Alley Oop 164: LUKE KORNET GOES OFF on Magic City Promo | Rachel Feinstein Joins Alley Oop

How you doing sis? You draw them on no sleep. I'm three hours ahead. I've got three diet Coke.

“I've got a much of my blood. We've done the show. We've done another show. We've done another show, but we're good. We're locked in.”

Let's get straight to it, man. My hero has shown his ass. There's my hero. Show it off your ass.

Luke Cornett has spoke up about the Hawks Magic City Monday night coming up, saying that it's disrespectful to women.

Also going on to say, allowing this night to go forward without protests would reflect poorly on us as an MBA community, specifically in being complicit in the potential of justification and mistreatment of women in our society. Trista, your thoughts, please. I say this with the utmost love and respect for the Green Cornett. Yes, yes. My job business. Nobody wants me to ask you. You have no connection to Atlanta. You have no. You are the way. This is like the whiteest shit you could possibly inject yourself in. You are not even on the ancillary part of the culture. You don't have any friends clearly. You didn't ask J. Lim Brown about it from Atlanta or he would have told you magic city is an institution. Do not besmirch.

Magic City Monday. Exactly. And that's exactly what it is.

See my brother Luke may have been watching a lot of TV growing up about strip clothes and how it go, but be it brother, I want to let you know song. Don't play that in Magic City. You're going mad at city with that. You're going to end up down the street, right, street or the jail right across the street from Magic City. If you're not from Atlanta, oh, please believe it's a jail right there outside of Magic City. You're feeling down. I mean, of course, that that's a job that has always suffered over the years in just to season. You have stalkers. You have certain people like that. That is your customers coming in and do things.

“But that, or going to that specific establishment has been a class A establishment for as long as I've been in Atlanta, a live damn they're hearing about it, right?”

Listen, when I interviewed Killer Mike, Killer Mike went on a full on historical session for me about how important Magic City was forgetting. A juke culture juke joint off the, off the rip house songs became hits inside of Magic City, how it was more about the music and the vibe and the food than it was really about strip culture. You just don't know, you just don't know what you just don't know Luke. Right, Brian, for you to speak up like this. I got it. You already know how I feel about Luke. That's my daughter. I put him in the goat conversation with Bill Russell and Larry Bird now. You're feeling me so this hurt me.

It was something for seizures. I mean, my family knock it off because I'd be playing too much and folks think that I think it's about that man, nah, bro. Luke, you need to chill out, bitch, bro. And add somebody to just add somebody who know about it. You feel me first, because you are always on the right side of the locker room and culture and, bro, Luke, she stayed and he was, he was dancing the other day in the, in the tunnel with, uh, what's my boy name, the bit man, uh, for the spurs never played, but he a veteran.

“This name is, I mess with him. You did, but I think my boys, way way, way of base with this for man. It's this ain't that pretty.”

That's the cool, you do was just absolutely wild. Yeah. Just absolutely wild. And honestly, I was bringing this up to you earlier. I think Miami should follow suit and get up on who be trapped Thursdays. Um, and who can have this another institution, uh, which is a staple of Miami culture. I think, I listen, we've got in Portland. We've got L. Diablo, one of the only vegan strip clubs, uh, in, in the city. Listen, do not be smart. Things you do not know. That's all I'll say.

Bro, it's like me coming in hinges saying, you know what I don't like about downtown Abbey?

Yeah, downtown. Never met Abbey. But Luke, coordinate my brother. I'm praying for you, man. I was about to burn my Luke, coordinate judges, but I practice the, uh, the thing called forgiveness.

“And it's set. So I'm gonna let you learn your look what you need to learn. You did. But moving on, man, in the league over the, over the weekend, we had some good games, man.”

The New York Nicks broke the spurs 11 game win streak. You did, um, I mean, 11 games. It's going to come to an end at a certain point, but do you think the New York Nicks did that? Or it's just like, uh, spurs, if you go on through the motions, be on the East Coast, it's on count. Well, I think it's a little column man, a little column B. I think it was a good game for all the Nicks in general. But yeah, I mean, you're going to lose a game here and there. You're, they're not going to win out, and that is for show.

