we should probably have a confrontation about this later on, the opposite. - I know a little shop, right? Who did she who exactly is she say that to?

“And I'm saying, "Uh, I think Erica was standing right there,”

and I think Natalie, you weren't standing right there, right?" And Natalie's like, "Uh, what?" - Did you hear Bose when she saw mask, and she said, "Look, it's Amanda."

- She was, I did see that, yes.

- So I heard it right, she was, yes. - Wait, Natalie? - Wait, stop, stop, wait, she saw mask, and she said, look, there's Amanda, it's not what you heard, she goes, "Well, I mean, she was joking."

Yeah, she was joking, I heard her joking. Natalie was just called upon at the meeting, or on the Zoom, and she was just checking her phone, she was just like, just like, just like, Twitter. And she's like, "Uh, yes, I did see that.

There was a joke. What are we talking about? Again, come gutters." So Natalie's like, "Yeah, I do think it was, I, I think, I mean, I was like, it was just a joke,

but I, like, it wasn't a nice joke." And it was insinuating that I'm fake. And that was like, but I do think it was just a joke. 'Cause you can tell Natalie also cannot stand Amanda, 'cause she's like, "Uh, you're not gonna make me,

"like, turn against Beau's, so I like, "okay, like, it was a joke, get over it." - Well, I'm also like holding off that it. So she's like, part of her most have been thinking, "Well, aren't you mad at me?

"I'll have to, the joke." Like, "Why is it your house?" - Oh, I was calling for Beau's. I'm not mean, like, we were making fun of you together. It was a team thing, but Natalie's just like,

"Uh-huh, well, I do think it was just a joke." And so Kyle turns her whole body, and she's like, "There's no way you can spend that "in the big, funny joke." I mean, come on. - Natalie, you can.

Little, you can. Also, Kyle, who, when Kyle does make, by the way, Kyle makes these kind of jokes all the time. Like, how many times, per season, does Kyle make a shady little joke,

where she would be the one, but like, it's Amanda. And then she will actually, when she gets called out on it, she will often be like, "It's a joke." I mean, come on.

Well, we can't joke anymore. Sorry about that. Like, this is, and by the way, I would also like to add, that this is so much lighter than what Kyle said about Rachel Zoe

in the Hampton saying, "Well, you know what? "Like, you know, she wonders why her marriage "and worked out when she cheated on Raj "before her wedding day and she will go on the reunion "when she gets called out about them."

I'm like, "It was just a joke. "What's the big deal?" So, like, for Kyle, like, there's no way you could ever spend that into being a funny joke. I'm like, this was not like about 9/11.

Okay, this is, it was a joke. - Oh, wow. - Wow, wow. - I'm saying something that you two soon still. - Something you cannot spend into a joke very easily. - Yeah, and Natalie's like, "Well, I'm not trying to spend

"anything." She's like, "Well, I'm saying, you can say it's a joke "but that was not meant to be nice," Natalie. - And she's like, "Well, I'm just saying that I heard it." - But if someone said that about me,

my feelings would be really hard. Like, that would've really hurt my feelings.

“- It's like, "You know, I think there's a slight nail”

"that I love spending because I know it's showing up "of emotion, well, like, I just see it as me being "amotionally regulated and calm." - And Natalie goes, "Well, why do you think people say that?" - She was like, "I love what she said that."

- Natalie's still sucking out her, like, "Oh, why do I have to shoot with her?" Isn't it bad enough? I'm just like a friend of and getting nothing to do on this show? - Yeah, and like Natalie clearly does not like this girl.

I'm just like, "Well, so why do you think people say "that all the time?"

She's like, "Well, I've never heard it before this in my life."

I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause it's being set behind your back." Okay, it's a cause, like, I don't know if this is coming out because it's a read doesn't like Amanda, but it feels really juvenile and mean. I'm like, "Okay, Kyle, Kyle, who is often the icon

"of maturity in this group." - I mean, look, I don't disagree that I thought it was mean too, but I just don't understand why Amanda didn't just turn during a-- - Yeah, I wasn't nice.

