#3263 THE 2026 GOLDEN CRAPPIES PART TWO

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us do that. The other thing is that sometimes real housewives still is the spotlight, below deck is a behemoth and it deserves a spotlight on this show at many other places. It's the highest rated show on Bravo, and it's also the bridge in so many marriages to Bravo.

The husbands are like, "I'm not watching this bullshit anymore," and then they put on below deck. I'm here. I can't tell you how many times I've encountered people like, "Oh, you do a Bravo podcast?"

I don't watch that. I mean, I do watch that yacht show and then every single detail of every single below deck. I went into art studio and this man was like, "I got my wife into below deck," and

I never heard that before.

It's like it's talking about like fuzzy, fuzzy, you seem like, "I got my wife into it." It's below deck, you don't have to be ashamed, so tell me, are you watching the current season? I'm actually not, I've been really busy, but I think I might start watching.

“Do you have to, because it's the second chapter of Alicia, like, "I'm not, I'm, okay, it's”

calling me, and I was like, "Oh, go on, I'm so sore, you go bad." Oh, my God. I have a question, I have a question. I feel like when Alicia was working under you, she seemed like a pretty all right, Sue Shaff.

She was able to cut vegetables and put things and things, and this season, like, something happened to her, she was like doing crazy stuff in the kitchen. Do you know, like, something happened for Alicia? She works really well with kindness, and if you're going to put pressure on her and be excited.

Yeah, she gets frazzled. Yeah. You don't have to do it. Yeah, you're supporting, you know, you're supporting her, right? Yeah, well, I mean, I don't work well with kindness, but I know that people do, like,

you know, I get it. Like, I don't drink gas, but cars do, so I support it still. So there's a rumor on Reddit, actually, that Alicia is not even Alicia, that she's

“actually her twin sister on this one, and that's why they don't look that much.”

Like, and I'll tell you something, Alicia's twin sister's even crazy. All right, so that's out, so have you been doing since the show? I've been resting. Have you? Right on.

Yeah, I took it a little bit of a break from the otting industry, and I'm actually really, really loving it. Really? What are you doing instead? That's how I'm resting.

I'm basically turning to a Jewish house, whoo.

Oh, I love that. I love that. Remember of my tribe? I just think cooking three meals a day, I go to kids, and I actually have a life? Nice.

Love that. It's crazy, what don't? It's been really, really, not. Oh, my God. You deserve it.

You deserve it. It's a ring of breaks down. All right, thank you. Come break. Okay, so let's go through these below deck moments.

Most below deck moment with Serena. I'm not wearing my glasses, you don't know me about this. Okay, well, here I'll tell you. And then you can tell me if you have opinions. Okay.

Okay.

So the first one, drunk lady screams at Democrats before Captain Carrey

Hello, Doug.

That's a picture of me this morning.

I feel like an order increase of hotel. That would be exactly the same. Joe makes out with Kizzi, while V is sick, and alone on her birthday, which is also the one-year anniversary of her boyfriend's death below deck man. That was bad.

That was bad. Kyle has sex with a stranger on the floor of a bathroom stall below deck. But I'll tell you something. There's not many places to get down and dirty on a boat.

And there's been some very imaginary places that people do it.

And I actually think of my season, Culver and Jamie, who went into the dirty bill, which was probably the worst. Oh, I forgot about that.

“Where's the craziest place you've had sex on the show?”

On the show? Yeah. Have you not? No, in a bed. No.

You're like me. I'm crazy.

You want to have sex in the bed?

Missionary. Next nominee is Max, Pat's a jellyfish, then touches his eye below deck man. And then this is one I think none of us will ever forget. The poop shower from below deck man. Waffle stomp.

I'll tell you something though, that happens in normal yachting all the time. Does it really? It shouldn't happen that much, but it does. Really? People just poop in the shower.

“I'm really, really do, I think they just think we have money, we can do what we lie.”

Yeah. Wow. Alright, so what would you pick out of these? I think poop in the shower is probably the worst. Yeah, that was mine.

That was the shower. The poop shower, the waffle stomp, that to me, that stayed with me. That's mine. That was the most below deck moment for me. Alright, the winner of most below deck moment.

Drug lady screams.

“Drunk 10 Mcrenten 10 Mcrenten 10 Mcrenten 10 C”

How many for best show on Bravo? I show of the year. Real house was of Miami. Which the Bravo knows what they're doing. They'll bring back to us very soon. Yes. Well, come to my narcissus party. Finally, someone's like drawing a party like I understand like this. This party is not about you, Lars, like you're such a narcissist. See, this party is like about me like this party is about Todd you dingling. It's been like when is there gonna be a party for me like this is very narcissistic, Lars. Very, very narcissistic. Are you guys confusing me on purpose? Like what is everyone keep calling me that and saying it's not my party like oh well, you know like Todd is a narcissist and he broke up with me and never let me talk to me get ever.

All right, ladies, Lance through a triumph. So, Alexian can forget him. Wait, can you do it come? No, that's the point of the trip. It's the house and we have a lot of people. He's a narcissist. How dare you call Todd a narcissist? At least on narciss's party. Me, I'm Stephanie, I'm new and I'm rich and if you're not nice to me, you can't fly on my private plane. All right, well, I don't want to have to sit next to Adrian. Oh, why don't you fix your wrinkly needs? You old horn. If you don't know, behave yourself, you're acting like God.

Kiki put my age on the cake, stopping wratch it, Kiki. You are too old to be talking like that. Oh my God, she called me old. This is bullying. But you called her wretched. No, I did not call her wretched. I called her a wretched like the tool that doesn't make sense. I called her a hachie. No, you did not call her hachie. I called her up by that you. That's not even a word. Okay, well, you're in narcissist. You're in narcissist, Adriana. Oh, so now she gets a party too and seen real housewives of my Miami.

I've actually gotten out to protest a little bit more. The past couple years, I would say, because, you know, the world.

But you will never see me protest like you do if you cancel that show. I'm going to do right now. That's right. Well, our next guests we love because there's so much legal shit on Bravo at all times.

They were like, hey, is that a legal, hey, what's the deal with that lawsuit? Thankfully, there's a podcast to break it all down for it for us. And she is one of the co-hosts of it. Please welcome from the Bravo Docket. To gorgeous, gorgeous, and very Miami-Coding as well. Thank you very much. Cecilah. Cecilah. Cecilah. Cecilah. Cecilah. Cecilah. Cecilah. Cecilah. We love you. Love the Bravo Docket. Love you both. Love you too, Angela. Wherever you may be in Texas.

“So, Cecilah, how's life going on the Bravo Docket? What is the law thing? The legal thing that is taking up your brain space right now?”

Probably Wendy. Wendy. Yeah. So, what do you think is going to happen? In my legal opinion, which is my opinion. She's guilty of shit guys. Oh, no. Sorry.

