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No duck down under season 4 episode 4. Text you. Text tension. Well, you may have forgotten that powdered face Ellie Kemper was on this boat and making everyone's lives hell.
Her name is Annette and when we last saw her, she was on the verge of death lying on the beach suffering from self diagnosed, heat stroke, overheating, melting into the sand, soon to leave. I'm dying on my tropical vacation in the sun at the beach on a tropical vacation. What if I die?
I'm glad they don't have pillows on the beach because I would have put that thing over your face. Yeah. Now she was being wildly over dramatic, literally every other person, every crew member, every other person on vacation, every person at the beach, every person holding a camera,
was fine, wandering around and she's floundering around like, "It's over!"
“But that being said, she had actually, I think, good cause to be annoyed because she was”
on the beach.
She was an idiot for not bringing her bathing suit in the first place.
But when they, she said, "Can you go back and get my bathing suit?" Eddie went, got the bathing suit and then sat around, like the idiot that he is. So I too would be annoyed if I were her. No, no. He's not an idiot.
I'm going to stand up for Eddie here. I was the last week he had to have been waiting for the food. There's no other reason he's just going to sit there. And in the after show he said, "Yes, Jason told him to sit there and wait for the food because Jason thought the food was coming right out."
So he can't go over there and disregard the captain. Of course we didn't see this in the show, so that's kind of unfair to bring it into evidence. But just for the Eddie's an idiot thing, he's not going to sit there outside the boat for no reason. That one play around.
Did he tell Captain Jason that a net needed her bathing suit and Captain Jason's like, "Well, wait for the food. I just don't believe that." Yeah, I think it's so they had to come back and get the bathing suit and have to go back and Jason said, "Well, wait cause the food's coming right out."
Because Ben is down there. He's making wraps, by the way. It's not like he's making this glorious fabulous meal. It's making wraps. Okay.
And they still were not coming out there, we're taking him forever and Jason didn't want him to leave and then now the food's out and now they're waiting for food and complaining about the food too. So, you know, ultimately the lady is addicted to embossing people around. Oh, go ahead.
You have more to say.
Well, here's the thing though.
As we're about to see Eddie then complains, well, I didn't know that I had to bring them right back. Right?
“So if Captain Jason said you have to wait here, why is he then protesting that, "Oh, I didn't”
know I had to bring them right back." So something is, I think what happened was, he was like, "Oh, I have to get this woman's bathing suit, but is there anything you need me to bring back when I go back?" And Jason's like, "Well, what about the food?" He's like, "Okay, I'll wait for the food and when the food's ready, I'll take the food back
and her bathing suit." I don't think that he really laid this woman really wants me that wants to go swimming. So I got to bring these back to her right now. He did not convey that part, I believe, to Captain Jason because he said as much in about
Five seconds, like, "Oh, I didn't realize I didn't realize you never said tha...
had to come back right away."
Here's what happens.
“These rich people do stupid shit and then they turn us against each other.”
And now it's us fighting and then it's to service people fighting and then it's like, who's in charge? That lady is an asshole. Here's the evidence. The lady told us that her favorite story is that they were on a cruise to Greece and that
she left her favorite pillow at the hotel and she had to send the Captain back to get her pillow. Isn't that just adorable of her? So she's already got a king, which is making people do stupid shit for her. Like, "Lips, I forgot it, go retrieve it, throwing stuff like a dog, like they're a dog."
And fuck this lady, for not being able to go in the damn water and her stupid little cover-up thing. Put it on in that and now she's fighting, you know, now the poor people are fighting against each other instead of eating the rich. Eat the rich.
That's what I say. Your lunch is late and eat that bony ghost, eat that Victorian hook or ghost eater. So nice. Yeah. That's good.
I'm looking up in the Annette Perry.
She is a partner and project manager at Grand. I'm looking, this is... And everyone does well.
“Just as 'cause she looks down, Grand development, by the way, her LL and her heart linked”
in photo tells a very different story of this. She has a totally different look on her linked in. She has a bit more hair. Put it up. I want to see it.
Okay. Is it the same link? Yeah. Are you feeling good? There's a lot of Annette Perry's.
Here we go. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. You know?
Some people have a picture. Some people have a picture up. Some people want to link in, so I'm not concerned about boxing myself. Here she is. Do you see her?
Yeah, Annette Perry. That is definitely her. She's still got the white makeup. White makeup. She's granted.
But like this is not like the same person we saw in the low deck. This looks like someone. They took a picture of her coming out of a bar and Norwalking out of get. So she's great. I guess she's part of a, she's part of a grand development LLC.
Whatever that is. I don't think this counts as doxing by the way because it's linked in its public. Okay. I just, I don't know. No, it's not.
Doxing is not perfect. Yeah. Doxing is not perfect. When you reveal it, it's like an information. Yeah.
Yeah, she still looks like a creepy doll. But with worse bleached hair this time. Yeah. So anyway, she sucks. So she's dying.
And I'm rooting for the sun. And then Eddie is still on the yacht and Eddie, you know, Eddie's like no one's told me how the gravity of how desperate they're meeting the bathing suit back there. And Daisy is like, well, when I go to a coffee shop and said like a cappuccino. I don't, I don't, I don't mean in fucking 14 minutes.
I mean, now, I don't have to say I'd like a cappuccino. Now, please, Mr. Barry stop. I mean, except don't you, Daisy? Cause if you tell me that Daisy Keller goes into a coffee shop and doesn't go, I'd like a cold brew.
Now, I'm like, can I get your name man? Five minutes ago. That's my name. That's when I was expected. That's going off.
Oh, my, my cup of tea. No, no, please. Oh, really, you're talking about time to get the smiley face onto my cup. But you didn't have time to just throw it out here. By the way, that's hard. I think you've got time to clean.
Starbucks apparently had some county white county wide nationwide meeting where they're like, okay, people are getting into fights because, you know, for a while after the Kirk guy got shot, people were going in there and being like, my name is Charlie Kirk. And then they would scream out Charlie Kirk, your drink is ready.
And then people would be like, they were starting fights in Starbucks over names basically
is what was happening. So I guess they had some kind of, and I'm getting this all from like a comment on one of our posts. So they had a meeting and they stopped putting the name on the drink and now they will put something like have a great day.
Or wow, isn't it beautiful outside? Or be better, you know, something like they'll put a positive, although that was pretty judgmental. They'll put a positive thing, or they did, then they just started putting a smiley face. And then the other day I got a Starbucks and it wasn't even a smiley face, it was a straight
line with two eyes.
“And I was like, so now it's a frowny face, like, what the fuck Starbucks?”
Wait, apathetic face, you know, and now they just didn't put anything to, today I didn't get it. It does not have your name on it at all. Well, it's typed, it's typed on the side with my drink court. I think that's sad.
I think that's sad. We have, like, we as humans can't control ourselves enough, but also it's sad that, like, as, you know, I'm not going to blame ourselves. I'm going to blame the corporation for being, like, so cowardly that they just can't deal with a little bit of spiciness in their stores.
Okay, like, you know, pranking people or creating, causing a stir through Starbucks cups is an age-old tradition. And it's, you know, it's not what it's used for taste this means if someone gets murdered or whatever. And like, don't deprive the rest of us for years to come of silly moments of, yeah, some
Of us are currently selling us have a good day, is that kind of, you know?
Yeah.
“Well, I guess we should have all known as we can go downhill when they turn that Christmas”
cup red for one year.
Oh, my God, a red cup with no decorations.
Wait, or raise Christ from Christmas, am I right? No culture. Why don't we just call it must. Okay, let's call it must. So we go back to the beach picnic and to how is like, oh, those suits are coming on the way. They're on the way. They're coming from the same. The sim suits are on the way. Christian, it's a prototype today. Christian's like, yes. Oh, I'm going to talk like that. Christian's like, yes, number three. Wow.
