#3250 Ladies of London S4E01: Madam About You

Hello, and welcome to Watch With Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo. We'd love to talk about "I'm Ben Mandelker" and joining me today. Is the Magpie Loving Ziggy Swallowing Ronnie Karim, how are you Ronnie? [music playing] Wow, a new season of Ladies of London.

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We've always been fans of the original.

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Let's talk about the London reboot, Ronnie. Thoughts and Pressions. The London for one the new reign loved it. I absolutely loved it. I was surprised that I liked it.

I thought it was going to be stupid on us. And then we'll, um, the real housewives of London going to another network. I cannot be on this one. I was kind of annoyed because, you know,

we only watched a first episode of that.

But it was so good. And I was like, why didn't we get this? I want this. And so I just assumed that this would suck because it wasn't that. And it does not suck.

I mean, they really went and got some of the looniest people. They're all, we'll not all. But the ones that are supposed to be our legit rich and legit connected. They have a gain now from Made in Chelsea who I found very funny. He's such a snob.

I thought he was a big buddy. I just loved it. I mean, I loved all the characters.

“Like these are people you want on a real housewives type show, you know?”

Yeah. I did not realize that the gay. Okay. What was his name, Ian Andrew? Mark.

Mark Francis. Mark Francis. I didn't realize that he was from Made in Chelsea. That's hilarious. Yeah, I thought it was great.

I thought they got a wonderful cast. When the trailer came out, I remember enjoying the trailer. And I was shocked that people were like, this looks boring. I was like, what?

This already looks really good. And I think this premiere was great. I hope people watched it. I feel like it was actually people were not talking about leading up to very much.

But then today on social media, everyone's talking about it. So I'm hoping that it gets traction because this is a great cast. And, you know, the show had like this 15 minute opening party, which was, I thought the opening party was fine. And I was like, is this going to be good?

And then once we sort of got past that establishing party where we met all the characters and got into their lives, I felt like the show kind of just exploded. And just was so funny and perfect. I was like, oh my god, I loved this show.

I'm into it. So we start off with a typical like, London London is the best with different characters being like London. It's the best cosmopolitan city in the world. London is like the capital of the world.

Everybody's dressed so cool in London. London is so grand. It's so cool. There's nothing like London.

Right.

“Because of course there's someone in Emma on the show.”

Like Emma. And then Emma is very elegant. She's very aristocracy. And then Margo, she made one of the sexiest British films. I mean, this is based on the trailer, you know?

So we're just seeing this sort of like a civil real mom like this. There's this person. There's Lottie. And Mark. And Mesae.

And Mika. And we're just seeing all this stuff. Like left and right, left and right, left and right. So I've got an American coming into teach etiquette. I was like, oh, good luck, sucker.

Yeah. Good luck, Matt. I love that. And American coming into teach etiquette. I'm glad to do that.

I feel like it's like in the British Constitution. Americans shout a lot to come to this country and tell us. My God. Walking cringe American. Yikes.

But seems so sweet as well. So we see London, you know, of course.

And then Mark is the first one to talk.

Of course. Ladies, give the guy the opening line.

“But he's like, well, there's a reason we call summer in London the season.”

Because it's when everything happens. It's when London is in full bloom. The quite simply isn't enough time. No matter how many champagne's uphold, there's just too much to do.

On any given summer's day, you will find a marvelous garden party. So I was not as sold on Mark. I was so excited for there to be a British gay on the cast. People were actually upset about that.

Like, it's called "Lades of London." Why is there a guy there? Like, okay, relax everyone. And so I actually was like, actually came into this show. Ready to like, just have this man's back.

It could be like he deserves the spot. I found him to be actually a little annoying. I felt like he was a bit like, if I was watching a regional theater and there's a character for a British gay man.

And he was on there's like, hello. Our dive fabulous. I mean, maybe that's just who he is. That's why I love him. I just felt like he was, he was like putting it on a bit.

And I was like, okay, okay, okay. I am 100% love him. I find him to be completely dead inside, which I loved. And I don't think he's faking that.

And he's just like a real phony, freely gay. You know, he's like one of the richest in the group. He's like socially connected to everybody. He's a total monster. But it says everything in like a really dead pan.

Yeah, I thought he was absolute. He looks like a doll, like a weird doll. Like his die job, his face tuning. Whatever he's doing is crazy. And I just loved it.

I wasn't expecting to like me there. But I really, he was cracking me up. And then it helped that after I saw clips of people posting of him in Maiden Chelsea. And I was like, yeah, he's really funny.

Well, I haven't seen this. It's a crap that everyone's going to.

And he's like, what all never step a foot in that?

Why not? Because everyone else is there. Maybe I just need like a learning curve with him. I've only watched the first episode. I'm going to watch the second one this weekend.

And, you know, he definitely does seem like a phony. And I never want to get on his bad side. He is definitely one of those vicious gays who will just destroy anyone. He doesn't like. And so my days are probably in the middle of ten London at this point.

I just have to wrap my head around that. Like, I do like your perspective on it. Like, he's just dead inside and fake. And like rather than me being like, he's so inauthentic. Be like, wait, note that's his brand.

“That's what makes him fun to watch is like, that's a good, that's a good way.”

That's a good way in for me on his character. Well, I don't look at these and think, like, oh my gosh, who do I like? I think who is funny and who's a good character? And I think he's a good, he's a very fun. And plus we get to do this voice.

But I mean, that's a little Martin Lawrence ballard. But he does have that to his voice. He just doesn't have as much personality in it. It's very like deadpad. So I'll work on it.

But we go to Kimmy. Which one's Kimmy? I'm going to be asking about a lot. Kimmy is, okay, I pulled up the cast because I'm so. Oh, Kimmy is the team.

She's like his best friend, right? Kimmy is, oh, yeah, Kimmy is the team. Kimmy's the American who has been in long enough that she now has, like, a quasi-british accent. Yeah.

Fabulous. Who are my next rung right now?

It's always laughing at everything, Mark says.

Okay, there are two characters in here, Kimmy. And then the lady with Betty Davis from all about Eve here. That's Martha. Martha, I don't know. Kimmy and Martha are my favorite.

They both have this super, like, oh, it's so fun. And they're laughing like a maniacally. But then they're also really dark. They've got like this super dark undertone to them. And so I love both of them immediately.

So Kimmy's like, oh, I first met Mark when he was 19. And I've got to say, if I wanted to sperm donor, I would have. He's so good looking. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Yeah, crazy. Mark tells us, I'm not a socialite.

I live for people and I get all my energy from people.

I bring lots of people together. And I just have them all in one room and wait to see what happens.

“And Kimmy is one of those people who reminds you that life is so much more fun”

when you just let go. Let an American in and just see what happens. Oh, my God. Let me prove this, my son. Is that a fan?

Is that a fan? I would love a fan. I'm going to put it on me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So Kimmy shows up at this garden party at the top of the house.

