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“"As do you imagine that after all of the years is a public figure going into places where he's meeting people and interacting with people?”

"The David Samsung would be good or bad at social interactions with new people." "He should be good." "But do you assume he is good? Do you assume like the rest of you? Do you assume that David Samsung can walk into a room and interact with others?"

"I do. I do. I do. I do assume that because based on what his career was prior to being prior to doing what he does now,

you have to be able to smooth." "So, he doesn't have much of a relationship yet with Trista. He's interacted with her in person next to not at all. And today, upon seeing her, what he says is, it's quite a difference from last night you dressed today in your PJs." "Yeah." "And I said, bitch."

"That is what you said."

“"That is exactly the first word that she said after you said that. And then you react totally. You start back tracking with, what is that bad?”

Is that pejorative? I didn't mean anything by it."

"No, I actually didn't mean I thought that you looked great, but the last night you were in a gown. And today you are in something far more casual. And it seemed like Pajama were which, by the way, can be beautiful." "He said, "Oh, I didn't mean that as a pejorative. It's like, a bitch, please. Pajama is much of a pejorative as you can get. And then the thing that was so fucking crazy was, I needed to now put my attention on you and your fit. What a wild departure from the Pajally shiny tux that you wore that was fabulous to cargo shorts and flip-flops with bare feet.

And I think it's tattoo on your foot and some sort of floral button up. I was ready to go full, full hood. And this is not, we just got to like, okay, I don't know Samson and like, let's just keep it cute." "It is an interesting look. Came from modern family up top." "State Matthew's band concert room." "Here, here."

“"Your cameras are from the mid-range up. I could be in my couch for that wouldn't matter."”

"Except for that, we have people pointing out what we're wearing on the bottom." "I was your friends at the top." "Put it on the pole, please, Jude, you at Lebetard Show. Do you know anyone under the age of 100 who refers to undergarments as skivies?" "Spectacular start. Ain't that the truth." "This is the Dunleba Part Show with this Tugat Spotcast."

"That was a lot of fun last night, but we're wearing it today and we'll wear it all week when we do those Sunday night shows generally by Thursday. We're slurring." "Me most of all, Tony." "We are all slurred." "Toney is out sick. He won't be slurring because he just took the next day off." "All of a sudden he was fine last night, but he's sick this morning."

"He's not a bad yesterday." "Well, you sound bad as the inner monologue sounds like it's got a cold." "I'm a plan hurt, but I'm here. I come here, man." "You're playing hurt. You left the show at 45 minutes in last night with stomach issues. A lot of people were suggesting that my popcorn made people sick, which I object to. Trista is given no greater compliment around here in the time that she's been here than saluting the popcorn. She does not believe it made anybody sick."

"I also think if anybody's slandering the popcorn, it's because very clearly this is the popcorn coming from a bag. If you made the popcorn fresh, put some butter instead of coconut oil and then mix the hot butter with the seasoning that you concocted in a great and culinary way, I mean, we are talking about a hundred out of a hundred." "Yeah, I like your popcorn, but I wasn't going to have any, because I knew intake would just be a bad idea for me yesterday." "45 minutes, man. You have a weird relationship with time."

"I think that Tony's sulking." "You lose to one. He was all about it." "See, jinxed, dr. Yeah." "Well, we're going to talk about the way that gay men did because I understand why the Dominican Republic is mad. Mason Miller's hard enough to hit without giving him strikes. There aren't strikes when he'd come into the performance last night having struck out 19 of the previous 20 betters because nobody can hit him because he throws the ball harder than anybody in the history of major league baseball."

"You hit velocity. It's the sort of knockout slider."

“"Well, you say you can hit velocity, but yes or no, he throws harder than anyone has ever thrown a baseball."”

"I don't think that's right, but he has great velocity, but he's not Sid Finch or anything." "Hard of the Nolan Ryan? Sid Finch was fictional, and yes, harder than Nolan Ryan, because he throws 105.

And that's not something that anyone, other human being has been able to do. We'll get to that game in a second."

