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Nice. Mm-hmm. That was nice, then. Yeah. Hello friends. How was everybody doing? What just happened to us?

Bro, we just drove through a fucking tornado. Like, hail. People swirving all over the road, wind blowing the trees and the cars. We saw something. We don't know what it was. Yeah, I don't have any of it looked to see what the damage is done to my car. Like, I got it on video. We literally hit something. Yeah. No, it was the eye of the tiger. Like, it was I swear.

I drove like a portion of it. Yeah. No, and we were on, what is it? 80, 40, and 20 minutes. Dude, cars pulled over on the side of the road, pulled over underpasses. At one point, we're under the overpass, like with like four other cars, five other cars, and people were just stopping traffic. Yeah, I was like, I'm not sitting here. I'm not going to be a fucking sitting duck.

“Let me just go home to go off. Oh, that's how I handle everything in life.”

You can just face it head on and get it the fuck over with. And we came right on the other side. Look at us. We came on on the other side. Yeah, what you look at them made it. Yeah. We got to our exit and it was like bright and sunny and beautiful. I mean, I feel like that's how life is.

You got to go through the storm to get to the freaking bright, sunny, beautiful side. Yeah. You know, like snow over the rainbow. Oh, we have high. Don't give me all the flight. Well, well, well, it's been a hell of a week. We just left my plastic surgeons office. If you see any fucking additional add-ons to me, no, you didn't.

That's all I'm going to say about it. I don't know if it's wild. Listen, I'm home improvements. It's what we're going to call it, baby. We're improving the home improvements. I get it. Yeah, I'm on this journey. I'm just making myself feel good.

“That's what we're going to do. So if I do get home improvements, it's going to have a next two”

stay. My super surgeon. We can do it next two days. She said, I was like, that's our moving date at the new property. I was like, what the hell? But listen, new add-ons, new location,

I have to. I know too. Oh, this announcement has brought all the weirdos out.

I have people texting, I don't even, it's crazy. Like, just random people are, it's starting up conversation. Yeah, it's nuts. This has brought all the craziness out. Oh, and then us doing a podcast

“on the DMs last week, just lit a fire on everybody's ass to go into my DMs. Oh, really? Did he get better?”

He get better or worse. I don't know because, you know, it's like, do you have any glass? I have to share. I have to share. I don't know. We'll do a whole episode on it, but I might have somebody that I think is cute. So, I don't know. We'll see. I knew who. A new one. I can't. Do I know? Yes, you guys know. Oh. Oh, we know. Pretty little baby.

That's the only hands I'll give you. Okay, it's like right at your butt. No, it's like right now.

But you got a dick inside of you. He's, oh, that one. He's pretty to look at. So, I don't know. We'll see. And his West Coast. So, I love. Love, love, love, me, a West Coast boy. Is he tall? She decided. Oh, but you don't know his height. I mean, we do. Do we? Do we? I don't know. We might have to give it a go. I don't know. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. But nothing, you know,

“I think it's okay to think somebody's hot. That's different then. Okay, wait. Okay, yeah. Cut this.”

Oh, on how? Just believe this. Okay. We know how to. Oh, we will look right now. Look right now. Look right now. Okay, we'll figure out how tall he is by this. He wants to come out here and see me, but I don't know. Is he born and raised West Coast? Yeah. Mm. Okay. Listen, I don't want a country boy. Everybody's like, oh, it's a little tall. Okay. Oh, oh, he's right. He's at least six, six, two, six, three. Annie's tall and skinny. Oh, he's got a baby arm. Mm. Oh, so. You guys know,

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Anyways, okay. Anyways, okay. And listen, I'm just looking to, you know, I'm mom is getting our spark back like we've been talking about. Yeah, and I think it's okay to have a little baby crush on people. So anyway, it's moving on. I was all I need as the fucking internet trying to figure out who we're talking about. No, they won't figure it out though. Fuck, no, we're talking about this up so good. Yeah, yeah, well,

should be chopped at this up, Jason, so that people are very confused. Yes, we could possibly be talking about, but yeah, all right. So anyways, we are doing some astalk confesses. A lot of people