He's been, because the husband has to be super nice, because he's married to such a pill that he, oh, shit, I got my head above that. Oh, wow. You overcrowstered you yourself. Hell, that I did. I wore stimuli. I was doing jazz hands in here. The, the husband has to
overcompensate for his wife being such a pill. So she's so nasty that he has to walk around
me like, hey, it's me Christian. It's my birthday. We're excited for horse day. Yes, wrong kind of horse. Wrong kind of horse. Okay, there's many different kinds of horses. Am I right? So there's still making this lunch at Ben's. I did. We do the tuna. We have a done the tuna fuck. And Jason's watching. Like, the Kelly's hit tomming issues problem with the clock preparation. I need to step in there with skating on the noise. And I'm sure we guess
“on happy. I wouldn't be happy. That's why I'm going to wrap this tune in at Camino. Give”
a little spritz some icing to your scent and send it to the beach. Welcome. This is a signature scent sandalwood tuna. Hope you enjoy. Make anybody horny by me. Jason's like, yeah, this is all wrong. So I'm going to stand here and look blank. I'd tell I came to him. So Ben's like, generally, a captive will not help me with the meal, but this one dressed it to come out now slightly embarrassing, but I'll take it. And back to the next big neck
in that is still like, oh my god. What am I right now? The other Victorian dolls on Mr. Glass faces. Someone give her a folly ball with a face on it. She needs it right
now. She needs a Wilson. She is just going through it. So finally, Eddie arrives 42 minutes
later, which honestly, like, that's ridiculous. I would be pissed. It doesn't matter what happened. I would be pissed. Well, because the other thing, by the way, Daisy has, like, messaging me like, like, adding all the idea. What was that thing? So it's like, it should not have taken that long. And so Jason heads over. It's going to head over with the food soon and Daisy is like, Jason has Jason had it all over with a fold and Eddie's like, yeah,
he was coming in three minutes, but like, what the fucking fuck? I'm going to lose my shit in a second. Oh, I'm sorry that you're bothered right now. I'm sorry that you are burdened when you have, you know, young Miss Havishim belting on the sand over a year. Okay. Like, you're not the one who is put out at the moment. Yeah, I'm still team Eddie. I wish he burned that suit. Or I wish he brought her the wrong thing. I wish he brought her, like,
one of her ball-gandancing dresses. It was like, well, this is the wrong thing. Just to make her stop her kink of making people go fetch things for her. I wish they just did everything wrong, because this lady's too much. So he's like, well, you know, I mean, it's just a communication because I've been waiting here. You know, no, Zim Zim, Eddie, Zim, Eddie, you know, didn't you hear it? And so he's like, okay, whatever. So Daisy greets the guests
coming back from the bar of from the sand bars and Jwells, giving handing out this swimsuit. And then that just runs, she's like, I need to change. And I was like, you'll want me to come here. So I kind of need to care at this point. So she puts on a little swimsuit and runs into the water and frolics and it's all fine. Then she gets in the water. She's like, yeah, I need coral to be closer to me. So people start running around to move coral
closer. Everyone's worried about the coral being bleached, but I kind of think it's nice
“that color because basically, like, that's her. I think that's like, I think bleached coral”
is her, like, that's her her mood board. Yeah, her LinkedIn picture for sure. She's like, I want my makeup to make me look like bleached coral. So then they're eating their food, while they kind of lie around in the sea in the water. And then, oh my god, it's just wrong to be eating fish in the sea. I mean, you eat cows on the land. What's the difference? She's fucking mass murderers. Just enjoy it. Enjoy your psychosis. It's time for commercial. It's time for a
crap and it's commercial. Meanwhile, in the galley, Ben and Ellie are doing their thing and Ben is like, oh,
Fuck, it's been a rush full day, right?
but trust me, I'm getting it right. I'm struggling in this space because it's just like,
everywhere I look as a fucking disaster, right? And we see a montage of Ben not being able to find a
“knife or a grater. And so that's why obviously lunches like an hour late, because if you can't find”
that grater for 10 seconds, everything is disaster. And I've really struggling right now to move as quickly as I can. I just don't have the confidence. I've been on the yacht for six years. Secondly, I broke up with my fiancee. I might have hurt. She cheated on me with one of my best friends. The end of all of life got possessed by key hair that I could not feel any off of my head. So is it Fieri or Fieri? I think I used to say Guy Fieri and I think you told me it was Fieri. Is that
correctering? I can't imagine that I was like, it'll be like Guy Fieri. Guys, make sure you
honor Guy Fieri. I don't know if it's Fieri or Fieri. It's probably, it's probably Fieri if you were to like, you know, like it sounds like, is it a, is it a, is it a, is it a, I'm, he's Latino, right? Is it a Latino last name? Or is it an Italian last name? I don't know. As far as I'm concerned, his culture is drive-ins and dives. His culture is yelling at us with sunglasses on the back of his head. Did we mention that we saw him? We were very close proximity to Guy Fieri just about a week and a half.
Yeah, I was going to say for somebody who doesn't care about Guy Fieri, you're pretty excited to see him. I was like, oh my god, we're right by Guy Fieri right now. He's like, no, I wasn't, I wasn't excited to see him. I was excited at the concept of us being close to him. He was just as Guy Fieri as you'd expect. Hey, stand up, Linda. That's Mark. That's not, I've lived out. Stand up, Linda. Stand up,
“Linda. I was like, let Linda sit down. Guy, Linda loved it. I think Linda has spent years”
being like, oh, wow, I got some just lambda. I'm not going to get any attention. Guess I'll go watch you cook another steak, a fucking food show. So we started being like, I can do it on my wife, Linda, listen, Linda is the one who puts the sunglasses on the back of my head every day. So Linda, take a bow. Take a bow, Linda. So, okay. So Guy Fieri, by the way, Guy legally changes last name from Fieri back to Italian Fieri to matches true heritage. I had it all this time
I thought he was Latino. So he's Italian, I guess. Guess so. I found it homophobic. You didn't want to be Fieri anymore. So he just changed his name. Well, E-Racer, E-Racer. Well, here we go. There we go. Okay. You learned something today. We learned something about somebody nobody wants to learn anything about. But there you go. So we go back, we learn Ethan. Yeah, easy to out or talking drinking die cooks. Daisy is like, just imagine tomorrow we'll be having a drink and I hope when I order it,
“it just comes out instead of taking 45 minutes. What's your projections for tomorrow night?”
Well, I don't know. I think E-Racer is going to still try with E-Racer. And Daisy's like, E-Racer, even though she has a boyfriend, I mean, it's fair play if he's still going to try. I say go for it. And when I say go for it, I mean go for it. Now! Yeah, I don't think he'll be able to resist if he has a few drinks in him. Ha ha ha ha. So then E-Racer in the crew mess and he puts his arms around her and cracks her back.
She's like, "Could you do the jumping one?" And then the jumping one, he's jumping up and he doesn't
make cracks her back. And oh, someone could lift me like that. Never had my back crack like that.
I'm so alone. Cut to Jason and Batool cleaning the bar and they pump heads and Jason's like, "Sorry." She's like, "What?" He's like, "Sorry." She's like, "Wait!" I don't understand. Mike is blow drying his hair. I just went onto our Facebook group and someone put up a really lovely photo of Mike. He went to Turkey and got the whole hair transplant thing and he documented it all. So there's like an image of him, like a day after his hair plant transplant. It's like his scalp is
just like red and bloody and he's like, "Yeah, it's my scalp." Yeah, it looks like he's like clown. What's the clown from the Simpsons? Yeah, it looks like that. Like it's shaved in the middle and then it's all red from the blood. You know, there's some things you don't need to put on the Instagram. Like nobody needs to see that. I don't want to see that. But it also explains his hair because his hair does look like ball hair. That's right. And it's all top of it. It also explains why he's
like so adamant to shape his hair like, you know, one of Balsra's children. It's a camaraderie brothers because he's like, "I spent a lot of money on this." So you're gonna see it in all the
Different shapes and sizes.