"Are you on this Chapman?" "He's the only one who would be close. And if you looked it up, you could find fastest baseball's ever thrown in. Either this guy or Chapman or Nolan Ryan." "It's not going to be Nolan Ryan." "Give I a show speed three weeks."

"But the first thing that I want to do is I want to point out that David Samson said hello to Trista in a unpleasant way today. She reacted by saying to him, "Bitch in a tone I hadn't quite heard from a human being before, because it was loaded. It had an undercurrent of acid on it." "I haven't the way." "You said to her, you said she was wearing P.J.'s. She came back at you with something that was like it came from hell. It was not pleasant. It came from underneather, then came through her, and she said,

"Bitch to you in a way that frightened me." "It was a threat." "It's one of those things that you don't, it just pops out of me, and I've tried my whole career to keep that inside. It's living as an undercurrent that whatever that is at all times just be advised." "But you also did something, right? You explained to him as if you were on the red carpet,

you explained to him what you're presently wearing. Who you acted as if he had asked you tell me about your designer because you immediately went into a detiswear and what it is that you were wearing that you're hyper than what he wears." "Yeah, this is a farm real, a detis collaboration, that's a track pant, and this is a flagey graphic tea to give some shine to the ladies' tournament, since it was all hell breaking loose.

“By the time my top five list came down, and I think that part was a train wreck, so this is just an homage."”

"Yeah, what are you giving shine to, huh?" "I just just telling her that I thought that from last night to this morning, and I'm sorry, I'm trying to be better. I am trying to be better. I have not been spoken to that way by anyone, and I don't mean whatever I've done for the living. I mean like anyone, like if the height of bowling to the height of running individually, you'd be lucky." "That tone."

"I'm not turning them on. Not a kid, not a parent, not a next one."

"No one's talking like that, ever." "That tone. I've never heard anyone talk to me."

"You want to get around more black folks." "Thorardi must have." "I think that legend is a--" "Thorardi did it like they would." "You're missing the difference. I'm not saying that I have not been spoken down to. I'm not saying that I've not been absolutely mistreated.

I'm talking about the tone of the word "bitch." "I've never heard it said that way before." "Can you put together a top five people in baseball that have called you that word?" "Bitch that way?" "Not that way, but just that way."

“"Thorardi, put together a top five people in baseball."”

"Maybe not that in so, but just who have talked to you the worst?" "I'm sure to top five people in baseball." "Must have called him that word." "We will--" "Yeah, my back may be even not to me."

"Okay, put together a top five list for us here." "Zazlo went to the wrong heat game with his son of the magic. Own the heat, the way that the mix owned the raptor." "Oh, in five?" "Yeah."

"Oh, in five?" "Yeah, they can't beat a younger one." "We can't beat a younger, longer team." "Even if it doesn't have one of its better players." "Or London is going to be a problem for them period."

"Because it's not like the heat didn't play their guys in that game." "They didn't have wiggins, but they had everybody else."

"Yeah, they were--they had almost--they had Pat Owen hero for the first time in like weeks.

I had--we had fun, all right. The game got close. The heat were down double figures the whole night. It's only a second heat game I've been to in several years. And there's a married of reasons why, but my younger son, my 14-year-old Jordan,

is really into the heat now. And especially not that it's like all of a son over the last few days, but the ban at a bio performance last week, he is like obsessed now, all right. And so we went to the game Saturday, and it was fun. And the heat made it close late, so that was cool.

"How's that sound?" "How's that sound?" He wasn't there actually, to be honest with you. "I don't know why are you assuming that he sits in uptown?" "Yeah, he's like, "You're showing you around the day or the day or the day.

You went to a heat game." "Up-down daily." "I can't see any tickets, buddy." "Okay." "Well, when's the last day?"

"Yeah, same question." "I was six weeks ago." So I had a very interesting experience at the heat game Saturday night, because I realized, "Oh my God, I'm bringing myself to heat games."

which is a weird experience. Anyone who is a father and you have those moments where, "Oh, I sound just like my dad." That's really weird. I'm feeling that now, because I used to be a maniac at the heat games, especially when I was my son's age when I was 14 years old.