“have been messaging us, keep doing it because all you have to do is just put ATC, DMS on Instagram,”

that way that you can get your story in. We should just make an email for people to ask talk and fast because there's a lot of people. Do we have one? Oh, shit. What is it? Oh, we'll put it in there. All right. Well, I don't even know that we had a phone number. Did we check it on Bob to see how Bob's doing? Oh, my God, I didn't want to let me text Bob. Should we call him? Just give him a call. Or call him Bob? Yeah, we haven't heard from Bob and like,

was he not left a voicemail for us? In a minute? No. We hope Bob arena is doing good, man. So anyways, he takes me for at what we call Bob for astalk confess today. We're doing something with the workplace, right? Like crazy stories in the workplace. Yeah, so I decided this week I was going to ask you guys what was the craziest thing that you ever saw happen at work and boy the

day deliver. Oh, the work ones are always gross. It makes me never want to eat out. Why are

so many people fucking at work? Because you spend eight hours a day with that person seven days a week. You're going to develop. How do you ever cook someone at work at work at work at Mac? It was all girls. Did you ever fuck someone at work? I did not. Did you ever fuck someone at work?

“You should wait. It wasn't at work, but it was from someone that I worked with when I was a”

host at Logan's. Oh, was it a waiter or a bartender? He was a waiter. Oh, it was after a shift one time. So you're technically still in our uniform. Yeah, I was gonna. Oh, I know. Oh, sweaty. Yeah, they say that work affairs start all the time because people are together so much like you are like they call them work has friends or work wives or something like that. Yeah,

they never did a dude in an office because I would not fucking even trust them. Come home and

tell them you got to work wife. Okay, cool buddy. Go fucking live with her. Let her put up with your shit. We're calling Bob Bob Arena. Hey. Bye. We miss you. We just wanted to call the check on you. Love you Bob arena. How have you been? Oh, I'm so happy to hear that. How's the weather over there? Good. Well, we get together. Oh, maybe on the west coast soon. Yeah, we got to come over there to see you. Yeah. Yeah, she do. Yeah, we just wanted to call and check on you. You're on the podcast right now.

“Can you say hi to everyone? Hi, everybody. What would you like to come and help me do a birthday?”

A birthday, a birthday Bob. Next. Next this one. Well, in September, what? I love it. Him and Mo has she was for the same sign. I love that so much. We're going to have to send you a birthday present, Bob. Yeah. Oh, so we're going to get back to our podcast. Can you give us a ball about? Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh, my God. See you in the day. See you. See you later. Boy. See you. Boy. I just love him. Is our new grandpa. No, for real. We need to get out

to Oregon and see him. I know. I want to go hiking out there anyways and go see the waterfalls and stuff. Fight fight. Yeah. That'd be so gorgeous. Yeah. It's not going to go. Can we stay at the Twilight House? Yeah, as long as it's away from Portland where they smoke, fenten off her out in the open and shit. Like, I'm not doing that. Mm-hmm. What would we have to fly into? I think it is port. I guess it is. It means fly private. We could fly into any airport, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Let's do that. That would be fun.

Is that where Twilight was filmed? Okay. Cool. All right. Let's get into the story.

It's hot and bothered over here, bro. You bring a Twilight. You never credit card. It's Twilight,

right? And we were at the bar the other day and she pulled the dice and said, Edward, you're like one of those Disney adults with Harry Potter and Twilight? Yes. You're like one of those Disney adults. I'm not a Disney adult. Do we? How do we feel about Disney adults? We're going to insult some

There's a 50/50. I cried during the fireworks. That was beautiful. I think if you make it your

entire personality, I think if you make anything your entire personality, then if it's who defines you as a person, let's find a new hobby. Yeah. Maybe more than just one. Yeah. What's the feeling like a appropriate amount to go to Disneyland if you aren't adult with no kids? I once, twice. But once a month or once a month or once a month. Oh, I don't want to go through

“all of that. That's what you're looking for. Yeah. Yeah. They go like, once a week at least.”

