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But there's not been enough room in the first hour
for Greg who had an all-star hall of fame performance last week and got sick and now has returned. And the reason primarily is Zaz in the way that he fills up a room with a personality that ESPN radio is now using all times day and nights
because they love Zaz's love, but it's going to his head in ways that make me uncomfortable. And I've also heard the audience on using the hockey penalties too much. So I'm gonna start distributing other kinds of penalties,
different ones. And because Zaz hasn't paid the fine bucket in several times that would be good Zaz. Even though he finally paid something last night, the fine bucket is something,
I'm gonna penalize him for not paying enough fines recently with something that scares him and we'll get to Dusty May in a second. Zaz, you know, about paying that debt? It says Zaz's low $200 on the board there.
That's a lunch if you think I paid $200.
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What? No comedy in the world is greater than one of your friends slight. I smell Dusty May is there. He's waiting for us.
He heard and Chris got scared because we got a potential champion on our hands here. College basketball has been mental. Overall locally and it's at least in part because of the way this guy helped build it locally
over the last three years. But Zaz's low before we go, I don't know how Dusty May distributes discipline. This is the way that I'm gonna do it. He's got a great fear here of these driverless cars.
You've got to pay $5 fine and you've got to go outside and take the driverless car somewhere. Oh, we're doing the way Michael now. Right now, go now, go get a waymo. They're all over the place in Miami.
Zaz's low human driver. Zaz's low doesn't trust him. Put it on the pole at Levittard Show. Do you trust driverless cars? Yes or no?
Wait, wait, ma'ol. Tell us feed up. Five. Tell us a driver to speed up when you get in there. We'll see how these cars work.
Send a camera man with him. Get out of here, Zaz. Well, Dusty, thank you for joining us. Sorry for wasting some of your precious time. It's a busy time and we appreciate you.
How do you punish players?
“And what do you think of that as somebody who's not paying fines?”
Well, if we've contemplated the fines system and decided to stay away from it, before we rain guys and then we got a memo from the Big Ten Office because of some, I guess, football instances that we're not allowed to punish guys through running anymore.
So we just basically asked them to follow an honor system and hold each other accountable
with our old, uh, with, with our old rule of violation running, uh, amounts. So, uh, we have a pretty, pretty, pretty compliant though. No, you didn't hear what he said. I mean, his shock behind you, Chris is saying, ah, sprints, they've taken sprints from your coach.
What? They've taken sprints from you. You can't run them extra sprints? Correct. Not for punishment.
We can run them for sprints. If we think they need extra conditioning. So there have been times when you've heard coaches say, you know what, guys, I think we look like we're not quite in good enough shape or this player who happened to be late for a bus has to run to get in better shape, but not for punishment.
You've snuck a few punishments in there and not told anybody, right? You're just, uh, that was just a hard practice that day and everybody knew it's Bob's fault. Well, if we could go back and talk about the driverless cars, I trust those cars much more than I trust the driver's back in Boca.
Oh, yeah. Good. Go. Put it on the pole at Levitard Show.
“What do you trust more, the driverless car or a driver in Boca?”
What do you miss and what don't you miss about South Florida? Well, I miss the sun and the blue skies the most. I don't miss the summer heat. I didn't realize how hot it was until I moved up here and the summers and how nice and mild it is.
How did this go compared to how you thought it was going to go? We didn't think they would happen this quickly. We thought it would be a little bit longer of a rebuild, but we hit the right guys in the year one which allowed us to, I guess, have an identity and have something to sell going forward.
And now we have one of the most talented teams in the country. I'm not sure how honest the coach is allowed to be, but when you're coaching FAU, foul all on the prowl back in 2023 to the final four.
That's embarrassing.
What you just did there.
No, foul all on the prowl is a compliment because they just wanted to say foul all.
But it's embarrassing. Does it come back up? It's a known rallying. You can get to the rest of your question, but it was embarrassing that you just sang the coach yourself.
OK.
“Dusty, when you're in the final four in 2023, you have to be thinking to yourself,”
OK, I'm not long for this job. I have earned a promotion. I'm going into a blue blood program right now. Is that correct? I mean, how honest can you be there?