It is life and death, a regular season game on a Saturday night. And I'm watching the game with him. We're there, and it's exciting, but I'm very calm. And I'm watching the game. You're not going to get a reaction to me.

I've seen what's in front of me a million times.

I'm enjoying the game, but I'm not getting routy or anything. I'm just watching. And my son next to me is so into it. And I'm pulling the mood. He's angry when they're losing.

And with four minutes up, I'm like, "Hey, if the heat cone score, a couple of baskets in a row, we're going to get out of here." He's like, "No, but what if they come back, and what if this happens or this?" You know, like, "All right, well, what if it's three minutes left?"

And I'm like, "No, no, no." So I'm my father now. You're planning to be traffic. Can you put together for me please a top five reasons

“of the myriad reasons that you're not going to heat games?”

I think there's only one. No, I could do that. I think the only reason is pride over not renewing your contract. I could do that. But I'm feeling like my father now at the games.

And I'm realizing I'm with me the way that he's behaving

at the game. He was a kid. Yeah, me at his age at 14, you know, where he's angry, but then he's really excited. And it's altering his mood one way or the other.

And it was a very interesting experience. Well, what do you say about interesting? What do you try to cover with that word? Were you mortified by it? Whenever I'm behaving like my father,

I don't know how many of you guys have this. Now, I imagine I might be the only one who's behaving like his father and away when I see it, I'm totally mortified. But I hate that I see it.

I hate that my wife sees it. I hate that anybody sees it. How does she know how your father is? Well, she'll point something out to me and then I will say, yeah, my father did that.

And so that's how that happened, sir. So no, I'm not mortified at all. And although it's a little bit weird when I sound like my father and certainly at the heat game where I mean,

I would never leave a heat game early

when I was a kid. I don't have to drag me, kicking it, screaming, but I'm plotting my exit. That's a little bit weird, all right. But no, I enjoyed it very much. I liked that, oh my God.

He's behaving the way that I used to behave. This must be how my father felt. I haven't programmed him to be like this. I haven't, I didn't make my either one of my boys huge sports fans.

I would like it if they are. But they could have, but I didn't. Yeah, like I didn't force any of it on them. You say that you didn't make this, but you're their environment. Like they're watching you.

You're not doing this stuff actively, but you're an insane person. They hear dad in the other room doing a show where it sounds like he's talking to himself for an hour. Is dad's load 2.0? That's what they grew up around. Do they call it this as a little mansion?

No. Why is dad going into that room for an hour? And just talking real loud. He's not talking to anybody. He closes the door.

What's he doing in that room in there?

“When I do come down from doing my show, if everybody is home, okay?”

Like maybe they didn't have school that day. When I do come down from doing my show and I do it, you know, in the Zazzle Mansion network studios. And when I come out from recording the show, they're like all downstairs and they'll be like this look on me.

Because even though I'm sequestered in another portion of the house, they could hear the entire show. Do they do things? I'm sure it'll be very clear to them when they start turning into you. Yeah.

This take us up. No, my younger one makes fun of me. He'll talk in my voice and he'll make fun of me. I want to hear that too. I want to hear that too.

Write to your face disrespectfully. He will do the marbles in the mouthful. It's dad. Well, it's become a pastime in the house. It's the way that my children,

my teenage boys and my wife Bond, which is them making fun of me. That is a big bonding moment in the home. I think that's true of every dad in every home. I think that that is a universal thing that happens. No.

There's fear. A lot of homes. There's fear. Redact. Can I stay up late?

I will say the fact. You know what? Let me take it back because I made it to absolute. In the homes that have functional relationships that are loving, I feel like everyone turns on the dad to make fun of you.

Have you seen the manuscript doc? The dad's not around. I did see that and I was mortified by that as well. While I'm watching that documentary, I'm saying to myself,

“"Ha, that's how I got left behind for 15 years”

on what a generation of kids became to vote for Trump."

Watching something that I did not have access to on the internet.