And she has a big floral head dress. And she's like, I've been living in London now for 25 years. And there's not as much judgment here as there is in America. If you have a glass at Champagne at 11 o'clock in the morning in the States, people start telling you you're a problem drinker.

Two days earlier, she's telling the waiter, I need to drink every 15 minutes until I pass out. And then I want one every six minutes. But in London, they put on a super, you put John like a superstar badge or something like that. If you drink like that, I mean, come on in.

So next we get Miss Hay, Missy. They pronounce it Missy, but she's got an accent over the E. Yeah. It's like a, and on top of that, she's also sweet as so like this faux French version of the word. The name Missy, it doesn't seem to make any sense.

Well, I can tell you, Missy's hot, and she knows it. She's like, I like sexy looks. I'm very comfortable in my own skin. Well, then why aren't you wearing it? Because that is not your own skin. I don't know who's it is, but you look crazy.

Sometimes I look at Missy's outfits and I think you're just waiting for Breeze on you. Nips lips are best friend. Well, if I had a body like that, I'd be half naked too, my right. So, Missy comes and sits with them and came in. He's like, well, you look particularly naked and hot.

I grew up in Sweden, and I work as model for most of my life. Tuck, tuck, tuck.

I travel the world, but there's something about London that I always come back to, especially for my job.

You know, with fashion, with modeling, people like know my name here. Because I'm Missy, spelled Missay, but Swedish.

“Mity, were you in a bitha? Were you in a bitha? Oh, you must have been.”

Because look at you, you're so tired. You're tired so easily. I'm not tired until September. So here comes Mika at the etiquette expert from America. Oh, Mika's just so nice. It's not a facade. She's not trying to play you. Put in London. It's not something we're very well accustomed to.

You know, Americans. So Mika comes in, and she gives Mark a little gift, and he's like, no, no, I mustn't. I mustn't. I promised my mother that I would never be seen in public receiving a gift from an American. Please, please, and it's away from me. Don't rude me, don't know, pal. Please.

So she comes in, and she's wearing, she's the actor, right? No, Mika is the etiquette expert. Oh, my God. My God. My God. My God. I'm sorry. My God. So she comes in, she looks like Hannah Brown from the Bachelor, or who's like another squinty-eyed person. I know why she's sort of reminded me of Gloria Stephon in the, in like 1991.

I don't know why. It's probably not a proper comparison, but for some reason I just kept on thinking Gloria Stephon. Yeah, he's like, she's very friendly, which is disgusting in this time. Hi, everybody. Wow, there's nobody like Mark. Everybody knows Mark. You're walking to a restaurant. You can't get to the table because he's stopping at every single table before your table to say hello.

I was like, she's going to get eaten up. Oh, she's never going to eat this girl up.

It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins commercial. Next up is Lottie.

“Lottie is a graphic designer, and she's married to this guy who's kind of, he looks like, I think,”

he looks like a Joker on a deck of cards. Yeah, because they do, they are, they also are like tailors, or they are- He's a tailor. He's a tailor at the stars, and they like work with celebrities to give a look. So does she do the design for like the prints and everything, and then he tailors it? Is that what it is? Yeah, I think she said, at first I thought she was like a fashion designer.

But then I read a bio, and it said she's a graphic designer. Here she just says she's a designer and he's a tailor. They both look like Tim Burton creatures, and so, Micah's like, Lottie and Joshua are super cool kids. They're trend setters. In the know of everything, they do what they want. They don't care what people think, which I love about them, except for the fact that I professionally am in the business of having people care what you do, because that's etiquette. Anyway.

super skinny, he's got long straightened hair, and he's like, he's got like a little twisted mustache.

“He's like, "Ello, I'm an odd duck, everybody." And Kimmy's like, "Oh, look at you, Joshua!"”

Your look matches what I like, like cool taxidermy sort of thing, and they just stare, and they're like, "So, we see a split screen of her stuffed bird in her house, and then Joshua next to each other." And she just, "Oh, don't worry, I love everything that's dead looking." Gladys like, "I work with my husband, Joshua Kaine's levity tailor to the stars.

We both work in design, and we do a lot of red carpets, Tom Holland, Jason Mammoa. We dress Sabrina Coppinter for the awards. You know, that kind of thing. And Kimmy is like, "Mark and I, we were lovers of the 90s, then we decided we could do better." [laughing] Darling, I wasn't even born in the 90s, you fucking bitch, contain yourself.

[laughing] Is Emma coming? Emma's in Kansas. She's got work to do, and so we see Emma, and it says, "This is Emma, and Emma's just in Kansas,

and she's smiling." And we just came out.

"It's me, I'm Emma, glamourously smiling, and can." Then we go back to Lauddy, and she's like, "Well, I'm Mike, obviously we know you do like etiquette stuff,

“but like British etiquette or American etiquette,”

because like does American etiquette even exist?" That's in British. Sorry, but I've heard something in America called "The Cracker Barrel." [laughing] It's such a thing.

"I turned on the television, and I saw something called a kid rock, and this is the land that apparently has some sort of etiquette." So, when we company a Beaumont etiquette, it's an etiquette, consultancy, where I teach people from all over the world etiquette. Okay, show my book. Business etiquette made easy,

the essential guide to professional success.

[laughing] Yeah, people come to me from all over the world to give them confidence, because they see me, and I say, "You know what? It could be worse. I could be American, and then they go back to wherever country they came from and just be on so much more empowered."

So, we see a little clip of her teaching somebody, and she's like, "No, the way that you approach an audience is you come at, you look at everybody straight in the eye with your mouth a little open. Your eyes are open, and your mouth is open." Okay, let's go like this, and you say, "Hello!"

And you look at everybody in the eye, and the lady's like, "Hello." Okay, a little more work, a little more open your mouth a more. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, stick your tongue out just a little bit.

“Okay, eyes open, now look at me. Okay, you doing good?”

You doing good? I love that American etiquette. Includes how to walk on stage at your own talk show. Part of American etiquette is fork on the left knife on the right, and make sure your mouth is open a little bit when you start your talk show. We all have talk shows, right?

Well, yeah, you know, the table setting's different, so I will tell you that. My body's like, "Oh, stop the cutlery on the outside." Yeah, so nobody wants to sit next to me at the dinner table. Can you say, "Oh, I don't and I haven't even gotten the cutlery yet." Well, there's this wonderful woman who I won't name,

and every time her husband cheats on her, she was overjoyed, and Missy is like, "No, what?" Yes, yes, because it meant she got a new Picasso, and so she ended up with one of the world's greatest collections of Picasso's. But of course, she had to pretend she was more divided until the picture was up,

and then she was there calling for Margo's, Margo's, "Get me those Picasso's!" She had an escort agency on speed dial, who that's your friend. And then she goes, "I'm gonna say it's like, "Who are we talking about?"

Oh, apparently, my God, your friend is a madame. Is that true?" And she's like, "Wait, what friend?" Darah, she's a madame. We all know about it.

