Side Stories: Snack Attack

Let's run the cannon for some started side stories. Yes. Dude, I had the fucking, I got to listen to what happened to me this week. I was in San Francisco, I had to show it to punchline. Love you punchline. Great time.

Absolutely. Also, so far to Alaska. Can't wait. Can't wait to be back there in April. April, we are going to come back. We promise, we're definitely coming this time. And it's not, it's not, it's not happening.

We've rescheduled this over. We've rescheduled. We're coming. Um, but while it was in San Francisco, I was slumming it a little bit. I took an Uber X and a RAV4 showed up.

Oh, my God.

And at first, I'm like, my wife's with me.

I don't want to get in this fucking thing. Did you, I was like, the driver? I was like, just worried that like, you know, it wouldn't move. I was surprised it got to me.

“Honestly, I'm afraid to even put a woman in a RAV4.”

Yes. So it had, um, one of those like rearview mirrors. That's like a camera. Instead of like a rearview mirror, you know what I'm talking about? So it was filming you? It was filming your consent?

No, it was filming the back. Oh, it was filming the people behind us without their consent. Um, but it was really nice. And it seemed, I had a nice time in the RAV4. And I think that I've learned something as it because we've got a lot of messages.

A lot of people say we're very insensitive recently. Say, yeah, we get really insensitive about how we've been talking about the RAV4. And, you know, a lot of people have RAV4s and that's okay. And I've been really sitting with a lot of people's opinions about the RAV4 and kind of self adjudicating about whether if I'm good or not thinking about the RAV4.

And like, yes, I'm great. Yeah. But maybe not when it comes to the RAV4.

I'm sitting in that RAV4 with my wife and at first I'm mad as hell.

And then I'm looking around. I'm like, this ain't that bad. She wasn't screaming? No, she was just like, at least it's not a corona. Wow.

“And so we were, you know, we commiserated in that.”

And we got to the place and we got out of the car. We got you to where you were going. We were going. We were going to where we were going. We were going here.

I put even put some luggage in the back. It was, it worked. And you could sit. I sat on the seat. Belt, the had a belt, a seat belt.

The rationers had all the seat belts. Well, I didn't check the middle. But Julian, I were both secure. Well, you're back enough to normally need the two. One, because my shoulders are touching either door.

They're working. Yes. Your body's touching. You're all capable. So I'm saying that I've learned and I've grown to know that if you drive a

Rav 4, you shouldn't have to call 988. Wow. Guys, this is one of the biggest people come at us all the time.

And they're always so thankful about how we grow.

Yes. All right. Just sideways. And sometimes we start small, right? We start small.

Maybe there's a little procedure that might in it kind of discourage your full growth. But we got just enough growth. They think on this subject. Yeah. Rav 4 drivers.

We're not sorry. But we're thinking about saying we're sorry. Yeah. We're thinking about you and how hard your life must be. It's stuck in that horrible can.

“And honestly, I feel like the care that should be taking for you is just the same amount”

of care that Beth does took. Yeah. To really carve out the, and make sure a really special place for everybody feel comfortable in that room. No one I think would be a really nice thing for us to do a cause for us.

Helmets for people who have to drive and ride in Rav 4. Honestly, that'd be nice helmets. And then if there was like a core collect situation for their mouths. And it's not to silence them. No.

It's to protect their teeth with a bite on it. Yeah. For when the airbags come out because their airbags are all full of sand. This is side stories. My name is Henry Zavrowski.

I'm sitting here with Ed Larsen. And we have re-educated our opinion on the Rav 4. You're welcome. You're welcome. And this has just been like there's so many, so many learning opportunities this week for growth.

Yeah. We got all kinds of updates. And we took one. We did. I took it.

Yeah. We are a better person. I'm better person. He is. I'm better person.

Because I was in a Rav 4. Also, I do want to say I'm sorry to Frederick Brennan. I slander quite a bit right before he died. So he died.

We talked about my god. That guy. Yes. The guy that did start life off in a bad way. But then did his best to pull the nose up and try to discourage young men from getting radicalized

on the internet. And then everything he could Frederick Brennan. He passed. Oh. Yeah.

He's dead. Wow. I can't believe you were just making fun of that guy. Yep. It's how it goes.

This isn't a funny. And a bad not funny. It's actually not funny. I'm sorry. Unfortunately, he did pass because unfortunately, Peyton Manning did use him as a long ball.

Oh.

“That's just me just trying to honestly hide my pain with left Jeff Saturday.”

Use them. And then he Jeff Saturday gave him to Peyton Manning. Thank you. That's was Peyton Manning Center. Wow.

Yeah. Thank you. So again, sorry to that guy. And we got some updates. I think we got a couple updates and we got before the updates before the updates.

Before the updates. We got abnormal updates. Hold your finger off that foot trigger. You wait. You wait your goddamn ass.

They fucking charge the brother and the ship and the cruise ship murder. All right.

So first of all, we want to say congratulations to the police.

They finally got their man. So when we arrived last year, this is not just a plug for crime. Wave it. See two point out.

Not certainly not that. Capture on the boat. Please. Everyone jump off. Because guess what?

“No step sister got strangled to death on Royal Caribbean that weekend.”

No. This is a carnival cruise activity. We know that that is what they do over there. Okay. Life was in limbo.

You got to be careful over there. So we now know that Anna Kempner, who was a lovely young lady was on a carnival cruise. Doc at the dock the same weekend. We docked. Yeah.

After the crime wave had seen one point out. There were cops everywhere. There were cops everywhere. We didn't know what was going on. This young lady was murdered by.

We're now they're accusing her step brother. And what's.

This is actually finally happened because they've been kind of.

Tipped towing around actually charging the younger brother. The funniest part about the story is the parents were all like, Oh, yeah. He did it. Yeah. I assume everyone threw him under the bat.

Everybody was like, Oh, he's a fucking creeper. He was obsessed with her. Absolutely. Yeah. Then why can I ask?

Did you make them a roommate on a carnival cruise? I want to say four out of five. Brother scenarios. Yeah. And involved step brothers and sisters on a cruise.

Honestly, this is like, and I think that that's like up. That's it was just not good to do. I mean, not everyone has enough money for multiple state rooms. I'm not saying this is a lot of he sleeps with her and there. Or someone's coming into the parents room.

Or somebody else goes in there besides the step brother that is sexually obsessed with the step sister. What is sexually obsessed? I think he was just like meaner and beat her up all the time.

“That's what they said, but also that's how young boys fought.”

Yeah. What I think has come to fucking Christian church at the Catholic church. Yes. How the boys flirt.

They're always fighting and kicking.

That's how they do it. That's how they say yes to a priest. I mean, this is a fucking crazy story. It's like everyone's god damn nightmare. You're on vacation.

And when your family members get killed by another family member. Oh, yes. It's fucking horrific. The horrific. The the the the the woman working.

The housekeeper founder. Yes. And because he strangled her to death and will allegedly strangled her to death. And stuff shoved her underneath the bunk. What I think happened is they were rough housing.

And he took it too far and accidentally killed her and then tried to hide her body. That's by personal. Like that's me putting my like stupid like I wasn't there detective glasses on. No, of course. We have no idea what goes on.

But do you think it also or did he try to do something weird? And then try to shut her up and kill her in the process of it. Man, I don't know any good. It's not good anyway. Guess where it didn't happen.

Royal Caribbean. That's where you didn't want to go to crime. Wave and see two point. No, because on our crime. I'm telling you we're going to control the true crime on our cruise.

Yeah, and we're going to have CCTV cameras on the carnival cruise ship. So we can watch the crimes as they happen live stream crime from carnival cruises on to the absolutely idyllic perfect royal Caribbean cruise life. Don't look them up in the Epstein files. No, you don't look it up.

No, don't look it up. But just know that there's a dead end. Boats are not to blame. Boats are to play for islands.

Yes, ask the Lucetania.

Ask the monitor in the Marama.

Ask the Titanic. They know. They know.

“So go to crimewaventc.com/left by tickets.”

We're going to have so much fucking fun in this cruise. And I swear to God, the only step brothers and step sisters. We are going to love to choke each other. All the performers that we invite with us that play those family members. On television.

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And then he said they're not a dairy if if you want. Which is I know that. I knew that. Anybody who's plugged in knows that Obama. I didn't know that.