No, actually, at that moment when our guys all decided to stay between that and my
eldest son was going into a senior year of high school, we decided to, unless it was the
Lakers, we weren't leaving FAU under any circumstances. And we also wanted to give it a year to see what we could kind of become. You know, you see some of these low mid major programs evolve quickly and become almost high major programs with resources and facilities. And so we wanted to see how quickly we could grow it.
And we realized it was going to take a long time to get it to where it needs to be to sustain like high, high level success, top 20 types of success. And then there were just a few jobs that came open the following year that we thought would be too tough to pass up and Michigan was one of them.
“Uh, Greg, I'm sorry to do this to you, but your son just spit in my ears some producing”
criticism of that question. I mean, it's guys in the sweet 60 with Michigan, we're asking him something about like three years. He's got, he's the big ten coach of the years, the national coach of the year. And you're asking him about both of them.
Hey, you left FAU, it's like, yeah, two years ago. That's the foundation of Dusty Man. I just wanted to say foul out on the prowl on necessarily like you're just, the echoes of Boca Raton shine in Michigan today. He's right about.
Dusty knows. Look at the smile on his face. Dusty, it was this right before you lose in the conference tournament at the end. I was willing to make the argument that you just got done with the greatest regular season
and tournament postseason of Michigan's career that in school history, there had never
been a run like this over the regular season, but you lost the last game. What happened? Purdue played really, really well, the style of play, the type of game was a conducive for us. And we were in foul trouble and they just dominate us in the paint and that's something
that has happened this year, but Purdue's playing at a different level now. You know, they were the preseason number one team in the country. They have two first team, all in preseason, first team, all of American players. And they just hadn't found their stride in just recently. They've really, as Miami and some other teams on the tournament, they're playing at a high
level right now. Hey, coach, you guys have Alabama coming up here in the sweet 16. How much your time has spent prepping for the opponent versus just internal kind of working on your own stuff? Probably 60, 40 with Alabama, they're tough cover.
We match up well, it really well in some areas, but also there's some, there's some things they could exploit if we don't do a better job than we have at times this year, as far as defending the five out, defending the three point shot. But so we'll spend 70% of our time probably working on the Alabama scouting in 30%, just clean it up some stuff and then adding a few wrinkles here and there, we still feel like
we have a, because our teams all have it together one year, we still have some things we can figure out and add and improve on even in a short term. Can you give us some guidance here on the business of what you do and how much it's changed? I want to play some sound for you of Kelvin Sam, who's pretty good at what he does and
his team is really good, saying how recruiting is right now. We have a very poor athletic department, we're poor, you know, we're poor when I got here and we're still poor. We probably have the lowest budget of anybody in power four, you know, and you know, the way our recruiting is going, we have to stop at some point, because we don't have
enough money to keep bringing in really good players. And that's not easy for us to do, you know, people I said about recruiting, you know, teams that have the best recruiting classes usually have the most money as the way it is today. Is it dusty? To an extent, yes, now, though, if you lose, it's simply because you don't have enough
money and that's, it's the, it's the tired song. Everyone at power five has a reasonable amount of money. There are some, they have a lot and it's, it's cyclical, we're meeting, if we get our donors to provide enough, and I, for us to have a really good team and we underperformed or we don't spend the money wisely, then the money will be gone.
“I think that's the hardest part that you never really know exactly what you're going”
to have in year one at Michigan. We had, I'm certain we were much lower than them and in I'll spending this year. We got to the point where we're competitive, we're just about anyone. We're obviously not near the top, but we're competitive and where we felt like we needed
To be.
Our athletic department is not broke.
“We have, I think there are a few schools that have a lot of fundraising going on.”
But we also are schooled at tries to be good at everything and so that's tough as well. We have obviously a football powerhouse. Our women's basketball team is, is one of the best teams in the country. Our hockey team is number one in the country. I'm sorry.
I've got to stop you in perfectly and politically and correct to do so as soon as you start talking about the women, but we've got a live report here. Zaz is on the street and the way Mo, the driverless card does not wait for anybody. Zaz will give Dusty some play by play here. Hurry up.