And Mike is like, "Oh my God, not my friend, Barah!" Flashback to two days earlier, Kimi said a restaurant with Mark and Martha, and we have Kimi saying, "His Derrick girl, do you know her?" And Martha's like, "Oh, I called someone as soon as he knows her."

And they told me she's a madame. Oh, nice! Well, that's what I heard. Mark's like, "Oh, well, she's not coming to this party." No madams allowed it.

God and pod, he had to drop me. Oh, wait, she's not coming. And Martha's like, "Well, I suppose you went 24/7 when you're mad, I'm saying, she, ah!" Just Martha check.

I can't stress enough. So she looks 30 in a way. And she's got in certain lights. Like, she just, it's so crazy

And she's got this haircut.

Her hairstyle is just like Betty Davis from all about Eve. I mean, it's curled. Like, she puts the curls in her hair, but only on the sides. She dresses like she's from the 50s.

She's an absolute trip. And yeah, she talks like this. But I immediately love her. Because I was like, "It's shit." Is she from a different period?

Like, did they time machine her in here? And she wears the hair the same every time you see her. Yeah, it's amazing. Whatever reminds me of Madonna in her Vita era when she wanted to be taken seriously.

And she was also sort of like wearing that kind of hairstyle around at all of the award shows. And this lady, she is like already top to your bravo celebrity. I mean, I mean, I mean, this show in general, the ladies of London franchise has a way of finding

some like best of the best, you know, of that bravo has ever had to offer between Caroline Stambury and Caroline Fleming, who I hope makes some sort of return. And now this lady,

I mean, really, this is just so good. There's just such a, such a cool talent for bravo celebrities over there in London. So we're back to present. And Kimmy is saying, "Is it true?

Is she really a badmise? There aren't really a badmise?" And because like, what? No, she's like a Harvard architect. And we say, like, "No, this is, it's not nice.

He's not nice to say this." Like, yeah, she's highly intelligent. Why would you say that? And she's like, "Well, she could moonlight as something that makes more money.

And they're making an architecture.

“That's my jet London was built 500 years ago, right?”

Well, it's very untrue. And I've known her since college. And we've known each other for 24 years. Sorry, that was dyslexia. We've known each other for 24 years.

Kimmy's like, "But how do you know, though?" I mean, you can know somebody and not know that they're maddened, right? And she's like, "Well, I work right above her in the same office."

And so then we see Dara. And it says, "This is Dara on the screen." This is three days earlier. So Micah comes down. And she's like, "I was 17 when I met Dara.

Our friendship has always been pretty strong."

Cut to Dara. She goes, "Yeah, we weren't really super close." Yeah, well, we met at the University of Florida. And Florida and Dara and I've called each other Bunny for over a decade.

Oh my God, she calls me Bunny. She's such a loser." Dara is so unimpressed by Micah. So Micah enters the office. And she's like, hey, but I just like, hey, buddy, there's like, yeah, can you just call me my

main regular knee? That's fine. That's fine. We're both in London and we meet back up and we're still not that close. We always support each other through career motherhood, friendship, bunny things.

Michael looks up to me for business and I feel like she's still really trying to find out what it is that we'll bring her success and she's not quite there yet.

“So, Michael gives Dara a little box and there's like, um, what's this?”

It's a gift. It's a productivity tool for us. Oh. Yeah, okay. Let me go.

Oh, wow. Pink, walkie, talkies. Oh, wow. Did they have to be pink though? Okay.

I love this. I'm concerned with this much more somewhere in another building, possibly. Maybe someone right a memo to Dara that I'm a successful architect and we're not in high school anymore. Okay.

Just thank you. Thank you. Back to the garden party. Um, this is poor etiquette to be starting rumors like that. I can tell you that much.

And this could not be further from the truth and body's like, no, of course it's not. She's a very professional woman. Well, they usually are aren't they darling. So now they're just like, but not really in Kimmy and she's like, I can be like, well, I heard from Martha that your friend Dara, she's a madam and like I was like, oh, God, no,

what? And Kimmy is like, well, I didn't say that that she's not nice. I just thought I'd brought, I just thought I'd brought my CV with me. Oh, the word madam isn't really something that you would throw around, especially to garden party.

Well, I did go on a date that she set me up on. I mean, I'm a model and then they all start cracking up. I mean, this is like, yeah, well, I thought that she was going to be showing up for the

date too, but she never showed up.

It was just me and some old man that was, that was, she was looking you up. I'm sure.

“She likes to connect people together, I don't know, are you a madam for that?”

I don't know. I didn't get paid. Kimmy is like, could you excuse me for one moment? I need to be fabulous in a different section of this boring party. So she walks away and latte, Micah and Miss A are together and latte is like, well, that's

was wild and Miss A is like, yes, that's not really funny thing to say about the madam thing, Taktak and Micah is like, well, in America, that would be like defamation of character, what she just did in a lot of like, I love that the Americans

Micah, like two or three times already.

Yeah, I'm a seriously, yeah, but like, we'll see you. Just like a man, but we want we'll still sue your asses. So then we go to Kimmy and she's getting drinks off the tray and consolidating them into one glass. And then she's like, and now you can still sell that one, you can still serve that one.

They're still not been there at accounts of the serve. So they're asking, where's Martha? Where's Martha?

“And now here come Martha and Mago arriving at, wait, where are we now?”

We're at the same thing? It's the same party. The party is quite long, everyone's arriving. So Martha and Margot arrived together. Martha is the one we love when we're talking about, and Margot is an American who's also

an actress. So they show out this really thin purple dress and her nips are out. So from like, oh my goodness. Yes. It's impossible.

You're not in the garden. Kimmy is here. Kimmy is a good time. I've known her for nearly 20 years now. And I met Kimmy through one of our great British Milaners, Philip Trissey.

Me, Phil Trissey. Look at him. And Kimmy is like, yeah, one day he said to me, Kimmy, I want you to meet your blonde nemesis, and I was, it was Martha's sit well, and I was like, how tell you what sits well with me?

This bitch.

“Hey, check us both to Debbie, is this recipe for our bitches?”

Yeah. Martha got in the car and she was like, oh my God, I mean, we're cigarettes, but I've run out of money. I just fucking love her. I paid for a lot of cigarettes, they're very expensive now.

Yes, we just went and set the town on fire, quite literally, I've ever thrown a match at a poor person's home. It's great fun. Well, I've known Martha, God, at least a decade. Oh, how did I meet Martha?

Let me think.

Oh, I've always found her intriguing, interesting, brilliant, unique, opaque.

I definitely met Martha at a party, but don't ask me more details than that because I was absolutely hammered. As I am right now, I like to add. It's like, yeah, I didn't realize how cold it was going to be, but they're hard. So then other drinking and then Kimmy's like, let's get a chat to Keela, but Martha,

no, no, she's so, but this one over here, I never can. And Martha's like, yeah, it's going to have something mocked, helly, they're like, it's gross boring. Well, I'm from South Carolina, I got to London when I was 18, I stayed here until I was 30.