I think it doesn't look like normal texture hair because when they do that, they get the hair from
“either the back of your neck, which grows differently. Or they just get it wherever there's a”
follicle. So maybe they get it from your nuts. Or maybe they get it from like your arm or like your ankle hair or something like that. And then they put it on your head and then it looks crazy. So he's like, "Oh, just make it look like the heat, Miza." Then they get work. Yeah, don't love it. So Joao is like, "Well, Mike told me he tried to give you a little
smudged yet that I'd always be called in Zim, Zimkis." It moves like as a mood.
As a munch. As a munch. I do not scroll the crow. I don't think you're bad. I've seen your previous seasons, ma'am. I've seen your previous seasons. I take that back. I've scrolled the crow. I did fucking bit me on the ass, which was part of the screw, and we see, you know, some of Daisy's greatest hits with Gary, et cetera. So Joao is like, "I've had my fair share of experiences
“with chief students, but Daisy, Daisy is really fun."”
And I would get post-buck, and for me, it was a soft dance. Well, we work on the same principles of how we can work hard and play hard. And Daisy says, "Huh, I'm like, "Oh, oh, I'm hungry." And Joao is like, "Oh, my God, what can I get you? It's just so refreshing." It brings me a soundwrap so it says, "Here's your sandwich at dub. Perfect. That's so romantic." So then we go to the galley, and Ben is calling
our sponsor asking for a whole fish. He's like, "Hey, but we get our fish today. You got a little fish. I love our fish. All right. All right. Now, Ellie, you got me dessert experience." Actually, when I was growing up, my cousin had dessert shop. So every summer, my parents would send me after work, and they would call it "lication." He's like, "What? Did they pay you?" He was like, "No, I was kids. They used me as free labor. All my other friends were at beach screaming.
You know, I'm just liking the dessert shop. Just whisky egg whites, piping icing." I was paid in dessert. Oh, see that, what did you get bullied for big fat? I'm like,
I've never been fat. Watch her mouth. Oh, hmm. I love cases. Unfortunately, being person that has
absolute of time, you might want to show only fan shop. Please put QR code this season. I'm working for QR code. Okay. Thank you. We see you're like with her abs, as she's just doing her backwards down dog off the back of a couch. And she's like, "I've never been fat. You know, but I've had absolute times, but I cannot eat these desserts. I want to make them and feed them to somebody else. It feels part of my soul that needs abs more than dessert."
That's hilarious. Yes, it's good. You goes loving and upbringing. You know, all you goes loving and saying is, "Kick is nice. Abs are better. Eat some cake. I have abs." Nothing tastes as good as I feel. You go slaving and saying, "You can't have your cake and your abs too. It's very direct. It's right at the point." That people stay part. All you feel you go slaving and saying, "Nice belly cake eater." "Betty famous you go slaving and story."
"You're expensive because you're fat." All you go slaving and saying, "I am the second stew,
not you eat your cake. I have abs." All you slaving and saying, "So guys rise with some fresh fish and a lot of questions have been begging all about having a salt-crusted fish." And for Krista's birthday dinner, this is going to be the perfect reparation for today's Tardiness. Rap Tardiness. I was immediately nervous across the fish. I was like, "Oh, what's going to happen? What's going to happen?" No, last time there was a salt-crusted fish. You saw a destruction of a friendship.
That was actually on this show. This was when Lara and Zaryt, I think Zaryna made a salt-crusted fish. She wanted to bring it upstairs and Lara was like, "You can't come upstairs yet. It's not ready." And I was like, "But I mean Zaryna's like, "But I have to bring it up." And Lara was like, "But you can't." And I want to say that I'm being played. So there's something like that. I just
“remember that Zaryna brought the salt-crusted fish. And then went off to the corner and she was like,”
"All upset that she had to do all this stuff in the corner on that deck." So, when this salt foot, a crusted fish comes along, you know, it comes with high stakes. Yeah. I remember there was that one where they were doing a salt-and-crusted fish, but they couldn't fit in the oven.
With a good one.
You're a little rascal. So, Ben and D's, you're talking about dinner and Ben's like, "All right.
“So, what we're going to do here is we're doing a chilled gas batch out. It's already made.”
And you'll be happy to hear that. It's already made." So then we're going to do an entire
crusted snapper. I got a 17-pounder from Alfonso's, a bit of a mix-up at first,
because I called him and he said, "I'm busy right now judging dancing." And I said, "What are you talking about?" He's like, "Dancing with the stars." I said, "Oh, my bad. I called Alfonso Roberto." Okay, D's. You're not laughing at my joke. That's fine. The point is, I asked Alfonso. Oh, I said, "Can you get me a gold weight Ellie fish?" He said, "What's that?" I said, "A 17-pounder. Am I right, Han?"
He said, "Yes, 17-pounder. Gold weight." You're just laughing and saying, "You can teach a man to fish." But, and he will eat forever, but you teach a man to have gold weight of fish and he will look good forever. Oh, break it up with that sort of kitchen area. I don't want a massive leg between quarters days.
“Even right now, nor do you, obviously. I'm just really trying to sharpen up here. Okay,”
really trying to sharpen up. So I'm like, "Oh, I'm so happy. He's trying to sharpen up,
but the plan. It makes me very, very nervous. Gasparcho." What about that? Well, in every service. She does nervous because she just knows salt, crust and fish. It's going to go wrong. He's going to make a cake, too. She's like, "Right, right, right, right, right, right, right." Eddie already radios for Mike to give my hand. Then Mike grabbed something from the tender.
Doing something from the tender. The whole thing slows down. All the big swath of the screen gets blurred out. I'm supposed to look at something. I'm supposed to look at it. I was like, "I could not find what they were trying to make me look at." It was like, "What has happened?" I thought someone was about to fall into the water or a tie. And then afterwards, they're like, "You dropped your radio." I was like, "Could you put an arrow up on the screen for those of us who can't follow what's going on?"
I missed the entire thing. And I was too lazy to go back. He was like, "I thought you'd just float it." And Daisy in the stews, she's telling them dinners, "It ain't Jason sitting with them. It's been a shit show, so get your shit together." And then Mike walks away from the deck and goes back inside. And Daisy is like, "Is he put in stuff away at the bar?" And they're like, "Wed, Reddit, Michael, Mike, Mike?"
We just hear, "Prrrrrrr." There's spray somewhere. You know, the mic is doing hair spray. And sure enough, everybody's looking for Mike, and then he just cuts to Mike and his room, like, trimming his nose hairs with the nose hair. I know. Great, that's not going to be it for me. That's a big step for the valley, Persian style. There was a scene where a mirror, like,
like, was, like, Natasha wacked a mirror's nose hair out. And we talked about it. And none getting, like, best nose hair removal ads all over my internet. I'm so mad. This is the worst example of computers listening in. Like, that's the part you decide to, to, to, to Eve's drop-on. I talk about, I'm a garden every five seconds, an else enrollment in, like, beautiful food. And then you're going to get me nose hair, please.
Well, as the song from color purple says, "God, I'm just trying to tell you something." Okay, I'll do without dad. But it's like, I'm in your algorithm. Trim your nose hairs. It's Chris Samuels. So, as well, it's like, the problem with Mike is, if you give him a great area, he will take advantage of it. So, then we see the molecules. Mike. So, Dave's like,
"Why are you, Mike?" And he's just in his room trying to find sunglasses. He's just
pumping the face. He's pumping the face. Yeah, he's pumping him. So, finally, you'll find so many,
he's like, "Oh, it's cracking. Are you inside about Mike?" And he's like, "Oh, I'm pretty much doing everything at the minute. So, I don't really know." Wow. So, I ask Dave, and Dave, he said
“that you, you must help us out. You're needing him now, like, "No, I take him. I don't,”
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know what it's going back and forward." So, they put him back to work outside. And Alicia's clothing, folding tags, and, you know, I'm sorry, folding clothes. And, you know, all the crew uniforms have their initials on them. And she's like, "DK, who is DK? DK is there even anyone on this boat whose name starts with the D?" I think we really need to check in on, I don't know, Alicia, something is happening.