And you're talking about a road trip to the East Coast. You're talking about you're just coming off of a beat down against the nets.

You won one in a close one against Toronto. You were in Detroit. I mean, you've been really rocking out on the East Coast against a couple of important teams in the East.

“Yeah. And so yeah, I think it's bound to happen. And then they let go of the rope a little bit. It looked like the game was kind of getting out of hand pretty early.”

Um, and so you just say, all right, it's not our night. Let's pack it up. I don't think Wemby, even though he said, yeah, that did kind of shake us. I still don't, I still don't believe in the Nicks. I don't believe. Oh, oh, you hit me with a switch around and with the last word. Okay. Cool. Hey, you know what, you entitled to that one because they have had some goofy ass losses with some goofy games from cat. Jalen Brasser is usually such a scorer and I such a high clip my boy being the second half of the day. I like two parts. I don't know what's going on, but I do think this though. I think that the Nicks, they don't been so close to sister last couple years with that core group right there.

They, they're going to get up for the playoffs. If you mean, I think that tough nose defense, they play and they just get after it. They got that it kind of show yesterday a day for yesterday, excuse me.

I think that's going to really pop out in the playoffs and really highlight them inefficiencies on like teams like the pistons and the, I don't want to say the heat, but the Miami heat.

Yeah, I mean, you look at honestly this next team defensive rating. They're still top 10 overall in the season for me as a top three offensive rated team. The issue really is just inconsistency and when you're playing the playoffs, depending on who you're playing against that inconsistency can get you sent home. So that's really what I'm keeping my eye on. I'm keeping my eye on Carl Anthony Towns because he needs to shoot at a high clip and at a high volume in order for them to be effective. He needs to stay on the floor. He needs to maintain the level of offensive prowess that we're used to him showing.

And that really to me is the key of of all of this maintain, tibodol level defense, but added in that new motion style offense that Mike Brown put in and who knows. Maybe you mess around and get back to the eastern conference finals.

“Right. And if you listen to this, if you want to decide on my voice and you know or know somebody who knows my cab bridges, tell them to tell him shoot the damn ball like you did against the spurs.”

You ain't gonna make them all, but in aggressive Macau, that's what makes the Nick so dangerous because you got OG on the other side. Now you got Jaylin bro watch out for the Nixon to play. I'll get with us on hopefully. So let's move on because we got a little time left. My sister bought the fallout. They got my sister on one hour asleep. No, no, no, no. Did you hear the news? I should have started to show with this. Did you hear the news? My sister ring the alarm. Dean, don't know which is dead. My brother Jaylin sucks.

Welcome to 10 years. Welcome to the promised land, Mr. Bond. I'm finally came around. I'm coming home. Tell the world I'm coming home. No more headband around the neck because that was crazy. He was looking crazy as hell. I think Kaylie Vanillett bullied him into it. I think the internet bullied him into it. And this is where bullying can be a positive thing. You know, we get it to LeBron, LeBron went to Turkey on teen times. And it wasn't working. It wasn't holding. It wasn't sticking. And so at a certain point, some of the best who prison the world need to come on home.

We've seen this time and time again. If Jaylin sucks, would have come home a year or two ago. Maybe we would see Derek White level often and defense. Confidence is everything, Judges.

I'm coming home. I'm coming home. Tell the world I'm coming home.

Praise God. Yes, we got to say we got to throw the council and light stuff every time somebody come home. Home going service. But yeah, but anything, anything you take from moving on, the Timberwolves getting the best of the nuggets again in their regular season. This is what I'm trying to say. Yeah. I'm scared of the Timberwolves' inconsistency, but their top end of play is just a western conference final team.

“I guess don't want any Timberwolves smoke. I promise you this. The Timberwolves almost beat them two years ago. Yeah. This is a team that honestly was it was two years or three years ago.”