“Boy's trying to teach boys how to be men and getting it all wrong.”

That documentary was, that guy only makes the rose his name, right? He only makes good documentaries. He did the Scientology documentary. I urge you to watch it if you have not seen it.

It's just about the manuscript. Quick break to tell you about a special Miller time I had with my good buddy Mochetta. Mochetta texted me the other day. He said, "Hey, what are you doing for the game?"

I said, "I'm just on my couch right now. Doing nothing, enjoying it." He said, "Hey, do you want some company?" I said, "From you Mochetta?" Absolutely. Mochetta comes over to the house and I pull out the Miller Light.

Miller Light made that casual hang a memorable, good Miller time with my good friend Mochetta. Because Miller Light brought us together.

We took that first sip after we toasted our beers

and we knew we made the right call. We watched a game.

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Whether you're still on credit, on my way to the next. On my credit, on my way to the next.

“John, can you rate my al Pacino from that billiard scene in Carlitos' way if I do it for you?”

I think it's pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Still gots. You think you're big-time?

Are you gonna die? Big-time! That is a my infamous scale of one-to-time. That's a 7.6. Solid.

Good job. That's a sui-not. Good. This is the 11th show with us two guards. I want to get to these top five lists, though, because Tristis got one as well in honor of the tournament.

And we've got our looks like game to introduce. So we're bringing it back here. Dave Damashek is the voice of this year's tournament. And I want to do this now. The March sadness tournament, before we get to the top five of David's people who have called

him bitch and Zazlo's top five on reasons, myriad reasons that he has only gone to two heat games in several years and Tristis top five on games to watch in this tournament. And we begin our looks like tournament with the play-in games, which are tomorrow night. 640pm in the Midwest region. Number 16 Howard is represented by.

Adam Silver looks like the last Lally pop in the jar at the doctor's office. That is true. Adam Silver has still perpetually a ton of teams in this tournament. UMBC is also from the Adam Silver Conference. Also a 16 seed in the play-in game.

Adam Silver looks like a magician's wand. So we'll see which of those gets into the big dance. In the West region Tuesday, you've got NC State out of a weak ACC top heavy ACC. But in other words, weak ACC, NC State is represented by. Adam Silver looks like the four star general in a post-apocalyptic movie, faced with the daunting reality of an alien invasion.

We're the aliens now.

That is facing number 11 Texas.

Adam Silver looks like an apple watch charger. Representative by. Adam Silver. I think we can do it conference.

“I think we can do the whole tournament on just Adam Silver.”

There would be funding if we did it that way. Let's get to the top five of David Samson on top five people who have talked the worst to him in his baseball career. Or otherwise. And he'll allow you starting with number five. I'm going right to number five.

Number five. Matt Sausnick. Matt Sausnick had a bunch of our players. He's an agent. Don't throw Willis and Rick in Alaska and he would make his players tattoo his name on them.

Get out of here. You look at a can't be true. It's okay. You know, I mean, I believe that's real wild. Go ask Don't throw whether there is a tattoo of Matt Sausnick.

And the answer is yes. Of his name of his. Yeah, sure. No, name. Yes.

Like he brands his clients. It's something. A tattoo your name on myself. No, it's an outrage.

So we would not give Don Trell what Don Trell wanted as a first time arbitration.

I was a player. He was good. As you remember, World Series, etc. And he took it very personally. It was not a very experienced agent.

He had a bunch of young guys. He had Scott Olson. Remember him. Oh, yeah. And he basically impuned any knowledge I had on the arbitration system.

And we took him down. But he was unbelievably rude and ridiculous. His name is Matt Sausnick. Number four. Jeff Torborg.

And otherwise, nice man. Otherwise, very polite and professional. Jeff Torborg. Is the finance here? Nor professional.

Is he still with us? No. But I said this when he was alive. Jeff Torborg was a difficult manager. And we were very happy when we were able to let him go.

There is a documentary about his life that's interesting. No question about it. But just not nice. It was his way or the highway. His son was a wrestler.