This woman is Regressa. She is Benjamin Buttoning. And, like, I think that she's actually 86 years old, and we're coming towards the end of her Benjamin Button journey. Because Regressa, the lights are slowly starting to dim, and it'll be behind Alicia's eyes, for sure. So, for those of you who didn't watch the crappies, yeah, because he's still kind, because he's still
Throwing me.
So fun. What a bundle of energy. This lady is so great. We really love her.
And she was, I asked her about the Reddit conspiracy that it's really Alicia's twin on this show, and not Alicia. And she's like, "No, she's like, "Listen, trust me, the twin does not look that much like her, and she's much crazier." She's like, "She's even crazier than Alicia." So, I guess that put that one to bad. I believed that. But it also made me want the twin to come on the show. Yeah. And I did also ask her. I said, "Um, what happened to Alicia? Because she seems somewhat
competent under you, but now she's like a disaster. She can't even do anything." And Serena, basically, was like, Alicia really responds to positive encouragement, and in a stressful situation,
“she just sort of like goes brain dead. Which I get, that's how I was like. I used to have a”
mild back like 20 years ago. I was the assistant to like a studio executive.
And he was, he was so mean to me, so mean at all times. And it was, and so I was always flustered.
And I like, I was terrible at my job. And you know, and when you have to like organize all these things, and like, which call gets to go through, which one doesn't, which meeting, and everyone wants him, and you have to be sort of like, you know, doing traffic. And I couldn't do anything, because I was so paralyzed. I was like, "Oh, so pretty. I'm getting yelled at." And I was whatever. And then I finally quit. And for some reason, I gave up three-week notice, because I don't know
a neurotic. But then since I didn't care anymore, because I already quit, he just stopped yelling at me, because there was no point yelling at me. And then I also said, "I did my job. I was like amazing." I was like, "And then he was like, "Why are you now being a good assistant?" I was like, "Because you're not yelling at me anymore." So I definitely get it. I definitely get it. Well, I'm surprised you didn't just stay. It was, it was, the truth was actually, I really liked the
guy, even though he was so mean to me, maybe a Stockholm syndrome. And like, he took me out to dinner
“once or twice, and we got along so great. There's just like, in the office. I think that was like,”
that weird, like toxic Hollywood, love language thing of like, "I'm going to yell at them because it's going to make them stronger." And it just crumpled me. But I did say. Yeah, like being in the army, where they're like, "You post it and get the money right now!" And then they're like, "You did the money, I'm like, "I'm not gonna say you're right. I've gotta leave the army now." By the way, while we're on tantrums and talking about things that are not this episode,
did you see the captain Lee Post on Facebook? Today I need to talk about this. Correct. No, I didn't. But there was a captain Lee Post on Facebook, and he was like, "All right, I just want that we're going out there to cut the shit, okay? I'm not dead. Everyone keeps telling everybody I'm dead." Well, look, it's me and Mary Ann. We're sitting here, we're having the greatest time of our life. I'm not dead. Cut your shit Facebook. It's like yelled at Facebook,
because the Facebook has all those AI articles that are like, "Can you, you're arrested?" She's been, she's in prison. And then like, captain Lee is died. I mean, why do we, why is Facebook even so a thing? It should be illegal. Everything becomes out on there in some line. What did? Yeah, okay. So, back to the galley, Jenna comes in and says, "Oh, hey there, you look great. It's a big pile of salt with fish in the middle. What do you think of that love?"
I'm just like, "I don't know what it is." Oh, you know, and it's experience, expensive restaurants.
“That's what does it. Oh, my, my, my, I had some expensive tastes there, honey pie.”
And, uh, she, she, Ellie, meanwhile, was like, "Gina, can we get some plates please so we can plate the food?" Which I think is a perfectly nice and normal request that someone from the kitchen may ask someone who's in service. And Jenna's like, "Hey, Shah." I was like, "Whoa." That's it. It's gay smell. I tell him about it today at my job. Look, he didn't take care of it. I didn't even take care of it. Well, the energy I'm picking up from Jenna is almost as if she's
trying to establish herself above me. Like, my presence is not important enough for her to acknowledge me, which is what I've encountered in my life with insecure women. It's a story of my life, insecure women. By Ellie. You know, I call women like Jenna cake. And women like me, abs. They are cake people. They are abs people. You know what when I am?
Eat the cake. Never get the abs. Oh, you got slavience. Hey, well, what's for dinner?
Yeah, what is for dinner? I'm heading up there. I've got to eat with Normie. This is horrifying. It's a big snapper I bought today. And question it. Don't what do you think about that? You're going to create that up there. Very nice. So the guest walk in and they're happy. No criticisms about the proper horses tonight. Country horses. So then Daisy's trying to radio the galation. Like, what she's saying is,
"Oh, I just offered that out." But what they're hearing is, "Wow. Oh, so."
So.
"Wow, wow, I'm good. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." Daisy, Daisy, if it's very difficult for us to understand, please take the cake out of your mouth. So Jason sits down with a guest. He looks totally un-induced and a net has sparkly conversation. She goes, "So, what is your favorite activity?"
“What? What team building exercise are we doing right now?”
Free diving. It's actually free diving. Oh, well, how long can you be underwater? But that, you know, breathing or whatever. How long can you be underwater without somebody bringing you the proper swimsuit you for questioning? Have you ever gotten heat joke while you've been swimming underwater? Just wanna know. Well, I average about two minutes, three minutes, four minutes, gone falling asleep. Need to stop counting out, laaaam.
So then, Jenna's radioing. "Oh, I didn't want to save a single one." "It's like a snail's face down there. Can we
start firing up the second course once this goes? 'Cause we're gonna eat this really quick.
It's like a spatula in a shock glass. Whoever thought that would be good first course." Vince, like an organization, seriously affects my star-rice. Jason is watching this meal like a hawk. And when I mean a hawk, I mean with Homer Simpson, I was just breaking blankly. "You don't know what's behind there. I'm there to make him look good. Just as he should be trying to make me look good."
“"Have you ever seen a hawk in a kimono that smells like sandalwood? That's what's going on upstairs."”
"And so then she's like, she's like, "Come on. Fresh." "And I can't understand the word that she says." "Hey, Dave." "We really can't understand anything you say on the radio." "Okay, well I'm saying go over the farthest. What do you think I'm talking about? You think I'm giving you the lyrics of "Fucking Bloody Mary Poppins?" "It's dinner time." "I would like to know those lyrics of how's it going again?" "Tramp any chimneys, chimneys, chimneys, chimneys." "That's a lot of chimneys.
You know, when I grew up in Born and School, we only had one chimneys. I'm going to cry." "Okay, well listen." "I'm sorry with someone singing "Zimneys," "Zimneys," "Zimneys," "Zimneys," "Zimneys," "Zimneys." "Draw where'd you get that umbrella?" "I got caught up." "It's a bends like." But moving further is very frustrating. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Ben, why are you complaining to Daisy about it? "You can't control the radio disturbance."
"Okay." She goes, "Well, do you have your phone on your text?" "Yeah." She's like, "No, I doubt it because that what happens is you've got a lot of disturb." She's like, "Okay, well, come on, we're stop talking and go a service, please. Can we talk about that?" "That's all this afterwords." "I love it." "Yeah, but you're not going to do it again." "We have it five minutes." "That's going to be the same thing." "That's fine." She's like, "That's fine. I don't care if I do it again."