So yeah, one of the year they got them. I've got it. Yeah, they were up 15 on the Timberwolves. Yeah, I was on the airplane and it went crazy. This Denver nuggets team is a little low key scared of Chris Finch and what they can do. And Julius Randall, I like on this team. I know that maybe people don't think he's nearly as effective as cat, but I really like the fit. I've got all these defenders got all this athleticism and I truly think and Edward's is a top five player caliber in the league. One of the best quotes is in the league. They have one of the best coaches in the league. So if I am other teams like Oklahoma City San Antonio Denver, I'm keeping my eyes wide open on what these mini Minnesota Timberwolves are doing because they've got all the tools to beat up on pretty much anyone if they're healthy if they're rested and if they're locked in.

If they locked in for a show, you know, who backed locked in finally after his team was dropping a couple of guns getting a close to the spurs.

My boy SGA, you did get returns back with the thunder and my boy and just return man, my boy pulled up and put buckets in hoop, you did. And I know they went from the rush, my boy back in the way. So I know that if he was coming back, he was ready, ready. Dude, don't boy look like the champion ship or bus team that they once was or is it a new day since he been gone.

“Listen, I think he heard all of the Kade Cunningham comparisons and says, I'm nothing like.”

Kade Cunningham. Okay. Like you're not about to put the F on that. I'm nothing like him. And if you think it's so cool that he can dunk and he uses his power, let me show you what levels that I can go to. Of a torn up abdominal strength. So yeah, I love that competitiveness from Shay. I love that next next gear from Shay.

No more silky smooth Shay. I'll give you the violence Shay. Oh, yeah. And he dunked on somebody. I don't know who he dunked on. But you got to dunked on anytime I called. That's the worst dunk on dunk on me. And then called the time I saw down the whole week in the replay this until we get back from commercials. I'm going to get a technical file. I'm going to crash out and we're going to replay that.

“And we shouldn't. But yeah, I think I'm boy looking good. I mean, I think this was the time that they needed for that bench to get kind of like.”

A lot of them with Jared McCain to give Jalen Williams the night. Let's say not Jay Duh, but Jay will a more chance to be like he got into it with the Joker the other night. He pulls itself in showfills like brother here for a couple of years and he just been sitting on the bench getting to click and dust. Now I'm a boy actually ready to contribute right now. So I think they're going to be kind of scary in them playoffs.

And what you've seen again is the Alex Crusade was like one of the most important role players in all of this.

He always comes with a tough bucket and important defensive stop transition turns you over and it really like demoralizes you a little bit. The way he puts extras on his kids how he emphatically celebrates is like God damn Alex Crusade got us on both sides. Now we're down seven and it just literally takes all the wind out of your sales. We saw that in the Indiana series last finals. And I was like, God, I almost had PTSD afterwards.

All right. It'll me feel like himself with the down hit man from space down salute man keep killing. We got also got news on the east that Jason title and possibly returning this week also in the east. On to Tacombo has returned. Why the time you hear this? He played last night. You did. So is the east.

I don't know how like how they did that. I didn't know what they was doing at first. But now I see the famous product. Oh, my buddy, they east.

“Oh, no, it might be bad. That's what we said about the Cavs last year.”

No, that's what you said. I ain't never said about their damn cows. Hey, what y'all I say about the damn cows.

I don't really remember it historic offense. There he is Garland and and Donovan Mitchell planet as all star caliber level could they have for all stars. Did you do all my god like this team is potent. Evan Mowley is going to a new place and Kenny Akenton has unlocked him and oh my god. Have you seen how Jared Allen is playing? And oh, now it's Jared Allen on Black History Month shout out to Black History Month. But he's on another level. It's like, it's James Hardin in the playoffs and nothing.

“Look, I, I, I think you can redeem. I'm a bit believe in redemption. Yes, so far he has had a bad track record and playoffs.”

For the deck against what? Yeah, forever not even a deck. He likes, like he ain't never won one.

And so I don't know. I think I'm like, I don't think he's going to win a championship. What I think he's going to get there again. And if not this year, never because damn I think this is their best opportunity. Yeah, because I feel like the Detroit pistons are all year away. Maybe the mix, they be playing the Celtics. I mean, Jason Taylor, I don't know how this going to work back. So this is your opportunity. Just like this year was the opportunity for Josh Allen in the playoffs for the football. And I, it didn't make it no easier because some teams are still good teams. You got to win, but pat my hands. I didn't hear this year, be bro. The march actually. If you, if you can't capitalize when the field is open for you, you're never capitalizing.