It's, I see it behind you. Coach, I don't know if you've ever been in one of these cars. These way Mo's, you know how you could tell that it's yours. It's because it's the car that doesn't have a driver. I mean, I'm about to get into this car with no driver.
I'm a little bit nervous because this is not my style. I don't like this, but we're going to go to South Beach. Zaz, how did you decide this morning to dress for work?
The way you're dressed with the backward cap and t-shirt?
You're embarrassing. You look like radio. You can't be more professional than this. I don't think I'm embarrassed in myself. I'm living my life.
What's wrong with what I'm doing here? What's the matter with you? Get in the car, go ahead. You're wasting Dusty's time and he doesn't have very much. Do you have a question for him or we're just going to be a major fear because he doesn't
want to actually do this. Good shot here. Dusty, do you have any questions for him? We're the way Mo drive. No, I'm excited to watch.
Okay. We'll sit here for a second with the big 10 coach of the year National Coach of the Year.
“Zaz, can you go over to where they filmed the Scarface Buzz saw a scene in the shower?”
Can you go? Where are you going? Can you go wherever you want? I'm glad you said, well, I mean, well, yeah, like I told the driver to take me to South Beach, to take me to Ocean Drive.
And so if you want me to go to the location of the the chainsaw scene and the bathtub with Scarface, we could do that. So, okay. Let's hit it. All right.
Let's hit it.
I've always wanted to say that to my driver.
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Don't live a TARD.
I've never stepped foot on that campus.
If you told me right now you liked the pens on it. Go to Santa Fe University and just just take a picture. Still gots. I would die. I don't know where it is. VCC don't live a TARD show.
With this, still gots.
“Do you want to play dusty a game of may or may not?”
Where I ask you questions and you tell me whether or not wiles as low gives us some play by play. Oh, look. We got music for may or may not. To sweeten the pot. Yeah. It makes it so much better.
I mean, you could decide to. It's public domain music. It's all right. He's going to decide to do it. Yes, and kind of guy. May or I may not put pineapples on pizza.
Am I answered? Yes. I may. Wow. Oh, okay. Look at good shocking and mission terrible questions.
He's saying may so he's still mighty. No, he's saying no. That's a confirmation. The may is a yes and no. You're not understanding the game. Coach, you certainly understand the game, right?
Correct. Yes. Okay. He's got no problem.
Even with like first question.
Chris, your conditioning looks like it's lacking. We need some sprints in here. May I or may not I might. Or may I not put mustard on a hot dog. May.
Of course. How about catch up? That's far more controversial. May not. Oh, there you go.
And he's still my man. No man. No, that's not for all. His around the bush bill. May not means no.
I mean, he seems unsure. That's a bush bill. I mean, he seems unsure. That's a bush bill. May.
May. Yes. May. He says. Give it.
Give the coach an update here. Sounds like you feel safe. I don't know. I mean, I got my seatbelt on. So what's the worst that could happen, right?
It's a driverless car driving to the sea. And now you're trapped with your seatbelt. What do you mean? they can happen. A drowning death at the bottom of the Miami beat. Take a left turn into a building.
“The worst thing they can happen is it takes you to the CBS in the Bahamas.”
So strange. This is not awkward in the wall. It's going to snow. Another question, Biddle. Dusty asked for me to throw it to jazz and I let him executive produce the segment. He's a leader. He's a number one seed. He deserves my respect if he wants to grab the control. They're still in the tournament. Technically he threw it to jazz himself. May or may I not quite keep shampoo in the pool.
May. Yeah. Yeah. That's my man. Took a sign with it too. Dusty May. A pride of Boca right on. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Your son was singing it to you. He was just delighted with his own. He was listening to the show and his head. Wonderful. He's as low your pasted by condo in about two minutes. Straight ahead. Oh, really? It's not Dox and Zaz. Can you tell us how you're feeling right now or you're afraid? I have a little bit of butterflies in my stomach.
I'm a be honest with you because I don't know. The driver, well, I guess I shouldn't say drive or there's no driver. I don't know. It's rather jarring, man. The three of us were here and there's no driver Jaguar. Is it a jack? It is a jack. They're all jacks. Nice car. I didn't know that. Nice wheels. Put it on the pole at Levitar Show. Did you know the way Mo was a jack? Oh, there's the freedom tower over on the left. All right, so it's got
It's going.
at right turns and whatnot. I don't know how these things don't get short circuited though.