"Five minutes." "I love her yelling at Ben. I feel like it's been forever since we've just had a stew of the yell at the chef, the way the chef needs to be yelled at. We've had too many nice, nice chief stews come through." "So Ben is like, "Well, that's going to be great as we great. I'm able to actually play soup and have a conversation with someone. It's not actually going to end the fucking world. Look off, I'm just on your job." "Beyzy, this is not personal, all right. It's like,
"I know, I know. I got it the first time. I literally said that. Would you mind if hard if you
get the fucking snapper out of your ears? Go on, damn it, girl." He's like, "All right, now I'm over at perfect, perfect, perfect." "Oh, it's so good." So then Eddie is talking about how there's like the communications really rough and everything. And everyone's just staring at Ben as he hates the food and the finally, the dispatcher goes up. The dispatcher arrives and then a net is like, "I don't really much care for tomatoes, but I don't mind tomatoes in a soup." Well, thank
for that insight into your life and that's everything. It's everything that happens. You shouldn't base your entire personality on the one thing you can't blame about. Now, am I hearing that? And something is dinging in my head because I'm talking about myself? Yes. But still. You don't like, we don't, and that we do not like mirrors of ourselves. Exactly. So then we go to the
“galley, Ben's looking for broccoli. He's like, "Oh, my God, where's the broccoli? Where is it?”
Look for the basketball in that way." And she's like, "Ben seems very frazzled." And then they see it's coming and she's getting frustrated and then I can see where she's coming from. I can see.
I can see it. He's like, "Hardé, Hardé, hey, a second sternum. Do you know where the capes are?
Off-capes, please. Come on." Ben's job is to be my manager, but I feel like what's happening is I'm trying to manage him. It's like I am trying to feed him cake when he should be making me work out for abs. It is all reverse." So now we're back at the dinner table. I'm like, "Hardé, Jason, Jason,
Jason, can you take a question?
"Well, I enjoy it, but, you know, I can do tuna tartar." Oh, well, you know, I enjoy tartar as a fish
“preparation, but I don't enjoy it on my teeth. All right, well, it's another fascinating”
insides in July for that. Thank you so much. "Love tuna not so much as a tartar." Well, wrong answer. Really tacky, chef here. So now I've had a chef on a yacht, and I asked him, "What do you like to cook?" And he actually chose the right thing. "Cat that was a good chef." I mean, that was a good captain. I'm really good. Can answer was hisparagus. So Eddie brings up fish, the big fish, and then follows, and it's like, "Okay, it's all exciting." And Jason's telling us,
"The white between dishes, I could have had five dinners. I'm not very good at small talks,
so Ben hurry up save me." So it's kind of funny because we have all this hype about the fish
baked in the salt, and then it goes off to the side. I feel like we don't even see Ben crack it open, right? Isn't that like part of the fun of salt baked fish, that you bring it to the table,
“and you whack it with a spoon, and everyone goes, "Oh my god, there's a fish in there,”
and then you move on to life." No. Yeah, I guess so. That's true. They don't care. They don't appreciate anything. No, they don't. They're also, um, then we go to Ellie, I sing the cake, and um, she does a great job, by the way. I want to point out, she eyes that cake like a pro, for someone who's like just a sous chef who just comes in and doesn't really have culinary experience, except having worked at a well, clearly she has experience working at this dessert shop.
I was like damn, I've never frosted a cake that, like, as well as that. That was insane. It was just
like, perfectly, like, even, and, like, nice sides. It was pretty nice. Yeah, she did a good job. And she did the decorations, those cherry decorations, hello. Who's nice? Yeah, the strawberry, the strawberry's dipped in whatever, with his strawberries or cherries. Maybe you're right on. I don't know, but they did the really nice. I don't make cake, but I make beautiful, beautiful cake on first try. I'm like, what's going on here? Yeah. Yeah, this is my job, my child,
my child, like, my job. Um, so Ben's like, well, what about biggest things is you'll always remember a bad meal, much you don't remember if the food is a couple of minutes late if did a risk grade. You don't just remember it as a great experience by a bad with slightly spocky hair for that reason. He's wrong. You actually do remember those things. You remember a couple of minutes late,
“but you do remember 25 minutes that you remember that the meal to forever and ever and ever.”
Yeah, for sure. So, and I'll tell you that late that that white face lady will definitely remember the white makeup. She will. Uh, so we go back to the galley and Ellie's cutting some bread into ice watching dishes and she said, what do you like some for Kacha? Yeah, it looks delicious. Um, Zim Kacha, I love that. Yeah, well, I think he just made it today. Oh, you made this? No, the bakery made it. Come on. No, we made it from scratch. Oh, god, we've been making a
out of you seen this kitchen. I made fresh for Kacha. Questionable. So then. So Ben is like, I'll look at that cake sugar, sugar brows. I'm noticing now that I did not react well to Alicia's energy. If one would even say she has energy, it's sort of like a lump with blonde hair buns. I just didn't react well to it. She's ultra sensitive. Whereas Ellie, she's just smashing projects, cleaning up after them and asking me for the next one. That's all I want. It's all I require. No, the honeymoon
face isn't acute. So now they serve the face and Christians like this looks great. Wow, 50's the new 30. And he blows out the candles and those finger guns and like a woohoo glass of thing. Oh, god. So now back in the galley, uh, drows checking with Jason, he's like, god, that was a fucking long wait. Oh, hang me, hang me. He was doing kind of like a hanging thing, but also a blood job sign with the same time. He's like, let's engage in auto erotic association.
So who said then Daisy and Jenna do like a little cowboy dance thing to celebrate that they got done with this shit. And Daisy is checking with Ellie, asking how the day went and now he's like, it's was crazy. We both felt really bad about being late. Well, he needs to take responsibility for the way I would like to take responsibility for my team. You know, like the pressures there, he just needs to rise the occasion. Yes. Okay, what do you want me to do about it? I don't know
what else you want me to say. I'm not even drawing. I understand why this isn't TV show.
Next morning, 6.
beautiful in this blue thing and she's like, what? Blue is your color. I was like, she is babe.
“I like the editing. The editors, I think just kept that in there because Alicia was just like”
in a thong and her butt was like facing the cash. She was like bending over her butt was in the camera. They're like, let's get get it in there. Whatever they say, then um, at the end of Alicia, have a little hug and Daisy serves breakfast and reminds everyone that they are common cards. So there's like docking. Guess what they don't crash. Everyone's like, wow, how did he do that? They re-darked. And then we're excited to see how the docking goes. But guess what, guys, it's time for
a fish report. Fish report. Oh, my God, it's a fish report. We're a little bit a little bit a little bit a little bit of the fish report. This is one of the most handsome stingrays I've ever seen. This is a good looking
stingray. It look at his eyes. He's got triangle eyes. He looks like he's judging you. But he's got
such a nice body. Look at these little triangle of this triangular belt. He's wearing just fan-tath. What a handsome devil. He's he but he is also kind of like the boss of the office. Good looking here. Come here. Here comes like francing in Pamela. Mr. Mr. Mr. Boychik. Well, you have, would you like your coffee? Uh, there's a, you have a, you have a call online three Mr. Boychik. Well, I need you to look at these, these files right now. I mean, you're just saying
that you're on this. Excuse me. He's about us. He's coming through the office. Everybody's scared. Look at these other like zebra fish things looking at him. Come on. It's Mr. Boychik. Look at him. Go. Oh, my God. That is fabulous. That is a fabulous belt. Good back to work. Mr. Boychik, there's an issue with the air conditioner. Do you want to take a look at it, Mr. Boychik? Uh, here he comes. Okay. Next we come to our mass murder scene of the season, which is very
dark, and that is these dead fish. The snapper and is that one snapper and then other fish? Or they all snapper? I think so. I think it's like one snapper. This is one snapper and some side snapper. This is death. I don't like it. And I don't like when they don't close their eyes. Because you know movies when people die and they're like, they close their eyes out of respect. They don't do that for fish. This is, these fish are like the Charlie and the chocolate factory
family and they're bad right now. They're like, wait a second. I'm in the water anymore.