- Yeah, I wasn't nice. - Yeah, I wasn't nice. - You know, my own Florence. You know, or something, like she should have said something,

“like, to take it to Kyle is so weak, I think.”

- Yeah, I can Kyle to act like her regulator and her enforcer is really stupid. It's not even your business, Kyle, and you don't want to go up against both, 'cause both is not afraid of your ass,

so I would just back right down Kyle. - Yeah, I'm not saying it was nice.

it wasn't the worst thing in the world. It was, it was, it was,

“run of the mill shadingists that you'd get on a real house”

live show, and Amanda should have just been like, what the fuck? Like, is that she should have said what the fuck? And I'll say, even if she processes it later, and it's like, you know what?

Obviously, about that, and it actually upset me, then the way you say, as you know what, that was kind of fucked up, and I'm gonna say something to her about her, 'cause that's like fucked up, not like,

why wouldn't she see that, like it's like, why? Like, I'm not fake, it's like, oh my God. - Gotta be gotta go, be a victim, go cry to mono, and let me all take care of it. ♪ I'm the truth, here comes one right now ♪

- I'm Teresa, and my experience in all entrepreneurs, start a choppy fight against you.

I'm sure the first day of the show will be over.

And the fight will make me no problem. I have a lot of problems, but the fight is not one of them. I feel that the choppy fight will continue to continue.

Everything is super interesting and unique. And the fact that I can't get on the other side is that I can't get on the other side. For all of them, in Vax, to me. - Now let's test the choppy fight, point D.E.

- So then we go back to Dolce. Of course, well, not before a crowd's like, I can't believe she's done that. You're gonna say something to her, right? You're gonna say it 'cause that's all crowd does.

By the way, we got quite a few comments last week of people who were like, I cannot believe you didn't talk about the leaf on the crowd's buzz. (laughs) - I didn't see it last time, but I saw it this time,

and it previously is,

I just thought it was plenty car was walking away

from that scene. - You got Mickey Cata down on, while she had like a little tail in between her butt. - Her butt. - It's like a little leafy thing.

Lea has been acknowledged. Now we go back to Dolce and Gabana. And now, guess what, Jennifer and Bose are both wearing purple princesses and Jennifer says.

- When I mean Dolce and Gabana, I'm so happy. Like the world is full of possibility. (laughs) - You walk in an ordinary girl

and you walk out with the bags and the bags. - That's stuff! - That will make you more glamorous, my Italian type woman. - And so she's just having the time of her life.

- Then yes.

- They all leave their spending thousands of dollars

or whatever. And then, Doreet is in a new outfit. Doreet's just one of those people who will walk out wearing the outfit. I need to wash something.

I can't be just wearing your old Navy smell. Do you think rich, rich people close smell better when you buy them? Like are they pre-washed? - Yes, perfume, or what?

- Maybe I also, I mean, I don't often walk out wearing the clothing I just bought, but I've done it before because you like this looks so good. I just need to be wearing this right now.

- You tell, I get it. You'll have been shopping with you where you will buy something and put it on. And I just don't, I don't know, it smells so weird to me, I can't do it.

“- I think, yeah, I don't, I'm kind of like,”

hey, world, do you want to see me wearing a shirt that has a crease going, a vertical crease going to, I'm from my shoulder, it's in my waist. It's happening, because I'm wearing this right now. - I wonder if it's like an old Navy specific smell

that I can't wear. Because I did go to my version of Dolce and Gapana Banana Republic, yes, babe. To me, they're so fancy now, banana republic. They're like, would you have a $200 shirt?

- Not really, are you fucking crazy, your banana republic? - But you've been in us? - You've been in us? - Are you bananas? - Come on.

- Are you bananas, I just didn't hear you. So yeah, so anyway, I bought this nice shirt in there and I was like, I can wear this, it doesn't even stink. And then it got me thinking, is it because it was more expensive? - Makes it, actually, I'm not, guys, jump on that one.