What? That's a week. I've heard of it. I feel like, again, if anything you do, that's overkill, where you are, it's your entire personality, then that's, you know, as an obsession. And you choose that part. Yeah. It doesn't just have to be Disney. Yeah. It doesn't just have to be Disney. Like, no, that's not going to go out. I have a certain. Yeah. All right. Let's get to these work things. All right. This one's short and sweet. This customer that is in his 70s likes to come into our store

in the mornings. And he only wears athletic shorts. And they are so short that his nuts hang out of the bottom. Oh, the twicken berry. The old twicken berry trick. My neighbor, my neighbor that I grew up with used to do that. I didn't make it in the book, but we call them red balls because Lily, in the backyard, he would sit with his Clark barn balls hanging out of his short ass shorts. And he knew we were looking at him, dude. When we were watching a predator.

Yeah. We were watching your old home videos. You were like, look, there's the guy who's

shorts and his balls would always hang out watching like her home videos. Yeah. And it was like

her little swimming pool in her chickens. And then it like her dad pans over and she's like, that's the house with the old dude that's by the way. Yeah. Yeah. That hell happened. A lot. A lot. They did make it into the book. Yeah. There was a lot that didn't make it into the book, but yeah. So red balls. I can't believe he was walking around with his twicken berries out. And you know, they can feel that. That's a draft. I was going to see, how do you not know that

“it's like, does it just lay on the chair when you're sitting there? How do you not know?”

And then like, and then after my vagina, just put their balls wet, literally, their balls sweat. So when they get up, it's like Velcro. Like, if it sticks on to your butt, it's leather and jodder when the dog's balls get stuck to the floor. And he's got to get it off with his spatula. Yeah. No. All right. I'll go next. Not in this heat. This heat. Which her balls will. Oh, this heat. As far as he, he just discussed it. If I had balls, this heat might be, I'd be very mad.

All right. I watched a woman get scalp by an assembly line. She was underneath the cleaning when somebody started up the line. Her hair got caught up in a roller and pulled off a four-inch chunk off of her scalp. So much blood. There's maybe my stomach hurt. The thought ever went. Oh, my gosh. It's like Instagram reels.

“Yeah. That's what's all my life. Yeah, you never. What are you watching? Oh, late night. I see”

crying. Oh, my gosh. Oh, I need to fucking update my FYP. It's all fucking just corny shit now. I'm like, can we move on? Oh, I don't need any more fucking inspiration. I'm I'm already over it. Let's go. Oh, no. I couldn't imagine ripping hair straight off the scalp. No. No. No. He's also chunked. Are you guys ever ripped like girls hair off when you're like fighting? Is that hard to do? Yeah, but not from the scalp. Like you have to rip somebody's scalp off their head. You have to

it's the scalp worse than the power that has to come off. It's crazy. There was a girl who when I was growing up in Vegas, jumped in Lake Mead and her hair got wrapped around a propeller. Yeah.

Sculptor. It killed her. Yeah. Yeah. That's why you always got to be really careful with boats.

Like never jump off the ground. Never jump off the back if the propeller's going because you can literally die, especially if you have long hair. That gave me that just. Yeah. That's insane, dude. No, I did witness a fight one time in a Denny's parking lot at 2 a.m. And when I went out there, there was just hair everywhere. Yeah. Well, with a Denny's parking lot at 2 a.m. and one part out the country, the West Coast. Fairfield California. Yeah. Oh, baby. We were not there and there was a huge

dent inside of our car where they had tussled out of their car in our car. How do you start fighting with somebody in the same car? Yeah. So they were in the back seat and they were fighting. You see the car doing this in the dudes yelling outside and then they kick their door open. It's our car. Is it two girls? Yeah. Dense inside of our car and then they tumble out of the back of the car and just ripped each other's hair all over the parking lot. Yeah. I wouldn't expect any less from

