#3275 Below Deck Down Under S04E08 Part One: Honey Badgered

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loved to talk about. I'm Ben Mantelker. Joining me today is my very own sweetie, honey, baby. Ronnie Carram. How are you?

Well, hello, Ben Amt. How's everything going? Everything is grand. Thanks to everyone who joined us yesterday on Amazon Live where I personally had the best time ever doing puppetry

with steamers. And then afterwards on crappy hour, we had a lot of fun discussion. And did you see that we already have an update on one of the things

that we talked about, which is crazy, huh? Yeah, we speculated about whether or not market Josephs would be coming back to New Jersey is seeing given that she is now shooting something for Amazon. We thought we don't think she's going to come back.

And then today, she dropped the news. All right, everyone had a lot of talks with Andy and with the network. And I've decided it's time for me to move on from their passwords. Had a great time.

I'm already here on my next project. OK, Jody is under a palm tree. Other Jody is under a different palm tree. And Joe is somewhere looking for a sea foam polo shed. So I'm no longer going to be part of real has as a New Jersey.

But I want to thank NBCU and Andy Cohen and that dumb bitch to residude us for making my life hell for the past eight years of my life. And of course, we've got to thank Serena and Ten of Life because me all the news that I needed to get by in New Jersey

for nearly an entire decade on that TV show. I'd like to say thank you to Andy Cohen for choosing a stalker with a stalker husband who looks like an eggplant over me. Thank you so much. That felt great.

I am glad that you have chosen gel bait over Margaret Joseph's. So good luck. You fucking losers. Yeah, I was saying on the show last night, do not make them choose between you and Teresa.

That's just never going to work.

And it never works on these shows. And I think it does. What happened? Damn it, Mar, to love you. Don't do this to us.

I'm really sad to lose Margaret on that show.

“I think that she ushered in the great era of real housewives in New Jersey.”

I think like I never really loved the show as much as I did as when she was on it. I enjoyed it. And it's like it's first pre gel run. I enjoyed it, but I never loved it. And then it was in the post gel run when she was there.

And we had this great cast that I really, really grew to love New Jersey. So we'll see what happens with the new look New Jersey, if it ever arrives. But I think this is a big loss personally. Yeah. What a bummer.

And now it's all I wanted was Margaret to last longer. Oh well. What a bummer. Okay. Well today, someone else who's about to make someone make a choice and lose their

shop. So Eddie Mike and Jenna, they are still in the van's. And Jenna has just told off Eddie because Eddie is trying to repair his image with her after

he had texted Alicia that he would drop Jenna in a second to be an alien with Alicia.

And Jenna's like, I'm not about his second place. So I'm serious. And this is why about you burn your bridges with me and bridges it burn with me. So they get back to the yard and dry how dry I was laying on this romance offense on Daisy.

He's like, let me help you watch out the van and I'm going to kiss your hand like the prince charming that I am. I'm a tenth minute now. So he helps her out. I'm like, oh, thank you very much.

Oh, so it's just like watching Bridgetton, really. Yeah. So then Eddie is walking with Alicia and he's like, I really fucked it with Jenna. I'm like, mate, did you ever think you ever had it? Did you?

“You know what, if you think you fucked it with Jenna, the last person you should immediately”

walk to for it, solace in front of Jenna is Alicia, you don't ask just to kind of fuck it with Jenna over Alicia, I mean, he's like, wow, thanks for that. Thanks.

I guess I just never had it recently.

Never felt a total. I've never felt a total. I feel so short. So then Jenna Daisy and Joie were talking and Jenna tells Daisy that she's like, yeah, I went

I'm nobody's second option.

So I don't know where I'm going from here. I'm like, you go nowhere. That's where you've been by. By the way, you guys like sure, like, a kiss with his uncharismatic, moustache, your

“dud and I think it's just time to move on and like, you know, get back to the primary”

goal, which is thinking that you might have a chance of ascending on the social ladder by falling in love with a guest that comes onto the show. Well, I think her other choice is banishment. It's like, oh, yeah, there's ban too. Yeah.

Ah, it's a bad choice is on Jenna's. I'm future, remoptions for her, it really is. So ban is lying down in the crew mess and Jenna joined him and asked how he's feeling and he's like, uh, uh, she's like, we're all tired. Jesus.

So then draw out text Daisy and he's like, would you like a glass of ribs in Fintel?

No. She's like about to call Charlie and next time, so now people go to sleep and Eddie says that the hot tub is cold, and we go back to Jenna and then, and, uh, Ben Jen, Jenna's like trying to tie her dress is like, "Would you like me to tie that for you?" Should of the paddles and she's like, "Yeah, if my boobs drop my pile of jars, well,

you would not have to apologize for that. Is that good? Do you like how I tied it on you, honey lumps?" Let me read your tattoo here, therefore I have God masterpiece to fuck this that made. She's like, "I was a really rebellious kid."