Well, I mean, as my opinion as someone who reads emails that are published, same. Yeah. Sorry. What do you think is going on with the Erica Jane stuff. She's, you know, this season she's back talking like, oh my god. They're trying to get me if they're all that together. I'm like, well, yeah. And Kyle's like, she doesn't have the money. Well, no shit. She's spent it all, guys. So, she's got the, the one of the bankruptcy trustees doing her. What's going on with the Marco Marco Wendy, you know? Oh, man. Marco Marco's still going. She really fucked those guys over. I know.

“I know. So, how's it looking good? How's it looking for her in these cases?”

I think she's going to get her moment. Yeah, it's how. Wow. Oh, interesting. She's done a pretty good job of rehab. So, it'll be interesting to see how we react. Because a couple years ago, I was like, take her down. I'm like, no, no. She's great. I remember her. I remember her. She keeps chanting, playing, crash, victims. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I know. Keep in the game. Keep your head in the game. I will remind everyone. Yes, explosion, got six. Okay. So, um, so naturally we have you here to present the award for Best DJ of the year.

I'm just as qualified as them. I have a spot of my free and membership. Absolutely. Yes. True. Okay. So, to read off the nominees for Best DJ. DJ Maddie Reese from Southern Hospitality. Probably the most qualified. Yes. I mean, she opened for James Kennedy once. So, you know? Yeah. Durinda Medley. Probably the least qualified, but no one wants to tell her she's bad because they're free. And nobody want to glass to the face on that one. You just do it. Meredith Marx, Real Housewives, the Salt Lake City.

Wingy Wingy. Wingy Wingy Wingy Wingy Wingy Wingy Wing. Batch. Probably the only DJ to wear a blazer. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe me next to Nose. Randy the Butler, Southern John. Yeah. Yep. Very qualified man. Yeah. He's probably the best and he doesn't even know how to use a computer. Yeah, Randy. It's just record is as the actual record. But he does it old school. Yeah. Rightly Burris, next gen and YC. Yeah. All right. I want to say something about this category. I want to say something.

“Those are the nominees when I was showing Ronnie that these were the nominees you went. Oh, my God. Did we forget to nominate Kyle?”

The answer is none of you guys voted for Kyle Cook. He was there. Yeah.

And he literally came in last in the qualifying rounds our poor Kyle. You're a hating Kyle. Good. After we as a community destroyed his marriage. I think he does that himself. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not taking responsibility for that. If I destroy a marriage, I will put a sticker on the back of my car with pride. Okay. I had nothing to do with that one. Okay. Who do you think? Who are you going to vote for? My votes for Meredith. She gives out caviar bumps. Where's the blazer?

And I also am impressed with how many people she's pissing off across the country. There's always a rabbit thread. Like I got fucked over at a Meredith Mark show because I paid for the IP and someone spit a bugger in my eye or whatever it is. You know how to make this is really impressive.

“Yeah. I'm going to go Meredith Mark's also just because she's an icon. I can't let her all mother.”

Yes, DJ. The winner is the winner for Best DJ is the Meredith Mark. DJ Miranda Mark. She did it. I'm just going to say thank you so much for coming. Please go check on the bravadoca with Susie and Angela. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappon's commercial. This is in flux. AI and geopolitics are reshaping industries and competitors are emerging where you least expect.

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Next up to present the award for Best Fines. Oh, my God. Oh, we love this.

I heard back that ass up and I was like keep going. Thank you for not saying bachelor, but that's it. Oh, my God. You're always so beautiful. It's crazy.

I'm never know how anybody feels about like the past in general. Let it get the past on this stage. Yes. If you say the bachelor or some people, we don't talk about that anymore. We talked to Joanna Crupo once on a podcast. I don't know some recap podcasts, but she was like, I'll talk to you about anything except real housewives. You can ask me about my past as part of my story. That's why I love that.

Well, we're really happy that you're here because Best Fite is one of the most important categories. It defines Bravo.

Verbal or physical? Anything. Anything. Whatever. Any sort of question. How have you felt about Bravo lately? Do you have any like favorites of what's going on and he shows that are really like speaking to your heart? Speaking to my heart. I mean, you just like we keep referencing Miami. Miami is gold. Yes. Miami is amazing. Good.

“I think it's a telltale sign that they ripped it off a peacock and immediately put it on network because it's like, what are you doing?”

Miami's great. Potomac. Indigrate. It's a great. It's a great. It's an indigrate. I'm not Potomac this season. It's an indigrate. Like Colorado saved it.

Oh, it did. I thought that the color I thought the season finale was so amazing.

I thought them just driving around that state for an entire hour while it took down to them to go to the airport. It was awesome. I traveled around a lot with Ben and Ben loves nothing more than proving somebody wrong on a on a Google map. I love it. You're like, but there is a gas station to miles in the other direction itself. No, no. It saved it. It saved the season. Potomac's great Miami's great. What else am I loving right now? Summer house is great.

“I know. How do you feel about the new people on Summer House?”

I'd like to. The new people are fine. We don't know enough to talk about it, but like, you know how we were seeing in the song, like, what would Jesse Solomon do? Yeah. We have to rewrite the lyrics. It's what happened to Jesse Solomon.

No, Jesse Solomon has such for a long time. He's got a good way of making you forget. Like, he's got enough charm to be like, and then you forget the last year and all the fuckery he had going on last year too. The fuckery is present this year. There's no charm. And I think also now he's like being a Spotify singer, and it's like, well, I think we just had enough.

“Yeah. Like, it's that's what you've gone too far.”

The fact that it says, Jesse Solomon, musician, I just said that. It says that. So let's move on to best fight. Well, you please do us the great honor of reading the nominees in this prestigious category. I'm so honored to be reading Best Fight. I feel like I'm so qualified.

You are. So I'm reading the nominees.

Okay. First up, Adriana and Marisol's interior art argument.

Real Housewives of Miami. The cash, the second up, cash tries to confront Emmy about will, Southern hospitality, which is a season long fight. I mean, take that image in. If you don't watch Southern hospitality, look at that. Look at that. It's the whole season.

It's that's the whole season right there. Third up, Cole McBee versus a hill, McBee dynasty. I don't watch McBee dynasty, but anybody who's fighting with an inanimate object on the health, that might be my bone. He literally punches a hill, crying. I've heard enough. A garden part, a next up garden part, party fight.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Saram, four shots in. That's okay. You appreciate it.

“Next up, Georgia and Charlie, fight about Bluetooth speakers on next year in YC, too good.”

Next year, it doesn't get enough. It doesn't get the credit. I love that fight. You know what's coming up next. Haitian mortician fight, real housewives of Miami.

And last but not least, the whisper fight of real housewives of Salt Lake City. Classic. All right, who would you pick?

I mean, you're never going to hear the words Haitian Haitian Haitian Haitian.

You're right, you're not going to hear that. You're not going to hear that. You're not going to hear that. You're not going to hear that. You're not going to hear that.

You're not going to hear that. You're not going to hear that. Okay, thank you. Patient, mortician fight. You're never going to hear those words again in the sentence.