Because right. Right. Patterson. Mm-hmm. Right.

Yeah. So then we have. Do you believe Obama more than bubbles are? No. Really.

You believe a bubbles are more than Obama. If there was somebody who actually got closer to the whatever the degree that is going on into the center of this, they let bubbles are much closer to it. Because it would only make the president sound like a moron. Yeah.

Like literally they couldn't have him. Even though they couldn't even know that we were spending millions of dollars creating Technology that was just mimicking the visuals of UFOs even back then. Yeah. So he would even it wouldn't even matter.

So now we have obviously our current president, the pedophile, is now he's doing this new thing. Right. Actually, I'm not even calling it a distraction anymore. There is no distraction anymore.

He's no there are no everybody really. Everything he does and says sucks. It's just also he is no thought behind it. Yeah. Every single thing that's off the back of his fucking head.

He's got dementia. He is got nothing. He has no idea what's going on. So he has been openly floating saying he's like, well, I've got this speech saying aliens are real.

That I'm just waiting for the right time to say it. So he's like saying he's like floating it. But he also said that Obama released classified information. Because he has no literal idea what the living fuck he's talking about. It's because he's trying to generate a deadline.

No one's buying it. It makes me believe in less. Any single thing he'd say into a microphone. He's not going to answer anything. You really think.

He's going to say something of substance. At this point. I mean, I feel like if anyone's going to release this information, it's strong. No. It's not it's the anything that he would release.

Is something that has been carefully packaged and handed to him. You think so?

You don't think he's just going to flip it. It'll be like, yeah, this is, you know, They're all gone or it doesn't exist. Like anything that would really be like that level, that level. Like if you believe that you will fall lower.

If we actually believe the big mother load lore. Yeah. That we've had these things since the 1950s. Yeah. We got some advances in technology.

We've started to maybe make some things that look like UFOs. Yeah.

“I think we're at the same ground level we were fucking 70 years ago.”

And I think that your guy, you have a bunch of now the worst of the worst of the worst that are going to try to talk about.

One of the most powerful mysteries of our reality.

Yeah. We don't know how this reality works. We don't know where we're at. We don't know why they're the whole universe. Is it filled with endless life?

We don't know why. They don't know why. He has no fucking idea what's going on. Anything he'd say would matter. Makes me not care about disclosure.

One bit. This is literally I just watched Jeremy Corbel and George Nap. Just had a brand new great piece of UFO footage out of Syria on weaponized. And it's I watch it. You could actually see the thing.

You can see this thing go stop. You could see it go back and forth. You could see take off and it's a really good footage. And it don't quite make me as hard as it used to. Yeah.

What are you going on? It just goes.

It's because the world's on fire.

It's not that otherwise. It's making me understand what are the mysteries. Actually, here, what are the important mysteries? And the important mysteries are you just coming out and trying to just say something about aliens. Like obviously is just such a deep smoke screen for whatever's going on.

Yeah. And he's just going to say the smoke screen. And it doesn't matter. And the fact that he is got this in his back pocket and he's flippantly talking about it. Like it's deciding whether or not there's going to be a season three of a television show.

Also shows just how important this is to them. Okay. So we should really also think about that. If he has the speech and he's waving and around threatening to give it. How important is that speech?

Yeah. Obviously not because he already told us all he has it because he's a fucking moron. And isn't Obama making an alien documentary? He's doing anything but helping. He's literally anything but anything useful as an ex-president.

He'll do. Yeah. Yeah. That's my problem. That probably makes me upset.

“I think that the the the very center of this is a mystery that we will never explain.”

And I think we can share that for a couple of years. Wow. I think that at this point what we are seeing is evidence of every single piece of conspiracy theory thought. That has been ridiculed. That has been put out and we are now watching in real time be exposed.

And nothing is more important than that story. Yeah. And with that. We go get our empty. Uh, maybe hit our fucking music.

My face. He's an island adventure. It's an island adventure. Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time.

Oh my god. So I made it through about a half an hour of less wexners deposition. Oh, this is what you want to start with. To this fucking piece of fucking shit. I have never.

Oh my god. Natalie hurt me in the other room. I'm just watching this. Not very good to keep in a secret. Dude.

Oh my god. So I'm in the room. I sound like I'm at the bath. It's right. I'm just yelling at my screen.

I'm just sitting here. I'm watching him talk. And I'm just going mother fucker. Mother fucker. You know.

Yeah. It's over and over again. Like I need a documentary made about me. Yeah. And not enough laughter at the bath.

Right. I'm so serious. And so I went and I. I'm cursing at this mother fucker. Less wexner.

He has a sublity. Now I'm seeing this thing. And I. That makes me angry. Then one an old man.

That is he goes from. He wants. He leaves that deposition room. Which also had members of.

“They were supposed to have members of Congress, right?”

None of the Republican showed up. They sent all their assistance. Four Democrat showed up. I guess just because I had nothing to do. I don't know.

Right. They were there. I feel like the Democrat should be busy. And the Republican should be that. Whatever.

Thought the most important story of the century.

Oh yeah. If you fucking idiots. So let's wexner is getting talked at by these guys. And all he does is he goes from the most powerful billionaire.

He talks about it one way when you see him on the news. Yeah. And he goes in there. He's the most. Oh, shucks.

“I couldn't even tell you what Jeffrey was doing.”

You don't have that type of money. And act like that. Yeah. Mother fucking liar. I don't know what's going on.

I don't think Trump and Epstein were friends.

He said he never knew Epstein personally.

Every single time they brought up an email that said like here's him saying stuff. Like you and I are embedded together in a crime organization. And we need to act like it like literally saying out loud. Yeah. We kept going.

I don't know what he's referring to in these. I don't know what he's talking about in this. Just the most. Just like I can't even. I kind of talked about like.

Just like so what happened when you found out that Jeffrey Epstein was stealing money from you. They were trying to find out like a dollar amount and he wouldn't give it to him. It's always like, oh, you know, everything went into chaos. He only found out. Jeffrey was a crook.

And it's like they just are. And what we know that they forced less Wexner forced the former girl. The girl that was kidnapped. Yeah. And kept on the Columbus grounds where less Wexner's house was.

We're he allowed Jeffrey Epstein to live. Next to his house was where she was kept captive. And then was forced to change her driver's license to the address of less Wexner's house. That seems like hard evidence. Right.

But he looked at it.

He's just like never happened.

Don't know these people. Don't know what's going on. Just managed to lead everything. And then we have the very famous moment where his lawyer Michael Levy says. If you answer another question with more than five words, I'm going to fucking kill you.

And the thing is funny enough is that.

“That the obviously just the clip alone is so deeply in raging, right?”

Yeah. Even just watching them joke. Because he was funny and tuted is right at moment. He was talking about how Epstein gave financial advice to Google. Well, that's when he was throwing it.

That was the one time he threw people under the bus. He threw Jeff Bezos under the bus. He threw Google under the bus. And he threw Bill Clinton under the bus. There's the only three names he dared mention right now.

They're all coming for Clinton because Clinton actually did cut him off in 2008. But I will say I was listening. This is one of those things that all comes together in ways he don't understand. So part of what I did to shut my brain off. And the crowd knows this.

There's you just keep watching Epstein files. I know. But like. So I've been also trying to cut off my body cam footage. I'm trying to like.

So unfortunately I do I listen old Howard Stearns to just kind of delete my brain. Right, I found a bunch of archives of the complete episodes. And I listen to them to just sort of relax. So I watched this fun documentary about elephant stepping on landmines. Go ahead.

Yep. Also. They lose their legs. And they get prosthetics. It's actually very.

Do you laughing about this? It's funny for you or it's funny talking about it now. Yes. But the documentary itself is very upset. Yeah, well, of course.

But in 2003, they were like offhandedly talking about Bill Clinton doing this thing with. It was ping pong balls. I mean, basically. He was him talking about like they were all talking about how he was working with this. The young recent high school graduate that pick one this like science award.

It was like 19 years old. And they kept talking about how he was like all over her. And he was like, touch in her and like doing all the kind of stuff. And you can kind of see like, Oh, yeah. Here's that rapist.

Do you think you thought you're saxophone? Who knows? I mean, she was gold. Very gold. But I made it through about an hour.

The less wexer stuff. And then I jumped to clips. And it's. So deeply responsible.

And basically what it comes out is is that he is obviously.