- Yeah, but by the way, banana republic is so cute right now. We used to be like, it went through this like 15 year period, it was just like, stuff you'd wear to the office. And now they have the cutest stuff,

whatever they're doing, and they are keep doing it. And banana and sparrows, if you've been out of, you can join, get in line behind sparrows, to be the sponsor of this podcast, people.

“- I was like, why does this spmanor of public shirts?”

Smell like sparrows, I'm eating a sparrows. Okay. - You're like, you're just, you just have a pizza pizza pizza on your shirt. - So, okay, but hey, guys, Dorit is, they're like waiting

for Dorit, 'cause she's, she's not only checking out, but she's like talking to the person at the front, and she's, and they're like, come on, Dorit, we only have what I wanna hurry up, Dorit, come on, and that comes going down the gutter.

- I'm literally peeing, I'm peeing right now. - Hold on, I'm talking to my new friend. - Oh, but you're Dolce Vita, what's Uncle Song? (laughs) I really enjoy shopping. It's entertaining, it's like leisure, it's my exercise.

I mean, I love it, I want to take my time. Gee, I love looking at pretty things and saying,

- We'll make credit card work, wound my credit card work.

“- So, then, Erica is just getting pissed off,”

and she's standing by the door, I'm like, I take a big shit, I'm gonna walk away, I've gotta just walk up, fuck away from fucking the week. Just go, why are you standing there, it's so weird. So, Dorit spends $3,868 yesterday, y'all stop.

And, Erica's like, "Oh, God, Jesus Christ!" So, Kathy's like, "I'm just gonna go out and walk on my own." Okay, bye, bye, bye. - This just in a 501/50 has been called on Dorit for spending $3,000 at the,

in Italy, oh my God, she's lost her mind. - She's mad. - She's mad. - She's mad, I'm like really concerned. That she paid as much money for her clothing, as blew the rest of the cast,

it for all the things that they bought. - Oh, um, so, uh, they are, uh, Erica, like, almost falls over, but she doesn't. But we didn't talk about the fight, that Erica has her hair like in them up to,

and she's wearing this leopard.

She's basically like, in--

- I was just before Rina found passion. - Yeah, put the picture up. - Erica's like, it's almost like, uh, well, someone very soon thinks that she's, that's 100 per man. - Oh God, that's done.

- Bon appétit. - Absolutely fabulous. And what thousand per cent? - That's very Erica, to be like, "I'm gonna put a gay icon moment." - Like, no.

But she did look great, but it was very patty-stoned, but patty-stoned is famously model-off. - Ivana Trump. - Yeah, it all comes together. - So, Dorit and Rachel are--

- Hey, guys, we got a host of mine, right? - Dorit and Rachel finally leave the store, and we're just like, by the way, Dorit, highest called earlier, flashback. And we see that, um, highest is on the phone, Rachel,

and she's like, "Hi, are you okay?"

She's like, "No, oh my God, hi, go to the mountains.

“If you need to go to the mountains, go to the mountains.”

You need to go to the mountains, guys. Get into the mountains, stop. Oh my God, I love it. (laughs) I know that her parents live out there, but there is also so Rachel's gonna be like,

"Oh, my family's in crisis. I just send them to the mountains." (laughs) - I know when I was a little kid, and didn't want to stay in school, I'd go to the nurse, and then I'd call crying, I'd be like, "I'm sick."

And then I would go to my city's house, my grandma, and then I would play cards all day with her and her two sisters, Georgia and Louisa, and watch another world and days of our lives.

So that's what I got to do. I could imagine going to the nurse near mom being like, "Oh my God, you're sick." Okay, I'm spending special forces in there, taking you to the mountains.

(laughs) - Okay, everyone, we're gonna need to have an emergency landing. Please clear the runway. Kai, that's just coming to the mountains.