And this means snapper one. Just finally got a water job. Look at this right here. You finally got his water done and then they killed them. God. What a shame. What a shame. Yeah, dead fish. Okay.
“It's a beautiful fish. Honestly. It is. Oh, and these snake, where's that an eel?”
Whatever the hell it is. This shit scary is hell. But it's cute. I like it's a little orange face and that has a green body. It's face is cute. It's like the a net. It's like the a net of. It's a little e-mail. It's like I did my face. It's like coming to my LinkedIn. You won't understand it. I'll guarantee that much. I think it's, I think I think this eel is lost. I feel like this eel is going to be on the fish. Like I'm sorry. Do you guys know which way to get to West Street coral? They're like,
oh no, they don't know. No, but I know we're strangers, but I just a piece of advice picture face. You look crazy. Look at the checkout that tours here with the orange face and my right. Look at it turns away from the other fish. It's like, okay. Well, my face is stupid and I guess I'll just this way. Oh my god. I hate when the eel comes around just so hot. Tell me your it's worse without telling me your it's worse than the right seriously. Then we come to the use fish.
I don't know what they are, but they have square heads and I kind of like them. They're like, yeah, please,
“don't get us in the light. Our foreheads are hideous. Please don't let us. But I think are they”
might not. If they all came forward with those foreheads, then everybody would accept them. But then for a moment, I thought they may be my email, but they're not my email. I know for my time with animal crossing, I had a period of time. I was really good at fish shapes. Everything because you catch so many fish in that game. But yeah, I love these foreheads. They look like baby doll heads on fish, which is actually pretty creepy. I can see why they're in
the dark. And these are creepy-looking fish. Look at that little, all the way to the left, a little fish that's under the big fish. This one. Yeah, little fish is like, you know, it's great. When you have a reverse commute, there's no traffic. I'm telling you, going over the hill at six is a lot different when you're coming from the valley. I'll tell you that. Look at all the traffic on that side. God, I'm glad I'm not there.
Guess there's a baby face convention. Everybody's on their way, too. God, God, I'm not going to that. He's why are all these people wearing helmets? Well, football helmets. Yeah, then we come to some kind of shark. I mean, this is a gorgeous looking shark. Is this a shark? I'm assuming it's a shark. Wow, that's a shark. I love just beautiful. Beautiful shark. Oh, there's bad news for those yellow fish down there. Hello. Take a look in your rear view mirror. There's no kidding for you. Yeah,
He's fabulous as shark.
like it's a little lower on his back, and it's not just to triangle it, like slopes up into the
triangle, and then the actual, what do you call this another thing, right? His tail. Yeah. You know, it's long one short. I mean, good looking fish. Look at those, and those lines, this reflect those, yes, very aerodynamic. It reminds me of when Toyota was like, you know what we're going to do, we're going to make the Toyota Camry sporty. Someone like someone from Toyota Camry round. It was like, right? Guess what? The 2026 model of this shark is going to be more sleek and think of faster.
And also, like, when guys work out a lot and they get that V because down their stomach, that's like this version of those, it's like the shark's version of the Vsauce. I work out. I work out. Yeah, I'm running for Marathon. Yeah, 24 hour fitness is literally 24 hour, it's pretty ball. Yeah. Oh, oh, I like this one. This is kind of the big orange-blanned fish. It's just like how I'm a fish, too. Yeah, my slips, though. Jeanine has like a very plain face,
but beautiful lips. Jeanine's going out on the date. It's like, well, it's been a while,
but I figured I put myself out there. Coming out of the dark for the first time in a long time,
Jeanine's like, I'm ready. Listen, I don't have an outfit for this, but I've got lipstick.
“Okay, let's show me. Show me the list. Another stingray. Okay, who cares about the stingray?”
When we have this fish, our favorite. Yeah, actually, so I told Ronnie beforehand, there was a fish I saw that I absolutely loved, and it was this fish, both from a different angle, so it still counts. But I'll try to find that on my own time. And presently. Okay. This is gorgeous. This is a yellow striped fish. Very pretty, you know, coloring, the patterns are pretty good. The fit is great. The skin fits it very well.
The eyes are my favorite. It looks like a cartoon fish. Very big eye. It's kind of confused. Confident. You know, stupid people aren't. Yeah, and I like that. It's just nice to be alone. All those other fish are around so many other fish. I'm just going to hang out here in this kind of, sort of like, this is kind of like the, this part of the coral is kind of like the, it's like, prime for gentrification. It's like, you know what, I actually really like it here. I like it.
It's a little bit more quiet. It's a little bit more down to earth. You know, there's like,
I'm going to be the first one to build on this block. God, before you know, that's going to be a Starbucks.
Okay. And then these fish, these are purple on the body and then orange on the tail. And it's just so sad when everybody shows up in the same outfit. Like we're all in the same thick top. We all have the same height. Oh, God, no. These are all like unremarkable to me. This to me is like, you know, when you're playing with like the tins or something on a picture, on Instagram,
“and you go too far and suddenly your face turns pink. Like that's why I feel like everything is”
doing in the year. I've like the, the coral is doing it. I feel like the fish are doing it. I feel like they're color adjustments wrong. I think they're so pretty. I really like these fish. But it's so, it's so hard. I think to be beautiful. I think this is a very LA fish because people come here and like, "Oh my God, I'm so gorgeous." And then they get here and like, "Oh my God, everybody's gorgeous." Oh no. Yeah. My deal. We're all the same body type.
Ah, look, look at all the, these are all the hot fish. And then their assistants are all like, those sort of like blue fish, those blue sort of like, like their assistants. Like, they're like, stop yelling at me, please. Do you have an availability of 3 p.m. on Wednesday? Availability of Wednesday. Okay. Please hold for Mr. Conner's. Okay. Thank you. Okay, fish report, fish report, fish report, fish report, fish report, fish report, fish report.
Save that talk. Oh, yeah. That fish report for is what it's going to be called. Yes, it's a place. That's it. Yes. Okay. So now the charter is over and people are given comment cards and Christians are like, "Whoa, I think you guys are outstanding." And everybody made it so enjoyable. It's my birthday. Thanks much, everybody. Pum, pum, pum, pum, pum. And he gives a tip.
“And as they walk away, Christians are like, "I think they did great." And I mean, what about you?”
And she's like, "Um, I think that you and I have different opinions on what was good and bad." Okay. Just like, I mean, I did accept this today. I knew I married a tomato leader. But whatever. Jason, we now see afterwards, Jason's reading the comment cards. He's like, "All right. Well, okay. Service, Norse, but tell these five stars. The staff was exceptional. Overal experience. Three stars. Meals took too long. Overal experience. Three. Speed on Donning Service. Almost lost.
Lost Liz snorkeling. I love that. Almost lost Liz snorkeling. It's another thing we're going to blame the staff on. Not Liz chasing a fucking stingray. Yes, serious. She's serious. Put an airbag on Liz and start bitching to the staff. Okay.
Liz is false.
They were going to be demanding. We knew that. So the reviews do speak volumes. All right. Being late for their arrival. Not great. Not a good start to our snorkeling. The risks involved in that. Spoke about that. But there's no excuse for that. All right. Now the problem could have been worse. What we did get Liz back and that made the problem worse because Liz is terrible. Trust me,
if someone who spent two hours waiting for dinner with Liz, it sucks. Safety first, Liz last.