Wouldn't that be the fear? Yeah, let's not talk about that. While I'm in the way Mo, thank you. All right. May or may I not pee in the pool, Dusty Mae? May not pee in the pool. Okay, but because you can't be going to shampoo in it. You don't want urine. It's a classic. I've bathed in pool.
“Dusty good luck. We know you have to get out of here. We will have you back on though to play”
May or may I not and whatever else. If you win the championship, you'll make this deal with us now. We miss you. No, I look forward to it guys. I appreciate you have me on. Thanks, Mr. Sun. Thank you. Okay. See you coach. He guys. He was good. Bye. This is why we can't bug us. Because you guys
bring this guy in. He's having a great season. He's coach of the year. We spent half of it just talking
about Zaz, which by the way, that way Mo's making laps around the building. That whole time, well, they didn't just do one BS lap around the block. Nobody wanted that segment to work out more than Dusty May. I will take whatever blame. There is to give. I haven't felt quite like this since we were trying to do a cigarette boat at the same time that a daily show correspondent was on with us and got mad at us. Ronnie Qing. Yeah. He got mad. The driver, my way Mo driver,
he stopped for people to cross the crosswalk. Oh, dairy. How does it know not to run people over? Yeah. It's the cameras. It's the technology and magic. And so far, there haven't been any incidents yet, right? I know with some of these robots locally, there's been a bright line hit one of them. I don't know if it was a way Mo or one of these food cards or I don't know. But a way Mo hasn't had any issues, but that's that would be the feeling. Oh, and here's also the thing, Dan. I'm sorry
to interrupt you. But like people, they're staring at us. Yeah, it should. Because you don't have a driver, because there's not a driver. There's a camera personally. Everyone we pass by is just staring at us. Is it, is anything talking to you, telling you anything, asking you anything? Does a computer ask you anything? No, no, we just told it where we want to go and it's taking me. I kind of like that because when I get into Uber's, I hate having to talk to the driver. I'm not here to make
friends. Well, most of them here don't speak that part of them here don't even speak English. Like most of them. But I travel a lot Dan. I'm sure if you're aware of that. So I take Uber often and I don't care about talking to the drivers. Again, I'm not trying to make friends trying to make money. I'm your chef. What you're saying is it's easy. This is easier than Uber. You just told the thing to take you somewhere and you don't have to explain it to someone who doesn't speak English.
Well, I'm trading off. I guess I'm making a trade here. You know, I'm trading away potential
“safety for comfort level. Says, how's the temperature in there? Like, what if you get cold?”
Can you control the air? Oh, what's a matter with you? You don't think there are buttons here to control the AC? I don't know. I mean, just hold on. You're not going to call Chris this question dumb when you said, how does it know not to run people over? You think they would have a car on the street that runs people over left and right? Yeah, not understanding. I'm having trouble understanding how a car that doesn't have a driver knows to not run people over is a vowed concern.
Says, oh, hop in the front seat and take the wheel. Make a statement for human empowerment. I'm the captain now. This is how you prove you're not a cook. Is that as you saying potential safety? I don't ever say that. I'm afraid to do it. I'm going to guess that waymos are safer than South Florida drivers. Like, I don't think that's even up for dispute. Waymos, favor.
I got to be honest with you here. This waymo is taken like the worst route. Well, why did it go in circles around the freedom towers? That true was that the accusation that
“was made? Was it inefficient? Is it not going directly to where it is you need to go?”