He needs to be there. He needs to be restored. Okay, thanks. He's gonna go to Common Grants. By the way, did you speak of your city, et cetera?

“Did you see that we got an email from the canastagai?”

- What? What's a canastagai? - Did you not see this? I thought I forwarded it to you. - No, and do you know I have canastag tonight

with my mom's friends? - If you've been out there, I'll be out. - I'm telling you about this right now. So when we did our Amazon live a few weeks ago, you highlighted a canastagai set.

'Cause we were talking about-- - Yeah, and how it's important, you're family? The inventor of that canastagai site and sent us an email and he was like, you know what?

I love this clip, you guys cracked me up and I invented this canastagai for my grandma or my mother or something like that. Like I did it for her and like so. Like it means a lot.

The point is, like the president of canastagai reached out and he like you should respond to him. - Oh my gosh, the president of canastagai deluxe game set. - Yeah, the canastagai.

Mr. Canastagai called, and he's-- - Oh my God, I'm writing him back, right now. Ramon Gonzalez, founder, Ramon Gonzalez, get out of my dreams and into my car. Okay.

- As a gamer, I'm so happy for you right now that Mr. Canastagai reached out to you. And you better brag about it tonight at canastagai. Hey, hey mom, just want you to know. I know that guy who made this canastagai.

(laughs) The power of media, you know? So, well, yeah, so Sutton may know Dolce and Gabbana or we know a guy who made a canastagai. - Yeah, you know what?

We can get canastagai because we've been friends for years. That's what friends do for each other. - Ah, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna play canastagai. - Oh my God.

- Someone sends Skye to the Hamtons. This is too much. This is like too much drama for him. Send to the Hamtons. Get him safe, get take him to the safe place.

- Hi, bro. I just saw this. I'm so excited, send it over my mom will die. - Thanks so much for now. - I'm a side myself.

- I'm just writing him. - I've lost Rachel. - Rachel's like whoever we're impersonating,

to read voice by G.

- Did you think that I would just roll over

because you have a canastagets? You know, for me playing cards is more than just accepting a free canastagets. It's about looking at the cards. Touching the cards.

Enjoying the cards. Sicking should I pay the cards? And I've not paid the card. It's a lot more than that. - Hey, where am I?

I just saw you email about canastagai. Thank you for attaching your picture. Love the come goddess. You wanna get canastagai with me? Ooh, have a less talk about canastag.

More talk about come nasty. How, yeah, have a less talk. (laughing) - Hot remote. That was like one of the like,

that was actually like a really mean thing to send over. And like, do you think you're gonna like talk to like

bows about your canastagets?

Because like, I think you should. (laughing) - All right, so back to the show. To read and Rachel are walking along together. And Rachel's like, honestly,

most of the right over here was a thing. 'Cause something was like on fire. She was weird with me because she thinks you and I are so close. So we see evidence of this.

Three hours earlier in the van. When Rachel is talking to read on the phone and something's like, well, you know, I think that the rate can be released of her separation anxiety for about 30 minutes.

“Okay, where do you remember she can be without you?”

For about 30 minutes or for life. Okay. - Yeah, you know, Rachel does not respond well. Like, basically, like, to read is a little sort of like kisses, Rachel's ass.

And something is basically like, like, whatever, like, like, like, it sounds basically mocking the fact that Rachel has like a kiss ass. And like, Rachel's gonna take care of kisses asses.

Like, she's gonna take care of her people, right? And so she's like, don't come for to reach, right? Because like, that's what it is. And I just think it's so fast. I find rate to the way Rachel operates in this group

to be fascinating. Because I, excuse me, I've really grown to enjoy Rachel on the show. I think she's doing a really good job in like a very low key way.

But she is a cool girl. And I'm not saying she's a mean girl, but she is a cool girl. And it's interesting how she gravitate towards other cool girls and create separation from the non-cool girls.

And there's like, one of Sun's issues over the past several years

is that she's always wanted to be in with the cool girls.