Is that a rebellious kid where you come from? I know that loves me. Can I get a tattoo? I wanted to say God loves me. Oh my God.

I'm gonna really give a fuck you to the world.

“Could you put Jesus saves with a little fish on my arm?”

Yeah, fuck you, man, I'm soccer. One of my favorite themes on Below Deck are the people who are like big rebels, and they come and join this show where they go into the yachting industry, because I think the yachting industry is an extension of their rebellion. I'm not gonna do a standard job.

I'm gonna be a rebel. I'm gonna go into yachting. But it's just kind of like saying, "I'm such a rebel that I have decided to become a servant for someone who's wealthy." I don't know, "Revel, get me a broom."

I would like to insert myself into a traditional hierarchy, please. I'm gonna be a rebel, and I'm gonna choose a career where I say, "Please, and thank you to everything that's ever said to me." God, yeah, man, Jesus saves! It just so funny to happen every year.

There's always someone who's like, and declares himself a rebel, and it's like, "You

are sweeping up after a wealthy person who just like vomited into their champagne glass and poured it onto the teac." You're going to be pulling a pussy liner off of a wall in about five minutes. Okay. I'm gonna be like, "Revel, on a rebel."

“I think it's so funny that they call him pussy liners.”

I know, because that was some rebel who came up with that slang, but it takes an even bigger rebel to say, "Hey, take that anti-Liner off the wall and put it in the trash." "Whip-oom!" So Eddie comes in, and Jenna is asking, "Ben, if he was a rebel, or if he was a nerd," and he's like, "Oh, this clever, I was captured of chess and stuff like that."

So Eddie comes by and he touches her head, and then he just stands there kind of awkwardly by his bedroom door looking at her, and she's like, "What? What are you not understanding?" Am I like supposed to go in there and comfort you because you're pouting? You're not up a way.

Get back in there, Eddie fucking looser, and then he doesn't seem like a mean person or anything, but he goes, "It's like Eddie's just not used to having chances with girls. I don't think. Maybe he saw himself with two chances, and he just, he can't choose both doors, Eddie." Okay.

Yeah, he's like, "Not charismatic enough to be our hero, and he's not violent enough to be our villain." And he's just sort of very, like, this milk toasty guy who got himself into a bad situation with two women, and it's just like, "Oh, just go to sleep and do something with you." There's a mediocre appetizer tray that you're just like, "Am I hungry enough to eat that? I really don't want another two-mentar-tar."

And you just don't just go away. Okay. Yeah, you know what it is? He's like the tray of crudetays that's on the table that someone brought with the little, you know, like, sour cream, like an onion dip in the center.

Not even that. It's like, "I don't think there's a story that's still got there." I'm just over the aisle. They're in the plastic off of it. Yeah.

And it's like, "Not bad, per se, but it's just not just not interesting. You're gonna go for almost anything before that." But eventually, like, I guess I'll have it. It's like, "It's okay. If you dip this cherry tomato in that dip, it's like possible."

Oh, yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a quappin' commercial.

sleep made, aren't you?" He says, "Anyone want to hear from me?"

“That doesn't anybody need to hear my rugby feelings.”

So Ben comes in to check on him, and he's like, "Eddie." He's like, "I fucked it with her. I fucked it." He's like, "What'd you do, bro?" He's like, "But I really like her.

I just ended up fucking it with her. You know, she's one and done no chance. There's nothing. That's that. It's not that chance to say, "God, I choose her any day over you."

I mean, this is when the Jenna become his number one, so he is just mad that he messed it up, and that he looks like a bad guy, and that one of his options is close to him.

He'd never showed any of this energy towards her with the entire season, and an out of

nowhere now that she says, "You can't have me. He's now, you know." Pining for her. It's just the scarcity thing. It's like when there's like a thing you're thinking about getting an Amazon or something,

and it's just like in your cart for weeks and weeks and weeks, and like, "Maybe I'm gonna get it. Maybe I won't." And then one day, it's like sold out, and it's like next delivery orders in four months, and like, "Oh, I didn't even like scour the internet to find it."

Like, "I wanted that thing so badly, I'd need it right now."

“That's why team was like, "Only one left, only one left.”

Notification. There's only one left of that thing in your cart if you don't order it. You're not gonna get it. And check, oh my gosh, maybe I do need that cap, Dan, with the television." Oh.

I don't go over there in order it. Really quickly.

It's like I never wanted, I've never creved eggs until they became like $10.

And I was like, "Do I need eggs?" So Ben, of course, giving total stereotypical band advice is like, "A woman wouldn't say me, unless you had a chance." No means, yes, we're talking about women in 2016. Wow.

And no big benefit of you to say. Call of sugar tits, slap around the ass, and throw her over your back mate. Panelli army of the work, I don't think I'm gonna get it enough, and I don't come as with enough strife, and love triangles are a terrible idea, and I'm just gonna try to stay away from it, because I am someone who's been $50,000 on a wedding that he never

had. I'm sensitive now." And he's like, "Okay, well, good talk. Thanks for the advice." But to not hate no for an answer to the theory, I'll call you from prison.