I have to give it to real housewives, Miami. Yeah, it's the most unique for sure. Kind of love that show. Please don't take that show for me. Okay, here you go.

And the winner. Did you have a guess? For a best fight. Oh, I say Haitian, that's a new word. I'm with you.

I'm with Haitian mortician. - I'm not called his father. - I'm not called his father. - He tissue. - Yeah, he tissue. - He tissue. - He tissue.

“- Honestly, I'm also, this may be shocking.”

I'm also, you know, I'm well-documented at how much I hate the McBead Dynasty. But Culver's Hill is pretty good. (audience cheering) - And in the end of the object, it's great.

Okay. All right, and the winner is the Haitian Mortician Mortician Mortician.

- We will never have another.

- Kill that Rachel Lindsay. Rachel Lindsay, thank you so much. (audience cheering) - Great job. (upbeat music)

- All right. - You know what's crazy, by the way, is that I will say that second place on that was the Whisper Fight by, it lost by 12 votes. Every vote matters.

- What was it? - Whisper Food. - Oh, that was for fight. - Okay, and next up for the best show of the year, "Mary to Medicine."

- "Mary to Medicine." (audience cheering) - Okay. We are gathered here today in this big lots parking lot to introduce you to your future congresswoman

for District 19, Heavenly Times. - Mm-hmm. - Thank you, Juan. This is Juan Lundzford, everybody, ladies and gentlemen, Juan Lundzford, great job, Juan.

- Great job. - I am not Lundzford. I, I, I, I, I love that man ages ago. He just respected the core of my very soul. - All right, well, Juan, way of everybody, Juan,

way of everybody, but the most respected woman in politics. - That man tore my heart out of my chest, and served up on a bladder for breakfast. - All right, take a seat, Juan, you're just a campaign manager. - Wrong to be at my innocence, stole my peace.

- Hello, citizens, hello, citizens. I'm Heavenly Times, I'm here to represent all of our needs in the government and our mouths because I am a dentist, as well, and a wig seller. Now, are there any questions on dentistry, government,

(audience laughing)

“- What do you plan to do about the state”

of the justice system in our city? - Your mom and me to justice system. (audience laughing) - How are you gonna be a Congress person when you curse people at all the time?

- At least my husband doesn't have a tiny dick. Shut the fuck up, Toya. (audience laughing) - See you at the Lundzford, she can't be the president. - Your mom can't be president, Toya.

Shut your goddamn mouth. (audience laughing) - As a doctor who sells vibrators, I would like to remind everyone that we are sisters. ♪ I object on the ground ♪

♪ That man took my confidence ♪ ♪ He pointed in a blender ♪ ♪ He made a smoothie ♪ ♪ I'm a smoothie ♪ ♪ I demand respect ♪

- See what the polls everyone? (audience laughing) - Very good. - Very good. - Very good. (audience cheering)

- Oh, heavenly, please never leave my television.

Please, I love you so much. Now, to present the word for best travel drama, a friend who traveled very far and wide to be here. - Elizabeth Day, ladies and gentlemen, author and podcasta, come to me, Elizabeth.

- A lot of day, everyone. - Welcome, everybody stage. - Recently seen on WatchUpIt's Live, just two days ago. (audience cheering) ♪ I've never read a time ♪

♪ Could you hear the bell shatter ♪ ♪ I've never seen you ♪ - The beautiful of this good day, everyone. - Elizabeth Day, the gorgeous. - Elizabeth Day.

- God, you look incredible. - No, sorry, I mean, you look incredible. - Oh, stop it, stop it. - I know that 95% of people here won't know who I am,

“but all you need to know is that I was once”

informally approached to be a real housewife of London. - Oh, why don't you do it? - I didn't do it because I love watching these shows so much that I didn't want to see how the sausage was made. - Oh.

- And I'm extremely conflict avoidant and I just couldn't take the heat on social media. - So you are. (audience laughing) - I really need you up then.

- I want so desperately for Bravo to bring real housewives of London,

state side, because we watched the first episode

and it was like chefs kiss, it's what we need. Is it the rest of the season as good as that first episode? - Yes. In the first few episodes, there is a catfight over dentistry. And that for me is just like peelous, real housewife's content.

- You also have-- - And in the trial, it's child dentistry, right? - Child dentistry. - Oh, that's true. - Oh, that's true.

- It's the went to the dentist and then yes. And she's like, I wrote a Google review about it. - Don't mention the children. (audience laughing) - And you also have a new book out, right?

- One of us-- - One of us? - One of us? - One of us is like a mash-up of the Talented Mr. Ripley's succession and the OG real housewives of New York. - That's so good.

- Everyone in that better get it. So we have you here Elizabeth. - Yes.

“- For a very, very important category where lots of intrigue”

happened in the world of Bravo. This is the category of best or best travel drama - Yeah, sorry, are you ready? - The nominees for Best Travel Drama are "Christin Dirty" acts chaoticly

while Luke tries to repost her on a boat, the valley. (audience cheering) - By the way, I just love hearing your British accent say "Christin Dirty." "Christin Dirty."

It's like, I've never heard "Christin Sound" so elevated

in my life. (audience laughing) "Christin Dirty." Lisa Hockstein arrives two hours later, "Sprint of Anne."

"Real housewives of Miami." - Nope. (audience cheering) - Meredith Marx has unconfirmed emotional reaction on flight while watching crazy rich Asians or Ditchie.

Real housewives are so lazy to see. - It's an emotional movie. - The season finale roaming around Colorado, real housewives of Potomac. (audience cheering)

- And finally, Stephanie oversees private plane logistics, real housewives of Miami. - All right, so what's your host, Stephanie getting some beers, or logistics? - Hey, so I'm not sure what, what does it get in?

(audience laughing) - But for logistics, I've had it. - What would you say, what's your vote? - I have a tie between the roaming around Colorado because those were three of the best episodes

of reality TV I've ever seen. - Yeah. - And when Angel was like the experience is still available to you, and they had 10 minutes

'cause I'm someone who likes to get to an airport

“at least two hours in advance of my flight,”

and I was like, they've got the flight departure on the countdown, but they don't have the check-in time, so that was stressing me out. - Me too? - Oh, okay.

I was like, is this when they have to be at the airport, is this when they have to have check-in, or is this when they're playing leaps? - Exactly, okay, and then, and the joint equal is married if Marks has unconventional action,

because in a way that has shaped so much of the culture of our last season of reality TV. - Oh, yeah. - But before we announce the winner,

can I just say, we are here at the most incredible

award show of the year, yes, forget the Oscars, okay. And everyone else is getting an award, but I want to give an award to you, Ben and Ronny, because you mean so much to me personally, and so much to everyone here, you bring us so much joy.

You make us feel seen, you make us feel part of a community. What you do, you make it seem effortless, and it's so hilarious and joyous, but I can only imagine the amount of work it actually takes, and I just want you all to give it up to Ben and Ronny!

- Thank you! - Cheers! Cheers everybody! - Thank you, thank you! - I can do without Ronny, I really couldn't. - You'd see the best part of us. - The best part of us, we eat. - Okay, you can do it, bring with her choice.