His son and was a wrestler. Son did the documentary, actually. Dale. We had a higher his son.

His other son to do arbitration, which we got around and never did.

Anyway, didn't work out. And he attacked us. He's a mean mofo. I have. I've really nothing to add on him.

But the arbitration process. I feel like just kind of scummy by nature. We'd love to get rid of it. The players won't. So that's one of the great misunderstandings in collective bargaining.

Is that every year the owners say let's get rid of arbitration. Every year the players say we want it.

“There's no way that you can come back from arbitration and feel good feelings, right?”

Like, how long does it take for people to start feeling like, okay, about one another after you've just solided the reputation? It's hours of your employer telling you why you don't deserve as much money as you think you deserve. It's been great. I've met players in arbitration for the first time.

I've passed notes back and forth. The players during arbitration. There's a lot of love. It's not, it's not what people say. Corbin Burns is the only player I know who's such a wussy.

Who says, oh, I feel so hurt that the brewer said this about me. It's the process, dude. Like shut up. But it's the process and it's inhumane and cold and hurts. They get rid of it.

Okay, but okay. It pays a lot of money to players. Hey, would you do an arbitration here? I'm just asking. Would you sit before a panel?

It's terrible. If you had a chance to argue your merits to get a raise to five x what you're being paid now, would you allow that to tell you that you're late? No, I don't. I don't want to do that because a lot of what I bring to the table is my tone of voice in my

bitches and my little witty banter and that's very hard to express how much value that brings to a broadcast. You need better. You need better representation. Number three.

Number three, bud. Sealig. (dramatic music) Bud Sealig is still with us, but man, he is very direct.

“And I will never forget the day that he called and asked me why there was a hurricane in Miami.”

That he blamed the Marlins for a hurricane in Miami. What? Yeah, that's a true story. We were putting shutters up and he wanted to know why we were not playing a game. Number two.

Joe Girardi. (dramatic music) Just he's an absolute bastard. He knows it. Everyone knows it who has ever played with him.

They can deny it all they want. They know exactly who he was and what kind of person the things he would say that we're so disrespectful that he makes you trist to look like, you know, Lady Die. Like what? I said Lady Die.

No, like what would he say? I thought you were telling her Lady Die.

Jerry Ryan's Dwarf. (dramatic music)

“Jerry Ryan's Dwarf came up to me at the Hall of Fame.”

This past July was with my son and back when life was perfect for me. And he comes up and he looks at my son who is a Wall Street banker and says, "I'm so sorry that's your dad." Right to my son. Do you think he doesn't make the list?

No. He's not worthy. He's not. I would never. (laughs)

Zazlo, do you have in front of you your top five reasons, myriad reasons that you haven't been to but a couple of heat games in the last few years. I do. I have. Any O.L.I.? Yes.

Okay. What's the O.L.I.? O.L.I.? I've seen it all. I was on the broadcast for 12 years.

I've been through all of the good times. It's never.

It's never going to get better than what I actually saw.

That's all. Number five. Number five. The regular season in the NBA last year's stinks. Let's be honest.

Number four. I live in Cooper City. I'm right by the sawgrass. The Florida Panthers are so much closer. Number three.

The traffic here in downtown Miami. I didn't know because for all 12 of those years, I was on the heat broadcast. I would arrive hours before the game. And then when I wasn't on the broadcast anymore,

I was like, this is what everyone goes through. As I'll do you know what they're pantomiming to you and the other room. Dance with me. Because you got to dance with the fan for music. You give it to a quick.

You say what the number is and you don't keep talking. You give him a couple of words on what the number is. And then you let him hit the fan fair and then you elaborate.

I thought you were a professional.

I thought you'd seen it all. Number two. Seeing certain people. See the difference. You see how I do you see how much better that works when you dance with Chris Cody.

And you don't make him sit there and try and drag you around while you're stepping on both of his feet. Seeing certain people. I'm not trying to see everybody. I'm trying to see like regular fans. That's for sure.