And then I moved to LA, and now I'm back in London this summer to work on a British TV show called "The Trip." Oh, Margaret and I met him at 20 years ago. Yeah, she was dating this Persian prince and her brother had a big crush on me, of course. I mean, his brother.

And I was like, he was like, I was like, this is this girl's amazing and she was so

beautiful and so fun. And so she was so warm and like, he loved me. Yeah. So now, um, Ladi and Missy and my co-approach them, and Kimmy's like, oh, these are the ones that told me the deraustory.

(laughs) "Madam!" Oh, well, I simply cannot keep a secret, I mean, Margot heard the deraust a madam. So of course, I spread the rumor, I mean, we heard a rumor, it may not, may or may not be true, but what's a rumor, if you're not going to spread it.

“God remember that British madam is much higher than American aristocracies, so really”

it's a compliment, elevated that high. (laughs) Well, I've known deraust for 22 years, or 24 years, we met his teenagers at the University of Florida and she went to Harvard and I went to New York and Margot does, um, University of Florida, madam side, Harvard, not madam side.

(laughs) So, they're probably relentless, and it's, they are acting, we, like, not one of them is like, "That's terrible, we shouldn't say that." Like, she got up, she's a madam, University of Florida, keep adding to the evidence. Yeah, seriously.

So Margot is like, I mean, this girl said to me, oh, she's like really spicy and difficult. So now we have another flashback of deraust talking to Micah, and deraust, like, so I just went to Corsionville where we had a 33 grand bottle of wine, okay? And it's like-- This is deraust again.

Thank you for doing that. The heaping is, like, big, brush font up. (laughs) Every time they call deraust, oh, they go, "This is deraust." Be natural.

I know. Margot says, um, yeah, and another woman was like, oh, I think she's a madam. Well, it could not be further from the truth. Well, the thing about me not drinking, is that I get, like, really bored. And I need to, like, entertain myself somehow, so let's just keep talking about her being

Oh, come up with me, shredder.

“So Micah's like, deraust is not here to defend herself, and it's up to me to stick up”

to deraust, because I would want her to do the same for me. That's what friendship is. And poor Micah, she does have that kind of, like, Ernest American quality while the rest are just like, "Britishians are don't, like, even, like, even Margot, who is American." And Margot and Kimmy are both American, but they have now adopted just being British

and sardonic, and they're like, oh, please. She's a madam, and that makes her all the better for it, at least she's interesting. And like, you etiquette person. So then we go to Micah. Is deraust.

Yeah, she's really still been my help, she dies.

Back to the party. Well, she spends every hour working, she's a good bomb, she's a good friend, she's a real professional,

“she's a worker, she's an architect, she's an entrepreneur, she knows how to open her eyes,”

and her mouth when she says hello, she's so smart, she could not be further from him at him the time just clicks, and everyone's getting really bored of her. Like, and Ben, you know, she can roller skate, I think, I mean, it's on her special skills. I'm not sure if she really can't, don't, don't hold me on that, but I'm pretty sure she can.

You're gonna grow to love her. You're just gonna love her, everybody. They're like, we're bored of you. So Ladi and Missy are talking, and this is like, I just feel it a bit bad. And Ladi is like, why was that too much time talking to an American saying for me?

She's like, no, because Mike, as she's so nice, and, you know, we were, you know, we, you know where we left the lunch, just, yeah, three days earlier, Ladi, Sarah, this is Sarah, that lunch, it's a pinch at lunch. Mike is my friend, I've known her since college, but like, we're very different people.

“Oh, back to present, Ladi speaking, I remember that lunch.”

And then we left the lunch, and we were talking about, we were talking about to our cause, and they're a said that she was like, embarrassed of her, like, they're also saying, she's so cringe, and you know when you know someone from your past and you're embarrassed they're going to embarrass you, because you built this whole new image, will ya, that? Do you think I should tell her, no, Ladi is like, well, if you want to get involved in

other people's business, then you can, but if I were you, I wouldn't be doing that. I think it'd be more fun if we just left behind Mike as back, don't you? British, don't forget. Yeah, so Ladi is also pregnant, and nobody knows yet, except Missy and Dera, because she told them about lunch, so she's like, oh my god, I need to, Ladi's like, well, I wanted

to get everyone together, because I wanted to tell you, I'm actually pregnant, by who, not that stick figure with an evil villain wig. How does someone created and stopped animation get of human pregnant? By the way, this is the cast of Nightmare before Christmas in your back. By the way, this is the difference between British people and Americans, because if it were

American, and American, it would be a whole party, and they would arrive in a carriage, and then go up in a staircase and be like, everyone, I'm so glad that you're here, because guess what, and it'd be like, doves would come out and fireworks, and be like, I'm pregnant, but here's like, guys, gather round, well, you're close enough, that one's not, I'm not even sure, do you count as being in the circle right now, are you in the group, I'm

pregnant guys, okay, carry on, they're like, oh wow, someone's adding more to the London traffic, thanks, thanks for that, so Mark is like, bring your glass of wine immediately, that was a joke, not just like, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, you can't tell Mark, okay, I'm like this still, look, I've got the teeny tiny bump, don't I look hideous?

What I just thought you had IBS, well, I'm pregnant, not fat, I mean, come on, I'm up the duff babe, yeah, and we see on screen, it says, up the duff is British slaying for pregnant, and then the next screen says, you're done Americans, this is Dara, this is Dara. He looks like she's up the duff, got to hate my God, back to present, so Kimmy, Kimmy needs a strong drink now, and now we watch Michael walk down the street, and she's like, okay,

here's how it works, and you, okay, there's royals, and then there are aristocrats, and then there's just other members of London Society, and they don't have this in America, so the Americans are like, whoa, but here you could be sitting at a pub next to a lady, or next to a print, and it's actually very common, and it's like, seeing Jessica Parker in New York City, I mean, it just happens all the time, a lot of bumps in it, and says,

you know, while we're mentioning it, yes, there are royals, and there's a aristocrats,

and then members of London Society, then you have basically people on the street, commoners,

rats, general sewage, and then the Americans that come over to visit. So now we go to Martha's, so Martha's scene, and she's like, my title is Martha, Lady

the wrong, that's the honest, but it's not a redditary title, hard-link, hard-link, hard-link, yes, the redditary title has been done away with now, so, what great granny-fucked char-king Charles, whatever, it doesn't really matter now, all right, hi-alky of English nobility, let's get through Duke, Dut, Marcus, Earl, Vyk, Vyk, Baron, Baronette, you've got it, there's everyone got it, hard-linked, and then we, and now we have our first real

moment with Emma, so Emma's like, my title is, "Marcheness of Bath, my husband is the Marquez of Bath, and Micah probably needs a bath, she's American, just wanted to put that in there, I'm catching up because I wasn't at the party." "Hermo's the embodiment of modern aristocrat, she's cool, she's trendy, but at the same

time, she holds a great grace, the weight of being one of Britain's most important aristocrats."