- That we're the best ever. - No, she chose me, she said Ronny, Ronny went out of Ronny and Ben, I choose Ronny.

- I would, I would also choose Ronny,

and I would also, best travel drama, I have to say, partially because it was actually filmed, and I'm going to say Colorado Potomac. - Wow, you're crazy, I mean, that was fun and everything, but you're overselling that.

“It is Meredith Marks on the plane, are you kidding?”

That is going to shape TV for the next decade. People, when he's going to be talking about that, and the old folks. - Oh, so I've made it, got drunk on a plane, and got me in to print me!

- And can I just say quickly that I've watched Crazy Rich Asians on a plane, and I can't remember the ending. - Am I hooked on Ben, says Marks? - Someone finally got good at Majon, and that's it. - It's Majon, yeah, I'm gonna show you what's fabulous.

That's all you need to know. - All right, here you go. - That's just what we're going to do. - They're going to help you. - The weight, how do I work?

- The weight, how do I work? - The weight, the weight, the weight.

- Those are incredible, are those like tigers, I nails?

- This is a tool to show now. - God, that's beautiful. All right, the winner for Best Travel Drama. - Meredith Marks has on confirmed emotional reaction, or flight while watching Crazy Rich Asians.

- Yes, Meredith Marks, come to Rocky, and listen to Little Bit May. - For your kind, her book. - One of us is out now, go get it. (audience cheering)

- Good thing. (upbeat music) - It's so nice. - Oh my goodness. - Is it this?

- I feel, I feel's right. - Okay, this one, in a ceremony held earlier this evening. We awarded things that just couldn't fit tonight. So please, in a ceremony earlier this evening, we would like to congratulate the winner for Best Vote.

- Trollaway Vott! (audience laughing) - The Bill Gates Awards for Excellence in Charitable Giving goes to Britt Edie for donating one pack of toilet paper to Hungry Children on a Real House as an Atlanta.

(audience laughing) - The Best Tasting Substitute for a Personality Atoms to Boolean on the Valley Persons to Have. - Taboolean! - The, because we didn't have a category

for most terrifying mother with a Psychiatry degree award, Reba from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (audience cheering) - Business least likely to gain a single customer after being featured on National Television.

- Wonderland Outdoors, the Real Housewives of Potomac. Congratulations to all of the winners. Congratulations, congratulations. - And now, someone is here to present Best scandal who was actually involved in one of the best scandals

of the year. (audience cheering)

“And I think a lot of us are still pretty pissed about it.”

Please welcome to the stage. To the Gort, the absolutely fucking stunning, I can't even oversell that. Katie Jenella from Real Housewives of Orange County. (audience cheering)

(upbeat music) - Katie, to now my God.

- My lovely husband is here.

- There's Matt. - He actually was better at shade than I was, but I will say I'm the artist. - I'm really good at shade. - I'm really known as the only Asian on Orange County.

(audience laughing) Probably the only one that we're ever beat. (audience laughing) - So, don't, don't, don't, don't. - I was gonna say, Katie, unfortunately,

we are gonna have you take a live detector test tonight.

“- In, is it a real lie detector though, not an actor?”

- No, that was pretty shady. And then they found all the IMDBs of the lie detector. - Actually, I did, gave it to Jen and she's, you know, an idiot, but, okay, listen, for my payment for being here, I need you to do an impression of Emily

because it's literally the best. - What are you talking about? Who anything like Emily? (audience laughing) - You have to wear jeans.

(audience laughing) - But how could you give me a size eight? (audience laughing) - I've got a taco in my pocket. (audience laughing)

- Do you know what's great? Can I just say, Emily is talking about tacos all the time? And you know, the only housewife that has a deal with Taco Bell? - Yeah.

- Oh, really? - Can you do a taco? - Oh, really? - You have a taco, you have a taco contract? - I'm obsessed with Taco Bell. - Oh, the best revenge is served.

- Cheesy. - With a brand deal. - Congratulation. - Yeah, what's life been like now at the wake of all this madness, that happened on your tenure with Orange County? - Well, when I was fired, they called and said that I didn't fit in,

and aside from Tamara, you're right, I don't, I have to, okay, I, I have to ask a question. What's so crazy is that like, when this whole, like, males from started, it was 'cause Tamara started it. And then somehow, though, Tamara's the only one

“that you want to be in friends with, how did that happen?”

- Okay, so when I was, I don't know if you guys watched, but the episode of Heather DeBros birthday party, I was outside fighting with Tamara, I was getting her wrath, right? And I looked at my producer and I was like,

you know what, I can respect her, because she keeps the story going. We don't have a housewife without Tamara to be honest with you. And even today, she texted me today, and asked how I was doing.

And I offer her nothing, I'm not on the show. She's actually been very kind. - Maybe she likes tacos. - Maybe she wants like Taco Bell, gold guard. - You're like, I have nothing to offer,

except tons of free tacos. - You have to eat a double-decker taco. - Do you really have a gold card? - No, I'm hitting on the universe. I'm manifesting it.

- Yeah, so I was getting so manifesting. - Like, where's my gold card? - Manifest. - It's my moment. It's my moment.

- It's my moment. - Would you ever go back, if they ever said, we want you to, you know what, we actually want you to come back, or maybe go to Beverly Hills or Shubb.

Would you ever do, is the door still open for you to go back to Bravo if they came back to you? - You know, this season, my dear friend Kathleen Martinez was casting,

and she is an incredible immigration attorney, and I would go back if we could go together. - Okay, great. - Wow, right on. Ooh, and we'd have some attorney versus attorney.

- Yeah, she actually turned it down. They called her and gave her the role, and she turned it down,

because she said I'm never replacing

the only woman of color that was fired. - Wow. - Wow. - Right on. So, how has it been?

“- Are you glad it turned out the way it did in a way?”

Like, did you, how do you feel about it? 'Cause I don't know. Some people try that bullshit lying when they're... - Oh my god. Some of it's been stepping away.

I was really upset at first, 'cause it was something that was taken away from me without my choosing and I'm controlling. But now looking back, it was probably best. You know, I feel like I went out on top.

My kids are amazing. My husband and I love each other. And the fans have been so nice. So, I'm okay. - Okay.

- That's good. Right on. Will you please read the nominees for biggest scandal? - Oh, I hope I'm in here. Oh, I am.

Okay. Okay.

The first one is Adriana and Julia slept together.

Real housewives of Miami. - That was a thing. - I mean, I record everything I eat Shannon. So where's this? Where's the footage of this?

- I know, right? - Okay. - Galena, maybe kills chickens. Maybe destroys cars. Definitely drives off road.

Make me dinosaur. - These are all things that happened. - She's actually so nice. I met her at Bravacau. - She's lovely.

- Yes. - Okay. Georgia doesn't wash her hands. Ew. Next gen NYC.

- Ew. - Ew. - Ew. - Ew.

- Laura R. H. O. C. - Buh. - Buh.