Okay, thanks. So then we go to Joao and Ellie sitting on the couch, drinking wine, and she brings him chocolate. And she's like, "Oh, here is some chocolate. It is just sweet, nice, sweet, sweet, Ellie.

So Ben." And he's like, "Yes, but about him." Well, I did want to ask you something, because you're a manager of teams, and you're also his friend. And also, you have such nice genetics that will grow inside of me until we have a king.

Now, if you're joking, okay, so there's one thing penters.

He never addresses me by my name.

He's like, "Uh, you mean, he calls you sweetly darling, love, things like that." Maybe I'm not your schmookey, I'm not your pooky, I'm not your honey, I'm not your bunny, I'm not your all of this. What even is that donut, the dumb old quenium? But this is a such a good conversation about cultural difference, because in Zim, when we say

schmookey pooky, honey, bunny, all of this, all day long, it means, "No, how are you, I'm from Zim?" Yes, but, the first female president of Zim was named "Honey Puss." Oh, I didn't know that, but I thought, "What do you mean, Honey Puss? I don't want to go to Zim. I am Balkan, Balkan princess." So, then we get a nice montage, a band, they're like, "Allow, baby, sweetie pie, babe, love, honey,

sugar elbows, fuck up, fuck up, puch, hey, they're muck, love a bladder." It's like, whoa, it's interesting, because I see this in comments sometimes talking about the show. When people are like, "Well, that's sex, that shouldn't be talking to women like that, which is where I land, I think that's so gross." And then there are others that are like, "Well, to cultural difference, I'm sorry, but is that really what they're doing? I don't believe that that's what they're doing in his country." I don't believe that he would get away with that in 2020 sex, that's crazy, that's just fucking crazy.

So, Ellie has to accommodate herself to his culture, well, he accommodates her culture, I don't think so.

“So, that's why I think the cultural difference thing is, like, kind of falls apart, because I just also, like, we've had a lot of British chefs on this show.”

We've had a lot of British people on this show, we've had a lot of British people on Bravo, and we've also British people in real life, shockingly. And they are not every two seconds saying, "Hello, sweetie, honey, honey pie." However, I had met creepy people who say that can't shit all the time, and that is, I don't know if you call that a cultural difference, but it's definitely a communication difference.

But I mean, to the extent that I have been told as well, like when I was waiting tables, and this was 20 years ago, but not the last time I waited tables, just when this happened. I was waiting on a table of ladies, and I said something like, "Okay, honey, something like that." And they were like, "Mortified." They were like, "You do not speak to women." Like, they told, "They let me happen at the table." And I was like, "Oh shit, sorry, I'm Southern."

Sorry. But that was like 20 years ago, the first time I got smacked for that one.

So, I'm just surprised that it's all this time later, and it's like, "What is just a cultural difference?" No, it's a workplace. That is your culture. Your culture is being in a workplace. So, Ellie's like, "Well, you know, but you don't work for him." And he doesn't call you "Love" for 18 hours a day. Of all the quirks he's got. This is the one that's going to set me off. I'm telling you right now. Having a boss. Call me. All of these pet names, not only as unprofessional, you're diminishing me into this small, non-serious entity, like it's affecting me on a personal level.

I mean, my family has come through war. I mean, bomb doesn't eat your own child. You know, I spent my early childhood to have it do self-foods and vegetables in the market with my mother, so you could buy me milk.

And I took that milk and I would sell that milk, so I could buy basket and I'd take those baskets and fill it with more vegetables and sell the basket full of vegetables.

And then I would buy cheese. And the point is, I've overcome so much of my life to become a strong independent person, and I want to be sure and respect. And I want to be treated as such, and that matters to me. It's absolutely right. She totally deserves respect. She doesn't even have to even sew in a war story, but I liked it because it's even more like don't call me honey. I went through war, like what a great, what a great card to play. Like if you have the war card, oh, use it. Well, I like the L.A. plays that card even over like simple things. Like when he was like, could you, you know, you know, I've tired. He said something a couple weeks like I've tired.

I had bombs falling in my head when I was eight. I liked that she not only has the work hard, she also has the post work hard of like selling vegetables in the market just to get milk. I was like, oh, beautiful. It's like shit. Like no pun intended chef's kiss. Like that is just like use that card, like just take, get the mileage out of it because you deserve it if you've been through that. Have you ever tried off loading two day old? Oh crap. Just for some 2% milk. So he's like, well, tell him directly that you don't like it. Well, which is actually, I don't know how Joao became like a somewhat sensible decent person, but he did.

“And I think that's what she needs to do, but she doesn't. That's where things go. That's where things take a turn.”