Right now, it's a little bit inefficient. Like it's one of those deals where, you know, like when you put in the GPS or in the ways and it tells you, you know, the shortest way to get somewhere,
but it's like you're taking a million back roast. Just get on the damn highway, get me to where I'm
going. That's what I feel like, you know? Tell the car to start doing screeching tires. I want to hear spin donuts. I get sound like an old drink. I don't want me to do it. I get sound like an old drop on your spin donuts. Greg, it's the most redundant by the way. Can I tell you guys what just happened to synonym? Let me explain to you guys what just happened to you. I understand that's why. No, Chris, I'm going to explain to you the surreal show we do with your dad and what just happened
because I don't think you noticed. Because Zaz is in a car far away that has a driverless wheel, he is shouting it Zaz as you would if you were shouting at him outside. It's the closest he's
Been to the microphone in 18 months because he thinks Zaz can hear him better...
him straight into the microphone because he's talking to the computer screen because he thinks he's
“shouting into the future. That's what just happened with your father. He's never been that”
engaged with the microphone in 21 years doing this with him. Thank you. Can we also talk about when the coach was talking about being down in South Florida and everything. Chris is like safe out on the prowess. When he was pro shampoo, I'm like I fed my dad safe out of the prowess. 14 times my dad's just like yeah. Can we reap? I get that just get that 45 seconds for me and please show me if you could tell me there was a camera on Chris Cody as he threw papers in the
air because he tried to give his dad an alley-oop easiest joke in the world seven times but his dad was strutting around the wrestling ring. Just enjoying still. So friendly. He got to sing
foul out on the prowl and ask his shitty F.A. You quit. And then I'm like say it and he finally said it.
It was just for the listeners who cannot see what happened. If you've ever watched a sign filled episode where George tells Jerry Hey, if someone calls answer Van Deli Industries and then Kramer answers and George is running out the bathroom with his pants around his legs. I'm a smelly industries say Van Deli Industries. That's exactly the energy Chris had. Say follow the prowess. They fell on the prowl. Please get me that video. I want to watch all of that again together.
I believe though this waymo's got an issue because it's taking Zaz way too long to go four blocks. Are they going in circles of the waymo? Get in the lane that has the cones because of construction.
So Zaz. I like that. You are three blocks from the hotel Zaz. You haven't moved any way.
We definitely did a circle. No, it had to be more than a circle. This is the entire time Zaz has been on. He has gone now three blocks and he's been moving the entire time. The lights out here. You know the really ugly arches. It is confused Zaz. It's confused here. Is that a green light or is that no light? The lights out. He should be in that right light. Oh no. It's going to wait forever. And there's... It says on the screen here,
our team is working to get moving. What's he doing? He's not moving. I can see you. Adam is a traffic computer. Zaz, the computers have not accounted for Miami being Miami. Of course. He's moving now. Of course there would be a light on the highway right now. I'm concerned. Now I don't feel safe. Okay. No, it got you out of that's a bigger dream. Oh, we get on the highway now. Zaz, that was a bigger plan than any of the other jams.
Miami being Miami and just a light being out and an important intersection that could have
“short-circuited the thing because there were cars moving past you. Zaz, you should be there already.”
You should be there. You're five minutes sitting in the middle of the road. You've the entire time. We were on the air wasting dusty maze time. You've been going in circles. You've been doing this for the better part of 30 minutes. Have you not? You've gone three blocks. Yeah, I've been in this car for about an hour and a half now. That's what it says. It says that you're 12 minutes away. Yes. Well, it's a it's a straight shot. You will go past.
This is lovely here. This is a lovely only on that door with his left hand so hard. All right. Zaz, how do you feel about how everything's going? Because you're now going. Are you going exactly 55 miles an hour? Uh-huh. That's a 40 zone. That's a 40 zone. I think. Yeah, we're going 45 right now. Or we're just approaching the tunnel now. So we're getting close to South Beach. How uncomfortable is Fuentes? Because they you said there were three people in the car with you. It looks like you're alone. The whole thing.
The whole thing really feels like it's from the future. Yeah. Well, I'm not alone. All right. You know, I got I got Fuentes next to me. He's looking like the seats a little tight for him.
“Though to be perfectly honest. A little scrunched up together. I'm comfortable. That's what's important.”
Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah. It's a little tight. How is Rose doing? Is Rose? Oh, that seems like it's uncomfortable. I don't know. She's in the other room there. Tell what I say. Oh, yeah. We have our waymo camera person there. It's actually not a real person. Okay. Camera person. All right. So Zaz, you're pretty close and you're going to the place where Scarface. I told this story earlier. Greg, there's a famous strip on Ocean Drive. We were talking about Miami
Vice yesterday. This used to be an entirely dead area and then Scarface and Miami Vice gave the city a certain image nationally. And on Ocean Drive is the little hotel where the Colombian drug lords tried to chain saw Al Pacino and his friend. And it was going to be an ex-rated movie.