He's the the simplest old man. Oh, shucks just to he's just a business man. Yeah. Oh, shucks. He only like made lingerie the most popular hide.

He also was very obviously a closet. He's a closet home sexual that is. I thought it was out. No, because he's just. Particularly in love with his wife.

Oh, okay. Because all he does is hide behind his wife. I know people Marcus was even getting on me about that. But he's saying that is just more just. The only reason why you've been bringing up that about him is you're watching him hide behind his wife.

Yeah. Because he keep the whole time he's like, where my wife would have had nothing to do with that. Yeah. And he keeps doing this thing like his wife kept him out of trouble.

“That's what all these motherfuckers are doing.”

And it's just why fucking. Just lanes. The only one in prison. Just lanes a fucking cheap. She's going to.

When she gets out of jail. I don't know what she's going to do, but it's. It's going to be bad. I think that whatever we we need to keep more than close eyes on just. I also have gotten a lot of feedback because.

Honestly, people were like, why are you mispronouncing Pam Bondi's name?

I had no interest in learning it. Yeah. And when I first. I never. You guys have to understand guys.

Is that I am. It's what they deserve.

“I knew to actually reading the news news.”

Yeah. Right. I don't. The news news is that something I normally had to pay attention to. I very rarely even cared about who was district attorney and all these fucking people.

Because I was a piece of shit. We need to be going back to Buffalo Wild Wings. Being able to sell boneless wings under the name. Yes. That's our territory.

That was my territory. We're not going to be able to get to that today. So I'm learning about this. I'm learning things. So now I know her.

I know that Kant's name is Pam Bondi. All right. And I hope she gets torn apart by dogs. Yes. So that's.

Yes. I'm your friend. This is all just to try to add more mystery because people don't. Actually don't want to talk about the real stuff. Like how Jeffrey Epstein and Jos Lane Maxwell went to the very, very high end.

And basically we're one of the main donors for about a decade of this very, very fancy private

“Academy called Interlocken, which is where Chapel Rown went.”

I want you guys to remember this, too. This is one of those little things that you look forget. Yeah. As people, right. And then I were talking about this just in this, this sphere about how we're lucky.

A few champs saying no. Kept us out of really bad places because you have like a feeling about a guy. Yeah. Now that you now know was on the Epstein list, you didn't hang out with them. Yes.

Think it's weird, right? How like all these things are all connected. Interlocken is one of those places where you ever wonder why a star lit appears out of nowhere. Right? Like you wonder why like Taylor Swift was given to us.

She had like, right? She showed up in some big Hollywood party and like played guitar. She was walking down the stairs. She saw her new star. A song was given to her.

She wrote the whole, she came down. It was a whole different Lawrence was given. She was created, right? She's great. She's great.

You know, there's still the wrong.

“You're just remembering that every single time you are one of you at one of these”

elite things, you actually do have quite a potential to rub up against some of the most fucking despicable people in the face of the planet because money seems to bring them. Yeah. Harvey Weinstein was at all the same events as Jeffrey Eppsstein while they were both donating

to Democrats. Yes. We know that they were on the other side. They did that to fucking cover up for themselves. Yeah.

Interlocken.

The Interlocken Center for the Arts is this amazing, idyllic.

Now I guess it's about a hundred years old. It's outside of Traverse City. And it has a large amount of celebrity. The only like celebrities kind of came out of it. There's a lot of people that went and trained their Trapper Owners one.

I just kind of brought it up. The fact that like you just be surprised who gets, if you get to the right places, who has access to you and then what people want to go to Julia. Of course. It's because it's there.

It's like there's, and it has a pipeline. There's like a thing. You're getting involved. Harvard in an institution. Jeffrey Eppsstein did the same thing.

So he would go and he like, so he gave them the donated this building to Interlocken. And then from, I guess it was called Zoro Ranch. God, I wish. And from 94 and 2000, he would go and stay at Interlocken with just lane. And then what they would do is they would walk a little dog, a little tear, a little

Yorkshire Terrier. And they would walk and they would find the freshman. And they would talk to him. And then they get to know him. And they'd bring him out to the private house.

Start to groom him, happen many, many, many, many times.

Of course, the school said we never had any complaints.

Yeah, which is, you know, mostly just because these things is that we don't understand is that an order for them to have a complaint. They have to receive the complaint and then enter it into some form of book. There's something to care about it. They have to say it's a complaint.

So what they can do is say they didn't get any complaints. Even though we have one mother. Basically, there's one man had a whole crusade against Jeffrey Epstein. Right. Well, during all this.

Oh, wow. This was happening. And they cushted all up. Right. He gave 400 grants to the place or a decade.

They doubt this about him. They took his names off of everything. Obviously. They make sense. They have like a money.

They have like a money. They have like a money. They sent that money back to Jeffrey Epstein to stay. You know, so donated to fucking people or child people. They had some kind of it's hard, right?

Because I do understand. They are what they're doing is is manipulating places. They're in desperate need of money. Yeah. These high high in have access to younger people.

Yeah. And so he, they need the money. And so he, Jeffrey Epstein, probably the single most effective pedophile network organizer.

Like he put his fingers by a calm in fucking.

“He put his fingers on these great industries that he could manipulate”

very easily with his tremendous amount of cash that he got from who. Less wexner. That's how it all starts other people. None of this is possible without less wexner. He did start it all.

None of this is possible with Epstein was down and out. He was staying at Wexner's house. Yes. And also this was, that was one thing. Look into that.

There's a whole NPR stuff on it. It's fucking wild on interlocking. But the main piece of news. Yeah. The big one.

They got open. Oh, Andy. I was so sad. The day that our episode came out,

they finally arrest Andrew Montbottom Windsor,

formerly known as Prince. They arrested his fat sweaty ass. They brought him in for a couple hours with the very first time. He was this neck fatter than his head. Because that's where the food stays.

He. He. I would do that was like the first person. Uh, what was it? The first person arrested first royal arrested.

I think since 1674. As soon as I saw that he was arrested, I was a fuck. This could have been a thousand years ago since last time a prince was arrested. Dude, we are now seeing the UK actually give us a sort of shit.

Right? They all released them. They got they will. They because he's probably. God knows what he said.

Now it's all about what what can we get.

What is what's the evidence?

You better kill me because I know too much shit. All the evidence is gone either way. All the evidence is gone at this point. It doesn't matter. What did come out was my favorite piece.

What's his 72 teddy bears. So Prince Andrew, the not pedophile. Keep some entire collection of little teddy bears. Trust his Navy men. Each one is so particular.

That mother they are that he was he was so enraged. To be downrated from his home to the farm that they put him at. Right? That because one of the big reasons is he said, I don't know if my bass can handle the move.

Oh, you see, the thing is you can have 72 teddy bears. You just can't care about them. This guy. Well, he's. And that has to be something because I have 10 stuff animals.

Full disclosure. You like yeah, that's your 10 stuff. You're a cute guy. Yeah. I enjoy.

I mean, half of them are orcas. Yeah, what am I supposed to give them to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't buy him. I bought a couple. I bought the doodong.

I like the doodong. And I bought the doodong.

“Do you say that it's like cocaine that it's okay as long as you don't buy it?”

Yes. Yeah. Okay. So he was up. The Sarah talked about like he's just disgusting.

He's just another example of a disgusting piece of shit. And we now there's some talk. So as we know that the Russians taught Epstein a skill of putting cameras and clean x boxes. So that was like one of the things that he would do.

I was like the blows. Oh, any. And there was some talk about whether or not. So Andrew used to go through with a fine tooth comb with his help. To make sure that they were all properly organized by size and shape.

And they had to be done. It would take hours for them to do it properly. Yes. I know what else they're doing. He had two people.

They got into something. Or it has a teddy bear's again. I don't know. Who fucking knows? I wish I had someone to go through my DVDs.

Oh, I know. I know. So I'm going to fix my tire pressure. And these guys like the it is just the he's just such a fucking pervert. And they might kick him kick him out.

Well, they've got to put him in prison. There's nothing to even get him on the child shit. That was the part that fucked me up the most. They got him on espionage. Yeah.

So they have him dead to rights when information that he sent to Epstein about financial moves that the fucking royals were doing so that he could get in on it. It's the definition of insider trading. And so he, parents, Prince Andrew dating, of course. Because they don't, they don't got them.