But you know, people who work there maybe that I worked with. Not trying to see certain enemies. With the pull them enemies. No, but it's just like I don't really want to be around media people. You know, from down here so much anymore.

Because I kind of feel like you're like I want to see. You don't know. I don't feel that I'm about them. No, no. It's not that at all.

But like, I don't know. It's like, hey, there's as low.

“You know, remember he used to work here and now he doesn't.”

Now he's in a big show like Dan Levittard. Yeah, that's how I should feel. But that's not how I do feel. We know who you're talking about. Yeah, yep.

Really? Yeah. I don't like him either. I'm not sure that I know who you're referencing. Oh, you're referencing.

It's all right. All right, you'll tell me later. Number one. That's great for this show. Who are you talking about?

It's okay. So tell me now. Who are you talking about? Well, number one. I'm old and I'm tired.

I mean, it's really simple. Is that a mold and I'm tired of being alone? Do I want to go out on Wednesday? No, it's the old. You're also working a lot.

Yes.

You're always in a room in your house, shouting, mortifying your family.

Because when you come downstairs, they're doing impersonations of you and how you sound in that room. I look forward to my evenings. I really do. I look forward to my evenings at home.

I just relax. I watch the games. Do I want to go out? Yeah. Put it on the pole.

Put it on the pole at Levitard Show. Is the first sign that you're getting old that you look forward to your evenings alone at home at night? This is calling him evenings. Yeah.

Put it on the pole as well. The first sign you're getting old that you call them evenings at Levitard. Look. I don't think I looked at old because I got a Benjamin buttons thing going on here. But like I feel I feel I feel tired.

I don't know. I don't know. Both of your buttons. What is that? Benjamin.

I don't think he looked young. When you say, I don't know exactly how old he is. I'd guess mid 40s. But I don't think he looked younger than his age. I don't look at him and say, there's youth person.

But I look younger than I did maybe a few years ago. Well, that's morning radio that morning. Morning radio makes you the way that you grade. You grade more than Obama in the White House. I gave years to that radio station.

“No, Zaz found the secret to ageing very early on at 20.”

He looked 45. Yeah. You looked like Kansas State Football Coach Bill Snyder. Wow. When you were 25 years old.

Former Kansas State Football Coach. Don't live apart. Oh, I like firing people. So I take the opportunity to fire whenever I possibly can because I can use it as a learning experience for them and try to help them out and try to point out what they did wrong.

But in this case, the employee was enough levels below where I was that I did not do the firing.

I just look at what he had. Like firing people. I'm talking about people who I fire who deserve it. Who have done something that actively requires me to fire them. It is my unadulterated pleasure to do so.

This is our show with us two guys. Before I get to Trista's top five on games you need to watch for in the tournament, I want to go back to our looks like tournament here and I want to go to the South region and just get through some of these playing games before they get played.

Lehigh is also a 16 seed and Lehigh is represented by Kurtzignatti looks like the dad that never says I love you.

That is facing a number 16 Prairie View which is represented by Kurtzignatti looks like you're a counten who unbeknownst to you is in the middle of a crippling divorce.

“crippling crippling is a good word there it's the key to the joke.”

Wednesday has what used to be the undefeated Miami of Ohio program before they lost immediately first game in the tournament. They have an undefeated regular season and then they play and they're stinky little tournament and they lose the first game to you mass. That is represented by. For instance as little looks like the guy in our cave who puts a stack of quarters on the Pacman game to send a message to any kids that he's going to be there a while. That's facing as those had a big tournament this as little conference is strong in this tournament that's facing number 11 SMU represented by.

Bruce Pearl looks like the nightclub manager that is a hundred dollar bottle special before midnight. In that the truth. Unbelievable how Bruce Pearl prowls a nightclub after one a.m., how many girls you got with you? Not that's all right. Zazlo, how did you feel as a heat fan about the fact that late in this season as teams are trying to get everything together before they play in the playoffs or Lando looks a lot like the team we expected to see before the season even if they don't have their best players or Lando was expected to be.