Okay. Galian days that you knew I sat at the table and the service took way too long. I mean, have you ever listened to Liz tell stories about how she went to trade or Joe's? I don't even know who this Joe personally is. Ben's got to really get his systems right there because I'm really aiming. You know, for a hell of a lot more, we can do a lot better. The tip was $20,000. Apparently there's $5,000 more. But Liz dropped it on a stingray and one of us see. Liz dropped it on a stingray
who got on the bus and now she's actually chasing a bus through the town. So we've lost Liz again. No longer our responsibility. All right. This is a reflection on how we're performing,
which is terribly good together. This is like I'm not a price. The lack of urgency is literally killing
me if somebody's on. Now the helmet. I didn't know when I was going to give it out. If or when I was going to give it out or if I was just going to give it out this season, but I just think it needs to be given out. So I'm going to give it out to someone who actually
“knows not to drop a radio in the water. So I think the helmet's not might actually stop him from”
tapped from talking a little bit. And so it gives it to make. And most like, well they have learned from me mistakes probably not more than like the Jason will end up giving me the helmet again. I mean, look Mike did drop his radio. He was talking. I'm not going to I'm not going to protest this too much except to point out that Ben fucked up two charters in a row and he is his timing wise and he still does not get out of it. But okay. So Jason's like self-reflection and
only see it goes. Self-reflection same shit, different toilet. So then Daisy makes a toast to having a full team and they cheers and then Eddie and Alicia are like being flirty because they keep seeking their tongues out of each other and they're doing this little bold thing with their fingers. And then Ben is obsessing over the comment cards and we hear all these all the guests commenting and in his head. Like me and he has fun first. Okay. Hey, it is haircut.
Two and a half hours later dinner. He's good. He's stars. Where was the cracking of the salt of the fish at that table? What in bang of the helmet? It's just us. What are those fish out of baby heads? So then Ben is like there's a lot of things about the food. It's all timing. Good, done better. We will do better. Let's kick more abs. Is it my fault? Yeah, it's probably my fault.
“It's all about the guest experience. That's why I'm here. I've never really felt this,”
not hitting the mark. It's upsetting, almost as upsetting as paying $50,000 for wedding that you never
have. So clean, clean, clean, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. Eddie and Alicia are lying out their swimsuits later. And to talking about how they're going to fuck it up tonight, guys. And where am I travel to up there? Come everywhere. I mean, you'll see it's not yet. Yeah, it's my travel top. We'll give you a freebie. We'll see it. And he shows her a picture of him in a speedo. Yeah. I was like, yeah, I have a swipe through those photos. And she sees
him playing soccer. She's like, what position is wrongly, right? Rugby, yeah, rugby. And Alicia's like, what position do you normally play? And he's like, normally inside Santa or 12. So like, that's sexy. You can count to 12. I've only gotten to nine myself. Yeah, you reckon I got like right, the chest tummy here a little bit. So yeah, I kind of love it. Yeah, he's got great energy. I see myself a lot in him. He comes in wanting attention. I want attention to you. I mean,
like, do you have a boyfriend? But like, I'd rather leave the country than break up with someone.
“That's what I do with my last acts, which is how I got into yachting. She's like, wait a minute,”
I'm doing it again on time. Oh, my God. I just want to be loved unconditionally. I should get a dog rather than a boyfriend. Don't just do not love you unconditionally. That's a lie. They love you for food. Yeah. I know we all like to tell ourselves, oh my God, people are really, I mean, though, just the way it looks at me is just so loving. It's really not. He's looking at me like, when the fuck are you going to feed me? Feed me again. I don't care if
you just fed me. Feed me, feed me right now. If you're, if your hand was made of actual
Edible meat, I would eat it.
her stomach. And she's like, I got my appendix taken out. He's like, oh, you're even more beautiful now. Appendix, that's disgusting. They're flirtations are off the chain. So Ben asked JZ. He's like, Ben's like, hey, so tonight, I'm just, I've been going through a lot, says wondering if I could just
chill out in the guest cabin tonight. I just need it. It's like, oh, okay, so this is your second time
in a row, they're going for a guest cabin. This is going to be a problem. You know, every single time, you're like, oh, some fittings up bad days. Hey, so he'll find a reason to feel bad every tardy now. So, um, and now, Ellie is saying that they're sad that Ben's not there. It takes
“it's like, yeah, I'm sad to. And Jen is like, I think she's not going out. He's going to stay in”
and chill. And Jen is like, I'm a little bit disappointed because I was trying to get to that bad. And then such a three hour, as I found for that. I thought I'd lie, I'm not going to let a broken bad. And you want to just look after him. He can't fly. He's just like a bad guy. He can't fly. Then try and help him. And he starts to be as maneuverable. He's actually harassed me. Oh, just love him. So the little easier to
is the Ellie. And she's like, so you guys get along so well. I've never heard so many
giggles before. And Ellie's like, yes, we have very similar sense of humor. We understand each other quite well. Probably better than, in Jen, I could ever understand Ben, I will just say probably because she's always eating cake. So they arrive out to this club and there's dogs everywhere. They're so cute. And Jen is like, "Ben, what have we loved? Not the whole these dogs. Ben fell in love with dogs. And I'm a thin livin' and that makes him just want to got a bad man."
I really have to find that sound. I have it somewhere. So then we see a shot of Ben
“trying to put his shirt on. Maybe that's why she left him. And then at the bar, at least”
yes, I just wanted to say he was struggling and he couldn't get the shirt on and he was like, oh, I'm gonna get it. All right, that's hilarious. Because he knows he's gonna make it. He's been on so long. He's like, "All right, guys, all right." Then Alicia and Eddie are being flirty at the bar and everything. And then Ellie and Joao cheers and Ellie's like, "At work, I'm very focused serious, but of duty, all bets are off. My type of guy is big muscle. I'm Viking. Manly man, no abs, all cake.
Basically, Joao. And there's a primary part of my brain that wants to merge genetics with Joao.
Okay, that's pretty technical, but yes. Yeah, merge genetics with Joao, Yags. So now Jen is flirting with Eddie and she's like, "You know, you know, come fat at us." He's like, "Yeah, New Zealand's better, but that's all right." Just now, South Africa's I'm far about cut. So many of you line. Three, exactly. All right, we'll have many rugby championships. If you want them and you try nations, if you want what's a winning percentage,
what's your home in a way loss? You want to get into that? Or beat you? Yeah. And so then Jen is like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." Okay, listen, this is boring. Okay, or, you know, this is boring, or as we call it, it's where I come from, Jenna. Okay, let's get to know each other for real. Ladies, ladies, the question is for you. How many squirters do we have here?
What podcast has Ellie been listening to? Sounds like she was trying to listen to some girl's girls podcast. Like, look, I could be like, podcast also. Look, call me daddy. That's me. I was just squirters in the house. And they're like, "Oh, my god." Jen is like, "I don't have them at the rat fucking table." That's a lot. I haven't had sex enough. Very, very long time. I don't even know if I squirt
it anymore. But to us, like, unfortunately, that was one word I understood. You know, you only got here. I want to know about your experiences. Where have you been? What were you doing? Where you came from? Not your pussy girl. No. Where you want to know about her experience.
“She's an only fan's girl. I mean, she's been squirting. That's what she's doing.”
So the food arrives. They start eating and Mike's like, "Oh, Ellie, I had to speak a few different languages. I was like, "I speak quite a few English, Croatian, Russian, Spanish cake." In Yugoslavia, they say, "Only fans is a great platform for merging genetics while you squirt. Am I right, everyone?" So you start talking to her in Spanish. And he's like, "Oh, yeah, Ellie's looking fire. Like that girl wants to have fun. Have I fair that? She's that for it,
that?" Where are some of these things to learn from each other? You're boring me. No one wants to
Talk about the work.
for a picture with Eddie. So she takes it. So Mike takes a photo of them and then Lisa is now jealous.