never know. I love Denny's. Denny's. You know what? I used to love blueberry Hill. I don't know if you

guys ever saw that. Oh my god. It's like a mixture of eye hop and Denny's but it's in Vegas and it's blueberry Hill. Oh, so good. The biscuits and gravy. Did you hear that blackbird diner? Blackbird diner? Yeah. I love blackbird diner as well. Yes. Yeah. We had those in Vegas. I worked at a liquor store, gas station, Delhi combined one night. The stores empty and a woman came in to just use the restroom. Totally fine. But 20 minutes goes by and my coworker says, "Hey, she hasn't come out of there yet."

Five more minutes go by and she doesn't merge from the bathroom. But she's walking out of the store smelling her hands like just double fifties to the face and deep whipping those bad boys in the loving it. My heart dropped that bitch went in and closed the toilet lid and sat on the upper deck not open as well and blasted diarrhea down the whole toilet. It looked like she clawed through her shit and then flung it into the sink and didn't wash her hands. Then she flushed her flag-sized

undies down the toilet and broke the pipes. I drew a fucking picture of her and hung it up that said wanted the serial pooper. I'm just wondering what goes through people's minds before they do weird shit. Because I know that when I do premeditated stuff, I think I think it out. You know, like I really think it out. So this woman like you don't just do that on a whim. How do you know to even lift a fucking toilet seat like that and shit in the back? No, it was closed.

She should on the wall. Shit on the toilet. Oh, I thought she took the thing off the top and shut her and shit down it. It's made it even worse. Yeah, like I thought she had to be sober. Yeah, there's no, you can't be sober for sure. I would love to see the picture he drew.

“I would like to see the picture. You remember when they drew that leprechaun?”

It's a great photo meme. I love that. I thought they're in the colonoscopy the other day though. Oh yeah, you guys, Mimi and I went and got colonoscopies on Friday. I have to just tell you, I have showed everybody. I have a video of it. If you guys want to see it, I'll show you, but I have really the prettiest butthole ever. Like you do on the inside. On the outside might be questionable. On the inside. It is so pretty. It's like a little rose and it's just perfect and like the

color and just clean. My kids found mine and said, I fucking that. That's my insights. Oh yeah, but man, I had fun. I love getting put to sleep. It's my new thing. I used to be so scared

to anesthesia and now I'm like, if that was nice, I'm such a good rest. Yeah, I actually, that was the first

time I've ever felt rested from anesthesia. Yeah, you were good. Yeah. We did a family guys. There was four of us that rolled in there deep. Yeah. Yeah, we got proof. Everything's good. Everything's good. We're all good. So yeah, you guys got to get your colonoscopies. There's going to start moving the colonoscopies up to 40 years old. So you used to be 45. Now you got to go when you're 40. Well, that hasn't changed yet, but they're going to move it up. Yeah. But it's because so many young people are getting

colon cancer. So I was about to say what's the, like, earliest you could go. Well, it's complications. So if you have like pre-cancerous cells or if you're like having blood or anything, any of those

“signs you need to go get a colonoscopies. Yeah, my signs came early on. I ignored them until I was”

pregnant with a cash. And they were like, this is really serious. You should really take care of this. And so then I went through with it because I was like, oh, I have a reason to lip my kids and shit. So I went and got it done. And that's when they found it. Yeah. If you can go as early as I was one year. If you're having symptoms, go get a colonoscopy. There are breeds there. You're

in an hour. And you know what? The prep wasn't that bad. It was not. It was not. The first prep I

did was horrific. This prep. I didn't work. You didn't do the full. That's no, but that stuff doesn't work on me either. I don't know. Four lakhs it is. Yeah, but I also drink an entire container of mirror lakhs. Well, I did buy a thing of magnesium. Wasnate citrate citrate. Yeah, I don't know what I bought,