I mean, I think if Ben was doing all of this and you told him like, hey, Ben, I don't like that, and he continued or he gave you attitude or something like that, but you have to at least tell him. Right. So I mean, it seems that the logic would be, yeah, oh, you should say like, hey, I don't, please not call me that. Yes, I think in a workplace it gets tricky, especially if you're supervisor. This is where it's a good time for there to be an HR. And unfortunately, there's not really an HR on these boats. So, um, I don't know, that's, if anything, it might actually be a good idea for her to go to the captain, because he's the captain to HR.

You know, and be like, I don't want to make this a big thing, and I don't want to change those stuff, but like, you know, I don't really know how to approach this. She's sort of going HR like actually respect her going to Joao and getting some advice from like a leadership person in the boat. Um, like, I think my first instinct as like on a human basis with how much we talk about these shows and it personal interactions. So I was like, well, tell the person, how you feel. But I just don't know if it's as cut and dry as that when you're in a work environment, unfortunately, and also when you're a woman and your supervisor is a man.

“Yada, yada, and yada. Well, I guess you have to communicate it is what I'm saying to communicate it.”

Yeah, somebody has somebody else to tell him. So anyway, so he's like, tell him, so she's like, okay, I appreciate it. I mean, so then it's the next morning for our restore charter.

And at least he goes to the crew mess in Jason's there and she's like morning captain, I must apologize, cap for the helmet. Well, I happen again, but really hope to never have it again.

He's like, I would like that. That's it. That's all you're giving her. She did not wear that helmet after fucking up all charter and you had to leave your viewing of real house. Well, I have to Salt Lake City to take care of her at dinner. That's it. Yeah. Cut her off from M&Ms or something. I like, I want to see something here.

“I think I'm like ready for Alicia to go quite frankly. So she says, I love music.”

I don't care. I'm not ready for her to go. Yeah, I love her. I think she's really funny. And I love when anybody fights and it just cuts to her face and she's like smiling. She's like, oh my god, I love this.

She's like, I love this. He looks the mess. So she tells us getting the disco ball helmet was a real pain point for me.

I've already cried a couple of times. I've already gone to captain sang. I want to quit and to be given a second chance like for me.

It means the sexer really fucking high and I could be gone instantly. I'm like, yeah, you could be gone, which is why you shouldn't be fucking up so much and getting that helmet. And then you can't even be responsible enough to take the helmet with you.

“I think she just left it on purpose because she didn't want to look stupid in the helmet. You know, well, there's that too.”

Which is even worse. So she's like, don't worry. I'm a one time pony. And he's like, you've just got to turn it on, right? You've just got to turn it on. That fire that we all see new releases are just getting you doesn't really might see much. She's just kind of blanks, blankly. He gives us hundreds of Sims and blank blank blank. Well, you've just got to turn it on. Please don't cry. Please don't cry. So then we go to the galley and Benson there and he's like, they all are the instant coffee is please. I really need some instant coffee to learn a clubella.

Jesus. I've never touched the instant coffee.

He's like, fuck man. Who was these dishes like, they're still food on it. He's like, well, I need to wake the fuck up and go for a swim and quickly. I just want to wake up. It's going to be good for us. It'll be good. It'll be like we both took us to a mix up. I'm the only one swimming and you're doing the dishes. So just going to jump in the water. That's it. I've just got to jump in the water after doing dishes badly at your, your here, rebadied that situation. All right. Chuck Loops. See you later. It's like, ah, okay. Are you fucking kidding me right now? I'm doing my best, but he's really pushing it.

And then we see him. He's, like, putting on a bathroom, heading down the water. Getting a bit laying there, staring up at the sun.

It's like definitely giving like 1920s like wellness or treat like, oh, I've got to get the salt error to like clean my lungs out and he's just, yeah, legislating. And she's like, oh, for fuck's sake. She was like, okay, if you do, if you work extra hard, then you can start later and else I'm later. So I tell you, but so like, so it makes it alright. Because she's like, complain to Daisy about this and she's like, I got to work and he's not even there. And you know, you're right thinking he piece. Daisy is like, you're completely valid and watch her sign and it's not fair that it's coming down on you.

I wasn't really listening to what you're saying. I just figured I'd give you some of my standard Daisy advice, so I can get out of this room and start doing what I have to do for the day.

“Ali has come in as a hard worker and I really think pennies to address this problem to start.”

You know, I'm not in generally more or less unless Tom and the guest bathrobe. So she's like, I've got your back on that, I've got your back on that, I do. I'm completely agree with you one hundred person. So now Jason radios the engineers because the new oven is arriving and it just cuts to bed and floating in the water. It's like make it make a wish for Ben, you know, it's like, make your mom wish come true day. So, um, Alicia's like, we should put a bow on the oven. If I think of worship and somebody gave me a stapler with a bow on it, I would throw the stapler at their head. This is not a gift.