So she's like, "Hmm." So she stands up and she basically jumps in and she's like, "How about a picture
of the three of us?" So then they both kiss him on the cheek. So I don't know why they're fighting this guy. They're fighting Mr. Trump. He looks like Mr. Pina, right? Like, "Whoa, why is so obsessed with them?" Mr. Pina, the backstory. So they come to the bar and Daisy and Jenner are by the bar and we see Alicia hanging out by Eddie and Daisy. He's like, "Oh, Joe and Eddie are having a good time on Chechada." She says, "Oh, he's not so sweet and I'm wondering if they have a
little heck of a dog." So so I'm wondering if I did just mean the home. And so, um, and then they're all dancing and then Ellie is just like filming herself dancing. Like, "Squirt, Squirt, Squirt, Squirt, Squirt, Squirt! And as well, I'll try to flip Daisy but then drops her in the sand. And he's like, "Well, because of sand, it's okay." In Zim, they call this the sand bookie. And she's like, "What's an album covered on sand?" "My apologies." She just starts dancing.
So then we go back to Jenner and Eddie and she's like, "I've got Alicia's lipstick all over your face." "Yeah, I promise I haven't been kissing her." "Yeah, yeah, Mariah." "Well, she's got a boyfriend. If you've got a boyfriend, stop being so flirting, Mariah."
"Well, if I'm better kidding the relationship, I can never embarrass my mind."
"How about embarrassing my mind like she's embarrassing my mind?" "I really, really think that as a herathy from you." "Yeah." "I've got to be honest. I thought Jenner was really ditzy. Like, not like going up there. Like, basically a human door knob. Like, they've ever seen a cloud and thought to could a cloud actually do chores around a boat. And then it can because there's Jenner, like, just an empty vessel,
like a big, nothing like a plank, like a rock. Like, I found a spatula and put it put an apron on
“and had it clean dishes. That's what I thought she was. But now that I get to know her, whoa,”
she's actually got some brains in there. She likes rugby, so now I want to bang her. So Eddie's like, "Well, you're an ideal woman. You're where every guy fucking wants." She's like, "Ah, Ellie and Jenner?" "Oh no, Alicia sees her. She sees them." And she's like, "Eddie and Jenner,
I think you can see on my face it, boulders for me." "Look, that's the face you always make, though."
"It's like that." So they're like, "Why are you jealous if you've got a boyfriend?" She's like, "It's human nature. I mean, if your nature is to be really jealous." "Okay, sure." So Eddie kisses Jenner's cheek. And then Eddie, then Ellie and Mike are watching Jenner and Ellie and Ellie is like, "They're gonna get me!" And I'm like, "If you do the least, that they do, and then so they shake hands." And Ellie's like, "Mike seems like a fun time. He's got
a teenage boy energy, you know?" Which is basically code for a friend zoning, but Mike just is like, "Wow, there's like a tall skinny girl right next to me." And I'm gonna shoot my shot because I'm trying
“to get me the private with literally everything in front of him. You know?”
"Well, think I think it's your pretty girl. You're very good looking. Like, thank you. You're very good looking yourself, little man." Very, very good looking as well. "The moment that Ellie goes, "Thank you." That means that I am not sexually attracted to you. And you have that voice. It's definitely not into you." She's doing her like, coming on the butt like, "I know, my name is Amy, I'm Mary, I'm in the mirror, I'm nothing but positivity all at the
time." Have you noticed that this is a very dry bench? That's because no squatting is happening with you, Mike. I was a squirter until I met you. Now, I keep him cider. So, Mike is like, "What do you like to have some fun?" And she's like, "Oh, we will see little person." So he tries to go in for a kiss and she pulls away. And she's like, "Oh, I'm already getting his pick. I'm in the rush." She is to get the fuck away from you. We're not getting Mike, you fucking creeper. "Mike, he's more like my little brother.
You know, I'm still liking Jwell, but I'm not the person who pursues men." I like a hunt. You know, somebody who's a hunter. I don't like gatherers. I want to match my genetic DNA with a hunter and
“not the gatherer. Thank you." She'll do it. Don't purchase it and put it in grocery bag, okay?”
So now everybody's Ellie tries to get in the girls' car to go home and Jenna shuts her out of it, slimes the door on her face. And she's like, "Just shut up over there, go over there." She's like, "Whoops." It wasn't sensational. It was 100% of it. She's gonna get it. I don't know who Jenna thinks she's fucking with, but. Yeah. You're indangible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's you watch out.
I'm curious about the FAFO, babe.
be angry at. She's gonna be angry at Daisy because Daisy and Jwell are being romantic,
where she can be angry at Jenna because Jenna is being a bit sure right now. I don't know, but it's gonna be bad for now. So they go back, they play a true-through-day in the hot tub and Mike's like, "Jwell, I'd aid with strip stalkers around." He's like, "Technically, I only need one hand. The rest I could wave around because it was so cold." So he gets naked. So cold in the Caribbean. You're in a hot tub and you're in the Caribbean where it is famously
“frigid. That's why you'll need one hand, Jwell. Is that why? So he's running around on naked and stuff.”
And then, now it's Daisy's turn. Wait, wait, wait. I can't emphasize this enough. He runs around
and then he like flops down on like the, like the, like the sun chair or whatever, the sunbed.
And he's just like on it, face down. And but has like, it's like dolly, Michael, Booblay, but it's just like up. And like, are you going to put your swim trunks back on? I just think it's gonna lie there like that. Okay. I've also been a doucheback on this show often on, but he's, I like his, I like his, he's hot. He's hot naked. I like it. Just cute. I like the view there naked. He is a good-looking guy. Just was like funny because he's just like,
it was just like a whole lot of pale, pale booty right there. So then, um, now, Lisa is Daisy to kiss someone. She really, really wants to kiss. And she turns to Joao,
“who's like, in naked dolphin pose on the thing, you know, because he does hop up there like a dolphin at”
sea world. And, um, she's like, well, I've got to give you a kiss because we've got to get on. So she kisses him and they're both super happy. He's like, oh, I'm really happy. I'm facing Democrats on the mad at this stage. I've got a zimboller. So then, Daisy is like, well, if the only attention I'm probably get to go all season. So then, Jenna asks, Eddie, um, like, okay, she's ready. Who do you wish to go on a day with? Take yourself. Me? Mm, the day is like,
all right, I'm gonna go to bed and then she promptly falls out of the hot tub onto the floor. So now, Lisa hears that. So she goes up to Ed, she's like swims over to him to Eddie. And she's like, you said you wouldn't date me. I think that's really rude. He's like, oh, shut up. She's got a boy friend. So, Lisa's like, Daisy, you've got to give someone a truth of the day before you go or I just neck on Eddie, then that's all you want. Jenna, you do it not only see how you do it. It's like, I've waited
for me. Yeah. Wait, so then Jenna's kissing Eddie. This is where Daisy falls over. And everyone goes, everyone goes back to bed. So then Jenna walks by Mike and Eddie and Jenna's like, what was that? I understand your bathroom's full. Okay. So then Jenna and Eddie are like in the cabin. They start making out and at least he walks by and sees and it's like very jealous. And so then they, they are in their rooms and then Jenna tells Alicia, like, he casts me at least
just like, who? I'll sponsor with the fish manga. So Alicia is sending him texts and she's like,
“oh, hey, I haven't got a clue what's going on in my head, but you need to get out of that. He's like,”
believe me, when I say I've been able to stop looking at you. Well, same, but he'd been getting
on with Jenna. She's just safe for bad guys. And he's like, I would drop her in a second if I got to be
alone with you. Yeah. And then like, we'll talk in the morning. It's like, love you. And then Alicia's like, good night, baby. And just like, good night, sweetheart. So intrigue. And our next trick, I would like to point out from our notaker who says, oh my God, what a bitch. I'm sorry, but that seriously, it's not like that violation of girl code. Well, they're just going to use each other to get about Jenna and Eddie are just going to use each
other to get the person interested in interested in that mind. Classic. She's going to flirt with Eddie. So Ben notices her and he's going to flirt with her so that Alicia notices him. All I love a mutual use because usually on these shows, only one person gets used. So I'm glad they're using each other. Sweet. Yeah. It's great. All right. Well, that brings us to the end of below dick, Dan, and thanks so much for being here. Everybody go check out the Golden Crapies live stream,
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