Because guys are coming back. Jason Taylor will be fully healthy. Listen, like Tyre's, how a burden is coming for y'all. Babies and and they have the worst record in the East right now. They might mess around and get anybody they want. I forgot that bro and remember, number one guy somebody on ice right now that they just got specifically for that year. And that my boy Zuba, Zuba, I wish I love you. I don't give me wrong, right. I love Gucci man. Don't give me wrong, but I wish to tell him it's good. I'm super. Oh, goodness. He really did a traditional bit, man. And I think that's going to make a difference when it's time for them, Pacers.

Yeah, but man, this is someone's going on in the lead right now, man. We got, we got other folks fighting. We got we got the hoax. We got, thank you Warriors chance at the horse game. We got the blazers losing these. That was a bad one. We got something to top it to get to, man. But we're going to have to pause them. Top it because we got a special guest today. After this break, we are going to be joined by one of the funniest ladies in all of New York, man. We'll be right back out of these messages. We got to say it, man. We like to call boy stop and we need a real deal professional to help us out with these boy stops today. So we're going to call on the miss.

Missor is Mr. Mr. plus and s with a period behind it. Rachel, fine, stine or miss is fine, stine if you're nasty. How you doing with this? Good to see you. I'm there's no Mr. just so you know at home. I'm not actively transitioning. I feel the same thing. I was like, he just called me in the street and all the time. I don't know what's happening. I have told Becky that I do want to move to Maine at some point in my life when I give up on men and find a woman for the very last lap, but that's separate.

You could come to a rival down in Miami on your self life pretty quick there. I've been looking for one just for that last lap of life just like when with the backpack, yeah.

“What you've got going on right now in your life is Rachel.”

Not much. I'm on the road a little bit where am I just again. I always have to think about it. I'm going to hurl my body to Madison Wisconsin on March 11th.

That's supposed to be a good club comedy on state and I have a Netflix special if anybody wants to watch it. It's called big guy. My husband not calls me that. Unfortunately, he is an emotional desert. He's the reason I need the lady for the last lap. That's when I've given up.

If my husband called me big guy, you'll eat more.

“That's not important. He did not close that night. It's suffocating to say.”

And then he called me big guy on Kelly Clarkson and now he's like high off of it because Kelly got the band to back him up for his big guy song.

I'm like, he's like, oh, that was amazing that night with the big big me up. He's a song because she's my big gay kind of shimmies around and follows me.

It's like, I don't have that accent as well. Yes, there's like a New York firefighter accent. They can't pronounce even the name of what they do. It's pronounced like FOIA, FOIA, FOIA, FOIA, FOIA, FOIA, FOIA, FOIA, FOIA, FOIA, FOIA. Let's get this some videos. Mr. Bedda, turn us right, please. Speaking of, I don't know, in the same man and the bedroom is acceptable because I'm going to say it's not, but I want to hear your thoughts. Is this acceptable for a grown man's bedroom?

Oh my, that's not good, and it looks awesome to me. I mean, it was the problem. It does look like he bought all of his furniture from Staples. It's very confusing. His bedroom is designed by office Max. He's so squishy. Is this a squishy? Oh my god, a little [bleep] towel is the best expression I've ever heard in my life.

It does look like a junior cum towel, and also, he does not deserve to close. If I could be the Robin Hood of ass and take it away from the men, no, no, this office Max Bedda does not deserve. If I could be the Robin Hood of ass and take it away from him, I would give it back to the people that deserve it. Listen, even best case, if I'm a Robin Hood, you're work out equipment in the room.

Someone's getting anything done that requires stretchin' out of it and throw him out.

I'm gonna get him come and take my head against that damn vegetable. They also look a little like torture devices. It's very alarming. You're in close and weird torture devices. You're right. Also, he doesn't even have a full like top comforter that covers the sides of the bed. There's this deep sadness to that. That's like low grade depression comforter.