“She's also the first black woman to be married into an aristocracy family, and I think”

Meghan Markle tries to claim that, but it was actually Emma, of course, the shows are going to take some strays at Meghan Markle. So now we see 160 kilometers west of London, and we're at Longleet, Emma's Walsha Country home, and she's like, "I'm of mixed heritage, half Nigerian, half English, the press commented heavily on the fact that I was going to become the first woman of colour to hold

this title, let's put up a headline, racism's you'd at Longleet, her claims, his mother suggested it as Nigerian wife would harm the bloodline. Thank you." And I acknowledge the fact that I'm the only one still, the only woman of colour in this position

is me still to this day, and now I would never say suck at Meghan Markle, but I will

imply it. "I did it first. What does it mean in 2025 to have a title for me, it matters in the context of the world, and the house, and the family, my husband Kim Loon Thin spelled C-E-A-W-L-I-N, which I've been told is a spelling that makes no sense to Americans, they don't know how to pronounce

it. "Yes, Loon Thin," "Is it a sigulin, is it kelvin, it's our little British inside joke, we come

“up with these names just to be fatter than you'd have to call him, don't you think?”

It's the biggest house in the UK, by the way. That's right, it's a huge, it's a 10,000 acre estate with art, and antiques, and books, and somewhere in my Kindle I haven't been able to find it, a very huge collection of beautiful things, longly does our main home, but then the kids go to school in London now, so I'm often London half in London, no-two days are the same, I'm dying inside."

Well we've seen this before now, with the Earl of Sandwich, and his wife Julie, remember when they were like, "Oh my God, I'm actually a real lady, and we own this big house, and it's

like so crazy, and then like her second season."

"Oh my God, I can't afford this house, we're going to go, we're going to go, we're going to go, we're going to go, we're going to go, we're going to go, we're going to roll dates into a ball, and this will support the entire house."

“What if we serve sandwiches at the Earl of Sandwich Castle?”

"Oh my God, I'm going to do yoga videos, maybe I can do yoga videos, job balls, job balls, Julie makes balls, Julie makes balls." "Oh God, Julie, she did seem like so, she's married to the Earl of Bath, wow, look at her, she's so fancy on the side, and she was in that case." So then Emma's Matt, we see Emma with her manager, and then going over the schedule,

she's like, "Well it's very important that you go to the B2B ready for the season mum, the London Royal Academy, you've got to go there, mum, and there's September party, mum, you're ready to go with that one mum, and also you're going to roam with Mathieu with the Russa, there's lots, lots of words that Ben Mandelk is not used to saying." "With the Russa, to run the estate cost of fortune, my husband's grandfather had the

foresight, that they needed to be an income from somewhere, so we opened it to the public, which was incredibly controversial, the queen was very cross with him, RIP, bitch, because I imagine having people running through your house, but he was a pioneer, a pioneer, a pioneer, I tell you, he's turned it into a zoo, he opened the first Safari Park in the world outside Africa, and now long lead is one of the top ten ten percent attractions in

the world, it's incredibly public, I live in the biggest house in America that smells

"No, they really love saying FU to the crown, first they opened up one of these houses in the public, and then they put in Safari animals, then the craziest thing of all is someone who's not white, gets married in, but I just love the fact that they turned into Safari, that's crazy, yes, that's right, I have a Safari that I have to pay attention to now,

I'm so excited, I didn't think that this would be my life at all in a million years,

I was moving to Beverly Hills, I was not planning to be in in Wiltshire, I thought I was going to be living near Wiltshire Boulevard, and yet somehow now I'm feeding giraffes, how does this happen, how is this part of the earth hypocrisy?"

“"Patch you know, you fall in love, you get engaged, and that's what you do, you follow”

the money, the money has left me to cleaning up Rhino Dunn, so yeah, let's go bait the Rhino, shall we?" "I, when I'm just about to fool from that scones, so I guess it's time to throw mud on the Rhino." "Man, you've got to serpentine Paul, you've got to get to Rome with Mr. Thearia, oh, don't

forget to move, we've got to mate the Rhino first."

"She's like a god, so we go and she gives him my bath to a Rhino, and the Rhino is so cute, like ladies, and she talks to it and kind of talks back, she's like, "Do you like this, and it's like, oh, I like, oh my god, it responded. Lady, pretend that you do this every day." "Yeah, I know, but that Rhino is adorable, so cute, just coming over to get its mud and

rolling over, you know, even though they could just probably set up a mud bath for the Rhino in the pan, it's cute that they go and put it on him." "Now this is the classy way to have animals in your home. Now let's go to Martha, the tachiosatist way to have animals in your home. Martha take it away. Martha is a lady and a model. She lives in this like cramped, cluttered kind of like decrepit apartment flat, but

“then you start to realize like, oh actually, I think this is her aesthetic. I think she actually”

wants to look kind of like frozen in time, like an antique shop, like, you know, it's not that she's whoars, that she just likes having nicks around and toy airplanes hanging on her wall, you know? "No, no, don't we find out, no, she's she's poor, and she keeps getting kicked out from places. I mean, there's literally bird shit, she has a magpie, it's flying all over the

place, and there's bird shit coming up and down her walls. There's stains all over the carpet, there's paint peeling off the ceiling. I mean, it's sad, it's very great gardens, and she is frozen in time, you know, with that hair and everything. And what I really like about her is first of all, I love a hard blink because it's like, it shows something

something off, and she does this like wonderful, like fabulous, like I'm always happy,

and then she gets really dark and really depressed, and then hard blinks it away, and she's happy again. It's the weirdest thing, and I'm obsessed with this lady. "Yeah, it's like babe, babe, come down here, and she's like, I would say that I have a unique flat mate, and it's a bird. She has a magpie as her pet." And the name is Hikati Hikati, Hikati, and magpies, like I, I feel like what I know that magpies is that, like, for

instance, they attack bikers in Australia, right? Like, they are known for attacking humans when they're like, you know, in heat, when they're, when they're horny or when they feel like a human's gotten too close to, um, like, their, their nest of the babies, they just

“like swooped down, and they attack people all the time, and I'm like, wait, you got one as a pet?”

Let me out. Of course she does. She's sitting there feeding him worms. He's just eating. She's like, "Hikati is such a diva. I like it's like living with Mariah Carey, if Mariah Carey could fly. I mean, she's fabulous. She's feral." And that magpie only likes to be shot from its left side. So Mariah's like, "Oh, yeah, look, we have a dog. Okay." And here comes Mariah. Hello, Mariah. How are you? Good to see you again.