This is a work to you are forcing me to use this stapler. How dare you treat it like it's a gift. I want a gold watch. I want my fins. I wish we were like an a wacky 80s comedy. We're Ellie. We're so mad that she like did some sort of curse and then like Ben became the oven and the oven became Ben. They had like a body switch because she was so mad and now she has to like communicate with us oven somehow the oven's like.

“Okay and my at 350 what was that you said that it could be called. My chef the oven. It's actually more of a sitcom idea now that I think about it. I have to pitch it to one of others.”

Warner Brothers is going to be like the lead has no charisma. You're like it's an oven. It's a British apothecary whose body was sent into the oven. What don't you get about this show. It's an oven. It doesn't talk does it move. No, it can't move. It's an oven. All right. Like the pitch. 24 episodes 24 episodes give it a full. And gets done. He gets done by electric eel while he's swimming and dies just at this exact same moment that they plug in up the oven for the first time in his soul enters the oven and he becomes the oven.

And Ellie becomes the head chef but she doesn't truly know what to do. So she's but no one no one can know that the oven is banned. So there's a lot of hijinks where Ellie is like talking to the oven and then Daisy also. Why isn't this oven cooking my chicken bombs fell on my head? Like take that custard silia. Honey, this is a calm not the good moment to talk about war.

Yeah, this is where you're proud of replacing an oven. So Ben's like, wow, look at that. It's massive. Look at this. I'm adulterated potential in a box. It's like, let.

“Yes, yes, that's what I think about every time I turn on the TV. So Jenna is like Jenna and Eddie are cleaning the bar and Jenna is saying.”

No, I still call it. We need to be professional. It's like definitely. I'm being a big boy now. And I'm in the process of learning my lesson. I'm just going to play and be myself. And I think she'll come around. I'm like, that's going to make it even more. Honestly, don't be yourself. Maybe she'll want me more tomorrow. So then we go to Jason and it's preference. She'd meeting time everybody. All right. Here we go. We go charter number four four four four four four four four day chart. Everybody. No, no, no, God. Oh, God. Is that even legal? All right. The claim has been marked after not having an official wedding party.

Their main goal is to have a once in a lifetime memorable celebration of their love years together with their group of best friends. They are gay. Get as many party city rainbows as you can possibly buy.

All right. And now a lot of five sent rainbow themed things. They are homosexuals. They only respond to rainbows.

“Now let's go to glamorous Tampa Florida three weeks ago where we meet Mark. And he's one of the co-primaries in his playing fetch with his dog. Are you a stalk if you will?”

And Clay tells us I was actually looking for some new clothes and I didn't have, I guess, fashion style and Mark was the associate. They came up to me and said, Would you like me to help you? And so he did. And I said, all by the way, I'm very wealthy and the rest is history girl. This is like an old man, young man situation. That man went into a Tommy Bahamas and went home with the sales person. You see you look. Janet, this is a very Janet positive episode. Yeah, but it also shows that she can just stay on land and it might even be easier.

Well, we even ease your bad thing. What's good about Mark and those situations is you have the wealthy person and they're feeling vulnerable because they're not sure about their decision. And then you can come in with authority and there could be like a Florence Nightingale situation, but instead of it being that like this nurse who saved you, it's like you're the person who gave someone really good fashion advice. And for us gay is that is kind of like a nurse who's gay who saved your fashion sense.

Yeah, but did he because we see some outfits on clay and I'm like, I don't know. Well, it's like I got this at Tampa Fashion Week. So Mark is like, um, he's like, I thought he was handsome kind and genuine. So we exchanged numbers and next thing you know, I'm on a yacht, sipping espresso martinis and I'm a Mosa.

“So clay bass, it was like, yeah, let me show you why you should be interested in me. I'm taking you on a yacht in the rest.”

Yeah, sure. There you go. So clay is like, we've been married a few years now. We don't we didn't have a big shindegue. If you will. This is our big event to celebrate our wedding. And then Jason's like, all right, Clay and Mark are joined by their friends Michelle Alex Christine to say mirror. Mark sister Sophie. I'll just keep naming names. We've got 75 people coming on board. Clay and Mark would like a yacht group to set up our renewal on the Sunday because they want to make sure that their relationship is doomed.

And they would love Captain Jason to officiate because they want to also make sure they can go to sleep quickly.

The pressure is real. Like, this is supposed to be the most important day of their lives and that's coming from me and my team. This is going to be a law. It's a law.

Look, it's four days. It's going to be busy. You've got to come out. You've got to come out of this raw actually like empty in the tank. Okay, it was. So get to it. So everyone is prepping the boat cleaning and cleaning and in the gallery. They bend. Of course, they, they include every single bend like instance of saying sweetie and honey and whatever because this is the blow up episode. So he's like, "Alas, sweetie, you're right. Squishy, yellow. How are you feeling?" So he's just like looking at the oven. This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. I wonder if I can guess swimming in it.