They made the arguments to Hollywood.
going to that hotel now, which of course is a pharmacy. Correct? It's now a pharmacy? Yeah, it's a CVS. All right. So that one here is a history gym, right? Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's relatively close. But you remember the guy staggered into the street? Like it was, it was considered the most graphic to turn an arm movie into an ex-rated movie was that scene. The the buzz saw a scene in it. That was that that stuff was happening in Miami back then. Greg, you grew up in that Miami.
Uh, well, I grew up in that Broward County about 30 miles north. I'm saying in the 80s, you raised your kids in the Miami where that could happen in a local hotel room. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The drug wars allowed that there were people can strip malls in the street gun down because it was the wild wild west. Yeah, every one of you paid a lot of mountain a chalk on it except it wasn't chalk. So that is where as is going as you tell us when you're there,
“we'll check back in with you. Okay. What pass in Star Islands right now, Dan?”
Yeah, so that's the richest stuff we've got over there. Bezos and everybody else is trying to buy everything for $150 million plus. Uh, I got five on it. What does that mean? $5. Yeah, I mean, I'm getting it on it. Greg, can you explain yourself as would have been so frustrated with you
if he had seen your son. This has never happened here before. Have you guys seen this happen before?
Where Chris Cody gets so so frustrated with his father that because he because he was yelling a joke at him that only works if he's the one that makes it. It only the rest of us making it doesn't make it funny. He's got to make the drug. But he's too busy dancing to, oh, coach like my fellow, allow him on the prowl. That he didn't hear that he just was, it's very frustrating. I mean, the life will. Coach could be studying tape right now and cities answer and foul owl on the
“prowl questions. I know. Well, well, as those driving in a car being driven by the invisible man”
from a Ralph Ellison novel. All right, Greg. I don't know what those two have to do with you. Greg, you haven't been very good today. Okay, and I want to play for you an example of this. You were very good. You're very good last week, but you just made your son. I mean, has he ever thrown his papers up in the air before? He had a big stack of papers. I have no idea from the way that he does the show that he had done anything in the way of planning or organization. So to see him back
there, throw seven papers up in the way. And when I don't think he reads and he proved at the start of that segment, that he doesn't know how to him throwing seven papers up in the air frustrating,
because his dad wouldn't take the easiest joke. I've never seen it before.
Dan desperation. Like he was so desperate for it to happen for that plane to land. And instead, Greg Cody just just co-read into the, all right, because he was like hearing me say it and like celebrating like I was saying it on air. It's like, no, just for you. All right. Dan Lebatard. John, can you rate my Al Pacino from that billiard scene in Carlito's way? If I do it for you?
“I think it's pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Two guts. You think you're big time?”
Are you gonna die? Big time. That is a my infamous scale of one to ten. That's a, that's a 7.6 solid, good job. Good job. That's a suit. No, you're good. This is done. Lebatard show with his two guts.
Back to you in a second. We evidently have a replay and Greg, I want you to see it so that you can see,
because I have a scene and I just lived it. I felt it. And I felt for your son. He's in charge of the, the thing back there. It flies off the rails sometimes. It offends the celebrities. It shows hard to book because of stupidities like that. The thing back there. I actually presuming, yeah, it's hard to book because of other people. I'm presuming when doing that. And I have a blind spot here admittedly, because I can't wait to hear from Couglar at the end of this. I have a blind spot about I totally
assumed from the very start because Dusty May was a friend of the show the last time and because he's local and because he understands that we, we, he knows what our show is that he was in on the joke. I presumed it without asking him. Well, he was in on the attempt at a joke to say joke, such as we landed it. I imagine he leaves that kind of just shaking his head smiling and then like, yeah, the Michigan programs like, well, that was a waste of time. Oh, damn. So not much has changed
down there, huh? All right. What time's the Citrus Bull against Bama? Because people wanted a serious interview. I loved it. No, but I, I, it had potential. No doubt. We, we fell short, but like, I thought it was fine. Well, but, no, no, I, I, I want to approach this from a content
Standpoint and I want to ask a mean and I want to ask Greg Cody if we're goin...