But she never can quite get there. And there's just, she puts out an energy and obviously Rachel has picked up on it. Yet another person has picked up on it where Rachel's like, yeah, Sun's cool.

She's not going to have to swim me. And like now she's creating separation with Sun and now all of a sudden, you know? She's like, I shouldn't have to justify my relationship with you. I mean, this is another one.

I was like, that wasn't really a big deal.

“I think she wasn't as a fuckin' to reach.”

She's calling you every two seconds. So to reach, like, well, set in to the same thing last year. She was jealous, they booze and I would be coming fooms. And Rachel was like, well, I can't do, like, petty, mingrel shit.

That's what you're doing right now. Sun made like one little comment. I mean, it's like, there's so many little comments in this episode that are like, getting huge, but that's Beverly Hills, right?

So Rachel was like, yeah, it was a thing. But also the cult thing, like Sun has a problem with you Googling and digging up someone's past. But like, that was Rachel's thing, though, wasn't Rachel earlier in a season, like,

I don't like, I don't like, look up people. Am I crazy, didn't she say that earlier in the season to us, like, right? Am I crazy? Am I crazy?

- I don't know, I don't remember. So, you're like, I fall around and they come gutter right now. I can't tell. So two and a half hours earlier in the van. Sun is talking to Natalie and Rachel,

and it doesn't seem like you're really listening to her as, you know, is usual with sudden. And so it's like, well, this morning, Kalana, talk to Amanda and Dree. And, you know, she was digging up this cool information.

And we were like, are you bothered by this? - Oh, Sutton, why are you, why, why are you doing this? - None of this has anything to do with you Sutton, get alive. - Well, but no, but yes, but like, I think Sun's just telling a story of like,

Amanda has to stop being so passive and win-be and simply ruining and passive aggressive. And just like, with people, if like, people upset, you stand up for yourself.

“Like, that's what I think Sutton was trying to say here,”

but Rachel's takeaway was like, wow, Sutton doesn't like that you looked up shit on Amanda. And I'm like, I don't think that's what Sutton was really expressing in that moment, right? - Yeah, I think she was.

She was like, oh, yeah, can someone giggle you? - This is really bugging Sutton. But it wasn't even the Google, it's on her blog. Like, they weren't hiring, they didn't pay the $20, you know what I mean for the people

when you investigate and you're like, get me information, like, if you pay as $20, we'll ever, so like, they paid the $20, she went, she did a simple Google search. I don't think that's a big deal.

- Well, either way, either way, Dreads, Dreads saying I wasn't taking up anything, and Rachel's like, I think Sutton thought it was low and using the cult as like, I think, as like a weapon.

I'm gonna defend Sutton on this a little bit. I do think that like, I mean, a Sutton is like, does not like the Googling, she's, you see her say it a little bit later,

“but I think the gist of what she was trying to say”

in the car in that moment was more like, she said, we talked to Amanda and like, gosh, aren't you upset that this happened? Like, 'Cause Sutton's whole thing for the past few episodes is Amanda grow a backbone, and if you don't like something,

you've gotta stand up for yourself, 'cause right, we're trying to help you be part of this group, but like, Rachel's take away it was like, wow. Like, Rachel made it sound like Sutton was primarily there to talk shit about Doreen.

And I just don't think that's unwavering. And what is this? Because Sutton and Kyle even went to Amanda to be like, fight Doreen, weren't you fighting Doreen? Like, you should be fighting her.

They did tell her mind your own fucking business. So Sutton was telling them the story of how they were trying to do that, and it's like so obvious that they're just trying to start a fight. They're trying to have Amanda confront Doreen.

And Doreen's like, well, I thought I was friends with Sutton, so why is she now trying to make this girl fight with me? So, I think, I mean, they were, they got it right. They are trying to do a proxy battle.

“But I think in that moment when Sutton was telling that story,”

I think Rachel took a smaller part of that story and turned it into something that was bigger than I think it really was when we saw the clip. Okay. Congratulations, you've reached the end of part one.

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