And Mariah comes in, and she's like, "Oh, my god." Oh, my god. Mariah, what's happening to you? She's like, "I'm not a fucking hate this bird." And the bird's like flying around. And Mariah's like, this, this feels unsanitary. I don't think I should even be here. It's like, "Oh, okay. All right. I'm going to give you some goggles." You know, you're going to need some goggles. See what happens is if he's on your

shoulder and your iris moves, if she sees something and just a small move, and not to reflect. It's just like a big in it. So she might just pick out your eyeball. I'm going to want that too. Oh, she sees this whole, and she wants to package. Like, "Oh, my god, Margot, Martha, please, no." And she tells us, "Martha is too pretty in young to be in her bird era." Oh, my god. She's, my eyes are really valuable to me. She's, "I know. I know there's so

every demanding. Be careful. You know, she demands three hot paths a day, and a gin

martini and six o'clock. And we see that she literally gives this bird a gin martini. We have the birds sitting there, sipping on martini. But bird eras for when you're like really old, and you have a bird sitting down your back, and sitting on your shoulder. I mean, come on,

“you can't be on your forties and have a bird. Martha?”

The no, we're going to-- I was like, "I don't know. I'm sorry. Hey, Cate, got very upset, Margot. No, I don't want to worm. Margot's loosing there with the goggles on, and the bird is like on her shoulder. She's like, "Oh, sorry. I unfortunately can't put her away." I met Samargot says that she met Margot, Martha 20 years ago,

and she's like, so even when Martha was ever in London, getting photographed by everyone at every

party, there was just like no door shut to Martha ever. And Martha's like, "Oh, so you know, by the way, you know I have no facial recognition. So wandering around, Mick Jagger's Christmas party, I'm not even going to apologize for saying that. So wandering around, sticking my hand out and saying, "Hi, I'm Mark. I'm Arthur." And this lovely old chap who, you know, with this bullet on, says hello on Paul. And I said, "Oh, how do you know Mick, are you in music?"

“Yes, I am in music. So I'm trying to keep the conversation going because this guy's boring as”

whole hell. And I said, "So are you in production or are you a performer?" and he says, "I'm in a band." And I said, "Well, cool, which one of those?" He said, "The Beatles." And I said, "That's exactly what Cate loves to eat, hell, fortunate."

Like, "Oh, my God, Martha!" Well, to prove that I'm an enormous Beatles fan, I then saying,

"Imagine at him." Oh, you mean, like, "Imagine you had electricity in this apartment?" Yes, exactly. But then someone pointed out to me afterwards, "It's not even a Beatles song. It's a John Legend song." Yeah, that's after the Beatles broke up, Martha. Well, that's probably loads of people having recognized it with famous. I want to did recognize my own,

didn't recognize my own sister for about 10 minutes. And she had cut her hair. It was different. She looked different. I didn't recognize it, so what he wanted for me. It did a lot of hard drugs. What do you want? Some hard drugs, like, "Well, how are you feeling?" She's like, "But I'm still happy here." My landlords and actual angels, the dead person, I'm squatting in a dead person, so the apartment. Well, I mean, it's a really nice area.

The area is nice. You're right by the park. So, you know, you won't have to move far. Next time you're kicked out of your house. You can just go right to that bench. Right there. I mean, it's a little rundown. You know, I mean, you know, this depth patch is on the ceiling, as you can see, and it needs some love, but I'm going to give it a lick of paint and a little bit of love, and I'll just make it a little closer. I am the eternal riches to rags and rags to be

just story. I grew up in enormous privilege, but then I was homeless, and we'll see a picture of her, and her. She was like bleached blonde with a mohawk, and she was like, "Well, then I was discovered

“as a model by Vivian Westwood." And I think I was really lucky that Vivian Westwood saw me,”

because she's like an iconic Bridger's design. I mean, I didn't know who she was. I was like, "Who are you again?" She goes, "I'm Vivian Westwood." Really? She was, yes, remember, we met last week, and I said, "Come into my office for modeling again." I said, "I'm not a, I'm not aware. I don't really recognize you. It was total stranger to me." Anyway, she gave me a job, and, you know, without Vivian, there's no punk. There's no sex pisses. There's nothing.

I got ahead of him, did. I had him to model. He had sort of probably gotten to society. I'd run up, and I'm, I'm going to get rich again. You watch. Some day, me and Hakati, taking Bridger's advice on them. The Margo is like barely holding on this one, so Margo's like, "Well, um, do you think you're going to be happy here for a little while?" I mean, that's good. Well,

I hope I'm going to be here for a little while. I got buried. You know, it didn't transpire to be a very happy marriage, and eventually I left with nothing. And then fucked up again. I went off and did the same thing with a different man, and I'm determined not to do that again. And also, like, one has to imagine, there's some sort of severed tie with her family, because if she grew up in immense privilege, but they're not giving her any money,

then there's definitely going to be a backdoor. We're going to find out about it. Like, I just tried to burn down the country and that's it. So, um, Martha's saying, "Hakati, can you go to the coast, see my maga? Go, go fly over to go, go, sit on a shoulder, go, go, go, go." So, this is where that bird is on, Margo's shoulder, and she's so incredibly uncomfortable and unhappy. And she's like, "Oh, let me go, I want to leave." So funny. So then we go to Margo again, but now she's shopping for houses,

and we go into this crazy house that $6,000 a night. Okay, that's crazy.

as we go on. So she's like, "Yeah, luxury in the city, it's out of control. I'm in actress,

“my entire career. I've worked in London, like, never in America." Oh, gosh. America, right? American”

actors laugh. And when I tried to work in Malay, no one knew me, people were like, "Oh, you're just starting your career 40. I'll get for you." I'm like, "Hello." Pretty big. I'm pretty big. Yeah, so she gets to run this house really, you walk in, and there's like a bridge, and over, like, the rest of the house just down below is wild. And Margo's like, "Yeah, it all started with this, it's called Nine Songs, it's like a tiny independent film, and then it went to Can,

and then, like, Nine Songs is built as the most sexually explicit mainstream film in all of British history. Yeah, they showed a collarbone, and the bridge just lost their mind. But actually, we see a headline. We see a headline that says actors who made co-star

ejaculate on camera in real sex scene proud of controversial film. Yeah, I've never heard of this

movie, but like obviously it was a big deal. Because at any time, there's any time one of these movies

“comes along, because it happens once in a while. I was like, "It was real sex. Everyone gets into a”

bit dizzy." So she's like, "People were like, "You're a horror. You're a porn star." And I was like, "Oh, what? I'm an actress." So Kimmy's like, "Well, if you're an actress, you act." And if you're in a film when you're, it virtually having sex, you're a porn star. That's just how it works. I was like, "Hey, this quite controversial, I've had scandalous." I might watch it. So Margo goes on and says, "You know, one period I have about being back

here is that I just have to relearn this city without late night parties." Right? Because I used to love to party in London. And I got a lot of jobs from that. And I made a lot of friends from that. But like, now I'm married with a daughter who's a toddler. And then I've got two steps on and she's

basically like, "I'm a mom now." And I have to do the mom thing. I'm like, excuse me, go to real

housewives of London. The clearly laser London is for like the women who were just like, "Fuck at party time in London." And she's like, "I mean, London's really changed. And now I'm different." And so I really need this to work. I need my career back. I need more. It's like, "Oh, I love that this show's starting out with such darkness." You know? And she's talking to the realtor. And he's like, "Oh, you know, this is a good neighborhood, you know?" Like,

this still sort of a single vibe here. She says, "Oh, you mean like an open marriage type thing?" And he just like turns red and looks down like, "No, I'm in toast pubs." So now we go to Kimmy's house. She's like cooking a whole bunch of clams in a pot. So I was like, "I love this woman." I love that she just casually cooking a bunch of clams. And her kids come home with because she, her husband or her ex brings the kids back and she's two twins.