This, it's, it's sat out their ladies. We know that it's extremely sat out there for women. And in order for them to, this is what we were saying. This is why cash but tell our fuck that fucking moron. That's the reason why he said there was nothing to go on.

Is because there's literally no video of Trump's face next to a newspaper with his penis entering into a child. Like there is no that and even that wouldn't necessarily.

“It's like they, that's what they're saying.”

Yeah. In terms of there's no quote unquote smoking gun. Because it's extremely difficult as we know to litigate out.

Do sexual assault for regular people never mind.

Because it's like because they hold this burden of proof. Like it's just like fucked up. A woman has woman gets raped has to go deal with an extreme physical search. You have to go up inside you do all this.

And then just hours. Yes. And then it just sits and then they just go.

“And so I think that it's going to be a, they're not going to get.”

We're not going to get the justice we want. Jeffrey Epstein being dead is the closest thing we got. I mean, someone's got to go down. I mean, Aditya just quit. You know, lots of people are fucking con bondy.

Just said straight up that that's woman caller.

Con bondy basically just said, we're not, they're done.

We're done. Well, they're done for now until the fucking shit switches over. And then we arrest her ass first. Well, I beat. She's, I beat.

Show me a Democrat with a spine. And I will show you and I will, I might think. I, these are all people. Trump's first term went to prison. I don't even know the number.

It doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't make it. It doesn't make it. They're all going to get locked up except for him.

But then they get less than they get released again. And then we all get everybody goes. We're like, good game. Democrats are helping us go. Good game.

Everybody. Yeah. And walk away. Peter Till just gives a bunch of money to fucking everybody. Yeah.

Yeah. So these people can be fucking. People suck my fucking dick. Well, you know, I'm angry.

Yeah.

But I'm trying to figure out how to be funny about it.

“I think Andrew's going to get any time or anything.”

No. You don't think for the espionage. Nothing. No. I didn't get what he will get.

Hopefully. There's an opportunity. Kill himself and jail. That is what I think. I think he's going to get an opportunity to off himself.

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Catcher. More than a smasher. He has to buy and roll tops. Catch and release. No, I didn't release it.

If you're a baby lawnmower diesel, of course it is. Don't use yet. Let it gasoline. Well, like then it'll set on fire.

“Honestly, it's a good old fashioned propane.”

Yeah. And then you can also grow some meats on top of the lips if you want. Clean bird. This is Jackie Ziprasky my sister. Oh, it's me talking about her.

Are you doing? Yes, and you might know her from LPN Romantician page seven. Who's the bitch? Is the bitch? I'll tell you the fucking bitch is you.

It's me. Yeah. Yeah, because I voted this year. So this year. Yeah.

How are you? Yeah. What do you do? I had it all ballot. I filled it out.

I filled it out. I filled it out. I saved my I voted stickers and wear him on random days just to like confuse people. Oh, yeah. What do I do?

What did I make sure of? First of all. Also, did you wear this Mariah Carey shirt for me? Oh, I love my Mariah Carey shirt. Yeah.

We got it at the show. I like this shirt because her press. I like wearing a pantsless. Yeah. It looks like I'm Mariah Carey.

It doesn't look like false. It's like what Joey says. Oh, my God. Mariah. How are you getting here?

All right. Mariah. Your balls have gotten so big. All right. Like you.

I've tried nipples on the balls. They're close here now and Lao Jackie her time. The reason why Jackie is here today is for blaming her time. Yes. She is actually here to plug something that's not on the network go.

Yes. And I'm not talking about plugging up this hole on the bottom or plugging up this hole up top. Unless that's what you're into. You should give slash thick a try.

of my holes. Well, the answer is yes. In a way.

Are you plugging the project?

I am slash thick. Check it out. It is a dating sim game where you can have sex with slasher that are based on different IP. So I.

A serial killer. That real serial killer. No. I mean, they are. It's like there's leather.

There's like there's a mic whose base off of Michael Myers. Mine. There's no like Domer. No. No.

No. killer. Oh, that's fine. So my, yeah, so they're these big sexy guys and now we've got slash thick cuffing season, which is the second part of this and I'm coming in my name is Penny. I am a Horlachwyn clown. I am based off of Pennywise and I can know your deepest fee. Is it like a Jason who's like really fat and stupid and all the kids fuck with them? No, no, no, they're all just really hot. You just really want to in fact. I think hockey player Jason. Not in there.

I mean, if you just rivalry crossover waiting that way, they get this pass by all these various copyright boards.

“No, because that's the thing is that they're not it's just it's an illusion. That's why I'm penny and I look nothing like Penny.”

Honestly, I'm really excited for you to enter into the world of video games. This is something you have been obsessed with for a very long time. I love dating games. I love I've been playing dating games for so long and I have been wanting to voice a character in one of these games. And honestly, what's really cool about this company is that it's a woman owned. Tegibles up woman owned and they are trying to have the creators keep their IP. So a lot of the money goes directly to the creators. It is funded by the creators as for the creators.

In fact, I am now currently working on my own cryptid fuck game so that we can start banging cryptid. Wow. That's great. I want to stick it all down. He loves coding. Yes. So I won't, you know. She is down deep in the barrels of coding as you see just like the pennies to check. Yeah. Oh, I know. Okay. Okay. But Jackie's playing it.

Yeah. That was weird. Is that why would you have an amorphous blob? The picture's up up. Rob pulled up the picture up there. So I've got this like cat mask on. I think I'm they wanted me to be a bit of like a really insane southern bell. And so you either get fucked by the slasher or you get killed by us.

I'm just going to be one or the other. I work and they find it. They can find it on the app Dorian get the app Dorian and all of it is free. And you can now then like as you're playing the game, you can give your money directly to the creators for the crazier scenes. Oh, God. Oh, there's full like there's full titties. There's more. There's more in there. And you fuck priest. Are there titties in there? There's not titties and dicks in it.

But it is very it is written for us. Romanticie lovers out there and is very fun.

“Honestly, a lot of female identifying and queer people that are writing beautiful stories.”

Where I had no idea that I wanted to be called a piggy piggy by leather face. I did this as a term of inderman and I'm sick of people making an insult. Kai Piggie. How does he do you like piggy? How does Julie find it when you call do you say quiet piggy to Julie? We like we love our piggy talks. Julie doesn't mind it at all.

I don't say I'm not even ending this to any other husband. Julie understands my love of piggy. And she knows that when I say piggy, it is a compliment. It's a compliment to her. It's a compliment to her. His paints are smart.

You call her that a fucking toddler. Absolutely. I call my wife a woman. Yeah. I have a friend good. Grandpa should have been a woman for periods.

Oh, why? Cramps. Cramps. Oh, because the cramps. Yeah.

“I didn't even think that honestly I haven't had a cramp in like 10 years.”

So I don't know what to do. Really down here. Because we started talking about the IUD. Oh, that's full circle. That's amazing.

It's amazing. I've realized it did more than that. Yeah, it's absolute all the way. We have the positive point out of the way. Yes.

And now it's time for you to enter into the world of side stories. Because I'm sick of all the positivity you've been talking about up until this point. I am, I am over it. I do a lot of positivity as well. I know on the brighter side.

Sick and the other way. So you're upset with both of us. I know. I'm just saying. Some bring you both down a pack.

All right.

So we got, we got the first great story today.

You talked about fall and love. What is like getting up there dating? But no one ever really talks about the perils of marriage. I really, that's a good thing that nobody really talks about marriage. You know, you're married now, Jackie.

I am married. I like the shells of marriage. Well, you know, it's a lot of shells in marriage. If Cheryl's not being a big ol' big. Yeah, she's like a stepping out of the shells.

But the one thing you know, one thing you could take to the bank,

Never. The person you're sleeping next to is a labyrinth of mirrors.

Someone that you'll never really even know.

Even if they are a previous American idol contestant. Whoa. Put the dog down. You can't. No, you can't be distracted.

You're being distracted. You're being distracted. You're being distracted. You're being distracted. Look at this.

You're getting out of him like that. He did this to me earlier. Camp gets numbers. You're kidding me. This is for the Netflix crowd.

I forgot. Yeah. This is for Netflix. We're fluffing it. Yeah.

What are you talking about? This is champs good. This is our bet. This is our bet. This is our bet.

I apologize to him. I apologize to you. I apologize to you. I'm sorry champ. Thank you.