But three east in the team after getting Desmond Vayne. Sugs is back and he's playing for them. He's an important piece for them and they're playing better. They came in on a six game winning streak. The heat of beating a lot of bad teams. The heat schedule got difficult with Orlando. They've got seven tough games in a row. Mike does not believe in this heat team. Jeremy says we need to apologize to him after the 83 point BAM out of bio performance.

“Where are you on this heat team after losing that home game to a team that has owned you this season?”

Yeah, I think if they finish fifth or sixth right now, they're seventh after that loss. They're two games back of now Orlando.

I think if they finish fifth or sixth, they have an opportunity to have a fun first round series.

Did you just burp? Was that last night's food that just burped up there? Like a stifling of a burp. Yeah, like I proud. I held it in. I was like, so you, but you're almost the same thing. I called the stand band Gundy like mid sentence.

Yeah, you know, Greg Monroe. Yeah, I held that in, baby. If the heat got up to five or six, they have a chance for a fun first round series, I believe. If they say it's seven, you know, I got to endure another season where they get their shit kicked in by Boston. You know, so not looking forward to that, but you're right.

They have an incredibly tough stretch coming up where we'll go learn. We'll go learn a little bit about this team right now. Was was this a morage? You know, this seven game when shit, we'll go learn.

“Who are they not going to get the shit kicked out of bio?”

Uh, they, they would, they would have a good series. Think of a Cleveland despite what happened last year. Really, you think so? Oh, last year, they literally were on the receiving end of the most lobster.

I think it'd better first round match up ever.

I think a heater better, I don't think Cleveland just got it. Well, let me, let me just, Cleveland was number one last year. Okay, Cleveland was number one last year and won the final playoff game by 60 points. It was by empirically. It was the worst ass kicking.

There's ever been in a playoff series. They've added James Harden and you think the golf has been closed? Yeah, yeah, I think the heater better than they were last year. He's missing a tie, calves are missing tied Jerome and so the calves got worse. How have the calves gotten worse?

Well, they were, they were number one last year. They haven't been close to that team at any point this season. Don't you think the yeast has also gotten better? We may be. Okay.

All right, like you're entitled to your opinion. And I think they, I think they could have a little bit of fun with New York too. Yeah, I do think the next series could be fun in that. Like you'll get to and they grab new games off the bat. Games like Saturday are exactly why I'm exhausted by the whole heat discourse.

It's the Miami heat. They care. They'll go through these stretches where they'll be to Houston. And you'll be like, man, when we play our best game, we can beat anybody.

That's typically basketball, but you met basically what is your ceiling on Saturday,

losing to a team like the Orlando magic. We move on. I think you're overreacting. Losing their season series 50 losing at home on a random Saturday night as we are in the middle. You think I'm overreacting?

I'm just, like, that, that, that to me is what this season is. And I'm writing it out to the odd season where hopefully we can get a whale. And everything else, every other conversation that we've had on this is basically performative. I'm just so over it. That's where we are.

“Well, if it's performative, I, I'm just helping Zaz here because I believe that he's”

hoping. Minor penalty two minutes four explaining the show. Okay. Wow. I guess I, I, well, tell, tell the truth.

Wait. Uh, how, how was that explained in the show? He's saying all his other conversations are performative. No, I wasn't on this conversation. Okay.

I'll go. So I want to just help Zaz get through days like this because when you lose, oh, five to a team, let's say they play the magic in the playoffs. That will be very much a media story. What the season series is, they'll often go like in the last 10 years.

They've lost to that team in the playoffs four times. It doesn't mean anything to the play. No, they've got a matter of problem with Orlando. I don't, because Orlando's good. All the games have been single digit lost.

No, but it's not just Orlando's good. If you've been watching Toronto and New York play, if those teams face each other in the playoffs, Toronto has zero chance to beat the next. They cannot do it. There will be no circumstance under which they beat the next. And similarly, the magic have the heat that way.

Their length, the bad Wagner is somebody who still dominates them down low. It's a matchup problem. They don't want this team. The heat have a better record against the thunder and pistons this year than the magic do. The magic haven't been very good.