That's one thing that one throw pillow that his mom probably bought. Oh, so dark. Why is he gonna be at the bed? She's throw pillow at the end might be for when he flips her around,

“but she's not that, that's what she's doing.”

He might think he's gonna flip a shit. That's aspirational. That could be the end of the bed as asked for it. It's an aspirational throw pillow.

That's what you do. Is there any defense?

Yes. I was trying to get the word in the head while they take it. It was life apart. Yeah, I was leaving this man alone. This man got a nice one, the workout system over there. He got a different home area. Is that a disc?

I don't know why. I see about seven to eight places I've been doing. And don't worry. That comfort is in the washing machine. There he is.

Come on, man. Get it done. Speaking of the robin hood of glass. That is a terrific phrase.

“You deserve a basket of course for that.”

Just get it done. I guarantee you he's not getting anything done. I'm not giving out basket of course. You know, I'm a working man. I'm a busy life.

All right. That's the robin hood. I can get the hat. What's next? It's my face.

It's the game. All right. I'll teach in the club. Here we go. I teach going to the club.

Man, they say, look, you young bitches. We got the same tonight. Put this on the sign. What does sign say? Been doing bitches since 1964, man.

Oh, my god. I love something. Can we set up an edible arrangement? I love these bitches so much. Or just an edible.

An edible arrangement of edible. Yeah. Right. I love this, bro. Like if I go in the club and see them,

I'm sending something over there. A bottle. Yeah. A couple corona's. A family with them.

Well, most of certainly would you hit it. That's what the people want to know. If I was single and I didn't really ship. Yes. God bless you.

I'm a lot does. No. I just want to be the friends though.

I'd love these bitches. Yes. I love these bitches.

“If that they're the ones I want to move to that golden girl”

style of house with from the last part of my life. I don't know. They're just a hot one. They're about to go on and down. I love this point where you, you know,

there's first you believe in men.

Then you're, you know, you're exhausted by them. Then you're pissed at them. And then you just objectify them. And that's the part of life that's really fun again. You know, it's like those silver years where you're like,

you know what? Maybe they're just a piece of ass. And that's all they should've been in the first place. And I like it. Right.

Let me just grab this meat real quick. [laughter] Just not the exit because I want to. [laughter] Extra hold.

[laughter] Bosso. Who got that sign together?

“I mean, these bitches run a tight operation.”

I mean, I think this is a train. I think someone's got a fan over there. The cool, those, those cheetahs. You know, they're like, [laughter]

Yeah, like, what I want to know is this they're just, is this they're like, regal, beagle? They're like, Friday night spot. Did they go horing out? Or did they bring that sign on the road?

I got-- Did they go horing out? Did they, did they go horing out? Sorry, yes. I don't say that.

I'm a mother, also, I'm a mother. The Rottering Coast. Is there a Rottering Coast?

The Rottering Coast is amazing.

“My favorite part is this is my favorite.”

Auntie there. The one that puts her head in her hands. Because she's, she's the most lit-up. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

She can't even believe it. But you know what? She chose those friends. I know what it's like. Because I prefer to do a lot of godless horse.

And I love them. But there is-- [laughter] For this moment where I'm like, really? Like, do you, everybody's got that one friend that does the splits

everywhere? We go like this splits or not. Fucking necessary right now, Kristen. [laughter] You just gave him a liver.

[laughter] Yeah, like, we get it. You're flexible. We get it. [laughter]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I know that was great now. [laughter] All right.

Oh, yeah. They got passed around, all right. [laughter] Thank you so much, Rachel, for joining us. Oh, my God.

It's the honor and pleasure to meet you and talk to you. Been a fan of your comedies for a long time. I know I don't look like it, but trust me. You got fans that look like this too, you did. No, thank you.

Find a cell. Don't you talk about yourself like that, baby. You can find a cell. [laughter] Maybe last words, Trista.

Someone said today that Juju's hair style today looks like he always has a good idea.

[laughter] Here we go. That is amazing. [laughter] There we go.

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