Anyway, let's talk about this guy. No, I don't. You don't.

No, I've never watched American Idol.

I watched dancing with the stars this year for the first time, though. I did too. It was surprisingly enjoyable. Delightful. What an absolute delight watching that robber.

When just. Oh. Oh.

“What did Robert Hill when kill his kill his fucking family?”

I think no. No. He didn't kill the stingray. And that's. He respected it.

Oh. Fucking. Gosh. The rest of his life on the stingray. It's every day.

Cooking. Cooking. Wake up every day and stop a stingray to death. No. On the side of his boat.

He should have a stamp. Every time he kills the stingray. Yeah. That's the same way when a line through it. You're right.

He's a pussy. Does it rip its guts out when it stings? You did the stingray at least. No. No.

No. No. Doesn't do. It's just. It just stabbed the heart with the bar.

That's. It's in assassin. Yeah. The quiet assassin. Yes.

Yes. Speaking of a quiet assassin. Oh. That's your matchup. This guy by the name of the use.

He's a cute guy. You guy. He is by the name of Caleb Flynn. He is a pastor. And he is the former American Idol contestant.

Let's hear his interview over on the American Idol. Okay. Rob. He's going to start playing the guitar for me. That's exactly what he does.

My name is Caleb Flynn. I'm from Tip City, Ohio. I auditioned. - Yes. - I'm gonna give you a turn.

- Music is all I know, it's what I live to do,

“and I love to sing, so that's why auditioned.”

Maybe my wife kind of nudged me a little bit too. My first thought when I got my golden ticket, honestly all I could do was cover my face, because I cried a little bit, kind of a crybaby. - Yeah.

- You get it for my mom and my dad. But it was honestly just pure joy, excitement. I tried out for American Idol two or three years ago, and I didn't make it. And so to get this was all the more sweeter,

and all the more meaningful, so it's awesome. - Okay. - The person that inspires me to be in former, I guess, would say the Lord, I'm a music pastor. So that's my job, every week is to go up there

and to sing, and to connect what I do on stage to the congregation. So first and foremost, obviously is the Lord. The thing that makes me unique, you know, I absolutely love the Lord.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh my God. - She is very, very pretty. - Oh, cool. - Do you call her a piggy? - Cut.

(panting) - Yeah, get rid of this guy, send him back to the Lord that made him. - No, it is a good chance that happened. - I will say I do think that he did that his own wife.

So he can, allegedly. - But he said he loved his wife, and you know that means he means it. - He can do it a little too much. - Oh wow.

- So we did one of my favorite things in True Crime as when a man calls in and tells the 911 operator exactly how he murdered the person, but in a third way. - But if somebody else had done it?

- So he calls, and the first thing he goes is, you know, I need an ambulance, like well, what's the problem here, sir? And he's like, my wife is shot three times in the head. (laughing)

- I'm sorry, he's looking so much chaos. Three separate shots in the head. - I don't know how, and they're like, are the kids still in the house? He's like, yes, yes, the murderer might still be in there.

“And they're like, oh my god, do you think that the kids are okay?”

And he's like, oh wow, yeah. (laughing) (laughing) - Did he pretend to check out of, did Brett, no, none of it. - And so he does one of those, and then he goes in.

- Wow, he looks a lot different post, murder of his wife. - Yeah, he's got what we call school bus head. - Well, now that 13 years of past since he was on American Idol, I think the issue is as that we're seeing here is age. - Yeah, and the Lord abandoned him finally.

- What I do like is that as he got older, his hair concentrated on a more pinpoint part of his skull. - Yeah, he looks like a cone head. He looks like he's becoming a cone head. He's mid-transformation.

- I maybe that's why he killed her.

- He never got out of tip city.

Never left tip city. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Couldn't he, he never gave the whole thing, just slightly didn't there, then right back out. - Jackie, do you remember?

Do you ever watch Worst Cooks of Food Network?

- First of all, the Emberl story is terrible.

- I don't know what I'm talking about. - Oh, Emberl, somebody I loved on food network has now done my suicide, and-- - The most hardcore non lesbian lesbian in the universe, he didn't know what it's very sad.

- She had a hair, she had a hair like a fucking napalm tsunami. - And she was a quite a leader on the Food Network show Worst Cooks. - You liked her breast, didn't you? - No, she's gross.

- Okay. - But I mean, that was a responsible way. - I mean, we were respectful way. - She's not gross. - No, she's not like that, she's not like that.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry everybody. That was my dad, everybody's upset. - It's fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry everybody. That was my dad, everybody's upset. - It's fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry everybody's upset.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - And we should be thanked for allowing him to run this network. - So, my disability makes me special and fun.

- Unlike the BBC, we have nothing. - Yes, we can do it. - We can do it, do it. - Oh, God. - So, in the world, in the world, in Brazil,

so she was found in a cascade of pills dead in her shower. And they just now released that there was a suicide note. She had kept a suicide journal.

“And then do you remember that also for more suicide journal?”

- Yes, yes. - Where she had kept a separate document where she was writing all of her sad balls and thoughts. - Extremely sad, it really fucked up. - It's very sad.

- But it also on worse close. - It's totally against journaling, right? - I thought I was journaling the problem. - I don't need, I know how many people we know and have gotten, so I read their journal

and they had to break up with their significant other. - But it's 'cause you shouldn't be reading their journal.

- I know, but the person who, it's always the person

that's what the journal is, and it has to read. - This is the problem though, is I remember, I'll never forget, when Mom came into my room after having read my journal and she wrote, "If you don't want someone to know something,

"never write it down." - Yeah. - That's not, I feel like. - Yeah, what is this, like, 'cause I know stuff. - Right, I just know, I was like, "It's just my entire journal."

(laughing) - I love it, Robin, immediately brought up the diary of April. - And for it, it's not a journal, it's a diary. - It's a diary. - It's a diary.

- It's a diary, it's a diary. - It's a diary. - So, I always want to talk about what, it also for Morris Cooks, that lady that killed her child, that one worse cooks in season two.

- She killed her child. - You killed her child. - Food poisoning. - That question is Jackie, what is it with, reality, television, show people, and true grime?

- 'Cause they're not real celebrities. They're just fucking shoved into celebrity. - Yes, yes. - They don't have to earn it. - It's the woman. - Think about, honestly,

“think about the stunt casting of the show Chicago, right?”

It's being infamous.

It's the idea that RoxyHark is always,

oftentimes brought in to be played by a celebrity. Why are you making this make sense? - It's a big jump until Chicago land. Why do we do that? - On page seven, we've been talking about Whitney

from a secret life of Mormon wives, is playing RoxyHark, but she's not the first time a RoxyHark is like, "Pam Anderson" has played her, - Yeah, it's a princess casting. - But the reason why they stunt cast that specific

is because of the, especially with like reality, television, stuff like that, it's the idea of being infamous. - Why was Renee Zellva grinning at the Oscar Romney film? - Because she won Oscars to do it.

- After the fact. - Yeah, that was, but she knew what she was gonna go catch. - She should've been looking at Lisa Marie Presley. - She can't pick her anymore. - Wait, she's dead.

- Well, yeah, back in the day. - Oh, I think she was too old then by then to play her. What's she gonna play up against Catherine Zeta Jones? - Catherine Zeta Jones was like 65 years old in that film. - No, she's not even nine years old. - No, she's not even nine years old.

- No, she's not. - No, she's not. - What are you with? - I'm gonna turn it out. - Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. - I'm not sure if I got it. - I'm not sure if I got it. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

“- Becoming famous no matter what, I think there is that part of,”

like even in, like you look at a Whitney from Secret Life's The Mormon Wives, that she was straight up like, oh, you want me to be the villain in this show, so that I can get on Broadway. She's openly said, I will, like, keep giving me the villain at it. I'll keep being this bitch.

If it means I'm gonna have a career after this. And so that's kind of how they spun it. And so why do we kill these people? - Do they sing 25 or 64? - Chicago? - Yeah, I know, yeah.

- Yeah, they throw the big band version of Chicago. That's through the, you know, the half time. - We both, we both, the gun, we both, we both, the gun, we both, the gun, we both, the gun, we both. - More saxophone. - More saxophone.

- No. (laughing) - Yes. - All right, so that's, I guess you could say this. - During Dana Jones, it was approximately 31 to 33 years old during the production of Chicago.