They added Desmond Bane and they still can't shoot three. They're supposed to be able to shoot three. They can't shoot three. The thing that did them last year is that they can't shoot three. But just that you can speak to this.

The magic were supposed to be this this year. And the heat have regressed to a point where they are behind the magic. In the standing to end in other ways.

“Yeah, I think that this magic team is flawed offensively.”

And we've seen this. Like you said last year is a three point problem was plaguing them. But remember two years ago in the playoffs when we were getting 89 91 games between the magic and the calves and the first round. That was a great win.

That was a great series. Right. We loved that. Like old school hoops. A vintage.

No, I think this magic team no matter who you get. You get Desmond Bane. Bad three point shooting team. You get Kentavia's callable pulp. All of a sudden he sucks.

And the three point shooting has continued to be a problem. I just think Paulo and France are not able to play one together. Paulo is not really one of those players that I think is a true point forward. He can't shoot. He can't create his own shot.

So until they break those two up, I think the magic would be a problem as a contender. But yeah, I think they're physical. They're bruzers. They're defensively going to get up in you.

“And I think that's obviously a problem for the heat.”

I'm going to open myself up to you again. Uh-oh. It's going to be me.

I think when you give a score, it's always the higher number first.

And I've had people in my life who have dropped a, yeah, the final score of the game was 46. No, no. That's not the final score. That does make me nuts. It's six to four.

I'm with you on that. I think she did that because she forgot the other score was. I think she said 89 first, not because she says the lower score first. I feel like maybe she thought that maybe that was the higher score. You've heard people do that.

You know, I thought I was like 89 87. I think that's what it was. That's what I thought happened. Yeah. So I give her a pass on that one.

I want to give you a pass and you've got the pass. got the path. It's a good call out that in general. I agree with David. I agree with that. I agree with that. I agree with that. I agree very much of that. I think you should be taught that. It's in the handbook of parenting because even it's on. There's a lot to cover. There's a lots of cover, but you got plenty of time.

Hopefully. Put it put it on the pole should it be in the handbook of parenting that when you give a score, the higher score comes first. Yeah. I love it to our show. The answer to that is definite. What is that a detail of the parenting handbook is that the team on the bottom, graphic, is the team or the team on the right side of your hands-on soccer. No, but this is the United States. I don't think you can

lords time zone the global game before we move on. United States is such a Zaz and David perspective. You don't teach your kid how to know what teams

at home. But it's different in soccer. That's always like the footnote too.

Okay, I've never said that, but I guess. No, but that is because we're doing Zaz though,

You rejected that as a premise. You reject the idea that it can be done any

differently by anyone that it is by the best by America. I used to know by uniform color. It used to be you're in the whites. You're at home. Yep. Now it'll end in football. You're in the

“darkness. You're at home. And all of a sudden, you know, what the hell is going on?”

Yeah. And you can't tell from the court. Yep. For sure is how? How is white not always

home? White should always be home. American football. Colors are on the road. Or whites at home. Before we move too far away from the Orlando magic, can we relive Dan's expectations for them? The Orlando was expected to be a top three East and the team.

He had bane is the third best player. All right. Wagner's been out too long.

Bane is the second best player that changes the data points. Well, based on what Trist is saying, she's just saying that Wagner and Bond Carroll can play together. They just simply can't

“be together. Is it because they're just always hurt and never on the floor together?”

No, that's not what you meant. No, no, that's not what I meant at all. I think you were in the penalty box. So your brain got scrambled, but I don't think those two play styles match with one and another because they're their wings that want to be guards and they're not very good facsimile of guards. And when you have them both on the floor at the same time, they're actually

“probably better as a team when only one of them is playing, which is kind of what happened last”

year when you had all of those injuries rack up and they still stacked up wins. That one makes me crazy because there are teams in the league where adding the better player doesn't make you better and a normal and Tyler hero have the same skillset. They're the same statistically. So you can play them instead of each other, but you can't play them together. But what I wanted to do was not to get the most of my students. The semester by Tag

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