particular, this odd about six feet. I'm not interested right now in the, in the, in the opinions of Sigfried or Roy, what I am interested in before we get back to the way, Mo, is when we do that interview with Dusty May, you guys know, I mean, we've done this enough, right, 21 years. I don't love talking to the coaches because they come on and they say their things and it sails and it's platitudes and people do eat it up. They gobble it up, especially if you're a coach of the moment. But coaching
interviews to me, I hate them. I hate them. I hope he's that listening right now. No, but not his, no, so he comes up. Look, this is a worthy newsworthy guest. Last year, I turned down Kelvin Samson. I got trouble with coogler on that one, just because the coach interviews are maddening to me. Their professional salesmen, all of them, Calisads that could have been on our show. Let's talk it about where poor, that could have been ours. That's correct. And so this
is the time of the year for them and furthermore, because I grew up in a market and you guys know this, we're in South Florida all they did that you've been a market that tracks given what we're seeing.
“Fruit oil, birth on Iowa 8. Oh, boy, one of them food. I think you said fruit. I still mean”
popular right a little more. Pro use is generally not an aisle, it's like a section, but whatever. Yeah, a bogo. Thank you. In this market, where for 20 years, the University of Miami basketball program was very frustrated because it couldn't get actually into the game, but Leonard
Hamilton and a million other coaches. The way that South Florida sports radio celebrated this
time of year is getting all the Seth Greenbergs of the room, all the salesmen in one room and they would get on and do long shows for days with the coaches selling their sports to people. And then Dick Vitale comes on with us and gets furious, because we say, hey, we think Patino cheats, we think oh, come on Dan, come on Dan and hangs up on our show. That's correct, because what you're not in on the sales, guys, you know, I thought we were all selling this together. You think Dusty made comes on our show and
expects to be able to sell Michigan to the nation. You think that with with I'm going to do the platitudes versus I'm going to show my personality. I think we're having a different conversation for the record. Dusty was great. He was awesome. He was the best thing about that. So back coach, please. Yeah, I you're talking now about coaching interviews in a vacuum and I don't know that I think Dusty May was very playful and very nice with the stuff. But when I'm asking a mean and Greg
is, do you want me to get the sound on? And this is how we're going to play against Alabama? No, I mean, not in a sale. I think the idea is that we're going to push the envelope within reason and hope that they play along. And sometimes they do like Dusty did. And I think you turning down Calvin Sampson was a massive mistake because he's a guy. He's he is he's reached the age where it's like, I don't care anymore. I'm not going to do the political thing. I'm just going to say
“what I feel and he could have been a great quote. I think you need to stop judging books by their”
covers. I personally think we played it, right? Because there's a million other places you can go
to hear Dusty May analyze Alabama. So let's ask him about leaving FAU. Good call. Exactly. That's right because he volunteered it by saying he misses Boca right on. Hold on, Zaz is on ocean drive. Now I can see that familiar strip of land. It is one of the most famous. And oh, look, he's pulling up right now. Wow. All right. Everyone is staring at us, Dan. There was, there was a woman. She physically grabbed her child's head and manually turned it around to look at the freak show.
Yes, he said, look at that guy with a beer head. It appears as though you've stopped in about Leyland, though, which is an odd place for a drop off and probably confuse it. Give me a moment to get out of the car. All right. So, but is it telling you to get out of the car or take us through your station? I'm just I'm very aware of us being at the location. I asked it to take us. So I know to get out.
Okay, but is someone around you telling you to get out just for a second? Because is the car
then leaving or are you coming back on the car as well? How does this work? Are we going to a car says please exit now? With an exclamation point. Okay. So before you do that, good follow-up Greg. Is there an exclamation point? That guy right there is taking a picture of us. It's not creepy at all. Are you going to come back in that car as you get out? Is the car
“then going to abandon you? Are we going to tell about your return? I think his car is going to dip.”
Okay. Get out then and show us where the famous Scarface scene happened. Take us on a little tour. Would you please? Yep. Give me a second. All right. Hit check back. Yeah. He can just do her. Let's take a taxi. Why would you have him hit track? It would be fun. It's a taxi. I'm what's he Greg, you look good. There are still tax. There are still tax. There are still
Vehicles.