- Where Red Hat Gretchen?

- Wendy and Eddie arrested for fraud. - R. H. O. P. - I like Wendy. - I love Wendy. - She's so nice and she's gorgeous.

Even her muck shot is pretty. - Yeah. - And it's a shame too because Wendy actually had probably her best season on the show.

“I think everybody loves what even people who didn't love”

Wendy before are like I love her. You know, and then you go to jail or whatever. So that sucks. Okay, who would you pick? - Well, I want Gretchen Rossi to win.

- Yeah, she should. - She's countable for something. - Yeah, what do you think? - I would do, for honestly, I love Georgia

doesn't wash her hands as a scandal.

- That was my favorite. I love that. - I'm gonna go for the newbie here because I think Galeena is an icon. And the mess that she got into in just one single season,

especially like being a Russian-American and coming here with nothing and working as a maid and look at her now. She's the star of my life. She's earned it.

- Yeah. - So I'm gonna show it. - Fantastic, yeah. - The Oscar goes too. Wendy and Eddie arrested for pride.

- Yeah, that was a big one. - That's a big one.

“Katie Janella, thank you so much for having me.”

- Thank you for having me. - Kevin, give it up for Katie Janella. - Yeah, I thank you so much. - Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- All right. - Hi. Katie Janella, from the real housewives of Taco Bell. Love you, Matt.

And if you don't believe that Matt is one of the best husbands on the earth, that Matt is down there doing all of her pictures for her, he even has a light. He like, I mean, that's a good man right there.

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we're always getting scandals.

We just barely got out of one. - Well, that jails there and thing. I mean, wow, that was a big one to happen. Jails there and coming out and doing the whole line. - Elling on that body.

Like, what am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to understand this? Wherever the white people. - Turn around and look at the room you're in. You dumb ass.

- But it did make me wonder. I started to think about that show, the golden life that they're gonna do. And I had to imagine what it must've been like for Ramona. Once you got the phone call that she was coming back

to television. - Man, I would love to see what it was like when you were imagining it. Maybe you should sing about it, Ben. - Maybe I should.

- Whoa. (audience laughing) - I know. You wanted me to stay. But bravo said I'm more tone deaf

that Luan's cabaret. And I heard that there's a special place where women support women every single day. I'm having wicked dreams of leaving at voicing. I hear the sunshine stays.

It's where I got to be. I'm still hot and inigeless. So could do so to me. Capers coming soon. Let's grab the inner reach.

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I'm hitting my prime. Get ready. It's turn. All time. I thought.

Oh, Roni, come. I'm gonna keep on dancing at the old Roni club. I'm gonna keep on dancing down at West Palm Beach.

at the old Roni club. Oh, Roni, come. Don't think I've left bravo behind. Just because I've moved to E.

You're always on my mind.

I've got a lot of my mind.

“Okay, there's a lot of things going on in the world.”

It's a Super Bowl. Jill Seren got upset. Bad bunny. I saw homeless person. He's very scary.

You didn't have a job. You had no money. I was like, you know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Get a job. Okay. Do something with your love. Okay. I've been.

Or Ramona. Whatever you are. We need to move on. Let's face it. Jill Seren went to stray.

Calm down. Take a X. Dr. Rinders here. Okay. Well, better than me.

Wow. I've been old, Rooney girl. But I look young and I've ran out. I'm like a point wine. Like a bed of the time.

Mario can't get in line. Nothing old. Rooney club.

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“We were trying to get a really good image of him with the pearls, but you know what?”

I know. Let's not. Oh, those pearls. Can I just say, though, that whole thing where Michael Rappaport was using C adjectives, conniving, commissarating.

Cultivating. It was just like commissarating. It's not a bad thing. Not a Trump. Cubic.

There's like custodial, congenial. It's like Michael. It was great. It was a really good fabulous show. How does, how does, how does, how does, how does my live like this?

I don't, I don't know. You know what? Fashion went, went, went, went, went. God closes a Todd door. He opens a Rihanna window.

That's right. Just go. All right. I love that. Janet Caperna, the valley, Janet.

My sister calls her. My sister calls her the self appointed hall monitor of adulthood. Yeah. And I love that. I love that.

Oh, this one. Jack's Taylor, the valley. Yeah. And evergreen nominee. Yeah.

He's, Jack's has been in this category every single year. He's been on television. He looks high there. Yeah. He, he, he looks like, he looks like, uh, when, when personal growth is optional.

Yeah. You got. You got. It's a bad name. So what is, what, what's your pick for best spell?

Or big, I don't best. We actually, we got one more. It's one more. There's one more. We got one more.

We got one more. We got, the front door of summer house. All right. So who's your vote? This is a tough one.

I mean, obviously, uh, Aaron is the real villain. He's, there's nothing. Almost got the funny about him. Um. [laughs]

The front.

“You know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna think, I think it's Colton.”

I think it's Colton. I think it's Colton. No, not because he is the biggest. I mean, like, the biggest villain is Aaron. But, you know, we, I come from a traitors family.

Yeah. Traitors together. And it's like, he's, uh, he was like the villain in terms of, like, storyline villain as opposed to, like, two real. It's, like, almost uncomfortable villain, right?

Right. Right. Sort of. Yeah. Because then in a way, you're kind of awarding, like, an abuse.

Yes. It's weird. It's a weird position. You know, I'm just gonna put my money on the front door and be done with it. I agree.

We both are the front door. I'm gonna go with Jacks because I feel like Jacks is the biggest asshole, but it's also been, he's the person that we've been waiting to see go down for years. Yeah. I mean, Jacks has gone down many times.

Yeah. But this was good. All right.

Well, uh, there are million envelopes up here.

So I don't know. Oh, here we go. There's a lot of organized awards. Well, I'm glad we're not going on here. Here we go.

Yeah. The award. It's for Nicky's. Villain goes to Jacks Taylor. Jacks Taylor, everyone.

Jacks Taylor, everyone. Jacks Taylor, that's 20 or 20. So congratulations. You're fucking lose. You're not gonna win.

You're not gonna win. You're not gonna win. We love you. I will accept it in his dishonor. Yeah.

Thank you so much. Thank you, Robin. Thank you. The all-eriddle ladies and gentlemen. Rich stole my look.

Yes. Double-bron win. Katie looking good. Katie, cause the world on Walter. The cravers ladies and gentlemen.

You guys are killing it. What's that going crazy about?

It's like giving me that damn award.

Yes, Zachary. Zachary has an award this year. Yes, you're email address. All right. All right.

Oh, appropriately.

“It's time for our fifth of six best bravo show nominees.”

The valley. The valley. The valley. [applause] Jacks, you don't need to go to rehab.

I can't have our baby turning out like you. He wishes. He doesn't even have any Instagram followers. Get out of my house, Jacks. Oh, why do I have to go to rehab?

Danny is the alcoholic. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a dad. I've got three under three.

You're drunk, Danny. You grabbed our friends, but and you told her. Get daddy a drink. Hey, that's not alcoholism that sexism. Give me a little credit.