And she's like, "Well, listen, Pat. Sometimes I see Ellie in there, you're not. I'm about to worry she's going to get burnt out." He's like, "Well, they even talk about well, I saw her there work in the other day and I didn't know if you're clocked off. And I don't know if what that's the way it's scheduled or you know if you're just being late or something."

I've got to get 10. I've got to get that sweet salty water right in the middle of my belly button. You know how it is, days. Come all days."

Look, I tremendously value Ellie. I was all I'd like to call her, "You wish in burns."

“And you know, if two in a row exclaim that I'm the worst possible boss in the world, where does that leave me?”

Still there's an accomplice chef in them as two people who complain a lot as it is. But I mean, I might be the worst boss in the world at that point. Maybe I am.

Maybe custody caps has a thought about this that might be true.

"It's just the nature of the beast. It's not designed for the fate of heart. And I'm lucky to have her because she is a trooper. She is a trooper." So I think part of this is how he's setting expectations. I think it should be like, "Listen, I am the chef. You are not even a sous chef. You're an assistant. And your job is to clean my dishes."

“And cut things when I tell you to. And that's it.”

I'm going to finish first and you're going to have to clean all the dishes. And it sucks, but you're working your way up in the kitchen. And it's a lowly job. And eventually you work your way up. But right now, it's your first time. This is all you get to do. Because I think by setting it up like, "Where are you, darling?"

And all this stuff. It's like, "Well, then why am I doing all the dishes?" "Well, you're doing all the dishes because that's your job."

So, I don't know. I mean, this goes beyond the honey pie sweety stuff. Honestly. Yeah, I think it's okay to be like, unfortunately, you have to get haze. You do have to do the cleaning. That's the way it is. But for sure, the honey pie and boo-boo and all that stuff, that's definitely going on. Yeah, that's a separate thing. That's a separate thing. Obviously, it needs to change that shit up.

“So, then we got a Alicia and Jenna in the laundry room. And Alicia's like, "Oh my God, you know, it's like 945, everything's in an absolute state. We're going to have guests in like two hours of it. We're going to clean clean clean clean."”

So, let me go back to the galley with Ben and Ellie. And he's like, "Uh-huh. I just wanted to have a quick chat there. All right, my little chocolate chin." "All right, I asked back today, is he?" She brought it to my attention. That quite often, she sees you doing dishes and stuff that I'm sitting down. And so, "Yes, well, the biggest issue for me was that I felt it was very incentive on your part to just up and leave." And just leave me on my onto clean. I really didn't like that. That upset me. We're one team. And it's perfectly like a mistake, Ben, honestly. And you know, be like, "Oh, I just don't have the mental capacity. Like, what about me? It's incentive. I so dveged about."

"Well, I'm sorry about that. Fudgy follicles. It was very incentive. And just communicate with me. He's like, "If you think I'm missing something, but be nice about it. Just, you know, give me a job. You know, that'll be pretty cool." "Yeah, well, uh, you want to job?" "Okay." "It's just like, okay, well, sorry that happened. Sorry that happened. Let's give a hug." "Tida." "Tida." "Oh, yeah. I'll lead Tida." "Hah, lead Tida." "Yes." "Good job, I hope you know." "Nice." "I don't know. I got in on this, uh, Tida." "Oh, I would really like to be in on this." "Oh, it was too hard. It was too hard. Need a soft throat."

"Uh, so now, um, Daisy is, you know, bossing everybody around to get clean. Get the book cleaned and stuff. And Alicia is still worried about laundry, and she's neglects the beds, even after she was told only concentrated on the beds. "So then, uh, Daisy and Joao are in the crew mess." "Yeah, and Daisy's like, "Hello. How are you on deck?" He's like, "Well, would you want to come and watch some windows with me?" "Uh-huh." "And Daisy's like, "No, what are you doing after a season? Are you going back to work?"

"And he's like, "Well, I might just go back home. To be honest, I split my time between Mayorka and South Africa, specifically Zim." "So she goes, "So was palm-eye your home?" "So where it was, I had a house with my ex. Here comes us as story from Zim." "And she goes, "Well, what? When did you break up? It was November of last year. Is she Spanish? She's German. Does she have arms?" "She has three of them. How did that happen?" "I don't know. That's why we broke up too many arms." "Ah, she's German. So you're a lot of foreign girl, don't you?" "And he's like, "Uh-huh-huh-huh, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "She's like, "Ah, I'll just German. It's like going around the world. Now Irish, have you dated an Irish girl before then?" "No, no, actually, I haven't." "What about you?" "No, I haven't dated an Irish girl. But I don't have very successful relationships. Why? Have you watched this show?" "Do any of the countries you live in show this show?" "Garry."

"Okay." "I'm probably a kind of person. I'm just a traction to them." "Absolutely, decades." "Yeah, I like a decade. Well, what qualities do you look for?" "Well, I like secure people. Somebody who doesn't put me down, men find me difficult. You know?" "Oh, wait, you know, it's intimidating." "Yes, it's kind of hot." "Well, yeah, maybe to intimidating. Maybe that's the word. 'Cause it takes a long time. It takes so long to break down my walls. Or like, whatever the fuck is going on inside of me. Yeah, it's kind of suck.