The taxi. The taxi has to feel very threatened right now by what we just televised. The taxi has already hurt because of Uber, but there are still taxis on the beach. Yes. Shocking to me. And so here goes. All right. So here at the car is going to leave. Goodbye, Waymo. Thank you for all the help. Zazlo, hold on just a second before you go up there. Can I get a replay of Chris Cody just throwing the papers up in the air, please? May or may I not? Why do you keep
shampoo in the pool? May. Yeah. Right here. That's my man. He's feeding you somewhere too.
“He's he may. He's feeding us. I don't see it. Oh, that's why he had his bokeh right on. Look. He's”
always a bokeh. Wow, wow, wow, wow. No, that's what it was. I missed it the first time. We don't
got the papers being thrown up in the air. No, he wanted to shout bokeh right on and he was just like feeling the top of humor. Like that's all it was. Greg was really pleased with himself there. I'm a man. I'm an owl. I'm proud of my alum. He's gone on to do great things with the springboard of bokeh right off. Zaz, give us the play by play of what you're doing right now. He's on the lawn meeting. Go to FAU dusty man. Well, I did. I went to FAU for both of them. What happened to
you not being a fan and being a journalist and all that stuff? What happened to you not banging a drum with a Panthers game? I went to you never played for the Panthers. I went to FAU.
Got my right. It's where I meant my right point. Christopher would not be here if I hadn't
gone to FAU. He's right about that. He got your answer. It's like he's been waiting on that one all day, law. I just see something. See something. You know what that is? That's another great Cody. Awesome. Great out of scoreface. That's a great car right there. Yeah.
“Dan, it's hot outside. Yeah, we got our last, I think, good night and good morning of the year”
in terms of weather. I think the rest of the way it's going to be baking, baking sun, the rest of the way. This is a long walk for you. Why the car leave you so far away from where it is that you're going? I thought it was leaving you right in the front. Are you in the right place? Yeah, I'm in the right place. I recognize this area. See here's the CVS. I'm literally next to the CVS now. Start jogging. Get a little exercise in. But that is a good point. Like it dropped us off like a
block away. Great place for you to have. Sure, I'm surprised. Are you tired? Are you working? I'm tired. I'm walking. It's a matter of you. All right, right here. See it? Look at this. The staircase that was used in the filming of Scarface, starring Al Pacino and Steven Bauer and Mary Elizabeth, Mashantonio and Michelle Fyfer. This seemed to pick the chainsaw
“massacre and it's a world famous Hollywood landmark. What a movie. Why is the number 1983 in quotes?”
It says the filming of the quote 1983, unquote classic movie Scarface. It's a fair question. Yeah, we don't, you know, we don't do English great in this town. Well, neither do you. You kept asking may I you or may I. Definitely I in there. You're right. So good. All right. Take us up to the hotel room or the
motel room. I guess it was the first one on the right. I think. But look, look here. Look with the camera.
It's it's chained off. Hop it. Oh, apparently we are not allowed to go to the site. Oh, but you can jump over there. Do the limbo. Okay. You don't or the limbo. Yeah, they're there under. Okay. Yeah, we scofflaughty play to not put the leg over. Yeah, it's my amy. You know, trespassing. Nothing bad would happen there. Danny's planning to do it. They're going to the same thing. They're going to be climbing over nothing.
They could buzz. So you, would you recreate the scene for us? Do you think you can stagger down the staircase and fall down an ocean drive as if you've been, you know, what didn't Tony like what do you do? Did he shoot him a couple of times or did he there was some reason that the guy with the chainsaw was staggering down the stairs and overacting the hell out of it. Dan, do you know that the restaurant right next to here right there? It's called Montana's?
I did not know that. Tony Montana's good call. I did not know that. Yeah, right in there. That's where Tony was about to get chainsawed. This is great podcast. He escaped, though. Okay. I mean, just whispered to me, this is great podcasting. It really doesn't here. It really doesn't work. Oh, my god. Oh boy. Oh boy. Good hour from Udano. Let's call it time out.