Stop being mean to Danny, Jennifer.

I'm not mean. I'm fine. I had my birthday party to David Buffetters. Hey, Instagram. It's me, Jacks.

Welcome to Jacks, Kim. I'm in rehab. I need my son, you guys. Hold on, hold on. I got a call on the other line.

Hold on.

“Jacks, what are you doing on Jacks, Kim?”

You're supposed to be in rehab. I am in rehab. Then why is there a techno music playing? And what's on your nose? It's rehab powder.

You guys, let's have a party to celebrate punchy. Wait, hold on. I'm getting a call. What do you want? Hey, where's my insights?

Jacks, what are you doing on Jacks, Kim? You're supposed to be in rehab. I am in rehab. There's literally a stripper sliding down a pole behind you, Jacks. So strippers can be sober now, also, right?

This is my show. It hasn't been for the last three months. Boom. Boom, my drop-edge. Hey, hey, Kristen, look over there.

It's a dolphin. It's a dolphin. Dolphin. Dolphin. It's your mommy.

Come on. Kristen, will you marry me and live in Colorado with no running water or internet? Come on. Oh, my god.

Get away. Hold on. I have a call. Jacks. Am I coming to the wedding?

How did you hear about my wedding, Jacks? Who's supposed to be rehab? I am in rehab. Do you worry you're ready to dolphin? Hey, get off of my dolphin.

Right now. And soon. The valley. The valley, ladies and gentlemen. The valley.

Okay. And next up, two present non-housewives show. It's Ryan Bailey. Ryan Bailey. Yeah, yeah.

You're a cowboy. You're a cowboy. You're a cowboy. You're a cowboy. So good at spas with Ryan Bailey.

And also soon to be a dad. Soon to be a dad. So be a dad. Are you so excited? Also, I just asked Jason and Chris if they had their penis pump with them.

Oh. Can they be great to be? No, also, it is so dark to watch you talk about Jacks. And it's like the ghost of Christmas future for those guys. I know.

I know. It was weird. It was weird. It was weird. Talk about Jacks.

I gotta say. So you have a baby coming on the way. Yeah, four weeks away we are due. It'll be our babies. First summer of Carl.

Oh, yeah. So see. Are you going to name your child a Bravo? Like after a Bravo Liberty? Yeah.

What is it? China Marie Parksvilleette. We are going to name her name. Her name is going to be Romeo. Not non Bravo.

Romeo. Well, it's close. It's actually. It's Miami. Real housewives of Miami.

I got to go. [LAUGHTER] You didn't even realize you did it. Okay. As Miami leaves.

Romeo will take the scene. She's going to come out and be like, work on your wrinkled old heart.

My dad was always so weird.

He would never let me be on a reality show. Yeah, exactly.

“Well, I think Romeo is actually a really cute name.”

That is a weird name. That is a weird name. Nothing but the best for you to reveal the show. Yeah. Actually.

And I know, by the way, I know everybody said this. But I went to the first crappy awards. Like for me right before the pandemic. And I never seen anything like it. Where I was like, this is like a WWE wrestling match.

Where I thought the audience, I was like, people are like tearing their chairs up. Yeah. So amazing you guys. - It's so much fun. - And Ronnie, play the key target.

I met your parents tonight. That was amazing. - Yeah, you saw it. That's right. You got the whole thing. - Yeah. - Yeah. Look how formal we all are. By the way, we're all sitting here in our formal wear.

"Shlobby, you know?" And here we're like,

"I'm still not gonna be there." - No, you're not.

“- We're not gonna be there. - Where'd you get your suit?”

- Actually, at the fashion district? - Oh, nice. - Nice. - That's good. That's good. That's good. This was like a Bravo Concute, and I've already gained weight from Bravo Concute. - Me too.

- Because we've been eating ice cream every night. - Good for you. - So I can't really fit into this. - We've got all of us on Amazon Live. - Thank you. - Thank you. - That's all I've purchased here. - All right. Let me do the best non-house wife show.

- Right, mate. - Here we go. - We're gonna start here. - All right, good. - Okay, that's all you. - Next gen NYC. (audience cheering) Southern hospitality.

- It's a good one. - Oh, here we go. Summer house. (audience cheering) The Taitas. (audience cheering)

- It's doing well. - Mm-hmm. - Four under four, the valley. - Yes, here's four under four now. All right, what's your choice? - Okay, I gotta go summer house. For some reason, I love that show so much,

even though it's in deep misery with Kyle and Amanda. But they could just, I could watch them make chicken salad, and I would just be in love. I love it so much. - That is literally what you're watching.

(audience laughing) - That's good. - You are watching chicken salad. - Carl's in the mix. - Carl's in the mix. - Carl's in the mix. - Carl's in the mix. - Carl's in the mix. - Carl's in the mix.

- You might see me a little more. I'm in the mix now.

“- Oh, oh, stop the mix. - So, Ronnie, what are you?”

I actually think that for my pick, this is a really strong category. I mean, that's really hard because the traders just ended last nights, we're all in traders mode. But if I have to realistically think about the whole year,

I'm actually going to say the valley was my favorite, non-brewish. And I'm not saying that because we have valley people here. It was, I think, an amazing season. - It was. - Are you nervous about season three?

- I'm always nervous about new seasons. - Yeah.

- Yeah, I'm nervous. - And not because of non-jax. I don't know why. I don't know why I'm nervous. - Are you ready to have Brittany date on camera? - I'm so excited to see a new chapter for Brittany. I'm ready for a different, like,

I'm ready for like, tears up or a different guy. - All right, let us, let's find out. - Okay. - The best non-house I've show, what do you guys all think it's gonna be? (audience cheering)

- A book. ♪ Follow me down into the dead of night ♪ ♪ Where all the flowers bloom ♪ ♪ The trainers ♪ - It's amazing show.

Thank you so much, Ryan. ♪ And Bailey, we love you, buddy ♪ (laughing) ♪ All right, Ryan, Bailey ♪ - All right, we'll get it into one of our friends.

We're getting to the real big categories now. We only have a few left. - Yes, everybody. We know you're so patient out there. We love you. - You guys are really patient.

Okay, next up, 2% best bravo moment of favorite two judging girls, Courtney and Mary. (cheering) - Two judging girls, everyone. (upbeat music)

(audience cheering) - What? (singing in foreign language) Here you go, just grab a chair. Oh, let me grab a chair. Here take mine.

- Take a chair, we'll get another one. (audience cheering) Ron is getting the other chair in the meantime. Hi guys, welcome to the crappies. If you guys are not subscribed to two judging girls,

you should be because they're fabulous. How is it going for you tonight? - What a blast. - What a blast. - What a blast. - What a blast.

- Well, thank you so much for joining us. We had so much fun with you, a bravo con. - Literally a dream.

“What was your favorite part of bravo con, by the way?”

- Can we talk about day zero? Day zero was probably the craziest night that we've ever had. Literally no expectations met all these bravo labs. I was like, I could go home now. I could it, but I could.