- Absolutely. - Absolutely. - Approximately. - Approximately.

- In her, if you have to put her age as approximately,

during the time period, there is some doubts. - She's got secret. - Of course. - And don't bring this up in front of Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey is pretended to not have a birthday for many men's years.

- Oh, Carey was forged. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She was not born. - Right there. - Right there. - Forged by natural water.

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, that was like the now, the movement of water. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - So what's your advice for this guy?

- Oh, what? (laughing) - It sounds like he reached her hair of his problem. (laughing) - The main problem was that he put the three bullets in her head and didn't save any for the kids.

'Cause now he's got to go be a single father.

- Slash-fick. - You know? - The game is coming out, you got to go to Doris. - And the last thing. - And the last thing. - Don't worry, man. - Also, if you're listening to this on Wednesday,

and if you happen to be in LA, check out the ripped bodice because your wife and I are going to be doing a monsters against Ice Show. It's pro-monster-fucking, as long as those monsters are not a member of Ice Show.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - So 100% of the donations go towards Charla as well. - What about the Epstein list?

“- What if I think that your wife is doing enough work”

on the Epstein list in some of her other things? - I sometimes wonder if we're in the Epstein list, but like walking around inside of it, like it's the back rooms. That's how to battle the NIR right now.

- Yes. - That we just sort of kiss. - Finding the monsters. - We talk about what we just read in a separate room. - You know, some different various crimes. So Natalie goes from the Epstein list

to like straight up fucking monsters. - Yes. - And then you expect to have normal conversations with her? - We don't. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I don't expect to have what, what?

- No, I mean. - It's been very crazy because I recently, I was watching the process of my husband's mother die. And during all of this, I've been listening to these books. - From top to bottom.

- Supernova. - Oh, yeah. - You're watching, it started at the hair, by the time I got to the toes, I was like, she's dust. - But I've been listening to these just monster, and like these, like, people are getting raled

by 12 foot bachelis and then I'm holding my husband as he's crying and I'm just listening to this. And you know, the dichotomy of life. Isn't it beautiful? - It really is and speaking of the dichotomy of life.

There's so many ways for us to try to get back to nature. - Yes. - You know, you lost monster fucking. - Yes, we were talking about monster fucking. - And it's really hard because I feel like we've been separated from nature by technology.

- Mm-hmm. - You're right. - We've been separated. - And lost. - From our natural instincts.

“- Yeah. - And I think that's why it's really good”

to have you here to talk about the Kentucky man that was found covered in fur after he was allegedly caught having sex with a deer's corpse. - Now, when you say covered in fur, are we talking, he glued it to himself?

- I don't think it was that organized. - Okay. - I think he's skinned a deer. - Oh, put on its fur and then fucked its skinless corpse. - Ellen Osborne. - Oh, the same one.

Didn't go out to find another deer? - You know, it's surprisingly not that much information and decided to cut him for that. I want to say, shame on you, local twins. - Get more information. - Get more information.

- We have a cover up happening from the merry tippity top of the government all the way on down and you don't want us to know whether or not he got the hair separate from the deer's corpse. He was fucking, yes, he was covered in fur

for all we know it's dog fur. - Wow. - Do we want to see this fucking intact dead deer? But I don't think that's what it was. He also could just be Polish Italian. - I mean, if you saw me fucking a dead deer

and I also happen to be covered in dirt, let's just pause at this, right? 'Cause right now it seems to be the big issue is, is that someone saw him covered in fur, that would seem to be the big issue, right?

- And they thought they saw him fucking a corpse on the side of the other road. - The cultic cops, they got him.

At first it was this whole big idea

that he was covered in fur.

“But now I'm certain to think, if I was dirty, right?”

In a ditch, I'm in a retention pond. I'm fucking a deer corpse, I'm covered in brown hair. - Okay. - If I'm already covered in brown, brown, brown hair. - Right, if I get slathered with dirt, it's very possible you would think I'm covered in fur.

- Yeah. - I'm fucking the thing. - Right. - So if thing is very possible, looking at the man himself, I think that Alan Osborn might have touch back here. - So they're saying you're triggered by this thing.

- No, he could have covered in hair, he could have not been covered in fur, I'd just say. - I'd be insurrating and to be for sure. - Wow. - Okay, that's what you're doing.

- Oh, okay. - Oh, okay. - You know, do you think that the sheriff's,

it's better if he was pretending to be a deer,

fucking the other deer, that they're like, we gotta let everybody know he's covered in fur because like at least he thought he was a deer, fucking another deer. - That's very optimistic of you,

“and I like that way of looking at the way I think it's true.”

- Thank you. - Yeah, I actually think that they like the idea that he's covered in fur, 'cause this might be a big jump, literally, but they're like furries. - That is right. - That's them furries.

- That's the idea. - That's them furries. - That's pretty scary. - That's pretty scary. - They're meeting like, oh my god,

say it for Cisco. San Francisco, San Francisco, San Francisco, San Francisco, San Francisco. - Runin' a horrible roadkill. - I'm gonna go down here.

No, that roadkill was for it. That was for it, and for stewing. All right, but that might, he might have done it. - Yeah, he did it. - He did it, he'd done it, he'd done it.

- Yes, and it's disgusting when it's a kid. - He's coming. - He's coming, he's juicing it. It's just come, he's juicing. - It's just come a lot of hair as stews.

- He does look ashamed. - I will say that. - Yes, he does look ashamed. - He doesn't cut. His head's eyes are down.

“I think, you know, he's got an hour in front of it.”

- He's got an hour in front of it. - He's got an hour in front of it. - Yeah, well, that view. - Boston, if he was looking in the camera. - Yeah, he's got an hour in front of it.

- Yeah, $1,000 watch, smile, like full, like if he had full, like veer in the ear, but yes, hi. - Actually, this is a perfect time to bring this up. This is a part of our monster fucker show because there is a dog shifter in the world

of Sookie Stackhouse, who's like, he is a hot guy regular ladies, just like the owner of this bar. But then she started seeing this colleague at night. And then she started noticing all these pregnant dogs around town.

- A lot of these are wear lessies. - So he's a, yes, he's a wear lessie. - He's all the animal fucking stuff. - But then that's like, question for you though. Is he, is he a, does he have a human brain

when he's a dog, like if he's in his dog form? Does he still have a human brain? And so it's the human brain choosing to fuck other dogs? Or is it a dog's brain so he has no control over it? - It's a dog's brain.

There's no brain, another man with a normal brain is trying to fuck dogs unless he's thinking that the dogs are attractive when he's a man. - How does he shift back into being a human if he has a dog's brain?

- 'Cause it's his whole thing switches back. It's a wear, it's a wear lessie. - How does he understand lessie at night? - Man, they're in the day and it's nothing. - But that's not even the case.

He can choose shifts at will. - I think, here's the, I know, you're right, you're right. - Thank you, thank you, I think he's a fucking perfect. You should be arrested. - Well, this is why I'm saying that there are times

that you are like, you're supposed to be like attracted to this character in the book. And I'm like, I can't be because in my head, he's a dog that fucks other dogs. - That's the thing, again, like get this off the screen.

- Get that button. - The dead one. - Side her. - The screen. - Yeah. - Yeah. - This is like, this is like, this is like, probably. - Yeah. - Is anything involving dog, penises, makes me want to put

a gun in my fucking head. - Yeah. - And I do, oh, this is me. - Oh, my, my new boy.

His little penis came out for the first time.

- Oh, I'm so happy that they're all at such a good day. - Chop, oh my gosh. - Oh, is he looking at it? - Ideally. - A jewelry shop or a shop, a shop, a shop, a shop, a shop, a shop, a shop.

- We're cutting this nuts off, but I was happy. - Yeah, I think it's showing that he's starting to get comfortable. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And do comfortable. - Yeah. - All right, let's get out of here.

- Well, DC, I know that the monsters have a, like, like,

“I mean, monster. - That's why I just pause at the question,”

like, that's not what I'm into. - Yeah. - Well, the cops said that he was actually kind of horny, and then he got mad. He's like, I'm, ancillary.