"Yeah, I feel like they're trying to make this happen, and I just don't, I don't believe this. I'm not, I'm feeling no chemistry." "No, you're best." "No, I think they're like, well, I'm below deck. We're supposed to do this, all right. Let's give it a, let's give it the old go."

“"Wow, I like deck heads, but I'm not a deck head this season. So, but very, very good person this season. Let's give over the girlfriend broke up with me part. It's not going to do that."”

"Yes, it was for Leon, isn't why that all happened. Nothing bad happened at all. I am charming. Look at me smiling and being supportive."

So, now we go, at least he is still doing laundry, because she's just in there for the reason, and then in the galley, it bends like, "All right, I'm just going to pop this in the oven. I love you to check it out. You know about kicks, don't you?" "Uh, what? Yes, remember I have story about working in bigger yet at the war?" "Uh, well, yes, so do the cake. Back in the day, I used to get fucking punched and kicked and frying pan thrown at my head and I was like, "Yeah, cheers mate. I learned a lot from that. That was great. But this day and age, you can't really do that. Sad that you can't throw a cast iron screw at someone's head, just because they forgot to put the toothpick into cake, but I guess I'm growing."

"Yeah, it's funny how he's like, "Yeah, I used to get abuse, so I'm not going to be abusive. I'm going to be nice, like this." "Do you know what a cake is? Do you want the stamp cakes that'll sweeten, muffle, muffle, muffle, muffle, muffle, mumps?" "Well, she had literally just made an amazing birthday cake, like two charters to go. Remember, she made that thing, the edges that were sharp and clean and beautiful. And she put the strawberries on top. She like killed the cake assignment. And I was like, "Do you understand the concept of the cake?"

"You know what flowers are, I'm not talking about the things that grow in the ground." "So now we go to Mike and Daisy and she's like, "Oh, you're ready for the new charter, I'm like." "And he's like, "I literally cannot wait. No, I'm being serious. I feel like this with this charter. I'm going to copy it with the positive mindset. I'm just what I keep learning and proving."

"You know, I just what I keep improving. I'm what I'm doing. I just what you did out. I've got your back. Got your back, guys. Got your back."

“"I'm going to do something that no one in the past five years has seen me do. I'm going to smile, Mike. I think that's so great. Not a lot of people can self-reflect."”

"We need to say that the gum is the smile. Too late. It's closed up again. You'll have to wait again another six years." "Come here and come here, Hulk, Mike. Give me a hug." "And he's like, "Oh, all right. I love it. Lovely as well, by the way." "I can't Mike. Shut up, Mike." "I can't Mike. I can't Mike. So gross."

"I know. Lisa is still doing laundry and she says she's about to have a mental breakdown, which is exactly how I feel watching her about to have a mental breakdown." "Yeah. She's not going to win the worker of the year award. That's for sure." "No." "Well, I'm getting real, conscious at home." "Guys."

"Oh, for folks sake."

“"So we see that Alicia has left piles of towels on the floor."”

"Uh, Daisy's like, "Oh, for folks sake, why did she do that?" "40 minutes until we need to be ready. Come on." "Yeah. Why is it like that?" "And Jenna's like, "I'm just gonna fall, drop it, put it away, rock, rock." "So, Daisy, Alicia, just be wary of the things I just are from now on."

"That includes boyfriends." "Yeah." "So, um, now she's telling us Mark and Clay looks super cute. She's so excited. She loves guys." "So now we go to the galley and, uh, Ellie's like, "I put the fish in the fridge." "Oh, thank you, sweetie. That's great. Wow. That's a good start."

"Thank you, darling. My little, my little cookies, cubitas." "Do you, great job." "And, um, the gays come on board and Daisy gives them the tour." "They, they'd love it." "And, um, then the decoru is helping the anchors pull up."

"And it's fine." "It's actually, there's not even any drama." "It's just like you blink and the boat's already, like, heading out to sea." "Oh, they're like, "Well, okay." "Well, I guess we're not watching below deck anymore."

"We, we, not that we're saying there is drama when the anchors come up." "But usually we have a 10 minute process and a commercial break to make us think the boats about to sink." "And this time they just let the boat just go out to sea without any issues." "I was like, okay, great." "Yeah, I'll tell you."

"Oh, so then I guess didn't." "They've got enough going on today without relying on anchor drama." "So, um, the guests are unpacking and when lady opens her closet and there's like a panty liner on the wall of the closet on the inside wall."

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I've never seen anything like this in my life.

"There's a party on it, my closet, Daisy."

"She's on the floor having explosives." "It's a patty liner." "Who did that?" "Who did that?" "I was trying to think about it.

The last order were those women.