“but I was scared. Because all you should do is watching TikToks and someone was like, you're going to”

kneel at least two, three days. I said, two every business. Yeah, I'm only doing this for them. Because the first that I Mo and I took it one day just for fun. We filmed it. I think you made a TikTok. The first day didn't even bother me. And I didn't think it was the second day. Did you lose weight though?

like water weight. So that's all right. So it's not anywhere. You know, you never want to

“laxative. The laxative diet does not work. No, you fuck up your electrolytes. You get electrolyte”

imbalances and then you gain back double the water. So it's not even worth it. Wait myself, morning of completely empty and I was a pound heavier. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This one says that they worked a veterinary's office and she would have a coworker who would refuse to work gloves when they would express dogs and go glance. Oh, come on. Even that made charging uncomfortable. Like, she said, I'm going to get the fuck out of the window that at all dude. Like, that's disgusting.

This is why you don't shake people's hands. No, exactly why I will never shake. There was

multiple of those. Like, I even got one where like people were trimming their toenails in their

office and then like going into the break room and touching stuff. And then they said they did catch one guy jacking off in his office. And later that day was cutting cake for people and serving it. Hold on. Hold on. They caught this man jerking off in his office and let him stay there long enough to cut cake for so many, so many DMs of people who found their co-workers jacking off in their offices. Okay. But does nobody get reprimanded or is it just a fun

to be for all now? Yeah. I mean, why aren't we doing it in the bathroom? You really got a robot now? Go to the bathroom. It might be a little office fetish. It could be. Yeah. You know, it definitely could be. But my thing is, is do people not get fired for that? I'm guessing back in my day. If you look at the walk in the office, you're going to get fucking fired. I'm wondering if it's like a they're just not snitching on their co-worker. I did to you. I'm not firing them. I don't,

“I don't know if I believe that. I was saying if I had been the person who was jacking off,”

that wrote that in. And so again, then was like, yeah, and then I was cutting cake later. Like, you know, just some weird fucking fetish to touching the end of the cake. No, every single one of them open the end of the plate. All right. I work in a pretty safe, a fluent town. And my co-worker let a homeless man use our bathroom after we closed. He proceeded to be in there for 30 minutes and blew up the bathroom as much as you can possibly blow up a bathroom. Like,

sprayed shit on the walls. Had this, we had to scream at him to get out as he walked out and tried sitting in a booth. My co-worker and I had to stuff tissues up our noses and wear garbage bags, aprons and long rubber gloves, the most disgusting thing I've ever seen or had to clean up, felt dirty for two days after that. I also went to wipe a booth seat one time and wiped up what I thought was chocolate. Got a whiff. It was not chocolate. Take your couch. Okay. That's crazy.

Listen, you couldn't fucking pay me enough. No, if somebody sent me in to clean up a bathroom, like that absolutely the fire me walking out fire me. Nope. I'm not doing it. What if you breathe it in and like, and I can't do it. We're a little, rather drag my labia across the asphalt than do that. I'd rather light my labia on fire. Okay. There's no fucking way. I'd rather nail it to a wall. Please. Not doing. I am not cleaning up anybody shit. I we had to use a porta potty when we went horseback

ready. And it was, that was, you guys got a porta potty. That was a full on bathroom. It was a fucking porta potty. That was a portable bathroom that just happened to look like a real bathroom. But I hovered. I literally, I have a pastry. Just stood over it and peed because I was not about to put my ass on there. No. There's no way. It was definitely a porta potty. No. That was a portable building that they placed right there. I don't know what anybody says. The stench in porta potty is

“as just you'll never forget that. But I dusting was telling me the other day because he was”

mowing the lawn and I was like, man, you're like covered in shit. He's like, talk about covered in shit. He was like, we used to work because he works for like septic and water and stuff like that. And they used to have to get down into septic like chest deep. Yeah. I don't know how Amy would suck him off. I know that you're like chest deep. How do you know? I'm not fucking puke. That's what I'm saying. I can't. I have such a sense of stomach.