- Help me. - Yeah. - And he's brilliant. (laughing) - And he's brilliant. - And he's brilliant. - Let me know if I'm good. - Yeah. - Jack, if you're on a short amount of time,

and we, I wanted to do something before, she's allowed to leave. - Okay. - So on her show, page seven, she works with him, she didn't have a lot of obviously for many years. She's a little thing that she likes to do on her show,

segment, she likes to snack corn. - I like it because you've called it snack attack, you've called it snack corn, and you've called it almost everything except its name, which is literally Jackie's snackies.

It rhymes with my name, but I like that you hate it. - I don't like it. - And Henry gets saying, I'm gonna snack attack you on Tuesday. I'm a snack attack you on Tuesday, and I was like, I don't know what that means.

- I'm trying to embrace you. - I appreciate this.

- And so when I, so I'll just never have it.

- No, no, no, we don't talk to you either. - When they're dad died, no hugs. - Definitely. - Yeah. - And we're not a touchy family.

- I'm not touchy family. - And so I'm a touchy. (laughing) - So I wanted to do, I wanted to just snack attack you. - Okay.

- So Jackie's snack attack, everybody knows the segment. (laughing) - It's awesome. - I don't know, it's Jackie's snackies.

and she springs them on her people, right?

The guests on the show, but most of the time they're pleasant. - And you like 'em, you like 'em. - Yes. - This one I tried to be nice, yes. - Have you had any bad ones?

- Sure, of course we have. - Let's the worst snack you've had. - Well, we had that, we got the Thanksgiving Oreos, and specifically they had a roasted turkey Oreo, that was, it smelled so much like roasted turkey

and an Oreo mix together, but the turkey was so turkey that it true, like I did throw up. - Yeah, yeah, that was so apparently through up as well. - Yes. - So I made sure there was no turkey in it

for there wasn't any actual turkey in it. - No, there's no real food in this thing. I saw this, and I knew you had to try this,

“and I knew the only way it was gonna happen”

is if we did it on camera, I don't like it. - I'm so scared, I'm so scared. - I saw the idea, do I have to eat it too?

- No, I saw the sunlight.

- I saw the sunlight, I have to do it. - This we are not sponsored by them, we have no idea if they know, and I think that these are fine. So every year apparently, progressive soups puts out a series of hard candies

that they run out immediately, and I had no idea that they did this, we do good put, we are still doing good put with good put season 2 is coming out, we're working on it, actually. - But by the way, I find the term hard candy offensive.

- Thank you, I'm sorry, I have to rest. - And so progressive, I'm sorry, I love, I'm sorry, I have to rest, this is one of my new, It's the new things for this week, for this week I can do it. Quite easy.

And so this one I have here, this is a, they are progressals soup drops. The tagline is soup you can suck on. Oh, no. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

They are limited edition. Wow. They sell it immediately. I don't know. I have heard about these.

I've never been able to get them before.

You got them on eBay. I want them on eBay. And they just be free in nursing homes. They come in three flavors. I got more.

Oh, I think they're the daughter who can. Yep. So this one soup drops. This one is, so they have a big one Italian wedding. They give you a big one of chicken noodles.

I love this. Right. So they're Italian wedding. So what they do here is they give you a can of soup. Right.

So this is a can of jagged noodles. So you can. So you can compare. You know what it is. Yeah.

No, no, no, no. That's some progress. That's a soup in there. Yeah. These are soup drops.

So I guess is it chunky like is there a melty center?

“Now it says you need to flavor that natural flavors.”

Mm. Okay. Everything's natural. Wait. But there's different kinds inside the soup.

It is beef pot roast, cool chicken noodle and tomato basil. I think which one would you like to try? Tomato basil is probably the only one that's actually kind of maybe good. I feel like if I'm going to do this, I should eat the beef. First of all, you know.

Let's hear it pop. Yeah. We know the fresh. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah.

Tennis balls. Okay. Here we go. We can figure out which one is which by color. Oh.

No. I don't know. There are all levels of the dough. It's just to be beef. Yeah.

They definitely look like there's little chunky chunks. Which one do you want to do, Jackie? Do you want to red or you want to brown? I guess I want to. I feel like if I'm going to do this, I should do a beef pot roast.

Red. I mean, you're going to do chicken noodle. I'm going to take whatever this red is. Red is obviously tomato basil. Well, then I'll do.

But one of it's like a brown tomato basil. I'll do tomato basil because I feel like that's like a bloody married. Or here we go. This should this might be beef. Yeah.

This was a shot of vodka. That's it. Yeah. That's a shot of vodka. All right.

Should we do it all at the same time? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it the same time. Okay.

All right. Watch out. Oh, no. You want that. He probably would love it.

Right. Oh god, my tis looks spaghettios. Yeah, I kind of like mine

“Honestly, yeah, there's tomato basil I like it mine's tomato basil had you know, it's a basil”

You don't like to be you're like the beef It takes a spaghettios. Yeah, I love everything I said every day I used to get home from school And I'd put on the Heidi cartoon and I'd eat like to dance Much sweeter than I expected it to be the tomato basil one is sweet the other one does taste like roasted beef

This is real. Yeah, I don't want I'm just throwing it out just because I don't barf bucket

“We haven't barf bucket. Yeah, we brought no deal. These are actually realistic. No, it's okay”

I it's more delicious than I expected It's like it's probably just like a like a bouillon cube. I it's like sucking on a bouillon cube I mean, that's you're talking my language some people eat bouillon cubes You know some people really need that dose of sodium and I've got a glass of it You know come it's like beef. Come on. Is it my tongue burn? It is a I feel like the flavors not gonna go away any time soon

It's still in my mouth. Yeah. Yeah, it's really I just put yours out. Yeah, I'm just cuz I'm in the microphone It is I and I will say sorry for everybody that hates the mouth sounds out there I couldn't give a fucking shit the mouth sounds. You know what it is if you can't

I understand the misophoning of people I get it every single time we always get emails about it. Yeah, I guess what man

You can't handle little tiny sounds how the fuck are you gonna deal with 20 26 This is a powerful of tiny sound

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It's just say I mean she's still at a nightmare clown So it's not gonna be Roses over here, but you know, I still think we should have like a really fat don't be kid named Jason Who I'm like beats up on that and you move I love it. This is what you were trying to get me to put the squank into my cryptid fuck game

It's well fun. I always what the sad fat went in there. I think it's fun the squanka should be great

Cause then somebody like no put you wants to put you And it just farts out but you could rail the hell out of a squawk Yeah, and I don't even know what hearing wait till you're done Counting on it pounding on it. Yeah, just let it know I don't want to just let it happen to him though. You imagine what kind of fat piece of shit

You'd have to be I have press but like You know you were kind of fat piece to shit. You'd have to be to use progressive soup suckers as cough drops Oh my god, or if to give it to somebody and make them actually feel better I'm like come on just suck on a little bit of muscle

“I mean, honestly the chicken soup one I can see the logic. Yeah, I can see the logic on that being what you should do”

But obviously I don't want to see it in my mouth shouldn't happen. I'll say though way less bad than I thought they were gonna be they really We're not I was nervous when you said you were gonna snack attack me. I was like God help us after good put It really could be absolutely everything good coming back. It's my favorite show in the network We're about we are working on the script for it. Oh, we're doing a whole thing for this all right Okay, it's gonna be great, though, and you're it's gonna be worth the wait. Can I come back as the bird again? Yeah

That means we're gonna have to go back to the beach and us the zorowski's on the beach. It's never a good time

Yeah, I got the same guts a couple sizes the net food and jello's um Why don't we go off find me a little old surfer boy to play around All right, Jackie. Thank you for joining us. You got a talk about 11-year-old boy You killed his dad because he took his Nintendo switch away. How far Dad deserved it

Thank you Jackie. I love you. I'm gonna play your sexy video game You're not going to but supported by it. I'll buy it. Just buy it. I'll buy it. You don't have to play it Yeah, you know because now four years off for me. I see I'm mad at Jackie Sims I didn't bring this up on the show because the last time Jackie did sims she like created all of us I know and then the fucking sims killed Tutsi. Yes

Why I know is that Natalie and I broke up and I am living outside you really yeah fucking kill Tutsi and Also you got it wrong Rambo died. Tutsi's fine. Tutsi's never going to die Tutsi learned at a fly. Yeah, Tutsi hovered. Yeah, I watched you do the thing hover She's my baby. I love her. She's my little girl. I'm glad that I don't have an 11-year-old boy Dude, I am more thankful that we don't have kids every single time I read another story

But children shooting their fucking parents. Yeah. Yeah, so this happened kid. It's got to be stopped It's allegedly but we're pretty sure it happened an 11-year-old boy had his Nintendo switch

Looking for the switch and then he didn't find the switch. He found a gun. He turned and he shot his father

What cuz he wanted to switch and then he went and hid in the closet dude Screaming daddy's dad. I killed daddy dude. This kid hard core He called the fucking 911 on himself. We understand that screen time could be a problem for the children A lot of much now. This is the thing guys Just give it to him

“Honestly at this 20-26 man. Just give it to him. Just fucking give it. Just give it to him. What do we do here?”