“I just don't see any of those women doing that."”

"I don't see any of..." "Was there any of..." was there any of those women in the Mecca? I don't think that entire crew. I just don't see anyone doing that. They didn't get like drunk and crazy enough to do something like that. The one before that was that.

"What if it was Mecca?" She just reached down, grabbed it and slammed it on the wall and said, "You know what? That is my best." "You just got Mecca!" "Is this your best?" "And the charter before that was the bottom dancer with like the white powdery face."

So like, was it... You know what? It probably was, but it's probably was there since the real house.

It's a Salt Lake City. Probably Heather slapped it on there.

It's hilarious. Look at me being a wild girl right now. "I actually would believe that 100%. And they just don't clean the interior closet walls." "They don't know when noticed. You know when noticed? No one saw it. I think that..."

It's either that or the producers just slapped it on there to create some drama. I can actually see Heather maybe Bronwyn. I mean, Bronwyn did, you know, instigate the Uni attack doing something like that. Or Whitney, for sure. This is like, or Brittany, like, Brittany thinks she's being hilarious. I think it's all like...

You know, it could be like 90% of the cast of Salt Lake City and I would believe it. Yeah. So Daisy comes in and she sees it and she goes, "Why is it there Daisy? Why is it there? It's not Banywiner." It's like, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. We'll get this clean for ya."

And Mike's just cracking up. He's like, "Uh-uh, I'm sorry. It was about... That's a bit down, that's a question. It was about to be down. Why didn't the coal be? I would've been there for him. Love her." Yeah.

Yeah. And I'm like, "To whoever's petting line of that is..." You look great, by the way.

“So someone else was like, "You must go soak your hand with some bleach because you don't know where that's been."”

I mean, Chloe, it's been around like, "I'm so sorry about that." So I like the band. Clearly, she's been around. Only slut put their panty liners on the inside. Clot.

Well, that's a slutty wall if I ever saw one. Closet of the sluts. So of course Mike gets to down to his primary job, which is going to every single room of this boat and telling everyone, "What happened?"

It's like, "Hey, Ben, guess what? I'll bet the guest here does this and there's a panty line of stuck on the cardboard." And they stuck it to the wall and they found it. So glad I was in one cabin. You've been in a cabin and you all share responsibility for this.

I firmly believe this panty line was there for weeks. Weeks, I tell you, and no one saw it. So now we go to Alicia taking drink orders and the gates are like, "Um, I do not have to make a paper airplane." I do. Good drink. I thought you meant a physical one.

But I can learn. It's like, yeah, it's called paper plane. I mean a paper plane. What is a paper plane? I have, you know, we're obviously going to look it up right now.

But also, like, I kind of don't believe at least you can make a real paper plane anyway. It's like, "Look guys, I made a paper plane." It's like, "That's just a watered up ball of paper." But it's a plane. It can fly. I swear, could fly. Oh, mommy was right.

I shouldn't have tried to go to aviation school. The paper plane is a modern classic cocktail made with equal parts. Birbin, apparel, amuro, nonino, and fresh lemon juice. Shaking and served up with a cup with a in a coop or cocktail glass. With a lemon twist garnish.

His known for its balanced, sweet, sour and bitter profile. The bright moment read Hugh and was created by bartender Sam Ross in 2008. Named after the MIA song. That was wondering if actually it was related to that. Guys, that was wondering. I already know.

Like I already know. Like, I was like so wide. Like I actually answered it. And my head, I should have said that a lot. Like this, man. Like I was like, "Guys, it's obviously a cocktail based off of MIA."

I wonder what you think.

I've been watching The Traders UK season 4, which is amazing.

Don't worry. I won't say any spoilers about it. Because it is the best season I've seen. You should definitely watch it. It's honestly going to watch it. It's so good.

So anyway, almost I would say like most, I don't want to stay percentage because I keep saying 90% today. I don't know why I keep saying that. But I would say that most of the round tables they get the person and then the person is not a trader.

And then someone goes, "I knew what I told you guys." You never said anything. What are you talking about? They're one of those people in the game. You play trouble.

You'll pursue it. I knew it. No, you didn't. Or you would have answered that.

“Like why are you saying I knew it at the last second?”

You did not. Get points. You're saying you knew.

Just a person.

“Random person on the traders I haven't watched.”

Yeah, a person probably named Harry or, you know, Jamma. Jamma. Jamma.

Jamma. Jamma. Or... I'm only... I'm trying to think of like, like,

all the British names I've learned over the years from the British UK, like from LeBound, UK and I can't think of any of them. So, um, don't say that. Let's talk to LeBound. You know what?

Yeah. So that's it. This cocktail does it look good. I can't tell if it looks good. It looks sweet.

To me, no. It's too, uh, too fruity and bitter from me. Push. Like, a little, a little apparel goes a long way. I mean, I enjoy an apparel spritz as much as anyone else,

“but like, when there's too much apparel,”

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