I'm a dais and Mimi, hilarious. And her husband is Stewart. And she's like, "Well, you know, Stewart is the father of my twins. And I was married to him for 23 years. And I've got a little girl

named Mimi and I have a son called Amadeus. They're amazing. And they're nine now. And Amadeus

“is incredibly gougarious. I think he might, he might be straight. And I'm really disappointed.”

I'm like, "No." But anyway, he turns 10 next year, which means he's going to have his first Martini. I went to Timmy the other night. And I looked at the check and I said, "Your name is Rue because as a kid, my name was Rue. Like, my nickname was Rue Lee." And he said, "Yeah, my name is kangaroo Amadeus. My parents were kangaroo. Like, Amadeus, okay, I kind of got that, you know. His legal name is kangaroo Amadeus. And I forgot his life. Like, 11 worth or something. I forgot his life.

Oh my god. How do you do that? That's so awesome. That is amazing. kangaroo Amadeus, maybe is his last name, Do your heart? Yes. Because I just, well, because I just searched in kangaroo Amadeus. Oh my god, I was like, you've heard of him? Yes, kangaroo Amadeus, do your heart. What does he do? I didn't look him up. He was very nice. I don't know what he does. He just has, yes, a bunch of nice photos up on Instagram.

He, um, yeah. Wow. I just thought of it with the most. That is a name. Austin name I've ever heard. Oh yeah, he's so cute. Look at his name. Yeah, a guest we shouldn't be shutting out his whole name on the internet. But anyway, I'm sorry. Sorry, rude thing. Sorry, rude. You'll follow him. Yeah. I just thought it was so cute. I was, we were cracking up that that was his name because it's so Austin. And then I turned on the TV.

And she said, my son Amadeus. I was like, oh, really? Well, I know a kangaroo Amadeus. So, sorry. It's so boring. Regular Amadeus. So anyway, we see Kimmy with her kids. Her daughter is on the spectrum and her husband and son and her. It's just a family of laughter pretty much. But Kimmy is demeanor does change a lot with her family. You know, she does have to put on kind of the mom

I don't know. I was married to Stewart and it was fine. But then we just realized, oh, God.

I mean, we just knew each other for three weeks, really. And then we were married. And I don't know. We had a huge wedding at High Clear Castle. And that was fabulous. But oh, God, I don't know. We were strange. And we wanted to have a child and we figured might as well do it anywhere with each other. So he did that. And I don't know. There's just so much Saturn when she's on her own. It's like, let's have a child. But then two came out by accident and then they were separated.

“And then and then she's like had them for four years. And like, you know, so, but what's it?”

But by the way, these kids are so cute. Obviously, they just came from me. Yeah, well, they're in their school uniforms, but they're like, like, like, I'm a day-ass isn't like a little blazer, you know, and then a little bit later on, he's like pouring wine. He's just so adorable. And so they're all sitting there. And they're like, they're having like a happy family scene because she and Stewart are live very friendly. And he's very joky, you know. But you can tell that there's

definitely, like, she keeps on mentioning that there was tension between them. But they appear on camera like everything's great. So there's definitely more to the story than this. And we see it means like, well, I taught these children really well when I was alone with them during lockdown. How to pour wine? It's a skill. We see Amades pours the wine for his parents. And he like does the twists that way like nothing drips. And Stewart's like, oh, hey, I even trust the

“bowl. That's amazing. Yeah, he's like, it is a vital skill dolling. Like that's what I'm saying. I mean,”

this is lockdown. That's when I taught them this. Yeah, the pandemic did bring good things service in children. So that's good. And he puts the cork in a little cork back. So then we go to Dara's house. Oh, my, this is Dara. So we go over to her. And she's like, I'm in Thailand. I mean, my decking for this property. And this just isn't good enough. It back to the drawing board. This is Dara. I'm in architect. I started a company when I was around 29. University of Florida

Madam's side. Stop it. Harvard. Harvard. Anyway, I have a team that's global. I work with collaborators and developers and vans. And I just need everything to be a little bit more serious because I work in a man's world. And we see like, she's like, get my nails nails a lot of

appointment, rescheduled man's world. I basically never turn off. I find it hard to holiday because I'm

thinking about work pretty much all the time. Oh, my god. It's my sign. His name is Wolfie, but he's a camp now in the south of France. And he has an lovely stepmother now. And her name is Beatrice York. And then we see this lady and it says, "Her Royal Highness Prince is Beatrice." And you always hear those horrors stories about how your ex is new partners not getting along, but, you know, she's so kind. And they put up a headline that says, "It worked though.

My belly mutts." He's ex-wife. We review what it's like, co-parenting with Princess Beatrice. And basically, Dara has said to the press, "Why would they want to break up this family?" Father of Beyoncé ditched by Princess Beatrice's new lover claims the role may have been

instrumental in their split. Basically, she's like, "Oh my god, I love Princess Beatrice."

But like, all the press is like, "She fucking ruined our family." And I'm so lucky to have that sort of support in kindness from a princess. Princess Beatrice hates his bitch. Dara. So now, Mike, it comes over. And they're like, "Oh my god, we're like wearing the same spot. Like, we're wearing black pants in a white, no white pants in a black top. Like,

we're the same. I mean, except that your pants aren't really as nice as mine. Okay, I'm like,

“well, bestie." Or should I say, "Bunny." Remember, "Bunny."”

Hey, but then we had been trying to radio you with the walkie talkies. I am not getting anything back. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Anyway, um, so I'm really excited about your dinner. We have a flashback. This is Dara, planning a dinner. And Dara is face-homing with Mark and she's going to, she's saying how she has to go to Tuscany. But um, she's also going to host a dinner for everyone. He goes, "Oh, Tuscany. Where in Tuscany?" He's like, "Um, like, I don't really know.