There's no way. I think the thought of it makes me gag. I worked at a hotel in years ago. We had jacuzzi sweets with the typical jacuzzi tub in the room. After a couple checked out, the entire tub was coated in a brown film. We have no idea if they had added something to the water if it was biological. The room had to be put out of water for a few days for cleaning. God, could you imagine those jets? Imagine what's inside. If that was running,

I would never have jacuzzi sweets. Yeah. Well, they have those in Vegas.

There's no. I already can't take baths because if I sit in the water too long, my legs start

“itching only at my ankles though. It's so bad. And like, I don't know what it is.”

I can see this before. It's a condition that people have that if you sit in baths, your ankles are part part of your skin starts itching. Oh, my God. It's horrible. I happen to hear the other day. We were washing out her hair and you had to take a bath because I was like an anxiety attack or something like that. When she got out her ankles, we're literally, it looked like she had the bites around her ankle. And it stings like ant bites. Like,

it's the craziest thing. I don't know if anybody else has ever had that, but I can't take baths because of it. I take bath all the time. I love baths. I love a good bath.

I mean, I do too. But I can't, not my ankles. It's never time to take a bath. I wouldn't, though.

Yeah, it's terrible. I've always had, it's almost like my skin gets too hot. It just reacts. I don't know. It's weird. Yeah. All right. This one is about toenail clippings like you were talking about earlier. I had a man in his mid 70s. Dining alone. He clips his toenails at the table. He left the clippings in a pile on the table. Second worse was when the town drunk had his not prescribed to him pills hit at the same time as his

second beer. He regurgitated his beer into his glass without realizing and kept drinking. Then proceeded to shit puke all over the bathroom. He was immediately banned. I'm crying. Bro, anybody cuts their toenails. I fucking hate that. I mean, cut him at home, of course, but in a public place and old man toenails man, those are bad. What was your tough? What makes you think like, you know what? It's a good time right now to cut my toenails.

So I have a story. I was doing cocktails and we'll have to to block out the performer's name because I don't want to get sued. This is a real story, though. I was doing cocktails at this is when I was a cocktail, which is at the Hilton and it was performing there. She had like a residence there. This is back in the day. I mean, I had it been like 20 something years old and I went to go wait on her and this bitch had her feet up on I'm talking barefoot up on the the table that she

was sitting at in this restaurant just digging into toenails cleaning out underneath her toenails. It was the grossest shit I had ever seen in my life. Well, she cleaned your mouth with it just look like a little like q-tip type thing underneath her toenails. No, it was and people were around

“her eating and yeah, it was bad. And I just remember that. That's the human that I remember just”

thinking to myself like, who does this? It was just and she was so rude. I was waiting on her, she was so fucking rude. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah, it was bad. She was bad. She was old lady feet. Yeah, she was bad. But she was old. I mean, she wasn't young. She's got to be like, fuck, how old is she now? Let's see. I don't even know if she's still alive. That's disgusting. I don't I touching feet in public is one thing. You know, I don't even know what song she sings.

You. I remember she thought she was so cool. Yeah, she's 67 now. So she probably had to have been 40, 40 ish. Just digging underneath her toenails. Just digging underneath her toenails. What songs does she sing?

I've actually been going to say with like a fork. Yeah, that's what I've never heard of any of the songs.

She's ever sang. So yeah. Yep. Anyways. I got to work when I just remembered. Let's go, but even to me. Hi. So what is it my baby? I used to work at a pizza spot not too long ago. Actually is when I moved here, I was in college. Um, orthota pizza spot was waiting on this couple. And the order like a pepperoni pizza, some wings pretty standard. Like they look like a normal couple.

“Go back, come back out. And it wasn't even me who noticed, but I think another co-worker noticed,”

hey, who asked table selling so, and I'm like me. They're like, I think she's getting fingered. And I'm like, excuse me. At the dinner table? Yeah. Yeah. And like in a booth where it's like in the corner, open concept. By the way, there's no corners in this restaurant. You could see everything. And it was like a Wednesday. It wasn't packed. Right? I go out there and like I see the man and the girl like this. And I see him like this. Like kind of covering, but his hands down there. Tell the manager.