- Yeah. Was there a bravo celebrity that, like, really stood out to you that you met? - Joe Gorga. (laughing)

- He, he doubled Dutch stress without the ropes. - What? - It was my everything. He's like, you gotta talk to your family. It's about the family.

Just adore him. - Can I say something last weekend? We went down to Miami. Some of you guys may have heard this, but we went down to Miami, and I was just sitting there on a lounger

and who walks by or Joe and Melissa Gorga. - Was backwards following them? (laughing) - What'd you say? - Backered the paparazzi.

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Yes.

- It's seemingly they're always having backward follow them

in Miami specifically. - So I felt very lucky and then the next day, we just ran into on the street Lisa Hoxton.

That was like Bravo Contro's last weekend. - Wow. Where are the photos? Because I heard they're on her phone. - Lisa Hoxton took,

we took a selfie with Lisa Hoxton. It's on her phone. We message her, hey. So we're running into you. Could you send us the photo?

Which goes, yes, loves. And that was it. (laughing) - Oh, yeah. - How's it happening?

- How did you think of that? - And the same thing happened. - Yeah. - I was like, I don't know. (laughing)

- Take a picture of a second picture.

- Never sent it to me. I mean, what the hell?

“- She, her face, too, wasn't working that day.”

- Yeah, it's her face actually looks face-tuned in real life. I don't think she uses a filter. - That's like, Laura. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Laura. - Laura. - Let's get into most memorable moments. Let's take it away, what do you? - All right, let's do this.

Adriana accuses Julia of sleeping with a Haitian mortician. (audience cheering) It's of Miami. (audience laughing) - Jack's gets fired.

Goes to Faitrehab. Get fired again, the valley. (audience cheering) Page Dumps Craig Summerhouse. (audience cheering)

- The real housewives of Salt Lake City slash below deck

down under crossover. (audience cheering) Sandival sings doll songs over the phone, the traders. (audience cheering) - That was ad lib.

(audience laughing) - Can't stand. - Can't stand. - And finally. - Zach stands up to Jack's

at Benji's party, the valley. (audience cheering) - All right, who do you guys want? (audience cheering)

“- I want, I think I want Page Dumps Craig”

because why Mary Craig is what? The biggest gaslighter on Bravo TV. - Yes. - I've said it for weeks now. - No.

- Um, I like the Sandival sings dolls songs over the phone.

Can you please repeat that again?

- Yeah, hall hall hall. (audience laughing) - All right, let's see. - Who the people voted for for most memorable moments?

(audience cheering) - And the winner is Adriana, accuses Julia. I'm sleeping with my Haitian mortician donating coffee maker. (audience laughing)

- Yeah, well, wow. I've been scratching it. - Wow, I've been scratching it today. - Hey. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Where's the sponsorship? - Serious. - I know, right. - But we're in a spresso. Where's Mr. Coffee?

“- Mr. Coffee? - Or, um, a funeral house.”

(audience laughing) - What? - Mr. Coffee, how do we argue? - We got it up. - Gardenery and Mary, we love being here.

- Thank you, thank you for being here. - Yes, we love you guys. - Love you. (gentle music) - Sikki.

- Sikki. (singing in foreign language) - It's up to you. - Yeah. (audience laughing)

- No, he is. - Alright, let's please welcome Jake back to the piano. (audience cheering) - Alright, you guys. We're very close the end of the show.

But before we close out the show. (audience laughing) You know, we would like to take a moment to reflect on those who are no longer on Bravo. (audience laughing)

And, you know, whenever we do this, we'd like to have something really special on, because there's been a lot of loss this year. So, today we have the beautiful... (audience cheering)

- Jennifer Tillie, everyone. (audience cheering) - Thank you. Thank you so much. (gentle music)

(singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) - It must have been cold. There in my shadow. (gentle music)

(singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) - You were content to let me shine. For so long, a beautiful smile

to hide the pain. Did you ever know did you or my hero? Do everything I wish I could be. (gentle music)

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Miss Jenna Pertilly

“But in all serious this we didn't want to add this into a joking thing, but obviously we're heartbroken about Robert Cosby Jr. So sending all of our love to you Mary Cosby”

What again and also what a babe. All right. It's our second biggest category of the night and

We had to bring someone who's been at every crappies in some former or another for the past several years Please welcome to stage the host of love island USA (upbeat music) - What's that, Oman? - Ariana.

- Hi, yes, hi. - And I call it. - I love you. - So life has changed quite a bit since the last time you were here, man.

- How are you?

“- Do you remember that time we had the crappies”

in the most torrential downpour? - Yes, yes.

- I will never forget that.

- What a time now. - They called it that LA Blizzard, and there were literally cars floating down the street. - Yes. - Remember we walked outside and we were like cars going down the street.

- Yeah. - It was also three days before.

“- It's getting a bit of a hole like the days later.”

- Yeah. - It was a great luck year all the way around. So good to see you, you're killing it. - Thank you. You guys, putting me at the end of the show

has given me so much time at the open bar tab of series. - Good for you.

- Ariana, we feel like we are your ants. And we've watched you grow up to the ears,

and I actually think it's so amazing

that you host Love Island now. That you went for fan to host. And on top of that, you're like, "A good host." - Thank you so much. It's the most fun job ever.

- Yeah, and you're back. And you've been here for a couple of months now. You've actually had a break because you were doing one after the other, right? You were doing Love Island, the games?

- Yeah, then games. And games was insane. It was there every single day, hosting challenges, and challenges when you watch the show, it looks like it happened in maybe like two hours.

No, that's just like 12 hours, some feelings. And I'm like, they're in sneak, I mean, granted they're covered in slime and making out with everybody. But I'm like, "I'm in fucking heels, yo."

So I'm like 12 hours. And sometimes I get a little bit of slime too, like it's intense. - Do they still have you do like the full dress

“and glamour shots where you're walking really slowly?”

And it's like, "Who comes very on?" And you're like, "Cherly slow, take 10 minutes to walk." And do they still keep that on your face? - Yes, of course. - I love that.

- I mean, we couldn't not do it, right? - Yeah, I got to do it. - When you say how the challenge just take 12 hours, the reason why I know that is because there was that one challenge, like I think it was that last year,

maybe we're page to Soroba was like a guest. And it was like, "You're a guest, page to Soroba." And she asked like three questions, like, "What would you, what's like the funnest thing you would do with your partner?"

She asked like three questions, and then all of a sudden I was like, "Page to Soroba had to leave." (laughing) I was like, "Oh, they were shooting this for eight hours." And pages like, "I've got to go."

- I feel so bad because the area where we do all the challenges is up on a hill. So it's like wildly hotter than down in the villa. And then she had to do like lumberjack theme. - Yes.

- So she was in swayed. So like everything was just working against her in that moment to give her just a full blown heat stroke.

“- Was it surreal the first time you got into the villa?”

And you were like, "Wow, somehow I went from being a fan." And now I'm like, somehow in charge of this. - Oh yeah, absolutely. I did a couple of guest hosts during season five.