I mean, I was like, my assistant's doing it all. So I'm like, I don't know." He's like, "Oh, you don't know which part of Tuscany you're venturing into. Oh, my god, what a fair paw!" So we cut back to present. And Mike is like, "Um, what's the dress code for your dinner? I need to know. Like, um, what kind of matters are we going with that night?" He's a cocktail-ish, because we're only just fancy. So, um, now we see Martha going to a restaurant. She's meeting Missy,

A Lottie comes. Okay. So they said it at a bar. And Martha's like, "Oh, my darling, how's settling into London?" You know, you're right. You said two of them. I'm sorry. Because I think we have multiple scenes that wind up going back and yeah, working this area, because it's a gossip scene. So Missy is like, she's like, "Yeah, it's good. I'm so happy to be back. I love my new house. I love my area. My daughter's school is very near. They're so

upset when I have nip slip at drop-off. Everything feels easy. My relationship was so up and down, up and down, up and down. And honestly, I just like, I'm over-complicated life. And like, the more I'm like making things easy, I feel like it's really work of me. It makes me happy a person." My Martha's like, "Oh, yeah, good for being happy. Hi, bye." So, I'm happy as well.

“Oh, yeah, I'm happy. So we find out a bit Missy. She says that her life is in episodes.”

She's gone from this glamorous supermodel in Milan, signing for Victoria's Secret, deciding to keep her baby with the football player boyfriend, but then she married, but then who she left? And then we see her headline that says, "Footballer, Andrews, Lyndon God, Mary's Modeled Missy in a beach wedding." And then another headline that says, "Missy, Bakery, speaks out about marriage split from X-Mamchester, United Golly, and has Lyndon God."

Oh, sorry. Then she met the fun guy and had all the red flags. I totally ignored, you know. Toys, Jake Hall, steps out and style with stunning girlfriend, Missy. Well, I then decided to have a child with within eight months. I've lived like eight. I've lived like five lives. Martha's like, darling, I'm so bored. I'm going to have to sort of drinking my magpie's multi-nissoon. She's like, "Okay, well, okay, Mark's lunch. That was fun. Was not fun. It was a

really good time, but what about the rumor?" "Oh, that there is a magic move."

Yeah, I don't even understand that at first. And now we see unseen footage from the party,

which is funny because they could have just shown it to us at the same episode. And Missy is like, "I thought a madam is like someone high maintenance like being a diva, and a lot is like, "Well, you could say that, but it's like the head of a brothel was they called in America everywhere." Well, then we go back to Martha and Martha's like, "No. Martha's like,

“"Well, that's my fault. I mean, it was me that spread it, whoops. Oh, you spread the rumor?”

Oh, well, I spread, I heard the rumor." And then I spread the rumor further. But it's not a great rumor, though. It's not a great rumor. Not being a madam. That's like so I was just drawing. I thought I was just made her so much more interesting. I thought I was doing her a faeva. "I don't know. I haven't offended anybody." This is like, she's going to be upset by that. "She is. It was nothing back to Micah and Derek." And Micah is like, "Um, of course,

you Miss Mark's parties, and I really missed you because you're my partner, okay? You're my partner and crime." And Derek's like, "Mm-hmm." I mean, every moment was so wonderful. That's nice. Like, such fun vibes. Okay, but then I have to talk to you about a part in person. Okay. So we're in the space Martha, and she brings this friend Margo. And then Margo starts telling the party that she hears that you're a madam. She's like, "Mm-hmm."

Okay. Well, that helps. Well, that's ridiculous and absurd, right? She goes, "You know what? Like, that bothered you, not much about this. I mean, like, I'm, like, I'm, it's like, um, did she just hear what I said about her? I just told her that people are saying that she's a madam and she's like, not even reacting. And she's like, 'cause it's like, not even true. Like, am I really supposed to be bothered by a rumor that someone

who buys great scissors for other people brings to me? I don't know. But I went into like full protective mode. You know, of course I did, you know? Like, I felt like what's happening to me

'cause we're, like, basically, the same person. Oh, whatever. This is the thing. So let me,

the meaning. I do not even care. You know what, though? I have like real gossip for you. The, what? When I was at the wedding, one of our best friends was hurt. The year friends with her ex's new wife. I can't even leave it. And you were talking about how great she was in a close friend group.

“And I think that like hurt her feelings. Yeah, such good gossip. People are mad at you. Okay. Well,”

I'm telling her something negative about her that I heard. And then I'm gas lit in the thinking, now there's something wrong with me. And I'm like, what is going on? I love this girl, Dara. I'll choose so perfect. She's so perfect for these shows. Oh, my God. And she's like, oh, we only heard that about me. I heard that everybody hates you. So, well, you asked me for real gossip. So, like, this was real. She goes, no, I didn't ask you

for real gossip. You told me you had real gossip. And we see one minute earlier. This is Dara. I am because I'm real gossip for you. That was Dara.

Some like, I was like, okay, amazing. Well, I think I'm going to head out.

So now we can talk about that. And I'm sure it's nothing. I mean, it just happened in task gaming. So now back to Martha, Missy at the bar, and Missy's like, what Dara, she's like so nice. Like, I like her. But you know that she's boring and she needed a room like this, despite her approach. She's like, but there's like another side of her that's not honest. She's shady about makeup. Oh, oh, oh, how do you mean shady tell me everything?

Well, it's like we went to the lunch with Lati. So me, Lati, Dara. And then when we left, she was like, oh my god, I met her the other day. And she was like, so tacky, bringing this pink walkie talkies to my house. And Dara said, oh, she's embarrassing, so low-class tacky. She's faking her lifestyle, her whole career.

“Like, the etiquette was just like a myth, you know. Like, she just came up with that. Like, that's how she feels.”

But she said it after Lati left, just to me. It was like a different tone, you know. Oh, yes, like a whole different personality face, right? And that's what you're trying to say. A whole different personality face taught us. You know, negative stuff. So that's her friend of 20 years. And then at the party, Michael was totally having a back. Oh, also, I love the sound of a pink walkie talkie, by the way, that sounds like for walkie talkies super cool. Oh, do you think a mag pie would

know how to use a walkie talkie? That can make life so much easier around her. No, it's the tacky mess. But I like tacky. It's cool. Martha's completely not moved by this, like her take away is like, oh my god, they make walkie talkies and think. I'll walkie talkies. Yeah, she just wants walkie talkies. Martha gonna talk to you on a walkie talkie. Do you have one down by the bartender? Oh, I'm coming down to just get my martini ready for a myth. Thank you very much.

“Just listen to the bird pecking the walkie talkie with its nose. It's weak.”

So she said, well, I've nervous about this dinner. Me too. So I spoke to Mark and I spoke to Lati. And both of them said, do not get involved. Like, stout of it. But I don't know if I can do this. Well, I'd listen to them other me darling. I mean, my life's a mess. This is meant. I wouldn't take life to drive through me. If you two hours later, this is Dara in fifty two hours.

And we see this dinner that's gonna happen. I guess in second episode, I'm so excited.

Missy is saying, like, you put me in a really shitty position. You know, we were talking about your friend and she was like, oh, she's a bit cringe. And there was like, I don't think that every day is just necessary. And I love you. You know what I do. And Mark's like, oh, yeah, done, done, done, done, the drama coming up in episode two, which we will cover on Monday. Oh, fabulous. What kind of love this show already? These women are fantastic. So thanks everyone

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