And he flips. He's like, ew. What? You're like a gay guy. He's pretty awesome. BFF. But yeah,

disinfectant on them. On them? Yeah. That's not even the grossest part. I didn't see them get up

to wash her. Like wash any hands. So they probably went to the salad bar. They went to, they

“went like pizza hands on your couch. Yeah. I'm good. I'm not into that. You need to wash your hands”

and fucking get up. This one wants to get, yeah, it public, that's crazy. Talk about it. Let's talk about it. I'm so sorry. Listen, dude. I'm all I'm down for some freaky shit, but doing that out of freaking uh, rest of the place. Oh, come on. Yeah. Yeah. That one's off limits. No, I don't believe it. Because in like, what if you touch salt in the pepper? But what if there's kids there? Like, that's, you can catch a charge for that. That's not worth a hundred percent. That's fucking weird. There's a

thin line between hot and weird. If someone did that in front of my kids, I would fight them. Yeah, no, that's fucked up. Abs of fucking loot lately. Like, I'm so quick to be really protective of my children. And if they were ever to do some fuck shit in public, I'm going to share. Because I will wipe your ass. Yeah. Remember the whole OF era where girls were doing like crazy shots and like, there was a concert not too long ago where we watched that girl jack him off. What is

me what? You're the only one there. Were you the one jacking him off? Was it what's happening, maybe? Was it you and Jason? We were side stage. And we looked and we were standing on side stage and those years ago. And one of the security guards was like, yo, she's jacking him off. And we were like, no, the fuck. She's not, we turned around. We were like, she's right there. Just go. I forgot about that. Yeah. Who does that to that kind of music? I'm just saying that was not a concert. I felt like

deserved that kind of energy. Yeah, nothing I'm sexy about that. I wouldn't even, I would even be turned off at all. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think there's a time and a place to be sexual outside, but not in public. Not like, I mean, no. No, no, like with people, I'm standing next to, you know, like, yeah, right in front of them. Right, right. But I feel like, you know, it's just, you guys have to, like, it's, I get like the rush of like getting caught. Like,

“that's what some people are addicted to. But at the same time, it's like, at what cost?”

What about you, honey? Public split. No, I'm, I'm, I'm anxiety's too high. I would start thinking about, everything. Are you the, are you the type of person who only sleeps and who only has sex in the bedroom? Yeah, I think, yeah, actually. Wow. Yeah. I mean, but, you know, hotel room will, you know,

catch some aggression from me, but like, you know, it's not like the headboard never saw it coming.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's more of like a female desire because like, there's something that itch is that itch for a guy. I'm, I think, at least for me, I'm too scared. I think it's you. Because if I was going to say, I've, I haven't met a man who did not want, there, I, I know somebody else who's just like you, who only likes to have sex in the bedroom. Yeah, it's scary. Well, it's like, I just think about all of it. I'm like, what a big picture.

What if a cop, I'm going to jail. You're overthinking it. I'm going to jail. You're overthinking it. Like, my next out. Even in the car, you won't have sex in a car. Yeah, what about a car? It's good.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I've been in the Subaru. You need to be covered. You”

don't want the cheeks outside. I don't think I've done it in the Subaru yet. I mean, Brooke got a, that is utility. That is utility. That is utility. That is your car. That needs to happen. It's the load of the ground SUV. You've been in the Subaru tonight. I'm going to.

Hark in the driveway. I might have to tint the windows first. Bang on the Subaru. Yeah,

I can water water water water. I'm going to fish. Yeah. Who's getting banged in the Subaru? The Subaru's rock and don't come knocking down. I'm going to knock in baby. All right. None that note. Go bang your wife in the Subaru tonight or husband or significant other girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever. Anyways, see you guys next week. Bye.