And when I first walked in the villa, I was like,

"Oh, it's fucking, it's real." And they kind of just, I mean, they set you up for success, but there's nothing that can prepare you for it because you can't do a dress for her soul because the islanders are living in there.

And there's cameras everywhere. So it's a little bit of, you know, here's a bit of the script. Here's a bit of what you're doing. Okay, now go walk down this hallway.

- Yeah, yeah, good to go. - Yeah, I was like, I was terrified. And those wood decks are not even. - I know, and they put you in like serious hill. - Yeah, I have to like, it's like, you know that meme of Rihanna

and the heel is just almost going through the New York City's great. It's that every single time. Every time that it was. - It's that really, yes.

- Well, we'd love to you for a long time and thank you so much for being here. - Oh my God, I love you guys. - I love you guys. - I love you guys so fucking much.

This is, I know it's a word season in L.A. This is the award show that fucking matters. - This is the one. How many times has she done this though?

“- I know honestly, if you've not been able to come,”

you've always sent in a video.

We've loved watching her star rise in the past few years. - Every time. - It's amazing. Every time, whether it's in New York or wherever, we are so proud of you.

- We love you guys. We still have to do our hot, honey rag musical number one of these days. - Hell yeah, I know we're supposed to do a last year in New York, busy.

- Oh my God. - We didn't in any way that we'll still figure it out. Okay, let's read 'em off on the online. - All right, let's get down to business. - Rubber, liberty.

- Rubber. - Rubber. - Oh, there it is. Okay. Gabby Windy, the Traders, I love Gabby.

- I love her. - Gabby's great. - Oh, she's so funny. Okay, Jennifer Tillie, real housewives of Beverly Hills. She's very popular.

Okay, I think my personal favorite. Kristen Doty, the Valley. - Seriously, seriously. - We love her. - We love Doty.

- We just need to store both, summer house. (audience cheering) Rob Roush, the Traders. (audience cheering) - Love on the USA.

- Yep. - Is it on? - Roush. - Rob Roush. - Is it on Rob Roush?

- No, no. - Just one, Rob Roush. - Stacey Roush. - Oh, Roush. - Oh, Stacey Roush.

- Real Housewives of Potomac. (audience cheering) And Zach Wickham, the Valley.

- Wow, Bravo, Liberty of the Year.

- You gotta pick. - Who am I gonna pick?

“Listen, my close personal friend, Kristen Doty.”

I can't not, Kristen. - Kristen had a good one. - Okay, go ahead. - Okay. Bravo, Liberty of the Year.

- I better hear a drum roll. I want to hear a drum roll. - Drum roll, Jake, Drake. - I think Arianna should get it again. - Yeah, Arianna wins.

- Wow, Stacey Roush, real housewives of Potomac. - Oh, right, that's a random sentence. - Stacey Roush, thank you very much, Arianna Maddox. - Give it up for Arianna Maddox.

- Thanks for both of my skirt.

(audience cheering) - Thank you, thank you, I know, they're close to living. - Yes. - Oh, they will be a spray painted again, my friends. I've just got lucky on team move recently.

All right, and now for our final nomination for the best show of the year. Real housewives of Salt Lake City. (audience cheering) - Welcome aboard, Motor York, Katina.

We hope you'll make you wait.

“- Oh, you've already made me wet, Captain Jason.”

- You wet sex with Captain Jason? - Not sex, we made love. - Aw, we didn't, though. - To a buffet, we love eating as friends. - I want to go to your buffet, Captain.

The buffet is closed. - Mm-hmm, sorry, I'm leaked to the cast trip. - Mm-hmm, Captain, we have a problem. - A pool floaty is talking. (audience laughing)

- That's not a pool floaty, that's a lady. She's just wearing a pool floaty. - You exploited the pool floaty. - Uh-huh, it's called fashion, and someone has been leaking stories about me being a felon.

I didn't leak anything, why is everybody always burning me

for stuff, so I'm friends with news corporations. I'm not allowed to talk to my friends anymore. (audience laughing) - If there's any criminal here, it's you, Lisa Barlow. You have lawsuits against you.

(audience laughing) - Okay, this mess, case, this mess, Goddax, Goddax, Godd! (audience laughing) - Lisa, you think you're better than everyone else here. - Yeah, but so does Blake Liveley, so you know what,

take it up with Blake Liveley, then. Do you need her not bar? I have that, I have it if you need that. - Wait, wait, Meredith got wasted and attacked Brittany on an airplane.

- How dare you, you aren't doing this. - I'm not, I'm not. - We all sought Meredith, the entire sisterhood, you stabbed Brittany in the face on the plane. - I was watching crazy, rich Asians

and couldn't have been me. - I am Greek, you started her unfire on the airplane, but also, yeah, she was, I watched it with her. Case dismissed, case dismissed. - Oh yeah, you watched crazy rich Asians,

then how did it end, Meredith? - Wow, the crazy wand, all the Asian wand, is now talking about my husband. - That was rabble. - Fine, well, the Asian wand,

told the rich wand that Brittany is nothing. - That's ET. - Okay, I'll give you a hint, Meredith, the captain fell in love with the latter days since they tell all celebrity.

- That did not happen. - He fell in love with her book, out now. Ding ding ding ding, I'm upset too. Why the fuck me? - Shut up, Brittany.

And sing real housewives of some big city. - Well, everyone, did they quit? (laughing) - Good, come on, get back up here, kiddie. (laughing)

- Get back up here. - What do you want to use now? You don't get a break, get your ass back up here. Okay, and now for the final category of the night. - Bring presented by us, so take that.

(audience cheering) - All right, guys, this is a big one. You have been the most patient crowd of all time. We love you, all right, let's get her done. That's Robo Show of the Year.

- Merry to medicine, daddy. - Next, Jen New York City. - Real housewives of Miami. - Real housewives of Salt Lake City. - Summer house, all right, summer house.

- And the Valley.

“- All right, and the winner is, oh, I can't remember.”

- It's good, it's good, it's good. - It's good, it's good, it's good. - The winner, the winner, the winner.

is Real housewives of Salt Lake City.

“- All right, everybody, thank you so much for being here.”

It's been an amazing year, we look forward to seeing you in 2027, thank you, Walter and Katie. The beautiful Jake, all of our guests and everybody here helping us out tonight, these gorgeous eyebrows, twins, Chris and Jason,

come back. - Come back, come back. - Thank you guys. - Thank you, that cake and a hobby, lobby. Thank you, the hobby, lobby. - All right, Katie, close us out.

- Thank you guys for coming and trying to take care from the comments. - Thank you. - We'll go to grab this, goodbye, everyone. - I've been spending some good night now, things. Watch what I've got to say, what you've been grabbing.

Here's what happens when the soup is like rabbits.

Watch what happens when the soup is like rabbits. Thank you, hobby, lobby, lobby for my outfit. Here's what happens when the soup is like rabbits. (upbeat music)

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