Yeah, they need it. They need it. That kid fucking over my fucking dead body. Yes, you can play a switch I'll play with you Honestly, I'm kind of mad that the 11-year-old if he really wanted to teach his father But less than you just hold the gun at him. Yeah, you know like I think and you be like fucking switch your decision Rob hey daddy. Hey daddy looks like I'm your daddy now. I'm your fucking daddy now

Right? Oh, yeah, but he did as a know about leverage. Yeah, so that's a problem with 11-year-olds at a room They understand they can be used for negotiating tools instead of just straight murder dude Because what you murder daddy gets it you're not gonna get when they're treating you like an adult in jail, which they are? Well, it's going to the juvenile court I think I thought that they said they're treating like an adult this the this is the the pre-teens lawyer told local outlets They had no comment on the case, but his goal is to get his client into juvenile court

He's literally not even a pre-teen. He's 11. Yeah, he's on his birthday. Oh Oh, you can't take away This is birthday, you know if I can I mean if it's birthday a little play with the gun all I know is this that it's certainly the switch didn't teach him The lesson was to shoot what you don't like Yeah, I know that yeah

So there's no way he was in like I'm gonna do like a dude and call a duty I'm gonna fucking blow my father's brains out. Oh my god. So my little nephew. He's like 10 11 something like that He's this kid's age. How is he even shoot a gun net 11? He's playing Call of Duty My little nephew he's playing Call of Duty. Now I'm like you're playing Call of Duty and he's like, yeah I call duty. I'm having a good time. I like Call of Duty. Yeah, it's all out of fun. How's it cool? What'd you do? He's like earlier today

I was planning to get to Nazi and I ran out of both so I beat him the death of my helmet That's a real man. You're talking to the world. I were talking to Nazi in a real life beat him the death of your bicycle home. That's it you learn It's crazy. He said he was looking for the switch inside the safe and found the gun instead

“Yeah, yeah, I should have done that. Yeah, that's why you got to do the combo lock safe”

That's why it's more like kid can't figure that out. You can't be in the same place

Yeah, I really should never put the switch where the gun is no never honestly because you never I never want one or the other

I was very much want my gun. I also don't have the kid. Yeah, the kid is a problem You raise them run give them the screen time talk about ultimately being immediately punished for racing your child and correctly Right, that's that Yeah, obviously the kids going to jail. He's 11 love and you're all to just feel like it's just really strange Did really think that the idea is like it just jumped in who has had to shoot his father dead. I don't think you thought about it

Kids don't understand death. We've learned that plenty of time No, don't get the poor kids get the poor kids get it. They don't get it. I didn't get it, you know, no, so it's so when you you get a little older You start getting closer to death. Oh, wait a second. I'm not going to ride a bike. Oh, yeah Live every day knowing for a fact in every moment you actually get closer to death. Yeah, and love the fact that you know it that Consciously because we're man and not animal all right, and you could laugh the face of death knowing that oh

Death tells me otherwise when I'm going to do Live on grow change before we close out. I got I got a request from the To the audience if you don't mind, please, so this crazy as shit Elmencho murdered the cartel leader Mexico is on fire Henry and I we specifically stay away from cartels I do not we don't understand it if somebody can give me a good download of what is going on in Mexico right now

Side stories L P O T L the GML dot com we know that the Elmencho that the bosses of bosses of the I would be holistic Go yeah cartel was murdered now they are doing it's social media. Let's cover man. Well, we we gave them info I just want to also love to know because I've had several people reach out when we talked about the Canadian that got murdered in Mexico about how we didn't get murdered is our capture you're captured But basically they cash but tell again in his wisdom. He basically revealed the FBI helped

We're in Mexico right now the United States government is in Mexico always there we but now

“We I think we had a hands-off policy for a while and now we are actively”

Destroying the infrastructure that's currently held together

The main problem with killing a big boss like this is that he had

“Was seem to sort of like a stability there was like a stability that had created and there was almost like a kind of deep state government”

Yeah, he'd climbed through his ruthlessness, but also like kind of seems like he kept everything in control

But the problem is it now, but that's bad right it's like this. I'm the same thing

It's like now we wiped out the guy now. You're looking at all these various different separate font like Parts all fighting each other to try to decide whether or not they're gonna coalesce as one or all just be separate side Stories LPO TL at gmail.com. Please. Thank you very much guys. We got shows coming up Yes, we talked about crime wave at sea. Yes, Alaska is reschedule But we're also coming up or banner Illinois. Dude very excited can't wait got a lot of good

Recommendations are good racks. I can't wait. That's gonna be on March 14th come see Henry and I talk our fucking bullshit We're gonna have for you near you dear kids. Yes, um Lexington Kentucky on April 26 Netflix is a joke Allegedly allegedly a Netflix is a joke. That's gonna be a Los Angeles on May 7th at the Avalan at 945 p.m. Come see that show

“Rochester, New York on May 30th and London, Ontario on June 28th also if you want to come see me in LA”

I got stand up on April 3rd over at the Lyric Hyperion co-headlining with Amber Nelson. That's gonna be fun

It's gonna be amazing. I know Amber's got her own show Amber's got her own fucking show every Friday over at the club house

Yeah, you can see Amber every fucking Friday here in Los Angeles. So come see that shit That starts in March. I'm gonna do her first show in March six so if you want to see that. That's a free show April 11th p.f. Fest in Tallahassee. That's gonna be fucking all over that shit with holding McNeely and then me him in Danny Pedrosion are gonna drive to Jacksonville the next day and perform advice to our stadium The Jacksonville jumbo shrimp stadium. I couldn't be more excited and then July 10th a salute to Bethlehem with Dan Becker and Ruby dear

Local heroes. I'm saluting Bethlehem for no reason whatsoever. You're allowed And then also New York, New Jersey at Justin Williams new comedy club the Newark culture club That's gonna be a Newark New Jersey on July 12. Tell them all the fucker. I said hello I will I'm sitting a while. I love to see him He's also just came down the pipe that they've just run announced that there was 50 pages deleted from the current Epstein

File dump that specifically names Trump in a multiple victim account of him raping trials Yeah, the numbers of the files that exist for us to view change all the time. Yes, so screenshot everything. Oh, and I actually do want to give a bit of a shout out to This guy There is a person right now This is your favorite

Dumper. It's a new great dumper This person has given up their lives. They've given up their job to go and do this full-time Epstein exposed.com They've given up their lives. Epstein exposed.com is probably the best of these websites I've seen because of how much information

disseminates and breaks it all down by a person by types of documents by typing a fork. So if you're like me New York Epstein had and you want to really fucking find a real efficient way to get these files if you really have you had go to Epstein exposed.com I know so I have no skin in the game there. I have no idea

But that person is doing Satan's work And they are

“They I feel like as a person you could support so I'm also running over there if you want to I love that good fucking”

Keep never stop talking about it until more people are in prison

I'm fucking sick of this shit everyone's too calm. It's not ending. All right. Yeah, I'm not going to end for us Well, we're not doing I mean we saw how people still support the fucking Catholic church. Yes, so we don't need that on our hands Oh, you thought new Pope just came out and said straight up. You still think some trans people are going out Oh, cool. Yes, and you got the Chicago in it. That's the age So you know he basically said they're like they do this. They did this thing with the Pope where they asked him like so any new policies

Veter and Gaze and trans and he's like no change All right, so you like you like them. You guys like them, huh? Yeah. That's fine. All right. Well Bye Hell will it clone an e-boteller two great musicians. We lost this year this week Go listen to their music you won't understand any of it if you understand me. Hey

That's my bad bunny noise. I'm looking on No, he's got a low boy. Well fought those my photos. I don't know he does. He's so masculine. He is masculine It's a huge stock. You see I think flappin. Yeah, it's cool